JEW lroV4. VOLUME XX ' NEW SPRING AND GEORGE STOVER ITAS RETURNEI) FROM PIIILADEL PITIA cum A SUPPLY OF EBY • gools NOTIONS, QUEENSVIE • • AND • , /ter To which he invites the attention of of his patrons anti the public generally: March 30. 1806 • AMERICAN LIFE INSURANCE AND TRUST CO,, Corner Fourth and Walnut St' eats, Philadelphia Incorporated 185 u. Charter Perpetual Autht,r ized Capital, $300,000. Pail Up Cap it.d,S2so,ouft Philadelphia, Feb. 4, 1804. The Trustees have this slay Oilfired a Dividend of FIFTY PER CENT;•on all premiums received upon Mu•rUAt. POLICIES during the year endin g De cunber 31st, 1863, and in lorco at that date, the a bove amount to be credited to said Policies, and have also ordered the Dividend of 1660 on Polici e s ist-ueil during that venr to be pnid, as the annual premiums ofit said Policies are received. or rto E Rs. l'resident—Alexander Whilldin. .S'ecrelary att2 Treasurer—John S. IA Non. Ac/teary—John C Sims. .130A1W OF TRUSTEES.—Aleirander Wlii!l din, .11.4Edg.ir Thomson, Giorgi) .Nugetit, Hon. Jas. Pollock. Albert C. Roberts. P. B. Atingle, Samuel %York. William J. Howard, Hon. Joseph Allison, 'Samuel 'l'. 13o,line, :lain Ailt man, Charles F. Beni litl. Isaac Harlehurat. rE.), Chnmbersburg Pa., is the general Agent of the American Life insurance and Trust Company fur Franklin Co. Jus. Pottotas. Agent fur Wayheaboro' and vicin ity. • RE r EREN CEO—Jous Pullin and WILLIAM E. 13110711 itT,IN. Call and get a pamphlet. • JO S. DOUGLAS, Agent, k Oet IS, 1865, ly EAGLE aIOTE Central Square, Hagerstown, Md ,ILlS—above—welH:nßwti has been re:epened 'and' entirely renovated, by the undersigned. and now offers to the putdie every comfort and attraction Merolla the best hotels.— THE TABLE is bountifully supplied with every (bleary the market will afford, 'glib: SALOON co nt a i n s the eholeest liquors, and is' ronstantli-and . akiltully.attentled. ;TWO ST/I DIX' is 'thoroughly' repaired; and erm fail Ostlers always icady to se com stellate customers.. ' • " JOUN FISITER;-''Piorrietarf H .Q4+,ratown. iline 2 - .ti ,Uorse. 4. ,Cattle,rowlier. • 17 • M. , TO,NEIL havinsvpurchosed. or , r. ixt o ltiavtzer, the :recipe- for snaking •the. above farfamoiliHersurand Cattle Powder, for Peorusylva-. Ilia and .Maryland t ,takea , th ia.metholl of,iuforming the fernier‘drovenr. dtc.; that he' has on hand and -Intends keeping e . geed supply always on hand.— Cormtry 'merchant:E.. and' °these keeping much articlAr for t sate; Woutil do Supply•th'eniselliet withre .uantity: He :will - sell-it 'on .conunission Or-forcash cheep. Orders will be punctually a ninitled to• January 31. IATATNESBORW, FRANKLIN COUNIT, PENNSY x . c:*Z:l ll°l ".;tb , !.zika IN ABSENCE. BY PIIGIVE CADY Wateh ber kindly, s!ars— From- the 'sw( et protecting skies Follow her with tender eyes, Look so lo;ringly that she Cannot choose but think of me; Watch her kindly, stars! - Soothe-her-sweetiv,:night-- On her eyes, o'erwearicd, piers The tired • lids with light caress; Let thit shadowy hand of thine Ever in her dreams sects mile; Soothe her sweetly; night! Wake her gently. morn-:-- Let, the totes of early birds Seem like love's melodious words; Ever} , pleasant sound my dear, When she stirs from sleep, should hear; - Walte her gently. morn! Kiss her softly, wirt,t,ls! Softly, that she may not miss Any sweet, accustomed Wise Oa her lips, her eyes, her face, Till 1 come to take your place. Kiss her . softly, winds! CHILLI'S HTLIN. . Through the pleatiures of the day, When I read and when I pray, Let me ever keep in view God is seeing. all I do. When the sun withdraws its light; And I gri'to rest at night, I . Let me m ver lay my head 'On my soft and easy bed, Till I lift my heart in prayer 'For my heavenly Father's care; Thanking him for all his love Sent me from his home above; Prlying him kindly to_make Mc his child for Jesus' sake IV/ISSC:,3OIZaXa.agiLPT"E". A LAWYER'S ADVENTURE About three or four years ago, more or less, I was practicing law in Illinois, in' a pret. ty large eiacuit. I was called on one day at my office at the town of by a very pretty woman, who, not without tears, told me that her husband had been arrested for horse stealing She wished to retain me on the defense. I asked her why she did not go to Judge 13 , on ex-Senator of the United States, whose office was in the same town. I told her that I was a young man of the bar, &e. She mournfully said, that helad asked a retaining fee above her means and insides did- not want to touch the case, for her hus band was suspected of belengino ° to an exten• sive band of horse thieves and counterfeit ers. w:aose headquarters were on Moore's prai rie. I asked her.to tell me the whole truth of the matter, and if it was true that her hus band aid belong to such a band. h sir," said she, "a better man at heart than my George never lived; but he liked cards and drink, and I am afraid they made hint do what he never would have done ifhe had not drank: I fear it can be proved that he had the-horse; he didn't steal it; another did and passed it to him." I-didn't like the case. I knew that there was a great.dislike to the Lranv located where she named; I .feared to risk the case before a jury. She seemed to observe 'my intention to refuse the case and burst into tears. I never could sec a woman weep without feeling like a weak fool myself. If it hadn't been for eyes brightened by pearly tears, (blast the poet that made them come into fashion by praising them), I'd never been canght in the lasso of matrimony. And my would-be client was petty, The handker chief that hid her streaming eyes didn't hide her ripe lips, and her snowy lrosorn rose and fell like a white gull in a gale of wind at sea. I took the ease and she gave me the particulars. The.gang, of which be was not a member, persuaded him to take the horse. lle knew the horse was stolen, and like a fool eel:do — W - 1- ed!yed it when he was arrested. Worse still, he trimmed the horse's mane and tail to altet big appearance, and 9.he opposition could prove it The trial came on. I tried hard to get a jury of ignorant men, who had more heart than brains; Who if they could not fathom the depths of argument, or follow the laby rinthine mazes of the law, could feel,fur a young fellow in a bad fix, a weeping, pretty wife, nearly hro'ken Itea_rt_e_d,_aatlA uiteJdie - t rat et.ed . I<*tiowing, the use of •.'effect,'' I told. her to dress in deep Mourning, and' bring her little cherub of a boy,• only three year. ohl,'iuto Court, and sit as near her husband as the officer would let, her I tried the guile once in a murder ease, and a weeping wile and sister wade ajnry render a verdict against law, evidence and the judge's charge, and'eaced a fellow that ought to have been hungibigher-than Hamar.' , ~• • ,The prosecution entered• very bitterly; in• veigh'e,d.sgainst tifere• coutt'erleiters, w!tullad wade the laud a terror to strangers and trivelera; -and who had robbed every f btu*, in that yogic* ,o f their ft tee:horses. It introduced witnesses and 'rived all and more than Is feared -it, would. Tee ti»,e *Be tem to 'rise for the de- Witanas nail none:* "lint I tleter— winedito nutitoi)n effort, only hoping so to jute Fest 0(3)111 as to secure n recorainenda-7 Family 10.43-19trSrist3Petti-X. cletkouclolat 11.1.101?313. etl.2. 19 1 talcdOot:g.• • , tine gubernatorial • eliteency itiad .1a - light sentence. So I paltited'ihiti piefere: A young man entere,dinto life, wedded an angel, beautiful in persoi, possessing evqiy;, noble and gentle. attribute. Temptation was before anti all around him. He kept elev.- ere. guests there were many; it was not for him to inquire into their business; they were well dressed; made s large -bills and paid promptly. -- Al — art unguarded hour, when he was insane with the liquor they • had- urged upon him,.he had deviated from the path of rectitude. The demon of alcohol had reign ed in his brain, and it was Mg first offense. Mercy pleaded for another 'ehattee to' save ' him from ruin. Justice did not' require that his young wife s , uld go down sorrowing to the grave, a.. that the shadow and 'd6gra / .. and taunt o a felon father should .cross, e path of the _swee -c • did I plead '. rem. e woman pt; the husband did the same; t e judgy fidgeted and rubbed his eyes; the ury lb ed melt ing. If I Could have h.. the closing speech . he would have been, cleared; but the prose cutor bad the close, and threw ice on the fire I had kindled. But that did not quite put it out. The judge charged according to law and evidence,-bat evidently leaned on the sides mercy, The jury found a 'verdict of guilty, but -unanimously recommended the prisoner to the mercy of the court. My client was sentenced to the shortest imprisonment the court was empowered to give, and both jury and °Gott signed- a petition to the Govern• went for an unconditional pardon, which has since been granted, but not before the follow ing incident occurred: • Some three months after this I received an account for collection from a wholesale house in New York. The parties to collect from I were bard ones, but they had property, and 'before they bad an idea of the trap laid, I had the•property, which they were.about to assign before they broke, under attachment. Finding, I was neck ahead and bound to win, they 'caved in' and 'forked over' three thou sand seven hundred and ninety-four dollars and eighteen cents (per' memorandttin book) in good money. . . They lived in Shawneetown, about thirty. five or forty miles Southeast of Moore's prai rie. I received the funds just after bank o• pening, but other business .detained rne,,uo til after dinner. 1 then started for C—, intending to gaas far as the village , of Mt. Vernon that night. I had gone about ten or twelve miles, when I noticed a splended double team of horses attached to a light wagon, in which were seated four men, evidently of the high strung order. They'swept as it to show how easily they could do it. They shortened in and allowed me to come up with them and hailing me, asked me to 'wet,' or in other words to diminish the contents of a jug of old rye they had aboard. They asked me how far I was going. I told them as far as Mt. Vernon, if my horse didn't tire oat.— They mentioned a pleasent tavern ten or twelve miles ahead as a nice stopping place and then drove on. I did not like the looks of those fellows, nor their motions. But I bad a brace of re volvers and a nice knife; my money was not in valise or in my sulky but in a belt around niy body. -I drove flow in hope in that they would go o n and I would see them no more. It was nearly dark whet( I saw a tavern sign ahead. At the same time saw their own wagon standing before the door, I would have proved on, but my horse needed rest. I hauled up and a woman came to the' door. She turned as pale as a sheet when she saw me; she did not speak, but with a meaning : look she put her finger on her lips and beckoned me in—she was the wife of my late client When I entered the party reconized me, and hailed me as an old' traveling friend, and asked me to drink. I respectfully, but firmly declined to do so. "By thunder, you shall drink or fight!" said the noisiest of the. party. "Just as you please—drink I shall not," said I, purposely showing the but of a Colt which kicks six times in rapid succession. The party interposed and very easily quel led the assailant. One offered me a cigar, whiCh I was reluctantly refusing but a glance from the woman induced me to ac cept. . She advanced and proffered me a light, and in doing so, slipped a:note in ray band, which she must have written a nm ment before. Never shall I forgot the words. They ;were: " gang. They they are of the They mean to rob and murder you! Leave soon; I will detain them." ' I did not feel comfortable just then, but tried to do so. "Have you any room to put my horse!" I asked, turning to the woman. ' "What—are you not ageing on to night?" asked'one -of the men; "we are." "No," said I, "I, shall stay here to. night." "We'll all stay, th s en, I guess, and make a night orit?', said another of the out-throats "You'll have to put ' 7 ou own_horse, — here's — ititillite," - iiiid the woman. ' '•I am used to that," I said. Gentlemen, excuse me a minute, I'll join you in a think when I come in.." "Good on your head! More Whisky, old gal," shouted they. , I went out and glanced at their wagon,— It was old fashioned, and "linch=pins" se. cured the wheels. To take out my knife spry one Trotn the Tore nod hinds wheels was but the work of an instant, and threw them as far in . the dark as I contd. -To untie my 'horse and,dat.ft off was the work . of an in stunt. The riiitd lay down a steep hill, but lily 'Rigout lighted me somewhat. I had hardly got uudurfull headway, when I beard a yell from ~ the party I had so un eeremohlously•lefe.:: L pia whip to my horse 'The next moment, with sellout, they started I t'h -r ow my light away, and left 613 i horse to pit* his way. '„A tu . .)ment Liter I LVA.NIA, FRIDA: I IIIOO,NI.NG, AUGUST 8; 1866. heard a -:eratih:---a. horrible. :shriek.. T e wheels came off. • Then came,the-lash.,Or the horses, tearing along with.,the wreck'ot the Wagon. .Finally they Seem to fetal' up in the woods. Oce or two shrieks ?-"heard as I' swept on, leaving them far behind.,..- For some time , hurried my horse--,you'd• better believe.l. did. It wag a little after niiddightWhen I got. to Mt. Vernon. . •The next day' I heard theta. Medea Prai , rie'team had run away, and that two men' out of four had been so badly hart that they lives were despaired,ot, but I didn't ory.— : My clients got theirmonoy. I didn't ,trav el- that road idly' The. Rights of Citizenship. Hen. John 'A. Logan, in a speech deliver ed at Salem, Illinois, thendvoeating constitutional' amendment, stated that the section ecnferrir , the rights of eitizenship,upon.freedmen,dhr not confer the right of suffrages,,but only protection of great natural rights, being, equivalent to a declaration that "every man' is a human be , ing;" and that "you hive no right to go out and murder him; you have no right to , take his work without paying him his' wages; you have no right to abuse that man or trifle _w_lth_hisiigh taint ex n - _.edov_hylie r a—Douglas--Democrat--of- 1560, advocated this provision in the'following em phatic and eloquent language: - Sir, when you ask me how I became such a great advocate "of universal citizenship, I can answer the question. *I have- bad my prejudices, just as other men in this land, but wheir I marched with the columns of loyal men on southern soil, and saw the flag of treason defiantly flaunted in our faces; when I looked around me and asked fi3r friends, I appealed-to-the white-man-in vain;' he was the friend of the traitor, the sympa• thizer with rebellion; he owed allegiance, he thought, to treasen, and not to the GoVern• ment of the United States. But at the Jeep, dark hour ormight, the poor colored man, bowed down by the chains of slavery, would crawl through thickets, wade the rivers and come into our picket lines, into our camps, and tell you where the rebel forcei lay, and how . you might attack treason and destroy [Cheers.] That is the reason. why I eared net when I found a man that, was my friend—a-friend-to-my - country, though his skin black, I could trust him sooner than I could the white-traitor. ("That's so."] Hence I want him to have the protection Of the law; I am in favor of his having it, and ever shall be until he gets it. I ask you, my countrymen, I ask you, mothers, who are sitting around in this little group, that have found sons that lie away far off beneath the hot burning sands of Georgia, whose faces you will see no more on earth, whose graves yotr can never visit again,perhaps, and the old fathers, too, and the ittle. prattling babe that often asks his mother, "Mother, , when , will my father again return to .me?" to have. the laws of this land so modified, that while traitors in the South have their gatherings, day after day, to strew garland's of flowers upon the graves of rebel soldiers, that they may live in their memory as long as life shall last, if some poor, old, decrepit negro, who has gained his. liberty by the match ard prowess of American arms, shall'come along with a little basket of flowers to strew upon the grave of' some poor loyal soldier, that he shall have the right to do it, and that no Per -son shall have the right to interfere, and that lie is to be protected. [Emotion ] These rights they ought to have. ),Ve ought to be willing to give them to every human being on top of God'A earth. I hope this is not treason—at least I don't believe it is [Laughter ] I believe it is but doing justice to those people and to ourselves. It is a Christian act on our part, and we should not fail to perform it: If we do, we fail to per form 'a duty that is incumbent upon us to ward men who have saved tho Government; and wrenched it from the hands of treason, when they were fastened upon'its throat. President Lincoln's Assassians Saturdry last, says the Washington Citron icld , was the anniversary of the execution of of the conspirators—Mrs. Surratt, Payne, Herold, and Atzerot. They lay buried side by side in the grounds of the Arsenal and the wretched Wirz has been added to their number. All except the latter have painted, i headboards containing their names. The scaffold remains standing precisely as it ap peared on the 7th of July, 1865 Por tions of the trap-door have been cut off and carried away by curiosity bunters; but very few of these have been permitted access to the grounds. There is a profusion of white 'and blue larkspur growing within the en.' closure. Ir is difficult for a visitor to the scene of the execution to realize that one year hits rolled away since the dread sentence, of the law was inflicted upon these eritof awls, and curious to-remember that the son of the woman who participated in the ,con spiracy has thus far defied tho' vigilance of the detective force of AufericP; We do _not_even-bent-of his - whereaboutsllT - Catieda. .If living in Canada or the Old World under an assumed name, if .a spark ,of humanity remains, he mils; endure 'the tortures of the damned and die a ,thousanif,deaths, daily Murder will out, 'however; and although years may elapse their° is. every p robability if John H. Surratt remains on the face ,of • the earth,. . he will finally be brought to jirs tice and compelled to • undergo a thorough': investagtition in regard to , his complicity with the fiendish Booth, whose ' hand fired tile, fatal shot' nd removed a President whose .metnim, will he - ever cherished and - . trans milted to coming generations as' the leading In r yr, who lived to see the dawning of the triumph of the cause ~of , liberty, and,:then ,ushered into,the presence of , : his , Maker .kii. receive hie, due ,reward. -„ . .1. - ‘ , ~-, The tnln who courta a young lady in the starlight probaly exileats to. get a wife •iu . a Faintly. -Government,„l!.:!7, In, spite - of-pet:ern! ahiwa cf,equality„the, : goverument of . a l family lutist, be absolut, mild; riot tyrannical. The: labs§ of 'reason have declared the delieriddn'ee of the . bhild , on the parent,. The Weakness ol< youth . must .be repressed by 'experietoee.' 'Parent:A 'tea dernesst is apt to degenerate ih pitrental weak nesslfseu please ehild;" you,! dear?' are soon answered,,with [wont,' The relo§ of the' govetroutont should lie al ways gently drawn; not twitched, like a curb . bridle, at one time, and dangled loose at, a nother. ligiforinity in parents pieniudeS u niformity in children. To whip one minute, and to caress, et-let the culprit , go , unpuol , ished, for the same crime, at another,.ean. , not fail to injut'e the - ferce of parental .. au -t h ori on s id e r-be h rdalcri;_and_ then be as good as year word', will whip you if you' don't mind me,' says the parent in a passion. am hot' afraid bf it, the child The - parent flies toward it in a parosystu.of rage; the child prefers flight to broken bones. 'You may go now,, but you shall bate your punishinent with intetek the next"titne you do sO! don't believe that,' thinks the 'child. It is experience _that_ives the -, arent the lie 'But,' say you 'whips and rods were the scourges of the dark ages; the preient age is - more :eu• lightened; in it law is .reason, and, authority is mildness." Beware of that treason which makes your child dogniatical; and that mild ness which makes him cihstinitte There is no such thing as the. toa of. rtsp proof; and it is certain that, in nuMborless. cases arguments produce a better.effect.than cotporael punishment. Lo t children be iroperly-adwenisbed, in ease of disobedi ence; if ineffectual, iry the harsher method., Never begio to nott 4 ebt - till Perri - anger"- hes subsided; if you do, your authority over the offender is at an end, Let your commands: be reasonable. Remember that scolding is directly the reverse of weighty reasoning:— Never let,it be heard under your• roof, un less you intend your house should be a,nur sery of faction, which may, at some future time, rear its hydra head, not only against you, but iu opposision to the permits and' guardians of our country. Medical Uses of Ice To a person. burning up with internal fe vers ice is a comfort beyond expression. - Swallowing ice freely it small lump is the chief treatinent in inflammation of the stom ach. The constant application of ice, pounded fine, and enveloping the . head with it by means of a cushion, or other contrivance, is the most reliable remedy for that danger - oils malady inflammation of the brain which so often sends its victim to the grave in a few days, or to that living denth;..the mad house. In, all inflammation, whether internal, ice diminishes rapidly the size of the blood ves sels, and thus relieves the, pain they .give when thus swollen by their pressing against the nerves which are always in the neighbor hood of the arteries of the system.. Diptheria, and some of the very, worst forms of sore throat, have been arrested in a very short time by pounding a piece of ice in a bag, then laying the head back, taking the lumps and swallow them continuously until relieved, allowing them to be detained. in the throat as long as possible, there to melt. All form of diarrhea and dysentery where there is great thirst the gratification of which by driqkin,, , i. ary liquid increases thS malady are promptly controlled, and in many cases are perfectly cured,• by simply swallowing as large lumps of ice as possible. Epilepsy itself, one of the most uncontrol able of human maladies, is said to be trea ted successfully in London by the applica tion of ice to the apical portion• of the spa tem. A piece of ice laid on the 'wrist will of arrest profuee and dangerous° bleeding of the nose.. in croup, water as cold as ice can 'make it if applied freely and persistently to the throat,:neck and upper ' part of the chest with a sponge-or cloth' falter) affords an al most miraculous relief, especially if followed by drinking copiously of ice water, wiping the wetted parts perfectly dry, atea wrap ping the child closely up in dry flannels, al lowing it to fall into a delightful and life giving slumber. A first rate joke took place quite lately in our court room. A woman was testifying in behalf Other son, and swore 'that he had worked on the farm ever since he was, born,' The lawyer, .who cross examined her,, said : 'You assert that your son has, worked on a farm ever since ho was born.' Says she, do.' 'Then,' said the lawyer, 'what did he do the first year ?"lle n►i/feed,' said she, and the lawyer evaporated. At Lynn. a Sunday school leacher asked . tj_ljNi .irl_sv_hojite_first-inan-wee:Sh - o an strand that she did not know. The ques tion was put to the next, an Irish dhild,:Whii anSivered, "Adam, sir," with apparent sates= faction.' ...Law," said. the first seholar, "yea' needn't feel so grand about it, he viata't au Irisb• man." "Pap, I planted some potatoes in our gar den,"said'one of the Arian youths , of this generation to.bis father, "an.d .vzhat.da you suppose . .pa.m e up?" Why potatoes all courae." No girl There came ,up. a drove of hogs' and- ate' them all." The "old ID an"' gave in. — . - ; . A young fellow has,: beep •oepgratulating, liiiPEelf Upon havina re:1 . 0000y taken, a,.t;ery pleas'anl Trip: Upon fuctitiry it 'pgas 'found that he had tripped ant felon into a Iciang. lady's hip. • - . BliiniAie-Buss—LlKisain. , the viiithig woz rAe.tt, : 624304 3Emeir 72'43E1. z• .4 a~ I, .(Z.!!", Abraham Lincto BY A KENTUCKY GIRL. i ,Words.are „wholly ;inadequate to express my thanki.for the beautiful portrait of .our. belayed President—diineoln. I can - hot for heart°. speak- of his goodness. and greatnesS. Hitfarna is now Our national heritage,' one Of the jewels of our Republic, and as such it Will be forever oberish t el, He lived to see ,he t fruition of his. labors, and not only; was. ile,pertnitted to trinuiph,in the correctness of his jnilgment by witnessing the overthrow of treason, but, as -though it- was' destined that every virtue was to mark his career, he wasrpertuitted the opportunity oi manifest ing,' the.,magnanimity inherent, in- his Otturn —a .rnagnanituity.ttarivalled • even by that of the heti-hearted 'Richard, Who inrgavelhose - who - plotted - the usurpation of his crown and destruction of his life. Mr. Lipeolo . propo sed universal amnesty, save ivh4r'e it would endanger' the Republic in futurity. No vin dieiiveness could find Ala' in his great heart. , lie fell in the very noontime of his, lame. Sleep; Abraham Lincoln, for you him nobly filished yaw woric. Sleep, Abrahainl4- coin, fur tlio M .. ost`towering and sublirtie non unmet is yoursil=the love of America's eons and.daughters. The pass(ons and . pskjudi ce.s.rif the present day may keep BMA. trout doing him justice, but the future historian will place him in the front of every` picture -the brightest star of . freedom, _unrivalled, by any Di' earth's comtue6orated . dead. • • Life too Short for Strife• Charles Dickens relates the following of Denglas Jerrold, .hie generosity I bad proof within these two or three years, which it_saddeps we to think of now. There had been estralfge went between us—not on any personal sub ject; and not involving• any .words=and good many mouths • passed without ever see ing him in the street, when it fell out that we dined, each, with his own separate party, in the Stranger's Room of the Club. Our chairs were almost back to haelt,,and I took mice after fie was ee.ited and at dinner, (I atn 'sorry_ to remember) and did not look that way. 13efore we had sat long, he openly wheeled in his chair round, stretched out 'both hands in au engaging manner, and said alotid, with a bright and luring lace; that can' sdo as I iviite . to you : `Let us be friends again ? long enow-li for thiet!" "Jerrold was not a Christian, but his Con duet in this ease was worthy of the Chris tian character. On a dying bed, how ineig •nificant will appear many things about which we contend iu bitterness and wrath ? Life is AD short, its inevitable sorrows so many, its responsibilities so vast and solemn, that there is,.indeed, no time to spare in bruising and mangling oue another. Let not the sun go down on your wrath. Never close your eyes to sleep with a heart angry . towards your brother and fellow sufferer. See him and be reconciled to hiui if you can. If you cannot see him write to him. If he is a true wan and a Christian, he will listen. If be is not you will hive done right, and your soul will ; be bright with the sunshine of Heaven." Don't always turn back because there's danger ahead; there way be dauber in . the rear. A tall fellow, standing in the parquette of a theatre, was repeatedly desired to sit down but. would not; when a voice from the sec ond circle called out, .'Let him alone; he's a tailor, and he's resting himself!" •DONE rott.—The man who was hemmed in by a crowd. has been troubled . by a stitch ever since. Why aro pen makers like inciters to evil doing r Becatnie they make people steel pens and say they du write "Good morning, Mr. Jenkins; where have you kept yourself. this lung time ?" "Kept tnyself," said Jaultius;,"l don't keep myself ._ I live on credit." .1` hen Daniel Webster was a'young man, about commencing the study of the law, he, was advised not to enter the legal profession, for it was already crowded. Ills reply :Was, "There i. ruona enough at the top. ' A man =kcal a wry face over a gill, ot sour vinegar, but he taketh down a quart of whiskey without a.trdst of his snout. Why is a 'Ohio , * skirt' like a stanghter house Because c lean. and fat Mees ate seen in them. The greatest autuleg ever known met with a greater. Why is a_lady of lashiuu like a. success ful sportsumu ? Because she bags the hare Neitherfalse curls, false teeth, - false calve or even file eyes, are as bad. as. falser toPg4e4. - • . • - At the North pole, go whaterer'way you' wilt, you.godue south; and at the • utolot4 height. of joy Ivo. can wove only toward sor row. Th'e man also can make his own fire. black 'his own boots, carry bia, woody 1100Aliik owo garden, pay his own ,debts, ansi live, without Flue and tobacco, need ask no favor of him Rio Tides in a coach and fou r. A compromise with sio is a imrreader. to, the anvil. - . „ ,Rreirr.%,tiltst.'*d tits old-taabiotied 013.totireive o,am a?. Fioro , its habit of . , ' •2. - • :7: When a rain Tiria , 43l6l- - witirs.. bad -Itrifer i .. there are stye to biti:ir:N:s44,tiie.ftdoilY.-- - • NUMBER 5 A life is, nob ==l 2ff=