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Unseen by mortal eyes, I come to offer all that's dear . To man—a willing sacrifice, 4.1 f I bave erred, spare not thy hand, • L(t all the punis' vent be mine, But from my loved—my native land. Father! withold thy wrath divine! 'Gainst me let enemies prevail, And all mrhard-won honors take, Thy suffering children make "If on the deathless roll of fame -- . I had too fondly hoped to 'place, By honest deeds, my humble name, . -----Mhe-rec. • h hand efface— Purge pride, ambition from my heart, ' And make me feel thy awful power— Let not_thy_countenance depart From Freedom's cause in this dark hour!" Thus kneeling on the frozen sod, Beneath the dark and wintry sky, The chief poured out his soul to God And wrestled - witlrhis-ngony. The - i Firs bo - prayed:the - elouds were riven, _ And through their gloom a star was seen; It seemed a rnessengt r from heaven And in its light he grew serene. SPRING. BY E. H. GOULD Spring comes in sweet and soft array, And throws her mantle o'er the hills: Breathes on the air a sweet perfume, And with new life the woodland fills The tender Made waves in the sun, f. trem tng eaves The birds are glad with songs of joy, And streams go rippling glad and free, So gladness, come,and o'er our hearts Thy radiant charms a halo fling; Bid hope and joy eternal shine, And love its wealth of pleasure bring Let vain regret for pleasure put, And timed fearof future woe, (Which rob the present of its joys) Forever melt like Winter's snow MVIIISOMILL4.43.NY, THE BEGGAR BOY. "Get away with you, you dirty old beggar. — l'd like - to - knoW.teliat right — you have to lOTA over the fence at our flowers ?" The speak er was a little boy not more than eleven years old and though people sometimes • called it handsome, his face looked very harsh and disagreeable jus t then. lie stood in a beautiful garden, just in the suburbs of the city ; and it was in June time, and the tulips were opening themselves to the sunshine. 0 1 it was a great joy to look at them as they bowed gracefully to the light with their necks of crimson, of yellow, and carnation. The beds fi• raked either side of the path that curved around a small arbor, where the young grape clusters that lay hid den among the large leaves, wrote a beauti ful prophecy for the autumn. A white paling ran in front of the garden; and over this the little beggar boy, so rude ly addressed was leaning. He was very lean, very dirty, very ragged: I am afraid you would have turned away in disgust from so repu stvo. a spec angels loved him I Lie was looking with all his soul in his eyes on the beautiful blossoms, as they sway ed to and fro in the summer wind, and his heart softened while he leaned his arm on the fence railing, and forgot everything in that long absorbed gaze ! Ah I it was sel dom the beggar boy saw anything that was either very good or beautiful, and it was sad his dream should have such a rude awaken in The blood rushed up to his face, and a • glance full of evil and defiance flashed into his eyes. Bat before the boy could retort a little girl sprang out from the arbor and look ed eagerly from one child to the other.— She was very fair, with soft hazel eyes,' over which drooled long shining lashes. Rich curls hung over her almost bare, white shoul ders; and her lips were the color of the crim• son tulip blossoms. uld — rou speak so cross to the boy sit--asted r with-a—tone_otaad re proach quivering through the sweetness or, _h e r voice, "I'm sure it dosen't do. xis any harm, to have him look at t. e likes." "Well Helen," urged her brother, slight ly mortified and ashamed, "I don't like to have beggars gazing over the fence. It looks so low.' , "Now that's a notion cifyours Hinton I'm ---sure,--if thellew_ers eau do any body any good, we ought to be very glad. Little boy (iii - d 3 - the child turned to the beggar boy and ad. -dressed him a prince,) "I'll pick you some of tne tulips, if you'll wait a moment.", '"Helen,.dobelieve you're the funniest Airlrthat'ever lived 1" ejaculated the child,s brother, as he turned away, and with a 'low .whistle sauntered down the path, feeling very uncomfortable; for her conduct was a strong er reproof to him than any words could have been. Helen plucked' one of each specimen of the N , tulips, and there was a great varlet of:these, and gave them to the child: Hig fac righ tened as be received them and thanke her. Oh ! the little girl had dropped a "pearl of great price" into the black, turbid billows of the boy's life, an.l the years would bring it up, beautiful and fair again. Twelve years had passed. The little blue s •ed ,irii.,:ikiNaLigigiggijallagjaaj man. .One bright June afternoon si e wa . - ed with her husband through the garden, for she was on a visit to her parents. The place was little changed, and the tulips had. open ed their - lips ot crimson, and gold to the sun. shine, as they had twelve years before. Sud denly they observed a young man in a work man's blue overalls, leaning over the fence, his eyes following eagerly from the beautiful flowers to herself. He had a frank, pleasant countenance, and there was seined:ling in his manner that interested the gentleman and lady. "Look here. Edward," said she, "1,11 some of the flowers. It always does me good to see people admiring them ; ' and then re lcasingher husband's arm, she approached the paling, (and the smile round her lips was very like the old, child one) saying, !‘Are you fond of Bowels, sir F It will give me great pleasure to gather you some." ----7 1 V. ---61.k7r,--- ae young workman looked almornent very earnestly into the fair, sweet face— " Twelve years ago this very month," he said, in a voice deep and yet tremulous with feeling, "I stood here, leaning on the railing a dirty, ragged little beggar boy; and you asked •me this very question. TWelve years ago you placed the bright flowers in my hands, and they made me a new boy ay_!_,t, l and they made a man of toe, too. our face 114i - 3 been a lightma'am, all along the dark hours of my lite i and this day that little beg gar boy can stand on tile old place and say to you, though he's an li - unable and hard work ing man, yet thank God, ha's an honest one." , Tear drops trembled like Morning dew on I the shining lashes of the lady, as she turned to her husband, who had joined her, and lis tened in absorbed astonishment to the work man's words. "God," said she, "put it into my child-heart to do that little deed of kind ness, and see now how very great is the re ward he has given me." And the setting sun poured a flood of rich purple-light over the group that stood there, over , the workman in blue overalls, over the proud looking gentleman at her side. Al though it was a picture for a pain ter, the angels who looked dowo on it from heaven saw something more than a picture there. ance on t e tree If married people would be happy, they must inflexibly see through each other; they must know each other's faults and understand each other's weaknesses, and then learn to bear 'with and help mutually to eradicate them. Many. husbands and wives foolishly fancy that they "should be blind to each oth. er'sfaults;" but this lark pernicious fallacy; they can't be blind to them. Their faults will be constantly bubbling and bursting eut, and at the most inconvient and annoyingcon - 4one:tures, too: The only proper way is clearly to see each other's faults, and then lovingly correct and generously forgive them. If a man only loves his wife for her pleasant and attractive qualities, what does he more than another? Anybody would love her for them. A husband siwuld love his wife— faults and all ; and the wife should reeipro-- , cate the affection. This idea of "going it blind" in the marriage relation—this . ostrich like attempt to thrust the conjugal head in the domestic sand, is utterly fimlish and unphilosophical, and can% not fail to be attended with deplorable results. No woman living is an angel—(at least not after the expiration of the honeymoon)—nor is any live man overstocked with goodness. Tr ia Is and troubles abound ; dishonest debtors, envious and malicious competitors, aching heads, smarting corns, indigestion, tight_ boots and smoking chimneys are too much for man and woman, married or single, . • - husbands d y e lusbands a. ti wives who would be the happiest of your race, "how yourselves to each other as you really are, honestly understand each other's • character, practice the most loving forbearance,, and mutually help to bear each other's burdens; but let us have no "going it blind"—no os- trich artifices—no attempts to blink the inev itable facts of nature, as you value your pros perity and happiness. It may never come. To some .persons it will never come. if it should come to you, how do you anticipate spending it—for pleas ure or far profit, in the service of God ? Ey cry man should have a purpose and fixed habits, not only through the week but also on the sabbath, which.has its appropriate du ties. flow many wisely make their calcula tions for the week ; and leave the Sabbath to chance! They have no plan about it. The -first-they-economize-well;the - secolid - th • thoughtlessly squander. Upon the one, may .• •• • • empora -- TatoresWlttiart e other, his eternal condition. Then do not leave the • tter-tia-accident.—Let-notr-another-Sa bath be wasted. If you are forty years old, almost six years of Sabbaths have gone, and the man of seventy has had ten. If all these were improved, what would be the result ? The Jews termed the Sabbath the "day of light;" the Africans, "Ossady, the day of siPLICO f • the Grealndianb ' 'the praying -il .ayilt-the-early-Ch-ristiansi-Isthe-cpreen-ot days ;" all significant. It is the Lord's day, the day of rest. How will yea spend the .next ?-4forning Star., owers 1 "Pa, stint I growing. tall?" "Why, wbat is your hoight. sonny ?" "Seven feat, Tack ing a yar4.! Pa fainted. jgb. Family Weevv.ol: 7 4Str)ol•ls Ne6l.l,tral in. 3E 111. 01311.09 nri.cl WAINESER,O% FIiANKLESIXINNA PENNSWANIA I TRIDATILORNIKAM #. 18 To married Folks Next Sabbath. Affectation is a proof of vanity. OUR MINISTER'S TRIAL. BY REV. W. H ,11AYWARD.e. A good man was our 'pastor, Rev. Thorn ton Haven, and of no common eloquenee.-:- Our best—l had almost written good— •chnrch members loved him. lam sorry to say that a few, thorned by the words that fell from his lips when he endeavored to ex cite hia_brethren-and-sisters-to "A closet walk with God," regarded him with other emotions than ,the fruits of the spirit. Like all other good men he was carefully watched by those who would have been transported with a fiendlike delight could they have found a flaw in his conduct "Well! well!" said Mrs Monroe, the wheel wright's wife to her husband, as they sat at the breakfast table one morning, "suppose Mi Haven did kiss Fanny Lawton. She was almost one of the family what was the harm." "But," said the wheelwright, "I don't be lieve that he did kiss her." "Fan-ny—sa-ys-41kat—kei--4idf - ' - 7e - piired — the wife. This seemed to be a clincher to Mr. Mon roe.fle deliberateinvived his face with his handkerchief, and with a downcast, thoughtful look and much slower pace than usual, went to his shop. He had hardly, ta. ken his shave in his hand, and began to ply it on an unfinished spoke, before Deacon Brown came in. The Deacon stood - awhile chewing a small fragment of a shaving and talking about this, that and nothing. Sud denly he said: "Brother Monroe, have you heard about our minister ?" • -• "Yes," replied the brother. Then there was-not_a-w-ord_sitken:for_se.v_eral_minutes- The_brother_ lustily workedon the_sp_oke,_the_ Deacon looked out of the window. At length Monroe asked sotto voce, 'What s to be done?" "Something must," was the Deacon's an swer, 'or the cause will suffer," and then he walked rapidly up the•street. "What's this story about Mr. Haven's im proper treatinect Of young ladiesr" asked the cynical lawyer Thompson of Woodward; the tavern keeper. "Why," said, the mixer of sherry cobbles and the drawer of strong beer, -"the parson ie• no better than others." I •lfave you heard _of priest_flaveWs—full?" was the question of ono infidel to another. !'Yes, just as I thought it would be—ha, ha, ha 1" "Something must be done," were the words of Deacon Brown, awl that soon, he thought but did not speak. So from the wheelwright's be went to the house .of another Deacon, Benton Johnston. Hs had heard the story, and being an enemy, believed it, and was de termined to deal with the offender. The Deacon called on the minister. Dea con Johnston was sposesman. The story in tall was that Mrs. Barnard, a grass widow— that is, a woman whose husband had gone off because lie could not live with,her—had heard as she was passing the parsonage Fan ny Lawton say to one of the children, 'you lost a kiss from your father by not being in the house when he got home this afternoon, from the lower village, and I got it: Mr. Haven denied ever having kissed the girl, and suggested that the Deacons should wiite to Fanny, who was teaching school a bout twenty miles distant, and get the truth of the matter. The 'Deacons did. They stepped into the minister's study and wrote. In a few days there came a reply. "You ask me if on one occasian Rev. Mr. Haven gave me a kiss—where we were, and who, were present. In answer I state—Rev. Mr. Haven did one afternoon while I was staying at his house, and in the sitting room gave rue a kiss—no person but ourselves were present" Deacon Johnson was elated, and immedi ately wrote to his wife's cousin, a young can didate, that there would soon be a vacant parish, where tie, no doubt, could receive call Deacon Brown was thunderstruck and dis- be doubted; it was so plain a matter there cotild - be uo mistake. Mr. Haven, atter all was a wolf in sheep's clothing. Still the minister denied ,the charge. He could not do such a thing without being aware of it, and knew at hehad never.kissed the girl, or any girl but his • wife, before marriage or since, in his life. • Deacon Joheson brought the matter be fore the church. He was excellent in such cases. The charge contained tern allega tions: 1. Rev. Thornton Haven had been guilty of an impropriety, which rendered itilexpedi ent that he should be dismissed from the pas torate. • 11. He had lied in the matter. Fanny Lawton was sent for, and tiN church called together. Rev. Solon Dicki*n, the pastor of a neighboring church, was present to moderate the meeting. Olu, meeting. house was filled. Every memr of .tiu lhurch, b old ~ onCild bed-ridden Polly Stearns, Iresent. The tavern was well represent- ed. All the scoffers and semen within halt a score of miles, who could — get there, were tier, • The chnrch meeting was duly opened.— Deacon Johnson brought forward the charg es. , • Fanny was called to testify. Her testi mony was: • "One afternoon I think it intuit have been early in March , three of Mr Haven's chil. cmlf treoAriF - i.ft - sei were alone in the Bitting room; their mother had gone to the sewing circle. I Mr. Raven came into the - house from the other village; the children met him at the door which 'opens from the sitting room into the hall: as, he came in they went out, and he gave one, as they met him, a kiss; then coming in gave me one:" A painful silence followed Miss Lawton's testimony. At length Deacon Johnson. ask "Did he close the door before he came in= to the sitting . room?" The aoswermas; "I thiok be did." Had a pin-fallen on the carpet it would have been heard in any part of our large and beautiful sanctuary. Then Mr. Haven rose up and said, "Miss Lawton, what did you do with that kiss I gave you?" "Here it is," said Fanny, bolding up a specimen of that Species of confectionery sometimes called a kiss. Then there was another pause, and silence dust was oppressive. Ail were too tnueh—i mond, and either gratified or mortified and disappointed to move. Most held their •FP `,48. ireW3. "Fanny," said qur blessed minister, "did ever kiss yon?" "No, never. I never said you did." So ended our minister's trial. Awful 000 urranee. •= it - Itticw - when we have been more shocked than in perusing the following. It occurred in St: Lawrence Co. N. r, and i. given — tit - I - the authority of a 'gentleman of un doubted veracity and unimpeachable charac ter.' A young man addicted to.iutemperate hub its, during ime,of his periodical sprees took a sudden notion to pay a visit to his sweet heart On the evening alluded. to the young lady and a female ,associate were the only occupants of the house where she resided. About ten o'clock in theevening-th-eyouThig man arrived at the house considerably worse from the use of the beverage. Ilia strange manner in approaching the door excited the suspicion of the young ladies, w_hoesupposed_ i the house to be attacked by robberS._l-le_ - knocked — at the door and demandedadmis mission, but his voice not being recognized from the thickness of his tongue, the ladien refueed_to admit him. Determined to force an •entrance, he com menced a series of assault upon the-barred and bolted door by kicking and pounding.— After a number of desperate-kicks thi - panel of the doof - gave way, and . the leg of the be. sieger went through the aperture, and, wea immediately . siesed' by one of the ladies and firmly held; while the other, armed with a saw commenced the work of amputation ! The grasp was firmly maintained, and tho saw vigorously plied till the leg was com pletely severed from the body of the young man! With the :oss of his kg, the intoxicated wretch fell upon his back, and in that condi tion lay the remainder ol the night. In the meantime the ladies were frighten ed almost to death. With the dawn of morn ing the revelation was made that one of the ladies had participated in the autpatution of the leg of her lover! The wounded man was still alive. his friends were immediately sent for, and he was conveyed to his home, where with prop er treatment, be gradually and miraculously. recovered, and ho is now alive and well. "We hardly oiedited,!'says the editor of the journal from which we take the above, "the latter part of the - story,"and contended that the man 'must have bled to death on the spot, insisting, indeed, that it could not be otherwise. But we were mistaken— ma ley- wai a wooden one! Old Bachelors "Talk about old maids I" says a lady cor respondent,llif-there-is ant featly abhor, it is an old bachelor. There's one of my acquaintances, for instance. (1 am sorry to acknowledge the fact,) who has spent over fifty years of miserable bachelor hood, itinerating from place to place, until he has become so shrivelled and dried •that his bones rattle when he walks, like an emp ty barrel on a wheelbarrow. His face has become of the hue of saffron, and• his hair a Strange imitation if red pepper and salt.— It is not hlr fault., the reason he, has never struck a match lie has been vainly endeavoring to light one at the hymieneal al- board recently at a hotel, kept by a friend of mine who knowing his forlorn condition, re solved to act accordingly.. The hour for re firing came and Mr. le., was assigned to No 74. Repairing thither, what was his ant prise and delight to find sweetly slumbering there a maid, fairer to his infatuated — sight than ought he had ever seen before S Long he gazed, while_thehours-flew-swiftly-, Could he but catch a glimpse of her face— but no, that was turned away from him. He locked the door; a thought had struck hint—ihe should'nt escape from him now --;- The parson did not lire far off: he would carry her there and he married before the morning revealed his age.—l will not• die- Mose further.. Suffice it to say, the landla dy found in the morning be had run away with a girl wade out of her nightgown, a roll of ma Wog, a broomstick, and a pair of tongs!" AN IRISH MIRACLE.—Mias Cobb; in an arlOt Juror o Lions," in the Victoria Magazine, tells the following-story-ofan-Irish-dtaitio ,• , - acle: A_ sriest_inireland,havingpre,tched-nse mon on miracles, was asked by one of his congregation ' walking homeward, to explain a little more lucidly what a "miricle" meant "Is it a merakle you want to understand ?" said the priest. "Walk on then there fer niest me, and I think how I can explain it to you." The man walked on, and the priest came after 'him and gave him a tremendo , kick. "Ughl" mired the sufferer, "why did you do that ?" "Did you feel it?" asked the priest. "To be sure I did," replied the man. •'Well, then, it would have been a miracle if yon had not," returned the priest. Why should a thirsty man always carry a watch? , Bocauso thOWS B spring iusido' of It. [For the Viliaj l t Record. NOTHING FORDIEVIDI VAIN• DY JS A. h.; qvitroir site& eighth. The sun and moph thst•shiije Above our heads so high, The little stars that twinkle; So brightly in the sky, - And all the rapid rivers That flow with might and main, Were molded each for something And nothing fornied in vain. - Even the shrubs and lilies • • That are filled with perfume, Tht; hyacinths and roses, That deck your yard with bloom, And every herb or flower That grows from root or grain, Was also formed for something And nothing formed in vain. The vast and mighty ocean, And the beauteous laud Was for By One, All.powei He gave the winds their mission, The storms their wild dom ain, And all was formed fot something, And nothing formed in vain. The Fury of a Woman Scorned. A terriole illustration of what a scorned woman's fury will lead her to do, occurred, recently, in Jttilwaukie. A lady of thlttL re nedly—frouacrll,_ ss in the room usually oc cupied by herself and husbaud.• The door being closed, she was reduced to the keyhole, and to this aperture she applied her eye.— She saw the future of a woman ;_stauding_by ealous wife, ae- er was the husband of they Ifiallfengaged adjusting a shawl upon the shoulder of the female intruder. The wife went to another room, took % loaded shot gun, returned, opened the door, and deliberately shot the strange woman iu the back. The husband screamed, the wile . fainted. When the 1. " id /atter rewrite( to — cou - smousness, she found the wretch of a husband bending over her, with a well feigned solicitude in his glance Mutual explanation ensued, and the body of the woman' who had been shot was brought in. it was a dummy ! • The hus baud,. who pursued the respectable calling of a retail dry goods dealer, was wont to use this figure to exhibit the mantillas and shawls with which he desired to charm the eyes of the Alilwaukie ladies. The dummy, front long exposure and hard • usage, had, become shabby, and the merchant bad that morning brought it from the shop for the purpose of renovating its exterior. Not finding his wife, he was trying in his awkward way to do the work, add probably swearing at his clumsy attempts, when his wife, mistaking the ac cents of passion, let fly the fatal shot. This tragedy in real life will teach her a lesson, • •. perhaps. Touch not my Sistor's Picture. The following incident was related by a Confederate prisoner to an attendant, who by many acts of kindness had won his confi dence "I was searching for spoils among the dead and dying upon a deserted battle field, when I discovered a small gold locket upon the person of a dying boy, apparently about fif teen years of age. As 1 endeavored to loose it from his grasp, he opened his languid eyes and implored me, by all that was ood and pure, by o memory of my own mother, not to rob him of his sister's picture. 'Oh !' said he, 'it was her last gift. I promised' her. when she kissed my cheek at parting, that 1 would always wear it next my heart, in life ar death.' Then, as if throwing his whole soul into the plea, he exclaimed ! touch not my sister's picture As the last words faltered upon his tongue, his voice hushed in death. By tho dim light of the stars I hastily scooped a shallow grave, and buried him with his sister's picture lying up on his breast." a e wars ot is wor i pra.ab y pone were ever waged upon juseer principles than the present. Grant the principle 'of seces sion, and there is not a nation on the earth that can stand longer than the whims and caprices of telly and ambition, will allow.— Permanence in government becomes impos• Bible. Secessiou is devised for ruin, and has no .ther-end-or-teudency. Au. - should the - chi - 1. dren of the present actors reap its fruits they will curse the heads that:devised, and : the hands that brought it to pass." It is said that when Gen. Grant was going down from Washington .to the front, the, train, having attached to it the special ear, stopped at Brandy Station. Some soldiers who were waiting to go down asked' if. they could not get in the Zar. "No," was the an swer of the officer; "this is Gen. Grant's spe cial car." Gen Grant, who was sitting by the winslow_said_reneral—Grant—oeou pies only one'seat; the soldiers can ride. EW AUBE TOR RATITUDE'TO GOD. —Rev. Dr. Storrs, in his address at. the an itirersarresereises,3 ivary, said that a returned prisoner lately re marked that while at the South he could ea sily endure the taints of men, but that he had never before realized what and how ter rible was the stinging hate of woman, so' in tense, bitter, and beyond all belief, and had come back with one additional mercy for hick to a woman. Religion comes trout women more than from tnett-:- from mothett moat of all, who 'ea. ry tho' key of our smile in their besoinal: _ j or Sorrow can never ,wliolly fill ihe lie tffiat is occupied with others : , welfargt. -9 ot n , ielanoholyis rebellioir. ,•,-. ,:, -- : n-nlotio ul Fiend. • e evt was ~ •., --. ).-..;r., ^.t . .r; :.:. 4: . .if:;',.. - ::::. , j SX.itiCVD,is2,orrezt.zi. PADDY O'REILLY'S REI•Eis.-r-V1i10.9 o'. Reilly ; ,the soldier whe:waSikfested on. * Mor,- ifs Islona, fOr making soine• hard poe• try, and paidoired by the Piesidenthi regard to a witty poetical petition, • has arrived in New' York ou a furlough; and met with-an enthusiastic reception by his old mates. kita has Sent a hymn of thanki A tO the, Pieltdent, begEnning: "Long life.to. you. Misther Lincoln; . Manor' die both late an' aisy; An' whin yotklie wid tho top of aich toe Turned up to the foots of a daitiy, Nay this be your epitaph, nately writ: "Though thraitors abased him' vilely,- • He was honest an' kindly, he loved a Jac,' "Au' he parcluaed Miles O'Reilly." • . High station, riches and magnificent RV ; parel truly, in the world in which we live, give, (so it is said) many friends, for they rank us among men. Money has every hero its charms. It is alone the sincere friend ; for when:*l4_d_t OppearsAteic.arerim-m(4& friends on earth "A LEET f-"SOlrie• mon thrsince, wrttes a correspondent from Rondout, on the Hudson, "our minister was impressing upon his hearers the duty of a greater regard "Dr the services of the day of Thanksgiving, set apart by the Governor, and was informing them that on that day he would preach s sermon at that place, and he wished thorn alt to attend, to render, in a proper manner, ad -kuorrients for the r many benefits of the past year—for a season of bcalfh and boun tiful harvests, etc." Here a little wiry man, in a blue coat, with metal buttans, and a very elevated collar, popped up from his Seat and squeaked out : "poutinie, I wish you'd jet' -the gtvo the 'dater rut a leetle tech in ihatsar - inowo' - youTtilri — Efeen dreadful bad with us !" --N~~f ~_"'_ . A restless genius, who went-to 7 a Quaker tmeeting, and after bearing a decorous gravity for an hour or two,_at -last declared he avulil stand it no longer. "Why," said.he, "it's enough to tire the very d-----out." 'Yes, friend," responded an eluerly gentleman .01 the congregation, 'doe, thee know that is exactly what we :want ?" Jemmy remarked to his grandmother that old Mrs. Clranshaw hadihe apphatanoe of a person with one foot in the grave. "Well, really, upon my word," said the antique lady. "I thought I noticed she walked a little lame lately." „. •'How sharp your toe-nails are," as Pad dy said when he caught the hornet. There is alady in Boston who is habitu ally so Sleepy that her curiosity cannot be a wakened. Our devil says that getting in love is some what like getting drank,, the more a fellow does it the more he wants to. "Facts speak for themse Ives," as theloa f er said when he surveyed his tattered panti loons. • The lady who "pis lost in amazement, has peen found. • - Lean liberty is better than fat slavery It is not easy to straighten in the oak the crouk that grew iu the Stl There is ono good wife - in the country, and every man thinks he hath her. That's but an empty purse that is full of other folk's looney. One might as well be out of the world as .beloved by nobody in it., Advise not what is the most pleasant, but the most useful. Be contented and thankful; a cheerful rit makes labor light, sleep sweet and all a- If youth is a blunder, manhood is *strug gle, old age a,regret. A bleeding finger is more noticed than a bleeding heart. Friendship-is - the-medicine - fin but iugratitade dries up all goodness. Everybody condemns scandal; yet no - thing circulates more readily. Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar. Never do that by proxy what you can do yourself. Woe to those preachers wholistee not 1 , 0 themselves. What you must do, do cheerfully and gra ciouel . Let a man do his best, and theworki.mag Coatent is the wealth. of nature Avoid a:slanderer,- as yon would a toad nog. - • The best outlay of money is nu . g.d3d deeds. , A long face is - plagny apt to cover t,loiy + 7 conscience. A 'spare and 'simple diet colytibutiii prolongation Traeatii , Viet taatoil4rielira,;:i;o6 6 k . C . gale of witi!L ' 4f Pnenk'nii ' aalikv:f. Thoighte of are like.the,irane ed, which sem , • t ' 1 'll 1. ~YI~- I~`~?~' r. .. lIER-5 mis or one,