Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, September 16, 1910, Image 4

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    HAND
LAUNDRY
Patrick White
has opened a hand
laundry on Ninth
St. in Milford and
all work in his
line will bo prompt
ly and neatly done
Goods will be
called for and de
livered. Telephone
East
Stroudsburg
State
Normal
School
FALL "TERM
Begins September 6th.
Board and Laun
dry $3.75 per wk,
For Catalogue and ,
Other Information
Address
E. L. KEMP, Principal
T A I L 0 R Si
Spring finds us ready
with a full line of all
I the newest styles and fab !
i ncs tor both Men & om
en. Have your clothes
made for you and they ;
will give you twice the
X wear at the same cost as 1
ready made Men's suits
; rrom $12.50 up.
The Jaillets,
Broad & Ann
Sts; Milford,
CLEANING,
PRESSING
REPAIRING
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Ctmtl. ftnoi Tnute-Marka obtained and all PaU
em rumn o.-mdaetta tar MorjiHrrc rrr
JOuHOrnccivoppoaiT U.S. Patent Ornei
1au ww .m n scru. a niuui 1U WW HI IB UuiH UWt
letDOtfl from WAkhinirton.
C Send model, drawing or photo., ith decrip
Itlon. W advu, if polenUblt, or not. Jrcaj oi
atarM, CUT lea not dne till puieM n iecun a.
A HMirT. ' iUiw to Olitain I'jiutv." with
oium m th U, & ima Urca cuafi,;
C.A.SNOW&CO.
SO. ATfiT Owe. Washington. D C.
J. C. CHAMBERLAIN
Real E3tate Agent.
Boues and Lota and tota without Huom
Dealer In all klnda of Property.
Notary Public
ALL BUSINESS 61YEN
PROMPT ATTENTION
Office at Residence od
Water Street.
Milford, Pa.
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YOUTHFUL FORTY-NINERS.
According to One of Them They Were
Just a Lot of Boys.
"It makes me laugh," say an olrl
nicer, "to ee the sort of picture
that artists draw when they want t
Illustrate a story of early mlnlPK dav
In California. They make the 'Forty
Diner old men, bearded and wrinkled
and dressed like dime novel heroos.
"Why, we were Just boys, moat o:
ua, and trousers patched with llonr
sacks were more common than red
ashes and fancy buttoned coats. 1
remember we paid $M a pair for
heavy- cowhide boots to weRr In the
ground sluices that was before rub
ber boots came along.
"The oldest man In camp here In
Weavervllle was short; of thirty, but
we called him 'the old man,' and one
of my pardner never had any name
but 'Empire Mllla," because that wa
the brand on the flour sack he hap
pened to reseat bis breeches with.
"We were Just a lot of rip roartns.
young farmnr boys turned loose In a
country where we expei-ted to shovel
up gold like corn at home. We didn't
think It was h white man's country
anyway. Every one of us expected
to wash out a peck meiisnre of nug
gets and go back home. We used to
say that the best thing L'ncle San
could do was to dig out all the gold
and give the country buck to the
Mexicans. .
"Some of us had seen lively times
getting across the plains. I had walked
most of the way myself and dodimd
'Indians and MormonB; the Halnts hud
It In for me and a lot more of the
Gentiles and they would have paid us
ofl In lead If they could have got the
chance. I got to California In time
to be a 'Forty-niner, and In May of '60
I was camped down .below town on
Weaver creek with three partners."
Prejudice Against Sleep.
Why can some men sloep at will,
and some "nervous" men. too, while
others, sometimes very "heavy" men.
with apparently Immovable nervee.
are tortured by Insomnia? Why, too,
do some men seem to obtain BulIU'U'nt
rest with Ave hours' sleep, while oth
ers require nlneT Do some men
"sleep slow," as Mr. Smedloy Jocularly
argued In one of his amusing stories.
Or do they actually require more
sleepT Tbe popular prejudice against
sleep works an infinity of mischief.
There are plenty of sliiKgnrds even
among the oultlvated class, but the
sleep sluggard Is In that dims a very
rare specimen. The tendency of the
educated Is to wakefulness, and tbe
man who does Intellectual work and
exhibits what his friends think a dis
position to oversleep Is obeying a
healthy instinct Sleep recuperates
him, and be knows lu Family Doc
tor. Could not Afford the Extra.
Those who object, like the negro In
the following story, to the high fees of
a good physician do not always real
ize what they are paying for. The
doctor In question, says a writer Id
Tit-Bits, was called out to attend an
unknown patient. When he arrived
be found that a decrepit negro wanted
his attention.
The negro first asked, "How much
yo' charge, doctah?"
'Two dollars a visit, said the
other, and when the negro gasped his
surprise, he continued, "That Includes,
you must know, my time, experience.
advice and the medicine."
"A poor old nigger like me don't
need all dm extras," remarked his
patient. "Jlst gib me ten cents' wo'th
& yo' cough med'clne, and dat's
enough fo' me."
Electrle Traction In Sweden.
The Swedish government haa be
gun the electrification of tbe system
of railroads controlled by It A rega
lor service of electric trains Is first
to be establshed between Stockholm
and Jarfra. The trains will be light,
d and heated as well as driven by
electricity, but oompreseed air will b
employed for braking. Before extend
ing the eleetrincHtkm to tbe entire
railroad system, the covernment Is
eeklng a suflU-lent and m-llable sup
ply of motive power from waterfalls.
It la believed that this will be found,
and If so It will result In great econo
my, because coal has to be Imported
to run the steam-engines now In use
In Sweden.
A Subtle Difference.
"And so," began the orowbeatlng
attorney to the shabby witness, "you
live byyour wits, do you?"
"No, air. by other folks' lack of
them," corrected the witness, modasO
A plucked fowl sboi it! not be dis
colored. The flesh should be pink or
yellow, according to breed. Stales
are bluish, often green, over the crop
The skin tears easily. Stiff, dry fm
belong to stale.
A Curious Mistake.
A married couple stood looking Into
a Bhop window. A handsome tailor,
made dress took the lady's faucy, and
she left her huabaud's aide to exam
ine It more closely. Then she went
back to where he bad been standing
and took bis arm.
"You never look at anything I want
to look at!" she exclaimed. "You
don't care bow I dread! You don't
car for me now! Why, you baven't
klttsed me for three weeks J."
"Indeed, I am sorry. It is not my
fault, but my misfortune!" said tba
man.
Turning round she looked at blm
and gasped. She had taken the arm
of tbe wrong man.
tike a Cigar.
"A play." remarked the theatric jl
manager, -"Is like a clKtr."
"What's the answer?" inquired the
Innocent reporter.
"If its good," explained the mana
ger, "everyone w tints a box; and If
It's bad. no amount of purting will
make it draw."
Too Bud.
"Where's your mintreHg'B maid?'
"Upstairs, sir, arranging Mdun-e'a
hair."
if J Ja wlk turf
CAME OUT ON THE OTHSH BIDS.
Declaration That Put Sudden End
to Traveler's Yarre.
One of the occupants of a railway
carriage was a gentleman who be
guiled the .time by tilling, some rath
er "tall yorns" of his experience
abroad. A solemn Ioo';ln ; Individual,
wltb a camera and a trl, od. sat In a
corner sent and llsteiu'tl without a
shadow of a smile. Tie traveler,
having concluded an lni .vesnlve atory,
ays London Punch, beran again: "1
never see a camera but ,t reminds me
of a sad occurrence that befell a friend
of mine while we were traveling in
Italy. He was an eni'itislastlc ama
teur ptaotographor, and when w
climbed Vesuvius nothing would satlfy
blm but a near view of the crater. Ha
wanted to go to the vary edge. The
guides told him of the danger. It
was the last seen of my poor friend!
Sad, wasn't It, sir?" ho added, turning
to the solemn man. Tbe latter shook
his head. "Do you doubt my word?"
said the traveler. "No," returned the
solemn man, "I don't doubt your word,
hut I fancy your memory Is falling.4
'Kli? How so?" "Uiicause." said the
solemn man, slowly, and gravely, "be
uauxe I am the nu.nl And yet you
don't remember n.o! I came out
iKHin on the other side of the globe
but ! got my view!" There was
de,id silence for n few mfnutea after
ward, and the traveler got off at the
next Bta'ion.
Arbllrc'ed.
Conversation n" r. ig travellers Is
'equently absurdly ulvlal. After sev
al days together. ::s on shipboard,
very one U idle, in.ii talks about the
ost unluiportiint matters with the
eepest Interest. R. H. Mllllgan, In a
iook entitled "The Jungle Kolk ol
Vfrka." recounts with what compla-
oncy the conclusion was reached
hat the thirteen roimles should nev
r have rebelled, and that the blame
was all on the side of England.
One mafl. moreover, disclosed the
ar t that he ahayn wore safety-plnf
nHtead of garters. ad descanted upon
his preference with such enthusiasm
that be mnde at le ist one convert.
One night we r' practice the
principle of arbitration, of which wc
were all adherents. An argument
had arisen among U3 as to which wn
the more simple uf the two currency
systems, dollars pud cents, or pounds
shillings and pence. At Inst, the cap.
'ain arriving, we decided to refer the
matter to him, n id to surrender our
ludgment to hla arbitration.
The captain, an Englishman of the
ery stolid sort, after a period of re
lection. rejMted very slowly, and wltb
ll the gravity of a Judge:
"Pounds, shillings and pence Is the
Itnpler system; for, don't you know
hat when you are told the price of a
l.lng In dollars and cents you alway?
aave to convert It Into pounds
shillings and ence."
There was a little objection to thi
theory, but In general It was perfect
ly satisfactory so long aa the voyagr
lasted.
The Value of Dead Leave.
According to teats recently made In
Prance, dead leaves possess a higher
value as fertilizers for the land than
ordinary mantiie. They are extensive,
ly used by the market-gardener about
the city of Nantes, Pear leaves rank
the highest In nitrogenous content,
oak leaves coma next, and the leavei
of vines stand lowest In value. Ex
periment have shown that 44 pounds
of pear leaves, 80 pound of poplar
leaves, 61 pounds of peach leaves, 82
pounds of elm leaves and 83 pounds of
locust leaves are respectively equiva
lent In nitrogenous opntent to 100
pounds of ordinary . manure. Vina
leaves alone are leas valuable than
manure. -
Lot In the Telephone.
Mr. Henry Abraham haa calculated
the maximum effectiveness of the
telephone for a sound of given plteb
and a current of measured Intensity.
The result show that there is great
room for improvement In this re
spect Notwithstanding the apparent
extrem sensitiveness of tbe best
telephones, they are, after all, sur
prisingly Ineffective, since they trans
mit to the ear Id the form of sound
wave3 less than a thousandth part of
the energy received from tke Una.
Crab Shell a Barometer.
A curious barometer is said to be
t c d by tbe remnant of the Araucan
in race which Inhabits the southern-
nr.it province of Chile. It consists
of the cast-oft shell of a crab. Tbe
deud shell la white In fair, dry weath
er, but the approach of a moist at
mosphere Is Indicated by the appear
ance of small red spot. Aa the mois
ture In the air Increase the shell be
come entirely red, and remain a
throughput th rainy season.
Camel for America.
Plana ar being made to Import a
herd of camels fur use la the mining
reglona of Nevada, and , the Death
Valley region of California. They
will be used to transport the ore
through the desert region to 'the
smeltlug mill. It I believed tbe
camela will thrive In the region and
their tuefuluesa to ihe mining people,
will be best understood when it U
considered the average camel will
shamble oft at a lui ty-mlle a day gait
with (00 pounds on his bump, eat
aage bush for his supper, and go with
out a drink for seventeen days.
Th Jamaica Firefly.
' Th Jamaica flreny, a specie over
an luch In length, emits a very bril
liant light, which comes from tbe sides
of the head and beneath the thorax.
The light Is a fluctuating one aud ho'l
the steady glow of the glowworm. A
very remarkable fact is that this Duo
turning or pulsating light may con
tinue after the death of the animal.
If we suppose that the light of the liv
ing Insect 1 due to oxygen supplied
under It control to the lumlnoua mat
ter we may conclude that after death
the oxygen of the air tulgiit obtain ac
cess to It and product a like effect. It
Is difficult, however, to account for th
pulMtlnn la the lUlit of th dea4
THE OLD SPORT 8PEAK8.
Zack Gabble Telia How He Had HI
Fling Along With the Rest.
"Yes, sir, glntlemln, I've had ray
fling along with the rent of 'em." aald .
old Sack Gabble tn three or four of
his cronies assembled In front of the'
postofDce waiting for Bcanboro's dally j
mall tg. u distributed. "La, I ain't
alius been the proper an' dignified per-1
son I am to-day an' tkat I reckon I ort I
to be at my time o' life. I guess It'
In the blood o' the young to sort o'
sow wild oats, aa tbe Bsytn' Is, aa' by
herk, I've scattered mine around purty
free la my young day. Time waa when
I never thongbt notbln' of goln' to
town a Sartray night with a dollar
MU ' an' blowtn' In sixty or seventy
centa of It fer lem'nade or ginger-pop.
an'- pveeeedin'- f'stand treat for three
or four -feller at a time. 1 Used to
ametke my two and even three ceegara
a- ay,. nn' nany'a the time I've cov
ered another' feller' dollar at a hoes
race, an' It waa all the same ta me
If I lost my dollar. Never thought
nothin' o' paytn' two dollar for a
stable rig to take a girl to the coun
ty fair or out fer a ride. An' many'
the time I've dumped a hull pound o'
the best mixed candy at tbutty centa
a pound Into a girl' la, or blowed In
fifty or seventy-five cents for some
piece of Jew'lry or trinket for her, an'
If she wanted a dish b' Ice-cream all
she bad to do waa to say so, although
I never was what you might call wine
an' wlmmen craiy, for I waa alius
teme'ranc aa' alius mesfi to be. All
the hum, boys, I've had my little
fling an' sowed my wild oats with a
purty free hand. I got that scar above
my left eye In a fight with a feller
that tried to cut me out with a purty-as-a
-peach girl I rook to alngln'-school
one night Oh, I been considerable
of a sport In my day an', by beck, I
ain't got over it so fer but what I can
ataad treat now an' then. What do
you lay to all ateppln' Into the drug
store an' havln' sody or sassypaiilly
or ginger-pop while we are waiting for
the mall to open? Come along the
hul kit an' b'llin' of you. an' I'll foot
the bill! Once a feller gits the real
sportln 'fever In hla blood It ain't easy
to get It out, by heck!" Puck.
Extracting th Truth.
The late Senator Casmack, of Tenn
ssee. used, to ten a atorv of a will
case where Tom Myers, former Speak
er of th Legislature, was an attorney.
Tbe question hinged on the sanity
or , lnsanftiJ'of the testator when he
made Ma will, and Mr. Myers waa n
troduekig evidence 'm to the unsound
boss of the mind of the man who made
th will at the time he made It.
He called a wltress who had talked
with tbe dead man a few hours be.
fore he died. ' "Did you bold conver
aatlon with the tests lor a ttaort time
before he died?" askod Myora.
"Yea. air."
"Now, tell the Jury whit he said.
Do not malte any comu . ".' on what
you think be meant or what Interpre
tation should be put on the envrsa
tlon. That will bo fot the Jury to de
cide. Just tell us 'iut he aald. Did
be say anything lo your'
'Oh yes, sir. he snld considerable.1
'Well, tell us one1 thing? What re-
mark did he make lo yo,i on any
subject? Do you recall any?"
'Yes, ah-. J recall one remark he
made".
'Ah!" said Myers "Now we are
getting on. What d'd he saw?"
"Well," replied the wltneea, "he
aid he reckoned that Legislature
where Tom Myers was Sreaker was
abet the omerlest Legislature ha
ever did see."
Jerrold's Wtt.
On the first night of the represen
tation ef one of Jerrod'a i Khjos a sue
copsftul adapter fiom the. French ral
lied him on hla nerVdueness. -"I." said
the' adapter,- ,4'Deverr feel nervous on
th flrt night of my" pieces. " "Ah. my
boy," Jerrold replied, "you are always
certain of success. " Your piece have
H been tried before." He waa seri
ously dlaappointed with a oercain book
written by one of his friend. This
friend hoard that 'Jerrold had
ppessed his dl6appotnt.Teut. and ques
tioned him: "I bear you sMd was
tbe worst book I ever wrote." "Ne,
didn't," caire the answer; "I said It
waa the worst book am ho ly ever
wrote.1 Of a mistaken philanthropist,
Jernald aald he waa "so benevolent,
so merciful a man he would have
held an unbrella over a duck in
shower of rain." Araonaut.
SAVING THE ANVILS.
Terrible Threat Made by th Brawny
Negro Stevedore.
A story to be good does not neces
sarily have to be new. The following
story, which was a favorite of tbe
late Senator Carmack, of Tennessee,
fall vlthln tbe rule:
"A brawny negro," aald Senator
Carmack, ' "was once employed aa'
tevedore on th docks at Mumphis to
help to unload a cargo of hardware
from the steamer Anna V. Silver.
"The negro was carrying anvils
ashore, and so great was his strength
thai he carried one under each arm.
"In crossing the narrow gangi'-lnnk
wltb an anvil under each arm tbe ne
gro slipped and fell Into the water.
"He came up purling and blowing.
rTow uown er rope, ne yonea.
'Tbe men on board laughed at blm
In derision.
".'Prow down er rope," pleaded th
negro, treading water vigoroualy.
"Getting nothing but Jeer, the ne
gro cried excitedly:
"'Per de lan'a sak, man, frow
down er rope or I'll' drop on er dea
aail.
, Peanut from Japan.
Those, Jape! After the German.
the Jpa, gettlag everything. Y
kee are the greataat peanut eater la
the werld they would be, even If
there war no clreuaaa. In lis)? and
laoS Japan exported 11.000,000 pounds
of peanuts and we took nearly all ol
them.
Th Wis Man.
very man hM wesknaaa ol
soma kind, but wlM asa start early
An English Trait.
Mr. Runclman testifies that It used
to be a saying among the Turks In
Constantinople that, whenever a man
was drunk, It was conclusive proof ,
he was an Engllobman. That re
minds one of the-sUry current In Ox-
rord some years sgo max in a cerium
eastern country the populace would
cry "Ox! Ox!" after an Inebriated per
son the explanation being that an
august native bad brought the habit
home wltb him as th most visible re
sult of his English university training.
There la a phrase of our own which Is
almost aa bad "aa drunk aa a lord.
Probably that waa not Intended In
reprobation of the peerage, but sim
ply expressed the envy of the
humbler Englishmen In less sober
days than those toward a class who
could afford continuing to do wtiafhe
would If he could. London Chronicle.
Alcohol and Health. -
There can be no room for doubt
concerning tb gener&l Boundnesi of
tbe statement thai alcohol 1b no
4trenK'h('iiur of the human conntitu
Ion. In every country statistics sho
hut tiiortfillty 1b much greater t rior,.
rinke: than among non-drinkers
vin aK-nhol In tnken habitually It In
inures the whole constitution; all tie
tint, oigHns, and especially the
' nvffer Rooaer or later a patho
a! change, with which the bub
. 'bUliy to disease Ib greatly In
. tfi'tHMl. The had condition of the
.hm1, tbe weakness of the changed
c.it numrlca and the supken energies
K the nervouB functions all combine
o give a bnd course to every dieae,
md a corresponding high mortality. It
B a scientific certainty that alcohol
ind health ar not friends, but the bit-
tereut of enemies.
A belfcste Propose I.
A Scotchman who bad survived
three wives and who had a fourth In
contemplation decided upon a dellcatt
method oi proposing to the latest ob
ject of his affections. Accordingly, ht
took her to walk one afternoon, and
before she realized where their foot
.Heps tended they had arrived at th.
graveyard, where his loat loved one
lay burled. Standing before the thre
tombstone he raid:
"There Ilea Jeannte. there lies Grle
sel, there Ilea Maggie, and,' he added
pointing to the next vacant space nnr
taking her band tenderly, "-hov war
you like to He tnere?"
Ke K new the Bre od.
A colli ge studcut gazed in astnn
hthinent while bis room-mate till c
out a letter of expenses to hla father
"Great Cat--a-, irpn!" he ejaculate
as hla com pan op addd h!s slgnatun
wltb a m'ghty nourish of his pen, "art
you going to tax your dad at tba
rae?"
"Certainly," was the grlra reply
"I've placed the estimate of my ex
pense at four times the real amount r
order to get what I need after th-
cut-down. My father's the town aBsen
r, you know."
Moving Him Useful.
. A lady who kept a lit le curly
poodle, lost hor pet ;md called on the
police to find R. The next duy one of
the force came with the dog v-.ry
wet and dirty. The lady was over
joyed and asked a number of silly
questions. Among others:
"Where did you tind my dear, dar
ling?" - ,
"Why, ma'am," said the officer, "
fellow had him on a pole and wai
washing windows with hi.. ."
AWFUL BR UTS.
bS7s
"Kr-bow old did
Were, MIhs Kldei ?"
you say vou
"I said twenty twice."
"Oh, that's more like It!
Heard at the Hub.
"Aud how old are you, little girl?"
Six."
''And how Is It you are out walking
without your mamma?"
'"Oh, mamma doesn't go In for exer
cise. Kc.ally, we have very little in
common."
In the Malls.
"When I looked over tuy mail, taid
one young author, "there was nothing
tn It excepting bills or i-njeH'ttMl rnanu
scr'pts." "I know," rt-p!led the other;
"It's alwhys either something due or
nothing doing. "
Using influence.
"Mt uveitis to be an up-to-date poli
tician "
"1 shouid say so. Before proposing
to Miss Specie be got up a petition
wltb two thousand signatures urging
her to accept him."
He Failed to See It.
Mr. Cloaecoyne (during his wife's
reception I She gives 'era llghta; she
gives 'em music; she gives 'em food,
flowers, champagne, and that's what
she calls receiving! .. .
"Coked" the Community.
I understand the fair waa a great
success. How much did they take iu?"
"The whole town."
On the Quiet.
The Canvasser Is the bead of th
house In?
Mr. Weak 8h! speak low; I'm tba
head of the bouse.
(11
fares tbe land to hastening ills ft
prey
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K.Uni. u n.i ,.-i'K t; , oi Clennont-Fer
jtiid. Franco, ti e i ommon or garden
1ormoi?po m t b? adried to this list.
This little anliral does nm hodtl.itt
o tight a v'ir n:id kill the reot1.lt
Df Conine, w-v-.d he helpless If at
ackerl by a h'g "lttlesnake. for thl
A'ouhl pwjl'nw h''M rt ono mil p. M.
'(il!.irrl trJcN .1 f.ur mfllfgruuis of
lrlfd vl;pr prison Into a dormouse
'Ith f h -olu'.ely no effect. Half an
our after the inje-.'tfon tbe dormouse
vaa nibrrp an -ppie as It nothing
tod harprr.ed. The dormouse weighs
ml)' two ounce, nnd the amount o.
'enow bu received was enough to kil.
leven pounds of such animals as rub
bits and gulnet pig.
Human Inequality.
There Is a notion, and a most per
nicious one, that 'it Is the highest
realization of reptib'lcan form of gov
ornmont tha; all the people shouli
by some for ring process be made &
nuch alike as possible. AH human
beings are burn ho, mil only lo the sr'
'ic fact tbut they ull come Into the
vttld by tbe Hume natural process.
Th3 same equality exists In the mut
er of dath, since what we cull life !
mlnguhthed For all under tbe self
same condition. Hut that Is all the
equality that Is possible, for huuiai.
einga are all unlike and unequal In
bodily and mental characteristics,
and to stub ho ex'ent dos this lack
of equality 30 that It Is ncen in the
peculiar! He of every individual.--New
Orleans Picayune.
Aluminum Paper.
The manutuctuie of paper coated
'5tb aluminum aa a substitute tor tin
'oil baa begun to aHume linluM;-i;ii
M.portum-e. Within a yesr thy Vice.
.'ooess haa been successfully applied
-1 France to rhe metullizliji;, with
. uniiuuui. ot paper of ail thU'ktie tat-.-,
'.om that of 1 ig-rette pHpcr up (o
bat of the sheets from which po-.tul
.rda are made. Aluminum paper b t
ne advantage over tinfoil that it
. "titulns no lead. Ii Is suitable fo
-'ivelupiug all kinds of confci.oueiy
:or muklng paper boxs, and even foi
' :tll hanglniis. When unt-d as wh1
! .per - it pottMses the admtrtible
I'tailty of tmiug ckanithle w;th a vi
L-ioih of cspuuKe.
Who Was Wanted 7
It Is the cubiom of many btuinesa
huu pea to tell each prospective em
ployee very explicitly exactly what
U and what is not expected of hlur he
fore he takes his nw place. Some
times these directions are printed
even In advertising for help, as in the
following Instance, taken from a Lon
don newspaper:
We will pay - bo ran the advertise
meut - good wages to hrt-class. live
stenographers who will allow our buM
netis to come before their sweetbtarts.
theatres and pleasure parties; our
hours are from 9 a. m. till 6 p. m but
sometimes we work later; clock
watchers are useless to us.
Derivation of Exodus.
"Kiodus" is the name of tbe sec
ond book of tbe Old Testament It
derives its name from the Grek word
meaning going out or departure, aud
Is so named because It relates the
events connected with the sojourn of
the Israelites In Kgvpt. their depart
ure from that country aud Ihelr wan
derings In tbe pcntusuia of Sinai. Tra
dition for a long time ascribed the
authorahip of "Kxodua" to Moses, but
fcince the aeventeentb century Biblical
critics nava given suffl-lent reabona
for doMhtiug Uils statement it Is
probnUle that tbe book of "Kxodua" is
the work etf verjU wiiusra.
Both
or
these
papers
one '
year
for
only
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send
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and
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to
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PRESS
Milford,
Piko
County,
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ERIE RAILROAD.
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PORT JERVIS
toll.1 Pullman trains to Buflaln. Nln
are Falls, Chautsuqiis La. C lev. Jan I
''liii'Sf!" and Clnr.lnnatl.
Tickrts on sale at Port Je sit
poluta in the Went and Routhiriwt t Inwer
ran s than via any other flrt-olnH ltne.
In FfTnrl June Ulth, 1WW.
'UAINS (.. I.FAVl POHT .Ikkvih t
Follow.
KSTWlil?
' Jlnll v (in
" Pnlly Kiir'H ft 4.1 '
" KS. Ixicnl Kltppt Ainilnjr 1 10 "
ii Hoi idiiys only 8 0 ,.
'n. . Ilaij.v Ei;;rom SI a. .
" 708. Way Suu.lay lluly ... Til "
" 49. l.i nl Bxc. pt Sun Hul T Sift "
' SO. Loonl Kxcopt Sunday 10.9O 1
" 4. Dally Kipiess ., IMP .
" 7CI4. PlllKlsy Oi:ly.. t fjt
' 1)4, Way dally exo'tHund'y ten
' 2, Dnlly Exprt-ss e.fiA "
86. Way dally exe't Huud'y '
T0J, Locl Sunday Only T.l "
WKHTWARDf : .'
Mo 7, Ually Birh ... U a)
" , Dally H6 '
' 17 Dally Milk Train H 10 A
' I. Dally Kxpresa 11 84 '
" lift, Kot HifdnleK'pr Sun., la. Mr.
" . KifiresnClrlcniiDllinilal 6 01 '
' W. Daily Kacept Sundiiy.. 0 (HI ' '
" 6, Limited Dally Expn-a 10 OB
Trains leave Chambers nrreut, Now
fork, for Port Jerrls on wk days nl
I SU, 7 15. K) 16. 10.80 A. M., l.'.D
100, 4 80, 0.15, T 16, B. 15 12. 4S P. H
On Bunds?, 7 W, A. u
IS 10. 1 167 SO. 9 IS r. M.
H. U 6LA L'SON. Tli ket Agt. I'l .I.'. .
M. W. Hawli y,
' Im n P..shi:r.. Af..in
Climuberi. 31 Stniiuu N.'vs
Washington Hotel
RIGGS HOUSE
I'ht hotel par eicellenoe of the cji.
xonttd wltluu one hlut;k qf tba '
Hou-i and d'nvl i oppt li Unht 'Ir-fc' ..
Kiut-si tn)lu in iij rliv,
WIILARD'S HOTEL
A fHjnoui-'' hnTi-lry, n inarkal li f
httitoricnl Afr.M'tttttonti and loug-simta! .
popularity. Ktxvnc) v ruovtxi, rfji.-m .
nnd ptttrlul;
NATIONAL HOTEL.
A lauding! k iiitioiifr tht fcotclt- t ' 1
iugton. patnm'.rft in f'lrmer I .
pntei.j'J'ti nnd hih otlkialft. A''i
Itiiiut. fvin.ke. h.-tciiily rcn)ic1-r c
n mlereO bcritr than I'vtTs 'pp i'- iv
H dvp. WALTKK hi "HT N. : '.
Thtwe h.iti-li. aiti th ui rlpit! . it ,V,
pnd.'ivu-. i.f tl vf.(4ril a ;., tv
Tity antihf brm . plm-. at r-at
4n(ibiH rtitett.
O DE WITT Mantgn-.
Absolutely Ha rale is. Cures tn he Spot
BROMO-PEPSIN
'Note the Word Velaria"
rt I CC HEUOACHt, i Itrlf J3E5S
Kj U I CO INDIGESTION I NtfKOUSNtS
All Druggists, IOa lis t toe.
K ir sale by C. O. Ahuktuoku. Iirutrittsi
KILLtmbCOUCM
no CURE thi LUttCS
a mm m m
WITH
lien Discovery
FOR fHa flcJm
aWP MU THItOaTjWBMllji'TBOUffiFit.
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