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KURTZ tom to inform the good citizens of Way. nesbore'mad - vicinitythat - he - has - just - rectiv ad MITI the East a large and full assortment o fresh Drugs, Medicines, Oils, Paints, Dye Stuffs Window Otass, Prttty, Brushes, &c. &c., which he is_prepared te_selyas_cheap_as-they_can-be had at any other house in--the-tewn i -and-vvbich,in_regatd_ i —fii_guality,cannot be excelled. He h.s also on hand 1 TOILET ARTICLES comprising in part the following articles, viz Toilet Waters, all kinds, Ean de Cologne, endless in variety, Extracts or the handkerchief, Fine English Pomades, Bandolines Bear's Oil,. Fine and Fancy Soaps, Tooth Brushes,___ I it 0-01 1 31 3 _ 8 _,&e—&_e. or Culinary Purposes he has Corn Starch, Pear/ Barley, Pearl Sago, Flavoring Batracts, viz: , Lemon, Vanilla, Strawbery, Raspberry, Pine Ap ple, Orange, Banana, Celery, Pear, Peach, Nut• er articles in that line. He has also something to please the A fine stock of Toys of all kinds;a large supply of China ware. ett eaat VlCetcZiol23. e, sod Ile has " _D_rakes Plantation Bitters, Hoffland's German de. Sand's Sarsaparilla, do. - Ilitesheiv_7B Cough Syrup,___ Diarrhoea Cordial; • Frey's Vertnifuge, 'colds; erre ifuges, drif. Pills—Wrigh is Judron t s, Spaulding's, Ayer's, Brandreth's, Morse's, /41cLane's, liver; Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup- Dr. Parishes do. Keroseoe Oil, Lamps and Chim, treys always on hand. Thankful for kind favors ghostly bestowed upon him, he solicits a continuance of the some, hoping that by trying to please he may win the confidence of the people. As much care taken in waiting up on adults as cfiildren P1)100E:lane Prescriptions promptly end carefully compounded at all hours. _J. F. ICUKTZ. 'A urrust 10, INC LATEST FASHIONS DEMAND 3. W. Bradley's celebrated Patent DUPLEX ELLIP nu (OR DOUBLE SPRIN 0) SKIRT. THE wonderful flexibility and great comfort and leasure to any Lady wearing the Duplex Eliptic Skirt will lie experienced particularly in all crowded Assemblies. Operas, Carriages, Railroad Cats, Church Pews, Arm Chairs, for Promenade and House Dress, as the Skirt can he folded when in Use to oemipy a small place as easily and conveni• ently as n silk or Muslin Dress, an invaluable qual ity in crinoline; not found in any Single Spring Skirt. - . -A—Lady-having Enjoyea- the Pleasure. Comfort and Great Convenience of wehring the Duplex E liptic Steel Spring Skirt far a single day trill Never afterwards willingly dispense with their use. Par Children. Misses and Young Lathes they are supe rior to all others They will not bend or break like the Single Spring, but will preserve their perfect and graceful shape when three or four ordinary Skirls will have been thrown aside ns useless. The Hoops are covdred With double and twisted thread. anil the bottom rods are not only double springs, but t i tice (or double) covered; preventing them trom wearing out when dragging down stoops, stairs, &e. The Duplex Elliptic is n great favorite with all ladies and is. universally recommended by the Fash ion Magazines as the STANDARD SKIRT ON TUE i4SII• lONA DIX WORLD. To enjoy the following inestimable advantages in Crinoline, viz.: superior quality, perfect manufac ture, stylish shape and finish, flexibility, durability, comfort and economy, enquire for J. W. Bradley's Duplex Elliptic or Double Spring Skirt, and be sure you get the genuine article. CAUTION.—To guard against IMPOSITION .be particular to Nonce, that' skirt's offered as "DUPLEX" have the red ink stamp, viz., "J. W. Bradley's Du plex Elliptic Steel Spring," upen the waistband— none others are genuine. Also Notice that every Hoop will admit a pin being passed through the centre, thus revealing the two (or double) springs braided together therein, which is the secret or their flexibility and strength, and a combination nut to be found in Any other skirt. FOR SA LE in all stores where Flag?' 'mass skirts are sold throughout the Unityd States and else where Manufactured by the Sole Owners of the Patent, !VESTS, BltADhltlY & CARY, 97 'Chamber 14 79 Si, Si Meade Sts., N. Y. Feb. 1.--3m.f DR. Y. D. FRENCH, J • .T.) NSERTS Beautiful avu Durable teeth mounted on Matins, Cold'and Vol. nite. Particular attention given the inesercation of the:natural teeth. Nitrous ()side Gas lid 'glistered for the attac ti m of teeth without Mice at his residence on Mechanic Street. Feb. B. - 'DI 19. A...I.3iTOUPPIEWIt6 ENTuar, 'GREENCASTLE, PA. IDEETIT ac,ted without pain. Office in Clip perigees bul `ni, nearly opposite Adam? Ha te!, whet-e 6h will attend tcr \ Dentist4 wit t care and, attentifin.. 01d Gold and fllyer plates taken to par t tTy for new ones. Teeth inserted, from' a Stogie' ooth to a fill.set, inured ,for one year.' - • llair " WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, MAUR 29, 1867. POx:TIG' &Li: "A FITbY SPOKEN WORK."' BY MRS. MARY ARTHUR,. She wore no gleaming coronet, That_maiden_meek-and-lair,, No jewels gleamed With brightness Amid her braided hair, But a light of purer lustre Around her pathway stirred. Ana one lovely STM walked in holy beauty Her lovely path of life, Winning the love of childhood And stifling angry strife. Yet still, midst words of bitterness, And hearts that u fit:ly erred ; Sheltnew no other weapon Than a °•fitly spoken word." 1:rOw beautiful, how noble Was the _power_thal sh_ty To pour the oil of peacefulness Ipon t e weary breast. And what were earthly glory Ter the honors she preferred-- The heavenly might that slumbers a ' , fitly ppoken word.'! . OUR HEARTS ARE THERE, BY JAMES L. PARKER, • Our hearts are there. Where friends have gone before ots--. When doubt and fear'come o'er us—f 'Remembering the love they bore us— Our hearts aro there. Our hearts are there, Where is no pain nor sighing, • ere n; no tears nor crytng„ Where is no death nor dying- 7 , tr-hearts-areih-eYe7— Our hearts are there, Where we shall neer be Farted, Where are no broken hearted, To where we all have started . — Our hearts are there. WEISS CLIEJII.aI-N.A.IN:7Se. A TERRIBLE' BEDFELLOW. BY WILLIAM WIRT SIKES. -I looked at my neighbor with considerable euriosfty. His face indicated a man of not over thirty years—a period at which men are still young, generally; but his lair was as white as fresh-fallen snow One seldom sees, even on the heads of the oldest men, hair of sueh immaculate whiteness. He sat by my side in a oar of the Great Western Railroad, in Canada, and was looking out at the• win dow. Suddenly turning his head, he caught me in the act of staring at him—a rudeness of which I was ashamed • I was about to say some words of apology, when he quietly remarked,— "Don't mention it, sir; I'm used to it.," The frankness of this observation pleased me, and in a very little time we were convers ing on, terms of fan3ilar acquaintanceship; and before long he told me the whole story. "I was a soldier in • the artny in India," said he, "and, as Is often the ease with sold ier:3, I was a little too fond , or liquor, One day I got diunk, and was Alit up in the black . hole for it. I slumped down upon the floor of the dungeon, and was just dropping off to sleep, when I felt a cold, slimy snake crawling across my Tight hand as it lay stretched out above my bead on the floor.— I knew at once what it way—a it snake! Of course my first impulse was to draw away my hand; but knowing that if F did - so the pois onous reptile would probably strike its fangs into me, I lay still, with my heart beating itrruy beast like a trip-hammer. Of COUTSO my fright sobered me instantly. 1 realized all my peril in its fullest extent 0, bow I lamented the hour that I bad touched liq uor? In every glass of liquor they say there is a serpant; but it does not come to every body in the shape it came to me. With a slow, undulating motion the reptile dragged its carzasi across my face, inch by inch, and crept down over my breast, and thrust its bead inside my jacket. As I felt the hid eous scraping of the• slimy body over my cheeks, it was only by the most tremendous effort , t:hat I succeeded in restraining myself from yelling loudly with mingled terror and disgust. At, last I felt the tail wriggling down toward my chin; but itnagine what I felt at heart, if you can imagine It. as I re alized that the dreadful creature had coiled itself up under my jacket as I. lay, and had seemingly gone to sleep, for it was al; still as death. Evidently it !mine idea that I was a human creature; if it had, it would never have acted in this manner. All snakes are cowardly. and they will tbit approach a man unless to strike' him in .fielf-defence.-- Three hours I lay with that.dreadful weight in-my bosom, and each minite was like an hour to me—like a yearl;;• I seemed to have lived a life time in that brief - space. Every incident in my,life psSed aerms my memory in rapid succession, as-they say is- the case with drowning men. I tbouz,ht of my moth er, away iv , Bogiand; my happy home by the borders of the Avon; my • Mary, the , girl ' I loved ; -and never expected to see them more. Fut no .Matter.how bng I bore this, I felt that -it would end in -a Nab . at rigid as 41 - - - eorpse,..ScAreely ;daring even to .breath; and all the time my hteast was grow kg:colder' and colder-Where the woke lay) a oatait it with nothing butti tub cotton tbi:rt Ala Xxlcleroortlfteati .Iretiillll 4 k Mertitogriistroeitb. between ray skin and its. -I knew, if Istir. red, it would strike; but I felt I cotild not bear this mach longer: •_Vven if 1 succeeded in lying still until the guard eatne, I expect ed that his opening the door and coming in would be . my death.warrant all the same; for .31.0_cloubt_thz-reptilemould - seerthatl — was. a man, as soon as the light should Bi 3 let in at the door. At last I heard footsteps approach ing, There .was a rattling at the lock. It was the guard. Ile opened tke door. The snake—a cobri di capello I , now saw—oarted up its high hooded head, with the hideous _rings-around-its-eyes,as - if — ab - out I shut my eyes, and nattimured a prayer.— Then it glided away with a swift motion, and disappeared in the darkness. I staggered to my feet, and f'ell swooning into the arms of the guard. For weeks alter I was yen! sick; , eyes, hidden, under a cliff of br — ow, the strong nose of a pioneer of thought, shut, thin lips, a face pale with the frost of the grate, long, bony, emphatic. limbs these cover the un- A Canseientioue Lawyer. easy ghost which men call Thaddeus Ste- The Danville (N. Y.) Express tells a cap- yens. The great days of his power are past. Perseus has slain his diagon, and now he ital story connected with a prominent law- would unchain the faitoandromeda for whom yer of that village, who has distinguished himself in the defense of criminals, as well he fought, binding her brows with his stars. The new version is sadder than the old, for as in connection with other trials, having fre •he will not live to see the glory for which quently, through his skill, aided the most be has wrought. Yet, to drop, metaphors, -hardened- critninals-to-escape-from-justicer -Some time agowhile - he-was-atteading-court- . which ere di - tWlvitref-thc- wispg,The is ~ MI -- L -- ii irs-Ltleclitity-after _in-na--adjnining-countyOre-was-awilie to 15 singular specimen of humanity, charged day he comes, compelling his poor body. by a the might of the strong soul that is in him, with grand larceny, to defend hito. The lawyer very naturally inquired what crime to serve him yet longer. He looks so weary of this eoulusion_whieh. we call' life,_and-yet Ile was accuseshof.---The-party - _ - aecu Ped - re -j-- so - resolute - to - nommand it - still. - ,He is Alar. plied .that somebody bad been mean enough ic, the Scourge, whose mission is to chasten to charge him with stealing $l5O, in • bank notes, and had got him indicted. "Ate you this terrible, turbulent South till she shall yield, If the means proposed are odious to guilty?" asked the lawyer. - her, they , are none the worse for that, thinks "That's none of your business," replied the accused. "They say that makes no dif- this relentless Hun.' Let her pride be bro ken! Has not she, broken hearts of ourq, ference with you; whether a man is guilty or aye, and honor, which is more than hearts? not, you will conttive to dig him out some_ _ There-are-long arrears to Settle. So whenway, So don't task any more about the guilt t 1.,a Blaine Sherman ammendment comes till you hear what the jury says." back, he will none of it.. It is not fair to "Well, what about the pay?" said the law- say, as some of the papers have done, that - IFfe - in - drealsiiiii false who voted against Stevens on this issue. It_was_utt....a. ue aDOLIt, f found that my hair was as whip as you now see it• I have never touched a drop of liquor since." ger. - -- "You just hula ontill .e trial is over (t.lia-enz Etet-)--114-rgrttv cross•examination r and that-other-fellow he has got to back him up, and you'll have no The trial eon::110mnd and proved to be a somewhat exciting and protracted one. The District attoney proved that the money •io question was composed oi• two $6O bills on a certain bank, and the remainder all in $lO bills, all of which were wrapped up is a piece of oil silk. The jury, after listening to the counsel in the case, and receiving the charge of the Judge, retired, and soon re turned with a verdict, of not guilty. The accused, who was greatly elated with the re sult of his trial and the effort of his counsel, invited the latter into one of the vacant jury rooms. As soon as they were alone he slap ped his counsel on the sholder, and exclaim ed: • "free as water, ain't I? What's the use trying a man for• stealing when you are a round? Now I suppose you want your pay. 'Yes; have you got anything to pay with?' asked the lawyer. "Lend me your knife, and we'll see about that." The lawyer, slightly startled at such a proposition. rather reluctantly complied The accused immediately commenced ripping and cutting away at 'the waistband of his pantaloons, and soon produced the roll of bills for the stealing of which he had just been tried, wrapped up in the identical piece of oil silk describedby the witnesses for the prosecution, and throwing it down on the ta ble before the astonished lawyer, exclaimed: "There, take ypur pay out of that; guess there is enough to pay you tolerably well." "Why, you villian!you stole the money af ter all," said the lawyer. "D -s o you expect I can take any .of that money?" . "Stole that money! Didn't them twelve men up stairs there just say that I didn't' steal it? What's the use of trying to raise a question of conscience after twelve respect able men have given their opinion on the subject? Take your pay out of that and ask no questions. Don't be modest, in taking; I got tt easy enough, and you've vrorked . hard enough for it." • Our informant does not stale how much the lawyerlopir, but we presume the chap didn't hare much change left after our friend had satisfied his ''eonscicnco" in the premises. 'FROZEN KINDNESS.—The word is full of kindness that never was spoken, and that is mach betterthan nb kindness at all. The fuel of the stove makes the room warm, but there are 9:freat piles of fallen trees lying a mong rocks on the top of the hill, where no body can get them; these do not aAy. body warm. You might freeze to death for want of wood in plain sight of all those trees, if you had no means of gettieg it. Just so in a family; love is' what makes the parents and children. tile hrothers'and sisters, happy; but if they take dare never to say a word a bout it, if they keep it a profound secret, as if it were a crime, they will not be much .happier than if there Was not any love among thetn;Jlie borne will seem cold even in sum mer, and if you live there ,yon will envy the dog when arty one calls him "poor fellow." fiArr honest farmer lorihina over a. bill, found "To 1 - 31 b.., sugar. To Gth4 ditto.' lle went to his wile and said, 'lloro is a pretty charge. What-on earth have you done with so much Jittor She declared she never had day ditto in the house' in her,life.. • Sobnol: the farm. er posted to . the store and reported, awl re• edived ern explanation: On his toliirit his wile,asked. him' if he t aad , learned what it meant. 'Yes,' said ho,'lt•merins_that ! L'ax! a 'darned old fool, arid you are ditto? 'Why is:the early firms: like a penlnifo? Bec-mie thespring.brings out the blados. Thaddeus Stevens, rightly Washington 3orres the 'N. Y. Tribune while sketching the mem bers of Congress, under date of Feb. 26th, speaks as follows of Mon. Thaddeus Ste: And now the members crowd around a central desks Tile confusion of tongues, which amazes a spectator 'in the galleries, is hushed, for a brief space. The crowds in the balconies bend eager ears. A gaunt, weird, tall old man has risen in his seat— the man_who_is_often called-the-Loader-of the House. If to be voted down on hair the questions of the day, to be admired, wondered at, listened to with strained at- tention, and then resisted in argument, and beaten on appeal, be Leadership, he has _that • test vote, as is shoWn in the feet that the Copperheads were with him.• ___Erratic,_damincenng, hard_enhtln Eitc H yens is yet so heroic; he wears.suoh a crown of noble years upon him that one's enthusi asm, and one's reverence cling to him. In the galleries we do not well follow him. All those stilettoes of pitiless wit which have made his caustic tongue so dreaded, are un sheathed from the softest tones of his voice, and are quite lost to us. But the sardonic light of his face f and the laugh of the mem bers reach us. De Profundie The Trne index, published , at Warren town, Va., utters the following first-class howl over the reconstruction bill: Virginia is Virginia no more, The record of her past fame is rolled up and laid away. The memory of her sons who made a "bee line 'to Boston" and poured out 'their blood for a principle which involved only' the ma terial interests of her %New England sisters, is .Beret ignored. Like the prisoner of the hostile upon whom its gloomy portals once closed in the bloody reign of liod•republican• isni in'France, she has lost all other than a numerical designation, and even the lips of the turnkey who doles to her bread and wa• tsa r refuses to utter the name by which she Was honored among the nations of the earth She is now district No. 1. And who is re sponsiole for this crowning infamy? Those over whom she has 'yearned as a mother, awl around whose in lint limbs she has thrown .the protecting arms o{• a mother's love. Those who have suckled at her breasts and have drawn life and substance fr)m her generous and heroic being. Is there no 'flash from heaven to blast the heart of ingratitude? Is there no thunderbolt in the vast concave to strike. terror and dismay to the hyenas who are gorging at her grave, and gloating with bloodshot eyes over her sacred bones? How long, O-Loid! how long? Yet do v,e see through the eye of faith, amid the darkness and gloom that curtains the present, the glo riots% inserintion that will yet blaze upon her front—REsu ItOAM. - A Boy Lost There is a boy lost! Ho went away into the forest, and has never been found or heard of since. Ills parents weep, and hope. for the titne when he will be found. There, is a bOy loat—'-not from sight—but lie is lost unto the world. Ile sought his companions among the low and dissolute and became like unto his associciates. I is lost! II is parents weep and !an ent, nd hope for his return to virtue and respecta bi!ity; but alas! they hope against hope. e object of their love and solicitude is in a whirlpool which carries him further mid farther from their sight, and in a few years he will disappear for Over. . • . A boy lost! When last seen lie was ex tracting money from the till of his employer. Ile was a petty boy, and much i beluved. • I ills grave is or will be among felons. A boy is lost[ Eld disappeared gradually. First a cigar reflected the light b; which he was seen in his down Ward course. lle was next reflected 'by the'glass which 'contained the sparkling' and intoxicating 'draught..— Ws voice was/ tut boad, in the .gimhling raloon. Ile is hopelessly lost. cthl• how many boys have been lost. Scarcely a fam ily; in-the land but mourns a-lost:boy, 'Will , parents never awake to the perils of their children? . I Drutilcnness is the. gi.and canal to Annie and disgrace. •It lands its rotaries 'in 'th© deep whirlpool of ruin. ,::Itisstliti-grtind ca tnti to , „,, •,, • A liteselior but Wast -ha - s suehi atrottig lungs awl house vice thlt eau miwie, a thunder a storm so portt!etly that -all the milk - idrsour fur iuill s around, .• Business and Leisure Of all the fallacious iliidries, ttru - tlifully -1 remarks a contemporaryby - which - men - theat themselves of happiness, we have oft thought none are more so than those which prevail m opg-husinesa-men-touchi ng-th e-art-of-en joy i rig life. In all parts of our country, but especially at the North, the. almost laniversal practice is to devote the whole of the best part of life and toil, in the hope of passing a few years at the close in leisure and enjoy merit, Instead of di dributing leisure in stnall. portions-over the whole — period - ef - life,H and thus, as nafttro dictate:l , i mingling labor with pleasure at every° step, the year's of youth and middle life are devoted to inces sant drudgery, with hardly an intermission worth naming. From early dawn till late at onflont of a . • • Vail 4JIIII/, life is spentlifelfe - paroxysm of activity, one ceaseless, interminable pulling at the oar, with searcely alternations of relaxation or rest. That is bat sr species of slavery even our business men admit; but the poor bend. slave of mammon will tell you that he en dures it for the present, in the hope of earn. ins competency, which will enable him at some day, to purchase an exemption from these drudgeries. The grinding toil, the har ' rassing_eares,_the exhaustLng brain• work,. the tedious, ever dreary monotomy of the pro sentilre cheerfully-submits_to,in_conside_ra =tion-of-rfuttire-which-w in one long play•eay—in an indefinite peri od of repose, elegant leisure and linuriotis enjoyment. --Ilitt-who needs-to-be- told-hcrw-rmiformly such expectations are doomed te - dist4oirit= ment?: Life slips through the - fingers of such persons unfelt, unenjoyed, in the bustle and and hurray-scurray of preparing to live. In nineteen cases out of twenty the compe tency, for the attainmeet of which snch sac rifices are made, is never realized, and even the envied few who are successful find the peribd of leisure, when it comes, to be one of even more misery than enjoyment. ROTAL Trtunts.—No than is prosperous whose immortality is forfeited. -No man is . e 114/0111-010-6411Ate-brift6Leter I:_, • ;•• _ ruptey. No man is happy upon whose path there tests but a momentary glimmer of 'E , .h t shi la i ng_ont_between_the_eloods—that- 1 were closing over him in darkness forever- more. 1 If a man has oil in his can, every dtop he pours out makes his supply oee drop less.— There is no springing up from the bottom to prevent diminution in the supply. It is not so with the soul. The nature of that is .to renew its supply, so that the more you draw from it, the more there is to drawy the more it gives, the more it has to give., giving will make any man'a,soul riebev. What is just, is more to us as we grow old. er. In every new relation of life into which we come; we find our finer shades, higher colors, nicer distinctions, and wider circuits of justice. Justice is never so slender to us as when we first practice it. It grows in the imagination. It is - enlargerhy experience. It includes more elements, it touches things with a finer stroke, and it demands more ex quisite duties, every single day and,year that a man lives, who lives at all aright There can be no barrenness in full sum mer. The very sand will.yield something Rocks will have mosses, and every rift will have its wind•flower, nod every crevice a leaf; while•frotn the fertile soil will be reared a gorgeous troop of growths, that will carry their life in ten thousand forms, but all with praise to God. And so it is when the soul knows its summer. Love redeems its weak. ness, clothes its barrenness, enriches its pov erty, and makes its very desert to bud and blossom .- the roso. ' EXTRAYAGAN'T.-4f thepoor• house has aty terrors for you, never buy -what you don't need. Before you pay three cents for a j•wsbarp, my boy, ascertain if you coonot make just as - 1014 a noise by whistling, for' which notnreAfurniSheEFthe machinery; and, before you poy seventy five dollars for a coat, young man, find oat wheth er your lady would not be juat as glad to see you in one that costa half the money. - If' she would not, let her crack ber own hazle nuts and buy her own clothes. When you spend two or three dollars a week foolishly, the'eharices are two• to one that ho'll live long enough to know how many cents there aro in a dollar; if' he don't he's pretty surd to berpteathe that privilege to his widow.— When a man asks you to buy that for which you, have no use, no matter how cheap it is, don't say yes "until-you are sure no one else wants it in advance." Money barns in some folks pockets, and makes such a big hole that everything that is put in drops through east holding. A gentleman is but a gentleman—no more, no less, a diamond poll:lied that was a -dia mond in the rough; a gentleman :is gentle; a gentleman is modest; a gentleman is carte• tins and genorcus; a gentleman is slow to take offense, as being one 'that never gives it; a gentleman is slow to surmise evil, -Is heinv: one that never thinks it; a gentleman goes armed only in the eon4etousne3s • of right; a gentleman teals to his own buQinesa, and does not meddle with the affairs of his neigh• bin; a gentleman does not sponge ; . a gentle. man does not.baek•bite neip.-Ibor in the street and sewing circle because hu cannot get this 3r: that "for nothing!" A lecturer in Rerchester, a few evenings ago, said that he was, glad Andrew Johnson was a self.maile• man, as' it relieves the; Lord od ,terrible responsibility. "Didn't you. tell ma you could hold it c Ore' said s i t - at:Liar ,tu au Irisbuhia be . hail taken on trial.: . , "Beatgy nOw," gap Pat. "flow could I howiti it an' two linrsos -it - ,ftway?":-. Jttst stop the tytutes, and I.li it for ye." • • . *moo rpor •ftire,Et-t- Conscientious. --- A - Retroltrtion - ary - soldier was running - for ---- -Congress,and his opponent was a young mangy who 'had (''nevet been-to the wars,' and it was the custom of old Revolutionary to tell of the - hardships:he bad endured. Said be: "Vellow-eitizens, I have fought and bled for my solitary. I helped to whip the Rrit• ish and the Indians. 1 have slept ,on , the field of battle With no other covering than the canopy of Heaven. I have walked over the froaen ground till every footstep was marked with blood—" (gust about this time one of the sovereigns, who - bad 'heel:nue greatly interested in his tale of sufferings, walked irp is front of the speak - e+ d the t - from 11' h the Ae tearsfroaillis eyes wit). extremity of his coat , tail; and ioterr -'Did you , say you.'hita hint fhe British and Iniins?" "Yes, sir." "Did you say you had slept on the ground Willie serving your eountiy, without any kii er?" "I did." "MT you any your feet kivered_tbe_ground you walked over with blood?" "Yes," replied the speaker, exultantly. "Well, then," said the tearful soverign as be gave a sigh of tearful emotion. 4 'l - guess TErate for the t'other _617 [acne. 'ffy - olkaidb (lona anon , country!' • An DNFOaTvNkTE SlltANGErt . .—`eau you -tell-me,-'-said - a stranger to a gentleman in a hall:roam, Who that lady is near t e second window, that very'plain-looking lady?' `That is my sister,.sir,' replied the person addressed wits a very formidablelook: 'No, no, I. don't mean her, said the unfor tunate interrogator, mean that ugly wo man• leaning against the piano; there is about as month expression in her face as there is itt a bowl of bonny clabber.' 'That, sir, itomy wife.' 'No, no,' gasped the miserable stranger, the perspiration starting from every pare.— 'Good gracious. I wish I could make you joot in the pink silk, the one so awful home. . ly. • I should be afraid she oakinglass-by-looking-in-it—T-herei-sh, is looking at.'us:riow! 'That, sir,' said the gentleman with fierce calmness, 'is any eldest daughter ' - The stranger darted from the room and cleared the premises as though ho had been struck with the presentiment that a powder magazine was going to explode in that room in less than three seconds. negro named Ephe, who was a regular ant at church, was proud of his Bible g. fie was sawing wood one day, is roaster's son, a lad of about twelie as looking on, and now and then ask estions. attel learni while years jog 'Which of the Apostles do you like beet?" asked Ephe. "Well, I don't know," drawled the boy. "I likes Sampson•," said Ephe; "he was so strong, and piled up them wicked folks so." "Why, Ephe," replied the boy, "'Sampson wasn't one of the Apostles." Ephe put down his saw, and looked at the youngster a moment in amazement, and then asked him, with an air of triumph: "Look here, white boy, how old am you?" ' "Twelve," replied the boy. "Well, I'se forty; now who ought to know best? lax you dat?" ETERNITY*- What lA it? A very myster• taus-p-th,_unfathomed_sa-ve-by—the—lftfinit:. ! What is it? An ours for joy or woe? Sol emn, awful, yet glorious thought. • "And can eternity belong to ma, Poor pensioner on the bounties of the bur? What shall our eternity be We are an swering this cjusstion daily. The problem will soon be solved. The sands of life are wasting fast. Whither are you going, reader? Are you bending your steps forward in the night of sorrow, or upward to the heights of glory? Wake impenitent friend; wake, re pent and pray, before life is ended and etern ity begun. _Remember boys,'beforo you are twenty you must establish a character that will servo you,all your life. As habits grow stronger every year, any turning into a new path is more and more difficult; therefore, it is of tea harder tll unlearn than to learn; and on this 'account a famous flute•player 'nsed to charge double price to those pupils wiio bad been taught before by a poor master. Try and reform a lazy, unthri(ty, or drunken person, and in most cases you fail: for the bad habit, whatever it is, has so wound it- self into the life that it cannot be uproote t. The best habit of all is the habit of care in the formalion of good habits. A profane man had a favprite negro who always stood opposite to biro' when' 'waiting at the table, his Master often took the name of God in vain, at which the negro itn mediatcly made a low and solemn bow On being asked- why he did ao, he replied that he never hoard that GREAT NA3tE mentioned but•it filled Iris soul with awe. Whenever a murderer is hum -, the Selins grove Times -and other papers of that stamp hexed it `•Another_ Boy in 13lue Gone!"— They will never forgive the Boys in B!ue (or putting down the niggca•breeuers rebell ion. I "My opinion is." said a philosophical old lady of much experience and ehservatioil, Lk.ithst. won as dies upon washing day, due,sin mu of pure spite." • The differenee,between a girl .-Who tents her dregs and one who ‘pade' ia, tirlt bilkils her :341f aaa, use other stalk her hat.t. "Setting a rano reap" iq the tide, civet? to the pietOre of a 'pretty yi,upg Jakty 'arru'ugiug hua ludo it 3. a mitre'. NUMBER.