';‘ ma - 124. VOLUME XVI. k.4IIIAIIRBR. - 4SOF BY NIXON LOUISE The gay, glad time of roses, The suinmer days have come, *hen with the d light closes The honey maker's hum; The time when amber sunsets. _ Light:the heavenly fields,. ___Antl_wpurple clover.. Ric eat yields When the leafy tree-hands /Weave a verdant root; With golden threads of slnnshine• Running through the'woof ; When twilight sink, in &Anew.. ' And flits the firefly tight; When macs scent the znihyra That murmurthrough the night. When sunlight hours are jewels Shun; on threads of time, • When weeks are stanzed poems,. Versed in sweetest rhyme ; - When the nights are magical. In the time of June, • And fairy feet are dancing , To harpsicords in tune. • gull slowly, Eaith, that summer May linger with us long,— We'll revel in her bounty And bless her in our song. Ye winds, 0 join our -horus Of gratitude and praise , To Hun whose mercy giveth The soft, sweat 811111111M' Bu ys SEED-IVORD3. •Twas rrotliing—a mere idle word From careless lips that fell; Forgot perba'pe, as soon as said, And porpo.sless as well. But yet na on the glossing wind Is borne the little seed, Which blooms unheeded as- a flower, Or as a noisome weed. So often will a sing e wort , Unknown irs end fulfill, And bear, in seed. the flower and fruit Of actions good or ill. ~ r , - ~ J .. THE PATRIOT'S STRATAGEM. Night had - Wet in deep and dark, and in a small log cabin, situated a few miles from Trenton, New Jersey, set five men, four of whom were seated around an old oaken table in the centre of the room, engaged in playing cards, while they frequently moistened their throats with lager draughts from an earthen ' jug that stood on the table.—They -were heavily bearded, course looking men, and from their dress, which somewhat resembled the British uniform, they were evidently tories. The other, a stoutly built young man, in continental uniform. lle sat in a corner of the room with his face buried in his hands. "Tomrsaid one of the tories, rising from the table and seating himself near the prisoner, for such he evidently was,— "Tom yodr and I were school boys toga ther, and I like yen yet,—Now why can't you give up your wild' notions and join us? You are our prisoner, and if you don't we shall hand you over to headquarters to-morrow; while if you join us, your foatune is made; for with your bravery and talents you will soon distinguish yourself in the royal cause. and after this rebellion is crushed out you would he rewarded by knighthood and pro a in the army: . Now there are two alternativeh do you choose?", "Neither," sairilie — young man, as he raised his head and looked the tory steadily in the eye; "I am now, tis'you say your pris oner, but when that clock strikes twelve I shall leave you. I shall disappearin a cloud of fire anti smoke, and neither you nor your comrades, nor even myself can prevent it. You may watch me as close as you please,. tic me hand and foot if you will, but a high . er power than yours or mine has ordained that I should leave you at that time." "Poor fellow, his mind:Wanders," said the tory, "he will talk differently in the morn . ing, ' and,he returned to his seat at the table, leaving thejouth with his head resting on his hands. . When the. clock struck -elei r en, the young man took a pipe and some tobacco from his pocket, and asked the tory leader if he had any objections to his smoking. _ "No none in the least,"said he, adding with a laugh," that is if you'll promise 'not to go off in a cloud of smoke." The young man made no reply, but imme.: diutely filled and I%hted his pipe having done which he.arose and commenced-acing the floor. Ire took. 'half dozen turns up and down each 'sidshif the room, approaching nearer to stheitade each time, when having exhaustedAiS pipe, he returned_ to 'his seat and refilled it.,.He continued smoking until the,elock,strtte twelve, when -he arose from his seat and slowly knocking the ashes from his pipe said, "Theri, toys; it is twelve chick, and I. must leave yougood-bye."— Inuuediktely all around the rue* strcaka- of :tire -went hissing and squirming;. - and-.the ca 'bin -was fiilfed-with ardphurous.smoke, amidst which was heard a crash like .a clap of them ! -der. "The teries sat in their chairs paralyzed .fright.. • • . - The imokecoon Cleared :away;"but thelpri -seier was no-sirheritp lie' seen. :"Ilke table was overturaed,,the window smashed tepie oel, andoceohair Was lying on - the' ground - ',Outside - the building . 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' ;•• '', '' ' t , , ?:" , ~,' „„. , . : . , L i '', —„, „,.? , , . , .. , _ arms to the mercy of the Seines widish had now emnnieneed to - devour the cabin. The *teat day , two young . men, both dress ed in the Continental' uniform wore standing near the ruins of the old cabin. -014 of them was . no other than our hero of the night preview. "Let's hear afl about it, Tomr midi the other. '"Well," said our hero,. "last evening as I was passing . this place two tories ran out and took me prisoner before I could make any resistance. They took me and who do you suppose I saw as the leader of the party, but John Barton., our schoolmate.' He talk ** with. me and tried to get me to join. them `but I told them:l could not do it,—that at twelve- o'clock I was going to-escape,—disap pear in. a cloud. of — fire and. smoke r - Wife; laughed at me,. and said I was out of my head. About eleven o'clock I asked if I might smoke. He had no objections, so I filled my pipe and lighting it commenced walking the floor. I.had about a pound of gunpowder in my pocket, and as I walked I strewed it all over the room When the clock struck twelve, I bid good-bye, . and told. them I had to go, and then knockd the ashes from my pipe. The powder ignited . :toad a dazzling blaze of fire shot across, a ' round and all ogrer the roomy filling it with suffocating smoke. Before it cleared away, I hurled a chair through, sprang out and de parted., You know therest - Ilia' IVoans.—A clergyman whilescomp?- sing a sermon, made use of the word 'osten tatious moue Throwing down. his pen, he wished szrtiidy himself betbre he proceed ed, as to whether a great portion , of the-con "g..regation. Might comprehend the meaning of those. words ? and he adopted the followiug method. of proot Ringing the bell his foot man appeared ? and he was thus , addressed by his master "What do you conceive. to be implied by an ostentacious want? 'Aa ostentatious man, air,' said Thomas; 'Why sir, I should say a perfect! 'Very good,' observed the vicar; send Ellis- (the coach- Man) here.' said the vicar; "what do you imagine an ostentatious man to be ?' ostentacioas Man sir' re lied Ellis. 'why, I should say an ostentacieu,sman mans what weealL (saving - your presence) a very jolly fellow.' It is hardly necessary to add that the vicar substituted a less ambiguous word, WORTH TELLING AND WORTH IMITA TINO.—As a number of our sick and wound ed soldierlr were returning to their homes from New York via the New York and New Haven Railroad, the cars stopped a few min utes at Stamford, when a lady belonging to that town (name umknown) r accompanted by . • a servant g irt and a young grant, all laden with refreshments, entered the train, and began the work of d:stribution, giving to each man a bottle of ° port wine, in addition to other delicacies. To this welcome gift the angelic lady added a hearty - "God bless you," and an . assurance that each one of them had doubly canned all the kindness that could be heaped upon them. Some of the poor fellows burst into tears and spoke the praises of their benefactor, as sick and wounded soldiers only can. Some of them observed that there was a decided difference between the ladies of Yorktown aid the good lady of Stamford Connecticut. OLD HtistutED.-11 Ulm true that Lu ther composed that tune, and if the worship of mortals are carried on the wings of angels to heaven, how often has been heard.the de claration, '"They are singing Old Hundred now," The solemn strain carries us hack to times of reformers--Lutlier and his devoted band. He, doubtless, was the first to strike - the grand old chords in the' public sanctuary of his own Germany. From his stentorian lungs it rolled, vibrating not through the vaulted cathedral root alone; but 'along a grander arch—the eternal heavens. Ile wrought iwo each note his.own sublime faith and he stamped it with that faith's immor tality. Hence it cannot die. Neither- men or angels will let it pass into oblivion, but its melodies notes will continue to .be chan ted as thelltavenly dome is open to recieve them. How SOON FORGOTTEN.—SO 'lately dead ; so soon forgotten. 'Tis the way of the world. We flourish ibr a while. Alen takes us by the hand, and are anxious about the health of our bodies, and laugh at our jokes, and we really think, like the fly on the wheel; that 4Ve have something to do with ; the turn • lug of the earth. The sun does not stop for our funeral; everything goes on as usual; we are not missed in the streets; men laugh at new joke , : ; one or two hearts feel the wound of atilietietion,one or two- memories still hold our names and forms; but: the crowd moves -in its daily circle; and iri three days the frreat wave of time sweeps our steps and washes -out the last vestige of ,our lives.' The -little vexations and m nor miseries of life can only be met with patience and phil osophy. They can't be - put - down -like au in surrection,- nor expelled- like a bad church meulber. The hest that 0:1, be done, with then ay as, little attention to them. as p le, d not 'to double their power. by ,freto.: ..over them. As the immortal shake .t3Peitie• says; we .remeother eiaetly *There— ' Tor,every evil under the - suit - • There is e-remedy,•.or there's, none;- • If there is a remedy, fay and . 5. If there isret-77never, mind it:, He whop* the victory over great in suite; often overpowered by the stqalktst; so it .is; our, sorrows, Thefirm, 'Stead. fast bosom, upon, which a past fuiteftorture h as w e i g hed in "ala i -will many thtleor Him a piecie of ice thy: has bee& overfloweilihreah down - beneath. gentlest footsteps of desti ny, .4 WelitAftlatimear 1 ) , 11Teetztral 1,11. aawft. atollstali: WAYNESBORO, FRANKLIN COUNTY, P, STUDY A. MUM% CAPACITY: If borne are naturally dull, and' yet strive to do well, notice the effort and do not - cen sure the dullness. A teacher might, as well scold a child for being near-sighted, as for being naturally dull. Some children-litre it great Verbal. ineusevy, Othets - are the reverse: Some minds develope early; others late.— Some have powers of acquiring , °theta of or iginating. Some may appear stupid, because• .the true spirit of character has never been touched. The. dunce of the school may turn out in the end, the living, progressive, wonder-working genius,of the age. Jn or der to exert the spiritual influence we must understand the spirit upon which kwe wish to exert that influence. 'For 'with the hu raawraind-we-must- work - with nature and not against it. Like the leaf of the nettle, if touched one way, it stings like a wasp, if the other, it is softer than satin. If we would do justice to the human mind, we must find its peculiar characteristics, and a dapt ourselves to individual wants. In con versation with a friend on this point who is the principal in. one of our best grammar schools,. and. to whose instruction I look back to with delight—"your remarks," 'said he, are quite true ; let me tell you.a little' inci dent, which bears upon this point. Last summer, I had a girl who was exceedingly behind in all her studies. She was at the foot of the division, and seemed to. (tare little about her books. It so happened that as a' relaxation,: I let them at times during school hours unite in sin gin , .. I noticed that this girl had a remarkilitlielear sweet voice—and said to her, "Jane you have a good voice and you may lead.the singing." She brigh tened up, and from that time her mind seem ed moreactive. Her lessons were attended to, and she soon gained a high rank. .One day I was going home, I overtook her with a school companion. "Weil Jane," said I, "yon are getting a long very well, how happens it, you do so much Getter now than at the beginning of the quarter ?" 'I do not know whyit is," she replied. "I know what she told me the other day,' said her corn 'anion. ini=2=EzmThiumzummi "Why, she said she was encouraged." Yes, here we hive it—she was encouraged: She felt that she was dull in everything.— She had learned a self-respect, and she, was thus encouraged. • Sonic twelve or thirteen years ago there was in Franklin school an excessively dull boy. - One day the teacher wishing to look at a word. took up the lad's dictionary, and on opening it found the blank leaves covered with drawings. He called the boy to him. "Did your draw these ?" said the teacher. "Yes sir," said the boy with downcast look. "I do not think it is well for boys to draw in their books," said the teacher, 'land I vrould rub these out if I were you; but . they are well done. Did you ever take lessons ?" "No sir," said ths boy, his eyes sparkling. "Well, I think you have a talent forthis thing. I should like you to draw me some thing when at your leisure at home and bring it to me. In the meantime see how well you can recite your lessons." The boy felt he was understood. He be gan to love his teacher. He became anima ted and fond of his books. He took• delight in gratifying his teacher by Via faithfulness to his studies. The boy became one of the first scholars, and gained the medal before he left school. After-this-he became an en graver, laid up money enough to go to Eu rope, studied the works of the old masters, sent home productions from his own pencil, which found a place in sonic of the best col lections of paintings, and is now one of the most prominent artists of.his years in the country. After the boy gained the medal, he sent the teacher a beautiful picture as a token of respect, and I doubt not, this day, he feels that the teacher, by the judicious encouragement he gave to the natural turn of his mind; has had a great moral and spir itual effect on his character,— Gospel May nigger. Parson Brownlow handles Northern sym pathisers without gloves. Said he: If I owed thq,Devil a debt to. be dischar ged, and it was_to be di:chargeil by the ren dering unto him of a dozen of the meanest, most revoking and -God-forsaken wretches that ever could be. culled from the ' ranks of depraved human society, and I wanted' to pay that debt and get ,a premium uPon the payment,. I would make a tender to his Sa tanic Slajesty,of twelve Northern men who sympathise with this infernal rebellion.— [Great cheering.] if lam severe and bit ter in my romarks—[Cries of "No, no; .not a bit ofthht I am, geatleinen, you must consider we-in tne South make a per sonal matter of this thing. (Laughter.]— We have no respect or •confolencesiti any Northern man who sympathises with this in fernal rebellion-4 Cries of "good, good"]— nor should any be tolerated in walking Broad Way at any time.' Such men ought to be ridden upon a rail out of .the - North.— ["Good, good."]. They• should" either be tumor ag,.a.nst the "mill-dam;" and I - wilutd make them show their hands. [Lano.hter -aPPlau,sel Tua GRAVE OP A8114.1LA.M.--.A. corres pondent, who met the Princeof Wales while traveling in the gist, rays:-"The Prince was. at. Hebron, while, we were there, He and snit obtained permia" sion . to visit. the - Cave _of Maehpelah, the, burial, plaice of - Abraham They. are theiret • Christaina alio have been all Owed kr eater. aillOnthe Crusaders, near -700. yeare,ao. Dr. Stautly- . ..sa t yr every= Akin m kept In the most . beantanl order, and nothing co dbe 'itiOre eatistiattory than 'die state In which the, lambs are preserved ; Abraham, tldan, Jacobi, J oseph , Sarah Re beccai and • Leah are bur ied there." . NNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, JUNE - 6, 18032. CHM inglos6 iltms. , Motion, v.': watched the closing . day s Tin in tho West it died awe} , ; _Anti when I could riot see the sun, The at ea me• peeping. One by' ate.; To shed the twinkling light, , • - To guide poor travelers On by. night. The cowl are milked, and gone to rest Upon the *twaddle* verdant breast; And iillennirld is calm' and still, • Except the little rippling, rill. • Mothes,,before I, go• orr shrep must ask God my soul to keep ; • .. Pardon my sins fur.Jesus' sake, And guard iny bully till I wake:. Dearest mother, then of you I must esk - forgiveness too, For every naughty ,word to-day You've heard your little darling say. Forgive, dear we, her, and believe, I'll try no-more your love to grieve: : t • +.ll- e ‘,At4k BY GIPSY. CHAPTER 1. , It was a beautiful evening in the dawn if summer. Two forms were sitting in close proximity to one another by the window of a tWelve_ thousand dollar house—heavily wort . :ged--in the tipper part,of the city. The hand of the one rested lovingly on that of the other, and the arm of one .described a semi-eireale round the other's waist. It is ly necessary to say that they were lovers, ad that: this watt as• - yar‘as the young ipan. uld go in ge tmetry. There was no light 'n ,the room, but there was no occasion for ny, with her taper waist and sparkling eyes, and his flaming words. This is a small :ample of their small talk. 'Dearest Flora,. tell, oh tell me what lean o to make myself more mortal of yoirlove. Did me undertake any mission you please, nd I will obey. Aye, even though it be—to ut my hair short—saerifice my moustache— wear large boots, or work for my living—, :peak,. anything you may command me.' 0 Charles! calm yourself. Do not speak n this terrible strain; you Make me shudder No, Charles, I love you for yourself alone.' rhen placing her hand gently upon his brow, .he murmured., 'soft, my love, speak soft, in _ cll me do you I Ve me now as much as ever, anitpwill I ever*e the sante to y o u as I am now?' mo swear!' cried the ardent youth, dropping upon his knees for the first time in his life, but suddenly rising with a troubled expression of countenance, as something put him in mind of the tightness of his nether apparel. 'Oh Flora, there is not a coat that adorns any tailor's window on Broadway, that has so high a place in my, affections as yourself! You. are to me what slander and gossip are to young church members, or funerals to married women—my life, my ambition, my hope, my all! A ,few days more and we shall be anited forayer. I can scarcely realize my happiness.' The fair one blushedand nestled closer to the Test pattern of the happy youth. So we leave thew. CHA PTIi.:II 11 It was a dark and gloomy niglrt, two days before the time appointed fur the nuptial ceremonies of the young pair. Charles bent his way. full oAltope and slipper, to the mans sion of his beloved. Hrang e the bell and was ushered into the ° parlor. . Flora was not there, and after waiting_a_few moments, he resolved to descend the stairs to the dining room, ostensible to seek for her, .but most probably with visions o f spoons , dancing through his ever-teeming brain. With stealthy steps be approached the door and suddenly . opened it, when there burst upon his .astonished gaze a sight which froze 'the blo within his veins. 'Upon the dinino-room table lay many dishes and other articles of crockery. Before it with dishevelled hair and tucked-up, E4rown, stood • Flora, a huge carving-knife in her hand,, which she was in the act of plunging— into a pan of hot water She had been caught in the act of doing house- wi ork! ' With one loud shriek she fell to the floor while her distracted and bewil dered lover rushed from" the house. It is needless to add that of course the en gagement, along with several brittle cups, was broken .on the spot. Thus were two fond and doting hearts irrevocably separated ! If my story, dear reader, will be 'the means of persuading one young woman never, un der any, circumstances, odo any work abo the house,,but always to let her mother an other servant's, do it my object is m re, than accomplished. - Farewell York At las. STRETCH IT A LITTLE.--A little girl and her little brother were,on their way to the grocer's the other morning. The roofs of the housesand the -grass- on-the- common were white with frost, thelvind was very sharp. They were both poorly dressed, but the-little girl had a sortof a coat over her which she seemed to have outgrown. , As they walked briiklyalong she drew her. little companion close up. to her, saying, "Cometunder.sny coat. 401nliy." "It isn't big enough "for b Als," he replied:, "I guess ,r can. stretch it a little," she said, and they weruisoolias tagether'and as Waimea flits, bird's in the same' neat: flow many shivering bodies, ,and - heaVy hearts, ' mokweeping ert in the world, inst- bemuse! people de AO stretch their coinforts. a little fhenselvis. • . 1 Ati: -young. geuti *ocquoidtance i! a Buie. , witty a_ party a few evenings place, irhore*Nuar Maraball was c•ne or the sings. In the course, of the evening 114 was. requested to favor , the com pany with Sou* musk on tWpiano, which she madsatijrAleclified doing. "PlethieliOr ezdaina out friSjai., :addras sing . heriol iroUs"extrewei.ii.foM4farakAli Whet are ghsies 'Whsilthey are kept on Ilan& Who feels 1 Ire in h heart feels's sPnr in his limbs. • If slander is a snake( is 'a winged' one: it flies 'as well as creeps. - •. The 'romantio lover hunts .a wild flower, and vows it is a star.- - The greatest abuse of the faattlties God has given- us, is their disuse.-- You may fill a thousandehesti with wealth but never an avaricious Mates heart. Tuotou death is before the old man's face he may be as near the yoaag Mari's back. Noble actions arebest seen wfietr looked at with an eye to emulation. The more we hard of some kinds of 'knowl edge, the more ill-funned we are. Don't confide your secrets to an inordinate laughter—he might "split:" Pride is generally ignOiant because less ashamed of being ignorant this of being in structed. . Those who walk most are the healthiest; the road of perfect health is too narrow for wheels. Where wishes . are fathers to. thoughts, there ,are generally dishonest sires and bad children. It is well to be among mon, and ' not a dreamer among shadows. The Bible is a window in life, through which we look into eternity. There is in the heart of a wom en such a deep well of lore that no age can freeze it. Nature . preaehes eheerfainess is her sad dest moods; she covers oven forgotten graves with flowers. The ancient Greeks htvied their dead in jars, Hence" the origin -of the expression, "lie's •one to a ." A man rad better eonunit sin' than per fo'ruf his duties, if his sins made him humble and his duties vain. The bigot thinks that to enlighten a man's mind, it is absolutely necessary to make a faggot of his body. Virtue roads pretty upon a tombstone, but it is a losing quality with bare, walls, an emp ty clipboard, and a quenched hearth. The men who deserve ; if they do not find ,the greatest favor among women are husband men. A lady whose dress was too dirty to wear 'hodnot •dirty enough 'to be washed, had a matter of serious import to decide. The reward of villolft% is vomits: some of them - are - hung others--cropped-and branded —others elected to Some persons would' seem to have a right to spend their lives in trifling, since nature set the example by trifling when she made them. The man whom you saved from dtownino. e' , and-the man who never pays you what he owes, you may consider as alike indebted to you for their life. As the moon, whether visible or invisible, has power over the tides of the ocean, so the thee of the loved one, whether present or ab sent controls the tides of the soul. Indies; prepare an extreme,eltange of hab it! for the Paris correspondent 'says the la dies are owning 'out without hoops, bustles, wadding, or anything else 1 , shall be at home nest Sunday night, a Dunglady said, as she followed her bean to e door, who seemed to be somewhat way enng in attachments. 'So shall I,' was the reply.. Talent and worth are the only eternal grounds of distinction. To these the Al mighty has fixed his everlasting , patent of nobility, and these it is which make the bright immortal names to which all may as pire. • HARSH ,TU,D.TEMENTS.-4f yon• must form harsh judgenieuts, form them of yourself not of others; and, in gc.neral,, begin by attend tending to your own deficiencies first. If every one should' eWeep up MS own walk,- Ire should have very clean streets. 'RICHES 'AND Pov KRTY.—Tnere'is . nO for tune so good but k may be reversed, and none so bad but it may be bettered. * The sun that rises in clouds may set in f)pleatior, and that which rsei; in •spfendor, mafset in gloom. . I • What a U(olId this would. be aft it 4 in habitants could any with Shakespeare'S shep herd: ":fir,/11 am, a true laborer; I earn what I wear;, Lorre 110 . Mtlti alaie envy no man's happinesi; glad of 06 men'iloOd; con .tent with my.* , sha9,nOSo.iia thiniips a te considred' •by pliistagrioesisivetraiii: Mkat'Of iilitEtWeia" isposition. its - a - edgiust was once-on his way tb ihe'ealicritii - piiitefirikadhiti . viiii:riigde ;that, if iiittrOiraix :44 gallows 'the rb itiehrid'lits? ark' lie voila iess*ce'reTiodbre ' cried a, cracked *rape from'-the :raj& of the stolid.. The ealtirit'adili4 eager for siatriineey -to iii o oae* the cart , thick 1i she did anti i tegau hise goon - - 'Nose - like - n knife' AlWift2' 'lips Ii wa' fers. Drive on hangegii.,4l'; 411.660,41**.ireetiti ; DO, . yf 131 IM::nwAtOV4s. il A l !witaigiit:4 4 titig:4l4 l o4: l!ort well, perhap * 7 O wiyhig one f iff.timeli,b,e.ttor, 'animals in naturtexcelitilie'tonie kat.. ~• -;'' • Moat yeaag ,fetioWe Wiiea:whiskey is at tend, Make rye"menthes: —' • A common mode or reaevatimi. am 014.1 bat, is to wear it to an evening party. • The:atter-mo at Tarts of tte parts where there•are•inost *omen: • Why are shawls like husbands? ‘Bneense every Vremairsheuld . have one. Whichthe, most: ihtittighxe,,letter,of the - The -Young women hate oath '.other from ; jutd, ouey; old women hate each other from habit: -Oran Foit Low.—Visit the dm:nisei to whom you are attached, on washing day. If you would take ti peep"tit sunishinejuit look in the face of a young tUother, The • strongest. Minded *roman shrinks from being caught in het night-cap.. Who_wonld make the Wit siptdiert Dry goods men; they have themost drillings,, A Lady in Bangor has invented a 4,6 4 .198 s broom—a broom that Aims no dust. 'Shocking times!' said an old woman as the lightning kdocked her over tho wash. tub. • A medical 'Writer speaks of two, old maids, "so dry, they rattled." The. fellow ought to be indicted. Punch says the end of iinan's life is glory. The end of woman's life is about tw,o-and thirty. If 2 ramenr—St9p that nonesense—l hate the dirty bald, he looks like. Jones across.the way, and I do detest Jones. deal of weighing? Beeause they always carry scales. What is the difference between a sleigh, driver and a butcher? One ateera-the the other gays the steer. The rebels talk lordly about boating the Union armies, bat latterly it scorns. the only thing they can beat is a retreat. If you wish to dream Of frill sake, traits with a book muslin dress, . °well hooped: and stuffed with health and happiness. " Why are a hundred and sixty , snare, rods like a decayed tooth ? Because, it is an "a• ker." Lot go nay hair Bill Jones. Tom says the other day he saw a walking match, and Bill says that's nothing, for.he saw a candle run. Mrs. Lucy Capps of illinois,,re cently gave birth to three fine boys.. This isbaving he Cupps to some effect. • The seceding ,States are sadly in want of ice. We presume Congress will mete out justice enough ro`r them this summer. Mrs Partington :says that pises her so much as to me people who pro.: fess to expect salvation, go t6,churqh with out their purses when a tollettiourwiis'yi'be taken." An 'lrishman being asked.' in court for 1 is marriage certificate, showed a big , sear on'his head s a boutthe shape of a shovel, which was satisfactory. The most- intense' node of expressing-eon. - tenttpt in. Milwauke; is to exclaim,‘Cto have no more to say I scorn you, au,.1.-do it glass of water !". A wounded -Iyishman wrote • home= from the hospital, and tinished, up by saying, I'm for this country, I've bled foinit 7 Amil shall soon be able to say • .• If you _wish to know -the exact time in *Melt you can do a."mile," tell a red-haired thin lipped woman drat_ her baby is.ngly, stub nosed and squints. Woarax.-;-An article .uuinufaetured by milliners and drennallers: < - , Who wants but httlein her head.' But much below to 'make her si If you wish to know the met 'time which. you can "do a mile," tell a red-haired thin lipped woman that her baby in ugly,, stub nosed and squints. • WANTED..--Asituation - 4y ,a retter. gyman. Ho is well citialified Air - . a. baleen assistant, having teen emPloyed s l*:nor years in Woking - after - the hmies. • . The Wonesocket Patriot thinks alt publio aßsethblios tOght be bieken - jest' by wind& alt looking' glasses: Gentlemen' and :Wien , '..wouktnever libread it they (mid. AO how they 100 4 4 . . • A pions :minister,: after leetwity.!t.tagged 'Sunday School to nmeiCeditying man : mei, Treadle dose thanteiensewhreitig• dg• lIIPV4g &the - hyuut t „ "Oa otdan'e,stonny bunks ietsid.'' The whole entiootstrnok . I J4tirdan. kid. to trriiie ;; .l - liellevo," • - . ' ' . Judge Mattocks; whilein the cissiSktii' , quested qua of the aidejidges -tc.k effete*, is ,baek... 'After: litiviug it does. Eli. Isbi.sitieth srelist*eit frzo*.teltiVa*Stalte" :04 64 eeresAt otiellsksk: efid..A - Age4A, %lark It, te* wandered ihtit - 4 1 4 0 4041-0` vileTo- 4 *-9 0 4 - but at list taivolu.4o tileir.!"?