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V-OIAJME XIX NEW SPRING AN II) stbiLi_tirlrfnnum GEORGE STOVER IIAS RETURNED FROM PEILLADEL PHIA WITH A SUPPLY OF tv I KOOK, 'i:OTIONS, (REENSIBE GROCERIES, fr'r To which he invites the attention of of his patrons and the public generally. March 30, 1866. AMERICAN LIFE INSURANCE ANO TRUST CO., Corner Fourth and Walnut Streets, Philadelphia Incorporated 1850. Charter Perpetual. Author ized Capital, $500,000. Paid Up Capital, $250,000 Philadelphia, Feb. 4, 1864. The Trustees•have this day declared a Dividend of FIFTY PER CENT, on all premiums received upon MunrAL POLICIES during the year ending De cember 31st, 1863, and in force at that date, the a bove amount to be credited to said Policies, and have also ordered the Dividend of 1800 on Policies issued during that year to be paid, as the annual premiums on said Policies are received. OFFICERS. President—Alexondet Whilldin. kzeeretary and Treasurer—John S. Wilson. Acltta7--John C Sims. BOARD OF TRUSTEES.—Alexander Whilt din. J. &fp r Thomson„ George Nugent, Hon. Jas. Pollock, Albert C. Roberts. P. 13. Mingle. Samuel Work. William J. Howard, Hon. Joseph Allison, Samuel T. Bodine, John Aikman, Charles F. Heaz litt, Isaac Hozlchurst. WM. G. 'HEED, Chambersburg Pa., is the general Agent of the American Life Insurance and Trust Company for Franklin Co. Jos.- DouciLes, Agent for Waynesboro' and vicin ity. REFERENCES.—Jour PuttaPs and Witaaall H. BITOTENIZTON. Oall and get a pamphlet. JOS. DOUGLAS, Agent. Oct. 13, 1865, ly EAGLE HOTEL. Central Square, Hagerstown, Md TEE -. olieve well-known and established Hotel has been se.oponed and entirely renovated, by the-undersigned, and now offers to the public every comfort. and attraction found in, the best. hotels.— THE TABLE. is bountifully appplied with every delictvy the market will afford, Tilt: SALOON contains the choicest liquors, and is. constantly and skilfully attended. THE EVEM-3LE is thoroughly repaired; latail2carefal;Ostlem x alwnyq - ready to ac comnicidate euStotticis, • JOHN FISHER', 'Proprietor: Hagerstown, June 2 . - - tf. • ' • ' ftleutzer'tillurse at, CattlArr,owder. M. STONER having purchased of •kr. • Meetzelistits the 'above far-famed Florae and'Caule.Powder. for Pennsylva nia and Maryland, takes this inethod,of informing the, fa irn,e% -drovpre• &c» ? that li : kup on hand and intends, keeping a good supply, always !on Band._: Country merchants and Others keeping euphartielesi for sale; woulii.do well to supply themselves with a uantity.' lii will, sell it an conunission, or. fur ash, tlieap.' -Ordefir w he piznet innly. attenthid to • Janualy qi. • " r7'-'-::' WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, JUNE 581866. r.c:p3mucixfiA_.x4. • • . o - - . • eell r a • - • . • IL il I T I . have confidence, dear friend, in love, And let thy doubts depart; "fis-born-inrthe-bright-realms-above ( 'Twill soothe thee, when distress'd with pain. To know loved ones are near, 'Twill drive pale sorrow from the brain,'• And dry the falling tear. Oh, trust in friendship's storied ight, It bath strange healing ers; Its flow of sympathy o' right, Will 4often Ii ' sad hours. Cast not the precious peirl aside, Friends .are not easy won— But follow her, whate'er betide, Her light's a radiant' sun. Centre thy faith in the Divine, Look t'ward a home on high, Where joy and peace serenely reign, Where frientiship'3 never die. In Heaven's ark . of safety rest, Till summoned hence away, Then mayst thou dwell among the blest, And bask in endless day. TIME'S CURE, Mourn, 0 rejoicing heart! The hours are flying, Each one some treasure takes, Each one some blossom breaks, And leaves it dying; The chill dark.night draws near, . Thy sun will soon depart, And leave thee sighing; Then mourn, rejoicing heart, ' The hours are flying ! Rejoice, 0 grieving heart, • The honks fly fast, — With eachsome sorrow dies, With each some shadow flies, Until at last • The red dawn in the east, Bi.ls weary night depart, And pain is past. Rejoice, then, grieving heart, The hours fly fist. ~.~ _ _ ti~ THE REWARD OF COURTESY A TRUE ACCOUNT. A few years since, on a radiant spring af ternoon, two men, who from their conversa tion appeared to be foreigners stopped before the gate of one of the lan'e workshops in Philadelphia for the manufacture of locomo tive engines. Entering a small office, the el der of the two men inquired of the superin tendent in attendance if he would permit him to inspect the works. 'You can pass in and look about if you please," said the Superintendent, vexed ap parently at being interrupted in, the perusal of his newspaper. He Scanned the two stran gers more closely. Thoy were respectably but plainly clad, and evidently made no pre tensions to official dignity of any kind. "Is there any one who can show us.over the establishment and explain matters to us?" asked Mr. Wolf, the elder of' the two stran gers. "You must pick your, own way, gentle men," replied the Superintendent;—"we are all too busy to attend every party that comes along I'll thank you not to interrupt the workmen by asking questions." It was not so much the matter as the man ner of the reply, that was offensive to Mr. Wolf and his companion. It was spoken with a certain official assumption of superi ority, mingled with contempt for the visit ors, indicating a haughty and selfish •temper on the part of the speaker. "I think we will not trouble you," said Mr.- Wolf, bowing; and taking his compan ion's arm, they'passed out "If' there is anything I dislike, it is inci vility," said Mr. Wolf, when they were in the street, do not blame the man for not wisniog to show us over his establishment; —he is no doubt. annoyed and interrupted by many heedless visitors, but he might have dismissed us with courtesy, lie ;night have sent us away better content with a gracious refusal thanwith' an ungracious consent "'. "Perhaps," said the ether stranger. "we shall have better luck here;" and they stop pod before another workshop of a similar kind. They were received by a brisk little man, the head clerk apparently, who in reply to their request to be shown over the eltab lishment, answered: "0, yes! _came with'me, gentlemen. This way." So saying, lie ried•them slang the area strewed with iron, brass, broken and rusty heels of iron, inn- , •ments of old boilers and cylinders into' the principal' workshop; • , , • • :Etre, without stopping to explain any one thing, he led tbe strangers • along, with •the_ evident intender' of getting rid of their' as soon as Possible', When they passed where the ,Workmen were:rivetirig the external ca . wing of ti,boiler, the clerk looked at his watch. lapped his foot.,•agitin# an iron tube ; and showed other .sigult.of impatience, whereup on Mr. WOlf.firtiarked:- "We - will not detain you any .longef;'sir," . andl Willi his friend • tookleava:,, • , • "This Juan is 1 ttn ! prOvenie,n t, on ,t he oth er," said Mr. Wdtlf, "buten, the civility he has is on the surface;'iVdoes,ipat`corne from the loan. • We' must' look, farther." • 49- 3E 1 it133-1:13r ItTervirsfr*.stazlea*: 2Ce•txtrqsol. in roczaitiLa Etzicl g3.e•lialacm.• The strangers walked on for nearly a half mile in silence, when one of them pointed to a humble sign, with a picture of a :locomo tive engine with a train of ears underneath. It overtopped a small building not more than ten feet in height, communicating - with a yard and workshop. "Look," said ob server, "here is a machinist whose name is not on our list. Probably it was thought too small a concern for our purpose," said his companion. "Nevertheless let us try," said Mr. Wolf. They entered,. and found at the desk a dille•aged whose—somewhat—grimy-I aspect an , apron aroma is wets , : • •.. that he divided his labors between the work shop and counting room. "We want to look over your works, if you have no objection;". said Mr. Wolf. "It will give the great pleasure to show you all that is to be seen," said the mechan ic, with a pleased alacrity. ringing a bell, telling the boy who entered to take charge of the office He then led the way, and explained to the strangers the whole process of constructing a locomotive engine. He showed them .how the various Farts of the machinery were manufactured, and patiently answered all their questions. He told them of an impro ved mode of tubing boilers, by which the power of generating steam was increased, and showed with what care he • provided for se curity from bursting. Two . hours passed rapidly away. The strangers were delighted with the intelli gence displayed by thelmeelianic, and with his frank, attentive and unsuspicious man ners. "Here is a man who loves his profession so well, that he takes pleasure in explaining its mysteries to all who can understand them," said Mr. Wolf. "I am afraid we have given you a deal of trouble," said the other stranger. "Indeed, gentlemen, I have enjoyed your visit," said the mechanic, "aud I shall be glad to see you again " • - "Perhaps you may," said Mr. Wolf, and the strangers departed. Five months afterwards, as the mechanic, whose means were quite limited, sat in his office meditating how hard it was to get bu siness by the side of such large establish ments as were his competitors, tae tWo stran gers entered. . He gave them a hearty wel come, handed chairs, and all sat down. "We come," said Mr. Wolf, "with a pro position to you from the Emperor of Itussih, to visit,St. Petersburg." "From the Emperor? Impossible!" "Here are your credentials." "But, gentlemen," said the now agitated mechanic, "what does this mean? How have I earned such an honor?" • "Simply by your straightfor war.' courtesy and frankness, combined with professional intellioence," said Mr. Wolf. "Because we were strangers you did not think it necesmit ry to treat us with coldness or distrust. You saw wo were really interested in acquainting ourselves' with your works, and you did not ask us, before extending to us your civili ties, what letters of introduction we brought. You measured us by the spirit we showed, and not by the dignities we might have ex hibited." The mechanic viL-ited St Petersburg, and soon afterwards removed his whole establish- ment there. Ile had Imperial orders there for as many locomotive engines as he .could construct. He has .lately returned to his own country, and is still receiving large re turns from his Russian workshop. And all this prosperity grew out of his unselfish ci vility to two strangers, one of whom was t secret Agent of 'the Czar of Russia. Rich and Poor It is a matter of shame that any journal, or anybody claiming intelligence and respec. Lability, should in this country attempt to create distinctions of classes, and put the rich against the poor, or the poor against the rich. Yet there are'such, whose labors are as contemptible as they are wicked, to:this country there are no material distinctions. of classes. Every man who earns a comfortable honest living, end is intelligent and virtuous, is independently r:oh, and may command respect and esteem, and aspire to all the hon. ors and dignities incident to sovereign citi• zenship. We have no titles here, or entrils, nor hereditary estates, and all wealth merely in money and in goods, in the• average of classes, however accumulated to day, Will return to its original sources in two or three generations. It seldom needs more than the children to scatter the father's estate— earned by enterprise and industry. It is all nonsense to talk about aristoard cy here. Every honest and industrious man is nr aristocrat in his trade, or ought to be. By this we mean that every honest calling is of superlative dignity in itself; that its professor can make it just as respec table, ft not profitable as he pleases. • Let even the chimney ,sweeper stand on. the dignity of his trade, and he cap be as haugh ty if need be, as the Wall strent . Shaver With his bonds and coupons' The comparative few men and women, apes of extremes in fashions and. efinernents,. are not properly cleats among Republican people— they,gre drones and butterflies, Whose gaudy plumage and disdainful airs are all they can boast, 'and whom to envy, ridicule or decry, is. 'un worthy the real man or' woman. • A gefftlettian Norwich - TNT:Tor aad his pocket picked thirty-three year ago, of $360. At intervals of thirteen, seventeen and three years he has reeeiveed the whole aumunt,back in mysterious in.talments by mail, with request to, ,forgive the, theft.— The robbed gentleman is uow eighty', seven yeats. old. This world and the nest resemble the east and the west: you canto draw .near to one without ycito 'bail on the': other." D ea l h'onestly, if you would prosper, How Deao on_Browi In Sangamon county, Illinois, •lived Dea den Brown, a very staid, dignified Sort of Christian,.and • a perfect model of propriety. Deacon Brown had the misfortune to lose his wife, and at the age of forty found him self with a fortune and Tour small children; without a naistress - to - his - farixthouse: A - s he could not immediately take another wife and escape seandle, and could not get along with out a person to take charge of the kitchen and nursery, he had recourse to employing a young woman as an house, maid. Nancy -Stearns-was-u-laugbing-romping-beautyrwho de-lig •• • • • - • I 11 Ii `by way of testing the strength of human na ture, but, at last in a moment of unguarded weakness, he was led into temptation—into committing a slight indiscretion with his beautiful housemaid. When, in his wonted coolness and presence of mind, be was horri , fled at the enormity of his sin, in vain he re pented and grieved over lost virtue. Final ly, as a last resort for casing his conscience, jl at the conclusion of services on the following Sabbath morning, he arose, and requested the forbearance of the brethren.and sisters a few minutes, and electrified them by waking the following confession. 'llly Christian friends' you all are aware that I lost my wife some time ago, [sobs and tears] and that Nancy Stearns has been keep ing house for me; and you know that I have a child not a year old. Well that little child would cry in the night, and it would be a long time before I could quiet it•; and last Tuesday night, God forgive me--the child cried so hard that Nancy arose and came in to the room, and leaned over the bed to hush the child; and brothers and sisters, her lean in,,o over me made me forget CI - fist! And hereupon the worthy Deacon broke down entirely, and stood weeping, wailing and blowing his nose. 'What did you do?' sternly demanded the minister. 'l—l—ki—lci—kissed her!' stammered out the deacon between loud sobs; 'But I have been very sorry about it, and prayed to be forgive; and pray fol. me brothers and sis ters! As the Deacon bowed himself upon his seat, like the mighty oak before the tornado, Deacon GoodfellOw arose from his pew, - and astonished the wondering audience still more by saying. ' 'Brothelemill sisters, you have all heard what Bitther Br wn has said, and now he wants our forgive Es, For my own part, I think Brother Brown is truly penitent r ami- I am willing to forgive hini with my Whole heart And brothers and sisters, I will add still further, that if I had no wife, and a pretty girl like Nancy Stearis should come to my room and lean over me, I'd kiss her, and abide the consequences.'. • .4111;.• Put a Good Face Upon it. It you wish to succeed in life, if you wish to find friends, if you visit' year, relatives or associates to enjoy your corepany, Wear a cheerful face; everybody dislikes and shuns a sad one, if it is habitually sad. Everybody but God grows weary of being reminded of sorrow, and the heart that is always full of bitter waters will be left alone. Pretend to be happy if you can do no more. Coax sun beams to your eyes, smiles to your lips.— Speak hopeful, yea .words as often as you can; make fun if you never feel it. Got the name of being cheerful, and it will be as in cerse to you. Wherever the glad faCe goes it is welcome; whatever the laughing lips ask is apt to be granted. If you are starv ing for want of either food for body or spirit it is better to laugh tliPu to cry as you tell the tale. There was one - once who, with a face like a tombs'one. told and told her wants, and met with repulse after \repulse from those whose faces fell at sight of her; but at last, laughing in strange mirth at her Own misery, she told. it once again. Tears started into the eyes of, her bearers, and in stant relief was given. Mon aro irupatierit of tears, atid women are weary of . them.— Dont give way to them, no matter what the case may be get back the smiles as quickly as you can. Let them he bu t "hollow smiles," if that's the best you can do. Keep at - that. By and by ynu will do better.— Laugh to keep from crying. Never give up to gloom. It is a wrong to those about you. Sad faces add to the weight of trouble that life lays upon every heart. Wo to us if we cannot look about us and see bravely cheerful faces to encourage our hearts! Let us be careful that each one of us has one of these faces., A man who carries a glad face does an amount of good in the world impos sible to compute, even if he be too poor to give one.cent in charity, and a man whose face is generally sad', does every day of his life, more harm than can be reckoned: This is a,hard work:, full of all manner of trou bles; but every..one of them can, for.much of the time, be wrestled out of' sight;,an3, every living man and woman, as soon as the first distress is a little past,' at• the very leasc„4s. sumo cheerfulness. • This is decent. Moro than this, •,tis.duty. Nobody has acy right to . go abbyt a perpetual dampener of enjoy input. And no one has just 'reaspn for b'abi tual.sadness till he has lost his soul. A CORN FED 1301'.—A gentleman„ , • was traveling through the western part a 51assaohttsetta, last summer, saw - a, boy at work in a corn field by the road-side,, and ped his horse and thus addiessed the young farmer:: • • • ' • :"illy son, whose farm is. this?" -"Dad's," 44D oe 's your fatho raise any f , t0c4. 7 " `Yes,' lots °rem:" ' ; "Whtittindf" r• ; • ' • , 0 !'eorwatallte, :was the;reply,39.,ho proceeded to hoe a hill of the, artiele...: -Thp'gdotletaan went on his way Wonile,r: • ing• at the ffect cornilas oh boyst;:-'' (fonesty is the best policy.. 'il Fell. The following startling • facts front the Doylestown (Pa ) Infeltirncer, aro w ort hy" of the candid consideration of every ; loyal man: • One of the public questions which comes nearest home to the minds of the people is "that ofequalizing the basis of t;ongressional representation. The i ReConstruction Com mittee of Congress, n their report, which hasjust been adopted by an immense major ity in the House, makes this a precedent to the admission of the. Rebel communities as States-in to-the—Uniont---sh ou I d—be—con the det , 9 these recent Rebels, and of their Northern allies, is that they shall come inlek into the Union, not, as equals, but as superiors; not wielding the same power as that'wielded: by the same number of voters in the loyal States, but a vastly greater power, so that, man for man, each late rebel shall count for nearly twice as much in influence upon all the questions as a loyal man, so that in the I - Thuse of Representatives and iu the election -of a President he shall have two votes to the loy afman's one. How monstrous this demand is will be apparent from the consideration of a few figures, which we ;herewith present The total vote cast in 1860 iu the eleven Rebel St des was only 807,024. They could not poll as many now within a hundred thou. sand. The two States of New York and Pennsylvania cast at the last Presidential, e lection 1,803,428 votes, or 406,404 more. votes than the eleven - Rebel States combin ed. New York and Pennsylvania have four Senators; the Rebel States have twenty two ! New York and Pennsylvania have . fifty-five - of Congress; the Rebel States will have sixty-two ! But even this does not ful ly show the glaring injustice of the (Ilse.— Each Rebel Congressman will represent only 14,000 voters; each Pennsylvania or New York Congressman represents 25 000 voters At the rate upon which the Rebels Will be represented, Pennsylvania and New York ou,9lit to have ninety-three Congressmen in stead of only fifty-five. But after 'the ap- Pcirtionment of 1870, unless the basis of rep resentation shall - have been equalized, the Rebel States will have a still more unjust advanta ,, a e, for they will have added to their basis of representation two-fifths of all the colored population of the South, This will give them from-twenty-to-thirty-more Rep resentatives than they could claim under the old system, before emancipation, The pow er of one voter in the South will be greater than that of two voters in the Northern States. This is the desirable entertainment to which, under the names of justice and mercy and magnanimity, the people of Penn. sylvania are invited. Our train. rolled out from the Union de l pot in the early part of the night, bound for the North. The weather vras just sufficient ly cool to make one fecl agreeable in .good company. The whistle sounded for the first station north of the Hoosier Capital. As usual, everybody "poked". their heads out• to see something, if it was there. "Just mar ried," spoke an old lady, as she drew her bead in, after satisfying woman's curiosity. and who could see further into a mill stone than any one else of our party. Every one was satisfied that the old lady was correct, as they witnessed the"hugs and kisses" on the give and take principle, and saw the surviving relatives climbing into their country wagons. The conductor pass ed the new couple to a seat, and, the cars roll ed swiftly away. The first parting had been gone through with, and the dear old home and the loved ones there could be seen• only by the eyes of memory. The fair young bride had forsaken home, parents and all that was dear to her youth ful heart, for the one she had an hour• be fore pledged her love forever. She had giv enup everything for the ooe she believed was dearer than all the world beside. The brightest pictures •of joy and life dazzled her eyes to the sorrow and grief of the fu ture. An hour had passed, and passengers were getting droWsy. Many began to change po sitions, and fold themselves up, cat fashion, on the seats. The conductor of the sleep ing car soon came along, and passing from one to another, he notified them of a. change for a good rest ib the rear car. /it length he came to the groom and bride. ."Double berth in sleeping car, you can have Ulf you wish—nice bed and falling curtains," said the conductor. The bride blushed, dropped her eyes a moment, and then looked into the face of her chosen, Her oyes rested upon him, and spoke more love than one can write in two weeks. Her swelling bosom told of the heart that was struggling to leap from its prison house s to embrace the object dim; affection. "What does it cost in sleeping cars ?" asked the new husband., '•Ouly one dollar and a half," answered the conductor. The . liusbatid commenced calculating. lie was in deep study. The wife' felt as any other woman crouti feel 'under the eit cum stances, and looked a thousand times better and sweeter than a basket full Of 'ripe cher ries, • Bat oh ! , the , ugly cuss' that she. lad chosen for life. Would that some humane ieing had served him as . a refuse pup, and drowned him when he was first born, for he had not sense enough to enjoy life, and • was so mean and stingy that he would — nof dive dollar - arid - a trYlf of - 7 4 'raveurreney" to sleep with his beautiful and loving wife the night they'were married.—Exchave. James Littleworth, of Ply - mouth, Polity sylvania, now seventy•eight years old, is the father .of thirty ontrehildren,. rho . oldest of whom is flity.years; . aucl 'the yOungest foes mouths. ..11e,irt.livink with his fourth wife !whom hextrarried at the ago of liftyminei.- .she , being Ladian'squiw • of fourteen.• fulloiWilio clown off 'n 4:111 got up un, the spur of the moment., Representation A Stingy Husband v'ose .3neztr. A Beautiful Extract However dark and disenniohits 'the :06 - d life may seem to any man, there is an hour of deep and undisturbed repose at hand,- when the body shall sink into a dreamless slumber. • Let nd one , be disturbed that the last resting place shall be a bed of gravel in stead of a bed--of—down. _No matter whew the poor remains of a man may be, the re pose is deep and undisturbed, the sorrowful bosom heaves no more, the tears are , dried up in the fountains; the aching heart is at rest and the stormy waves of earthly tribu lations_rcill unheeded over the lace of graves. -Let artuieq pn.affe in , fearfuliiietov gli t z... L . the very bosom cf the dead nat !one of the sleepers heedeth spirit-stirring triumph, or ,responds to the thundering shouts of, victo ry. How quietly those countless millions sleep in the !Inv; of their mother earth f Thevoice of thunder shall not awaken them —the loud cry of the elements, the winds, the waves, even the giant tread• of the earth quake, shall not be able to cause an inquiet ude in the• °limber of death. They shall rest and pass away—ghat last great battle shall be fought, and then a' small voice at first not heard, shall rise to a tempest, • and penetrate the Voiceless grave. For a trum pet.shall sound, and the dead shall hear his Character There is a glare about worldly success which is very apt to dazzle: men's eyes.— When we see a than rising in the world, thriving in business, successful in his specu lations, if he be a man out of our line, who _does, not come into competition with us, so ns to make us jealous of him, we are apt to form a foolishly high opinion of his merits. We aretapt to say within ourselves, 'What a wonderful man this must be, to rise so rapidly!' forgetting that dust and straw and feathers—things with neither -weight nor value in them—rise the soonest and the easiest. In like manner it is not the truly great and good man, generally speaking, who rises the most rapidly into wealth and no— tice. A mau may be sharp, active, quick, dexterous, cunning; he may be ever on th.• watch for opportunities, to push his fortune; a man of this kind can hardly fail of getting on in the world, yet, with all this, be may not have a grain of real greatness about him, Ile may be all I have-described,: and - yet have no greatness of mind, no greatness of soul. Ile may be utterly without sytn• pathy and fellow feeling-for others; he may be utterly devoid of all wisdom; he may he without piety and without charity, without love, that is either f.fr God or man. Artemus . Ward was out late one night recently. itere is his account of•his return home : "It .was late when I got home. But the children and my wife were all abed. But a candle--La eaudle made from taller of our own , raisin',--gleimed in Betsy's room ; it gleamed for I 1 All was - still. The sweet silver moon was a shinin' bright, and_ till beautiful stars was up in their usual doins I felt a sentymental mood etill,so gently o'er me steatitic', and I pursed before Betsy's win , tier and sung, in a klifid of op'ratio vois, ay impromtoo, to wit : Wake, Betsy, wake, My sweet gmhait ! Rise up, fair lady, While I touch my lute!. The winder—l regret to say that the win• der west up with a violent crash, and a form in spotless white exclaimed, "Cum into the house you old fool. To ruorror you'll be 'goin round complain in' about your liver.' editor in lowa has. been fined two hundred dollars for hugging a girl in church.—Ex. Cheap epnugh ! We once hugged a girl in church some ten years ago, and it' has cost us a thousand a year ever sirice.=Young America. That's 'nothing ! We hugged a girl in school, some twenty-live years ogo, and had to support her and the family ever since.— Teoga Democrat. Come to Salem, Oregon, boys ! Come to Salem, Oregon; we have hugged a 4ozen and it haint coit a cent --Democ2atic Review. We commenced to hug twenty years ago, and now hate to fire a stone in a school-yard for fear of hitting some one of our family.— Times. We hug, and :ilce to bug, and darn the expenses; fellers, if you enjoy luxuries, you must pay for them.—Day Book A strong, hearty, lazy fellow, who prefer red begging for a precarious subsistence to working; for a sure one, called at a house of a blunt, Massachusetts farmer, and,in the usual language of, his race, asked for "cold victuals and old clothes." "You appear to be a stout, hearty-looking,- man," said the farmer, "what do you do for a living r • 'Why, not much," replied the fellow, "except traveling ;shout from one place, to another." "Traveling about, eh ?" rejoined the farm er, "ean you travel well ?" i 4 O, yes," returned the sturdy beggar, "I am pretty good at that." Well, then," said the farmer, coolly o• penis, the door, "lees see yyu travel!" When theywant to frightcna negro down. South, they tell , him the &Freedmen's Bu reau: is, after him, and he,willflee faster than. if chased I . )y,a . pack of bloodhounds. "Belles" 'tall a great many people to. ch arch. wha.ftfl h. kon her 'dignity Was varmiear bra.ajcipg it. , From his : Use : of the . fivat—peraeuaLptonouo. Mr.-Johapoit:ia: evidently a num of one , doa. NUMBER 51