Village record. (Waynesboro', Pa.) 1863-1871, August 08, 1862, Image 1

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VOLUME XVI.
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WHO, NOT RAVING SERVO'S LO?E.
It is easy to love when eye meets eye,
And the glance reveals the heart;
When the flush on the creek can the soul bespeak,
And the lips ,in gladvss part;
There's a thrilling bliss in it loving kiss,
And a spell in a kindly tone,
And the spithath chains of tenderness •
To fettor and bind its own.
But a holier spell and a-deeper joy
For a purtr fountain flow, •
' When the soul sends higher its;incense fire,
And rests no more below:
When the heart goes up to the gate 'of heaven,
-And haws before the throne, .
• And striking its harp for sins forgiven,
Calls the Saviour all its own.
Thouph Aga= now ,on the lovely brow
That felt fur us the thorn ;
Though afar from henie'we pilgrims roam,
And our feet with..toit are worn;
't'ho'ugh we never have press'd that pierce6l hand,
It Metro Ached our.-lives above;
And we own his care, in grateful prayer,t
"Whom, not haVing seen, we love."
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WeLhasa fettitirnirietuNbr menty , a letir,
Whesslst , thmAti.tent-tire knee ;
That meity's !per, that giorieus faith,
DuairtgavilThr,:eame from thee.
en we stood beside the dying bed,
And watched the loved one go,
In the darkening hour we felt his power,
As it stilled the waves of woe.
And still, as we climb the hills of time,
And the lamps of earth•grow
We are hastening on from faith to sight,
We are pressing near to Him;
And away front idols of early mould,
. Enrnptuied we gaze sbove;
And long to be where his arms enfold,
"Whom, not having seen, we love."
SIZE DIED SO YOUNG.
se-her-in-the-monag-hour
No inure-she greets my eight ;
They buried her beneath the flowers,
The flowers gay and bright;
One evening in the springtime fair,
With music on her tongue ;
She pass'd away, and in despair
We wept for ot.o so young.
The violets sweet and beautiful,
Still lingered in their liars ;
Why lived she not as long as they,
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Her nature was like theirs ;
And yet what boots this idle verse,
Why should my heart be wrung ;
She level, me not—ilien why should I
• Mourn that she died so young.
Beware of the Wine-Cup.
All the martyrs who have fallen in the
beastly wars of Bacchus, were drafted from
the battallions of moxierate drinkers. Past
experience shows us that it is dangerous to
drink moderately. The man of ill-trained
pride, who desires to show his power of re
sisting; temptation—the man who says "1
can Zink and not get drunk, or be a drun
kard"—is standing on slippery ground, and
is ibrtunate if he does not tali. He is tam
pering with a two-edged sword, and skirmish
ing with that wily foe, the serpent awl the
still. If the man, unaccustomed to the us
of ardent spirits, can justify an excuse for
taking a "little think.," how can he a'oid
the tempting wine-cup when he shall have
acquired a thirst for it ? That thirst comes
on imperceptibly and by degrees. The
worm of the still creeps unheard, and winds
its•coil slowly around Its victim. Then •
Beware of the wine•rup, Oh! mortals beware !
Fora liCatily and uncurious serpent lurks there,
Thu' the hues ut the mousier are pleasing and
futr
Bt ware of the serpent, Oh ! mortals beware!
There are others who, perhaps, at first
would not so willingly drink, if left to them
selves, but declare that they cannot refuse
the pressing invitation of warm -friends.--
Though these old friends are not dragging
angels down, yet perhaps they are: leading
their associates to perdition. There are oth
ers more depraved and inure blamable than
these. I allude to those urea who openly
declare their sprees and the fun they have.
thus enjoyed, I cannot think there is mush
hope fur such. Deaf to the voice of con
science, and to the Whisperings of pride,
they are almost irretrievably gone. They
may spend their youth in 13aechanalian rev
elries, and dancefor a while the giddy drun
lard's round; yet, the harvest of life will
come, and then nothing will be reaped but
sorrow. But if there is one drunkard to be
•It , • dr -table tit -,tr
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-as more detestable twin a, iinTeTs,
it iS the sly mitibight tippler, who watches
till unsuspecting: ones are asleep ) then skulks
yuts a_b4ttle ,under ha
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the dungeon,. ; penitentiary • and gal ws ob
tain their victims. And .need we wonder
that arson, robbery and wurder,a cowmen
crimes Y
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The following , extract is from a letter:
which was written upon the. death of a
'
"It went in the mOrning:---a bright an.
adiaat morning--manywent yesterday, mor:
to-day, and theye dews to be shed for the de
parture of to-morrow. And can
.it be , won
dered that pleasautsummer mornings Should
beguile theminto going ?- 7 .1:t is a marvel
they do not wait for the burden - of the noon,
but follow the lark and her songs • over the
ruins of the 'rainbow ?—That those words
so beautiful they should make so ,true, an.
"joy cometh in the morning s?"
Going in the'morning ! A glorious morn
ing ! when the sky is all beauty, and the
world is all bliss, ere the dews have gone t.
Heaven, or the stars have gone to God; whe
the.birds are singing, and the cool winds ar:
blowing, and the flowers are out that,will b ,
shut at noon, and the clouds that are never
rent 'n twain, and the shadows inlaid wit.
eri on lie away to the west.
We have sometimes seen "a little coffin
like a casket'for jewels, all alone by itself i
a huge hearsionelancholy with plumes, an.
gloomy aa,a,4owe, and we have thought
not so, sh,.*sl; . we,accompany those a huh
way whe,44,,in "the morning. We hav ,
wonde.sed why they did not take the littl ,
coffiuinto:the carriage with them and lap i
gentl; upon their laps, the sleeper there lul
led to,Siumber without a bosom or a cradle.
We have wondered what there was for tea
to suoh a going—in the early morning fro
home to home—like fair, white doves wit
downy wings emerging from neather nigh
and fluttering for entrancethe windows o
Heaven. Never yet has there been a wan
ting to take the wanderer in and shut on
the darkness of the storm.
Upon these little faces, it never seemed to
us, that death could place its great seas; there
is no thought of the carnal house in those
young listeners to, that invitation, - whose ac
ceptance we are bona not to forbid; there
should be morning " gongs and sighs; fresh
TV )t - ba c ot ' - ----",* •no tears-
AO firers lulu no ....A11,54.;:" luvuluaug j
or clouds, but bright dews and bright dawn
ings together.
Fold up the white robe; lay aside the for
gotten toy; smooth the little impressed pil
low and gently smile as` you think of the
garment, of gold and of the fair brow with
in the diadem of light; smile as you think
that uo years can make that memory old.—
An eternal, child, waiting about the thresh
hold of Paradise far a friend from home.
Here the glad lips would quiver with an
guish; the bright curls grow grizzled and
gray; the young hegrt weary and old; but
there, changeless as the stars, and young as
the last new morning.
The poet tells us of the green bough
rent -by the tempest, swept rudely along the
breast of an angry river, and a mother bird
with cries of grief uttering beside it, for
her nest and nestlings were there. Oh ! bet
ter to be wafteci`away from earth thus, than
that they should drift around the world in
storm.
When children turn immortal we should
write:
Sublime Picture of Old Age.
Ile greatly errs who imagines that old age
cannot be beautiful.
There is naturally but one disease—that
of old age. -To leave the world as gently as
go out the embers of the hearth or as the can
dle in its socket, without pain, shock, or
spasm, this is worth taking pains for I Lit
erally, the lot is terrible of a man with , tot
tering limbs and gray hairs; dying by piece
meal, from racking rheumatism, from spas
modic withina—from torturing gout, or the
sldw eating cancer—the mind all the while,
by reason of' incessant pain, growing More
querulous, bitter, and atheistic ! On the
other hand, how ineffably beautiful it is to
arrive at a hearty, buoyant -old age, without
ache, or pain, or sadness • .sunshine always in
the face ; gladness dm eye—the heart,
meanwhile,• welling up -Ind running over
with human sympathicE, and love divine of
whom "my mother, sang," so oft in the clear,
sweet, and cherry tones of youth and health.
'The day glides swiftly o', r their heads;
Made up of innocence and love,
And einft end silent as the shades,
Their nightly ' III mutes gently move.
Quick as their thoughts their joys come on,
But fly not halls., swift awav :
Their sou'le are ever bright as noon,
And cairn as summer eveningsb ,
.."
And when their work is done, their jour
ney ended, the life of times melts into au im
mortal existence
"As fades a swat:net' cloud away.
As sinks n gale when h onus are o'er,
As ge.,tly shuts the aye of day / .
As dies a wave atom the afore."
1 1 3 hat a the lamp of life thus go out phy:
sically, we must be regularly, lemperatively,
actively, for by theie, means only pan the hu
man clock work well till all the wheels' wear
out together, and all cease their 'running at
the same instant;, and thereis uo :shock, no
pain, no torture ' and scarce a perceptible
struggle, se .that the moment 'of departure
can belfotod only by _the serutiuizing eye.—
'Headed may such be 'your exit" and' mine:
• Yoga Erriii ON YOUIV, I STEIGHZ!Oit,4!
=Taki care of then'. let them stir
without. watching. ..The 'play do someth ing
wronglf . you b e 'sure' seder
knew thein anything bad ,, bdt niai 'be
on your account they have not: 'Perhaps if ,
it hacit,,rnot boon foi...your.kind care they
theuitiCives . 4nd
'lies along time ',ago. Tlierefoiliidt:Ohix
any, effort to keep Iliptit where .theili4ght
your iiwiilittsihags that will
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WAYNEBOIiO', s COUNTY; PENNSAVANIi i . , .,i I 4Tii. 7 kORNING,-AUQI*T:k.4B62.
A Beattibil Eieritet.
"Gone in the morning
And "there is no night there."
Encouraging. Signs.
We' are glad'.to see almost 'everywhere
signs that the nation is arousing frOut the in
activity and despondency whieh,followed the
recen tales lefore Riohmon ief
titration; says a, eoteinporary,- sholiifirevery.
man that •no time: was to.belokt in moping
and : croaking, but that' action, n*ift; wire,
patriotic action was imperatively needed.' It•
was seen that without this our peril was im
minent, that with this we had everything te
hope.• .It was manifest that the Rebels had
by conscription brought. their :artily tethe
highest point possible, and. nevi:llagain could
they make, any more: formidable drimonstraL
tion than they had. It was equailymanifest
that we had by no means exhausted our. re
sources, either in money or men: The sim
ple' 'question remaining was,- Mal we use
them? To this it would seem there could
be but one answer. And there is but one._
Thank Heaven I , that answer the nation is
beginning to give. The money must be fur- ,
niched, the men must be furnished. So say
the people, from Maine to the Pacific, and
so it shall be. .Does any one suppose that if
we show the same earnestness and solf-deni
il which the Rebels', have shown that there.
can be a particle of doubt about the result ?
Suppbae we put every, available man intethe
field, nos they have done, suppose we waive
our ordinary business for the time, and
concentrate all our energies upon this one
work, suppose we wage war with all the ear-•
oestness of raal warfare, does any rational
man believe that the result can be in the
least doubtful. And' does any man who-un
derstands the aims and the character of the
Rebel leaders think for amoment that,if we
were 'actuated by merely selfish mothes, vs , :e
can afford to allow them to conquer? It is
a question not alone of suppressing rebellion
but of preserving our own peace and inde
pendence anti self-respect in the future.—
This the people are beg inning to understand
as they should. And does any one who .
knows the true men of these loyal States be
lieve that they can hesitate in such a crisis ?
rust the.-pe oi In
of this foul rebellion they have been true as
steel to the great principles they profess.—
They have met every demand the Govern
ment has made on them, and made it cheer
fully and bravely. • They will meet every fu
ture demand. They will never allow this
fair heritage to be blighted by the triumph
of the accursed rebellion. They will remain
faithful. to the.. end, and Heaven will crown
their 'fidelity and patriotism with success.—
Let every man of us move at once, and do
what in him lies to speed the happy day of
triumph. Now is the hour to show wheth
er 'wanting' must be written against our
names after we have been weighed in the
scales in which Heaven has uow placed us.
—American
The Army in Summer.
Some persons seem to have the idea that
active operations in the field are going to be
suspendid till fall. Nothing of the kind.—
We are not likely to have much warmer wea
ther than that during which our army has
already fought so vigorously. Besides, the
enemy will forego nothini',,, to our injury (I),
account of the season, and we can stand ser
vice better than they can. This fact was
conclusively proved by the statistics of the
Mexican, war. How would the British ever
put down the Sepoy rebelpon if they had
not taken the field resolutely in a climate
far "hotter and more debilitating than any
which prevails in this country ? Neither
should we have carried through the war of
the Revolution but fur fighting in hot weath
er. The followilkis list of the battles
fought during hot months iu the war of the
Revolution :
June, 1775, Battle of Bunker Hill.
" 1776, Attach on Fort Moultrie by
the British.
" 1778, Battle of Monmouth-.
July, 1778, " of WylVnitig.
" 1779, Tryon's 111 o,l4iThon.
" Capture of Stony Point..
Aug , 1776, Battle of Long Island*
" 1777, Defeat of St. Leger.
" " Battle of Bennigton.
" 1778, " of Long Island.
" 1780, Battles of Hanging Rock and
Camden.
Sept., 1777, First Battle at Stillwater with
Burgoyne:
" " Battle of Brandywine.
" of b`utaw Springs;
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All these battles, North and Soutk, were
fought in the Hottest weather of the year,
and both armies wore in full activity.—Bos
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ton Journal. - , .
E OULD ,NQT• OTHER.-
Not, lung ,since, when some forty of the
children in charge of the Childrea's - Aid So
ciety, of New ..York, -wore arranging for re
moval to thewest, a boy, was oCerved,fold
ing with great care his old cap, having pie.
ously taken out its lining—a small piece of
faded calico.
"Juhn,"- called a friend, "what are you
going to do with. that- weasel calico?".
"Please, sir, 'Cis, not greased, it is all that
I have to remember my dead mother by, it's
part of her dress, which I cut off when she
lay dying in the garret---street."_
The question .and the; answer were too
much, for the little fellow,, and putting the
strip under his shirt next.to his hreast„bur
led his faee iu his hands filted : the room 4 v,rith
,
.11an, Woman,whoever you ',Teak ten
derlY, to e that boy neyoss,...phe way. , lie. inay
be au orphan . • His pother and - cuther May
loth
_.be lathe ,*taveyerd yonder.: Dear
child, }ie hannotluns'„hut his .own hands liyy
iFhieh te7work la way. in .tik.q..w.o4d., Spa:*
kindly to hi m. Perhansine4sy sopryltin
may walk, the ear t h, whose name and yours
shall:spell alike. • .
Let tischound **rum artortwo linos
#Dee take , licej - lest,xe each
• ' • 04 • — "BY
- 't - dean=
eyoo . .no ea ey are
',The breve who fell on glory's field
Aloft on Vie!ory'sstirry,shield,
.
They ere not they tire not ~ dead
Thejnartyrs of our holy cause :
trot dead is be, end doutilV,danined, ,
Whbie ibbelliind the sabre &diva!
They are not dead—they rre not dead—
The brave who fell,on Shiloh 's plain
Nor these'whose lifezhlodil gushing fell
other field, like crimson _rain,
Their names and fame forever dear;"
Are tint hi lines of Bing' light—
And they will Shine while traitors sink
Into oblivion's endlees night.
They are not
dead—they are not dead—
'A nation clitsPstherii in it's brawn;
Beneath it's starzylag, the brave,
Are gently laid to take their rest,
The laurel wreath's unfailing given t
Contrasts the lily, White as'snow, -•
And Victory's halo glcanteth bright
Above each 'sleeping' broth ' ' '
A Confirmed Grumbler.
Some time ago there Hied in Edinburgh
a. well known grumbler named Sandy Black,'
whose ofteh-recurring fits of spleen or indi
gestion produced some amusing 'scenes of,
senseless irritability, which were,highly
rel
ished brill except the brute's good, patient
little wife. One morning Sandy rose bent
on a quarrel; the huddles and eggs were ex
cellent, done on a turn, and bad beenorig,r
ed .by himself the previous evening; Old
breakfast passed without the looked-fur cause
of complaint.
"What will you have for dinner, Sandy?''
said Mrs. Black.
"A chicken, madam."
"Boast or boiled?"
"Confound it, maim, if you had been a
good and considerate wife you'd have known
before this what I liked." Sandy' growled
out, and, slamming the door behind him, left
the house. It was in spiing,`. and a friend
who was present heard , the little wife. say,
"Sandy is bent on a disturbance to-day;
%Lill to
The dinner-time came, and Sandy and his
friend sat down to dinner, the fish was eaten
in silence, and, on raising the cover of the
dish before Min i in a towering passion. he
called out, "Boiled chicken? I hate it; Mad
am.. 'A chicken boiled is a chicken spoiled."
Immediately the cover was raised for a
nother chicken, roasted to a turn.
"Madam, I won't eat roast chicken," roar
ed Sandy; "you know how it should have
been cooked !"
At the instant a broiled chicken, with
mushrooms, was placed on the table.
"Without green peas!" roared the grum
bler.
"Hero they are, dear," said Mrs. Black.
'Mow dare you spend my mouez in that
way?"
"They 'were a present," said the wife in
terrupting hiin.
Rising from his chair and rushing froth'
the room, amidst a roar of laughter from his
friends, he clenched his 'fist and shouted,
"How dare you receive a present without my
leave !"
President Lincoln.
The 'Special correspondent of the London
Times,' writino. from New York speaks as fol
lows of the i'resident:
There can be no doubt that the. President
is the most popular man in the United States.
Without education or marked ability, ' with-
Put the personal advantages of A pleasant or
courteous manners, and placed unexpectedly
in a position of unparelled difficultrand (hu
ger, he has so conducted himself amid the
storm of passion thfit rages around him, as
to have won the good opinion of everybody.
There is not a journal in the e unary that
speaks of him except with high respect;
there is not a soldier in the field who does
not love end honor him; and there is not a
man in private life, whatever may be his po
litical opinions or his views upon the ' origin,
conduct, or progress of the war, who does
not cheerfully admit that Mr. Lincoln has
shown himself equal to his work, and rescued
the Presidential office from the contempt in
to which it was falling,
The explanation is to befound in his man
ly common sense, and his unquestionable hon-
esty. Ineorrupt, amid the corruption, perse
vering amid the vacillation; and single mind
ed, amid the false pretence' and tortuous
douhle-dealing of three fourths. 'of the pub
lic men with whom he has been brought in
to contact, he has Concentrated upon himself
without seeking it, an amount of - eoufidence
that Washington himself., never enj eyed ~ an
of j)OPttlarity that 'was only beeped 'upon
*that 'l. ~ :r trai :
Mr. .1 4 incoln's character arc; h is, :good nature
and his plaa, eqnal,to, that .of Lord .P.2.diner7
stop, in backing his, friends; beth of Viich
hik Message t Congress exonOretingllS
Ministers, and especially Mr.„Simon-Cumer
on; from all blame for an: error or illegality
of which they may have been guilty, and as
*sliming the whole responsibility , 'of every One
of'their acts, is a very remarkable pioof -
nAR.D. , . , .0)/ 'rim 8 LAvELEss.—The Point
Pleasant , - 1611xter- (Western -Virginia) khan
been proVoked into saying: "We know of
some trifling devils, who aro not worth, :flye
cents on the dollar' of tlie debts they owe,
and who couldn't buy a itiggei if they , weio
selling. at &Jolley pettlozen, ,that .tiro blath=
ering about Southdh Rights and apply., the
term of Abolitionistlcloyal meg' generally,
'and. milking Move fuspnboutAbd. irtent&ist
ble nigger, than ,the.Jarge4 .sleyehOlder, in
r the,•CountiY. - .ln nine *ca.ses
° tint of ten Ahey
are . peso& of 'that' ' Of" ConteMptible
bootlicks,' whtshanw around • irierF •of worth
and position nuti c „stand ~ , rasflp.Ao, l lo.;_their
bidding in the hopes of cur - iying. favor.
1 1 Y 01 i'vP 1 /I'Obgvc l 4 44l - 13 Aiilltell.rand . trilerAttice
to' have tli fir , pq►intpil' bp4xoB, 4 pr.oppreci tb
Intend te apply suChlpadlting_ejnatets to
u 0444 iickither
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A minister in' the suburbs 4: Etlinhii'rg;
some time ago, met a man 'whoie'ciiantenaikce
was the picture of despair, hiAtink
„AM*
nd — concettling — something -- under -2
The minister asked him what 3v theihatter.
The reply - Was: .
have attempted twice thin - dak to, pa,'
end to my life, bit , have '
',Weil,' treFetited,
Still lam determined
~ to hang' atiYself. I
cannot live. 1 can earn £2 eek at my
Work,. hut i. T
I. cannot save a half-penny of it.
I liavS ruined Myself by . dritAlheve beg
gared my wife; and family can live no
longer.' ;
'Now,' said the minik!,hou , ntust join
the total abstinence Societf .
'I - have dime it already, he answered,' many
a_time, but I'm no better. I • cant help it.'
'Well,' said the mini ster, I willtell you
what we will . , do. I am . .not.,a n abstainer,
never was, anill have always liked a glass of
wine, but if you` will promise to keep the .
pledge; I . will take' it along with you; and
We will keep• it together.'
The man's attention was arrested; they
both put their names to a' paper drawn up on
the spot, and after keeping it secretly fiir cis
week's, publicly joined• qtotat abstinence so
ciety.. Several years afterward, the minister
related this incident in a largo,, company of
other Ministers, and added: "hat roan
ip
now a member of My .. inie Of
the most , active 'elders in it. I now ask you ;
did I right or did I wrong? If I •did right,
then I ask you to go and do likewise.'
Sad Incident of the .Wati
A correspondent, writing form , Harrison's
Landing, July 11th, mentions a peculiarly
d istressing incident of the latelattles hefbre
Richmond. The Tory regiments were draWn
up, in line of battle, awaiting an attek. from
the enethy, when a Rebel soldier was seen to
emerge from the woods - and come inthe,
tian of the regiment. His obippt was un
knoWn, 'and as he carried his druid and `Sc-
coutremente it was not even gunAed'at. bar
hose•-•tham—heantas..lookinc..
dente of a brother. Some one, drew mid
shot' him through the bowels as he came
within firing distance. As he fell he called
for a surgeon., and" begged that his life might
be saved. He said he was a good Union man
—that the old
. flag was his flag—=and though
he was fighting against it; it was apon com
pulsion. He had 'been forced to join a
Mississippi regiment, and was" in the act of
escaping to the Nothern troops When he was
shot. The poor fellow drew from bolo
a little picture of the "Star Spangled Banner,'
which he said he had carried a year. Ba , ,
alas, surgical skill could not avail him: H
died in a short time beneath the old flag at
last, just as he hoped the day of his deliver
ance bad come.—troy Times.
BACK SOON.—We went to the office door
of a friend and fowl* it a card,.with this
inscription, Gone to-----Back,soon.'.
So, we thought,, men just step out of vir
tue's path to view temptation,. intending , to
some back soon. Alas ! -they know no t
chorus and power of sin: Many a person
tolls his conscience; I will just look at a cer
tain „master, but will be back soon. The
world of despair contains many lost sinners,
who intended to come back soon from a sea
son of indul 'n sin. Back soon, hardly
ever applies to the ielding to tempta
tion. Generally, it is ong way and n long .
time back to true repentance and peace.
How many brave and true hearted soldiers
have gone to the army who told their friends
that they would be back soon.. God grant
they may; but what chances are against thein.
'Back soon' Som any place, is what God on
ly knows will be true in every case. Death
regards no man's appointments.—Dt.r.
. ,
MAraJ3lokiY BO ft N DED. —The state of
matrimony has at last been bounded and de
scribed by some Western student, wha says:
'lt is . hounded by huging and kissing on one
side, and cradles and babiep on the other.
Its chief products are populat; on, broomsticks
aid staying out' late o' nights. It was dis
eoveretrby Adam and Eve, while trying to
find a northwest-passage out of, Paradise.
The tlitnato is sultry till you pass the tropics
of housekeeping, when squally weather sets
in with 'such power ato
the
all hands as
cool as Cucumbers. For the principal roads
leading to - this interesting - State, consult the
first pair of blue eyes yon meet."
A,. good lady, who had tWo.ehildren sick
with the - measlest, wrote to' a friend for the
best 'remedy. 'The friend had jUSt 'received
note from another' lady inquiring the way
to_mar , iiekles—lnAltesonf 'oi the lad
who inquired about the pickles, received the
remedy fir ' the' measels; - and. the anxious
mother"of the sick children,• read with hor
ror the following—" Scald them three or
four times in very but vinegar, and,sprinkle
them with sult,,ancl in a few days they will
be cured."
—lf a man during fifty years Chews every
day two inches iit solid plug, (and millions
do it,), it_ will amount at the. end of that time
to 6:300, feet. or a, mile, and a_ quarter of solid
tobaeO, • half an inch thick and tWo inches
broad ; and will 6st -11500.•
T4efiarth. was- nvdejtpd adorned for a life
of joy ns well as sorrow—if was not hungjn
dental daikieiti and 'winter; it fias swept re
tires for day and saintlier:
Ted
Ted inanylitis iwe a ;mitre in the State, too
few a weakness; tlioseloo - gentle; are.teldiiii
obeyed,, those op/pre - WA sel4oet,expent.4 .
•
,'.Shaft beetsepehtanettflmli•Auty, negleeted
A
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floe' a cted: •
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4s, •
:14:%ifig MilthorquAktliq'hlpfraii* ,
,
.N2O.
1 - trn.mc)R*,trietii ,
"Q ropaßPlolllh high
ways unlined] moFd me 60ynya.
,; Gen., antinr's, l #toniamathdp=ar,e ; no shatp
that he, needn't file them. -
Sooldbig?Nother -,triakes a miserable
hglishold.
.
'RP ,desttoy; rats -cui off, theiehq*, with
a Paii- ' , 4 •0#0 8 . /1 0 1 ,,M ;, • ; t-t
- A: maw is like' miegg: letep.thimzitiqhob.
Water: klittle.,.wkila,„he iteknboilitietop
long, and he gets hard
Why dose a boy, trying to • peep . into-a
garden, remind one of a husband 'who takes
db heed - of tVecoiding wife? Because he looks
over the failing. , • • : •
Don't despair. If yoli slip" doNkria, jitst'ket
up.' A stout heart is as sure tolnally wether
the wale as a prat tygiyl is to bring clown the
man of her choice.
A little- girl being" naked by r mother,
after she had said the 'Lord's Prayer, what
she supposed' was the Meaning of "Arneni"-
said: "I guess it means, ‘Good-bye Lord,",-
"Pa, didn't I here yen say the other"day
You wanted- Ei didiir PiesSri--"Y6's, &lighter;
where can get Oner —"Why, you try Zieke
Stokes; he hugged me the other, evening,at
the party, an' I tell you.he made me grunt."
All the pretty women of New Orleans are
not Yankee-haters; One of them recently
fell in love with a handsome . Union officer at
first sight, and now that he is sick and, in the
hospital, she takei hint flowers every day,
soothes his aching brow,,and says all sorts of
sweet ihings to hlin. • • •
"Can yotugiya v nie bills for a ten . dollar
goidpiece.?".uslted a very pretty, yourig lady
of a youn ,, man named Was
terulirig atoro:' • '
oi -1 1 — cannoti'f , was the - repiy. :•• • ;t1 ;• •
• ."Clut you ehlidge, -with 4.single:- hip!
she askel: • • ,! •
yes, i ~
i•pLiess so =3au see titek
me Bill,•and I'ni"..l.e; and Uin entirelij-at
your service." ' • ' - • ••• --
. .
Daring the stormy days oflB4B two stal
wart mobocrats entered the 'Bank'of . tlie'iate
Baron A. Rothschild'; at Frankfort.
"You have millions on millions," said they
itO him, "and we have nothi4s pin must di
ivide with us."
" Very well; what do you-suppose tbe firm
'if Rothschild is worth ?,
"About forty millioria of
! "Forty Millions Welt now
there are just forty iniliious "Alf people in
Germany; that will be a flp,yi.R..al.p*e;Alrctis
yours."
POETRY OF NATURE.-4 Y 4 sgitylf
our acquaintance, who., has; bejpioti gt
visit to the West, has returnia(trilifopticiii
'ideas.' It muStho' OrOnitied 'that She orig
nateei in the mountailioUS'parts of Vermont.
Here is a speeimEirt of her stjte:—
Great Western world orbottom land,
Flat as a pancake. rich as grease, • •
Where the • roachesßmw as hig as toads,
And 'fikeeters dre as big as
Oh ! lonsome, windy, grassy place, , ,
Me" heeerikes and the hogs, preiaii,
The first as yeller as their face,- -•
Thelasfivith pretty eticliag tads. t
, .
,
l'ekratiter live.an Camel-hump ,,
'And fie A . yankee Doodle beggar,.
Vlialfwhere they 'never see a stump, •
And shako to driath Vvithlever Titeget.'
The following is, said to have passed, , :
school down east • , .
\V hat is the niost, northern town in
•United• States.? , •
'The North Pole!, -
- 'Who .is it inhabited by l'
'By the Poles,
'That's right. . Now what's the ,meaning
of the word stoop?" - •
4 1_ don't know, sid
'What,do•l do when I bend ov.er•thusr:
'You scratches your shins, sir-?:., ..;
4What is•the meaning of the 170 . rd:carver
don't know, sir?'
'What does your father do when- he sits
down to the table?' 1 • :
'Ho axes for the brandy.bottle? • ,
'I don't mean that. Well,: then,_,whet
does yo other do When posit , down-. 10
the table ?'
'She says sho•will wring our.necks, ifylte
spill any greese on the fluor.'
lled as a
armor was _ . witneas : , to..pme
the bat character of Enoch Jones,,islio , had
formally been oue of his* neat.
Counsel asked: ' •
'•Well, what do you know of 4 , ,Toncis i „kbe
bFarmer—"l can't: say that knowlinn i nh
about' hlin.'r • -
Lawyer- 7 1 ,04)es h,q , bear a good;
Fanner,-Wn, didn't like him tioi o too
well in our nciithhor,hood.'!.,•,*:,,:,, •
3 / 4 4) sawyer—= We don't supPose,y,tat didOint
would . you `,tru.4t him, or balieyftilii* gnder
onthr"
Fi4irner 77 -‘iffe might tell „ibcitittilt if #
was for his interest.
Lawyer—"Da' yOu, really 'think hisk - ipl
tone*, wad", „ •
rainier- 7 "I `navei gave.litni 1101?4°O. to
kcal in'Ahing ?rem ,
Lftwarer-=-f'Buit ita yep 'think 4&*Oufa
ettitAkirtbe•istri:ok-tepportanitirr
Ptrnd ,f`Yell I :Grae wrkow:bu k tAr,
anowa ,kainer. , haL .,
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