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Soaps, I.llly White, Hair 011, Perfumeries, Mettles, Kerosene, &c. &c. thivernis..nt Blankets. Also Gain Blankets. Mai.y more articles needed and ■sc , t by every b Meow on the north east Corner in the Diamond, WAYNESBORO'. Citizens and persons living in the Country will -find a hrrge and well 6ml:tett block of first class Bonus at as law Sores as can be sold in the court- ry. Sept. 20 1867. IN'Fri for F.% lIM F,ltti and othros.—Th , Or tf- I: tun Mineral Paint Cot, are II m triutaetwifig the Best, Cheap.•at. and most Durable Paint in lisc: two coats well put on, mix. J with pure Linseed 01 1 . will taut tO or th years• it 01 a light brown or heautitul chocolate color, and can be chanet d to green. lead, *torso, drab. olive or cream, to butt the coney tiler. It is valualde for themes, dabs, t en tree. Carriage a. d Car MTACrg, and Weioten ware, Agri• noun, I Impim..tits. Caliat Boats, Ws eels, and t‘liaps' gott 1111 l s, Canvas, Menden d ale Roofs. ( t b.•ing 'ire and Water proof), rio , r Oil t. ',ohs, (one M thwart ur,r h yam used (.roll bbls. the pa , t and as a pint lin any purpose is I.lllCurp.ailti for burly, dur.stlillly, cb.auerty. and solt••arv.ness. Winr.mted in tilt cloys as swore, timid for a circular which gives lull particuoira. None gebuine unless braided in a trade murk Ural tun M Merol Paint Adress 1) %Nltil. BIDWELL 254 Peerl'St. N. Y. For safe 91, thu linr.lw ire atom or GElsElt Ell IN Ell Alt r, who aru also agouti Carrt.ge•Grrauo. tict.4-61n. • LUMBER WANTED. rriHE suletcribers will pay the Waled cunt price for Lumber, to be thoiveaell this seueon, and will •tlso wolf a large lot fn next Or , 0011 • CElsElt, PRICE & CO. k: largest assortmeat of CARPES Tio town at the store 4 Awssasom. BROOM? & CO PRIME Di. 0. Molasses at the 'tore of .SWORRROINI. 41L1IKDICT & Or IOBALES Semless Union :Bugs u MUM a for sale cheap by %VALHI:R. NMI 411 r. Ca Hagerstown. BIG BELO HAT, Main Street, iThameersburg, Pa, is a sure sign that 7,w are near the ;Asap Itxr Paabfetrabh , Hat Eistrerhant DECRIM7 , WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, MARCH A , 1838. 1. =a L4O) iri 4 Cip,--..- 1 4 Oa - , .. .•:- `,.....„. , .:F., • 7 . '•=:-'!. 3.1. ~ t ...`5'......., ,-•.;-. SPEAK SOOThING WORDS AND KIND. Speak arugh:ng words and kind, Breathe tender tones and dear, I'o the afflicted mind, -•— --- In sorrow's languid ear;" Help suffering man across Life's tottering Bridge tf Pighs— Count all things else mere dross, :- But gain the heavenly prize : speak soothing words and kind. Wear honor's spotless garb All through the march of life; Strike off the poisoned barb Of envy and of strife; The true ri former's song Chant, lark like, on the way, Till night wears out the wrong, And all is perfect day ; Wear honor's *piles* gun!. Twine friendship's noblest.wreath Around Illy lituthet's brow, Who w. are Lis vest beneath A heart as warm as thou; The hope. the vin, the star— • Tie ail that life elides's -0! let uu trifird mar The,triendsittp formed of yens Twine friendship's noblest wreath. SOW VirMel ' hllllO4 Feed O'er itae heart' fallow —.., Eradicate each weed That e't r *pintas up around; Spread gosrl neon about, , --- 11 hi re'er thy feet may room. 'Tilt all inaokhol,may shout A j .3ful harvest home: Sow tirtue's holy seed. milsc:lmi_or_lAL - m - k. THE GHOST ROBBER A STORY OF TIRE BLACK FOREST On a fine evening in the spring of 1830, 'stranger, mounted on a.oohle looking horse, passed slowly over the snow white limestone road leading through the Mack Forest. J ust_w hen the-sun-was-going—to — rest - for the day, when gloomy shadows were 'begin• int to stalk, he drew 'em, as he said : •'l'hia must be near the spot, surely. I'll atop here for a while, anyhow, and see What I esti learn.' Ile thereupen.dign , uoted and entered the parlor of the inn, 'them tie sat down before small table. 'flew can I serve you meinheer ?' said the 'See to my horse outside,' replied the guest, carelessly, hut at the same time eye ing the lamilutd from head to foot, 'and let me have some wine—Rhine will do.' The landl...rd was istrniog, to withdraw from the stranger's preence when•he stop ped nod said '7 • hich way meinheer do you travel ?' Nsuoudt,' replied the guest,. sir , m will re-A here to-night, I suppose ?' continued the landlord ..1 mu , t he here two or three bourA, and then be ~ff, so as to reach my destination in the morning. lam going. there to purelisee lumber for the market.' 'And you have considerable money 7 1 you, no doubt'?' asked the landlord ionocen 'Yes, cnnsiderable,' replied the guest, sip.' ping at his wine disinterestedly. •Theu if you'll take sty advice,' said tht . landlord. 'you'll stay here till wonting.' ' 'Why ?' replied the stranger, lookin_ up curiously. 'Because,' whispered the landlord, poking around as it he were dis'clusing a great secret ann was afraid of being heard by somebody else, 'every utan who has ;ifted over the road between this and Naustadt at night, for the last ten years, has been robbed or mur dered under very singular circumstances.' 'What ware the singular circumstances,' asked-the straoger. putting down his glass empty, and preparing to fill it again. ..'Why, you see,' the landlord went on,. while he approached his Feast's table and took a sPst, have spoken with several who have been robbed and, all that I could (cant of them is they remember meeting in the limestones? p.trt of the wood a s o methi ng that looked white and ghostly, and frighten• cued their horses su that they either ran a way or threw their riders; after that all was courutiou with them; they felt a choking sensation and a sort of stuotherinz, and final ly died, as they thought, but awoke in an hour or so to find themselves lying by the roadside robbed of everything •Indeed ej mutated the stranger looking abstractedly at the rafters in the ceiling, as though he were mete intent upon enlacing them than he was in the landlord's story. The innseeper looked at him in amaze ment. Such perfect coolness lie had nut witnessed in a long time. 'You will remain then,' suggested the land. hod, aftenwaiting some time for his guest to speak. 'I r cried the stranger, - etafting from) his fit o! abstraction as though be were not sure he wmi not the person addresset 'O, most certainly not; I am going straight ahead, ghost or no ghost. to-night.' Half - an hour later the stranger and a guide called Wilhelmoirme out on the road. going at a pretty rapid 'raze toward Nanstadt. During a dash of lightning the stranger observed that his guide looked very noessy - 7 .• • • = •=Z . • t 30 11 E4 13 13:11 ZIT 0316t r eir, al1:0 about -something, and was slackening his horse's-pane as though he intended to drop behind_ .Lead ou,° cried the stranger, 'don't be a- 'l'm afraid I cannot,' replied the person addres.ed, continuing to hold back his horse until he aas at leant a length behind hie companion. '3ly horse is cowardly, and be comes unmanageable in a thunder storm,— If you will go on ihouirh, I think 1 will fol low close enough to point out the road•' - The stranger pulled up instantly. A strange light gleamed in his eye's, while his hand sought his breast pocket, From which he drew something. The guide saw the movement and stopped also. 'Guides should not said the stranger, quietly, but with fittuness, which seemed to be exceedingly unpleasant to the person addteised, lalleted the guide, 'my horse won't go.' 'Won't he ?' queried 'the stranger with mock simplicity in his tone, The guide heard a•sha►p click, and 'Faw *tionnethiug gleam iu hie companion's right hand. lie seemed to underataud what it meant perfectly, fur he immediately drove, his spurs iuto his horse's flanks and shut .a bead of his companion without another word lie nu sooner reached the old -position, however, than the stranger saw him give a short turn to the right, Had then disappear, as though he had vanquished through the thick foliage of trees skirting the rued. .The stranger dashed up to the spot, and saw that the guide had turned down a nar row lane leading from the road into the heart vi the wood. lie heard the clatter of his horse as he galloped off. Without waiting an instant, he touched his rein, gave him a prick with the rowels and off the noble an_ninial started_ like !he wind iu the wake of the flyiug guide. The stranger's horse being much superior to the other's the race was a short one, and to ululated by the guide being nearly thrown from his saddle by a h 3 ud which was laid upon his bridle, stopping_kim. lie turned in iii± sear, beheld the strang er's face, dark and frowniug, and trembled violently as he telt the sumatli ella barrel of a pistol pleased against his cheek. 'This cursed beast almost ran away with me,' cried the guide, composing himself as cou unuer tle circutustauces. 'Yes, 1 know,' said his companion, drily; 'but work my words, young man; if sour horse plays such tricks as that again he'll be the weans of injuring — his master's heals h.' They both turned and cantered back to the road. When they reached it again, and turned the heads of their animals in the right direction, she stranger said to his guide, in a tone which must have convinced hie hear• et as to his eat nesinesti.— 'Now, friend Wilhelm; I hope we will un diTsiand each other for ihe rest of the jour. ney. Ykot are to continue on ahead of we, iu the right road, without swerving either to the right or left. II I see you do any thing suspicious, I will drive a brace of bul• lots through you without another word of no tice. Now pui•h on.' The guide started on as directed, but it was evident from his movelueut and his niut terings, that he was alarmed at something else losicie the action of his follower. In the meantime the thunder had Moms• in its violence, and the flashes of the light• Wing had become wore frequent and more blinding. For about a mile the two horsemen rode in silence, the guide keeping up to his di rections while h'e followsr watched his eve ry !Pavement, as a eat would watch a mouse Suddenly the guide stopped and loUkcd behind Again lie heard the click of the stranger's pihtol and saw his u_p lifted arm. •Ilave mercy, weiblieer,' he groaned; 'I dare' nut go on.' 'I give you three seconds to go on,' replied the stranger, steruly—Ainc Heaven's naule, spare me,' implored the guide almost overpowered wiilt lea n look hetore ute io the road cud you will not blatue uie. The stranger looked. At first he saw ROMP thing white standing tootiouli tit iu the centre of the road, but pie;ently n tlish of lightning lit up the sconce, and he saw that the white fiAare was indeed very horrible and ghostly and frightful enough looking to chill the Wood even in the veins of the bra- ,vest man. IF his blood chilled tut a tuo•' went, iherefore, it was not throughetkny fear that he felt for his ghostly interceptor, for the next instant he set his teeth bard while he whispered between them, jest loud e nough to be heard by his terror stricken guide— . 'Be it man or devil—ride it dawn— fol low Tyro II With the cry of despair upon his lips, the guide urged his horse forward at thu top of his speed, quickly followed by the stranger, who held his pistol ready to his hoed. lo another moment the guide would have swept by the dreaded sp g, but at that 'in stant the report of a pistol ratty, through the forest and rho stranger Liard a horse gallop through the woods riderless. Finding himself alone, the stranger railed his pistol, took deliberate aim at the ghostly murderer, and pressed hie finger upon the tr igger. Th e app'aritiou approached quickly, but is no hostile attitude. Tue strauger stayed his nand. At length the ghost addressed hiw in a voice that was anything but sepul chral— 'Hero, Wilhelm, ye• mope, out of your perch this minute and give a telpiog hand. I've hit the game while on the wing, haven't I? The stranger was nonplussed fur a moment, but recovering himself ► be g►umbled some thing unintelligibly and !Wiped to the ground. One word w his bore and the brave anima stood petleetly mill. By the snow white trappings on the would be shoat, he was neat enabled to grope his way in the dark towards that individual,' whom he found betiding over a black mass about the.size of a man in the road. As the tiger pounces upon his prey, the stranger leaped upon the stooping figure 'be fore him stud bore him to the ground. 'I arrest you in theitin,es name,' cried the (drawer, grasping his prisoner by the throat, and holding him tight. 'Stir hand or foot until I have you properly secured, and I'll send your soul to eternity.'• ' This was such an unexpected turn of af fairs that the would be ghost could not be lieve his senses, and was handcuffed and stripped of his dagger and pistol before he found breath to speak. 'And you are not my Wilhelm ?' he gasped. 'No, landlord,' replied the individual ad dressed. 'l'm not. But Fp] an officer to the king, at your service, on special duty to do what I have this night accomplished- Your precious son, Wilhelm, who thought he was leading a sheep t.) the slaughter, lies there in the road killed by hisfuther's haud. Two weeks later, at Bvua - tale prison, in Baden, the landlord of the signet the Deer, and the Ghost Bobber of the Black Forest, who was the same identical person, having been proven guilty of nutuaroun fiendish murders, and artfully contrived robberies committed at different times in the Black Forest, paid the penalty of his crimes, by letting lull This bead before the executioner's axe, since when, traveling through Sehwartz waldhas not been so perilous to life ant: pane, nor has :hire been seen any Ghostly Knight of the Road in that seetion'of the world. • 1_ jmLEmliin,wij a seatarina man called-at a village inn on the coast of Normandy and asked fa supper and bed. The landlord and landlady wets elderly people, apparently poor. Ile entered jute eonverration with them, invited them •to partake of bis cheer asked many questions about themselves and their_fatuk. • ad_ ar- tieutnrly of a son who had gone to sea when a boy, and whom they had long given over au dead. The landlady shawed him to the room; and when she quitted him he put a purse of gold in ber band, and ,desired her to take care of it till the coercing, pressed • ' etorcia - rety — b,yl e an., an. ale el girJd night. She returned to her husband, and showed him the accursed gold For its sake they agreed to murder the' traveler in his sleep ,which they accomplished and buried the body. Jo the morning early came two or three relations, and asked in joyful tone for the traveler who had arrived the, night before. The old people seemed great ly confused, but said that he had risen very mrrly and gone away. 'lmpossible,' said the relations 'lt is your own son, who is lately returned from Frauer, and is come to wake happy the evening of your days, and he re solved to lodge with you one night as a stranger, that he might see you unknown, and judge of your conduct toward wayfaring marinere."-banguage would be incompetent to describe the horror of the murderers when they found they had eyed their bands in the blood of their long-bst child. They con• le"ssed their crime, the body was found, and the wietehed murderer's expiated their of fence on the scaffold. THINK OF MY SITUATION —Among Dr. Johnson's friends in his declining years was 3lr Satires, a young and accomplished Ital ian. Amiable and susceptible, le was a fa• vorite of the doctor, and he displayed his fi delity uud affection in a very beautiful man ner, by frequently visiting the sick bed of venerable friend. One Sabbath evening us he was sitting in the tick room, Dr. John son, peiceiving-thst-death, was near s -said _to tutu iu u very tender and impressive wan ner: There is no ono who has shown ins more attention than you have dour ; and it is !lOW rightithat you should claim sumo attention front me. You are a young man, and are to struggle through life; you are in a proles. stun that t dare say you will exorcise with gloat fidelity and tuutteence; but, let me ex port ybu alwayi to thiolt of my situation, whieli must one day be yours—always re member that life is short and eternity never ends.' •'T rink of my situation, which muat.—mac day be yours' And the situation of :be dy ing lexicographer will one day be ours. Our last cveningli will eiinie, and our Ilion& will come and will gather mound u 4 for the 1:18 time.. Wu shall tael that the world eau preuliso us nothing wore. Mondir, Iteronst-31onAL IDEAS —The New York Tunes, on teroperacce, comes to the couclusitm that— atter all— 'lt is toot legislative euuctment that will make our hard-working people sober end moral. It is the Young Men's Christian As sociatiooe and such humanizitr i s societies, got up to give the aforesaid people places of de cent and comfortable recreation, where they miy read journals. magazines and books, and hear instructive lectures. Such places teach young men self'•rer poet, and give them no tions above unathliog and drinking. Make reading mans only one-hill as plenty as grog saloons, and the business of the moralists and temperance lecturers will be nearly done.— Mere legislation. can never do it.' An exchange puts one of the wain quo tione before the country thus : 'lf at the close of the Revolution the tor. is* had all been' recalled from Nova Scotia and England to take charge of affiiva, would the natural results of the war p rap idly and peacefully eecured • tnan in New Orleans is under arrest for ammo& and bacierly upon an olephaor. BOWMEN; ROUSES. We form jtitigtente -of men from little things about their houses, of which the owner perhaps never thinks. In early years, when traveling where ions were scarce, and in some places unknown, and every settler's house was a house of 'Entertainment,' it was a matter of • some importance and some experience to select wisely whore you would put up. And we always looked for flowers. If there were no tires-for shade, no patch of flowers in the yard, we were suspicious of thi. place. But, no matter how rude the cabin, or rough the surroundings, if we saw that the window held • little trough for flowers, and that some vines twined about strings let down from the eaves, we were coufident that there was -me taste and cateruluess in the log cabin In a new country, where people have to tug or a living, no one wilt take the trouble to ear flowers unless the love of them is pretty •trong; and this taste blossoming out of plain od uncultivated people is itself like a clump f hatebolls growing out of the seams of a ock. We were seldom misled. A patch - ;•:." • ind people, cle: beds, and good bread. But iu other states of society other signs are more significant. Fiewers abou: a rich luau's house may signify only that he has a good gardener, or that he has a refined neighbors, and does what he sees them do. But men are not accustomed to buy books unless they want them. lf on visiting the dwelling of a man of slender means, We find that he contents himself with cheap carpets and very plain furniture, in order that he way purchase books, he rises at once in our esteem. Books are not made fr.r furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house. The plainest row of are_e►nce iffbkrth — a - t - droTh or paper ever cover, to more eignificaut of refinement than the most Blab tamely carved etajere eidehoarn. Give us a house furnished with boobs ra ther-that fu•oiture! Both, if you eau, but hooka at auy rate 1 To spend several days in a friend a house, and hunger for something id -6i to read, w. le you are treading on costly car- pets, and sittiog upoii luxurious chairs, and sleeping upon down, is us if one were bri bing your body for the sake of cheating your wind. Is it not pitiable to see a min growing r-iolia-ttguietitiog-the-courforteruHrinut., and lavishing money an . ostentatious upholstery, upon the table, non everything but what the soul needs? We knowrof tunny and many a rich man's house where it would not be sale to ask fur the commonest English classics. A few garish annuals ou t ., the table a few pietutial monstrosities,' the hien sensational tKivel, and that is all No poets, no essayists, no historians, no travels or biographies, no curious legendary lure. But the wall paper cost five shillings a yard, and the carpets ten. Bunks are the windows through which the soul looks out. A house without books is like a room without windows. No man has a right to brio. , up • his dhildren - with. out surrounding th em r ' with books, if he has the means to buy them It is a wrong to his family. Children learn to read by being in the presence of books. The love tit knowl edge comes with reading and grows upon it. And the love of koowleoge in a young wind is . almost a warrant against the fade -nor excireuieut of ()moons and vices. Let us pity these poor rich men who live barrenly in great, Lookless houses ! Let us congratulate the pour that in our day books are so cheap that a luau way every year add a hundred volumes, to his library fur the price cf what his tobacco and lifebeer would cost him. Among the earliest ambitions to be excited its clerks, workmen journeymen, and, indeed, optic% all that arc struggling up in law from nothing to something, is that ut owniuuytioll cutistantly odditigto'itr library growing larger every year is an I onorable part of a young tnuu's history. It is a luau's duty to have books. A li brary is not a!ulury, but one of the areas saries of life. • SOUTHERN DESTITUTION..—Every one who has traveled in the South since ttre war, will recoguis'e the following article, from a letter to the New York Tribune, as a truth. lul description of too large a class of South erners : 'The prime cause of Southern want is the laziness of the whites. Southern climate is noterieway enervating, and is made the ex cuse for not wonting by the .privi eged clas s.' At every crossroads, doggery; every shop and - every - at id — ey - cry town and village, is to be found a cruwd of long - haired, stalwart fellows engaged in whittling sticks, cheering tobacco and cursing the negro— three things which they do well, and indus triously alow up without a dollar, save what they make or defsaud their laborers out of, they Ppeod their time, week in and week out, in idleuesa regretting 'old times,' instead of turning to work and industriuuslystriviog to retrieve their fallen fortunes." They have latalTu abundance, but the few only will sell, lest the negroes got a foothold, and buene property owners. The.Suuill is by,uo means as impoverished as has' been represented. The Southern people still have abundance of the element's at wealth, and :it only. requires industry ausnog the whites, and encourage meat and fair' dealing toward this colored labelers, to raise the late rebel States to even a higher state of prosperity than they ever before enjoyed. Doctor Mott used to say that rowit, beef, sercuity - of roicd, cold water baths, end an amiable and pretty wife Would 'maw almost any 'lima boldly, weultby sad wise, It is not the work that bilk wen, it is the wory. It is not the revolution that deotrlys the nasohiaery, bu' thy trieti4n. 1312.00 iiDer Wye - ua batik our Dead. The diimcinsolate Copperheads keep mur muring, 'Give us the Union as it was Let the answers of patriots be, 'Give us batik our dead 1' Into the glassy eye of Lyon put the electric light that shone when be led the charge. • Restore to Ellsworth his young life mid manly beauty. Give the vigor to the wasted limbs of Kearney. Bring back the war worn veteran Sumner. Revive tilt Me- Cooks, twin brothers of valor.• Heal the savage wounds of Dahlgren... Reanimate the commanding form of Eller.— Sede,tviek Iron) his grave, sod Wads worth from the silent repubhe of the dead. Breathe the breath of life lute the nostrils of the gentle Lander, return new strength into the sinewy arch of Reno. Give back its musical endence to the tongue of Baker, and cleanse his hair from the gore which yoUr fellow Rebels shed Upon it, Restore the enlivening smile of humanity to the care. wore 'face of Lincoln, now pallid under the hand of the rebel assassin, and bring back dayli?ht to the glassy eyes that were so sleep less for the Union and Freedom. Take down the bereavement that hangs io the sorrow- . . . . to life and home the thousands of devoted men who dyed the land of treason red with blooci,to make it pure. -Do this, 0, thou thrice damned spirit of rehellion and thou mayst again have the Union as it was.— Connorspille Weekly limes. THE EFFECT OF PRAYER.—We heard a few days ago (says the Schenectady Stand ard) uf a singular case A gentleman who has been married for a number of years, has always desired to be the father of a daughter —his children being all boys. So great in deed, has been hie desire for a daughter, that he has • often 're •ed that Providence might — bless him with one• A kind Provi dence was not deaf to his prayers, for, to hie great surprise, he was granted three girls a few days ago; there being about three hours difference in their ages. Be don't pray now so much as be did. ks - nrrcw:= - -Fashion is a poor vocation. Its creed, that idleness is a privilege and work a disgrace. is among the deadliest errors.— Without depth of thought, or earnestnesqof feeling, or strength of purpose, living an un real life, substituting the fieticious tbr the natural,4lMstakiagen-4-d-for-suelety, ancl= --- ing its chief pleasure in ridicule, and ex. . !misting its ingenuity io esped„lenta }or kill• ing time. Fashion is among the last influ ences nodet which a human being, who re spects himself, or who comprehends the great end of his life, would desire to be placed. The following conversation occurred „be tween a graceless boy and his teacher : 'What does your father do when be sits down at the table -r 'fie asks for the brandy bottle.' ;don't wean that. Well, then, what does your mother do when you sit dOlvo at the table ?' 'BLe says she:will wring our,:neek - s if we spill any grease on the . floor.' A very smart boy on his return:from 'eel lege attempted to prove that two were equal to three. Poietiug to roasted. chicken on the table ho said: •Ia not that one 1' and then pointing to" another : 4 ls not that two? and do (not one and two make three'?' Whereupon his old dad said : 'Wife you take one and l'll take the ocher, and our smart boy can have the third for his din ner.' REMEMBER IN° A BROTIIEIL-A wnll known and generous citizen of Spencer, Penesylvania, made his brother a present of a suit of clothes the other day; and the brother, who is in poor health and has close work to make both ends meet, apprecinteci the gift when he found in a pocket a mort gage on his house for seven hundred dollars, which hadibecn paid LIT and discharged by the douor. He that will not permit is wealth to do aoy good to others while ha is' alive, pre. vents it from doing any good to himself af ter dtatii; and by egotism ; which is suicidal, not only puts himself off from the truest pleasure here, but from the highest happi. ness herealter. An ugly old bachelor says the reason why WORICTI about Wa,ynesborii do Dot cut thew selves is two by tight lacing, is because they lace around the heart, and that Is so hard they catin6t effect it. Thnbrute 1 What sort - of a - heart Lai, Little Bobby—l say, is it true that we are wade out of dust ? Na—Yea, my boy, so we are told .be btrigea it I believe it, 'cause if we was, when wu aweat wouldo't it be muddy ? Scratch the great rind of a eapliog ► ,,,or wantonly twist it in the soil, and a scarred and crooked oak will tell of the act for years to conic. How forcibly does this - figure show the neccabity of giving right tendencies to the winds and hearts of the young. Brick Pomeroy having found out that t largo proportion of his subscribers don's know how to read, lass gone to publishing rude wood (MIN in hie paper for their must went. Let not every pain Fend thee to :a doctor; every quarrel to a lawyer, nor every thirst to the draw-shop. , • • ?to wonder that 'Weston is a good !arsilti.", It turns out that he used to be s eialleatet for a newapapts, • Wautoi—.& !ion to la tbis'eeleaa. NUMBER 85