121. yr "Wei 331e0"-V. "VOLUME XVIII LATEST ARRIVAL OF NEW lly CMS GEO, STOVER 'S, - iNttlftesboro 9 f Par -o---- 111 . 201KFT.11. fbr kind favors and phtronifge here tofore bestoWed upon kith, again appears before the public to solicit' a continuance of the same.— He having jusltetUrned from the eastcfn cities *lib a- fine-and-Well-selected stock of new FALL AND WANTED D I 9 Which - he - inter% selling at - very 101 v rates, which he knows he can do to the satisiaction of call and examine his stock. Below you will find ennmerated a few articles Which will he found .atnong his stock to which he calls your attention. ' FOR irilk IE4 ICIP 111E1 Miit• He has a large assortme of These Goods consisting part of Chalice. Printed and Plain Delaineo, Brk, Fig'd and Cord Silks, Prdid Mohair, Bereges, Medona (Moth, Laiellas, French and donate Ginghams Poplins, Pongee Mixture, • Cloth for Ladie•, Wrapings, . • Gloves, frosiery, in great variety. GENTLEMEN'S WEAR, broad Cloths, Black and Fancy Cassini-ties, Union Cassimeres, Puck Linens, Cottonades, Suinmev Coatings, • Tweeds, 'Myst Cord, Marsailles, • Bilk Vesting, Velvatine "wings ' of n'tl kinds; in fact a fun assotment of goods for Gentle men wear. Also a larger and well selected stock of DOMESTIC .GOODSO Mullin, Ticking; and a complete a assortment of Notions. It's no use [trying to ehtimerate. tf ust call in and you will find him ready to writ on you with pleasure. To persons having country Prodhce to sell, tbey WU find it to their advantage to bring it to Sto— ter's,as he always gives the highest market price. So give him a call, and he will sell you goods as cheap as they can be purchased elsewhere. • Nov. 11, 1864. '{AESI 18EPUL AT FOMIIMAN'S DREG STORE! r t eiVtt =Tit A .V 4 OULD tender his thanks to the community and still bblicit IA patronage of a generous }public who *tint anything in his line. Inasmuch us he has ottlatei'd his stock se as to he enabled to ahltwer ill calls or anything and everything usually found in a Drug Store; and hrt9• a thorough ac quaintance With the butintios, lie hopes to gain the confidence of the Comitinnity. He Will pay par ticular attention to,filling physitians t Presdiptions, and more,care and precalition Used in *lilting up on children than adults. NIZI nil DOMESTIC MS, Choice Wines and Liquors for medicinal and sacramental purposes, Patent Medicines in endless in variety, including all that•have been made up to this data and some that are yet in embryo. Also White Lend, Zinc, Paint, Whiting and Varnishes or house building or inside work, besides nil sizes , of-Cdass. Commercial Note, Pods Cap and Let• ter Paper always on hand, with a variety of Enve. sops of different sizes and cokes. Bnishes, Combs Pomade, Fancy Soap Hair Oil; Colognes, Essen ces, Flavoring Extracts, and numerous articles in the Fancy line on hand and offered for sale cheap ^er than ever offered before. Also a large assortment of Kerosene Oil Lamps, Chimneys, Shades and Wicks, and Kerosene Oil to fill them. A general assortment of Fruits and 'Confectionares,.. Tobacco and Cigars. . September 4, 1863. • lilentzer's Horse & Cattle Powder. M: STONER. liaving r ptuchased of Mr. Mertzer4be recipe for niakitthe a ore far-lamed Horse'snal Cattle Powder, for Pennsylva nia and. Marylautktakes, this method of informing the fermate, drovers, dm., that be has on hand and intends, keeping a good supply, always on hand.— Country merchants and others keeping .such articles for sale,. would do men ' to supply themselves with a 'quantity. lie will sell it on commission. or for cash 'cheap. 'Orders wt be ptinettiady attended to. January 31. „ .w.14.11Te • M'S patent !doll►—W-rtnger for sale at the sign' of the Big acd.Horn .D. B. Beam.. &Agent hr Franklin county. (July 11 '112.) le . WAYMBORO', PO~7T=C~:~r3:.~ EMT WISHES. r *ollltl not *ear a golden cfo•• Nor reign upon .a throne; ut o'er one true and loving heart I aould be qtttett•alone. w . ould'-not-haire-averifile-throng- - • - Press round to be* the knee; not "one light, Bee and eager step Haim homewarti onto me. D would not have a sumptuous couch,. When pain had laid me low; Bat one dear arm fold my form, - One hand to press my brow. 1 iironld not have proud marble piled Upon my lowly head;. But simple stone and-grassy mound,• And one to weep me dead. would, beloved, to thee and me. The priceless pent be given. That thy true heart may meet my earn, And each love each in heavent We are but minittet—Little thing; Each - one . furnithed with. sixty yr ipgs;. With which we Ay on our unseen track s And not a minute ever comes back. We are but minutes—each one bears Its little burden of joys and cares; Patiently talie the minutes of pain, The worst of minutes cannot remain: We are but•minutes; when we bring Few of the diops from pleasure's spring!. Taste their sweetness while yet we step, It takes but a minute Co fly away. We are but minutes—fist us well; For bow we taro used ire must one day tell; Who uses minutes has hours to uso; Who loses minutes has years to lose. I.JA • el. er-,4Q•i-40q THE UNKNOWN ATTORNEY A STORY OF TEXAN LIFE It Itras' my fortune or misfortune, which ever you choose, fo hold, some ten or twelve years ago ; what is called a "sit" on a small• paper published in one of the middle coun ties of Teins. At that time that portion of the country was in little better than a half civilized con dition. The little village in which I was a sojourner could boast of its" Vigilance Com mittee,l' and more than once did it tall to my lot to put in type the fate of some unfertu natewretch who had been taught doing an 61111111.111'11. dmaloving portion of the totnmunity, Horse stealing was considered a very grave offence, and to be found in the neighborhood of any stable after nightfall_ would be sure to place one under suspicion of having dis honest motives ; and woe betide you if a horse was missed soon after. But the crime which was surest to meet with summary punish ment was "tampering," as they termed it, "with their Diggers. The limb of a tree and a horse halter were sure to follow, with but the interlude of fifteen minutes, in which time . the culprit was supposed to make his peace with God and man. In the town Was a man named John Dean, who possessed considerable • property which he had acquired by means of that very dis reputable (even among the Southerners them selvei) business of slave.trading; and though some of the lower class of the people court ed his favor, he was passed by the better portion of society. I had not been long in the place when Dean betameimpressed with the idea that it would add greatly to his im portance if he were to connect himself with the church, for he had now grown rather old to follow the business to which he had devoted soul and body during the whole of his life. Accordingly he became a member of the only one is the plane--a Methodist— and was received by them as they always re ceive the "weary wanderers" who are seek ing to find a refuge against the wrath of an insulted Deity. After this Dean was much more respected and as he contributed liber ally towards the various Charitable demands of the church, he was fast approaching that Much desired name of a "pillar." We had at this time for a pastor a man wbo preached as if he believed that slavery was really a "divine institution," and that his whole duty was to help extend it. The next spring, however, brought a change, for the conference sent us a young man, who re, cently had been transferred from Mae of the Eastern conferences- He was a man whose eye denoted no fear; yet there was about hint that calm and gentlemanly. .demeanor that tOld•him to be a true Christian. With him came his wite, a gentle and a kind woman, whose whole arm seemed to• be do all the good that lay in her power to every ono. • Mr. Kinney (therminister)_had—not—been_ with us long when ho gave offeuee to Dean in ono of his sermons, and—th—e—Tet-lialt—Was that Dean wade .a great noise abetit it, and used some very insulting language concern ing the minister. • This comiug . to the knowl. edge of the leading moo in the church, Dean was promptly expelled:froth its connection ; but vowed that he would be revenged., Soon after this several Degrees .were miss ed in sueoeusion and the people' became a - _ Tiff full to find out the criminals. Dean rrilide limscl(very causpicuou••; hut no clue could Varkinit NemcVM , ENstrber r Mirenzireil ./* FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA,. FRIDAY AIMING, MARCH 17, 1805. , be obtained. • One nighty holevery Dean missed one of his servant; anlleat day emit. menoed to look for him. The whale town was ransacked except — thn: Minister's house' and premises: Doan said •be woldd scarab them, and accompanied by two. of the "'coin— mittee" .roceeded- to do unsung negro in• .T r. Kinney's stable.loft, hid among the hay, being heavily drugged, audiectrely tied,. haud- - and foot, with his mouth gagged, to. prevent him giving_apy_ arn► in case - the - effects ofthanitidUii pass. ed. off before he was removed. The darkey could give no account of himself. The min ister was arrested at ixtee. In. vain did he protest his innocence. The proof was sum.. ment to.condemn. him in the minds of that community, and , he was led away to the woods to be executed. His wife follenved, and,.be cause of her earnest pleadings and his,previ one good character, they relented from their purpose and took him to the. jail, there. to await his trial. His .wife stayed with him during the whole• of his long confinement,. (some four or five months,) and won. not a few friends by her unwavering devotion to her unfortunate husband. The time for his- trial drew near, and al though sev eral lawyers • had been engaged, they all deserted him for some eause_or , oth er, and most 'of them were now arrayed a gainst him. A few of us had our surpicions that_Dean's money was at work among them, but we bad too much regard for our own wel fare to say anything. The day of trial came, and after•some lit tle preliminary business had been arranged, Kioney's case was called. "Where is your counsel P' Asked the Judge. "1 have none sir," he said• politely. "I have / engaged several, and they have all for• saken me." "Well, it is hard," replied the' Judge, "but the case will have to go , on. Will any gentleman volunteer to A• fe < < , • , As the Judge asked this question a death like silence prevailed in the court house„that *as almost painful to bear. Several minutes elapsed, and still no answer. When the trial bad opened a rough-look ing_young_man_had-been-seen-to enter the court room and quietly take' his position in the crowd. He had a wild and reckless look, but was not noticed much, on account of the• interest that was manifested in the trial that was going on. In his hand was the iuseper. able companion of the e woodsman—a trusty He watched a few moments, and see ing no one offer their services, elbowed his way through the crowd, and; stepping in front of the Judge's desk, said : "If it please your Honor, I will defend the prisoner." The Judge was dumbfounded, and came very near making use' of an .oath, but rep i membering the dignity of his position, ask. I ed: are "Who r you, sir ?" "My name matters not," was the reply.-- "The courtesy of the Court would allow me to practice in one case, at least, But here is my license, signed by the highest tribu nal in the land," at the same time handing the Jud;re a lar : e earchment sheet u ion which was affixed the well known seal of the Supreme Court of the United States. The Judge glanced it over, and folding it up handed it back with a dignified bow, saying as he did so: "That is sufficient, sir." The man took a seat at the rough bar, and the ease proceeded. The lawyer who was to open the case arose, and proceeded to state - what he expected to prove, and having fin ished his part of the speech, ventured to • in dulge In some remarks concerning the stran ger. Not a muscle of the unknown moved, and save for fiery flashing of his eye, one might have taken him for a mute, so calm and undisturbed did he appear. Having finished, .the witnesses were called, and one after the other were examined Kinney's attorney asked but few questions, and wok no notes whatever. Silent and un concerned he appeared among,that motley group. The evidence was very conclusive, and we were already looking upon the pris oner, as he sat in the criminal box, with his care-worn and beautiful wife by his side, as a convicted man. When .Dean was called, however, a flush was seen to cross the face of the stranger. The prosecution had fin. ished their interrogations, and Dean was a bout to step down from the witness stand when he was called back by the counsel for the defence. Fixing his' eye steadily on him, but still maintaining . his almost statue-like position he commenced questioning him. Dean quiv ered like an aspen leaf beneath that search ing gaze, yet managed to answer to the ap parent satisfaction of thoie who were array ed against the prisoner. The questions put to him were but few and brief, and soon he was dismissed. Kinnny's counsel called but one .witness in the defence, a man who kept the only drug-store in the place, and he swore that he had sold Dean a large dose of a powerful,nar cotic two or three days before the disappear ance of the negro. The counsel for the prosecution arose and ono after the other proceeded to portray the heinous crime , that had been cotnmitted f the clearness of the evidence, and the consequen ces of such an act upon the community.— Am... those echo took 'art in the case a- gainat the prisoner where some w o ba earned cousiderablo reputation as legal men. All of them .did their best. . _ The people of those back settlements -are easily woved.to, acts of violence, and it was only brthe aterts appeals of the judge they could be iudueed to let the law take its course. Having fair 4 coeVicted Kinney,in the minds of those assembled., they turned on his attor ney-and again hurled at him-all the torrent t--denutrei4ory—cloqueoro—that—they _. masters of'. The listeners became restive, slid soon were heard shouts of, "Bang him I. What right has ho' to eorao.here to meddle with our af faits." Still the lawyer Who was• speaking went on, an atlength 'some of the more impul sive made a dash , at• the youcg stranger, with e intention of lynching hilt. Seizing his rifle and springing back, he said, bringing it at the same time 'to his shoulder: "Back, - cowards. -- Advance one step _and -I-will fire: lam Vitt one among many, but I;will sell •my life as dearly as possible." Awed by. hie determined, manner, arid the stern voice of the judge, they cowed down titre he again. seated himself, keepirig his eyes on the assembly with his rifle still in his hand. The prosecution finished; and now came his turn. He. arose and. leaning one hand on his rifle, commenced in rktoqe of voice so low that it could hardly be heard. But di rectly he. began to warns- with the subject and as he proceeded it seemed as if an un earthly being stood in that rough court room. Throwing back the long 'dark hair, that fell in thickness around his head and neck, he proceeded directly to Deat:es evidence, and soon 'showed conclusively that it was all a mass of inconsistencies. The audience were beginning- to- open - their- eyes Dean left the. room.— Then turning to the prisoner he told the jury of the ,wrong that had been done him; of'the villainies Dean had prac ticed toward him ; how he had himself hired a man to steal the negroes; how he had hid the negro in Kinney's stable•loft ;. bow Dean had been prompted to all this by the fact of being expelled from the church. By this time_the_apectators were all on their feet, and their heavy breathings could be heard distinctly. Next 'wheeling suddenly around he dealt out upon the lawyers who had as sailed him such a display of forensic talent; abashed ,and confused they lowered their heads and tried to hide their shame as best - ' I Again turning 'to , those of the audience who had attackeLitim,—he—proceede - d — o plead for mercy upon the wretches who had thus attempted to barter away the life of an unoffenning man. Such a display of elo quence I have never before heard nor never again expect to.' It was like the whirlwind driving all before it. It was more than that excitable people could bear. Some shed tears, others yelled only as a Texan can.— All were roused to their highest pitch. . He finished and took his scat, and the State's Attorney arose and seeing the turn that the case, had taken begged - the crowd to becalm, and asked the jury to acquit.— They did so, without leaving their seats., Amid tumultuous. shouts, 31r. Kinney and his wife were borne back to the parsonage. Some•of the roughest made an attempt to seize the most prominent lawyer who had been arrayed against the prisoner, but again the stranger sprang to his feet and. standing between him and them waved them away, while with his rifle at Ms shoulder he said. "Back, cowards. back He is but one and you are many 1" The crowd fell back, and in the confusion of the moment the stranger disappeared. Dean was , never again seen in the place, an' . not long after a power orattorney came authorizing one of the most prominent men in the place to dispose of his property and send him the proceeds. Mr. Kinney preached the next Sunday, but it was . last sermon with us. He had enough of Texan life, and returned North. When the present war broke out he went as chaplain of one of the Now York regiments and was killed at tho battle , of Savage Station. I=ll= A Hard One. Bill bad been' to sea; and on his return he was narrating to his uncle an adventure which he had met on board a ship, "I was one night leaning over the taffrail looting down into the mighty ocean;" said William, "when my gold watch fell from my fob and immediately sunk out of sight. The vessel was going ton knots an hour; but nothing daunted, I sprang over the rail down and after a long search, found it; came up close'under the stern, and climbed back to the deck, without any one knowing I had been absent." "William," said his uncle, slightly eleva- ting his broad brim and opening his' eyes to their widest capacity, Low fast did thee say the vessel was• gaing ?" "Ten knots an hour." • "And thee dove down into the sea and came up with the watch, and climbed up the rubber chains "Yes, uncle." " "And thee expects me to believe thy sto ry ?" "Of course I You wouldn't thinicsof 'cal ling me a liar ?" "William," replied the uncle gravely "thee knows, I never call anybody names; but the . Mayor of the city were to come to me and say, Josiah I want to find the biggest liar in Philadalphin, I would come straight to thee, and say to , thee, Wil liam, Mayor Henry wants to see thee." A BOY'S PRAYER.-A Presbyterian cler gyman In northern lieyr Ycirk had two smart 'boys, just old enough to have inquiring minds, but not to discern Abe reason of thin's. 'They' were taught to pray, and' the' e etency ana nee. e prayer were •at y im pressed upon them. Both boys had a patch of - "tuckerbr"por corn in the garden; and the growing' blades tie watched with in terest, a rmall reward being 'held out to stimulate their industry, • One day, the fath er walking 'near the' 'path,: heard the voice of the youngest solemnly engaged in prayer and drawing near' listened to' the following petition,: 1 1 I I • II • 1 I I I ' M corn, but 'mike brother Satit's grow nil little Amen :" A VISION. . . The. followi ng, accMint of a vision is from the Western MOlion Advocate r: N. B. had teem tiviee Married, but was I left a; second time a widOwer with.= (laugh- ' tees and one soni After these bereavements,. Mr. B. inferrett the Lord diduot dethign him to ebjoy the blessing of a wife; and be re solved to sacrifice all personal , oontenienies and enjoyments of the conjugal relation, and never attempt to 'select another partner in life. This resolutionhe sacredly. kept for nearly tbree o yearti„iih the argitinents and 3 counsel etthe ininiate •of the Circuit, in the State of Delaware . ; tirevaifeclo Oif hint to change his Mind. The consideration of his numerous family Off diiiighters rot:ll4ring so mueli a. mothers mire. and instruction, was one of the strong reasons thatindimed bin to admit that his resolution Might be found in error. The minister, encouraged by the good impression he had made, and the in fluence he bad gained over Mr. 8., took the liberty to name to him an, excellent wife and a good settler for his children, and.appoint ed the time and :place for Mr. B. to meet him and be introduced to her. Some oc currence took place which prevented Mi. B. from meeting the minister aecordidg to ap= - pointment. The minister, intent upon,. his plan, proeured Mr. B.'s consent to meet him a second time, and the appointment was ,made; but an unexpected Providence again prevented Mr. B. from being there at the time. They then made a third arrangement, and Mr. -B. determined, if life and health permitted; he would certainly meet his friend, 'andle_made • acquainted with the lady re =emended. Before the time arrived, how ever, Mr. B. was admonished is a dream that the woman so favorably spoken of by the minister was not the one be ought to marry, and he was conducted in a vision to the residence of the young lady that would be a suitable helpmate, and that Providence designed jiDrilimlhe_diatatite-was-sisty -Fniric and he had only traveled twenty miles in that direction. Yet the map of the whole road was laid before hie mind, and the way he should go so distiuetly marked in his dream that ho seemed perfectly' fa miliar with all the' road. He dreamed the distance to be traveled, the name of the young woman and the name of her step father, Col. Vickers, the appearance of the house in which he lived, how it was paint ed; that it was situated near a river, with a warehouse near at hand. He dreamed, alto, that there were five young ladies belonging to the, same 'family; and he had the one selected for him so accurately described in , his dream that ha could easily • distinguish her from the other tour. In the morning he awoke, and thought nothing of his vision, except as an extraordinary and remarkable dream. The next night he had precisely the same vision repeated, and the same things presented to his mind in a still more vivid; manner. Mr. B. then began to think that their might be some indication of Providence in hia dream; and all that day he made it a subject of sincere and ardent prayer that God woulddirect him in the way he should go in a matter so graie, and involving so much in ' st-to-hinaself-artd-his-mo - -- , - • . -.. That night be had the vision repeated a third time, and he determined then to follow . the directions furnished him, and fully test the 'circumstances of the dream by a practical' examination, and see if the results would be developed as he' dreamed them. He immedi ately sent a note to the preacher, informing him that he had changed his mind, and must decline meeting him at the time appointed. Mr. B. started in the direction indicated by his vision, and after the twenty miles he was acquainted with, his dream was his only , guide, He, however, had no difficulty, foe the map of the road was so vividly impress ed upon his mind, that ho was able to ilia •tinguished his road from all others. The gentleman whose name was given him in his dream he had never seen or heard of. B e knew the farm as soon as he saw it. The house and everythiog about it, appeared pre cisely as they had been presented.in his vis ion. , He alighted hem his horse, and en tered the beautiful house. The personal ap pearance of the young lady was so vividly i impressed on his mind by the vision thrice repeated, that he readily' recognized 'her is company with four others, whom ho found, in the same family. lie soon ascertained the name of the young woman, and found it to be Sarah T., according to his dream. This young lady had determined, and had often said, she never Would marry a widower.— Miss. 7. said the very moment she first saw Mr. B. she felt a strange tremor pass over her whole system. .She had a vivid impres sion that he was a widower, and that he had come to see her. She afterward confessed that a sudden emotion of affection for him arose in her heart as soon as he came into her presence. Mr. B. obtained the pleasure of au interview with her that evening, an d a was successful in securing her consent to visit her again; and.address her on the sub ject of marriage. He., however, dlci not tell I her• his dream till she had engaged to become his wife. After a courtship ()fa few months, they were happily married, and lived togeth er for more than fift y years. Mr. B. died on the 25th day of March, 1842, and Mrs. B. lived until the 7th of April,' 1847. For sixty years perhaps, they were both • distin guished and useful members of the 3letho dist B . isco .al Church.. - ~. That was a good joke on a young, and gal lant Hoosier officer, who,on receiinisga note from a lady ''retinesting the plealsurn of his company" at a party to be given at her house, on the evening designatfd took his volun teers an 4 marched them to the youngli.dy's residence. Whaa it was explained to that it was himself alone who had ,been ted he said, "By golly the letter said . cont.- patsy, an t tal uiy 1,0y3." OJa.OO. Per Yeas The Snow. Bird: As each returning winter comes tons clad • in its garments of white, as oft and, as faith fulare the visits of the little snow bird, those feathered:companions of, winter's era dreary day. During the last•few days, while the.ground has• been. covered with snow, ninny of these little birds Could bo•se3n flit— ting about ae if regardless' of 4 the filet that Jack Frost, like the grasp of a miser„ hid his cold hands upon the earth, The. snow bird is remarked amorq ornitholeg,iste for the obscurity which hangs around its hits tory. On the first approaol► of winter it Su& denly makes its appearance, apparently iititir tin by the•inelemency of the weather to court the sooiety of man. Whence it atimekiiir its exit is as sudden as its entrance,) no one has been able to discover% it is supposed , by some to be in reality another bird, omy that its plumage, by some mysterious and ir resistable power, has been suddenly obanged. There is a. feeling of melancholy, passing over the Mind when the bleak and dreary. land— scape, deserted by all other tenants of the .air, Is only, enlivened by the presence of the mournful snow bird. Yet in the bitterest weather he is always gay and lively, and the gloominess•of the scenery around him seems to avo no ea ful heart. enuig e . DO it, with. all Thy Might. Fortune, success, fame, position, are nev er gained but by_piously, determinedly, bray-= -- ly sticking, growing, living to a thing till it is fairly adeompliehed. 1u short, you must carry a thing through, if'you want to be any body or anything. No matter if it does cost. you the pleagure. the society, the thousand • pearly gratifications of life. No matter for these. Stick to a thing.and carry it through.. , Believe you were made for the matter and that no one else,cari do it. Put forth your whole energies. Stir, mate, electrify your selfL_ so forth_trtask.—Only-orice-- d go earn to carry the thing through in all its, completeness and proportion, and you will beeome a hero You will think better of yourself—otheas will think . better of you. Of course they will. • The world in its very heart adniires the stern determined doer.— It sees in him its best sight, its brightest:ob ject, its richest treasure. Drive right along then, in whatever you undertake. Consid "er yourself amply sufficient for the deed.— You'll be successful. Never fear. Charge it to rather. A dry goods dealer, well known in the vi— cinity of Broadway, and somewhat promi. neat for his various shakes and jerks when he promenades the streets, was on a foraging expedition a few days since in the centre market. Seeing a buxom Sucker girl in the distance, he approached her, seizing her hand' and exclaimed, with much warmth: How do you do, my dear young friend ? how is your fither and mother ? when did you leave home? Ah, excuse me, I have forgotten your name, but I stayed all night at your father's hoise a year ago. (Her fa ther had -bees dead for ten years.) Perhaps you don't recollect me. My my aame's my store is on Broadway; call on me—l shall : • . leaving his curd iu her hand, our man of tape departed. .. Not long afterwards appeared the not ye- , ry green young lady, who selected goods to the amount of twenty dollars, "and picking them up was'about to leave, when the po lite shopkeeper and friend of the family ex claimed: "Excuse me, miss,. you have forgotten the "Oh, no," replied Miss Sucker, ‘"pleaso• charge it to father." . 'Utterly confounded, our 'long friend suf-. feted verdancy in muslin to leave with then goods unpaid. Hugging An Editor in lowa has been fined two hun,- tired dollars for hugging a gill in church.— Exchange. ' Cheap enough We once hugged a girl is church some ten years ago and ►t has coat a thousand a year ever since.—Young A- . inerica., That's nothing ! We kissed a girl in school some twenty-five years ago, and hale had to , support her and the family ever since!—Ti oga Pemociat. Whew! You don't none of you know how to do it. We have been kissing and hugging the girls for the lust thirty years in school and out of school, in citureh and out of church, at home and a broad, and it never cost us nary red.—llospital Register. The old rat he must be a regular hug- • ger-mug.her. We wonder who noes support the family, at heave.--:drinday (Boston) Leader. Nary rat was he. What's the use of sup porting a girt a.aal her family when you can, hug them from one year's end to another without costing you a red. We are decided ly in ravor of the itevister's uhode.—Colum bin SP,y. CITILIOSITY.—A person. of an observing turn of mind, if ho haa_ rode through Mid-, dletown has noticed how curious youngsters along th t e, route will . 511 'the, windows with. their anxious faces in order to get a glimpse of all passer's by.. A Yankee pedler drove: up in *oat of a house one day, and seeing all hands and the cook staring from the win dows got offm-hi: .. a V. inl di k ttlegue took place with the man Of. the: house: donathaiv—‘lias - there been a funeral hero:. lately. 1":; Usu !he llouse—'No ; why ?' . ,Innatha; saw , ther,e.,was nue, pan; or ; glass tliai igdp',l hate a head in it.' . Dian or - Lite Hou.su---You leave blasted gniek;•or there will be a funeral.- ;- '• ' Why is a - 17--1° cause it becomes a woman NUMBER 40 is ch—t- ect upon