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' , .., .', .• t f,i, : 0.: •• , •,, iiimi j .. . , . .. 0 ,-:.: ir. - . 1t.4..1 , •,.,..:‘., ~' - 7 •. .. . * " I• ii., . • , .._ . . . . • . ...., ~ 1 ).; 7 !'7 v,: '", ril ...;';f.'••l' ii••• .;“ fly W. 'Maim. 0 LUME.XIX NEW STORE. REID & CO., OULD respectfully inform the citizens of Waynesboro' and vicinity that they have re eitensrm stOck-of Mt== BOMBS, Embracing in part— SYRUPS, SUGARS, • MOLASSES, HAMS, TEAS.—Hyscm, Imperial and Oolong, of the • finest flavor. SPICES, ground and angroundi and BAKING articles, vaarranted fresh and pure,and of the best ()Utility QIJEENSWARE AND GLASSWARE, a very. heavy stock, to which special attention is in 'Vita Fine ware in setts or by the single piece, of the latest styles; Cut Glass Goblets, Tumblers, &c. KEROSENE LAMPS of every pattern, a large assortment. Shades, (new style) wicks, chimneys; spring hing e burners, al- Ways on hand. Also No. 1 Kerosene Oil. - NOTiON-REIE-T-lES ; &C. - A thousand and one fancy. useful and necessary ar ticles, used in every family and by everybody. TOBACCD, CIGARS 1111 ENS, 'l,ViHetes Conn, Navy, Nat. Leaf, Mich Fine Cut, find all the best chewing and sm eking tobaccos.— Havana Cigars, good common do. Sanitary and Neotric Pipes, latest thing out. SALT AND FISH. G.A. Salt. Liverpool, large size sacks. Pickled Shad, Mackerel, No. 1 and 3, bbl., half bbl., quarter bbl , NKW. hEYMKEI Being in connection with Hostetter & Co , of Greencastle, which firm have a Market Car on the R. R., we are enabled to supply our customers with the choicest luxuries of the Eastern markets in their proper season. Lam' By strict attention to business, furnishing the best articles In the market, arid doing all in our power to accommodale customers, we hope to re ceive a share of public patronage. No trouble to show goods • ErTerms, POI3MWELY CASH. We buy our goods for cash and must sell them in the same way.— CJountry dealers supplied at wholes•tle prices. HOSTEITER, REID & CO.' Waynesboro% Aug. 25, '65. 'EAGLE HOTEL. Central Square, Hagerstown, Md THE above well•krioWn and established Hotel has been re-opened end entirely_renovated,_by the undersigned, and now offers •to the public every comfort. and attraction found in the best hotels.— THE TABLE is bountifully supplied with every delicacy the market will afford, THE SALOON contains the choicest liquors, and is constantly and skilfully attended. THE STA BLE• is thoroughly repaired, and eatcful Ostlers always ready' to ac commodate customers. • JOHN FISHER, Proprietor. Hagerstown, June 2—tf. FIRST ARRIVAL ! iss N. C. RESSER announc e s to the Ladies. iur Wriyttebboro' ..nd vicinity that she itasjust returned from the I:astern Cities with a fine assort., meat of new .• MILLINERY GOODS, . 'such as Bonnets, Bonnet Trimings of every ileacrip tionAadies-and-htisses-Ho.ts-&0.,-&c—Ladies-a invited to tall and examine her new 'stock,. sep 29--tf.' )lINE APPLE CHEESE, Lemons, Flga and Almonds, at liosTrrrsn Run & Co's Meehanlie Wanted Aygood Wagonumaker will hear of a good situ ation to zarry On business in the vicinity u 'anosliore by applying at ' -T : EM OFFIUE. . sep I—tf. B AUUN, bought:La sold by,, Hosurrau REID ik Co F OR a cake of fine ttlinip, you must go to - • KITRTZ'a • ',.rENT 71413K5--Just the thieg fur bolt Sing wine 'and . eitaup, at ' sep „ , . tlesTirrileAstO !St, Co.'s PERM OIL—A good article for r u d e sep 8] liosTmEn, Unto it Co. This . beautiful poem appeared originally irr the Independents written on the passage, "Min goeth forth _unto nis work_and_to_hislabor_untiLthe-even The stream is calmest when it nears the tide, And flowers are sweetest at the eventide, And birds must musical at the close of day, And saints divined When they paps away. Morning is lovely—but a holier charm Liea folded close in evening's robe of, balm; And weary man must ever love her best, . For morning cells to toil, but night to rest. She comes from Heavenond on her . wings doth CHEESE, COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, DRIED BEEF. A holy fragrance, like the breath of prayer; Footsteps of angels follow in her trace, To shut the weary eye of Day in peace. All things are hushed before her, as she• throws O'er earth and sky her mantle of repose; , There is a calm, a beauty and a power, That morning knows not, in tjm evening hour s Until the evening we rand - weep and toil, Plough life's stern furrow, dig the weedy soil, Tread with sad feet our rough and thorny way . And bear the heat and burden of the day. Oh! when our min is setting, may we . glide, Like summer evening, down the summer tide; And leave behind us as we pass away, Sweet, starry twilight round our sleeping clay. In the city of Hardford, Connecticut, lives the hero of the true story I am about to re late—but no longer "little," as the perilous adventure which made him famous in his native town ,happened several years ago. Our hero was then a bright active boy of fourteen—the son of a mechanic. In the severe winter of 1835 the father worked in a factory, about a mile from home, and eve ry day he carried him his dinner across a piece of meadow land. One keen ; frosty day he found the 'snow on this meadow nearly two feet deep, and no traces of the little toot path' remaining.— Yet he ran on as fast as possible, plunging through drifts, keeping himself warm by vigorous exerc is e' and brave, cheerful thoughts. When in the' midst of the meadow," fully half a mile from the house, ho suddenly felt himself going down, down ! He had fallen into a well. He sunk down into the dark, icy water, but rose immediately to the surface, There he grasped hold of a plank which had fallen into the well as he went down. One end of this rested on the bottom of the well, the other rose about four feet above the surface of the water. The poor lad shouted for help until he was hoarse and almost speechless, but all in vain, as it was impossible to Make himself heard from Buell a depth, and at such a dis tance from any house. So at last he concln ded that if he was saved at all he must save save himself, and began at once, as be was getting extremely cold in the water. So he went to work. First s he drew himself up the plank, and braced himself against the top of it and the wall-of-the-wall,—which—was—of—brick—and-1 quite smooth. Then he pulled off his coat, and taking out his pocket knife he cut off his boots. that he might go to work to a greater advantage. Then with his • feet a , gains! one side of the wall, and his shoulders 'against the other, he worked his way' up by the most fearful exertion about half the dis tance to the top. - Hero he was obliged to pause to take breath and gather up his en ergies, for the work yet before him. Fat harder was it than all he had gone through, for the side being from this point covered 'with ice, he must cut with his knife, grasp ing places With his fingers, slowly Ind care fully all the - way,up. It wan almost a hopeless attempt tut it, was all that be could do. And here the lit , tie hero lifted up his heart to God and jiray- • AL 30E1,11111P AresvcraiDal3,2 , I Neutral. in. ,1 2 ,!Otit rt tOils-.044(a' 11406itiii' WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN CaNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, N'COMPICJ.ELIa. "AT TSB LAST.", NEVER MORE DIGHT THAN DAY. Ah! don't be sorrowful, darling, And don't be 'sorrowful, pray ; Taking the year together, my dear, There isn't more night than day. 'Tis rainy. weather, my darling, Time's waves they heavily run; But taking the year together, my dear, There's not a cloud more than sun. We are folks now, my darling, Our heads are growing gray; And t•king the year all round, my dear, You will always find a May ! We have had our May, my darling, And our roses, long ago; And the time of the year is coming, my dear For the silent night of snow. And God is God, my darling, Of night as well as day, And we fail and know that we can go Wherever He leads the'vvay. A God of the night, my darling,. Of the night of death so grim; The gate that leads to life, good wife, Is the gate that liads to Him. 34EXESCZMIAL.L1b.m — sr. A. LITTLE BEIIO. BY GRACE GEEENWOOD ed . fervently for help; fearing that he coulti never get out alone. Doubtless the Lord heard his voice, e: ing from the deep, and pitied him. He wrought no miracle to save bun, but breath ed into his heart a yet larger measure of caltn ness and courage strengthening him to work out his own deliverance. It is in this way that God often• answers our prayers whetave Call on him in the time of trouble. After this the little hero out - his - way - up: - ward inch by inch.. His wet stockings froze to di doe_anilkept-his_feet-from-slippingi but-his shirt was quite worn from his shoul ders, ere he reached the top. He did reach it at last—erawle3 out into the snow, and laid 110WII for a moment to rest--:panting out his breath in little white clouds on the clear frosty air. He had been two hours and a half in the well! ~ His clothes soon froze to his body, but he no long er suffered with cold, as full of joy and thankfulness he ran to thefaetory, where nis father was waiting and wondering. The poor than was obliged to go without, dinner that day, but you may, be sure he oared little about that, while 'listening with tears in his eyes to the thrilling story his son had to relate to him. He must have been proud of the boy that day, as he wrapped him in his own warm 0. , vercoat, and took him home to "mother " And how that mother must have wept and, smiled over the lad, and kissed him and , thanked God for him! I have not beard of the "little berg" for two or three years, but I trust lie is growing up into a brave, heroic man, and I hope he• will never forget the heavenly friend who did not forget him in'the hour of his great need. There is an old saying that truth lies at the bottom of a well. I trust that this. brave boy found and brought up limn there this truth:—God helps those who help themselves. Dow Discovering a Thief After Lorenzo Dow had retired to bed af ter a hard days travel, in the western part of Virginia, a number of persons collected in the bar room to enjoy their usual revel ries,-as was custom in that part of the country. At a late hour in the night the alarm was given that one of the company had)ost his pocket book, and a search was proposed, whereupon the landlord remarked that Lorenzo Dow was in the house, and if the money was there, lie knew that Lorenzo could find it. The suggestion was at once reiceved with approbation and accordingly aroused from hi a slumber, and brought forth to find the money. As he entered the room, his eyes 'ran through the company with searching inquiry, but nothing appear. ,ed that could fix guilt upon any one. The loser appeared with a countenance expres sive of great concero,'and besought Mr. Dow for Heaven's sake to find the money. 'Have any' left the company since you, lost the money?' said Mr. Dow. 'None,' said the loser, none,' - 'Then,' said Lorenzo turning to the land lord, 'go bring me a large dinner pot.' This created no little surprise. But as supernatural powers were universally con ceded hi s directions were unhesitatingly obeyed. Accordingly the pot was brought forward and set •in the middle of the room. 'Now,' said .Lorenzo, 'go and bring the old chicken cock from the roost.' This was also done, and at Lorenzo's direc tions, the cock was placed in the pot and covered over with a board or lid. ' 'Let the doors now be fastened and the lights extinguished,' said Mr. Dow, which was also done. 'Now,' said he, 'every person in the room must rub his hands hard,against the pot, and when the guilty hand touches •it the cock will crow. Accordingly all came forward, and rubbed or pretended to rub against the pot. 'But no cock crowed. 'Let the candles be lighted,' said Lorenzo, there is no guilty person here. if the man had any money ho must have lost it some where else. But stop,' said Lorenzo, when all things were prepared, 'let us examine the banns.' This was the important part of his arrange ment. For on examination, it was found that one man had not rubbed against the pot. The other hands being black with soot from the pot•was a proof of their innocence. 'There,' said Lorenzo, pointing to the man with clean hands.-'there is the man who pick; ed your pocket.' The culprit, seeinglis detection, at once acknowledged his guilt. CURE FOR DYSENTERY.—Dr. Paige of Washington, communicates to the RepuU i can of thecity the following simple remedy, long known in family practice, and which was rntly tried in the camp of ths New- York twenty second regiment, where there were from eighty to one hundred cases dai ly, and with rapid cures in every case:—ln teacup half full of vinegar, dissolve as much salt as it will take up, leaving a little excess of salt at the bottom of the cup --, •Pear - ' :. b - eiling water upon the -solution tit the cup is two-thirds of three-quarters full.— A scum will-arise to-the surface which ',must be removed, and the.solation allowed to cool, Dose, a teaspoonful• three times a day until relieved. The rationale of the operation • of this tdmple medicine will readily occur to the pathologist., and in • many hundred trials I Have never known it to fail and iu dysentery or I retracted dierrhccal Peaple talk of the jays of youth But are they. not balanced by the miseries of youth? Sorrow to the experienced is sor•• low; but sorrow to the inexperienced is des., pair. The man or woman who has seen much.of life knows, that however bitter the 'grief ;t must pass, but youth knows nothing of this. Dikstirdefly ghildre4 It never tail§ to Wake an unfaterable inT= :ion on our mind when we. hear, as` we :them do, patents- ,complain of their children, as rough, disorderly, ill-mannered and - disobedient. -Becititse-in-the-first-place if children are Stich, it Mast to a great ex tent be the fault of the parents, who ought 'better to have trained them. And besides, we think there_must_be_something 7 radically wrong in a father or mother who willexpose and gossip over the faults of their children.- he sensiblitty — i - O as parental affec tion will hide the faults' of a child, unless= honor or rectitude require that they shall be exposed. And then if they Must be confes sed,,it will be with shame and a sincere sor row, as for a misfortune in which the parent is implicated. We cannot think well of any person who.trill make corifidents of strangers, for the purpose of revealing_to, and discuss ing with them, the faults of their own fami ilies and relatives. We receive their state- , wants with caution, and . qutrtion whether they themselves are -not, in' part at least, the cause of the faults which they 'condemn. But as to disorderly children—and we know there are many suck—we have obserV ed this, that to' some extent at least they had disorderly parents. 'We do not intend to charge everything to parental neglect or mis management - But w h en you see children rude about the henge t noisy, with loud voices and harsh words, do not the parents puisue the same course ? Has not the father or mother, or both, been accustomed to boister ous:conversation, reproving and blaming in a threatening manner; harsh and headlong in their general deportment ? How can chil dren be expected to be other than disorder ly, if disorder and confusion prevails in the family ? And the way to cure the evil in the children, is not by blaming or threaten ing, but by changing, the whole system' of domestic management _to _one_oLself_con trol. calmness, and orderly government. This cannot be done at once nor easily; but it can be done. Parents must themselves become orderly and self-controlled. Children will soon follow. Disorderly children cannot be corrected in any other way.—[Mother's Journal. Good Advice. Dow, Jr., in his sermon of last week, gives the following very excellent advice to the young ladies of his flock: The buxom, bright-eyed, rosy cheeked• lass—who can darn a stocking, mend trou sers, make her own frocks, command a regi ment of pots and kettles, feed the pigs, milk cows, wrestle with the, boys, and be a lady withal in "company," is jest the sort of a girl ,for me, and for any worthy man to marry— but you, ye pining, moping, lolling screwed up, wasp waisted, putty tared, consumption mortgaged, music murdering, novel devour ing daughters of Fashion and idleness—you are bo more fit for, matrimony than a pullet is to look after la, family of fourteen chick ens. - • The truth is, my dear girls, you want, gen erally speaking, more liberty.aud less fash ionable restraintsmore kitchen and less parlor—more exercise and less sofa—more pudding and less piano—more frankness and less mock modesty—more breakfast and less bustle. Loosen yourselves a li.ttle; enjoy more liberty and less restraints- bs, fashion— breathe the pure atmosphere of freedom, and become as lovely and beautiful es the God of nature designesd. =l= Domestic Faroe in one Scene. "Why is it, my son, that when you drop your bread and butter it is always on the buttered side ?" "I don't know. It hadn't orter, had it ? The strongest side ought to be up, and this is the strongest butter I have ever seen." .. "Hush up—it's sonic of your aunt's churn ing." "Did she churn it ? the great lazy_ old thing." "What, your aunt ?" "No, this here butter. To make On poor old-woman churn it when it is quite strong enough to churn itself." 'Bush, Zeb, l'v eat a great deal worse in the most aristocratic houses." "Well, people of rank ought to eat it " "Why people of rank ?" ' "Because it's rank butter." "You varmint, you I what makes you talk so Smart ?" • "'Cause the butter has•taken the akin off my tongue." •. "Zeb, don't lie ! can't thr.)w away the butter." toll you what I would do with it; keep it to draw blisters. • You ought to see the flies •keel over" as soou as they touch it." VIZZITZZIA TuE WORST OF IT.-- . Do you want any berries, ma'am 7' said a little boy, to a lady one day. The lady told him she would like some, and taking the pail from him, she stepped into the house. He did-not follow, but re mained behind, whistling to some canaries hanging in their cage on the porch. • V-hyt-do-you-not--come—ia-and—see—if_l_ measuro your berries right r said the lady: 'how du you know but what I "may .pheat you ? i 'I am not grata,' said he; ',you would get the worst of it,. nit‘'am 'Get the worst of it!' said she; 'what do 1 i you mean ?' .Why, ma'am. L should only lota my , bcr- 1 ries, and you would bo stealing; don't you think you would get the worst of it ?' . A Yankee.lawyer, wbo was pleading the cause of a littletoy, took him up in his arms and.beld huh up to the jury, suffused in Roars. This: had a great effect, mail the op 'posits lavier asked the 'boy: NWhut makee you cry:' 4.4 lie's piochuig 11 . te," 611141 the boy. M=lllll= OCTOD:OR 27j-,1065-;'.' , [For the • Leaves from a TOtiOicir , o • NO. li.. — lltifilii4'lNgTitUOTlON. • "Just as tba b is bebt the , tree is in clined." is a prove rb that_ei)theillintiii_tatt mind'foreibly•as we think • of, this taut iris portant subjectt- r -primary instruction.. ' jure the green rind of the tender , shrub, and the full grown tree_ivilLbearAhe-seati - ai long as the' win& of heaven Whistle. through its .boughi. _'he animal and, the vegetable kingdoms both belong to the eating, .breathing, living portion of God's creation, and we know that wespeak the truth when we affirm that tire principle of life-in one, 'is the principle of life in the other... Yon towering and. stately oak that has successfully, withstood the storms of a hundred winters, was once contained sin the narrow cell of the acorn. Gindually and successively were the different parts of its organization unfolded and• developed , by. the kind law of nature until it stands Perth, now in its full strength and glory,--the monarch of the forest. That - mighty 'intellect that has moved the world:by its . philbsophy and science ) was once the undeveloped mind of the infant child. Gradually. and by the same, law, were its powers expanded and strength ened until it occupies the first' rank in the world of thought. , The 'arborator may make the shrub he is cultivating an upright and beautifully form ed tree, or he may make it a deformed and unsightly thing. So the teacher, following the law of intellectual and. physical develop ment in the child, may mould and fashion its intellectual and morallintfire,and strength en its physical organization- -until it comes forth in manhood the presonification of intel lectual and physical beauty and loveliness.. Much has been done in the last few years toward effecting a reform in the education of the young. _Maxi's nature is complex, and - in - order that - his education may be complete it is important that all the parts of his or ganization be properly educated. The fact is being recognized—hy --- el true educators, and accordingly we find io our best colleges and academies means for the educating of the body as well as of the mind. This fact will also have to be recognized sooner orlater by all controllers of • public schools. Houses better adapted to the comfort and health of children will take the place of those pens of disease and torture that all over the land dis grace the name or school-houses. Play grounds supplied with gymnasiums and means of education for the physical organization of children should be attached to every house. But by far the most important consideration is the Teacher. In order that the'child may be educated in all the parte of his 'complex being, the teachermiust know how to educate him. If I were building a barn or a house, and having gathered the material together I would not give the work into the hands - of one who I thought did not posses the knowl edge of putting the parts of the' edifice to gether, leaving it to blind chance whether it arose a beautiful and well formed Struc ture, or an ill shaped and unstable thing that would be overturned by the-first storm that roared against it. And yet how many will entrust the dearest interests of their children into the hands of one who does not possess any more knowledge of his business than does our supposed mechanic. "The first years of man must make provi sion for the last," and the first years of the child's education must be the basis of his whole education; and would you, parents, who love your children, and-hold dear 'their best interests entrust, perhaps, their useful• ness and happiness in time and eternity into the hands of those, who, us Wordsworth says, with their Misshape the beauteous form of things?" . We believe that the majority of teachers of the present day are far superior as teach ers to their predecessors of•a quarter or half a century ago; but yet they lad far short iu some things of what the true educator aright to be. The teacher should be a man of su perior attainments and qualifications, and possessing a wide range of general intprma don. lie should be one who understands thoroughly all he attempts to teach; one Who understands the principle of the intellectual and physical being of his pupils,•that he may know how to adapt his instructions to the various wants of their complex nature, that he may strengthen where the plant is weak, and prune where the vegetation is too ex cessive, thus giving to each part that proper care and training that it may grow up into a properly developed and harmohious and 'healthy whole. In order that this end may be accomplish ed it is necessary that the , teacher have a knowledge of Physiology and hygiene, and of Mental Philosophy. A knowledge of these subjects will give him new power and new strength; they will be a lever in his hands more powerful than that of Archime des, for he will lift education from a dull matter of fact, and place it on a true practi cal, and natural basis; his pupils will be taueht not; merely as children, but a chil dren that will ono day be men and women; hey_will be taught how toilive and to act, "-rise on stepping stones Of their dead selveB to higher things." Fellow teacher, those little ones before you are worthy of your deepest consideration and your deepest study They are in your hands taw clay is the hands of.the potter; you can make tnetn vessels of honor or of dishonor. See that you understand well the laws of de velopment of that deathless intellect, for the impress of your hands will be on it alter you have passed. to your reward. see. that you prepare it to fill its proper place in the great world of Mind, that it may glorify audAtm or its Creator, the great,end lor whieffittlias created, 21.311dU5. oc:tuber 20a,1865 meddling intellects, 62.4,01 Pier env - /'_g • ~ • „It EgOLTING 6I)IFFICUIATi-4 short time since; as the chambermaid ofa steataboat .• ''ethe lindsdri.*** - pitsaint, ‘'e tit bf: die iadies' 'cabin atldigliti ill old. lsdy in plaintive, "Icy topes, r'eAndisted her'to shut, the door, as , eattgliriiiir a horribltteolctiiiTiiii adelphbf, the day befbre,'Ss i liad 'almost • fin. ished len. At the same moment it_pbthysb•--: eal-rolklo.dyi - occuottiglToth near the door., forbade [ Lo girl to shut it on account of her I:• • • sex ut teat, onnt-the-doorror-4 1 11-die-P-sqUitaked_tho_ Philadelphia lady. . ''.ltetOre it opea,. or I.will smother to death gasped the other. The poor chaMbernieid . Was` completely ` nonplussed; and stood With lierltitids Clasp ed aud' hereyes turned up . to the ceiling, - while the war between the two passengers ' waxed hotter and hotter: At last, a wag, who chanced to be near, helped the girl out of the dilemma by adtisiiig her to. keep , the, door open until the Philadelphia lady died of her cold, and then to close it until the other one smothered to death. A man lately wont to the post office, and putting his noe to the tielivcry boz,, cried but Louder!" The clerk, supposing the man to be deaf, and he was requesting 'him to Speak louder, so that he, could hear, asked him hi a very loud tone tli6 b'aine of the party for whoiu he wanted the letter. • "Louder!" - again bawled the 11330, who now supposed the clerk to be deaf. • The clerk took a long breath, and with all his ruii . :ht again bellowed out i n the man's face the same ques 'llutimme? This was done in so loud a tone that the beim seemed to return from the far off hills. The matt started back in alarm;' shouting at the very top of his big lungs. • "Louder. sir, Louder— , I toki you LouderL my naaie is nothing else! IM=CE A rich old widower in Canada in said to have practiced a very artfull scheme to pig e hand of thij( belle of a village.'• He got an old gipsy to.tell the young lady's fortune in words which he dictated, is follows:- 6111 y dear young lady, your star will soon be hid for a short time by a 'veiy dark cloud, but when it re•appears it. will continue to shine with uninterrupted splendor until the end of your day's. Before one week a weal thy old widower, wearing a suit of black and' a fine castor hat, will pay you a visit and re quest "bin hand in marriage. You will ex cept his offer, become his wife; and be left a widow in.the possession of all his property before the close of this year. Your next husband will be a young man of whom you think most at present' Three days after ward the old gentleman, dressed ia r the man ner described by the gipsy, .presented him self to the young lady, and the •marriage followed. OUR NEW PRESIDENT.—We have bad a President' aylor, and now we have a tailor President. Little •did the present incum bent think, when following the peaceful pro fession of his yOuth, that his goose would one day hang so high, and that ho, wbo once aided in dressing up his Southern pa trons, would, one day, be called to assist in dressing down, the same individuals, and in giving particular fits to so many rebellious customers. ~ The kingdoms of this world rise and fall like the ever-ebbing and ever flowing tides of the sea, but the testimony of God remains as the rot:lc—unseen to-day amid the froth and' foam of the.• waters, but visible to-mor row, strong in its foundations, and unscath ed and undiminished from the collision.— In the presence of . all created things, God rises above them in majesty and glory, - and in their decay lie . remains.—Orionntings. God knows what key in the human soul to touch, in order to draw out its sweetest and most perfect harmonies. They may be the minor strains of 'sadness and sorrow; they may be the loftier notes of joy and gladness; God knows where the melodies of our natures are, and what discipline will cull them forth. Some with plaintive• songs must walk in the lowly vales all of life's weary way; others in loftier hymns shall sing of nothing but joy, as they thread the mountain tops of life; but they all unite without a discord or a jar, as the ascending anthem of loving and believing hearts finds its way into the chorus of the redeemed in heaven. He who -would become distinguished in ' manhood, and eminently ,useful to his corm- . try and the' world, must be contented to puss his boyhood and youth in obscurity' learning that which lie is to practice when he enters - upon the stage of action. DOUBTLESS CORREOT.—Mrs. BQggins says it is impossible for women to satisfy men in their style of dressing. A while ago•the pa pers ( were abusing women beCause their dresses were too large; now they, make fun of their new style of sacki because 'they are' so short. •She believes some'rtien 'would be pleased to see the women wear nothing at -all. RELIABLE..—FqinaIo correspondents I n Europe are thought more reliable, as they never miss the Milli awl are never tight lit cept when laced. The horse is not an affectionate ,aninial he don't'seent to care about his master ranch We have . seen, one attached to a wagon though. . . A SECRET eqttII3I3LIERS.•-•••Bet btief . ever r Short wortiti; rshoriiitibitcrietf ' apt, shers:stnriev, , ,: Tilde make . ular ,with editetri,44 01? lasketrs, ,; The strength of the "Saion tingitejie44 kit its shot.tuess. .- • • Glasses of liquor are the bum of Satan • '0:114 f f,,t 'w. :'P ..c. 0:)t ;"/,I:vj j °~Ul~~~~~`~;~g, ~,, . ~