.313:yr 331 air. VOLUME xix PCPNITICI.E:Lia. BOORS MARRIAOII. My dear, if you go out today, Put on your thickest shawl; There is some ice upon the walks, Be ear' ful not to fall. , Those rubbers you had better ware, They keep your feet so warm, And prove a safe-guard to the damp, In case that it should storm And then, my love, do not forget To tie around your neck, 'That scarf I bought the other day 7— d mean that 4ong4red check. af :it should rain, just call a coach, Bo you may not get wet / cikeerfully will pay the cost, For thee, my cherished pet. Good morning, sweetest; you will see Me here again this eve; Dull business tears me from thy side, Or else I would not leave. The day seems long from thee sway, But when night's shadows fall, How charming then to meet again, My love, my life, my all! AFTER MARRIAGE. , What makes you wrap yourself so close! . It surely is not cold; 'Tis foolish; doing this will make You prematurely old. Your rubbers! nonsense—'tis not wet ; Those shoes are thick enough; And then I really cannot see The use of that great muff. - - Cold, is it? well : suppose it be, I guess you will not freeze; It will not hurt you more than me, To feel ,the wintry breeze. Go, stop that little noisy brat, Before you leave the 'house, Gr else I'll take him to the pond s And throw him in carsoun. Bilk, you say ? just as you please, But I'll not foot the bill; • The women are such silly things, They prove man's bitterest pill. First wanting this, then wanting that; Expense is naught to them; Id ever I'm a Riaower, I'll ne'er be,caught again. pk. 74 I ifz - - - 110 nil d w i arrtliC,llllo4A THE MORMON WOMEN EFFECT OF POLYGAMY. Mr. Bowels, of the Springfield (Mass.) Republican, who accompanies Mr. -Colfax: iu his western trip, writes from Utah the follow ing account of the Mormon .women: do the Mormon women like and bear polygamy? is often asked. The univer sal testimony. of all but their husbands is that it is a grievous sorrow and burden; only cheerfully submitted to and embraced under a religious fanaticism and self-abnegation rare to behold and possible only to women. They are . taught to believe, and many of them really do believe, that through and by it they secure a higher and more glorious re ward in the future world. 'Lord Jesus has laid a heavy trial upon the,' said one poor, sweet woman, 'hut I mean to bear it for His sake, and for the glory be will grant w e in his kingdom.' This is the common. wail, the common-solace., Such are the teachings of the church; and I have no doubt both hus bands and wires alike often honestly accept this view of the odious practice, and seek and submit to polygamy as really God's holy service, calculated to make saints of therio selves and all associated' with them in the future world. Still a good deal of human nature is visable, both among the men in em bracing polygamy and in their wives in sub mitting to it.. "Mr. Young's testimony on this point is significant. .Other signs are not wanting in the looks and character of the men most of ten annointed in the holy bonds of matrimo ny, and in the well known disagreement of , the wives and many families. In some oases they live harmoniously and lovingly togeth er; oftener, it would, seem they have sepa rate parts of the same house, or even sepa rate hoiiees. The first wife is generally the recognized head 'of society and usually as sumes contempt for the others, regarding them as concubines, and not wives. But it. is a dreadful state of society to any one of fine feelings and true instincts; it robs mar ried life of all its sweet sentiment and com panionship; and while it degrades woman, brutalizes man, teaching him to despise and diimineer over his wives, over all - women.— It breads jealousy, distrust; and tempts to infidelity?,but the,poliee system of the church add the community is tio strict and constant that.it ii§-alainted , and believed-thelatter vice 5!. • • The effect upon the children cannot help being debasiegi.hewever,•well they may be gtiardecrand 'educated: I3at It' is 'a Chief failin l g t '',eveh seandaLte ,the Alornions, that Are 'providing children, whoiESllllll .everywhere.sa,did . the locusts Ad , Egypt, they have -: organized no .free school: system; fichotils 11,1 4 0 h6id .111 - every' ward of the, cityouid-prohably in eyery,ecuis'idei•abie Village, kevided" for' eveang• religious meetings under the direction dike WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, AUGUST 11, 1865. local bishops' but a tuition fee is exacted fur all who attend, and the pool are practically shut out. The anti.polygamists should agaitate at once an' earnest y ore orm ••is evil—it is a strong point against the domi nant party and . a weak one in the welfare of the 'territory. It is a good and encouraging sign to learn from intelligent sources that as the young girls, daughters of Mormons, grow up towomanhood they are indisposed to pol ygamy, and seek husbands among the Gen tiles rather than among their Own faith. "The soldiers at Camp Douglas, near this city, are illustrating one of the ways in which polygamy will fade away before . the popular principle. Two companies who went home to California last fall took about twenty-five .wives with them, recruited from the Mor mon flocks. There are now some fifty or more women in the camp who have flee thith er from town for protee Lion, or been seduced away from unhappy homes and fractional husbands; and all or neatly all find new hus bands among the soldiers. Only to-day a man with' three daughters, living in the city, applied to Col. George for leave to move up to the camp for a residence, in order, as 'he said, to save his children from polygamy, in tp which the bishops and elders of the church were urging him. The camp authorities tell many like stories; also of sadder applications if possible, for relief from actual poverty and from persecution in town. The Mormons have no poor house, and say they have , tio poor, permitting none by relieving all through works or gifts. But the last winter was so long and so severe, with wood at thirty and forty dollars a cord, that there was much real suffering, and the soldiers yielded to ex tensive demands upon the charity that the church authorities had neglected to fulfill or absolutely denied." Don't Judge by Appearances. Some years ago their arrived at the hotel erected near the Niagara Falls, an odd look ing man, whose appearances and deportment were quite in contrast with the crowds of well-dressed and polished 'figures which a dorned-the celebrated resort.. He seemed just to have sprung from the woods; his dress, which was made of tether, stood dread fully in need of repair, apparently not having felt the touch of a needlewoman -for many a month. • A wornout blanket, that might have served or a bed, was buckled to his shoul der, a large knife hung on one side, balanc ed by a long, rusty tin box on the other, and his beard, uncropped, tangled and course, fell down upon his bosom, as if to counterpoise the weight of the thick, dark locks that sup ported themselves on his back and shoulders. This strange being, to the spectators seem- • ingly half civilized, half savage, had a quick, glancing eye, and elastic firm movement, that would, no doubt, win its way through the breakers, both of the wilderness and of soci ety. He pushed his steps into the sitting room, unstrapped his little burden, quietly looked around for the landlord, and then modestly asked for breakfast. The host at first drew back with evident repugnance at the apparition whiich thus proposed to in trude its uncouth form among so many of the genteel visitors, but a few words - whispered in his ears speedily satisfied his doubts; the stranger took his place in the company, some shrugging, some staring, some laughing out right. Yet there was more in that single man than in'all the rest of the throng. He was an American woodsman, as he said; he was a genuine son of nature, yet had been entertained with distinction at the table of princes; learned societies to which the like of Clavier belonged, bowed down to welcome his presence; kings had been complimented whan ho spoke to them; in short, he was one whose fame will be growing brighter when the fashionables who laugh at him and many much greater than they shall be utterly per ished. From every hill-top and deop, shady grove, the birds, those blossoms of the air, will sing his name. The little wren will pipe it with his matin hymn about our house, the oriole carol it from the slender grasses of the meadows; the turtle dove roll it through the secret forest; the many-voiced mocking 'bird pour it along,• the air; and the imperial eagle, the bird of Washington, as he sits far up ~on the blue mountains, will scream it to the tem pest and the stars. lie was the late John J. Audobon, ornithologist. A NEGRO CLASS MEETING.—We find the following in the Western Christian Advo cate: In a negro class-meeting at Richmond Sam Johnson was Called on to 'pray,- and be fore he bad closed his prayer, the leader call ed out: "Sam Johnson. you may take your 'seat, and let Cuffee Sugen pray—kase he am bet ter quainted wid de Lord dan you am." Another was called upon to speak, and af ter speaking about five minutes, was called to order, and told if he could not speak "more to de pint dart dat he might take his seat."' An itinerant phrenologist stopped at a farm house the proprietor of which was bu sily engaged in threshing. 'Would you like for me to examine the heads of your child dren ? I will do it cheap.' 'Well,' said •tbe farmer, rather guesss they don't need it. The old woman combs, them with a fine tooth domb, once a week.' . . Open tin oyster, retain the liquor in the lower or deep shell, and. if . viewed tlyrcue_gh a microscope, it will be found to contain mul titudes of small oysters, covered with shells .and swimming nimbly about—one :-hundred and twenty of.which extent} but' oneinoh.— Besides these young oystlars, the liquor`con• - Was a variety of animalcules 'and ' myriads' 'of 'three distinct species 'of worms. • ' , t The Pittsburg Bar sent seventy two; or ;ore than one-half i members,. into the armrduring the war orush the slave hold er's rebellion. M‘Etatiiil7 . WOMV'Eir . a4Per Neutral in. 3Pc•litioEs aaadL. ReligiorL. A Romance of the War. • The Poukeepsie (N. Y.) Eagle tells •the stor "In the year-I.Bel, when he first call or troops was made, James Hendrick, a young man of 18, resolved to leave his father's roof in. Wisconsin and go forth to battle for the flag. At the time mentioned he was attach ed to a young girl of nearly the same age as himself, whose parents were rated among the 'rich ones' in that !motion of country. Her name was Ellen Goodridge. Pievious to leaving for the seat of war, he informed her of his intentions, promising to return in a few months, After the first battle Bull Run, his regiment went to Washington, and re ceiving a Lieutenant's commission, Hendrick resolved to enter the service,for three years, and wrote to his parents and sweethart to that effect. The news was received by the girl with foreboding s, and she resolved to ac company him. Sh e. immediately acquainted her parents with her resolve, who; - in - replyi turned her from the house, and bade her never come back. "She went, and finding out . her lover's regiment, obtained permission to do the cook ing at the Colonel's headquarters. She fol lowed the regiment through the battles of Gettysburg, Antietam, Frederic,ksburg, the Wildernesss, Cold Harbor, Petersburg and Richmona, and in the intervening time went out with young Hendrick in many skirmish es and raids, in ot — i - e — cif - Whielf - she was wound in the left arm, the ball making a very bad flesh wound. After Lee surrendered, the object of her choice was taken deathly sick, and he was forwarded .in an ambulance to Washington, where he was placed in the hos pital Here again her noble heart showed itself'. She watched over him, bathed his fevered brow, read t. him, wrote 'home let ters for him, and shortly thereafter, with a broken heart, closed his eyes in death. The "day before an Episcopal minister joined the two in holy wedlock—he dying with a pain ful disease and she nearly crazed with the thought that atter four long years of-suffer ing, he for whom she had given up home, and friends, everything dear on earth, and for whom she had braved every. danger, had gone to another world. "The poor girl passed up on the Hudson River Railroad on Thursday, for her home in the far West, not knowing or oaring what sort of a reception awaited her there." A Happy Home A pleasant and sensible writer hays that in a happy home there will be no fault find ing, over-bearing spirit—there will be no peevishness nor fretfulness. Unkindness will not dwell in the heart or be on the tongue. 0, the tears, the sighs, the wasting of life and health, strength and time of all, that is most to be desired in a happy home, occa sioned merely by unkind words! The cele brated Mr. Wesley remarks to this effect, namely, that fretting and scolding seem like tearing the flesh from the bones, and that we have no more right to be guilty of this sin, than we have to curse and swear and steal. In a perfect, happy home, all selfishness will be removed. Even as "Christ pleased not himself," so the members of a happy home will not seek first to ,please themselves, but will seek to please each other. Cheerfulness is another ingredient ; in a happy home. How much does a sweet smile emanating froni a, heart fraught with love and kindness contribute to render a home happy ! How attractive, how soothing is that sweet cheerfulness that is borne on the countenance of wife and mother I How do the parent and child, the brother and sister, the mistress and servant dwell with delight on those cheerful locks, those confiding smiles that beam from the eye, and burst from the inmost soul of those who are near and dear. How it hasteni the return of the father, lightens the cares of the mother, renders it more easy for youth to resist temptation, and, drawn by the cords of affection, how it indues them with loving hearts'to return to the parental roof. 0 that parents would lay this subject to heart-- z by untiring effort they would so far render home more happy, that their children and domestics shall not look for happiness in forbidden paths! Water with a Nigger in it. The Cops met with quite an incident the other day on "Copperhead Hill." They, as everybody knows, hate negroett awfully, some of them almost faint when the, subject of "Nigger" is broached. But to our story-- A gentleman of our acquaintance has a very sprightly negro boy, as black as a hat, say 8 or 10 years old, who found his way to the "Hill" on celebration day. The little fel low, like everybody, else on the Hill, became very warm, and probably thirsty—seeing a, barrel of water standing near by, he reasona bly enough came to the conclusion that it would be a comfortable place to bathe, and into the barrel he slipped. Water was scarce, and he was soon discovered. jerked out of the barrel; and would have been lynched on, the spbt had it not been for fear of offending the old gentleman who, claimed him as his servant. Of course very few persons, saw the affair, and in a comparatively short time the thirsty Cops had drank ,the last drop of water, yea, the very dregki,., so indiscreetly flavored by the "sweet scented, nigger."— Our informant vouches for the truth of. the story. We know these fellows have "nigger on the brain," but we never expected them to get the nigger in the stotunch. We have beard of "Lemonade with a fly, in it,".but this is the first time that we have heard of taking water with a nigger in it: 011, Cops, how do y'ou like thematerd,elicately flavored with the sweet 'scented aigger?—Bedford (Pa.) inquirer, • , A clergyman once, posted the following notice on Ale, 'gate, at his ,ohnieh:—“Fouad, two hats in my stiawberry bed... The °Wu er can have thorn by towing ,OrOperty.'" - - . -Wc-doet -believe .the_dinera .will call for them. . DESERTED. • • „ The river flowed with the light on its breist, • d - the waves went - eliying .y, And the round red sun went dawn in the west, When my love's loving lips to my lips were prest Under the evening sky. ' . Now weeping slope, by the river I stray, For my love has left me this mony s day, Left me to droop and die. AS the river flowed then, the river flows still, Is ripple and foam and spray, • On by the church, and round by the hill, And under the sluice of the old burnt mill, And out to the fading day; • But I love it no more, for delight grows cold, When the song is sung and • the tale is told, And the bean is given away. Oh, river, run far ! Oh, river, run fast ! Oh, weeds float out to the sea ! For the sun has gone — dowtron - my-beautiful-past,4 And the Hopes that like bread on the waters I cast, Have drifted away like thee! So the dream it is fled, and the day it is done, And my lips still murmur the nano of one Who will never come back to me ! putIPOBII I.l:lllll:fikeVar.Vg:ltajwi The Philadelphia Pennsylvanian had the following good story among its police re -ports: As Mrs. Stansbury, residing in a court running from Race, below Sixth street, was about to bring a bucket of water from the hydrant last night, she found au old basket suspended from the knob of the front door. Putting her hand into the basket, she felt something alive and kicking, but so wrap ped up. in the rags that no farther discovery could be made without unwrapping the ob ject. A piece of paper, folded like a letter, lay by She side of the animated bundle.— Mrs. Stansbury imtnedititely returned into the house, and by the light of the_lamp ex amined the billet. It was directed to her husband. She tremulously broke the seal and read as follows: "TO JOE STAtcsnuaY.—Sir: I send you the baby, which you will please take good care of, and bring up right, so that it may turn, out to be a better man than its daddy. Oh, Joseph! what a shy old rake Tiu are 1-- Who would think that such a sober old spin dleshanks-could be such a tearing-down sin nor? The child is yours—you may swear to that. Look at it—it is Joe Stansbury all over:• You deceived.me shamefully, Joe— letting on to be a widower! But do a fath er's duty by the young one, and I'll forgive you. "Your heartbroken NANCY." "P. S.—Don't let that sharp nosed wife of yours see this letter. Gammon' her with some kind of a story about the baby. Mr. Stansbury was in the basement kitch en, quietly eating his supper, and little im agining what a storm was brewing over his head. The door of the kitchen was violent ly thrown open, and his wife's voice yelled out— "Stansbury, come up hero, you villain ! Here's a mess fur you !" The astonished Stansbury hastily obeyed the summons. "Don't you want to see Nancy, the heart broken Nancy?" cried Mrs Stansbury, when her guilty husband hobbled up into the room. "Nancy what Nancy's that ?" said the sly old rogue, in well-feigned astonishment. "Why, Nancy the mother of this baby that's been hung up at the door, Mr, Stans bury! Oh, you look mighty innocent, but just read this letter, and then look into that basket! Don't be afraid—it won't bite; it's got no teeth, pooething. You'll know it ; for as the hussy says, it's just like you, all over. Please goodness, I'll expose you be fore everybody?' In less than five minutes, Mrs. Stansbury bad collected a room full of spectators—half the inhabitants of the court—to witness the process of unwrapping the baby. Anxious expectation sat on every countenance, a; the jealous lady tore away rag after rag•from the body of the foundling, the vigorous move ment of which astonished everybody. "It is full of the devil already;' said Mrs. S., "that shows its his. You'll soon see that it is like him in.everything." At last all the swaddling cloths being re moved, out jumped' the baby, and- made its escape through the open door. It was a big torn cat ! Eleven Children in Four Years We met a widow woman from 'Tennessee yesterday, twenty-one years old and the moth er of cloven children. She married when she was fifteen years • of age, , and in nine months thereafter was the mother of three live healthy chilldren. In the next twelve months she gave birth to twin girls; then inside of the next twelve months she was the mother of triplets again, two boys and, a girl; then after a pause of eighteen months, she presented her husband with another round of triplets, two girls and a boy; and she ar rived in our town with the entire lot. Her husband•lost his life at the, battle of Stone River, and she and her interesting and bright eyed little merry group were left to find their way, upon the charity of our people, to her friends in . the middle portion of Illinois, where she `expects to be placed beyond all such• bUtnifriting necessities. Her•short life has been eventful as well as prolific of events. She looks remarkably young and active, and if there is. no .preventing Providence, we will go,security on her. some day ,securing the country in, whieh.she locates from, all drafts for the army.--Cairn Dentgerai. "Now,, ohildreo,",asked a school inspec tor, ','.who loves all tueo'?"' A. little girl, opt four years old, and. eviden,tly 'not:pot4cd 'the cateehiluf auswersequielily'. ' wen." 6`Beastly" Intoxitsation The most remakable ease of intoxication ever heard of is relatedhy fbe Troy Timm About a month ago an illicit whiskey distill ry was in full blast on Green Island, ne Troy. One night—it was a "still" night. the man r luting the machitte had made eigh teen gallons f whisky, and put it in the open air to cool. long came' a cow. She was thirsty, and the average looked inviting.— : She swallowed qv ry drop—eighteen gallons unreotified whiskey, warranted to kill at forty rods. The cow has been drunk ever since.— She staggered home and is now in the fourth week of a grand old bender. The cow eats nothing; falls down whenever they try to raise her tip; and has become as lean as a crow in stead of a cow. This cow, besides, had a young calf, - whose strange behavior ' first led to the discovery of the state of the . cow. It reeled round and round , and lifting three legs and a tail in ttte air, actually spun. 'on the fourth leg. The owner of the cow was an orthodox — deacon, who had Gough to leave off intoxicating beverages.— Being of scientific habits,be tasted the milk of the cow; to see what had produced such strange, symptoms. Be found—it was milk punch, and, having once tasted he continued, r drinking, and it was, the quantity thus taken from the animal by man and =lf that made her "as lean as a crow." Chemical analysis proves that t h e casein had all changed to whiskey; but the deacon will have 'to re late his exprrience to a consistory of farmers to have his story believed and recover his upright position.' Whether the cow will ever get sober, or end her life in a fit of delirium tremens, is a question , to which we shall look anxiously to see the ablution of. Passing Under the Rod No one born of a woman, has o'er ex;sted or will ever exist, who has not felt in some degree, the weight of an afflictive rod, Job was not the only mortal who has cried, in bit terness of heart, "Oh, that I were dead ! Life is at best a scene of trial, though to some the ordeal is more bitter than to - others Affliction- . creeps unbidden into the closet 'bound circle. We may watch with uuslum tiering care over the forms of our loved ones but man's destiny is nuitherably written on the records of the past as well as-the present, and that fate no one ban escape. See filial love stooping over the couch where lies the forms of those who, in life's• earlier hours, shielded us, as far as might be, from the rude storm. Every fibre of the heart clings with ivy-like tenacity to the spirit flickering to its last fading.ray. What anguish fills the soul! What heartfelt orisons are poured forth, that the life of the loved one miy be spared. But the Eternal Wisdom calls that soul, away from its struggle,' to a final rest. With bleeding hearts the afflicted ones pass under the rod. Parental solicitude watches with undying interest, the progress of its embodied love! After many years, the prodigal wan derer may return to yield his last breath, where, surrounded by dear associates, he drew the first. Who should say that there is no affliction there? Look' to the cemetery and other spots of nature, where lie entombr ad the buried treasures of many a heart.— Over that small, mound, where roses bloom in trange beauty, bends a form convulsed whit grief. Some few months ago, a little chirub lay in that mother's lap, giving back smile for smile, and flashing from the. orbs that had borrowed the hues of their native Heaven, glad hopes for the future. Now it sleeps!. Torn from the arm's that entwined it, covered with the cold earth, a prey to the wasting elements at work where the time long sleepers rest! Is not this passing un der the rod? How many a tearful eye will gaze upon our homely sketch? ff=frlZlA An odd genius entered the saloon adjoin ing Ford's Theatre, where Booth took his last drink of brandy just before he murder ed Piesident Lincoln, and inquired of the barkeeper: • 'Have you the same bottle on hand out of which Booth drunk on the night of the as sassination ?' 'Yes, sir.' 'And the same brandy in it ?' 'Yes, sir.' 'Can I have a drink of that same brandy out of that same bottle ?' 'Yes, air.' 'Let's hare it.' . The visitor tastes the brandy, makes a wry face, and continues: 'And that's the same brandy that Booth drank?'. 'Yes, sir.' 'Well, I don't wonder that he killed the President. A drink of that brandy would make a man kill his grand-mother A certain judge was obliged to sleep with an 'Millman in a . crowded hotel, when the following conversation ensued: 4iPat, you would have remained a long time -in the old country before you could. have slept wifh•a judge, would.yott not?" - Yes," yer honor," said rat, "and I think yer honor would have been. a long time in the ould country before ye'd been a judge, too." A young lady objected to' a negro carry ing her across a mudhole because she thought herself too heavy. "Lox ' s missus," said Saar bo imploringly, "I'se carried whole barzuls of snear.' Children and fools, says,an, old adage ] al ways tell the truth. "Mother sent me," said a ,little girls "to,sume and: 'ask you to .take tea ; with her,1148, -, ,eyening." "Did she say at what time, my dear?" "NA?, ma'am; she only said.abe would ask you, and thou it would be off her mind."' , r Eray plain "girl has one consolation. 'lf she is eist_a prat," youpg girl, she will., if : she liras, be &pretty old oue. iiil2l,4o`; . re* '"iteigestr ' NUMBER 8 Emancipated White Men. .n President 'Job ison'sietter,exeneing his !whine-at, the t.,,,lictuouioa at Gettysbirg the Fourth, iceurs this passage: In your joy to-morrow, I trust' you will forget the thousands of whites as well as Its whom the war has enitmelpated, who hail .this Fourth of July with. a delight which no . previous anniversary of, the Decla ration of Independence ever gave them.— Controlled'sd long by ambitious, selfish lea ders, who used them for their own unworthy ends, they 'are, now free to serve and cherish the Godernthetit againSt whose life they in their blindness struen. lam greatly mista koo if, in the States lately in rebellion, we do not henceforth' have such an exhibition of loyalty and patriotism as was never seen or felt there before." 'Here 'is an idea which we fear may he for gotten in our jobilations over the return of peace, and in the attention we devote to the conditien of the emancipated blacks: We - are - p rone-to-th in k_that_t h e curse of Sladefy rested upon the negro alone, and that a rtli whites of the South were benefitted by the institution. This is a great Mistake, for the Slave' aristocracy 'degraded the poor white Man far more, if it were, possible, than 'the negro. The Scuthern people regarded sla very as the natural condition of the latter-- to toil and labor that his master might live in case and luxury; but when the white man engaged in honest, laborious industry, he Was regarded as havino' fallen - from the na tural dignittof the'wriite man, and forfeit ed the• respect incident therett ~It is a pain ful fact that the late war fell with .crushing fore() upon the southern poor white man.— The 'rich tnan—tlie 'slaveholder in whose in terest and for whom the rebellion was inati gurated, enjoyed such immunities from ser vice in the field as .he desired, while the poor man indiscriminately conscripted and' cotn polled to fight the rich man's battleS. The war being over, these meta, emanci pated from the blighting evils of slavery, have rdturne'd - to their - homes - in - penury - arid -want I eases_us_to_obser_v_e_t that Presi dent Johnson has nut forgotten their condi _tiou, uud that in, the - reconstruction of the Southern States lie relies upon the loyalty of a class of people' who have been the great. est sufferers by the late rebellion. The lat ter admonishes us not to expend all our sym pathy upon the negro, but in our schemes for the improvement of, the freedmen to re member the white man us- well.—Pitts. Gaz. HoxV Long Shall I Live? You will livb forever: There are no dead. The blow Which struck assunder body and spirit did not end the spir it'soatall life. And so the c g myriads of the past, Whose dust has long sin mingled with the,soil "stillilive," The men omen and chil (hen of Noah's day, and Abraham's and Da vid's the motely tribes that herded, beneath the crescent of the Arabian prophet, the swarms of. Goth and Hun, Tartar and Van dal, that swept the plains of the Eastern world: the rechnrin that roamed the forest of the Western World, and left in mounds and tree grown ruins the dim 'history of their earthly existence— all these are . yet alive. They cannot die. Immortality is their birth right and inheritance. With the first breath of life they inhaled immortality. No. On the.high way of heaven none fall. In the hollows of hell none arise. You have fixed your state forever when you leave this world. The case is closed. You have either united yourself to Christ with an eternal love, which no possibility can sun4er, or have entombed your soul in sorrows which no pos sibilty can lift off. All change must be made this si:le the grave; there is no change beyond. Tho preparation must be finished here; for there, there is no time. Time is ended, and you aro in eternity. The decree is unaltera ble::"He who is filthy, let him be filthy, still; he who is holy, - let him be holy still.; • How long will you live? You will litre , forever; and your life there will depend on your life here. Every day, as you complete, it will reappear in the years to come. Ev ery hour, moment,' as it hurries on its way, leaves a page :.o read before the throne. Ev ery word, every act, every thought and feel ing of our hearts, records itself imperishably iu the memory of One who never forgets.— You are writing your life for eternity. An emi g rant , who had been somewhat roughly dolt with by the "wild cat" gentry of Virginia City, ,thus express his opinion of that lively town:— "If Gabriel happens to light at Virginia City there'll. be no resurrection,_ for they'll swindle , him out of -his horn beore he can Anake a single toot!" DONE.---:.0flo day, just as an En glish officer had arrived at Vienna, the Em press, knowing 'that he bad seen a certain princess much celebrated for her beauty, ask ed if it .were really true that she was the most beautiful woman ho had ever seen?---- 1 thought so yesterday," he replied. "Mr. D , if you'll got my pants done by Saturday„ I shall be forever indebt ed to you." . "It • that's your game they'll not.be done, sure," said• the tailor, Why cannot two Bleeder pereoas ever be come greagritodel. Because they will al• ways be alight.acquaiatasees. • Why is a, crow a brave bird? Because be never 'sfiews the white 'feather: • • • WhSt is'the aiffererice between a, church organist atitV-th6 . 'influenza Ans•—One stops the nose, and - the , other knows the ' " • .• al goat is'ilev6r the more reverend fog his beard:: , : ;t:. ,t!lea s piilea of It.sapo , r dart, . : . , . !nair'4iii; . ;;,.c . o;rd ev3o crobriiictil but . a . coward 'bib oaver Crgivo.