Syr vitir. Elea*. VOLUME XVI. 3PCO3OTICC,II..Za. BTAB•PLAB OF THE EBEL BY GEORGE P. MORRIS. "The Union now end • forever—osi and insepeFa ,• Wailnilt. "United we stand— " divined we fall."—Pacivgna. ' This is the price of Liberty, "Eternal vigilance end care Sustain the star flag.of the free, Our Union represented there. No tr Lox' should, with recreant hand. Berneve it from its place on high— The symbol of our native land Which might the world in arms defy I Oh ye ' who cherish, Liberty, And every hope that on her waits,l Preserve for yo r posterity The perfect Union of the States, The Stars that fluttered to the breeze, Where clustered there at Freedom's Stern Fate foreshadowed all of these, • lf,sundered, would in ruin fall ! Then read, ye sons of Liberty, (and mark the homely proverb well.) Word's that denote your destiny' I:Shout,/ States this solemn truth repel. In -- Union there is s trearb and peace, Iu seperation endless wars-- Guard, bravely guard, till time shall cease, Our country's fiee-bgn Flag of stars. MATRIMONY. The following argument for matrimony was writ ten in tl e olden times is . Like to a ring without a finger, ' Or like a bell without a ringer, Or like a horse that's never ridden, Or like a it a,ds and no guest bidden, Or like a well Is about a bucket, Or hke u Pose and none to pluck it; Just such as those May she be said, That time cloth And dies a maid,. The ring if worn The finger decketh ; The bell if rung Good music maketh. The horse (loth ease If he be,ridden ; o ne bucket draws The water for thee; The rose when plucks Is then most worthy ; So is the maiden In. mine eyes. Who loves and marries Ere :the dies. IVllSl4c3oxJza.,eLittr3r. A LITTLE HERO. Grace Greenwood writes the fbllowing lit tle story—and a true ono it is—for the Lit tle Pilgrim, a child's paper. She gets the facts from an incident described in the Hart ford Daily Times, some years ago, as having happened in Cult's Meadows: In the true city of Hartford, Conn., lives the hero of the true history I am about to relate—but no longer " little, as the 'perilous adventure, which made him for the time fa mous in his native town, happened several years ago. - Our hero was then:a bright, active boy, of 14 years—the son of a mechanic. In the suvare winter of 18—, the father worked in a 14ctory, about -a mile and a half from his home 4 and every day the boy carried him his d niter, across a wide piece of meadow land. One keen, frosty day he found the snow on this meadow nearly two feet deep, arid no tracks of the little footpath remaining.— Yet he ran on as fast as possible, plunging through drifts,.keeping himself warm by the most vigorous exercise, and brave, cheerful thought. When in the.tuidst of the .meadow, full half a mile from any hoUse, he suddenly felt himself going down, down down ! He hal , fallen into the Well! He sunk down into the dark, icy water, but arose immediately to the surface. There he grasped hold of a , plank which had fallen into the well es he went doiirn. One end of this rested on the bottom of the well, while the other rose a• bout four feet above the surface of the wat er. The poor lad shouted for help till he was hoarse and almost - speechless, but all in vain, as it was imp( saible for him to make himself heard from such a depth, and at such a dis tance from any house. So at last he con cluded that if he was to be saved at all, he - must save himself, and beganat once, as he was getting extremely cold in t e water. So be went to work. First, he drew hims9 - lf up the. - braced himself at the top of it — Fuld --- th - i - frah of the well, which was built of brick and had become quite smooth. Then he pulled off his coat, and taking out his pocket knife cut off his boots that he might work to greater ndvantage. Then, with his feet a g mat one side of the well, and his shoul der against the other, he worked his way up by the mos fearful exertion, about half dis tance to the top. Bore he was 'obliged to pause, take breath, and gather up his ener gies for the work yet before him Far hard er was it than all be had gone through, for the side of the well being from that point completely covered with „ice he must cut, with his knife, grasping places for his fing ers, slowly and carefully, all the way up. it • was almost a hopeless attempt, . but , it was all thatteeould do And here Ike lifted lipids heart to-Gad; mid prayed fervently for help, fearing that he could never get •out. 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''.,'.,,. • , ~. . • . but, his' shirt was,quite torn from his shoul ders ere he reached the top.' lie did ' reaqh it at last—crawled into the snow, and lay down a moment •to rest, panting out his breath in little'White clouds on the clear fros ty air. He had been two hours and a half in the well! Ens clothes soon froze to his body; but► he no longer suffered with the cold, as full of thankfullness, he ran to the factory, Where his" good father was waiting and won dering. The poor man was , obliged to go without his dinner that day, but you may be sure he cared little about that, while listening with tears in his eyes to the thrilling story his son had to relate to him. He must have been very proud of the boy that day, as he wrapped him in his 'warm overcoat, and took him home to "mother." And how that mother must have wept and smiled over the lad, and kissed" him, and thanked God for him. • MARYLAND QUOTA OF TIM WAR TAX.- The Baltimore Clipper says t--It is with ex, treme pleasure we publish the following com munication from the Hon. Mr. Chase,Secre tary of the Treasury, to Mr. R% Fowlr, the very able Treasurer of our State, by which it will heeseert.that,±:-Mars4and, is, the first. State to make All easrpayment - olkefluota of the Direct Tax." . TREASURY DEPARTMENT; I June 25, 1862. Hon. R. Fowler, Treasurer of the State of Maryland : Sir :—Your letter of the 18th inst., au thorizing my draft, as Secretary of the Trea surry, on you, as Treasurer of the State of Maryland, for the full amount of Direet Tax opportioued to that State by the Act of Con gress of August 5, 1861, less the fifteen per centum allowed for assumption and payment of_the_State,_w_ks duly received. I have made the proper draft, which will be presented for paymeut as proposed by you. • Permit me to express my sincere gratifica tion that Maryland has been the first State to make full cash payment of her quota of the Direct' ax. The payment of Pennsylvania, which pre ceded that of Maryland but a few days, was by credit for advances earlier made; as well as partly by cash. The other States are promptly following ; and all, I am sure, partake the satisfaction 1 cannot but express on seeing Maryland now, like Maryland in the days of the Old Line, coming forward, with purse and ,sword, to the defence and support of the American U nion. With great respect, S. P. CHASE. Secretary of the Treasury. Lady Fowell Buxton, in oue of her letters, gives an account of a dinner at her husband's house, at which Baron Rothschild, the mil lionaire, was present. He sat at Lady Bus.- 'ton's right hand; and his -whole discourse was of money and money-making, and of the way in which he had trained his sous to pre serve and expand his colossal fortune. La dy Buxton expressed the hope that he did not allow them to forget that never ending life so soon to begin, for which preparations must be made. "Oh," replied he, "I-could nut allow them to think of such a thing. It would divert their minds from business. It would be fatal to their success. To get and keep a fortune is a very difficult thing, and requires all ones time and thoughts." The remark, though a melancholy proof of an utterly worldly mind, yet contained a great truth. It turned on the same point with that declaration of Christ, "Ye cannot serve God and mammon." Baron Roths child had made up•his mind to serve 1112141- mon. He did not attempt or pretend to serve God at the same time. He served mammon with his whole heart. He devo ted his children too, on his altar,. and edu cated them to his service. But it came to pass that this rich man died and. then, of all his wealth and splendor and luxury, how much remained to him ? Not one farthing! Who would wish to spend a whole life of care and toil, and throw away an eternity of happiness, for that which must be lost so 10011 and so utterly 1 "I counsel thee," says Christ, "buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou._ ruayest be rich." The Chicago Times in noticing the visit of the Baltimore excursionists to Camp Chase w ere some eigt - thous - aatl - linbel - prisuuers are Confined, says : A thrilling incident also occured there, being a meeting of a father—oae of the Bal. tinforeans—Mr. Shutze, with his son, now a prisoner of war at the camp, who was taken at the fall of Donelson. They had parted two years previously, at which time young Shutze had left his home for Alabama, to obtain employment. As he states, he wan there impressed into the Confederate service soon after the breaking out of the war, and taken prisoner, as above mentioned. Shortly after his arrival attain? Douglas 'he inform td his father by letter of his situation, and a regular norrespondeoce'has mimic been main tained between theM.'„ ',Mr. - :Slintze is a hoot and shoe manifacturer in Baltimore, and firm in his devotion' to 'the l7nidn. He Ties ' no' doubt of his son's loyalty,.and hire' for:nnine time been using active. exertions In _ - ribtain his ;release. ,The meeft, though not Unex pected, was yet a ,vem affecting, nue, both bursting into tears as they fo'fials , embraced each tither. - , lank, and A QUESTION FOB THE'TIMES.--411 it the ' duty_ofAte Ooyeratnent to:modify_ its policy for the rpirlioeil obnoiliiiting •tixo_ traitors? 'Did the American Congress -17711. modify its polrey to conciliate lonia? • -- wa233.11.7' 14eltirlE11±300pcor g niid. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, JULY. 11 ; 1812. Baron Rothschild An Afiboting Scene. Gen. Kosseau,—Of Kentucky, is one of those Border, State loyalists whose loyalty Means something. lie organized the first regiment of loyal Kentuckian; and has since proved his devotion to the Union in every way. 'ITU our Rebel Sympathisers of the north, ho does not even prize slavery above national unity and honor, for we find that in a speech at a dinner in Louisville on the 16fh ult. he exposed . what he calls "this in sane cry of abolitionism as a pretext for breaking up the Government; and gave testi mony, the more forcible as it can* from a southern man, that, however, kindly the de cessionate are treated by our soldiers and commanders, c'the negro is in the way, in spite of all that can be done or said. Stand ing before the) eye of the secessionist, says Gen. Roaseau, "the negro hides all the bles sings of our Government, throwing a black shadow on the sun itself." Ile adds: "If it had been any other species of prop erty that stood in the way, the army, ,pro yoked as it has been, would willingly have seen its quick destruction. But din negro they did not wish to / interfere 'withlu any way._ Yet, with- all-its- conversativekuriAlyn, n 'abolitionism' as a cause for breaking up the Government " In the same speech he says: • "I have warned our southern friends of the danger of continuing it mach longer; and I tell you to-night, if this war continues a year from this day, there will not be a slave on this continent. The -great revolution will take care of itself—the dead will bury the dead—and those who are causing all the 'bloodshed and desolation around us, under the false pretence that we desire to free their negroes, will, if they persist,' one day find slavery snuffed out as you would snuff out a candle. Slavery is not worth our govern- It is not worth bur libert It is not worth all the precious b ood now ein:r , poured out for freedom. It is not worth the free navigation of' the Mississippi river. No, we must still have our government—if not as it now is, with slavery in it, still we must - have our government. We cannot be slaves to Jeff Davis & Co. We must and will be free. We must have the free navigation of the Mississippi river; and slavery gets in the way of any of these rights, why sla very must get out of the way. That would be the last resort, and I should be sorry to have recourse to it ; but lam for the gov ernment of our fathers against all things and everybody. Breath. It is the easiest thing in the world to have at all times a sweet, inoffensive breath; aye sweet as .theThreath of a new=born - babe. In the first place keep a clean mouth, which is easily done by having all decay removed, and the use of a good tooth-brush with a lit tle soap and water, night and morning.— Common toilet soap will do, but eastile is preferable, as it is lupe strongly alkaline, and contains less impurities. The teeth are decayed and filled with tartar, and discolored by the acids and vitiated secretions of the stomach and mouth, which may be perfectly counteracted and cleanted away by soap, which is alkaline. If the breath is made of fensive only by the teeth, an observance .of these directions will thoroughly and surely eradicate it. It may be . neeessary to go elsewhere for the cause, where it is very frequently found, in the stomach. If so, it may be readily corrected by proper dieting. If the breath is bad from this cause, the tongue will be found coated, the stomach oppressed, with perhaps °•heartburn" and acid eructations. Correct it by leaving off all indigestible character of d.et---ent off one half the quan tity put into the stomach at each meal, and, our word tbr it, the remedy will succeed most admirably, and you wilt be bleu sad with one of Nature's blessings, a natural breath. - Sad Incidents. [From The Easton.(Pa.) Express, 16th.] Two .sisters wlto had barely escaped the flood with their lives, at Penna Haven, one having been pulled out of the water by the hair, came to•Manneheltunk yesterday after noon, on their way home. The father had just arrived in town to see if his daughters were safe, and - finding that they were, 'he stetted flir home. short time .afterhe was gone, the daughters got into a boat to cross the river, and while they were sitting. - in-the-beat-a-young—ntaultunto-eros with them, when the boat upset, and both of the girls were drowned.. Their bodi3s were recovered in a few hours after, and by the" time the father had reached home he receiv ed the news of the death of his daUghters. A woman was found drowned a short dis tance from Mauch Chunk. She had a child in her arms, also dead. The child was re ceiving nourishment front ittl parent when overtaken by the, water, as its position upon the mother's breast when found proved.— The complete history-of the.recent disastrous freshet will never be written.. Many a heart has been .wrung by it, and many homes made desolate by its ravages.. PUNISHMENT FOR. GUERILLAS.--Tho gen eral orders 'respecting ,guerillas Ore very pointed. We 'quote some of them. Secretary Stanton says--" Let them swing.' Gen. Dix advises , to "shoot them °trate spot." , • - Gen. Schofield - sayi—"Execute them im mediately." Gen. Blunt says—" Give them no quarter." Gen. 'Loss : gays—"Shoot _themn. ,when found." ' . • Gen.- Halleek's orders tire-Istit.. thern be tried, immediately by drunabead mutt ."and pitni:hed ;•death." • • Whenfond affection's ipolf 'bath cosi, Its *fob arotit►d bead. How truly aad it is atiast • To be 'obliged to part. . How sad to mita the smother'daigh, • To sic the starting tear,- That dimethe 't'end'er, !Ming ey ' c l, Of those we hold tow' dear. What, whettiVi - e --- thesrt in hien ship knits, Oawbe more keenly felt Than" wild° rude stroke of Fate which splits - The link, Time ne'er can melt I Alas ! of every earthly. woe Felt by- the human heart, Methinks it is the greatest blow From those we love to part. Puzzling a Yankee. Americans are an inquisitive ;people, yet from the very necessity which this engend ers, there is no person that better under stands the art of parrying and baffling inquis itiveness in another than the Yankee. We were quite amused recently by an account given by . a city friend of a aolloqUy which came off in a country village through which he was traveling, between himself and one of the "natives," who manifesto.' au itching curiosity to - pry into his affairs. "How do you do?" exclaimed - the latter, - alth - tml - -for a few monsiitn* - - - latiwbotel. -.--I %e - ekon I've - seen: you 'fore now?" • "0 yes," was the answer, "no doubt; I have been here often in my life." " 'Spose you're going to—" (expecting the name of the - place to be applied.) "Just so—l go there regularly once a year." "And you've come from—" "Exactly. Sir, you are exactly right; that is my place of residence." "Really, now, dew tell; I 'sposc you're a lawyer, or maybe a trader, or perhaps some other perfeshun or calling." "Yes, I have always pursued some one of thdse professions." • "Yes, I am at.this time engaged in travel •"I see by your trunk that you are from Bdston. Any thing stirring in Boston ?" - "Yes, men, women; horses and carriages, and a furious northeaster." "You've had,a monstrous sight of rain in Boston—did au awful sight of damage, I sup, peso?" "Yes, it wet all the bulletin" and made the streets damp—very damp, indeed." • "Didn't old Fannil Hall git a soaking?" "No they hauled it on to the Common; under the Liberty Tree," - "You are a circus chap, Iguess; you a.te a kinder foolin. Pray, Mister, if it is a civil question, what might your name Le ?" "It might be Smith ot A Brown;*but it i s _not,_by a long chalk. ITtePet is; Sir, I never had a name. When fwas born, my mother was so busy that she forgot to name me, and mon after I was swapped away by mistake for another boy, and am now just applying to the Legislature for a name.— When I get it I will send you my card.— Goqd morning, Sir." And so saying, the speaker jumped into the carriage - and - drove off, leaving the Paul Pry of the place scratching his head in be wilderment. Eloquent and True. Extract, from a speech made in congress, ( pn tie sth inst. by Hon. Edward 31'Pherson of Pennsylvania in reply to. Vallandigham and Voorhees. "Least of all will the attacks of these gentle men impair the positioq of the President, who,' beginning his administration in the diirkest and most troublous period of our history, has Bbercome prejudices, won respect and to cured admiration, at home and abroad, by unfaltering and single minded devotion to duty. The cares of his great office have not confused him; its patronage has not corrupt ed him; its brilliancy has not dazzled him. Self poised he has steadily controlled the current of eveilts- 7 -with fortitude bearing reverses, with manliness meeting all. Pure in heart, n o one can assail his integrity, and the people love him. Great in- mind, he grasps*, in all its Imes, the momentous pres ent, and the people admire him. Brave in spirit, he advances to'great deeds, and the people 'applaud him. Rarely are - so great and fitting qualities combined. They who seek to undermine and overthrow him, will themselves. be crushed. Bather let them cease their needless warfare, become useful instead of mischievous, patriotic instead of factious." A MonNits° WALIL—Those who have never ried the exercise of a morning walk (we n an e crtii morning walk taken* about t time Aurora is shaking the dew drops from her golden looks,) are entirely strangers to its rejuvenating, (there now, we did not intend to use that big word,) and exhilarating influences. Ye who love to slumber and doze.away the precious hove of morning, u.)! and catch an inspiration of the balmy Air, laden with the fragrance and freshness of the verdant meads and pleasant vela, and harmonious With the first song of I ,,the lark, the„robin, or the blackbird, while now . and , then the famous. vrkisticr.-r-,"boh white" performs a brief interlude to the ,general' chorns; and: 'r est nssur-d, reader; if ' yon.ari3 alady, it will have A better effect 'in beautifying your compleXtion than the 'use of half-a dozen bottles of the ".fitalm,,of. a Thousand rhiwers,'.',And 'you will ever after ward. discard the application of rouge or. Abr. mine. A-merry; walk in June, why tbereis something• peetioad, in the very ideai but there is something much' more poetie in the reality:, Try. It . Make the best of everything. If you have the jau n dice, etuit :hat you have a golden prospect; before you. 1:=I=1 UNION AND DIBISNION.:—TDO , vote , year in the fifteen Southern States, On" Se eassion or Cuitin, stood n follows; ,- • •' ' ;S union: Carolina. , 4709 46,672 Virginia 100,536. -45,101 ` Tennessee 67.630 64,156 Texas ' 12,172 41,000 .4"*nsas 15,826 27,412, South Carolina , •27 26,000 : Georgia . 32,506 _57,500 Alabama 27,600 46,300 Mississippi 25,000 38,000 Louisiana 17,076 20,448 Florida - • 4;200 6,700 " Delaware 12,400 3,600 Kentucky 83,147 • 14,005 . Missouri. • 101,300 ' 61,500 Maryland -. 87,400. 5,600' GOD'S PATIENOE.—Theie is no iabre wondrous subject than the patience of God. Think of the lapse of ages during which that patience has lasted—six thousand years ! Think of the multitudes who have been the subjects of it—millions on millions, in suc cessive climes and centuries I 'Think of the sins which have been _ all that time trying and wearying that patience,—their number, their, heinousness, their aggravation. The world's history is a consecutive history of-in iquity—a lengthend provocation of the Al mighty forbearance. The Church, like a feeble ark, tossed on a mighty ocean , of un belief; and yet the world, With its cumber erS, still spared! The cry of its sinful mil lions is at this moment entering "the ears of' the God of' &bead', &and yet.for all this, His hand of mercy is stretched out still. LITTLE BLOSSOMS FOR HEA.VEIN.—Oth ers besides the angels are leaving the cares Of earth for the rest and blessedness of. Heav en; those who have-scarcely loOked beyond the rose tinted boundary of infancy, whose eyes have never been via with tears of sor row and regret, whose hearts have never :we4-led--with—disappeitittnew Ti • sows who have lingered lovingly for a few brief years on the threshold of Time, and of how we think, even while worshipping Choir beauty and innocence, are passjng a. ; - wayl George F. Train is rejip_onding the fol lowing: "What a howl would have passed through England had the Northern army been guilty of the most bratsl atrocities per petrated by_the Rebels at Manassas and — elweT. - where ! Using the skulls off onr brave officers for spittoons; boiling of their flesh to get their ribs for castanets, and sending tokens made from the bones of our braie men to the fiends in shape of women, who seem to have acted like so many tigresses during this ter rible civil war.hltity God have mercy on their saute. 'REMEDY FOR BOlLS.—lnstead of the use of the lancet for the suppression or boils at an early stage, Dr. Spooner, of Boston, recom mends an etherial solution of iodine • (thirty grains of iodine to one ounce Of either,) ap plied with a brush, morning and evening. The same application gives relief iu chilr blains, and in erysipelas, or it may be varied by a solution of nitrate of sliver. It is easy to -try. TOE LEAVES of many peach trees have 'commenced curling•this season, and the fruit of all such has dropped off. It said that by digging around the roots of the trees, quantities of worms may be found penetra ting the bark and seriously damaging the trees. These worms may be destroyed with lye,&e., and the loaves, after the destruction of the worm is accomplished, will straghten and the young fruit will remain. OHIO PAYS lIER DIREOT NATIONAL TAX. —The Treasurer of the States of Ohio de posited with E. T. Carion, United States depositary in Cincinnati, last week, the sum of $380,000, the amount of the national di rect tax assessed on Ohio. - - The farmer is a conqueror who wins victor ies upon important fields—at the point of the ploughshear Conscience, be it ever so little n worm while we live, grows suddenly to a serpent on the death bed. A BELFAST BOY. about three years old, a few days ago, went through the businehs streets, calling on the merchants, telling each that he was his son, and asking for a copper. The merchants denied the imputation, but shelled out. There is a time of just judgment coming, when we shall not have the power to do what we wish because. we did it not when it could have been done. A sermon for the times is contained in the text: "Let him , that bath no sword sell his garment and lruy one." False virthe sail 'that hides from us our sins- . True hope is not deceitful. The just, sooner or later.;triutaph over. the unjust.. To 1 forbid Christians -to'read the Bible:is tolifterdiet light to the - Children of light - What is etta, ie *limn; but to be , faithful u that which ia,l3aat; is to be great, hen a' Mali of himself, he is empty of God, aud.teest mke charge of his own-sol ha 'are the portion of the heart on earth; rain° 3rip be the language of heaven. The wore earnestly you exhort your con ihlehtto eeeritey, the mireLlikely bele to-telt 11on 4riikers ate drunk; 633,793 486,554 r i llreadek • s"Y‘' ' , r To stop pOtataes L 411 3 u Irv-6U ' , A good sermon is 111:o.ti kts4.. leAtittes, tiirci'beacti iitid 6116 ' . • : Why are wornendilie beets ? Aiieeatiselhe younger they Are: the. sweeter. Poetry did 'eCinsuirtiitioki . ciiii tke tering of dbleases.' ; , .i, q. If you • - irant't6 he suited . 3) to a goi Oil if' you want ra be non - s ui ted ". . Whickia, the , best way to :!ceep F a iwoOati's love return it. "Na fun is honest not ~•-fnntfor both parties." r'' man, out •.w9st is .so great, miser; that he, uses , only onel eye at u. thge-to Have ..the other. • The reward ,of villains . Various. o eof them are hung, others crop - d bran —others 'erected i 0 office. "'Wadsworth tendons a:studious., friend a. gaiast "growing double,"., but the girls think it the best thing a nice young nian ean.de. Why are :birds solight Z. Because - their bones are hollow and filled, with tdr imitead of marrow.. An old maid being at a loss.for a pineush= ion, made use , of, an onion. On 'the follnw ing morning she found that all 'the needles had teaks iu theitieyes. A preacher in a funeral 'good on a lady, after summing up hit. good (Puitities, added "that she always her husband his hat without muttering." • - • An amazon out west, in deibribing her runti4ay husband, says: -"Daniel May 'be known by a soar on the nose where I scratch ed him.' „ . an exact knowledge of the haniati race has been miserably cheated in the choice of a wife. , A bad wife is a shackle on her husband'ii feet, a burden on his shoulder, a palsy,ito his hands, smoke to his eyes, vinegar to, his teeth, a thorn to his side„ a dagger to• hie heart. Vi - he armiard astonm_hy_p tb_olie . compliments; but one of their admired Wr iters, speaking of a lady's black eyes, sass "they were in morning for the mnrders they had 'committed. "' • There is a Man out West who ninied 'so often, that whenevei a coveFed.wagottAoutes near his house, his chickens . ail tusiiidt: up and fall On their - hacks, and crositheie rendf WIT carried to the nett:Ask-Wag place An Itlinuis editor sent to another who had refused to exchange with him a paper' hear ing the inscription; "Exchange or , go, to h-1!" The editor thus replied; "I wilt do neither; for I don't want your paper in this world nor your company in the next.* Blessed is the man or woman that can ; let drop all the burs and thistles , iustead'of picking them up and fastening them , ori flue next passenger. Would we only let the vexing and malicimui sayings, die ; how fast the lacerated and scandal ridden world Would get healed and tranquilized.—Pr. iifitptbjg. don. • 42Qaakeress,, jealous of bar Insband, watched his movements one morning and ac tually discovered the truant kissing and hUg ging the servant girl. Broadbrith was tiot long in discovering' the face of his Wif4;2tis she peeped through the half open' door, and rising with all the coolness of a•general.t has addressed her: "Betsy, thee had better quit peeping, or.thee will cause a disturbance in the family!" A preacher, whose test led hillk to speak of the prophet Jonah, among other thing:► said: "I am of the opinion that "Jonah. Was a cleenly old man, neither smoking or chewing from the fact that the fish retained him so long in his stauiach, if the fish hadswallow. ed the house where" we are Worshipinhig, he would.no doubt have vomited himself to death." ' Goon.-'--"Wboinade you?" askod a teach or ofa lubber of a boy, who had lately joined her class. ! "I don'•t know," sain ho. ri ion t you now _ • ou oug ,e ashamed of yourself, a,boy fourteen years old! Why, there is little I)ioky:Pultew—he is only threexte can tell, Idare say. Come hero, Diacy?" who made. you.", "God," said the infant " There," said the teaeher.triumphantly, "I knew he would remember it " "Weil be oughter," ictid the stupid, boy, 'ain't !nag little while since he was made." A worthy old farmer residing inflhe vi cinity of Lace MahOpeok, was worried almost 'ta death by boarders: They fottod faidt with his; table, and said he bad bodkin to est. "Darn it," said old Isaac one day,'-litittit . a foss yob ' aie making: can eat :anythilag - . 4 'Taw pia, eat a •otove 6 !said one; orthe 'Arena ken ask "Be yan 'a lute.," said 84 guest f-"r • • - The het weeteas; ate' inns - citight - ea nicety route,. beitaseAre ierVing; . ...Os, °omit* to watooOttiitta.t,t-,,gcw* apse Of Socitok stiff tine sin 'crania the late tOokililta'attarbigitlia =e stay:. , et-y.344,X kee oak owe; , (intotharbgat and And apsfallkine,Pl4o4 - 14tynn„. iriliSPO , • domed if I hauketipt,erAt.7,77<,,...„....,:,.•• - 'P m *" f". f ~.. "t . aw - c ---- - - \ -