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' ''''''*: - '.t A ~' . .. _ - • yid^. ._1 •f 111 . 1 . 1• I• ::'...;..', . :. , . . .., . r . - ' •• . . . , . .... - 4 .-4.. .;1, - J . - - - , •• . • .. -. •,,f • • vo.tuialx. ..: ..,..-...-:. , . ~.: ,-•• r• ~ • •WAYNESBORO' . FRANKLIN' COUNTY . .., .., ... ,-. •_ • -,-.• i.,,, ..., , PENNSYJNANIA, , PRIDAY MORNING,. .ULI - -, 9 7',1806i , •- , .i ., . ;-• ... :, ~ , i. , ~.. ' ... - . . NEW SPRING :, . l_bAnlgirlir3Dssg ORGE STOVER RETURNED FROM PRILADEL I MI WITH . A SUPPLY OF By GOODS, NOTIOAS, QEEE\SITHE ROCERIES, To which he invites the attention of patrons and the public generally. rch 30, 1866 RICAN LIFE INSURANCE AND TRUST CD, Corner Fourth and Walnut Streets, Philadelphia Incorporated 1853. .Charter Perpetual Author ' . - A ze d Capital, ;1;500,000. Paid Up Capital, $250,000 r • Philadelphia, Feb. 4. 1864. The Trustees have this day declared a Dividend of FIFTY PER CENT, on all premiums received upon Altrusf. Pawns during the year ending De cember 31st, 1863, and in force at that date, the a bove amount to be credited to said Policies, and have also ordered the Dividend of 1800 on Policies isAted during that year to be paid, as the annual pn mimes on said Policies arc received. OFFICERS. President—Alexander Whilldin.. Secretary and Treasurer—John S. II ilson. Actuary—John C Sims. BOARD OF TRIJSTEES.—Alexander Whill- din, J. Edger Thomson, Guorge Nugent, Hon. Jas. 'ollock. Albert C. Roberts. P. B. Mingle, Samuel rk, William J. Howard, Hon. Joseph Allison, ;San nal T. 13oline, John Aikman, Charles F. Heaz litt. sane Hazlehurst. v, M. G. lisEn, Cliamhersburg Pa., is the general ' 2l 'Agent of the American Life Insurance and Trust oc°infamy for Franklin Co. Joe. llouaLits. Agent for Waynesboro' and vicin ity. 1; C FEHENCES.—Jontr Filmes and WILLIAM H . uticomaans. Call 'and got a pamphlet. JOs DOUGLAS, A EAGLE HOTEL. Central Square, Hagerstown, Md TF.: above well.known and established Hotel tins been re-epened anti entirely renovated, •by the undersigned. and now otTers to the public every comfort and attraction found in the best hotels.- THE TA ULF; is bountifully supplied with every &Henry the market will afford, THE SALOON contains the liquors.and is constantly and ;skilfully attended. ?I'll E STA BLE is thoroughly epairetl, and cnr , ful - Osilera always ready to ac omit:iodate custom.rs. JOHN FISHER, Prnpriotor. . , Hagerstown, June 2- tr. . , Mentzer's Horse & Cattle Powder. j.:• M.- STONER. _having purchased of Mr. iMortizer, the ,recip y z for- making the oboist -lamed Horse and - Gattle'Powder.' fir Pennsylva , 'ant nt : Maryland; 'Sakes this method , of -informing i , . faiersolrovera,Ac.; :that he has on hand.and ends 'keeping a good supply always on hand.—: unity merchants and others keeping such articles sale, woulddo well to,SUpply,:ilunriaelitis' with s tity. I t will salt on conuaisaidn'-ar'frir cash .. p. ,Orders will be lIIIIICIIrIIy ritienirit'Aco " adIIIIQU'3I' ' . . ' ' . -." • - AND xmcizamixt:Ll&.mi. WARS AT 0, the lohg,•long nights; the weary nights! That come and that come again ; o,•the long, dark nights, the dretry nights; That swell with their nameless pain. can go through the day with its busy cares, I can wear on my face a smile, And the crushing' woe that is bearing me down, I can master that little while. But when the night with its flood of stars, Comes bursting above the hill. Then that worldless woe sweeps up the vale . With the roar of the distant mill : And it sinks deep in my heart and brain, And lords with a tyrant's sway My weary soul and my sleepless eyes, Till the dawn of another day. 0, the long, long I•sghts, the dark, dark nights! How long, how !Ong will it be Ere the Angel of Death, with his merciful breath, Shell say to my spirit, "Be free !" How tong ere the 'grief that has broken my heart And is wearing my life away— How-long - cre - tho - night - o•Fmy - sunless life • Shall merge'in the endless day ? How long, how long ere my folded hands, And the lids of my sightless eyes, And my.pulseless heart shall go down to rest. By the grave whcro my darling lies How long, 0 God, ere my poor, pale lips ' §hall sing as the angels have sung, In the countless years that have passed away ? ;40, Father, Illy will lie done ••••• T 0• DAV. Up. sluggard, lift thy drowsy head, "fis time thy work were well btgun! These seams of gold, those Veins of red, Are heralds of the rising sun! A-way, and take the rusting plow! -- - 'Upturn the the fertile fields of clay! There is no time .for toil but now-- No promise lenn3 beyond To DAv. Thou child of genius—gifted one-- Come forth, the quarry waits thy tread The form 'thou scest in the stone Must tire from out her ro•ky bed! Trke up thy chisel, backward throw The folds that on her bosom weigh, And bid her lips with beauty glow ! This is thy work—begin TO DAY. Miner s withitt the cells of Thought, Come forth thy dream-secluded land ! Where 'faith is wafting to be caught . And turtored by the cunning hand ! Gather the random shafts of light ' That fall unhrcded on thy way, And pierce the foreheid of the night ! Arouse, begin thy work 'to- DAY. 35/11SSiOMIJMN.A.MTIr. Nothing Lost by Kindness Nearly half a century ago, when a coach ran daily between Glasgow and Greenock, by Paisley, on a forenoon, when a little past l3ishopton, a lady in a coach noticed a boy walking barefooted, seemingly tired an d struggling, with tender feet. She desired the coachman to take him up and give him a seat and she would pay for it. When they arrived at the inn in Greenock, she in quired of the boy what was his•object iu coming there. lle said he wished to be a sailor, 'and hoped some of the captains would engage him. She gave him half a crown, wished him success, and charged him to behave well. Twenty years after this the coach was re turning to Glasgow in the afternoon, on the same road. When neat Bishoptou, a sea captain observed an old widow lady on the road, walking very slowly, fatigued and wea ry. He ordered the coachman to•put her in the coach, as there was an empty seat and be would pay for her. Immediately after, when changing horses at Bishopton, the passengers were sauntering about, except the captain and the old lady who remained in the coach. The lady thank ed him for his kindly feeling towards her as she was now unable to pay fur a seat. To which the captain replied : "I have always sympathy for weary pedes trians, since I myselt was in that state 'when a boy, twenty years ago, near this place,wben a tender-hearted lad ordered the coachman I to tike me up, and paid for my seat." "Well do I retiember that incident," said abe. "I am that lady, but my lot in life is changed. I was then independent. Now I em reduced to poverty by the doings of a prodigal son." "I ew happy am said the captain, '•that I have been successful .in my enter prises, and am returning home to live on my fortune; and from tins day I shall bind my self and heirs to supply you with twenty-five pounds per annum till your death." ':rout TUBE, AND 10."--There is BO olri tale, of which, though idle in itself, the u.e my be pod. A-certain man Would never .go to church, and . wben be beard the saint's bell, would say, to big wife, "Go thou to church, and pray for thee, and me." One night he dreamed that both. .he end his, wife werc.,dead; and that they knocked together. of heaven's gate for' entrance. St. Peter (by the legend) is the porter,' and suffered the, wife to. enter in, but k ept, the husband. o, answering bitty ." She,,ts gone in both . * herself and thee ..As thy.wife went to nhttreh. ler thee, so she must ao to heavonfli•'thee."' To the Apprentieci. Aspiting apprentice, a word or two in inui. ear. It you desire success' in anY:inialer pet.taining,to this life of tho Coining,: you must.have a purpose—a determination, that, God helping you; you. will achieve 'success. You may be. poor, friendless, utiktioivo-•- your clothing' scant, your stomach half filled —your place may be at the foot of the lad eer; no matter. Whatever your position May be, do your duty in it, stoutly and persooo - with your eye fixed far ahead and ups ward. Keeping the purpose before you that you will rise, be obedient to your employer, at-. tentive to your business, obliging to your shopmates, and courteous to strangers and seize , every opportunity to improve pill heart, your mind and your workmanship Do everything'well—no slighting, no hiding' defects, aiming alwitys at perfection. Watch those who are skillful, and strive to equal or excel them. Secure the friendship of all by deserving it. Allow no opportunity to ren der a service to pass without improving it, even if it cost you some labor and self deni al. Be of use to others, even if in a small way; for a time may come when they may be of service to you. A selfish man may get a head faster than you; but selfishness is con temptible—and you 'need not envy his suc cess; when you achieve your object 'nobly, you will enjoy it, and be respected. Always bear in mind that character is cap. ital. To gain this you must be so scrupu• y honest that_you will be s_ willing put live coals in your pocket as a penny that is not yours. Never run in debt; do with out what you cannot at once pay for, even though you should suffer. somewhat. No matter what the amount of your earnings may be, save a portion every week, and in vest it in a saving -bank of good standing; it will grow and will stand you in good stead some day, Better temporary abstinence and constant plenty afterward, than unearned present comfort and future perpetual want. Never lie openly or covertly, by word or action. A liar may deceive his fellows— God and himself never. Conicious of falsii- - ty, a liar can have no self respect; without self-respect, reputation cannot be achieved. With a noble purpose as the end of all your actions, and with action becoming your purpose, your success is merely a question of time—always provided you have some brain and abundant common sense.— The .4. merican Painter. The Dove The form and manners of this bird so Dear ly resemble those of a pigeon, that a partic ular account of her is unnecessary. They are only different spnei . es of the same fami ly, and exhibit the same general character, although they differ in some particulars The voice of the turtle is hoarse and plain tive, and heard frequently in the woods. -It is pleasing to the ear of the husbandman, and to the lover of nature, because it announ ces the arrival of spring, so dear to the tea ants of the forest. The sacred writers occa sionally refer to the dove. "Rise up, my fair one, and come away; for 10, the winter is past; the rain is over and gone; the flowers appear on the earth; the time of the'singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle heard in our land." The turtle dove never admits of a second mate, but lingers out her life in sorrowful widowhood. To this re markable circumstance, these words of David are, thought by many to refer: "0 deliver not the soul of thy turtle dove into the mul titude of the wicked; forget not the congre gation or thy poor forever." As the turtle cleaves to her mate with unshaken fidelity, so these interpreters say. Israel adhered to their God. The dove is a harmless and simple crea ture, equally destitute of skill and courage for combat, and smallest of the family. She is the most proper emblem of the national imbecility into which the people of Israel had sunk, in consequence of the numerous iniquities with which they had long provo ked the God of their fathers. Lincoln's Grave A letter from Springfield, 311, in deseri. bing the grave of the late President, says:— . The vases and smooth stones of the tomb are already written over in pencil with the autographs of pilgrims who visited his shrine witha view to renew their devotions to coun try and liberty, and the remarks which each ono adds are expressive of the most tender affection and confidence; such as • , "I fought three years under his command, and would. fight three more for the same cause under the same commander." "We all loved him." "He was beloved by all his soldiers," and many others of similar import. Since the burial of Mr Linenln within the precincts of "Oak Ridge," it has become indend n "Met tvh.ther to renew their vows of fidelity to a.tuntry, to humanity and to God. Already the visi tor's book, at the Curator's, contains the names of over 24,00 Q devotees from all parts of the world; while tbo sexton is confident that the number does Dot represent a tithe of those Who have been drawn thither out of respect for the memory of the deceased. TitEITMENT OF TAN A GED.-A little thoughtful attention, how harpy it makes the old! They have outlived most of the . friends - of early . youth . . , How lonely their hours! Often their partners 111 life have long filled silent graves; often i dren they have followed to the tomb. They stand solitary, bending on their staff, waiting. till the same call shall reach too they must think of absent, lamented - 1a..: ees; of the ; love whieb,,.eherished ;hem, and_ the teara . of svmpatl4. that' tell with: theird w` no all gone! Why. should,: nut _the 40nng cling around and 'comfort :them,.. Cheering their gloom ~i . w ith songs nod happy siiiile!" " • • - When n b6Orm.pirci.r 0 1 ; 1 /. boot, Lc 1 ar . .101&- tli , lo . ,1 Goof. Thing: Un - der the alir;iire 'captieri* thO lE46oolis .(Ind) Journal prints the fohoWing trancla tion•from tho..:Unsere Zeit, a German radical sheet, of that city. It was about tbelleit :take off on the - absurdry ridienlous ltraddle 'seat from Fortress Mrinroe regarding Jeff. Davis, that wefiave seen: •- ' • ' OFFICIAL *BITLLETrss !hulletins regarding the health of the.' distinguished prisoner.. Jefferson Davis, which were recent transmitted to his Mousier Veto, as per ordei: . • „ ' "FIRSTBULLETIN. •-• "Foitiitiss MiTaiyu, May 23-9 A. III: "His Excellency," Ei , Prosident• Jefferson Dayilphas just-been pleased to awake and a rlse fiom his couch. Although the distin r . guished captive had an unbroken rest foi twelve hours ,he yawned, twice within fife minutest after dvitakening, which • - causes me much uneasiness." "SCOND BULLETIN -10 A. M. "With much pleasure I have the honor to send you the Cheering intelligence that-the 'diatingutshedf prisoner sneezed st five minutes `twenty-three seconds of ten. The . important occurrence justifies the heat hopes.", "THIRD BULLETIN -10i A. .111 "I regret to infoim you, that my anticipa tions were too hasty. When I observed the prisoner at breakfast I noticed that he could dispose of only one beef stake, one spring chicken, one dish of asparagus, and ono plate u u o green peas. "FOURTH UULLETIN-12 "Great excitement prevails in all parts of the fort. Notwithstanding 'the close atten• tion whiCh I constantly bestow upon the il lustrious prisoner, I could not prevent his injuritig himself in the upper joint of the left index' finger, while fastening his breast pin. The loss of blood was terrible. Ac cording to my superficial calculation, be Must have lost five and a half drops." FIFTH BULLETIN-4 _"The illustlious prisoner, having his wound dressed had a good rest fo - r three hours. I do not think that it will superinduce death. To prepare for the worst I would recommend that tWelve assistant surgeons be sent down," "SIXTH BULLETIN-5 P. "The distinguished prisoner's condition causes me more and more anxiety. A half an hour ago he desired to read the genccr, which Contained your last speech and that of your Secretary of the Treasury.— That hie eyesight might not suffer I preps-, red 'VI read the speeches to him. I had scarcely finished when the illustrious prison er (for the first time since long) spat out— in my opinion, a very bad sign . I consider it absolutely necessary the Surgeon General investigate the spittle, for which reason I 'shall transmit it, hermetically scaled, per next steamer: t‘G EORGE E• COPPERFiEAD. Surgeon U. S. A." The Mute Detective "No dogs admitted, sir," said the porter to a gay assemblage, as a young man and his dog appeared at the entrance. '•Yout must leave him behind you if you go in." "Very well," said the youno t' man; "stay about here, Prince, till I comeback!" And he joined the crowd within. By-and-by, the young man wished to re fer to his watch, when, behold! the chain had been snapped in two, and the valuable time-piece was gone. Ile considered the case a moment, and then a sudden thought flashed through his mind. So stepping out, he whispered the fact to the porter, a nd gained permission to take the dog-in for a minute or two. "Look here, Prince," said-be, ''yon know ing dog, my watch is stolen," and he show ed him the empty pocket and the cut chain. "Do you understand, old fellow? In there, sir, is the thief. You MI it, my good,dog gic, and I'll got you • a famous treat. You understand, do you?" Prince wagged his head and tail, and gave his master a wonderfully knowing and acute look, and then the two stole quietly into the place. Quietly the dumb detective glided around among the people, smelling away at this one's coat and that one's chain until . at last he set his teeth firmly into the coat skirt of a geo teel looking man, and could not be shaken. off. The young man quietly Made known the Ataso to the bystanders who gathered around him, and had the thief's pockets duly search ed. Six other watches wore found upon him, which he had gathered up in the course of the morning, and which their rightful owners - - glad tr thr* hp ids ' Panel ilk a twil and gave it to him joyfully. It would have, taken a very keen policeman to do the work so neatly and quickly and all agreed that he merited as,good a dinner as a dog could have. A good beef bone and a bowl ot milk, how ever, abindantly satisfied art his• wants, and • he was just as ready to do the same favor o ver again: A geatioman writing from 'Lafayette, In dims, to a friend in Boston; says: ,“1-called the other Any - upon tr bride' in this vicinity, worth in her own right not less than $BO,OOO, old, found her, in faller sweet simplicity, barefooted' in the: mow, :looking for ego's. 'That old , hen,' said - she, 'has been clacking around-lore' for a week: have got twenty-six - eggs, and. she will have to, ,spread'licrself, I'botryoul There lives a man in the suburbs of New I r Orf city' who has grows so' bitter'.agiinst abolitionism, and every' thing • • atilt savors of eopny..that be - eren went so , far as se cut :Walnut tree Which lvaits}iad iii fof many .sears'. • •. ....; • ~; i *Ritif Rbcorli; TOB Aivenon OF iorg... Hail Friendsh'ip's thrill; :and stifini With light and 'cheerful tone, Tho'kindlir we' love so well, *bon speaking with its own;, But *midi of lenilerest symiith?, And smiles Of pertily Cannot illume the brolonlbr.art, Or bluish - sonow's night, A deeper fountains's swelling title For wretchedness and 'sin, Still on*ard'fbws, to heal our woes, And, make us pure within; Here may the weary soul repose, And bathe in seas oflove, Till Christ, enraptur'd with the sight, - Calls• the bright one above. O Seldom ! can a 'wretch like me • Find pardon in thy grace ? For why should 1, condeinted to die: seek thine insulted face; He comes! he comes ! the conqueror comes, lie bids my sorrows fly,. And by his spellers life on earth, Instructs me how to die. Spirit of 'a Burglar The pranks of the spirits are very peculi ar, and'some of them are really innori3pre hensible: The most recent exhibito s t at we 'aye met is one that was play. ed upon a young man who was in his first comfortable snooze when a clinkiitg noise in the direction .o f the door awoke him— . He listened attentively; the noise was stilt going on; very like the raps of thit spirit on the table, indeed! • 'Who's there?' There was no answers and the noise stop ped. 'Anybody there?' No answer 'lt must have been a spirit,' he said to himself. g I must be a medium. I'll try.— [Aloud.[lf there is a spirit in the room, it will signify the same by saying 'Ay'. no that's not what I mean. If there is a spirit in the room, it will please to rap three times?' Three distinct raps were given in the di rection of the bureau. it the spirit of my sister!' No answer. 'lt is the spirit of my mother?' Three raps. Are you happy?' • Nine raps. 'Do you want anything?, A succession of very loud raps. 'Will you give me a communication if I get up?' No answer. 'Shall I hear from• you to-mar ow?' Raps very loudly again; this time ,in the direction of the door. Ile waited long for an answer to his last question, but none came. The spirit bad gone; and after thinking on the extraordiny visit be turned over and fell asleep. On getting up in the morning lie found that the spirit of his mother had carried oft his watch and purse; his pants' down into the hall, and his great coat altogether. A Soup Story At a very excellent hotel, not a hundred miles 'from our parts, they were one day short of a waiter, when a newly arrived Siberian was hastily made to supply the place of a more expect hand. "Now, Barney," said mine host, "mind you serve every man with soup the first thing —serve soup first." "13adad, I'll do that sam," said the alert. Soup came out, and Barney, after helping all but one guest, came up to the last one. "Soup,'sir 7" said Barney. "No soup for me," • said the man. "But you must have it—it's the rules of the house." "D—m the rules of the house !" exelaitn: ed the guest. "When don't want soup I won't eat it." "Well," said Barney, with all due solem nity, "all I can say is just this, its the regu lations of'the house, and divil the drop else will ye get till ye's have finished the soup The traveller gave in and the soup was gobbled 1" CROW EATING.-A worthy old farmer re siding in the vicinity of Lake Nahopeck, was worried to death fast summer by boarders They found fault with his table and said ho had nothing to eat. "Darn•it," said old Isaac, ono day, "what a fuss you're making. I can eat anything." "Can you eat a crow ?'' said one of the lers. -cs r -I-ken-eat-a-crow I" Jet you a hat," said the pleat. The bet was made, the crow Caught and niooly.roastod. but, efore serving np, they contrived to season it with a good dose of Scotch snu ff . Isaac sat down to . the c row. Ile took a good. bite, and began to chew a way. ell'es, I. ken eat prow ! (another bite, and an awful lima/ ken eat crow , ' but I'll be darned if / hanker arter it 1" The accredited 'correspondent of the 'New York Nation,' who so graphically 'delineates the "South as It Is," tells us in.a'recent let. ter, that in Mississippi, theseventy, teachers in the colored sehools are requested to re port, every month to the Freedmo's Bureau, specifying, among othei things, the number of pupils ohnixed blood. In. the 12 schools, which happened to.stand at the bead of the list, there are returned 287 'children of mix ed blood. ' The 4 , 4 tlmi old Southernlandsmen" must -hags genera' fallen .from grace, o ,have brought about sueh mixture. . i„ Jest °OH : This is worse abate which they bond tie mach.'” v . :l= ;3 agaiClGlEMe.te- An amusing incident •oedtittred the polls' in the runiilliettiOtein' Pike :wish. By the Xect,ltegietiation ,ry Min must sign his name to. .mofig other candidates-a late rebel eaittithi - g! - 1 the confederate :.service presented rind being unable to *rite, he made his mark' • alierttipon the registry man tailed in a cow - pie of niggers aWivitneases,, who , both' wrote . their names in, a legible -band. "No you, •, , ,don't," said the captain, "I've got scruples, • Elgin taking that' bath; there is tee much nig; . , ger about it." • . •-•-•• , • • • ' A. Dutobman's .temperance leetufet . , - "I shall.tell you how it vas., I put mine hand . oulnine head, and there was von pig,bain.— Then I put urine op Mine pody" aria there was anoder. There was Much brans in all mine pody. Then I put mine handle mine pocket, and there vas nothing: So joined-bait de terherance.. Now there vas no more bain in mine head. The bain in Mine pody vas all gone away, I put wine hand, in taloa - pocket, and there vas twenty.dollars.— So I shtay wit the tetnerance. An old fellow of the ultrd-inquisitive or- der asked,alittle girl on board a 'train, who was sitting by her mother, as to her name, destination, eta. After 'learning that she was' going to Philadelphia, he.askedr "What aware is ; taking you thither, my dear?" "I believe they call it, the loco=motive, Sir," was the innocent 'reply. The "intrusive " •as ca-tingaishe,l. • Let a man live as long. as he will, the first thirty years of his life will always seem the longest, and the daily routine of, after years pass like the sounds of .a eloeir, while the hands on the outside and the movements within mark - the passage of time to others till the weights have run down and 'the pen dulum stands still. =l= A horticulfuralist advertised t he would supply all sorts of fruit trees and plait" - , especially pie-plants of all kinds. r•A gentleman thereupon sent him an order for one package of custard pie seed, and a dozen mince•pie plants. The goo tlenian promptly filled the order by,sending him four goose or, and.a small dog. . To PRESERVE CITTER.-0-de of the ladj \-- readers of the "Maine Farmer" 'tells how to preserve eider sweet and clear. To one bar= rel of cider add one pound of mustard seed, two pounds'of raisins, and one fourth of a pound of cinnamon in: the stick. This frill preserve the cider finevy. , A man, who was exceeding — corPtilin, coming late qne evening to a fortified town, asksd a cOuntryfean whom.he met; "if he could get in at the gate?" "I should think" . you might," replied the peasant, surveying his proportions, "1 saw a load of hay go in this morning." The Leavenworth Bulletin ph ces at the, head °tits editorial columns the fillowing ticket: Fur President in 1868 Ulysses' 8: Grant, For Vice-President—A man we'cius` trust." A suh.seriber writes to a Western editor —"I don't want your paper any longer."— To which the editor replies: "I would ooh make it any longer if you did; its present iength suits we very well." One of the dupes of a New York adierti t' - sin ,, swindler,. who seat the requisite amount of fractional currency for the purpose of learning a "certein and quick mode of get ting received the reply—"work like the devil, and don't spend a cent!" A man was once asked, when dying, if he bad lived an upright and creditable "Well, no—not exactly," said be, "but then. I must say I've bad a good time." Great is the might that slumbers in a peo ple's arm, but far greater azi nobler that which never sleeps nor slunMers , in their heart. A • young lady who is compelled 'to weiir cotton what-do-you-call-!ems, roust be a, deti, (led la. When you are in danger from erierriti enemies, look OUT. When die peril' is ft.it:Mk: your own unbridled passions, look IN. t , •, Why is the felling of a hell like the' pitly:: A er of a hypocrite? Arm—Remus° it hi- solemn sound by a thoughtless toogee.% 0 ----,--.4••••------.-- . What is the difference between a Int* . girl and a nightcap ? Ans.-1--One is boroP to wed, and the other is worn What kind of horn is easiest se us.-- green A courteous wag, in the excess of his liteness, never swallowed an oystir without Saying "Good -4, vtave." ' ' If a man flatten you, • calculate that lie , considers you a fool. • - The life-pre.ervers of the greatest we .0,0-the the battle-field are simply ,a -pair; of long bgs. To kill your enemies— r Treat them oo tan. , whiskey. What thing is-that . aT,ioh Ithe .more cut it the low; it ,grows?. A ditple.., ,1,`;! . 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