Silver tablet, blank and bright,. Downy pillowed, satin lined, That 1, loitering, chanced to fine 'Mid the dust, the scent, the gloom Of the undertaker's room, Waiting empty—ah, for whom? Ah ! what love-watched cradle bed; Keeps to-night the nestling head, Or on what soft, pillowing breast Is the cherub form at rest, That ore long, with darkened eye, Sleeping to no lullaby, Whitely robed, and still and cold. Pale flowers sliping from its hold, Shall this dainty couch enfold A h ! what bitter tears shall stilt • All this satin sheet like rain, And what towering hopes be hid 'Neath'this tiny coffin lid, On whose tablet shall appear Little words that must be them, LittleTwords - cut - deep - andTtru-, Bleeding mothers' hearts anew-- Sweet, pet name, and "AGEE, I.wo !" nh ! can sorrow's hovering plume Round my pathway cast a gloom, Chill and darksomo as the shado By an infant's cpflin made ! From our arms g• 1 flies, A El o rued, daz led eyes. epmg round its In cant place, Cannot rise its path to trace, • Cannot see the anvil's face ! AK GENTLY MDTIER. Gently, mother, gently, Chide thy little ono, 'Tis a toilsome journey . It bath just begun; Many a vale of sorrow, Many a rugged steep Lieth in its pathway— And full oft if will weep— Oh ! then, gently,--gently Kindly, mother kindly, Speak in tender tone ; That dear child, remember, Echoes back thine own; Teach in gentle accents, Teach in words of love; Let the soften breezes, Its young heart-string movez Kindly—mother--kindly. Wouhrst thou have the setting Of a gem most fair , In a crown of beauty, it were time to wear Mother train with caution little one, Guide, reprove, and ever I,,et the work' be done . Gently--mother--gently. ‘vpii STRANGE STOR3 Some weeks ago a man named Alvin C. Temple, a citizen of New York, mysterious ly disappeared at Burning Springs. Within the last few days suspicion fastened on osier. son named Robert S. at e inway as his mur derer, and accordingly he was arrested.—, Since his arrest he has written and publish ed the following exttaordiaary statement in the Parkersburg Times of Monday last: EDS. TIMES: My object in writing this communication is to lay before the public the f;icts nttending'the distressing death of the late. Alvin C. Temple, of the city of New York, as I have just been arrested here en a charge of being accessory to, and the cause of it. I ern here without friends or acquaintances, and . must go to prison for want of bail. I hope, however, in the course of a few days, to exonerate myself from all suspicion of any cornplicity in the death of my friend. The deceased and myself were both real dents of New York, and had been acquainted nearly on years about the Middle of Sep tember last, we left home together on a tout to the, oil regions of Southern Ohio and West VirePinta We came first to Marietta, Ohio, and visite3 the oil wells of Duck creek, We then visited Eforseneek,Sand Rill, White Oak, and Burning Springs, We arrived at the latter place on the afternoon of Friday, October 26th. We spent Saturday iu visit ing klie various oil wells. Sunday morning we started on a ramble to make some obser , vations as to the nature of the country.— From this ramble Mi. Temple never return ed and upon this circumstance I have been arrested. I hope the public, after hearing my statement, will suspend its judgment an. til I can offer more proof of my entire inno cence. Mr. Temple being something of a geologist, carried a leather sack suspended by a strap over the shoulder to contain rho specimens collected, and in his hand a ham mer with a handle three feet long, such as is commonly used by geologists We crossed the Burning Springs run At the mouth and climbed up the hill on the 'upper side. 'A. bout tlitee.fourths of the way up we discov ered an opening to the rock caused probably by some convulsion of the earth., Into this we found tbit wo could crawl some fifteen feet'whca f urtlJet p 'ogress wag stopped by • . . . .•... . „ - _ . ... . , ' . . - , , ' .."••• ", -- 53,. , _ ~ -, ~ • -. . . , „, , , . . . _ . . , . . •• . -,- :I :•...; :„--- 1 • ''"•:-' 4 : , :- : -:', --,:-• " ~•-:.- : . '',- ,' • ... - '• : ',-, -,- ..... , -•:, . '•!,,,, • .-..-, ...' •.-•-, •-• ~.- •' - -4•-• -- - ~, •, ' , ~, - .t''' .. j "' ' ' i.,, -' : ;•!-, 4 ' i • ,-;.„1. 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Temple followed.— Lighting a match and a piece of paper we found ourselves in a cavern about twelve feet square, in which we could stand upright. Pieces of broken rock, varying in size from an egg to a barrel, covered the ground.— Temple collected some specimens, principally sand rook and feldspar, which he put into a sack to be examined at leisure. Oar pro• gress was_ very difficult on account of the loose and jagged stones. .P,artly feeling our way; and now and then lighting. a match, we managed to ascertain what I have related, and also to discover a fissure nearly opposite where wo entered, some three feet in width at the bottom and s gradually narrowing to ward the top. Crawling into this we found it made a considerably descent until it open ed into a spacious cave, the dimensions of which I cannot state, as it was not thorough ly explored. We found here the same chaos of broken rocks, and were continually brui sing ourselves in climbing over and through them. Proceeding some thirty yards we saw a light on our right which proved to be cau sed by a split in the rock. Looking through it we could see the hills on the opposite bank of the KanawkaTbut-could-not-open-our-way out. Leaving this on our right, we proceed ed to make what explorations our limited means would allow. After going perhaps - fifty yards, we were surprised at finding a small lake, or pool, as near as I can judge, some sixty feet in length, by twenty feet wide. Its level was some three feet below the ground on which we stood. Temple inserted his.hammer intq this pool and found that in stead of water it was oil—petroletim. have not time to describe our sensations on this discovery, which promised untold wealth. After discussing the matter for a few min utes, he attempted to try the depth with the h-ndle of hia 9t7 aaaliTirbis hammer. ,e got as near .ie brink as he could, and was about executing his design, when the loose stones on which he stood suddenly caved in 'with him. Ile sunk, rose again, struggled a moment, and I saw him no more. I was powerless, to as sist him, even if I had not been completely bewildered. The weight of the specimens in his sack, no doubt prevented him from sa ving himself, as be was a capital swimmer. The horror of my situation may be imagin ed. I stood alone in that cave wherein WM death and darkness, fully aware that when I went out in the light I would only meet strangers and suspicion. I called my com panion by name again and again till terrified b y the sepulchral echoes that resounded through the blackness. This is.the true statement of the fact.— Whether it will be credited is more than I can say. . I am fully aware how difficult it is for me to answer the question: "Why did you not make this statement sooner?" Here is toy reply. When I left the cave T• went to my room at the hotel. Overwhelmed as I was, I could not help being sensible that the diecovery was an important one, and resolved to secure the beneuta - rffitTso -- I - k - ept - tirermat- - ter quiet until my designs should be accom plished. To this end I obtained a favorable ' lease from the agent of the Itathhone Oil Company of the ground covering the cave. This lease, as the county records will show, was made the day after the occurrence above revealed. It is made to George Temple, the father of Henry V. Temple, the brother of the late Alvin C. Temple. I have not re served to myself, directly or indirectly, any part of this lease. I hope this circumstance will pi far to show that I could have no mo• tire in causing the death of my friend I do not think his relatives, or those who know me, will entertain the slightest suspicion to ray prejudice. Yet I feel that I can never have a moment's peace of mind .until the , judgment of everybody shall acquit me of the charge. And nnw, Messrs. Editors, 1 request that you will give the foregoing Statement a place in your Ore!, and thereby oblige a'frieudloss arid grief stricken man. 1 1 ROBERT S. STEINWAY. TUE POETRY OR FARMING.— Agriculture has a field of poetry as well as of practical culture. The "pastoral landscape" is here all that the ancients have said about it—the hkrvest. field sung about and beloved by eve rybody; the "tanned haycock;" the scent of new made hay at evening;, the adds pith their garniture of green,, embracing the whole practical world of nature the great source of the poet's inspiration. There are the fruits; ; ripe, golden apples blushing and fragrant; peaches, pears, plums, the strawberry, and the seedy glistening blackberry, with their fields of poetry!, And then the maize in the field, in the barn, yellow and gl . tening on mild October days; when the su also is yel low, and earth is teeming like wino press with plenty and good cheer. That hope !, what prospect in store fo right winter evenings', The vineyard itsel is one of the greatest of poems How the ancients cleated upon it, and sung its praise; and nnw it is flowing in streams, and hanging its purple clusters in bursting profusion. The reply of the 'superintendent of one of the priocipal Maine Tailroads to a circular from a Cabinet officer at Was , hington, asking hint to carry delegates for the Philadelphia Convention for half (are, was, "that he was riotaware that there. was any such fools in Maine as to attend that convention; but if there were any, he would take them as freight " _ . . Advertising for a wife is ,just as absiard as it would be to got measured for an uuhrella! NESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY,• PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, NOVENHOt 28, fBOO. Better die in the cradle than live to no purpose or use in .the world. • The young man or woman who sees no , ore iu life thou—pervorinl idestation--o grandizement, t s the pitiable victim of a thin delusion. The young man or woman who neglects to obey every generous impulse from youth up is like the grub, winding and swathing itself in a silken shroud, away - from the blessed light and air. For generous impulses are the frequent sunbeams glinting from heav to earth, and playing around the hearts of men and women. All should bear this in mind; that no young man, though be be rich in milliobs, is so rich that he can afford to dwarf body, soul or mind, by neglecting even the least of the dutie3 precedent to the development of a true manhood. There is no povetty like this of the spirit. The true man, though coarsely clad and fed, is a prince among nature's nobility, while a mean spirited prince is a contemptible beg. gar and pretender among conventional no bles. Every young man should strive first, and to the last, to attain to the full moral stature of a MAN. For this includes everything that can go to establish enduring repute. Fame is oftener miscalled than won.— Greatness is constantly misapprehended. A great intellect does not' make a man great.— But the quantity of greatness inheres in a true union of superior intellect and moral ex. cellence. us-Abraham-Lineolo r more-th an-any-of modern American publicists, deserves, and will receive the award of greatness in Amer ican history. He was, among men, preemi nently conscientious and good. He had not the mighty intellect of Web ster, nor the subtlety of either Calhoun or Seward; but be has a higher place in history than either, for he had but one ambition in life—to be the•benefactor of his kind. To accomplish this he lived very near the people; joyed in their joy, grieved when they grieved, in all things sympathized with them; and finally died for them ! . Martyrs are not too plenty, even now-ii. - Tff".l7;..- nye. Ana we can pay Litre - oln nighTt compliment than to say that his life was pure and unselfish, and his death as noble as that of the noblest of those who fell in the hour of battle. The record of this great man, s from his boyhood to his death, is a record of persis. tent endeavor to attain to the true stature of a MAN. His example ought to be a . life lesson to every young man. When we say that don't understand us as saying that every boy should try to be President. Lincoln as lit tle expected to be President as Autocrat of the Russia& But the Presidency was an incident of his life labor, not the object. The man who makes public position, emp ty 'honor, or wealth, the object of life, will die of moral and spiritual penury and want. To act from right motives, unbiased by selfish ambitions, is to put money at com pound interest. The man who makes it a rule to do right, and abide the consequences makes a great pale toward true manhood. Such a man cannot hope to have the good opinion of the selliqh, the unprincipled, and the breakers Of the laws. But be will, in -h is-sou l-have-ontliveel-th e-f ear-of-man Set out in life with your Elea toward the undying light. Put all doubtful enterprise behind you. Resolve to be true to your highest impulses. Take the responsibility. You have to answer for yourAelves. to con science, to your Maker. No man can ap pear for yeti. Therefore the question is not, "Did my father, or grandfather, walk thus, or so," "or so. believe and practice ?" that rather —" ls this right, or wrong? Is that true, or false ?" Lie is exceedingly poor who pins his faith upon another man's sleeve. That faith is best which is most intelligently cherished That course is best which is most intelligent ly determined upon. Time is the property of no man. No man has any surplus time to waste. So, it a young man haunts bar-rooms and saloons, ho Is a thief of Time, a waster of that to which none can lay spezial . claim. Morally to waste time is a greater crime against society than the theft of motley.— Money may be' replseed;. time lost once is boat forever. If a man is worth just what he benefits community, what is the value of the young man who, spends his days and evenings nt the taverns, the saloons or the groceries ?. These habits go to make up a man's rep utation; for the goings out and comings in of all are known to somebody, and ao become notorious Wild young men comfort themselves with the fact that some distinguished men were fast young men But they forgot that such is not the rule. In the exceptional eases men have achieved distinction spite of yottth.. ful follies. The• logic of such young men is bad.— Were dissipation the prerequisite of useful ness, their conclusion would be correct. .13u.t the premise is utterly false. Success is not the orca.turo of fortuitous circumstances. Least of nll can a young um except to succeed in lite by disregard,_ ing all the conditions precedent to success. To shine is no evidence ofmerit, or solid attainments. Vcg etatiun, iva certain stage of decomposition . becomes luminous Bril. Haney in some men only marks . the decay of moral force. • These tire but fragments of thought. If a single one of our itertders gets profit out of the mass, then our labor is well bestowed. . • llllll l- lady seeing a drunken mnn in the ut. ter, said' sh was afraid he was dead. r ), who had' been near enough to smell 13reath,,exelairned: "Faith, and I wish 'I had bis disease.' YOUNG MEN AND WO SI TRUB: Thou must be true thyself, If thou the truth !mild% t' teach; Thy soul inust'overflow, if thou It needs the overflow of hearts To give thy lips full spOech. Think truly, and thy 'thoughts Shall' the world's famine feed; Speak i t ruly, and each word of thine Shall be a fruitful seed; • Live truly, and thy life shall be . A great and noblo creed: •' 1.4.1 not Repine. ;'Amid the various scones of life Each stroke some kind design fulfills ; And shall I murmur at my, cross, When sovereign love directs the rod ?" Resignation is an exalted Christian virtue. It Is a plant that grows not up from Nature's ' soil. It is a grace that must be cultivated like the rose tree / that it may flourish and shed forth its sweet fragrance amid the pass. ing scene of life. To possess! . resignation, calm and unsettled, under all circumstances, is a high attainment. Yet it. is attainable; and bleised are they who live under its be nign influences. It will shed . a holy• balm o'er the moral waste of life, and cheer us a mid the darkest hours of our pilgrimage. Life has ite cares and its afflictions, its crosses and conflicts; its disappointments and its sacri fi ces. But in every scene of earth, resignation, like the strong and faithful an -ehor-that-holds-the—ship-m—safety—till—the storm is past, secures its possessor peace and quietness, till the darkness and danger of the tempest are over, and the sunshine of tran quility and joy again beams upon us. No thing is ever lost to the just by the exercise of this virtue; but it will secure to the anx ious, the impotent, and heavy•laden, much joy, blessedness and consolation. It will ren• der our afflictions blessings, our crosses pleas urea, our disappointments unexpected good, and our peaces, either for our own Or the well-beNg of others, acceptable oblations to God. Then--- "Though Heaven afflict, I'll n, Each heartfelt comfort still is mine— Comforts that shall o'er death prevail, . And journey with me through the vale." Scene at the Death Bed of Mr Linooin. At Carlisle, Pa., recently, ; the :Presbyte rian Synods - of the old and New Schools be. ing in session at the same place; the two bo dies met in communion with great haimony. Rev. Dr. Gurley, pastor Of the church in Washington which President Lincoln usual ly attended, in a speech at the table, gave the following narrative, which has never be fore been made public : "Wheti summoned on that sad night to the sleadi bed of Presidentlincoln, I enter ed the room fifteen or twenty minutes before his departure. All present were gathered anxiously around him, waiting to catch his last breath, The physician, with one hand upon the pulse of the dying mkt, and the other'hand laid upan his heart, was intently Watching for the moment when life should cease. "He lingered longer than we had expec ted. At last the physician said: 'He is gon - efh - e - ii - desti:" "Then I solemnly believe that for four or five minutes there was not the slightest noise or movement in that awful presence:. We all stood transfixed in our positions, speechless, breathless, around the dead body. of that groat and good man. "At length the Secretory •of Witr, who was standing at my left, broke the silence and said, Tootor, will you say anything ?'— I replied will speak to God.' Said he, 'Do it just note.' "And there, by the side of our fallen chief, God put it into my heart to utter this peti tion, that from that hour we and the whole nation might become more, than ever united in our devotion to the cause of our beloved, imperrilled country. "When I ceased, there arose from the lips of the entire. company a fervid and sponta neous A men. "And has not the whole heart of the loyal nation responded 'Amen ?' "Was pot that prayer, there offered, re sponded to is a most remarkable manner ? When in our history have the people of this land bun found more closely bound together in purpose and heart than when the tele graphic) wires bore all over the country the sad tidings that President Lincoln was dead?" W fl,O is Orn.—A wise man will never rust out. As long as he.can move and breathe, he will do something for himself, for his neighbor or for his posterity. Almost the last hour of bis lifo Wellington was at work. So were Newton, Bacon, Milton, and Frank lin.. The vigor of theist lives never decayed. No rust marred. their spirits. It is a foolish idea that we must lie down because we are old. Who. is old ? Mot the man of energy;, not the day laborer in science, art or honey °tem; but he only who suffers his energies to run to waste, and the spring of life to be come motionless, on whose hands tho. hours drag heavily. BEWARE OP HIM —Beware of whom 1' A dangerous companion. Ho can't walk, for ho has no lege. He can't soizo you ; for be 11,119 no. arms. He can't look at you, for he has no eyes. He can't bear you, for he has no ears.. But he can harm you nevertheless, for ho has a tongue, and speaks wicked things. Do . .you. know him Z', I have not. Shall I tell yo•i his tiatue.f It is Rap BOOK. Beware of him 11:!1=1211221 Spodger came across a man the other day',„ who is so conservative .that he ratans ! to take a particular medicine because it protn ises to work a radical etuo. Andrew Johnsen in Franee.o: : ,.' --Jiro fraught° from the Joumal des -Debate of Paris the followiitg article from the pen of M. Provost Paradol, which fe.inteiestiod ae . showi: 117- /ng tne view taken by the 14003 . i:if France upon * our affairs, and how they aro• preciata the precise attitude of President. GEMOIM Johiisoii: , . • The newelroin the United States is of p 0; ouliar interest to - those .of our readers' who are at all versed in American affairs; and-the early days of December at 'the farthest will see the denouement of the isouteet Which has arisen between the, Piesident and Congress: Often as .the I!renels,journals have , discussed this greve,queetiOn,the'y have , riot generally presented 'to their readers a fair'statement of the causes sitbieluba,ve produced this wide breach between the, xeeutiVe power , rid the legislative power of the „ United ,Stat ii end we see daily, instances 9f those, who either wanting in sentiments of justice' nor iatelli gene°, cast their sympathy with the Presi dent before they have been Justified In their action by primer information.. ' • . What is, then, this ,constitutional amend. meat which, the President so bitter/y oppo ses, and which' Congress has ~.made.an abso lute condition for the readinission of - the Southern - States to representation , in Con gress? Is it unjust, 'as Mr. Johnson pre tends? .Is it unnecessary for the maintenance orinternal harmony, lately so'fearfully dis turbed and so painfully re-establishes?— These are questions which we must . (pally discuss before we can decide) in favor of , Mr. Johnson although _ in his Dilating. towards the conquered, and ip his expressed — irefro forget the past he has appealed to the noblest sentiments of the heart. Words, ,however, , have little value in such a grave state of af fairs, if they do not conform to the true'con• dition of things; and if we would judge of the Preirident's . opposition to Congress as rea sonable and for the , public good, we must not halt on the words, but g 4 right to "the fact. • If the legislation immediately anterior to the war should resume its course, as . Mr. Johnson desires, each State would remain ••• ,i_the,,4ruittneme, . • . debt, of the conditions of the elective fran chise, and even of the exercise of civil rights, and, by consequence, of the political and so cial condition of all its inhabitants. In oth er words, the Southern , States could then le gally rdpudiate the national debt, and pay in stead the debt contracted by them during the war, for the prosecution of the war to raise the chiefs of the rebellion to the high est honors the 'State could bestow, and to perpetuate against the blacks, in default of slavery, that exclusion from civil and politi cal rights which was the necessary aoompan iment and the natural consequence of their servitude. 7miniww, But this is not all. These questions are important and-must be solved; but there is another which cannot be escaped, the num ber of representatives to which the South is to be entitled. This has been determined heretofore by the indirect representation of the slaves; but slavery novir'has - ceased to ex ist. These are the various questione to which the constitutional amendment has given rise, and in discussing thorn it is beyond . questien that the Republican party, under its wise and sagachifis leaders ; has not overstepped moderation in the hour of victory. Vt'fiat will be e --- restrlt — if — Mohnson persists in his imprudent courser It: would be-very difficult,for him to-day, even were he to surrender completely to and' to regain the public confidence; and' the "exer cise of the Presidential power, after such a aubmiisiou, would be= almost impossible. It is generally expected that Congress, imme diately upon reassembling, will impeach, and depose the President, when the President of the Senate will become the legal successor of Mr. Lincoln as head of the Republic. For we cannot forget that this is still the Presi dency'of that illustrous sleeper, and the re moval of Mr. Johnson from offies would on ly give the murdered President, for the time which yet,remains, a . more worthy success or. There is but another question, and that is, Dili the. second successor of Mr, Lincoln be compelled to employ force to execute the decrees of Congress, and to sustain his own power? Let us-hope that it-will, not be ne cessary to proceed to such an extremity, al though the American people have been much excited by recent strange events. • An Agreeable Recommendation. A writer—a physician—in the Agricultur. ist, says apples are the most healthy fruit predated in this country. He cites a good many instances to prove the truth of this sys tole. And we suspect that he .is very near ly—if not quite—right. He says, in sub stance, trhatr there are but few articles of veg. stable food more widely useful and more u niversally liked than the apple. Why every farmer in the country has not an apple orch ard, where the trees will grow, at all, is one of the mysteries. Let every house keeper lay in a good supply of apples, and it will, be one of the most economical investments in the whole range •of. culinaries. A raw, mel low apple is digested in an hour and a half, while boiled cabbage requires Ave hours.— The most healthy dessett that can be placed' on the table is a baked apple. If eaten Ire quently at breakfast, with cootie bread and batter,, without meat or flesh of any kind,. it has an admirtrble effect on the general sys tem, often removing constipation, correcting acidities, and' ccaliSg' off febrile conditions More effectually than the most approved med.' icines. If families could be inddeed to sub stitute apples, sound and ripe, for pies,eakes and sweetmeats with which their children are too frequently stuffed, there would be a • .diminution in the sum total of 'Dowers' bills, 'in a single•year, sufficient to lay in ri stook of :his -:delicious fruit • 'ihe whole season's use. , • • • Nitre= AOTrnpTE4OO.4I, 1.1 — 4 . A. plain farmer says: "It is now over } twenty years since I learned a that Sweet oil ienld'cure the bite of a. 4ttlesnalte. not .ntilng-it - wocure other - kinds, of 0014' eons. Practice, observaiion, - and experience , have taught the that it will cure poison of any kind both on man and .beast.- I think ; farmer should be without a-bottle of , it in his hcinse.. The patient must take, a specin fat •of leihtertially and bathe -The *nod for a cure. To cure a horse if' requires eight times as much as it does. for a man. Here let - me - 81Y Of one of the most extreme easel .Of snake bites io this neighborhcind: Eleven Years ago this summer, where . the, catioi had . I been thirty days standing, and .the patient had been given up by his physicians, I heard of it. carried-the oil an gave him one speOit ful, which effected a curd. It is an atitidnie for disenie and stiyohnine - , - It Will Cure bloat in cattle by eating- too freely .of fresh .clover; it will cure the sting of . bees, spiders or other insects; and will cure persons who have been poisoned by a low running vino growing in the meadows, called ivy." bhutehee in the United States. The' following table exhibits'. a, correct statement of the number of' tho churches of the leading Christian denominations in. the United States. The figures have been pre. parcd.from the latest and most authentic re. cord's. Denominations. Methodists Baptists riesbsterians Botnanjeathnlies Congregationalists Episeopaliaus • Lutherans Christians Union • Ournb. Presbyterians German Reformed Universelists Freowill,Baptists Fticinds • Reformed Church Bunkards • Rued-Pres:byterim Mennonites Jewish Adventists Winebrennerians Swedenborgians SeVen-day Baptists Moravians • Spiritualists Shakers 'Six Principle Baptists Minor sects • • • SEJARP.-Au Irish boy, trying hard to get a place, denied that ho was Irish. "•I don't know what you mean by not being an Irish man," said the gentleman who was about to hire him; "but this I do know, that you were born in Ireland." "Ooh . 7 .. your honor, if that's all, small blame, that. Suppose your old cat bad kit. tens in the oven, . would they be loaves of bread ?" The boy got the place.. A young gentleman, dressed in the most fashion - ale and faultless style, was standing on the .step the other day, picking his teeth after digesting a comfcT•tale • inner, w• en a stranger, jostfrom. the oars, stopped up and politely inquired if he "could stop there ?" "Stop where ?" inquired the young man, puzzled by the inquiry. - "Hero in the city —in Hartford!' "Oh, I suppose so—why don't you inquire at the hotel ?" "Excuse me, sir," replied••the stranger, "I thought you owned the place 1" So. -The State of 'Oregon, one of the youngest in the Union, has more Public Schools, (448) than South Carolina, one of the original thirteen States. It's so. EX,EMPLARir CfIARLTY -"Well neighbor, what's the most Christian news this morn ing?" said a pious gentleman to his friend. '4 have just bought a• barrel of flour for a poor woman." • "Just like you," said the other; "who that you have made happy by your charity this time?" "My wifet" DONE FOR.—Two gentlemen were lately examining the breast of a plow on ,a stall in a tnarket•plaoe. "I'll bet a crown," said one, "you don't know what it's for." "Done," said the other. "it is for sale." The debt was paid. A man in Maine• applied. for two gallons of rum for "Medical purposes " "For what medical purposes?" inquired the agent.— "For raising a barn," was the reply. Major N. upon being asked if he was se riously Burt on the bursting of a boiler on a steamboat; replied that he was not e as he.had been blown up so many times by his wife', that a mere steamboat explosion. had no ef fect upon him whatever. clerk io a triercantileemahlishinent writes to a friend at hone "1 have a nice time of it now-a-days—very little work to do-- our arra dolt advertise." lbe number of worker bees in a Live is said . to vary, from 5,001) to 50,000. If a bigamist wua sentenced to live w hia;twa wives in life same house, the ci f wuuJcL soon. becoute extinct. hiVei abiitthl alWays present , hirrmelf at 1118 s woethetat's . dour . with a int ,ring,,, I. at not wiihuut wrap' b ,ever !fin tig.,l , • (..: "' • ler dia,sto NUMBER 21::, Churches. 19,883 11,221 5,0'61 2,334 2,145 • 1 138 . 2,068 1,366 820 6;6 664 520 • 765 440 163 109 77 70 65 58 53 - 49 17 12 54,009