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A TATIIMAN'i PLIA,
Mmbr from hllbek Tall Why
HI Bill Should B Paseed.
"Er H'm Mlater Speaker " be
gan the mos-grown member f
Shellback County, rising In hla place
In the mldat of the Arkanaa Legisla
ture. "I ask for the passage of thla
rere hen-hawk bill o' mine In the In
tercut of religion, food moral and
civilization.
-If we dont haTe a law payln'
bounty for klllln' 'em, nobody will kill
hen-hawk; If nobody kllla the hawk
(t-e fetch-taked hawka will kill the
t':lken: If we don't hare no chick-
f we won't have no preachera after
a Utile while, and whur there alnt ho
preacher there ain't no religion, and
hur there alnt no religion there alnt
no morale; without good moral there
ain't no happy homes, and happy
home la the bully-work of the Stat
without 'em, Mr. Speaker, our Donat
ed civilisation become a howling wil
derness. For the preservation of civ
ilization we've got to have happy
homes In our midst, and In order to
have 'em we've got to have good mor
ale, good morale depend upon religion,
and to have religion we must hav I
preachera, and It 'pear like preacher
have Just naturally got to have chick-
en; If we want 'em to nave cnicaen
we must slay off the hawka, and In
order to git the hawka slew w are
fo'eed to make It to the Interest of
somebody to kill 'em. No bounty, no
ehlckens: bo chickens, no preacher;
no preacher, no religion; no religion,
nor morale; no morals, no home.
Therefore, I ag'ln ask that tbl yore
bill o' mine be passed.'
GAINING RAPIDLY.
"Hm that' strange. I've only been
at the sea two hour and I bars ak
ready put on twelve pounds.
A Treat for th Doctor.
A Phlladelphian, who haa line
then fortunately regained hla health.
was last year the subject of an ex
tended examination by apeciallata.
"The examination aeems to hav
delighted Dr. Blank," aaid the patient
to one of the doctors, when they were
lone for a moment, "for I hav no
ticed that hi eye ar positively
beaming. I assume, then, that my
case I not a grave one."
"Well." hesitated the physician ad
dressed, "I hardly feel Justified In
saying that. But I understand from
Dr. Blank that he I going to perform
a number of Interesting operation on
yon." ,
Clerical Repartee. .
A prominent rabbi of Pittsburg met
recently at a dinner a priest whom h
had known Intimately year before.
During th meal th conversation took
- bantering turn, and the father, turn
ing to the rabbi, inquired:
"My friend, when are you going to
begin eating pork?
Instantly the rabbi replied. "At
your wedding, sir."
Price of Opportunity.
Town Marshall Ye can't git a drink
under any circumstance In thl
town.
Stranger (fingering a roll of bills)
1 Then I suppose I'lf have to give It up.
Town Marshal (lowering voice)
Well, say I'll make the circumstance
two dollars. Just to accommodate y.
A Wastsm Solon.
Prosecuting Attorney (Proton Dog)
I Your Honor, tbe sheriff's bull pup
mas gone and chawed up the court
. Biblel
Judge Well, make the witness klaa
the bull pup, then! We can't adjourn
court for a week Just to hunt up a nei
Bible!
His All.
Knox There goes young De Short
la Jay Greene's automobile.
Crox Why, I thought De Short
owned It He told me not an hour ago
that he bad put all his money into 1L
Knox Well, he probably told the
truth. He bought 69 cents' worth of
gasoline.
Collapsible Tub.
The thing moat desired by young
Bother these day ia a bathtub for
th baby made of sheet rubber that
la attached to a campstool foundation.
It can be folded up and put out of the
way when not in uxe. and it telescopes
Into a small bundle when one wants
to traveL
Cooked In -Julckllm.
Occasionally the English railway
section band cooks a rabbit without
the aid of a fire.' "Alt he does is to
cover It with a thick crust of clay
Immerse It In quicklime. In about 10
minutes he t sites it out, cracks th
clay (which ha baked hard), and In
side i bis meal done to a turn.
Uncle Sam with th Rut.
Uncle Sam I deeply lulerested Is
ascertaining the alse of th earth over
which he ha atretehed out hi mighty
hand, so h pay annually, through
th American embaaay at Berlin, his
ajuota a aa adhering member of the
International Geodetic tMOclcttoa II.-
4 for th mAurwuil ! th rtfc.
Helpful
Beauty Hinls
Many Valuable Note on the
Treatment to the Hair and
Scale To Reduce the Abdomen
Chicago Vnu Lovsliest
Woman.
If a paate la used on the hands at
nurnt, ana one i oongea 10 us me
hand during the dajr at rough house-
work, inch a aweeplug, dusting, disn
washing, the paste will cause more
harm than good. Only those who can
keep away from such dutlea can afford
to use bleaching pastes on the bands.
When a professional dyes the hair,
the wash to darken It will be applied
with a sponge, or something of the
kind, and the stain Is carefully washe 1
from the scalp while still moist. No
dy can be successfully applied to tab
hair by a novice, as It takes experience
and skill to know just how mucu to
apply and how It should be done, u J
no one can well apply it to her owj
head.
The Jaboranai tonic can be naa 01
most druggists, ready made, and is
probably a effective aa any for dark
ening the hair. Here is a formula for
making It: Tincture of jaborandi, fif
teen grammes; glycerine, sixty gram.
me; lanollne. nine gramme. Mix well
and apply to the scalp (not the biin
every night .with the finger tips; In
the morning, wet the scalp with a tea
made by steeping one teaspoonful o.
sage in a cup of hot water, which must
be strained end applied to the scalp
with a sponge. Either the tonic or th.
tea will have a tendency to stain the
fingers, so It I better to apply then:
with a sponge.
A well-known physician says: Pr.
cure from your druggist one ouu
of pure glacial acetic acid and add t
it seven ounces of pure water, wit!
two ounces of pure glycerine and on.
ounce of your favorite perfume, ant'
you have a splendid toilet water tha
wfll keep your skin clear and f t
from wrinkles, and the best of I i
that this simple and Inexpensive met'
od of treatment will keep your face It
fashion that la, clear skin and gooJ
health.
For the Hair.
Aa a preventive treatment for dry
or faded hair, the scalp massage I
to be recommended. It takes time
but It pays in the added luster of th
hair. To massage the scalp, rest tin
tip of the fingers on the scalp, tht
thamb being firmly placed; tbe ball
of the finger are then pressed In ami
the scalp moved, the finger tips re
maining where they were placed o-
thd acalp. Unless they are held rigid,
they will move the hair, giving no mas
sage. Th scalp should have till'
treatment all over the head, giving
three or four minute to each place,
ud paying particular attention to the
walp on the temples, aa that la where
be hair thin and gray first Tbl
'novement of the scalp will restore cir
culation, and give better health to the
hair follicle; Oil will not make the
lair greasy If properly applied; thai
If the bair ia parted and the ton!-
rubbed in on the bare line with tht
Inger tips or a bit of sponge. Thi
hould be done before tbe massage
tnd oil or liquid can be applied with
little sewing machine oil can.
'hat the scalp, and not the hair re
seive the tonic. One of tbe bes
calp tonics Is crue peti oleum; vase
.ine 1 good; beef marrow la one o
the beet simple scalp food, and can
be made pure at home. Melt and
traln a gill of beef marrow and ado
x teaa pooutul -of sweet oil ; twenty-five
Iron of tincture of benzoin will hel'
u keep It (weetbut It should be made
In small quantities.
: Chicago's Loveliest Woman.
If Paris, who gave the golden appl
to Venus as the loveliest ot goddesses
were to visit Chicago to-day he would
give another first prize for beauty to
Mia Helen Loewe of tbe Englewood
section. So declares the connoisseur;
of graceful curves and perfect figures
rho are member of the Fine Art'
Society of .Englewood. Impressed bj
the ' ckssaic " pulchritude of Mis
Loewe' face and form they have ask
ed her to array herself in Greek garb
and sell her phototographs at a fair
they will hold for tbe benefit of parks
and playgrounds.
"The model tor these pictures ia aa
perfect, physically, aa any woman in
ixlstence," says Charles E. White, Jr.,
trchltect and president of the society
or which this second Helen, loveliest
tt mortals, will sell her pictures. .
Artists, sculptors, instructors In
physical training have created, figured
out, as It were, an Ideal woman. Mlas
Loewe. who ia an art student, com
pares with the perfect woman thua:
Miss Loewe. Ideal figure.
" feet 7 Inches. Height. 5 feet 8 Inches
138 ..Weight 140
11 Neck K
31 Chest 33
! Bust S7
It 'Vaist 23
18 Hips
21 Tbigh 24
10 Upper arm 11
8H Forearm 1
14 Calf 15
It 1 predicted confidently that
"there wlU be a rush" to buy Mia
Helm' photograph a la Grecque.
Te Reduce the Abdomen.
In standing position, clasp tbe hauda
over the abdomen. Contract the mus
cles of the abdomen and bend at the
hips six time, keeping the muscles
sveU -contracted throughout the bend
ing. ' Rest by taking three, deep
breaths between each exercise.
- Whit More of Kllburn.
The biggest artificial horse in the
world is the famous white borse of
Kllburn, .England, which waa formed
Otty year ago by a native of Kllburn,
who cut away the turf In the correct
form and covered it with limestone.
The whol occupies about two acre
of ground and may be seen twenty
mile sway. It I said that twenty
parson can sit OA tb "M" of t
bores. . . .
AGREED WITH THE COUNT.
Judge Relate a Good Story About a
Famoua Backwood3 Character.
A auprerue court Judgo tells this
atory about a famous character
around the minor courts. Tall, gaunt
and gawky, he hod a fund of ready
Irish wit and a dignity of presence
and carriage which, combined with a
booming bass voice, was humorous In
Itself. All the Judges knew lilm and
were lenient with his Infractions of
court rules.
The character, who was a lawyer of
the shyster class, was defending a
case In court one day before a Justice
who was particularly fond of him. He
went to luncheon with hla client
When court resumed after luncheon It
was evident that he had enjoyed his
mtririnv meal. Realizing the situation
the Justice leaned over and said: I
"This case Is postponed until to
morrow. The counsel ror me aeiense
la in no condition to proceed with It."
The lawyer rose to his feet unstead
ily and gated earnestly at the conrt
Then his deep voice boomed out:
Your honor, 1 have known you, man.
boy and child, for thirty years on
the blnch and off the blncta and It Is
the first time In all these years 1 have
known you to make a rulin' accord
ance with the fncts."
Then he sat down.
A Frank Estimate.
To many persons who are not actors
the stage seems a cU Vehtful nid Tits
clnating place. In a boo't railed "The
Actress," Louise Closer Hale, hi-r-
elf an actress, tells poire of her ex
periences with girls who envy her
profession. One dry one of them
from behind a countt.- In a shop, mW
"I should hnve went on i.v stnse."
"She evidently wanted lo talk, anil
I strove to be Interested." rays .M:s
Hale.
"But see how tired I aui, I s-.'d to
her. "I have to work very hard as I"
snd.I had to work much harder t;
gain what little recognition I hav
had." "Oh, yes," she rc por.dcd. coi la
cently guzing nt herm'r In h r-.irro'
"But, you see. I have ri'ent.
A Deal In Tl-nber.
A timber merchant 13 sitting li
his office one day musing sadly o e
the general depression in the woo
trade, when a quiet looking yon
man entered.
'Do you sell beech wood?" csked h
stranger.
"Yes, sir." replied the merchin'
rising with alacrity, and hoping d
voutly to book a larse order, "".v.
can supply any quantity on the short
est notice, either in the log or th
plank."
"Oh, I don't want so much as that,'
said the youth, shifting his feet un
easily. "I Just want a bit for a ddl
bridge."
Wanted the Stlna.
The students of an eastern co'Vgc
grew so reckless In their behavui;
that the professor one morning a
chapel thought to reprove their con
duct by a lecture on morality. They
listened with due submission and hu
mility. In the courae of his lecture
he said:
'My young friends, the floors of ho'!
are paved with champagne, automo-
bllea and chorus glris." lie was horri
Red to hear one of the students say 1 1
a sepulchral tone:
'Oh, death, where is thy sting?"
KNOWS WHAT SHE'S AFTER,
-vrrr r
First Sweet Young Thing What
are you doing here, dear?
Second Sweet Young Thing Look-
ng for a husband.
First 8weet Young Thing But you
Uave got one.
Second Sweet Young Thing That'
he one I'm looking for.
Why the Eggs-Scrambled.
A traveler in t lie dining car of
'jleorgla railroad had ordered fried
ggs for breakfast. "Can't give you
Vied eggs, boss," the negro waiter In
Tormed hlra, "lessen you wait until we
Hop." "Why. how is that?" "Well
le roo he says de road's so rough
dot f ve y i'nie he tries to fry algs dey
cramblea."
Three Texas "Tightwads."
It Ib said that three of the stingiest
men In the State were in town yester
day. One of them will not drink as
much waier as he wants unless It Is
from another mun's well. The sec
ond forbids any of his family from
writing anything but a "small hand,"
aa It ia a waste of Ink to make large
letters. The third stops his clock at
night -in order to save wear and tear
an the machiuery. All of them de--line
to take their county paper, on
he ground that It is a terrible atraln
n their apectaclea to read newspapers
even In the daytime.
Too Much Like Work.
The happy mother of s seven-
months-old baby, whose chief business
eeems to be making a noise in the
world, was paying her sister a visit,
nd the other evening young Mabter
Harry, aged seven years, was dele
gated to care for the baby while hie
elders were at dinner. So he wheel
ed it back and forth, forth and back
the length of the library, giving von
o bis sentiments by singing, much tf
ae amusement of tbe family:
'Gee whis! I'm glad I'm tree,
fsw ssdij be"3 for ire."
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CORN'S NATIVE LAND.
Belief flirt t'c Grain Originated lr
America Cpolled by China.
Tt has been generally believed I'. at
America wns the orlg'nal hoti.e o
corn. I.nst year a small lot of stieiie.i
corn of a kind new to this coun.ry
was sent to the department of agri
culture from Shanghai. It proved to
have qualities that may make It valua
ble in breeding a corn adapted to the
hot and dry conditions of the so-.- 'n
west. The plants raised in the u
averaged less than six feet In height
with an average of twelve gr v
leaves at the tlrr.o of tasselllng. T:i
ears averaged live and a half Inche
In length and four and one-thir
inches In greatest circumference
with Blxteen to eighteen rows of sir-'
grains. On the upper part of t'
plant the leaves are all on one s
of the stalk instead of being arran;
in two rows on opposite sides. Besiu .
this, the upper leaves stnnd erect
.stead of drooping, and the tips of ;'
leaves are therelore above the to;
the tassel. The silks of the e: r :
produced at the point, where the '
Made Is Joined to the leaf sheath. .:
they appear before there Is any t
of an ear except a slight swelllr.c.
This corn Is very different froai i. ..
thr.t Is now produced In America. I
peculiar value Is that the eret r
ranaement of the leaveB on one ti.
of the stalk and the appearance ot li.
Hts In the nneje where the li l
blfde Join3 the sheath, offer a pro o
ed place la whloh po'len can rv.
nd fertilize the silks before po.lr i
tlon. While this corn may bo c? '.: t:
value Itself, It Is llkey that by cro
breeding thc3e desirable qualities r.
imparted to a larger corn, bi-'.
will thus be better adapted to tit
southwest.
The experts sfy thnt thl3 part'cnlii
corn is eo different from anything r.
the new world that It must have buy
evcioped in the old world, and In'.'
mate that corn was grown in Can.
many years before the voyr.ge of ( o
umbus. The fnet that this adisies'io:
is made by exports of a Uepartiiie.i
which hatt a cabinet officer fro.u till
country's greatest coin state is in or
eUtiig.
The Flirting Widow.
Jock Anderson was industric-cr,'.'.
wooing a we.ilihy widow, who wt
fair, fat, and forty, with every prosrec:
of a Biiccessful issue, for hU affect. l .
were abundantly leainicd. But in a t
evil moment one of Jock's chum
mentioned that a gentle hint, suggest
ing flirtation on the part of the 1. . ''.
would constltrle a piece of lrrc .Ist.b!
flattery. This Idea Jo.fc put luimcd:
ate'y Into practice by wriiirg a Ion;
amorous letter which, r.o doubt, would
have captured bo.h the wide and t,e.
money bad he punctuated piopcrly.
This is the sentence that settled
poor Jock's chance:
'1 consider you brutal r-.nd Ja.ou
though you may iaucy me a l.u.e ad
dicted to flirting."
Oa perusing tbe above sentent'; t'.j
wldorf liuiLudiatcly visUci Jo"k; she
stormed nt biin, swere a: him. and
eventually swooned. Jojk e .TiaiL.sd,
and Punctuated the obie.ci!iin..l.e sen
tence with tadpoles, ir.aUins It re d:
"I cousider you, brutnl a..d ieuiu;
though j'ou nir.y fancy rue. a 11. .a ad
dicted to fllrtin?."
But nu.liiiig to.ild induce the widow
to see ajght but a slig'at oa her-.c'.f
and her stoutnea. punctuate as ha
would.
The widow is no lancer a widow.
but alas! Jock Is not hc-r husband.
Subsollirg with Dynamite.
"Strange aic fo ::e of the far:-", lis
methods c" . alifomia, ' said Lu.a
min Mann, o. Ceiuiaatown, wLo re
cently returneJ lioai a vi.ii io tlie
Pacl"c coait. "One day In the vi..o
country I heard a trea encouB bai:.
bang, banging, and started froiu l. y
seat, thinking that a d ead .1 ei ,o
stun had occurred. But u.y Loat told
mc, with a lai'gu, til it his i. eu we.ii
merely plowing w.ih dy.M.iii.e. luen
he woiit ou to e.c;aiu Uuu wliu ir.
was desired to loosen tp tile so., .o t
depth of tinee feet or to d, - . t
cartridges v.eie tet in the c. ... .i-l
flvcd uu. Ifcey bice tp .e .ouud
beautuully. T..ty d.d ti.e. wu.il much
better, and muu c.cie v... .ply, thaa
any machiLe vi any niual labor
could do. And, in addition to this,'
Ihey destroyed tbe parasite called the
phylloxera, the bane oi the vine grow
ers. No vineyard whoie soil hac beeu
uynamltcd, my host said, ever tul
itred from the phylioxtra afterward."
Birth of ti e Theatre.
The theatre is tlie creation .of thd
indent Greeks. Tbe din ma, In lbs
true eeuse of the word, was born .1
Athens imn.ediJ.Lly uKer the great
viciory over tue Pe.dians, Ji. C. 5ui
48u. The famous Diouytiac .Thei. 3
at Athens watt completed about li. U
340. Home was never much on the
ikeatre. In Home there whs Lr too
much real tnigvuy every day, bo thui
Lhe people had no occasion to mimic
it 00 the stage. It waa as hue as J.
G. 154 when the first iier:u:meni iiay
aouae was erei led in Home by Lat
us. fclven as late as li. C. 05 Pouipcy
had all be could do to maku the tuo
dire popular in the Eternai Lity.
Chinese Insults.
The Chinese are curious fo'.'ri. A a
educated Chinaman will take del. git
n using in conversation wiih a Wo-sl-eru
barbarian the ? 'jtctio which is
jsed only to qualify anlir.a'.s, though
?nly his interpreter will di- cover tto
insult of wttiru the per., 011 lor .vhct.u
it is Intended remains supreu.ely iuo
rant. A China "boy will enter jour pros
.nee with bis pigtail roiled round bit
iead a most intolerable rudeics -f
he thinks the new arrival does not
understand the Insult intend d
Wl&dom of Experience.
Itastus Ah done propo?ed t' Lira
oon erbout a. yeah 'fore ya' married
her.
Mose Am dat so?
Rastua Vassnh; an Ah had ma
rabbet's food on ma pus son at de time,
but ttbe done turn men down.
Mose (sighing) Yo all fchore wus
lucky in bavin" dat rabbit loot U)
jo .
PLENTY OF HIM.
Ruso That Enabled the Parson ta Or
a Good Sleep.
Knr. Daniel Isaacs once alighted a'
an inn to stay the night On askln,;
for a bed he was told be could no'
havo one, as there was to be a bali
that evening, and all the beds were
ergaKed.
"At what time does the ball break
up?" asked Mr. Isaacs.
"About 3 In the morning, sir."
"Well, then can I have a bed until
thnt time?"
"Yes, certainly; but If the bed la
asked for you will have to remove."
"Very well," replied Mr. Isaacs, and
away he went to get between the
sheets.
About 3 In the morning he was awak
ened by loud knocking at hiB cham
ber door.
"What do you want?" he BBked.
"How many are there of you In
thee?" inquired a voice.
"There's me, and Danlol, and Mr.
Isaacs, and an old Methodist preach
er," was the reply.
"Then there's plenty of you." And
the speaker passed ,on, leaving Mr
Isaacs to enjoy bis bed.
NOT 60 BAD.
Nervous Lady Don't your exporl-r-ent3
frighten you terribly, pro.'es
for? I hear that your asistant met
with a horrible death by falling four
thousand feet from an aeroplane.
Aviator O!;, that report was great
ly exasperated.
Nervous Lady Exaggerated! How!
Aviator It wasn't much more fian
two thousand five hundred feet that
he fell.
Would Jar Anybody.
John Tnrker. the town mnrshall of
I.rrriFonvillo. Kan., avers that he
0 eiiienrd the following conversation
between t".o lltt!e stria who are not
yet old eno::sb to go to school. "What
n r.kcs a horse net naughty when he
scei an auto?" one asked. "It's this
wa." replied the other: "Horsen Is
U'-ed to see'n' other horses pullin' rigs,
and they don't know what to think of
'era goin' along without a horse. 1
guess if you was to sec a pair of pants
waTtin' down tlie street without a
man In 'em you'd be scared, too."
. The Dun Courteous.
A Michigan Implement dealer, rath
er tardy In pny.ng up, received the
following letter from a wholesale
house:
'O'.ir cashier fell unconscious at his
desk this morning. I'p to this time.
t p. m we have been unable to get
a word out of him except your name.
May we say to him, with a vie to his
Immediate recovery, that we have
your check, as we think that Is what
!b on his mind?"
APPROPRIATE MUSIC.
A Tun that Is Suitable for Any snd
All.
For a Restaurant. "When the Swal
lows Homeward Fly."
For an Arctic Explorer. "Farewell,
Summer."
For a Defaulting Bank Official. "It
May Be Four Years."
For the W. C. T. U "D.-Ink to Ma
Only With Thine Eyes."
For an Irish Prizefighter. "Strike the
Harp Gently."
For the Real Estate Promoter.
"Thert's No Place Like Home."
For the Ballet Girl. "Arise. My So'c"
Fo:- tho Wright Brothers. "Flee A a
Bird."
For Ikcn-'.o'n. "T;:e Jew-el Song."
For the MKi.ner. -"Trust Her Nr.'..
For tho Critics. The Anvil Chorus.
For the Stoc't Exchange. "You Never
M!-s tbe W. ter."
For the R-Mtton Cirl. "Where Have
You Ben. My Pretty Maid?"
For Luther Burbank. "The Praties,
They Wore Ejiall Over There."
For Most of L'3. "If I Had But Ten
Thousand a Year."
For Anthony Comsiock. "How Can I
Bare to Leave Thee?"
For the Perpetual Candidate. "Silver
Threads Among the Gold."
For the Baker. "Roll, Jordan, RolL"
Vegetarians In Dispute.
English vegetarians are awfully
sore on the Japs for proving traitors
to their oid VLgetarian mode of liv
ing, and are predicting endless calam
ity, even ruin, saying: "When rice
eating peoples take up moat tbe re
Bult is always disastrous to their
health." Japs know what to eat, and
are too wi- e to listen to any British
advice Intended to weaken them as
warriors. New York Press.
Parisian "hinging Are."
The "sinking arc ' has been so far
perfected th.u it is made use of as an
advertisement feature of a Paris shop.
The lamp hangs in front of the store
nnd at all times during the day and
night there Is a continual concert of
musical features Interspersed with
vocal refereures to the virtues of the
articles to be found on sale within
the store.
Fire Losses In New York.
As to fire losses In New Yerk city.
It may be said that they amount an
nually to about a5.OU0.0e0. which does
not Include expense to the city of
some SuO.OiiO falte alarms. Since 1883
the loss from fire In the city aggre
gated 1130,000.000. This total repre
sents 125.4U6 fires; or 4,600 fire a
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Chicago and Cincinnati.
Ticket on sals at Port Je nit a
points In th West and Southwest at lower
rates than via any other flrst-olaas Una.
In effect June Slth, 1906.
Traihs Now Have Port Jshvis ss
Follows.
' EASTWARD
" 4S, Dally 4 10
S Dallj Rxpross 5 40 "
88, Local Rioept Sunday.. S 10 "
4t Holidays only 8 80 ,,
No 8, Dally Express 0.54 A, M.
" 70S, Way Sunday Only 7 .81 "
" 43, Local except Sun a Hoi 7 US '
' 80, Local Except Sunday.. 10.80 '
" 4. Dally Fxpiess I84r.H.
" 704, Sunday Only 8 80 "
' 84, Way daily exo't Sund'y 8 80
' 8, Dally Eiprec 4 Ml "
8. Way dally sxc't Sund'y 8 86 '
" 708,LooM Sunday Only.... 7.16 "
WESTWARD.
No7, Dally Express ... 18 SB AM
" 47, Dally 8 OS
' 17 Dally Milk Train 8 10 A
" 1. Dally Express 1184 '
" lift. For' Ho'daleE'pt Sun.. IC.16P.
" 8, EipressChtuagollindal tm
' 89, Dally Exoept Sunday.. 8 00
" 8. Limited Dally Express 10 08 '
Trains leave Chambers street, ' New
York, for Port Jervls on week day at
4.80, 7 IS. 9 IS, 10 80 A. U , 1.00
8 00, 4 80, 6 15, 7 15, 9 16 12 46 P M
On Sundsrs, 7. J, A. w
18 W. 1 167 80.9 16 P. H. -H.
L. 8LAUSON. Ticket Agt, V. Jerls
H. W.Hawley,
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William B. Kenworthey M. 0
Physician anJ Sa reon.
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text Court House. , MILKOl'.D,
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and Ann Htreeta, Milford, Pa.
Y. M. C. A. In Germany and America.
There are 1,990 Young Men's Chris.
tlnn associations in Germany only
1.939 In America; yet, where the Ger
man associations hare but 117.00 1
member, th American have 446,000.
And German association propert '
holdings have a value of 82.400.0(0
contrasted with a value of ItO.OOO.O'iO
in America.
Tribute to Great Churchman.
The magnificent memorial church,
being erected In Birmingham, Cop
land, through the generous contribu
tions of world-wide admirers of thn
late John Henry Newman. Is near'.hi;
completion. It baa been built outsliie
the old Oratory, so dear to th heart
of the cardinal.
How to Los 8om 'Fun.
Tbe girl who marries the first fal
low she falls In love with," replied
the observer of events and things,
"misses a whole lot of fun."
Well to Remsmbsr.
If a man wishes to be treated with
courtesy h should chow courtesy to
others.
Fortunately.
Ther I a lot of virtu that 1 Just
from (ore of habit N fork
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