Village record. (Waynesboro', Pa.) 1863-1871, April 27, 1866, Image 1
H I • ; Y. :3 'VIT• Blair. °LUNE XIX ~?OZTC74ta. Oh, brier rose clamber, And cover the chamber— The 61Mb - a -- icf 'dreary . Fone-• .:Where with meekly closedlips, And eyes in eclipse. My brother lies under the stone. violets,.cover The 'narrow' roof over, Oh, cover the *law)! and door ! For never the lights, ' Through the long days and nights, Make shadows across the floor! The'gilliaq'ure bloorning— Tha Milts are white, Where his elfin-haunts used to be; Ani the sweet sherry blossoms Rlow over the. bosoms' . 01 - hirtis in the All6of trees. Vtrhen I hear on the hills The shout of the storm— In the valley the roar of the river— I bhiver and shake On the hearth stone warm, As I think of him cold—.forever !" • His white hands are folded, And never spin, . With song of the robin or plover, :When the Summer has come, With her bees and her grain, :Will he play in the meadow clover Oh, dear little brother-- My sweet little brother, • rn the place above the sun, Oh, pray the good angels, The glorious evangeln, To take one - when life is done. SPRING. Year after year we hail the spring— A time o - f ltope:and The ph asures that around it cling Fo,bid all brooding sadness. • The teeming lite that re-appears, As early ahies•grow lighter Revives the joy of other years, And Lnakes the world `seem brighter The voice of budding nature, too, Incites to fresh endeavor; Now all things,. sursting forth a new, Look fidr and bright as ever. Though chorishe.! hopes may die away, Thobgh joy seem evanescent, New the uprises from decay To animate the present. So, year by year, man's inner life Revives in freshened vigor. The wint'•r blasts of storm and strife, 'With cola affliction's rigor, Prepare the soul for new delight, And.usher in its dawning; Though grief endure throughout the night, Joy conn.th in the Morning. The itaried'S'llS6ilß roll away Till life grows old and hoary; AVhen de.tth, with cold awl wintry ray, Gives' place to springtide glory. The wondrous twenty then displayed Remains forever vernal, And life and joy no more can fade Wh.•re all things are eternal. Itsti.Xe; , Cr3M 1_.1., .A..1%1" 1r . To-Morrow A noble ship was nearing home after a long voyugo ,011 her clean, white deck stood many a rough, weather beaten sailor, look ing anxiously at the white cliffs of his na tive laud, and a smile of joy passed over bis sun-burnt face at the pleasing thought, "We shall anchor to morrow !" And there were old men who had not seen their childhood's home for long,, long years, and the tears stood in their eyes as they looked at the dis taut shores and said, "We shall land to-mor row !" And - there, too, was a mother, lift ing up her little one to look at the far-off laud, and whispering, "We shall be at bottle to-morrow 1" . But their to morrow never came. That evening the gentle breeze became a furious storm; the rippling waves became fru r tning, ang,ry.billaws; the sails were. split into rib b ms; the rudder was .brokco; the vessel be clime unmanacable; she drifted upon the terrible (picks/Ms, became a wreck, and all onboard perished: And xie,not many of us expecting a to morroi, that may never come ? Do we not lay plans for the future, forgetting. that at any moment our frail bark may be destroyed, and the 'cluvk waters of death close over us • Aretnur young friends ,prepared for this sudden change? Should the King's' mes senger arrive to-day,.and summon •us to ap pear before his Master's throne, would he be received with' fear •or with joy if 'with fear, waste not an hotir• before earnestly seeking ~the,,ealy. a ticka which . Jesus' offers you. 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Allulong Ibis line are larger ants, who act as 'tracers, stand outside -the ranks to keep this singular army, in order. 11 they come to a place where there are no trees to shelter them from the sun, whose heat they cannot bear, they immediately build under ground tunnels, through which. the whole army passes in columns to the forest beyond. These tunnels are four or five. feet under ground and are only used in the heat of the day or during a storm. . When they • grow hungry, the long file spreads itself through the forest in a front line, and attacks and devours all it overtakes with 'a fury that is quite irresistible. The elephant and gorilla fly before this attack.— The black men run for their lives. Eyery• animal that lives in their line of march is chased. They seem to understand and act upon the tactics of Napoleon, and concen trate, wirh great speed, their heavies forces upon the point of attack. In an incredibly short. space of time, the mouse, or dog, or leopard7or-deeri-is-overwhelmedr-killedrea ,ten, and the bare skeleton only left. They seem to travel night and day, Ma ny a time have I been awakened out 'of my sleep, and obliged to rush. from my hut and into the water to' save my life, and after all suffered intolerable agony from the bites of the advance guard, who had got into my clothes. When they enter a house they clear it of all living things. Cockroaches are devoured in an instant. Rats and mice spring round the room in vain. An over whelming force of ants kill a rat in less than a minute in spite of the most frantic strug gles, and in less than another minute its bones are stripped. Every living thing in I the hense is devoured. They will not touch vegetable matter Thus they are,.in reality, very ireful (as well as dangerous) to the ne. groes, who have their little hats cleared of' all the abounding vermin, such - as immense' cockroaches and centipedes, at least several times a year. When on their March the whole of the in sect world flies beforUthem, and I have of, ten had the approach of a bashikousy army hearalded to me by this inean§. Wherever they go they make a clean sweep, even as cending to the tops of the highest trees in pursuit of prey. Their. Manner of attack is an impetuous leap. Instantly the strong pin• cers are faqeeed, and they only'let go when the pieces gives way. At such times this little animal seems animate.d• by a kind of fury which causes it to disregard entirety its own safety, and to seek only the conquest of its prey. The bite is very painful The negroes relate that criminals were in former times exposed in the path . of the ants. as the most cruel manner of putting them to death.— Dr. Chaillu's Work. Too Much Land • The desire to own a very.large farm is na tural, but often proves unwise in its results. When a man wishes to practice a mixed bus bAidry, and his present acres are too few and uusuitablejt is doubtles wise to annex more territory. .Neighbor Jones has twenty acres of good meadow land which is suitable only for hay, orgrain, or hoed crops. But as he finds a small dairy would be profitable; an,' sheep would bring in good returns, it tv, , u'd be advisable for him to buy several acres of hilly land adjoining But this tic cquiplishcd, let him stop, and be careful to buy no Inure than he actually needs for 'his special purpose For, this new land will have t o pay taxes, will have to be fenced, and may need other expenses laid out upon it. At any rate, it will add 'to his cares, and perhaps bring him no adequate return. We know a farmer who, ten years ago, owned 150 acres, and was doing very well; he now owns five lund , t'eil, and is worse than before And why ? Because this large farm is 9 great bill or expense to him; he cannot 'af ford to keep it up in .good conditieu, and it hangs a Millatone of care about his neck,— ills - wife and children,-both. sons and daugh ters, are obliged to work hard to keep the great machine a running We presume his boys deelarethey will leave home as soon as they are old enough; and the girls say they will die before . they will marry farmers Neither sons nor daughters are •educated as they deserve to be; they canuot•be spared for this f l om work on the big farm. • Now, we declare that such a farm is a curse to its possessor and his family, and an injury to the whole agricultural interest.— It' that man wants to save' himself and his househo'd, he should sell at:least one half of his.land, improve the remainder to make it more productive, release his children from bondage, and try - tn make his home a place of comfort. He will live longer,. lay up .as good a property, and will train up a more'in. telligent and a happier family.—Antericuiz Ajriculturitit. EzvxNue, om. MATortEs.--rOce cent per box is imposeci.on each bunch of matches.— This deems insignificant when it is couipared with the other branches of manufacture, yet ao immenst, revenus• is the . result. There can be no great fraud or evasion of the, Jaw, owing to .the fact that a stamp tuust_be affix ed on each bunch aoitt, and the law imposes, a heavy penalty,' not only on the ,trianufacr tutor but on the vender for disposing of a single:hexovithout the stamp.. Front the returns submitted to the Cortmussiim of ,the match Inanutneture of the Uoiteat .. t.ates,:. it . 'appears that there are now in the cowry. fifty. large. establishments. and that frinu the ;prosody demand'. for:• t:::tv:,9..-eonsumptiou of : matches, thiy anticipate it witt : ,require, for. theliett fweal,yeata produetioq • 2,100,-' 000 gross; or 846,650 f 000,:hunsabes, which, will yield a revenue of $3,451,000. , , . • wic4wrxn-isr - * Tet.fiDtherimistpoze , i , meys.mtrata ixi 3pcputioni . • •• " . • . . • IrtiffiirsßANDS::--I'.. Thou shall 160 bto . 'other hut,' the'.' ' . 2. Thidu shalt b'ave - nó - ambrotype or • any - either likeness or any man•but thy, husband. B. ,thou shalt not keep it , 11. sestet, and" .worship it; ior • hustit;:aM a' jealous husb a nd, - - - • t. 4. Then shalt not speak thy huabatid'S name with levity. 5 Remember thy, husband's commands to keep them sacred. • 9. Honor•thy husband and obey him, that thou mayest be long in the house he bath given thee. 7.•• Thou shalt not• find- fault when thy husband.smoltes or chew's. . 8. Thou shalt not scold 9. Thou shalt not pariah thy husband to wear a buttonless shirt, but shall keep his clothes in good repair. 10. Thou shalt not continually gad about, neglecting thy huhand and family. 11. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor his fine furniture, nor his wife's thousand dollar shawl. nor her fifty dollar handkerchief, nor anything that is tby neigh• bor's, 12. Thou shalt not go to woman's rights meetings, neither to speak thyself uor to hear others:speak. • • 13 Thou shalt not scold if tby, , husband Stays out after 10 o'clock at night. 14. Thou shalt not run up large "bills at the stores which thy .husband is unable to foot, for verily thou knowest his means. lIIE WIFeS CS3SIMANDMENTEL-1. Thou shalt have no other, wife but me. 2. Thou shah not take into thy house any beautiful brazen image of a servant girl, to bow down to and serve her, for I am'a joal. ous wife. 3. Thou shalt not take the name of ihy wife in vain. 4. Remember thy, wife to keep her res pectable. • 5. Honor thy wife's father and 'mother. 6. Thou shalt not fret. • 7. Thou shalt not find fault. with tliy din ner. 8 Thou shilt not chew toboceo no r smoke. 9. 'Thou shalt not go behind thy neigh bor. 10, Thou shalt not visit the rum shop, nor covet the tavern keeper's rum, nor his bran dy, nor his gilt, 'nor his whiskey, nor his wine, nor anything that is behind the bar of the rumseller. 11. Thou shall not stay out after nine o'- clock at night. 12 Thou shalt not set at naught the com mandments of thy wife. It. Won't Do It won't do when riding in a stage coach, to talk of another man you have never per sonally seen, as being an all fired scoundrel until you are absolutely sure he is not sitting before you. It won't' do when snow drifts are piled mountains high, and sleighs are eternally up setting, to ride out with a' beautiful, lively, fascinating young girl, and not ekpeet to get mashed with her, It won't do for a man, when a horse kicks him to kick back at the horse in return. it won't do to crock jokes on old Maids in presence of unmarried ladies' who have pass ed the age of forty. • It won't do to imagine a legislature, fed at the public crib, will sit but six weeks, when two thirds of the members have not the ca pacity to earn a decent living at home. Jr won't do for a man, to imagine a girl is iniderent to him because she studiously a voids 'him in company. It won't do for a young la ly to presume that more than a third of the gentlemen who show . her pointed attention have the most distant idea of marrying her. It won't do for a Man to fancy a lady is in love with him because she treats him civilly, or that she has virtually engaged herself to 'him because she has always endured his com pany. It won't do to be desperately enamored o ver a pretty face until you have seen it at the breakfast table. It won't do to be So devoted 'to a ten_ der hearted wife as to comply implicitly with her request when she asks you, 'Now tumble o ver the cradle, and break your neck, my dear, won't you?' A SURPRISED FATtIEa.—A fine . looking man, clad in•overcoat, gloves and stout boots, was walking out the other 4y with his little three year old daughter, a pale faced child with bare neck and arms and morocco slip pers. A neighbor, meeting them, began to ask, with •great apparent concern, after the fatlier's health, adding: ''But I'm glad your little one does not in herit yotir - feeble donstitutiorz " "Feeble constitution!" exclaimed the as tonished parent, "Why, I was never sick day,in rny file, while as to ruy daughter we fear,sho has her mother's consurpptive ten dencies " ‘.lndeci.l" replied his friend,. with - a sly twinkle of the eye, you took such extra care to protect yourselffrom the cold, while she goes hare-necked and in pasteboard shoes, I inferred that it we's you that inherited the mother's r cunautoptire tendencies, and, not she." „ . RANDOM EXPRESSIONS. —"I am tired to death,” So you have said very often, and are still alive'and in very good health.: • "I •had not a-wirdc• of sleep all night."-l-r And yet your bed-fellow beard you snore several, times: •"I would nofi do it Tar's!! the And yei'yclu have done many.Viingel.e4ually . ,bad for a trifle. • "We Were up to'four . kOOPI3 ind•n3ll(l.7 roi kuow.veiy welt the.muti. was not ,over your Amp . • .• Ft • There ia no s'a . te,r)ol Vesidei.hat of 'duty A Startling Prophecy , _ . , The annexed appears in the Ne,w Orletths True Della. of Sunday; March 25th: 'On this quiet Sunday morning 'we tihve . not theletrat'desire to •Yrighten our—readcrs into the belief that t, b e, world is apprpaehing a speedy tertnintitfon .notWithstand'ing Mrts. 'E Buil!, of Philadelphia, .Pa , prophecies that such ,is the ease. 'We are indebted to Postmaster Talialarro'for the annexed pre cious documents, for they came through the Wail addressed to him. The letter of the la dy we give verbatim. etViinctuatirit (and we May ,add spell agni: 'Sir: Send this to•a printer of your city' as it wants to be in circulation Please don't fail granting this. Printer put this in . your paper, it will then be copied and, so spread; dod't hide this from the people, but scatter as far as you Ildn for it is, true. I, sir, re ceived it by revelation last May, and was ten days' under it before it ended. Hide not the vision lest tho'u be guilty and the blood •of souls be found in .thy skirts. ' MRS E. S. Bumr,; • Philadelphia Penn! Enclosed in be above was the subjoined in the shape of a printed handbill: '• ;• • ' I PROPIIESM—To every kindred tribe and tongue, to the ends of the • earth, that in. 1869, February 9th, at 9 o'clock in the morn• ing, will be the Ushering-in-of-the-Millettium, or the commencement of a new Era in our world Saturday is the Sabbath, or the sev= entb.day—Satan is bound. , Baptism should be administered with cont.. municaats upon their knees by dipping them forward throughout all our different denom inations, in order that we may be united on this point; as our istns•and'ciAms are to fall away. Seetarianistulnust go to its author— Devil. „ , , What is an Old Maid? Never be afraid of becoming an "old maid" fair reader. An old maid is' far more honor able than a : heartless wife; and 'Mingle bles sedness" is greatly superior,_in_point_of_h_ap piness, to wedded love, "call 'not 'in love dear girls, beware,". says the:song. ' But 'we do not agree with said song on this question. On the, contrary, we hold that it is a good thing . to fall in love, if the loved object be a worthy one. 'To fall in loie with an honor= able man is as proper it' is for an honora ble man, to fall is love with a virtuous and amiable woman; and what could be a more gratifying spectacle, even to the angels in heaven, than a Bight so pure so approaching inits devotion to the celestial? No; fall in love as soon as you please, la , dies. provided it be wiLlt a suitable person.— Fall in love and then marry; but never mar ry unless you do love. That's the great point. Never marry for "a home" or"a husband.' Never degrade ,yourself by be coming a party to such an alliatMe.' Never sell yourself, body and soul, on terms so con temptible. Love dignifies all things; it en nobles all conditions. With love, the mar riage rite is trulya sacrament. ithout it the ceremony is a base fraud and the act a human desecration. Marry for love, or not at all. Be an "old maid," if fortune throw 'not in your way the man of .your heart; and though the witless may sneeroind the jester may laugh you will still have your reward io an approving conscience and a comparatively peaceful life. How THEY 110 1N MAlNE.—Qualier young ladies in the Maine Law State, it is 'said still continue to kiss the lips of the young temperance men to see if they have been tampering with liquor. Just imagine a beau tiful young temperance woman, with all• the dignity of an executive officer, and the inno cence of a dove, ,with the charge: 'Mr —, the ladies believe you:are in the habit of tam pering with liquor, and they have appointed me to examine you according to our 'estab lished rules; are . you willing?' You nod ac ciniescence, Bhe gently steps' closer up - to you, lays her soft • white 'arm around your neck., dashes back her raven curls, raises her sylph like form upon tiptoe..her snowy,'hea ving bosom against your Own, and With her angelic features lit up with a smile us sleet as heaven, places her rich, rosy, pouty, sweet, sugar, molasses,, lily, rosebud; cream, "tart, peitch-ptidding, -- apple-liumpling, gingerbread, nectar HO against yours, and (0, Jeruselend hold usl) kissed you, by.crack eyl • Hurrah for the, gals and the, Maine Law, and deaih' . to Opposition. Close Preaching. The following illustration, of some-revivals of religion . and of the piety of some people, as given several years ago by a colored preacher in Montgomery, Ala., is - forcible non instruetiVel "My tredren," said hev "God ,bless, your souls, 'ligion is like do Alabama river I In Spring come freA, an' . bring• in all de de logs, stabs an' sticks, dat bttb, been lyin' on do bank, an' carry dem down - in de current. Bytheby de water go down deli a Trig eotch here on dis island, lien a 'slab gets cotched on de shore, an' de sticke en de • bushes—au'. dere dey lie, , witbrin' an' f dryite till come 'coder treat. Jus' so dare come 'viva) of 'ligion—dis ole eiuner "brought' in. &role backslider trotight back, tito. do old folk seem comic,', an' mighty good times ; But, bred ren, God bless your souls ! bymeby gone—den dis vie sinner is stuck on his ole sin, den dat ole backslider is cotched where he was afore, on jus' such , a rock ; den one after 'nuder dui had got 'ligion lies all alOng do, shore, ale dere dey till.,',noder 'vival. Belahed bredien, GA bliss your' Spills; keep iri• • i3 - Z. • Butler had- a negro servant who was Lhis , maiket.:bmadt. - 31en., told him , to got it marked •solthstt know, it. ; Be got seven big , painted •on it, *lien ' Was diked' What they were 'file. n ?a aßa, dry's lonian, Antler's Week B•l''s Bushel 13mdt'et.." ' A. j Npgivo „Pisounsfoti About': Eggs. .Geneva,. the, lovely furniSlibe the t iPliciw liig Of Pialia• inenfaiy ruling:, '• , • ,I. In : the fairest village • of Western, Kew. York thn.lculick persous,' in imitation, of their white brethern, formed'a debating so ciety for the' puiphse of improving' their minds by' the discussion of instructive .and entertaining topics. The deliberations of the society were presided over by a venerable datkey, wbo perfortued his duties with the utmost dignity peculiar, to his color. .The subject-for discussion on the occasion on which we, write was— 'at 'atu de" roudder ob de chickens—de hen ,wat lay de eggs or' de ben• Watt 'batch de chicks? • The question •was warmly debated, and many reasons pro and con were urged and emanated by the excited dispdtants. Those in favor of the latter proposition were evi dently in the majority, , andthe President made no. attempt to conceal that his sympa thies were with the. dominant party. At length an intelligent darkey rose from the minority aide, and begged'-'leave—to state' a proposition to' this effect: , • 'Spose,' said he, 'chit you ,set one dozen duck eggs under a hen, and dey hatch, which arn,de mudder- 7 de duck . or de.heu?' This was a' Omer tills well prit and Cori - • • t, • I— plusded the other side, even'staggering the President; 4hits, plainly saw the 'force of the argument; ands had committed himself too far tq yield ; without a struggle; so, after cogiiat• ing and scratching his wool a fe* niMponts, a bright idea struck Aim.' itisitig,• in his chair, with all the' conseiousnesa ofcsuperi ority. he announced * • Ducks am not, before de house; chickens am de question; herefore f 'rule de direkh" out; and do it he did, to the Complete over throw of his opponents. , • Side-Walk Etiiiiiette. 1, Any well-hred gentleman will ' tiecoft! nize another person whd? boats to him, how ever-humble his social position—a snob will not. • 2 A discreelperson will - wait for the rec ognition of hislinperier in social ; or official position before he bows to him. None but fools will court; the compliments of the street;, , but all, well behaved persons will observe the rules of politeness everywhere. 3 No mkt' should bow to. a lady in the street, unless an intimate acquaintance exists, until she makes'the first, advances; for she has according 'to the laws of etiqu'ette,, a right to cut him off on, the side walk, and leave his heart bleeding without• a smile t,r heal the wound. .• . , 4. The air of snobs who countenance spci rious gentility, are unworthy of notice, and should excite' no emotion but • that of mirth fulness. • • 5 Ladies; and ail aged persons. should have tha- inside of the walk and the choice of the way. 6 .A gentleman should. not smoke While walking with a lady, and what is worse, hey should pot spit tobacco juices upon the pave• went; the i 6)thy spray may, fly in her face, or spoil her dress. , 7. It is no 'discredit to a man' however vast his fortune, or splendid his talent, or broad his influence, Or lefty his 'position—to If carry a package " through the : street, to walk by a poor and obscure peighbor, or to speak to any one who may solicit 'his advice:— These laws belong to the code of honor, and he is not a gentleman. who violates them, =2=2 PATERNAL DUTY =The father who ?,'lun ges into business so deeply that he has no leisure for domestic duties and pleasures, and whose Intercourse with his children consists in a brief word of authority, or a surly lam entation, over their intolerable expensiveness, is equally to be. pitied and to be blamed.— What right has he to devote to other pur inks the:time which GOd has allotted to his children?' Nor lit it any' excuse to say that he cannot support -his family in 'their present style of living, without this effort. I ask by what,tight cab his family demand to live in a manner which requires him to neglect his moat solemn and 'important . duties? Nor is it'arf excuse to say that be wishes to leave them a competence. Is he under obligation to leave them that competence which he de sires? Is it an advantage to them to be re lieved from the necessity of labor? Besides is . money the only desirable bequest which a father can leave to his children? Surely, well, cultivated intellects; hearts sensible to domestic affectiuo r ; the love of parents, and brethren, and sisters; a taste for home pleas ures; habiti of order and regularity, and in dustry; hatred of vice - arid vicious men; and a lively sensibility to the' exeellence of vir tue—are as valuable a legacy as an inheri tance of property—Aimp,le property purchas ed by the loss 61 every habit which could render that ..prepertY a blessing. Wagner. , Soxi Taturrt IN IT. --l'heinan who has never had a sister is Ut first entrance into life far.ntor , the slave of, feminine captiva tions than he v.ho his' been brought', up 'in a, house has not had sisters 'has 1140 exOctlengii or the- behind Scene like of tincfeniale He has never heard one alroiit'the planS; 'Schemes and devices by which hearts are snared.= He fdaoies-41ary,stuck that tposit rose in •her hair in a moment of childish caprice; that Kute' ran ..after her little sister,, 'and :showed the pretiestiof ankles in deing,it," out . of irrepressible gayety of-her buoyant ,spirits,: in cword• ho is one who only, sees ' the _play when•the house is.fully, lighted, and uU ,the actors in their_gtand: costume; 'beim& never witnessed wrehersal, and has .not the varmeit suspicion ofi prompter, „ . h An Irishman being in e uro 'where th e, collection aparatus.reseulbled .bo i x on its being banded to• biw, wbiepecd iu .the oat.- rier's ear that-he, was not naturalized, au.! c • laid not vote; •• • • :16121.0C1 , -1 2 e•se , .la•v•azi.'; _ • ..•••• l el •.; ' 1: i . . A.PUZZLING,QuEsTitiN,—A son.4:lf "111 in recautly addressed, a rederend geatlemaa,and said :, ,"iCer honor, you say that we are all to do tbe.satne kind ; of work : in heaven that we , do here ?" "Yes, sir," replisd . the parson, "God is not dateinnti why should b;s - subjeets be ?" mAnd do folks., die. there ?" asked Pat. • `ilertainly not, certainly not; they are just aslinindital as the Or&ttor himself" i•Theu yer honor, criuld yer tell me what they would he afrpr ettite me to doing for I am a grave cligi , er la this world ?" • It'is nebessary,to say that Pat was dis missed without *miming" the required infor mation, • . CONCERNING DOORS.—When - you go into a neighbor's premises. be Mire to kali • the doors as you find them. If you find a door shift, you may reasonably suppose that your friend wanted it shut, and therefore: you have no right to, leave it npen; and if you find it open, no matter bow eold the weather is, do you:leave it •open, for it is reasonable to suppose that it was left open for some good purpose. And the &nine is good for all places, whether they be houses stores, fadoi nee, offleek.• or whatever they may be.=- Itentendier the tulo—it has no ezee,Ptirrn; leave the:doors zm, you find them If the -- owner - of - a - door - doPs - o - nt-know-how-ho-wauis it, how do you.kuuw how he Wants it? • Why is a nicer like an angry wnrd?- 13ecause it often Stirs up a Smouldering . . Why — are A. fl and the handsomest of the vowel? •Be'cause you cannot have beauty without them. • When do you sPo -what is invisible?-- When you•see how you:feel. - Why, are etiuotry.girl's, cheeks like a good print dress? Because they . are warranted I to wash and retain their color. ' •Wlrat; two letrers would „destroy all , the otiters, it allowed to diisp? 'D. K. is echo like-a-vi Siting-acquaintance? When sbe returns your call; • TRITE FELICITY men did ,but know what felicity dwells in the cottage of a vir tuous poor man—how sound he sleeps, how quiet hie breast, how composed his mind, how free from care, how easy his provision, how healthy his moriting;hosv sober his ulght, how moist his mouth 'and how joyful •fLis heart—they would never admire the vices, the diseases, the throng of passions -and the violence of unnatural appetites :that fill the houses of the luxurious arid ' the hearts of the ambitious; Dr. Hall, of the Journal of Health says.to his consumptive Itiends : "You want sii; not physic; you want pare air not medicated; you Want nutrition, such as plenty of meat and bread will give, and they alone; 'physic has no nutriment, gasping for air cannot cure youi If you want to net well, go In for beef and out-dour air, and•du not be deluded in= to the grave by quack advertisements, .and unreliablg certificates." Sound advice. VIE most difficult operations in the prat: ties of surgery is said to be "taking the juw out of a woman." The fellow who said that must be as old bachelor, of the large ,hlue sort. IF you have gone half crazy-at not having won your , sweetheart as a wife, remember you Might have gone the other 'half if you. had 'succeeded. . Lord Chesterfield once remarked that (iron Adam,the first nian,knew the value of polite. cress, allowed Eve to have, the first bite at the apple, , The .first ingitution vonch•safed to •our race waa the • Sabbath; the next marriage.-- 7 So give your first thought to heaven, and the neat to your wife:, Heaven drops little fragments of itself here and there along our way, by iray'of•as- Firanee that heaven and love are one, Happiness ahounis most with the bwly, there are more blossoms in the valley than on the hills. Why does a lazy man resemble MI iedus tlious one? Because he, hardly earns hie bread. . . , T 4 United States is commooly known, in China as "the Kingdom of the" Floweiy Flai." A rugged countenance often conceals the warmest he . art as the richest pearl sleeps in thO toughest shell. . - What is the beigbt of folly ? To expend your last shilling fora purse. • When is a wave like an • army dootor.:7— Whoa it is a sari/1A.., The foundation 'of -domestic happiness is faith' in the virtue: of woman; • • If a 'niio vkishe3 to become rich , le' must appear to be rich. No snow falls lighter, than the ono*. of age; but none is heavier, 'fey it never melte. Half •what' passes among men for talent is nothing . but vigorous health. Tupwledge is,the ,treasure, but judgment tho treasurer of a wise luau. Vice stinpfs , us.aven in our pleasures, but virtufhonnsotes ; us esea.in,our pains. , !! . .4); 1 9 - .ittrtorMq;, , ,,Q.isourse it is, oreso how could you spend it. . • • _ • Utz that donsciene• pays • bb • . ,a,,-, d" ~' NIMBEr