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Our men from Berke and Schuylkill came Lehigh and Mifflin in their train; First in the field tht y sought their way, Hearts beating high and spirita gay; Heard the wild yells of fiendish spite, I f-armed-mobs-on-left-anolilgbAl t_on they marched, their flag before, For Washington, through Baltimore. Next came the-Massachusetts men, Gathered from city, glade and glen; No hate for South, but love for all, They answered to their country's call, The path to them seemed broad and bright ; They sought no foeman and no fight; As on they marched their flag before, New England's braves through Baltimore. But when they'showed their martial pride. And closed their glittering columns wide, They found their welcome in the fire Of maddened foes and demons dire, Who, like the fi..nds from hell sent forth, Attacked these heroes of the :forth, These heroes bold, with travel sore, While on their way through Baltimore. From every striding den and street, Thvy_rushed the gallant band to meet— Forgot the catlike they came to save— Forgot the dearest ties of blood That bound them in one brotherhood— Forgot the flag that floated o'er Their countrymen in Baltimore. And the great song their son had penned, To rally freemen to defend The banner of the stripes lnd stars, That Indus victorious at I our wars, Was laughed to scorn, as madly then They greeted all the gallant men Who came from Massachusetts shores To Washington through Baltimore. And when, with wildest grief, at last, They saw their comrades falling fast, Full on the hell hounds in their track They wheeled, and drove the cowards back. Then, with their hearts o'erwhelmed 'with woo, Measured their progress, stern and slow; • Their wounded on their shoulders bore To Washington, through Baltimore, Yet. while New England mourns her dead, The blood by Treason foully shed, Like that which flowed at Lexington, 1 Whrn Freedom's earliest fight begun, Will make the day, the month, the year, To every patriot's memory dear. tSons of great fathers gone before, They fell for right at Baltimore! As over every honored grave, Where sleeps the "unreturning brave." A mother sobs a young wife moans, A father fur his loved one groins, Oh ! let the people ne're forget Our deep enduring, lasting debt To those who left their native shore And died fur us in Baltimore. —Washington Chronicle, May'l2, 1861 111CISSIC,311MaL•41.Z1 - 32". FRIGHTENING A LOVER, Or the Strong-Minded Woman. "You have heard me speak of Stephen Jenkins, Matilda." "Yes, Uncle." "Well--another cup of tea if you please --he is coming here tomorrow, oo a week's visit." . "You don't mean ao, Uncle ?" exclaimed Matilda. '.And why don't I, Miss Matilda ? There is nothing to summon such a look of con sternation to your face " "Because if be shouldn't happen to be a greeable—" • "Of course he is agreeable. ,At all events, it is desirable for you to find him so, '8 iuce he is your prospective husband l". • "My prospective husband ! What can you mean, Uncle ?" inquired Matilda, opeuing her eyes in amazement. "I thought you understood it. Your es tates juin, and it is eminently proper, there fore, that you should unite them by: mar riage." 'A very good reason, certainly," said Ma tilda, with a curl of the lip. "It makes lit tle difference, I suppose, whether our dispo sitions are compatible or not." "0, they will easily adjust themselves af ter marriage, and the two will make Such a handsome estate." "SupposeT shouldn't fancy him well e. pough to acuept his proposals,‘aacie ?" ask ed Matilda, demurely. " -- 7 - 717 - .77E37 iiiro 71 — mg as taloa!, I should dibiaherit you. .You are %ware, I. suppose, that all -your property c met, from me, .au d thst I eau, at auy time, recall _ 'That would be a pity, certainly," said Matilda, insalively strain, `•for I should have to take in washing, or something of that kind, to support myself, and I have such an appetite I" "Mr. Parker smiled in spite of himself, aad evidently looked upon his niece as one who would readily yield to bis expressed will. "One question more, uncle. Suppose be should not fancy your humble niece, and con clude to pay his addresses elsewhere r "I would never speak to. the puppy a- gain." "And you wouldn't "disinherit me then, uncle '1" "Of course not, you gypsey. It wouldn't be your fault." "lt would be mortifying to have him re ject me," said Matilda, demurely. "Is there anything be particularly dislikes in a woman, do you know r' once heard him say ho couldn't bear a_ literary woman," said her uncle, after some reflection. "All sorts of strong-minded we men are his aversion. But then you know, Mattie you are not strong minded." "Thank you uncle, very much. That is as-much-fieLtosay lam weak -mitt' A‘A " "No such thing, one thing more — rhave to tell-you,- and_that, is, that I am called away — to --- Ne York by business, which will detain m e the full length of his stay. So you will have to en tertain him yourself. Mind and play your cards-well,-and-I shall expect to find the mar riage day fixed when I return." "0 dear, what shall I do with the .horrid man for a whole week Y" "I dare say you will be dead in love with him by the time I get back. You may re member me to him when he arrives, and tell him bow much I regret not being here to welcome him " That night Matilda kept awake for some time, cmcocting a plan which might offend the prejudices of the • expected visitor, and throw the burden of a refusal upon For she well knew that if he once proposed, her uncle would be seriously angry if she rejected him, and vety possibly would carry ou t-the_threatAo_whiehhahad_giv_en __utter, ance.• It was about twelve o'clock the next day; werebutve— that ato young man, . z -rious-aspeotr-az eended Mr. Parker's front steps, and rang The bell. He was ushered into the draw ing. room, where after waiting halt an hour, he was joined by Matilda. The young lady was by on means looking her best. Her hair was loosely arranged, her collar was awry, and - there was a very preoeptible stain of ink upon her. finger. "Mr, Jenkins, I presume," sho remark ed. The gentle man bowed and looked curious "15 , at his entertainer. "And I presuthe I am addressing Miss Parker." • Our'hereine inclined her head in the affir mative. "I hope your respected uncle is well" said Stephen Jenkins, in the measured tone of a young man who was old beyond his years. 'tl would not marry such a stiff old poke for the world," was the not over complimen tary refleetim of Matilda. ')ly uncle regrets very much not being able to meet you," she said, in answer to his question, "but be is called away to New York by business I trust, however, that I shall be able to entertain you." "That I do not question," said the visitor with a slow attempt at gallantry. "I'm inclined to think be will before•he goes," thought Matilda. Looking at her fingers, she remarked com posedly, as if she, for the first, time, observ ed the stain of ink, "I hope you will excuse the appearance of my fingers, but I have been writing all the morning, and I couldn't remove all traces of the ink." "You were writing letters I presume ?" said Stephen. • "0, no? not at . all, I was writing' an arti cle on "Woman's Bights," fur the 'Bugle of Freedom.'" Mr. Jenkins started, uneasily. "I suppose you are in the habit of seeing that paper," said Matilda. "No, said he stiffly. "All you don't know what you lose.— Composed and edited entirely by females. But perhaps,—" Matilda interrupted herself to ring the bell. "Jane," said she to the servant, •'you may go up stairs and bring down a manuscript which you Will find on my table." "A what, ma'am?" "A manuscript—a sheet of paper ,with writing on it. Poor Jane," she continued after the servant had gone out, "she would not be so ignorant, if man had not denied to ue Women the advantage of education which he claimed for himself." By this time Jai(' had returned with the manuscript. "If you like, Mr. Jenkins, I will read you what I have written " Mr. Jenkins looked dismayed, but manag ed to utter a feeble—"O, certainly." Matilda in an ein'phatio manner, began to read as follows: "Mrs. Editor:—Permit me again to raise my voice in trumpet tongs, against the des potic rule of man, over our down trodden sex. Euliehtened as we are disposed to con sider the present generation, is it not a dis grace, and a hurning,shame, that men should monopolize all the offices of honor and profi , , and leave to his equal—shall .1 not say .his superior, io point of intellect—only a few un desirable and, laborious posts. What, I pay, is the. reason that men should take upon themselves to govern, and expect us meekly 'to submit to the yoke . which they seek to im pose upon us? Why should we not see'a fe male in the chair of State, tind—" "This is all I had • written, blr. Jenkins, when • on came said 3lutilda, breaking off WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTi, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, MAY 4;1866: urth - ere from_ . the reading. "You will easily under; stand the idea that I was about ,to develope; and, I have no doubt, you will agree with me." "Do you really think, :Miss Parker, that there should be no distinction in ' point el occupation between men and women?" ex. oluimea the sedate Stephen, horrorstruck. "Why should there be?" said Matilda, with spirit "Do you doubt whether woman has an intellect equal to that of a man?" "Is there a female Shakespeare?" asked Mr. Jenkins- "Yes," said Matilda. promptly. "Did you ever read Mrs. Browning's poems?" "I can't say I have," returned Stephen. ."Ah, then I shall have the pleasure of making you acquainted with her. ' She rang the bell. "Jane," said she "go up to my room and bring duwn the book you will find on the ta ble." Sane_d idLso "We have an hour before dinner it seems" said Matilda, looking at her watch,—"ln what way can we better improve it, than by perusing together this noble monument of ge-, nius." Mr. Jenkins looked terrified, but before -he--bad-tiucia_tn_raise_an objection Matilda had commenced "She read aloudfaithfully for the hour referred—to—it—seemed_three_h_ours to the unhappy Stephen—who had not the :slight est apprehension of poetry and description. He was quite delighted when the dinner bell rang, and so was Matilda in her secret heart. "I am afraid,",said she, "We 'shall have to rest from our reading till after dinner, but by commencing imme diately afterwards we may get a quarter through by tea-time." "flow many T,ages are there in the Neil!" the rang man inquired hesitatingly. "Only a little more than four hundred," was the encouraging reply. The dinner proved to be not a very-social meal. Matilda confined herself entirely to literary subjects, and evaded all attempt& io change the topic ;Good .Gracious!" thought the young man, "and this was the young girl I was to marry. I'd as soon marry a diotionary,al though she is pretty, but then she is a strong minded woman! I should be talked to death in less than a moni . Stephen Jenkins stopped two days; but at the end of that time, announced that he should not be able to remain longer. During that time the poor man had hoard more po etty than ever before iu his life, and had conceived a deadly hatred against the whole tribe of female authoresses, particularly Mrs. Browning. ~ Where is Mr. Jenkins?" inquired °Mr. Parker on his return. "Gone, uucle," said Matilda. "Gone! When did he go?" "He only stopped a couple of days:, "Why' be was to have stopped a week. What was the matter with him?" "I think, uncle, he was disappointed in me,', 'said Matilda, demurely. "Did he leave no message for me?" "Here is a note, uncle!" Mr. Parker hastily broke open the mis sive, and read as follows: "My DEAR SIR.—IO order to prevent misunderstanding,, I ought to say that I don't think it will be well to adhere to the foolish compact, which was entered into some time since, with regard to my marriage with your niece. Though a very charming young lad;/, I don't think that our tastes are all cougettial,.and I hereby resign any pre tensions I. may be supposed to have had to her hand. Regretting not to have bad the pleasure of seeing you, "I remain, very respectfully, STEPHEN JENKINS." "Why, the puppy has bad the audacity to resign his pretensions to your hand !" et claimed the indignant uncle. "Then can't I be married ?" inquired Ma tilda in comical disappointment. 'Nee, you shall marry the first man that offers." It was very remarkable, that on the very next day-Edward Manly should have asked Mr. Parker's permission to address his niece —a permtssioo which was at once accorded. The marriage took place within a few weeks and I don't think he has ever repented mar• rying a atrono-mindod woman ! Re;Xiarkable Case. A Kalamazoo (Michigan) correspondent of the Detroit Advertiser relates the follow ing ,Mrs Howard, who has long been a resident of this county, and who has been hopelessly insane for nearly thirty years, was seat fur by her husband in California Ao companied by a daughter-in-law, she left here, and proceeded on the journey by steam: er. When out about four days from New York, a most violent storm arose, which las-. ted three days, seriously threatening the des truction of the steamer and all on tioard.— When, however, the storm abated, what was the surprise and delight of the daughter to find that the all lady had suddenly recover ed her mind, and was perfectly sane, though She was at a loss to know how she was in the place, and under the circumstances she found herself' on awakening from such a long sleep of the intellectual faculties. On arriving at San Francisco. what was' the astonishment of her husband to meet her whom he had not seen for nine years, and whom he had deem, ed hopelessly a maniac, sound and well, and joyfully recognizing him. This was . a year ago, Letters recently received by her friends ' he. e state that there has been no return of the disease whatever, and-that ahe I and entirely cured." Tie a great comfort to a man with but a duller in his pocket to know that if h an. not invest in five twenties ho can in lINEty fives. Why is the riuderpisflike 'mouse Y I.le ,auhe the cell eutch MAY•30111q1NO, BY MILTON. Now the' bright morning, star, day's harbinger, Comes dancing from the east, and leads with her The ilow'ry May, who from her green lap throws The yellow cowslip and the pale primrose. :Haiti bounteous May ! that: dolt inspire Mirdt, and youth, and warm desire, •,. Woods and groves are 'et thy dressing, Hill and dale deth boast thy blessing. Thus we salute thee with our early song, And welcome thee, and wish thee long. Last Trial of Fidelity/ An officer of the French army, during the reign of Nkpoleen, having incurred the sus pisione or resentment of the Emperor, thought it expedient to abandon his country, and take refuge in one of the Austrian provinces, and there he became advised of and initiated - into`u society, the object of whose formation was to hurl to the grptuulthq Colossus, whose •arm silote.and goV4ithed thelacilL4matinent of Europe, with alieepter . One Jay a letter was brought to him containing the usual signs and pass-words of the society, and re• uiring him to repair on the following night to a secluded spot in a forest, where he would meet some of his associates, — , He •_entbut foam! nobody. The orders were repeated four times; the officer %Ought the appointed place with ,no better success than the first. On the fifth night of his appoint ment at the rendezvous, after waiting some time, he was on the point of returning, when loud, cries suddenly-arrested Drawing hie sword, he hastened to the spot whence they seemed to proceed, and was fired on bvh.tee_trienr-sedtrg he was unwounded, instantly took to flight; but at his feet. lay a bleeding corpse, in which by the feeble Eght of the moon, he in vain sought for returning animation. lie ,was,yet beralin_g_oNer the dead man, when a detachment of chassenrs, summoned appa rently by the noise of the pistols that had been discharged at . hiniself, came up sudden ly and arrested him as the assassin. fie was loaded with chains, tried the next day, and condemned to die for his supposed crime.— His execution was ordered to . take place at midnight. Surrounded by, the ministers of -qt: he was led. at atf . • ; • _ . /Tar ie., _ - light of torches, and .the ringing of bells, to a vast sqqare, in the centre of which was a scaffold, edvironed by horsemen. Beyond these were a numerous group of spectators, who muttered impatiently, and at intervals sent forth a cry of abhorrence. The victim mounted the scaffold, and his sentence was read, and the first act- of the tradgedy was on the point of fulfillment, when an officer let fall a word of hope. An edict had just been promulgated by the Govern ment, offering a pardon and life to any con demned criminal who should disclose the members and secret tokens of a particular association,• the existence of which tb e Frenchman, to whom these words were ad dressed, had lately became aware of, and of which be bad become a member. He was questioned, but be denied all knowledge; they urged him to confess with promises of additional reward—his only reply was a de mand for immediate death—and his initia tion was completed. All that passed was a terrible trial of delay. Those who surrounded him were members of the society, and every , incident -that has been described, from the summons to the last moment of expected death, was only a step in the progress of the fearful ex periment by which they sought"to determine the trust-worthinesss of the neophyte. Palestine• .One of the curious enterprises of the day is a project gotten up by some Maine peo ple, for colonizing Palestine. The head of it is Mr. Adams, editor of a monthly paper called the Sword of Truth and Harbinger o Peace, who has applied to the Government at Washington to obtain from the Sultan a firman of protection for the colony. The National Intbllig,encer says: 'The colonists have rlready purchased a beautiful location for, their first city or tra ding port, within ten minutes walk of Jaffa, the ancient Joppa' The location is situa ted in the midst of orange and lemon groves and' pomegranate orchards; also surrounded with fig trees and grape vineyards. We un derstand they are building two vessels suit able for carrying passengers and freight.— The first vessel, with some 25 or 30 fami lies, they purpose shall sail about the 15 . th of next July. The object is to get there just in time to put in crops of wheat and bar ley. They take with them their furniture, the materials .forotheir houses, and all kinds of agricultural implitnents, and among them reaping nuchines and threshing machines.— Among those who go first will be carpeu tars, masons, cabinet makers, boat builders, dopers, milliners, shoemakers, farmers, school teachers, and merchants. One gen tleman will build a large hotel to accommo date•some of the 30,000 European pilgrims who annually visit Jerusalem by the way of Jaffa. They go their) to become practical benefactors of the country and people—to introduce American aorioultnre, arts, sci enoe, and mechanism; and to help resusciate that once glorious land, as they believe the time has now come to prepare the way for the restoration of the deseendants of Abra ham to the land of their fathers. They pur pose having their vessels rue between Jaffs and this country, carrying lumber and yeti -ous other things to that country, and in re. turn bring back hides, wine, olives, olive oil,. dates, figs, lemons, oranges, and other kind .of of fruit and productions of the *Autry.' Mrs. Partington asks very indigarntly, if the bills befpre Congresiare not eounterfeit, why thero sgould be so muott difficulty in passing thou? THE SOUL'S LONGINGS Fifteen years ago to night, a young girl knelt beneath the starry sky to pray, and the_hurden of her prayer was, that she might be endowed with the powers or a ge nius, that power might be given her to write, to give voice, to the• tumultuous feelings surg ing through her soul. This las all the boon she craved. • She asked not •for love, for wealth, or high estate, neither did he ask for fameyas yet, ambition had no place in her heart. She asked but for power to weave to gether the loose matter that was clogging up her heart, to write out its unwritten music, its glowing dreams and prophecies, and it was granted her . . '.Will it bring her happiness?" Years passed away. Again. she knelt to pray. Her dark eyes, radiant with the light of genius were fixed upon the distant heav ens, her lips were half unclosed and her long dark ringlets fell over her uncovered shoul ders; she looked likeline inspired. Sudden ly, the fair head was bent low. and her hand i raised,: with a I j iind,of : , d e recatiag gesture, eio itipmil lairow, had' ore t: itt , :upon her j oy. Therfoldi4ghei aiinti-O iir'hiabeart, she bowed'heif faibe in the ' ust ofAiimihation, and, in broken words, exclaimed:. ‘Triithiiitie — ltivisill" ; • .„ ~ Ah! she id not happy! she:craves-the-boon of love. It was not enough that mighty power was given her over her own mind and the minds of others. She made her world apart from the world She lived in. She had won fume, and bevies of h . .. :nd—yet her woman's eat . " -- 7eivt ed for love. It was sad to see the fair young bead bow ed so humbi • to see IT=TFit the thought that the boon she craved so passionately, asking that, and only that, had failed to satisfy her heart. Again her prayer was granted . The love of a nobla heart was given her a pririMy horne+,4l44-the--tromagf if — -74 F o 'a multi tude. • Will the love she had coveted fill her heart? Will love do more for the woman's heart than lame did for the girl's? She bad a happy home, sheltered in from' the world's clamor and change—that far off world she thought so beautiful. Would that she could part the thick curtain that hung between it and her. She did so, and found -That-the-emsrtain-was-c-f-coarse=groy- - - - serge, that the beautiful colors it had worn at a dis tance had been wrought_byherown-brain She wished, then, that she had not peered beyond the curtain that had been so wisely bung between her and the world that spew ed so fair, for she bad gained more light and knowledge than was wise for tier. She found out the fallacy of her early dreams; that love and truth were not the things they seemed; that happiness was a myth, and. the "trail of the serpent was over them all." Alai! her heart is yet unfilled! her soul un eati,fied. And now, from white quivering lips, a new prayer arises, But this time she does not kneel, but bears it above in her heart, and, at last, when the want grows unbeara ble, the trembling lips utter, passionately : "Give me children, 0 Father !" A. little life fluttered into existence—a sweet, pale blossom of wondrous loveliness. The blue of the violets was in its eyes, and the rose flush upon its cheek. There was a new delicious feeling in her heart, and her soul thrilled to the touch of those tiny fin. gets. Was the want in her soul filled ? bad the babe's coming stilled its longings ? Ah, no ! something wanting—what could it be? There came a night when the breath floa ted out from the babe's lips, and it went out to dwell beyond the perly' clouds. Then there came hours of darkness and sorrow— afterwards there was light. As the sicken mother gazed upon the wee, waxen babe she bad loved so well, she could scarcely "believe and quiet herself" before Him who bad bereaved her. But even in the midst of her anguish, a new revelation dawned upon her. She saw that she had blindly followed her own will, regardless of His who created her. Evety prayer of her life had been answered. Genius had been given her, and fame, and love, and, more pre. ciotiti'far than all, the. sweet child love,whieh is surely a foretaste of Heaven. Once more beneath the stars she knelt to pray; not the young girl of fifteen years ago, but It woman, weary and worn. • The prayer this time is not for Intellectual endowment, not for human love, nor fame, nor the pat tering of children's feet, but faintly from white lips, came the words : "Wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow I' Let thy love fill my heart, 0, Path. er I Thy love alone can satisfy the soul ! Take away all vain dreams, all strivings af ter earthly happiness, all bitter yearnings for human love! Let the prayer of my heart ever be, not my will, Father, but Thine, be done ! Thy will, let it be done on earth as it is in heaven, now and forevermore 1" Lord ! make me what Thou wilt, So Thou wilt take What Thou dost make, . And not disdain To house me, though among Thy coarsest grain. A young married woman in Cincinnati, on Tuesday, shot herself whilst in a fit of temporary insanity•to which she was oc casionally subject. She was in bed with her husband and babe at the time of ei.,m• witting the deed, and her husband knew nothing of her intentian until awakened by the report of_ the _pistol. Rec Overing her sews as soon as the shot was fired, she contessed that before her marriage she had been seduced by her uncle, and ,was never herself afterward. She died in about two hours. Is that uncle alive? The entire assets of a recent bankrriptwas nine children. The creditors acted magnet." iwously, and let him keep tliem. Signs oi`the Tf*,eiv. .! • • Whenever you se;ti;:ladi leading, a pee - &by a string through the, streets it is a sign she has no children to bestow heit•affec tions upon. When you see a man 'carry his head so i high as to tip baekwar3s, it s a sign his brain, weighs more in the region of self es teem than in the intellect. • Whenever you meet a -man .or a woman who ie ashamed to be caught at any respea table eMPloymeet, it is a sigh 'there is a very Wader spot somewhere about the brain.. Whenever you.see a couple sit at the ta, ble of a hotel, and try to attract attention by finding fault with every, dish that is brought them, it is a sip? they dine, on cod-fish aud., salt beef at home. Whenever you see a fashionable lady a fraid to wake the acquaintance of the wife of a:respectable mechanic,' it is s sign her father or her grandfather hoed potatoes or shod horses for a living. Whenever you see kman of a(ealth turn out of his way to avoid meeting a poor ac quaintance, it is a sign he has nothing brit wealth to relowatend him. Whenever you see.a young man ashamed of his old , fasbioned flakter, apd mother, who have reared and educated ltimAct_the—ver-y -best of their alatititia, it is a sign they west td ei eir money uii tiim . _t would Mtge paid, them a better per centage in a bank. Whenever you see a lady appear very de vout in church, who is decked out in laces, feathers, flowers and finances, it is a sign she thinks wore of dre-s, than she does of prayer. Whenever you see a dandy swelling through the streets, flourishing his cane and quiz zing glass, it is a sign he has just brains e nough to imagine you will see his glossy new hat, and nut te long ears that fall beneath it Whenever you hear a man a. • OFe fe rirri/Thrrrrrer itAs' - '77'.e7illis advanta ges may have beau, it is a hure sign his own is partially deficient. SINGULAR STORY.—Au Ohio paper tells the following rather singular story: Four days after the rebels fired on Fort Sumter, a son of Mrs. Duncan, of Mecca O hio, enlisted for the war. - fie j.doed a West ern regiment, and after being in several bat es, was reported killed at the battle ofStone _Riv_er_ _His body was brought home and in terred. Afterwards intelligence was brought to the parent by returned Union prisoners, drat hereon Aas not dead, but in a rebel prison in Georgia. Other prisoners return log from there last spring, brought the sad news of his death to the sorely distressed, family. •When the war closed an opportu. - airy was offered to penetrate the rebel lines, Mr. Duncan sent down and had, his son brought home again and buried. Having had him buried twice, as was supposed, it was natural that they should be reconciled to, their )(me, but a few days ago their son Bob, in spite of wounds, and dewhs, and fu nerals, ea m e "marching home," and i s new enjoying the hospitality of the parental roof. ANECDOTE OF Da.' Emmoms.—A Panthe ist minister met him nue day and abruptly asked : "Mr. Emmons, how old are you ?" '•Sixty, air; and how old are you ?" ' "A. old as. the creation," was the answer in a triumphant tone. "Then you're the same age •with Adam and Eve ?" "Certainly; I was in the garden when they were." . "I have always heard that there wris a third person in the garden with them," re plied the doctor with great coolness, "but I never knew before that it was you." ''You have lost your baby, I hear," said one gentleman to another. "Yes, poor little thing! it was only five months old. We did all we could for it. We had four doctors, blistered its head and feet, put mustard poultices 01l over it, gave it nine calomel powders, leeched' its temples, had it bled, gave it all kinds of medicine, and after a week'S illness it died. "If you marry," said a Roman consul to his son, filet it be a woman who has judg ment and industry enough to 'get a meal of victuals; taste enough to dress neat; pride e nough to wash before breakfast; and sense enough to ,hold her tongue." When a Tennessee girl is kissed, she, frowns and says : "Put that article right. back, sir, where you took it from." TOAST TO TEE LADIES.-4 1 70 append the latest toast to the ladies, which was got oft at a recent public dinner : "The ladies—May their virtues ever ex ceed the magnitude of • their skirts, while their faults remain smaller than their bon nets." Christianity is not a theory to be eritieis. ed so much as a lila to be copied. Which is the most profitable of business ? The shoe, for every pair is soled before it is finished. j' many an enamored pair have court. `e(l la poetry and lived in prose. In the march of life don't heed the order of "right ibout,' when you know you ate a. bout right. If brooks are as poets call them the most joyous things in nature what are they al viuyS murtauriag about • -Features without grace are like a . " cloak without a lace. .Thirria,ier without ineeis Is 'like a horse w ithout ►iis beaus., ' ",. _~*~ Y 9; ! W"1- M 13;t.i.:17,c•ar. NUM ER 46