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VOLUME XVI.
3PC:PEITI 4 CIatkIa•
TOE GSM AND . TIM WIVEL
Somebody has written the following about the
girls, and set it a do at on the sea of riewspaperdom
God bless the girls,
Whose golden curls
Blend with our evening dretinns;
They haunt our lives
Like spirit wives,
Or—as naiads haunt the streams.
They soothe our pains,
They fiti our brains
With dreams of sualmer hours;
God bless the girls,
God bless their curls,
God bless our Minion flowers.
The wives, we think, are quite as deserving as
the girls--therefor a the following is respectfully
submitted :
God bless the wives,
They fill our hives
With little bees and honey;
They ease life's !hocks,
They wend our socks,
But—don't they spend the money !
When we are sick;
They heal us quick—
Thit! ia, if they love us;
If not, we die, _
And yet they cry
And place tombstones above tie.
Of roguish girls, .
With sunny curls,
Ve may in fancy dream ;
But wives—true wives—
. Throughout our lives,
• Are everything they seem.
I BIRTH 1;1 7 TRIBUTE.
BY C. W. HOLMES
We iwill not speak of years to-night;
For what have years to bring,
But larger floods of love and light
And sweeter songs to sing ?
We will not drown in wordy praise
The kindly thoughts that rise;
If friendship owns one tender phrase,
He reads it in odr eyes.
We need not waste our schoolboy art
To gild tt is notch of time;
Forgive.me, it my wayward heart
Has throbbed in artless rhyme.
Enough for him the silent grasp
That limns us hand in hand,
And he the bracelet's radiant clasp
That lochs our circling hand.
Strength to his hours of manly toil ! "
Peace to hisstsrin dreams!
Who loves alike the furrowed soil,
Tin music haunted streams!
Easteet.smiles to keep forever bright
The sunshine on his lips,
And faith, that sees the ring of light
Round .Nature's last eclipse !
The Age of our Earth.
Among the astoundlug discoveries of mod
ern licieiwe, is that sf•the immense periods
that have passed in the gradual formation of
the-earth—Bo-vast-was—the—cycles — of — the
time proceeding even the appearance of man
on the surface of our globe, that our period
seems as yesterday when compared with the
epochs that have gone before it. Had we
only the evidence of the deposits of rocks
heaped above each other in regular strata by
the slow accumulation of materials, they a
lone would convince us of the long and slow
maturing of God's work on earth; but when
we add to_these the successive populations
of whose life this world has been the theatre
and whose remains arc hidden in the rocks
into which the mud or sand, or soil, or what
ever kind on which they lived, has harden
ed in the course of time— or the enormous
chains of moutitalu'llose upheaval divided'
these periods of a,adimiulationd by great con
vulsions—co. the different nature in the qui
et configurations of our globe, as the sinktug
of lands beneath the ocean, or the gradual
rising of continents and islands above ;• or
the slow groth of .the coral reefs, those won:
derful seawalks, raised by the little 'ocean
architects, whose own b '•: ' •• • • . • •
the building stones and cement that binds
them together. and who have worked so bu
sily during the long centuries, that there
extensive countries, mouutain chains, islands
and long lines of coasts, consisting solely of
their remains—or the countless forests that
have grown up, flourished and decayed, to
fill the storehouses of coal, that teed the
fires of the human race—it we .consider all
these records of the past, the intellect fails
to grasp a chronology of which our exper
ience furnishes no data, and time that lies
behind us seems as much an eternity to our
conception, as the future that stretches in
definitely before us.
Navas Susainsoza'—A newspaper
correspondent writes :—l. have seen mention
in the papers of the hero of Corinth—a pri
vate. Let me tell you of another, who be
longed to our Division. He was a private
in the 52d Illinois, and unfortunately, drank
—so drunk that they had taken his gun
from him - When the line fell bask before
that furious rebel charge, and when they so
'nearly obtained possession of the fort, he
refused to go bask, and' picked up a gun and
remained in possession. A rebel captaio,
who was one of the first to eater the works
ealledon him to surrender, he rep#ed-- 1 1.
never surrender,' and shot the - 'ealitain; a
private attaekedlitn just then, Icticia:ed
hitadown with his gun and bayoneted him;
and before any more could gat at him, our
men hiOullied and driven tbo 'sabots-off, so
that 'held the Work solitaryiodalone, and'
by time : tho FogiMeot got 'lO' agui#, ffi)
bad`' bed the rebels:Boam or 11/4t) ja Coti
(gusto 'money :and such otimat *do artistes
~ofVabaral 10 had about his person.
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The most eloquent voice yet imbed against
a dishoneraele peace , and the machinations
of traitors at hoine, is that of the Forty
teurth Regiinent Neiv Yekic VOluntectin in
the address printed below, which was adopt
ed with 'startling unanimity,every officer
and soldier present in the regiment subscri
bing his name to it with enthusiaotio earn
estness.
The words are few,bUt well chosen, vigor.
ens and pregnant with truth. These men
have a right thus to speak—their battles,
their bravery', their discipline and their
honorable scars, entitle them to a hearing .
Let no one fail to read this stirring. appea
in favor of the war, by those who are fight
in,rit, and let sympathetic traitors haw.
their heads for shame to be thus rebuked by
patriots like these.
THE ELLSWORTH REGIMENT TO ITS FRIENDS.
appeal to the People of the State of New
York. • •
We can no longer keep silent. A sacred
devotion to our country, an ardent lov for
our homes, and above all, an abiding fa i - h in
God, bids us speak. For nearly two ears
we have suffered nil things, perilled all
things, endured all things, for the sake of
our common country. We have left our
ustness, our in , re , , our nen' s, '0 're
side of our youth, the sacred places of prayer
and all the nearest and dearest relations' of
life to serve our country. We have endured
hunger, thirst, cold and heat. By day and
by night we have borne the weight of our
knapsacks and the weariness of the march.
We have worked late and, early in the
trenches; we have bivouehed in the swamps
we have suffered sickness in the hospitals;
we have not been spared from "the pestilence
that walketh in darkness," nor from "the
destruction that .wasteth at noonday." We
have never shiunk from duty, but rather
have again and again cheerfully sought death
even at the cannon's mouth, to save our U
nion from destruction; our homes from dis
grace, and you and your children from eter
nal shame. '
When we came to the field we came with'
your blessing. You told us to go—that Goa
would be with us, and that your most fet
vent prayers should follow us.—Encouraged
by your words of patriotism, of hope, of faith
we came to the • war.—After suffering alas
much in behalf of you and your children
- he nation's honor, dear alike to us all,
will you withhold from us 123 W your sympa
thy and support? Will you join with those,
worse than traitors, at the North, who cry
"Peace" when they know there is no peace,
nor can be none till this unholy rebellion is
crushed? Wilt you ally yourselves with
those who, by words of discourageme,ut, are
prolonging this war, and who are thus be
coming in the sight of both Heaven and
earth, the insidious murderers of your sons
and brothers here in the field? Why should
you, who suffer none of the dangers, none of
the privations of the field or camp, be less
patriotic, less faithful, less hopeful,. less con
fident hr God and the holy cauo in which
we are engaged, than we who endure all ?
Shall the future historian, ip writing the
record of this great struggle. ileclare with
truthfulness shat the pople cf the North,_
h; 'their sen- tr
laving sent their suns to the /field, to pen,
their lives for the safety of their homes, their
property aad the national goikernment ; hav
ing poured out at the first blush of their pa
triotism their treasure and blood with the
freeness of water, at lengt , through indiff
erence and apathy, and th love of ease and
iuxury which the war e endered, sought
the unstable terms of an/ inglorious peace,
and finally became only subservient to those
whom they attempted toSubduc.
That this shall not be the record of -the
Empire State, with youi sympathy and hear
ty co-operation, we, the undersigned officers,
non-commissioned officers and privates, of
the Forty-fourth regiment Neir York State
Volunteers, representing every county from
Lake Eric - here pledge anew
our lives
assured t
ay terms
sion on th
the goveri
that peae(
your your
this soil,
younger
these are
lieadci
York Sta
lEEE
Never newspaper un
til' you ha . .. Atm side whore
perhaps ypu may find something more valua
ble than that which you first intended to ap
propriato—Never put salt into your soup
before yin have tasted it. I have kuown gen
tlemen tery much enraged by doing so--
Never &urn your fingers every day, , when
they might have escaped if they had,'been.
careful.—Don't put your feet upon the ta
ble. True,
.the members of Congress do so,
but you aro not a member of Congress.—lf
you form one of a large mixed company, and
a different stranger enters the room and
takes a seat among yon, say something to
klui, for Heaven's sake, even- although it be
only "Fine, evening, sir!" Do not let him
i
sit bolt upright, suffering all the apprehen-
Mons andnagonies of bashfulness, without a
ny relief. Ask how he has been; tell him
sou know his Weed, so arid- so—any tbiag
that-will do to break the icy stiffness in
Which very decent fellows are sometimes fro
zen on their debut before a OWN circle.—
Take the, Record yourself; do not Wirral it
firom-yonr neighbor, and. pay for, it. in ad
vance. . ,
Spell the fate of earthly thiogs' With two
letters —D 8.•
WAYNESKIRO', FRANUIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY iiIORNIK JVIARCW27, S 4B)A, n ,
THE VOICE 00 SOLDIERS.
, roo it•.:lct,.
rvazigikily:ZireVitiiiiroa4per no .Niecuttrati Noitattildigi:etneit.
Amotig the many methods which were
tried to - induce men to enlist during the Rev
olutionary War, the following furnishes a
very successful one,, and gives a partial de
monstration of the fighting qualities of. the
captain : .
During the Revolutien, Captain E— a
member of one of the first families of Charles
ton, haling lost, in a skirinish, nr3st of, his
Inez, went into the interior of South Caroli
na for the purpose of enlisting recruits.—
:Having appointed a rendezvous, be spent a
day or two in looking about the country.--
At the time and place appointed, he found
a large number' assembled, not one of, whom
would enlist. After some hours spent to no
purpose, he appointed a rendezvous for the
next day, and left the ground. Next day
came, and with it the same crowd, bit he
:ne t t with no more success than the day be
fore. What could the matter be I it was
the first time during the war that ti recrui
ting officer had been so unsuccessful. Some
thing must be wrong, and he determined to
know what it was. Calling one of the rus
tics aside, he then said :
"Why is it I get no recruit's 7"
"You don't think," said the countryman,
"that we are going to 'list under such a look
ing man as you are You are dtessed too
ue to se mac o ater.
In those days knee Creeches and silk stock
ings wore fashionable, and the captain was
dressed in that style; there lay his unpopu
larity. Be turned to the countryman, and
remarked :
"$o you object to my dress, do you 7
lOonoe here to-morrow, and I shall have re
cruits."
Next day the same crowd had assembled,
anxious to know what idea the dandy cap
tain had got into his head. After the crowd
had assembled, Captain E— stepped out
and said, in a clear and distinct voice :
"My friends, I understand that you ob
ject to me because I am dressed a !ittle finer
than yourselves. You think I am unable
to fight on that account. I will whip us ma
' ny of you as will come, out, one at a time,
with the understanding that every wan is
•to enlist after he is whipped. Pick your
men and send them out.'
After some consultation„ a hug e, 'broad
shouldered fellow came out. T he Captain
iff.his-coat-very-c ark
and well made, and a superior boxer The
countryman rushed up, intending to brush
out the captain in a few moments. He mis
took his man, however, and soon measured
hielength upon the grass.. A greater bully
than the first stepped out to take his place,
and soon took his place on the ground. The
countryman stared ; they had no idea that
such a man could fight; he had,..however, en
listed two men, and must not be allowed to
go further. he'bully of the crowd now
stepped in to take the gentleman in hand.—
lie was a stout fellow, weighing about 200
pounds, and bragged that he had never been
whipped. lie knew nothing, however, about
sparring, and he very soon followed his com
panions. Never was a crowd so utterly con
founded; three of' their best men whipped
by a man from the city ! They could hard
ly-realize it, and stood motionless.
±-W-ell r my-friends r are—you—satisfied ? I
have whipped three of your best men. I
suppose you have no objection now to follow
their example ?"
"Not a bit of it," responded the crowd.
"You'll do to tie to, old fellow 1 Come
boys, 'fall in !V
They did so, and in a short time the cap
tain had his company filled, and ho had 41-
fern of more. than lie could find room for.
We to elhe following frotu the resolutions
unanim usly adopted by the 11th Pa. regi
men , nd may be regarded as the universal
sentiment of the army
In view of the persistent efforts made 'to
misrepresent our views and feelings at, home,
while we are absent in the field, we deem it
eminently fitting that we declare to our noun
trymen and' to the world our sentiments and
determinations.—Therefore,
tor. For we feel
;e now upon e
au entire submis •
tors in arms to
Resolved, That the reports so industrious
ly circulated by those who sytopsthize with
the Rebel- that the 4 Ario or the
ted States, that
lorary, and that
'bilged to send
hers to enrich
Ath the dead—
id to re-crimson
th slaughter.
regiment New
ip near Falmouth
issemoralized, are an unjust reflection upon
the officers and men' composino. t' that noble
command, and are, in themse lves utterly
and basely false, and have their oriein in
the traitorous proclivities of those who ig
nore their nationality and hate the Govern
meet that protects them.
Resolved, That those who cast such im
putations on the loyalty, courag e, and °be
dienee of-the soldiers eugagcd in this terrif
ic conflict, are guilty of inflicting a grievous
wrong upon men who have volunteered to
fight their battles' and' defend their rights.
They would rob them of their noble traits,
which are the boast and pride of the soldier
his ardent love of country, his prompt and
unquestionable obedience to orders, his vol
untary sacrifice of domestic comf orts, his
willing separation from home and friends,
his patient endurance on the. march, and his
heroic courage on the field of battle. We
hold those cowardly traitors in contempt, and
would infinitely preferthat they 'would open
ly join their fellow conspirators in the South
and meet us face to face, rather than attempt
to stab our reputation, io a manner w hich
allows us no moans of, redress.
Some people's heads are, extercallY. like
churches, the bump of self-esteeem on the
top representinr, the steeple. , , .
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It is said that,a eau draw ,firty timee
its weight. A lie is stir. et'ronger, generally
drawing a htualred other* after it, each per
haps bigger that' itself.
. ,
We may not panes at any ''point of No
life and take' rte mionspeet. Gar full live*
kere are to be visible in oar tarnished lives
hereafter.'
How to Enlist a Company.
Look at This.
IMEMEI
. •
The Bachelots auc 11l U tasy Duty.
ilitaryt - ilb
propesea' in two `drafts
to take the able bodied - ntenbetween•t*enty
and forty-five years old. Thereto to bo two
classes-;first,. thotie tearried . between twenty
and thirty , five, With the unmarried between
thirty-five' and forty , fivebut .the sewed
class . is not to be called out till the first' is
exhausted. This.sets the bachelors between
thirty-five.and forty:five all ago for gettitig
married: We agree with a • conteiriporary
that this is a wise - provision , of law,. if there
is any Oriedbm in it. We wish' it had'. taken
all the bachelors between,' twenty and ninety
before it touches married men.' Whitt are
those old bachelors good for but •to die _for
their country ? If they Will not raisi:
diers to fight battles, let them go and fight
themselies; and die, if so be, without wife
or child to mourn them when they fall.—
However, if any of those who would fall in
to the second'elass if married, will repent of
their singularity; the war has already made
widows enough who will not refuse to assist
them in shrinking the eatridge box if they
will only buakle on the harness of matrimo
ny. Let them walk up and show themo-elt«Ts
meu at once. Fight or marry ! Take yew
choice quick !
—We join in the above recommendation
from a contemporary, and trust that the
.acheb 11 all be found tke -11"
bachelors wtii at, ie found to take - up arms
in defence of the Government, as they have
refused to take up arms in accordance with
matrimony.—Post.
The Greatest Mystery.
The body is to die; so much is certain.—
What Cies beyond ? No one who passes the
charmed boundary comes back to tell. The
imagination visits the realm of shadows—
sent out from some window in the seal over
life's restless, waters, but, wings its way hea
vily back, with an olive leaf in its beak as a
token of emerging life beyond the closely
bending horizon. The great sun comes and
goes in the heaven, yet, breathes no secret
of tie ethereal wilderness ; the crescent moon
cleaves her nightly passage across the tipper
deep, but tosses over board no message, and
displays no signals. The sentinel stars chal
lenge each other as they 'walk their nightly
rounds, but we catch no syllable of their
countersign which gives passage to the hea
venly camp. Between this and the other
ife-is a great gulf fixed, tier. I• • •
.
er.eye nor toot can travel. The gentle friend
whose eyes we dosed in their last sleep long
years ago, died with rapture in her wonder
stricken eyes, a smile of ineffable joy upon
i_.
her lips, and hands folded over a triumphant
heart, but her lips, were p k speeelOind in
,titnated nothing of the via on that enthralled
her.—J. G. Boland.
A CHILD'S SYMPATHY.—A child's eyes !
those clear wells of undefined thought!' What
on earth can be so beautiful? Full of love,
hope and curiosity, they meet your own. In
prayer, how earnest! in joy, how sparkling!
in sympathy, how tender ! The man who
never tried the companionship of a little
child has carelessly passed by one of the
pleasures of life, as one passes a rare flower
without plucking it or knowing its value A
child cannot understand, you think! Speak
to i o` the holy things of your—rel'b , i '
your grief for the loss of a friend, of your
love for some one you fear will not return it;
it will take, it is true., no measure of the
soundings of your thought—will not judge
how much you should believe, whether your
grief is the true ratio in proportion to your
loss, whether you are worthy of fit to attract
the love which you seek—but its whole aoul
will - inoline to yours, and engraft itself, as:it
were, on the feeling which is your feeling
for the hour.
TEE VOICE Or A GREY-BEARD REGIMENT
—The 37th lowa regiment, composed of fa ,
thers and grand-fathers, all over 45 years of
age, lately adopted resphitioris in denuncia
tion of copperheads, two of which read as
follows :
"That we have no sympathy• with any
man, measures or policy, either States or
National, in the least tinctured with. seces
sion.
."That, considering the magnitude of the
rebellion now rac , in ,, I I
so man millions of treasure, bathed so many
home altars in tears, and gloated the very
jaws of death with mingled hecatombs, no
man has.any rights but the gallows who does
not unNesitatingly and unegnivocally decide
for his whole country once and forever, and
adopt as his mote, ,'The Government—it
must and shall be preserved."`
FURS AND SlLK.S.—Muskrat, mink, and
other skins are greatly, in demand, ,and are
bringing fair prices. The business of trap.
ping aud collecting furs is carried on to a
great went in many of the pounties of this
State. There are two kinds of muskrats—
one known as the black, and the other they
red or light brown muskrat. The black
skin is now worth, 25 cents, ,while, the red
will only bring about 20 Cents. • Mink skins
are worth from' $3 to $4, according to quali
ty. Mo4t'of these
they
are exported to
Europe, where they ire Used. Although,
the skunk is a repulsive animal, yet the col
!option of the skins. is quite ,an eitensive.
businbss in' this part of , this State, and, thou
sands, of the'skins are
. exported to Europe,
where they are bighlytialued for' thO fur,
on'account of the black and white color of
the skin ,being so beautifully defined.
,
Why ish newSPaper tike a toirthbrush ?
D'yegtve it up? Because every
have one of his own, and not 'borro_w his
neighbor's.
What kind of tablet are most Useful' in
the world ?. Ve , ,, , e 7 tables;iia-tables and cm-
sailor can't, play the dog
. with Out being
in mortal fear orthe'eat. • •
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r;.:: SOce i ctiatorOal - 4eqcird. 1
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3- 3 ' : BRREVITIIIaw --- it 1
The word ..impossible" is the thothirf
tongue of battfe souli., l
~.„I; . f r7 . r'la.)Nr,`T, ''
,
the ,best neeompaniineheifi rilali c ii'd foiftl . ,
and amiable wifetr , --"4 1 ' l
:3 &': ''"'‘ 11(.''.51t ie
, -
He that loses his:;99useienee has nothing,
left worth keeping 'f, 'n , " • ,
Pride and fo4:'eoiti LOOP peistitti;;mote
thin their necessities:' •
Liberality" consists Tess' in giso• , in
than in giving wisely: •
. The terror of being tbin — fghtptic — eblsl
the ruin of thousands:
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• t Wine and passiOn are raclc often used to
extort words froin'us. ,
Few th:ngs are pecessaryibf' the wants of
this life. but it takefi an infinite , Unmher to
satisfy the demands of opinion:
, .
lie is no mean philosopher who can Bide
it — reasou fora half of what I
Interest speaks all ling,aitAei and ibis all
parts, even that of disinterestedness. itself.
:ople-seldovhu - ''vrititt(W
their 'prejudices and endeavor to control
their passions, . •
Men and actions like ObjeCts of sigl 1 , ave
t
their purls of perspective; serine'niinst,
at a distance:
GiVe us only, only one trial , say the quek,
advertisers•to invalids, "walk into rey parlor
only once" said the spider to a fly.
A person in speaking of wigs, Says,
are "lies with the hair on."
"I have' turned. many a woman's head"
boasted a young nobleman of France. "Ye's"
replied Tal:eyrund "awuy from you."
With every ex ertion the best of mon can
do but a moderate amGunt of good; brit' it
seems in the power of the most contemptible
individual to do incalculable mischief'.
The precept, "know yourself" was net
solely intended to obviate the pride of man
kind • but likewige that we mi ht tindestan,
our own worth
Different soupds'will travel with different
velocity—A call to dinner will run over A
ten-acre lot in a moment and a halt; while T til
summons to return to work takes from five
to ten minutes.
Trouble amon;:qi i ebel Boarding-ifoite
Seepers,—d great many of the keepers ;.of
boardibg houses, who have, through,a4goad
many years, managed to keep a place of, re
fuge and entertainment Open for every pas-'
ser by, have succumbed to the times within
the last week, and closed their establishments
to boarders. The alarming price of provi
sions, coupled with the fact,that the board
already demanded would lot justify an ad
vance, appears to hate determined the notion
of.the boarding house ; keepers jn, the; prom-,
iea 't Is,, z . t. d_ezen_dechaed
ing od did first instant, and their guests are,
thrown upon the town and compeled to seek
quarters elsewhere.- , —Richmottd. Exuviiiser.
AN ADMIRING COPPERHEAD.—The Leb
anon Courier saw —A reliable friend; in
forms us that a Copperhead admirer of Jeff.
Davis, residing in , Atllheitn, Centre county,
recently hid, a. child christened after' the
distinguished triiitor President:of the South
ern confederacy. Not being able •to • find. a
c ergyman Wins .vicinity willing to perform
the cereinonies in connection with ,such a
name, the Copperhead father took the child
to Snyder county, where a clergyman with'a
fellow-feeling dishonored the innocent child
by conferring upon it the name of Jeff. Da
vis. . , • „ • -
HUMAN LIFE.—Ah I this beautiful world.
Indeed, I know not what to think of it.
'Sometimes it is all gladness and sunshine,
and Heaven it is not far off. And then it
changes suddenly / and it is dark and sor
- , the clouds shin - out - the - a:: .
the lives of the saddest of us there* are
bright days like this, when we feel as if we
could take this great world in our arms
Then come the gloomy hours, when the fire
will neither buon in our hearts or on our
hearths, and , all without and within is dis
mal, cold and_dark. Believe me eery heart
has its secret sorrows, which the world knows
not; and oftentimes we call a man cold, when
he is only , sad. —Longfellow.
If thFdiiii ever laughs, it must be at
hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he
has; they, serve 'him better than any others,:
and yet receive no pay; what, is still more
extraordinary, they submit to greater mar
tifications to go to .hell than, the sincerest .
Christian togo to heaven.
There is giace in a benefit that.-sticks
to the firrrers.
To grow up to the, skies, we. Inuit first be
plantellow in the duet:
It is sometimes necessary to test the so4pd
ness of 4 man as we do that of a
~ten-itipb—
y giving him a few smart thumpi.
The ph3q3leiso who is .advertising to, me
"all kinds of female weakness" must the
Meat fiionderfal of all dOotors:
In life we shall tad :many men than are
graat;and some men•that are good, but very
few Thin that are both great-and good •
;The-,experioaan of many- a Arcr:—A'tithst
n-foolTmr been 1" Tho asper . iencenfrnmisyr
it' fooirsergoa
MEW
is sofa one hut summer i ay, e 4 e I
. ne-
Aro miner to. ring him a Linclkerehlf.
, The
o tiicier was instantly obeyed. "41triv
it to my nose?" After ., holding. it llte:tel''a
ete. i ot, AT), the 'op ra , :i gepMeltran
'sprung the'floor r atid gaVeihe Fick)?nagger
sent'a kick " which him • lieadledi, die's:Rite
:time. , remarking ; '.".Yeti black yolt
knew what I wanted—why
0 0.41,vortv °Frit-IL:01d t ,Trritalaie, to
Priiv'entitineitite:tiaders,'Uno?lingl,likni, by
klitackino at his aboi to dispelWe'lie Weir - Wares
nfgxed tiAls knocker a label -tethisAffeCt:e—
"The inhabitants of this house...never , buys
anything at- the door—Hawkers, beware !"
He was Idiemil l ally autioyershortly'z'nfter by
a loud knocking at his parlor windoy, front
which he_saw two fellows with clothos n limi 4 ,
mats, and peg sell. Throwing up the
sash in a pretty considerable idg . d, he bantled
iiVered the 'hawkei: "then 'dnift_yoti'see
o notice affixed to 'my ;knocker that l: Haver
buy anythipgAt: the:d,oorY,' beLiture
do; so ye thought we, wonldpficki t A9lo, pnd
try to de a little the, windovi::'
Old Irritable straightwaiinaileit t pt 4lhttaQ,
but alsosent for:a and had thelvfol
loning tichlitio'n made to' his - announectnent
I"Nor At thd.4inttow'ei ther." • • '
A philosophical old gentleman was one'
day paisibg a ne* school house; 'ireeidd
somewhere 'towards the soting Auck` . 'boriters'
of our. glorious Union, when. his attention
was suddenly attracted to a crowd gathered
around the door. He inquired of a boy
whore he met what was going on. . - .
IV,ell, , uotSin"eept the sliule
,commit ! tyr,
and they're going in. •
P ; Vitai
"Os! committeenieots to-day.,
'."Well/' continued the boy "yo* see 13111,
that's our, biggest boy, 'got mad,
.ther,.,utAcc
da at the teacher' and so he went all around
and gathered dead cats.. Nothilf 'lead
eats, and cats, , and eats. Oh 'twas , orful,
them cats!' "
"Pshaw! *hat:hard the' eats , ter dO^ with'
the school committee?" , ~.
"Now, well, youl see Bill ; kept : in,Dringing,
cats and cats; alters pilia' thete.,;np
, yond• A i
er," pointing to a large pile, as large in eg g ,
tent as a pyramid.; and considerablftiVignatie'
"and he piled/them:, • ..Nothin' but. cats;
cats r - • ‘, •
_.,!4Never _ Mind,c-my sort ; what 'Bilk n
what has the',committee met for ? I
"Then sill got sick ahandliit',.th,enh and
everybocl,y got sick a noe:in'
got. madder- and did'n t give
a pirin' up',ihecnts ,
, "Tell'whrit the cOntinittee are holding' a.
meetly for?", ' •.-
%Why,. the saltula lotamittee are ,:toitt?- tba•
hold a meetia' to say whether they . 4..49.0F0,,
the ekalehmisear theicats.V!
• The akcio*inian; wapPrOPLiViza 4 olo 3 -
Iy.
The: Behekttii 1: their NorthweatelivVii-'
pathizerrs.—The- Richmond Er.p4cer r , refer
rifig'to' tlib ''ebtiperheicl dethoristratiointre
theNorthweit •
~,‘fiseito*,; , sppod to the sympathies: ettht!,
NergMst'ih she Pro P 4 . l r, sPixite — that
the'iiaporiet. hope ' gm& 'feelingS !stuck'
(they:say) arectitshitig• and &icing isivirda."
nova,im let on not. rudely; Writ :tackle their;
spring, in Ake acrsaisr hawk' bet .vatiter,open
yithISPAS s4inttesi Aga - ptiel~ittislat,
aP 444 440 4119t
_te.viTAoll# l .4i4Mesiwz
+r 414, 4 14 . "Ak a eilrrialli'Vi'f 4 i
" r t , ! "/ :,"' 11 7 ). ':...',.. •
n*l4Vk")v.v.ltry..,:•*iitillitt.ooo4
i ~., > i"".~.., .sl~l
111
. ,
Ma -
••jiMilre o eitX .
pet -e" •
- teitaticcittOltriVidu
.trJ lifts the
. t • there
heaviest weight crane::
d; AlingW womati ; ha44onerally ;but a sin
gle f k urpose, and we all know-What. that. is.
Th`oloomitioriest `way to steal to boy and
`child N./fib; "eti'Od boiif,' did not
j : .:
,Ibis pyidept:frern the history of womanrs
creation, say "list, you ; will fey her, that she
is obly it sidelissiiti."
- • , r 1; ! ' • ,
:Why, isa graigopf,sand in Abe eye, like a
a senoohnaster'i cane? be6au , :e it hurts the
paid/.
lilaYel said that if men,shpuhi
,rise
"tram
deul and read their "tipiticiihs, sonic of
therti:woold think they 'had''' - got into the
wrong grave.
The heart that soars upward escapes little
cares and vexatious; the birds that fly high
"iiaVe not the dust of tte road tlpou their
I
1,1430. I ' ' :
The condition aa notion may tlepcntl.np-
I i I i man
,s s umac c; ruin a pi • • e sa n
Wand aticantbeeibay break . forth a eSela
.
flog war.
Said a purchaser to a • horse-dealer,
that animal sure-looted?' ..P . grfecpy i ' a•cid
thejockey, 'when he , puts, foot 'clown,
yOu'd think lie jeever Was' koii3,l" td take it
A. duel was fougnt iu3ligsissippi lately by
S. K. Knott and A. W. Slott:: "The 'result
was, Knott %yak shot, and Shot Was tiet.L—
In :those circumstances ,we would- lather
have been Shutt than Knott.
Papa, didn't you whipmeunce for.biting.
Tommy
Yes, my child ; you hurt him much.
Well, then, Papa, you ought to'whip
ter's musie master, too, for he .bit sister,
yesterday, right on the mouth; and I ~Icoßw
it hurt her, because she put her arms around
his neck andlried to choke him "
geutletnam (lowa. South, real pia.
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