Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, January 14, 1910, Image 4

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Why ths Cullud Gsm'msn Wanted
Longer Martyrdom.
A colored man from Georgia had
lived In Washington but a few dart
when ha waa arrested for noma alight
violation of the city ordinances. Upon
hearing that the negro waa in Jail, the
secretary of the colored Y. M. C. A.
eoured the aerYlcea of a minister to
go with him and sign th prisoner's
bat:-bond. They reached the Jail
shortly before noon, and told the ne
gro ti.9 object of their visit. In re
sponse to the proffered kindness he
said:
"Mlstah Johnslr.g, I sho la g'.ad you
all la gwlne tah git me out. but t
nnts you-ali to fix it so I cant git
or tell late tils ebenin'."
Of course the two Samaritans were
sorrewhnt taken aback by thle un
nru.ll request. But a moment later
they lost their breath when, in an
swer to the secretary's question, the
O, -iris negro replied In a whiFper:
".Ve'.l. aah, dey'a a-glttln' dlnn.ih
re idv an' dey's cookin' greens; an' 1
sho would like to git some a
gr-eni befo' I leabea dls place!
dem
Retribution.
I Tislted a school one day where
Bib's Instruction was part of the
dMly course, and In order to test
Us children's knowledge asked
so .e questions. One class of little
(iris looked particularly bright, and
I asked the tallest one: "What sin
dill Adam eoromlt?"
"He ate forbidden fruit."
"Right. What tempted Adamf
Eve."
"Not really Eve. but the serpent
And how was Adam punished?"
TM girl hesitated and looked con-
furr... Eehind her eat a little 8-
veir-old. who raised her hand and
ss d: "Flense, pastor. I know."
"Well, tell us; how was Adam pun
Islet!?" "He had to marry Eve."
Paradoxical..
Little Reginald came crying to hla
nother In the parlor. "RegRle," she
Inquired solicitously, "what are you
ervlnR lor?"
"Because the stove-pipe fell all
over papa while he was trying to put
It up and covered him with soot," sob-
bliicly explained little Reginald.
"And that la all?" reproved the
mother. "Reggie, my little man, you
shouldn't cry for that. You ought
rather to have laughed when the
stove-nlpe fell on papa."
"Why. mamma, that's what I did
to," sobbed Reggie.
The Villain's Excuse.
A melodrama of the most stirring
kind waa being played In a theatre la
smr.ll provincial town. In one of
the critical scenes the hero suddenly
became aware of the fact that he had
coxe uion the stage minus his dag
ger. Without a moment's hesitation
he made a dash at the traitor.
"Die, villain!" he exclaimed. "1
meant to strike thee with my dagger,
fv.tt I left the weapon in my dressing
rcjm. and will therefore strangle thee
In the presence of this Indulgent
audience." Answers,
COT THE WORST OF IT.
ft.
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mm
"Did yon have a pleasant time at
the picnic, Ronald? I trust that you
remembered to fletcherlze, and masti
cs -d each mouthful 100 times."
"Yes, sir, an' while I was chewln'
y Brat bite the other boys et up all
the grub." Life.
The Kingdom Saved.
When Barry Bullivan. the Irlkb
tragedian, was playing Richard HI.
one night, and the actor came to the
line, "A horse, a horse! My king-d-ii'
for a horse!" some merry wag
In the pit called out:
"And wouldn't a Jackass do as well
for you?"
' .Sure." answered Bullivan, turning
'. a flash at the aound of the voice.
- e around to the atage door at
Grand Larceny.
If I should steal a kiss, what would
you aay?"
"I should accuse you of petit lar
met."
He ran the risk and then asked.
"Now, It I should steal a dozen,
wl.nt would you say?"
"Ob, that would be 'grand'!"
Where She Felt Worse.
A little girl came to her mother one
Horning aod said: ."Mamma, 1 don't
fee', very well."
"Well, th't's too bad." aaid mamma,
"where do you leel the worst?"
"In school," waa the prompt reply.
Annoying.
Mother "Johnny, why are you
bea'.iug little atster? Surely she has
not been unkind to you?"
Johrny "No. mamma; but he la
so fearfully good. I aim ply cast
suind nor.
Ts with Children."
"Tea," says the London Chronicle,
'lit ihe garden Is one of the besl-es-
fblUced of our mM Vletorlun ituutiu
tl-iii. Mr. E. V. Lucas who is a con-
r -sieur of the caddy recalls In hi
e? . 'Tbe Divine 1-eaf,' a atory ol
thw- late Arthur Cecil, who once ea
roun tied tbe following inscription Is
a .aiden at Kew: "lea, plain. d
with surimps, 8d.,j lea, with chtr
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Jrsn, la,'"
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Helpful
Beauty Ilinls
Hew s rieneat Wrishlse Som
Health aad Baaaty Hista Uacarea
for Naila Te Make Hair riwffy
Fer a Clear Skis M for
RVeaeval el Doable Caie.
Wrinkles may bs prevented by the
rest cure go Into the open air and
lie In the hammock, or. If this Is not
eaalble. Ue absolutely quiet In a
darkened room for the length of about
quarter of an hour. This cure la
ivailabla to everybody, for no one Is
o busy as not to be able to eke out
few minutes In the course of the
lay.
In order to derive full benefit from
Ms method, granting complete relax
tlon to your body as well as mind,
aaaove, or loosen, all tight garments,
nd try hard not to think, or If think
ou must, let It be soothing, pleasant
Noughts. In time the mind will be
alned so aa to be Just as Inactive
s the body, and the results will bo
uch as to amply repay the small sao
:flce of a few minutes morning and
fternoon.
For the buay mother and the Indus
-ious housewife there Is absolutely
Mhtng better than this rest cure, as
restores all the vitality and energy
st In the course of the day, w'tb
s regular routine, and the many dis
reeable and bothersome trifles so
navoidable In a household. A moth
r and housewife has the duty of pre
rvlng herself for her family, as
uch and as long as she possibly can,
nd she, particularly, should not nH
wrt to indulge In the rest cure.
The Ideal way of taking the rest
ure Is to recline In the hammock,
ad try not to think, so ss to grant a
jst to the nervea.
Hellth and Beauty.
Cornmeal, perfumed with orris root,
prinkled through the hair and brush.
d out, makes a good dry shampoo.
In the sbsence of a hot-water bot.
le or bag a hot plate wrapped In pa
er and a soft towel will retain heat
mtll the proper articles can be pro
:ured. A camphorated bath la refreshing
ifter a day's work and Is not expen
ive. says a writer. After your regu
ar tub bath take a basin of cold wa
er, drop enough of the mixture In the
rater to make It look milky and then
porj? e the body. It only takes a few
'.omenta snd you will feel repaid for
be trouble.
A woman who knows all the Ins and
uts of the well-dressed world tells
ow to scent gloves. Pour perfum
,ry In the palms of the hand or rub
II of flowers on the palms and place
he gloves on the hand for several ml fi
nes until the odor penetrates them.
The warmth of the hand drives the
ills Into the glove and good perfume
ill remain for many months.
Skinning the Face Bad.
If wrinkles have already put In an
ippearance, one has to be doubly
Areful about one's complexion, snd
nust not under any circumstances a
ept each and every advice given one
n a futile attempt to get rid of them.
The worst thing one can do Is to have
joe's face skinned. This custom Is
not at all rare, but It is Just as dan
gerous as It la barbarous, and might
is well be termed self-immolation aa
not, for In more than one Instance It
caused deadly blood poisoning, the
romplete loss of eyebrows and lashes,
and a skin ruined for the rest of one's
life.
There have been cases where this
process has had perfect results a de
lightful, delicately colored, youthful
iomplexion but they are few and far
between, and auccess cannot be guar
nteed by anybody, no matter how
skillful the operator may be. There
fore. It will ever be a venture, not to
be undertaken recklessly.
Uncared for Nails.
There cannot be a beautiful hand
with uncared tor naila. Nails ought to
se slightly arched and only long
enough to extend as far as the flesh
ermlnatlng the fingers. They must
be well polished and of a rosy hue.
rbe white crescents or half moons
een at the base of most nails should
be developed by pressing hack the
soft rim of flesh, which, unless kept
back, will grow over them. This can
ordinarily be done after washing the
hands, using the thumb nail of eacb
and and the towel to crowd the rim
lo.n ward and away from each half
moon.
To Make the Hair Fluffy.
flattened hair Is always trying to
the face and with the present hats al
most Impossible. If your hair Is not
inclined to fluff naturally try wetting
it with equal parts of green soap and
water.
Rinse thoroughly with fresh wat
and while the hair Is still wet ru.'ti
your hands through It again and ag:. :
until It dries.
Do not use this treatment too often
a It haa a tendency to make the hair
jry and brittle.
Te Have a Clear Skin.
A clear skin Is one of the essential?
jf good health and beauty, and nothing
onduces more to this end than fre
ucnt baths and brisk rubbings. They
.till do much to keep the skin soft
nd the whole body vigorous.
Massage the chin with a downward
eep, rotary motion for fifteen mln
tea ; then bathe with very cold water
i which add a few drops of tincture
if bonxoio.
Good Business.
Shopkeeper (to commercial travel
r) Can't' give you an order, ftuiu
verstocked.
Traveler Let me at least show you
17 samples.
Shopkeeper Spare yourself th
rouble. I can't look- at them.
Traveler Then will you allow me
o look at them saysslr? It la three
ks slne base saa tbant.
THE WR0N4 BOX.
The Candidate for Matrimony Had en
Embarrassing Experience.
Fmlllng Pat strolled into tho evaml
nntion room where cnndiJaUs for the
police force underwr-nt their physical
test.
"Strip!" ordered the police aor
geant "Fhwhat's that?" demanded the un
initiated. "Oet your clothes off, and be quick
about It!"
Mumbling and muttering. Pat dis
robed, and the doctor proceeded to
the test.
"Hop over this bar!" ordered the
doctor.
Pat did his beet, which landed him
on the small of his back.
"J'Jow Jump under this cold stow
r!" ordered the doctor.
"Shure, that's funny!" muttored the
applicant, as be obeyed.
"And, now," concluded the dortor.
"run round the room ten times, to test
your heart and wind!"
Pat hesitated, then
"Ol'll not!" he blurted out. "OI'll
athay single!"
"Single?" Inquired tfco doctor, mys
tified. "Yes, single!" repeated the Irish
man. "What's all this fussing got to
do wid a marriage llcee?"
He bad strayed Into the wrong of-Dee.
A MOUNTAIN COLLOQUY.
"Did your husband get that terrible
red nose working out in the sun
shine?" asked one woman.
'No," answered the other. "Thai
alnt sunshine. That's moonshine.
Washington Star.
Fatal Admission.
"See here, mister." said the poor
man. desperately, "give me any sort
of Job and I'll take It. -I'm simply
tired out looking for work."
"Well," replied the hard bus'reas
man, "there Is an opening nere. out
guess you won't do.
'If you get tired out simply look
ing for work," the business man con
tinued, "you wouldn't be much good
when you came to do any." Philadel
phia Press.
8torekeeplng Nowadays.
Friend (noticing the confused heap
of goods of every description scat
tered promiscuously around the store)
Hello! what's happened? Been tak
ing an Inventory, had a fire or are you
going to move out?
Merchant That shows how little
you know about storekeplng. We
have merely been waiting on a lady
who dropped in for a paper of pins.
Money to Burn.
The big touring car had Just whiz
ted by with a roar like a gigantic
rocket, and Pat and Mike turned to
watch it disappear In a cloud of dust,
','Thltn chug wagons must cost a
hape av rash." said Mike. "The rich
Is fairly burnln' money."
"An' be the smell av it," sniffed Pat,
"It must be tbot tainted money we do
be hearin' so much aboot."
Scripture aa Understood.
When the nice little girl came home
from church she waa asked the text,
and told that the minister said they
need not worry, for they would get
their quilts back. That was too much
for the family, so the minis tor was
'phoned to aak the text of the day.
He replied: "And I will pray the
Father, and he shall give you another
comforter."
Tit for Tat.
"Pardon me, sir, but where do yon
come from?"
"From County Cork?"
"Then that accounts for your
brogue."
"May I ask you where you come
from?"
"From Worcester, sir."
"TLon that accounts for your
inuie." a as the reply.
Beyond Forgiveness.
Patience I hear they ran away and
,ot married?
Patrice Yep.
Patience I suppose her father will
never forgive them.
Patrice Well, be forgave 'era for
running away, but he never will for
give 'em for coming back home!
Not Up to Date.
Magazine Editor Your people must
be thoroughly up to date.
Scribbler I thought they were!
Editor No. Indeed! You aay: "He
put bis arm around her waist." T'mFb
v- '.11 never da In tbe first p!&ce. Ehe
's no wuist; and. in the second place,
he would knock ber bat off.
"Their Proper Name.
"Now, about airships?"
"Well?"
"Will they a'.lude to them as sr:!al
greyhounds?"
"Why. certainly not. They will be
Sky furriers, if anything." Washing
ton Herald.
The Lesson.
School Teacher What lesson do wt
Isarn from the busy bs?
Tonntry Tuffaut Kt, Jo, JtJiEs
H
THE WILD BOAR.
He's Clever, 8wlft, Fearless. iri-Temp '
sred and Dangerous. .
Where the range is so wide It Is
diflruK to sward the palm; but the
stort of the East Is generally acknowl
edged to be pig-sticking. Beaters as- i
slsted by elephants are usually em 1
ployed to. find the quarry, the hunt !
era being mounted and armed with 1
spears. In some parts a long spear or
about seven feet Is used, like a lance.
Elsewhere a shorter Jabbing weapon
la used, which is grasped near the
loaded butt end (weighted with lead)
and held pointing downward.
The boar Is. without doubt, the most
courageous of all animals. Moreover,
he la possessed of one of the worst
tempers, and baa most effective weap
ons with which to vent It upon his
foes In the shape of sharp, curved
tushes. He stands about two feet six
Inches or more at fhe withers, snd In
spite of his great weight Is extraordi
narily quick. For about a mile he is
too fast-for any horse over the rough
ground he Is generally found upon.
His weight carries him crashing
through small obstacles, while he can,
and will, Jump the larger ones. He
never loses his head, no matter how
bard he is being hustled along a
trnlt which no other beast of the
chase can boast- and never forgets to
put all end every kind of obatacle be
tween himself and his pursuers.
When at last overtaken be will turn
pn bia foes, charging with sudden and
extraordinaiy rapidity, although per-hsp-
wounded, again and again final
ly taking refuge beneath gome over
hanging thorn-trees or other place
whore ho cannot be reached on horse
buck, to stand at bay. Then It be
comes necessary to attack him on
foot a very dangerous proceeding.
At least two sportsmen must go In
together for he will probably charge
once more, and his weight (even If
the spear goes into him) will throw
a slnRle man over. Edward Fits
James In Wide World Magazine.
The Grammar of the Air.
A good deal of Aero-Anglo-French
was ejaculated last week around the
piste i.t Rhelms, and the vocabulary
of aviation still seems somewhat In a
state of flux. A short and satisfac
tory word for tbo motion ot aviators
In flight la wanting. We would sug
gest a ready-made one In the verb av
oir equal "to 'ave" or "av." ThlB Is
conveniently bilingual, and would
come In handy for the international
meeting at Wembley. Most British
ers know as far as "avex-vous" In
French, and this would now stand for
"Do you proccea through the air In a
flying machine?" or words to that ef
fect "En avant! J'ave!" (not J'al)
would be the bird-man's utterance at
the start, equivalent to the golfer's
cry of "Fore!" while "Avast!" and
"A vaunt!" might also be brought Into
nso. We offer thlB linguistic hint to
the various -aeronautic clubs and
leagues. It has classical authority 1n
the gladiators' cry of "Ave Caeur."
Punch.
Orgsnized Thought.
To-day there Is no such thing as or
garlzed thought. The thought of the
world la a Jumble, a mass or unsys
tematized mental effort, with no mean
ing, no sequence, no end. no deliber
ate result. It should not be so. It
can bs changed. We have organized
thought, and that thought can be
moral, healthful, cheerful, beautiful,
SUCLessful. Tho world should bsve
the benefit of this truth. It Is high
time. The United 8tates is In a posi
tion to begin and within a generation
or two, yea, in ten years, some pretty
plain Indications will assure us test
by organizing thought we have added
to the Joy, peace and prosperity of our
country. Thought is a definite force.
It has been asked If there Is any way
to avail one's self of It for one's ad
vantage We can. The average
thought of the people to-day is what
we may call desultory, casual, without
any especial aim aud utteily out of
harmony. Nautilus.
Nothing Omitted.
The late Calvin Wells," said a Ph'la-
delphlan, "was at a social gathering
In Piticburi; at the time of the Boer
war. A Prltlsh visitor praised the
valor of tbe British troops. Inasmuch
as the Boers wore having everything
their own way at that time, this made
us all smile.
'Well, the Briton began to praise
one of Gen. Buller's retreats.
"'Duller.' he said, 'was splendid.
He retired without losing a man, or a
flag, or a gun.'
" 'Yes,' said Mr. Wells, "or a mln
nte. "
The Pstient Muls.
The kind-hearted woman was ver
solicitous about a certain mule h
longing to Erastus Plnkley. The mu
bad a sad and heavy appearance, an
never looked more dejected tha
when Its proprietor brought It up wll.
a flourish at the front gate, says z
writer in the Waahlngton Bur.
"Do you ever abuse that mu'.e o'
yours?" she inquired one day.
"Lan Bakes, miss," answered Mr
Erastus, "I should say not! Dat mu1
has had me on de defensive foh d
las' six years."
Missing His Opportunity.
Why did you break your engijrc
nent with Harry?" Aunt Jjr
queried of her niece. "I always con
iidered him an exceptionally nlci
young man."
"He is and that's Just why I har
'o pass him up. Why, he actually be
Meves In tbe germ theory, and tha
Usslng is dangerous."
"But surely, dear, that Is right and
proper."
"In a h .aband yes; but not la the
aian one l engaged to."
The Mind's Englswer.
Men belittve readily what they
wish to believe. It Is a demonet rat
ed piosiulugiisl fact that reason K
not the captain of the mind, but an
eujiaeer uhich does the individual s
bidding. Keen to srgue for what
ever i. curse the lnheritel disposition
directs It to pursue. I'rot. Percival
LowelL
A LAST RESORT.
A Haughty Citizen Got Some Very
Pertinent Advice.
A haughty citlf.en once strolled Into
the Supreme Court at Washington
when an argument was being heard,
and took a seat In the Incloeure re
served for lawyers. After he bad been
there a few minutes an attendant
came over and asked him: "Are yon
a member of the bar?"
Tbe haughty person wasn't, but he
took out his card with a flourish and
handed It over.
The attendant received the card
gravely, carried It to the clerk, who
glanced at it and gave some Instruc
tions.
A moment later the haughty citizen
was touched on the shoulder aud ask
ed to retire.
"Why?" he asked. "I sent up my
card. It usually gives me a seat in
any c-'irt lii the land." .
"Ci-rlalnly." said the attendant;
"but picnic retire."
The haughty citizen did retire.
When Tie got out In the corridor he
fumed and fussed a bit.
"Sir, admonished the aged Negro
at the door, who has been there for
many years, "think it over. Don't do
no perFltlagln' 'bout that co'L If you
should git in contempt of them you
ain't got nobody (to appeal to but
G"d."
NO USE FOR BILLS.
Caller Is the manager In?
Office Boy What is your name,
please ?
Caller Just tell him It is his old-
friend Bill.
Office Boy Then he's gone out I
heard him gay that if any bill came
be wasn't In. Ally Sloper.
Poetic Justice.
"No." remarked tbe editor, with a
mocking smile, "I cannot use your
verses. You will pardon me for say
ing that they utterly lack sense, rhy
thm, meter. Idea, form, construction
and everything else that should be In
a poem."
With a proud though peeved heart
the poet strode from the magazine of
fice, took his verses to a popular son?
publisher, had them printed, and with
in six months, a millionaire, came
back, bought the magazine and fired
the editor.
Victorious Even Unto Death.
As most of us know, P. T. Barnutn
died but a few months after h!s com
petitor in the "show" business, Aii.im
Forepaugh.
When Barnum arrived at the petrly
gates he waa welcomed by Forepfl"g
who exclaimed exultlngly: "Well
Pete, 1 got ahead of you this timo!"
P. T. did not answer, but smiled as
he pointed to a large bill posted near
the main entrance. It read:
"Wait for Barnum Coming 8oon
The Ever Delicate Question.
"How old are you, madam?" asked
the cross-examining lawyer. The wom
an blushed deeply, and stammering
blurted out:
"1 I," and stopped short.
The attorney looked guilty. "Please.
madam, quickly,'" he' urged In a gen
tle, kindly voice, "it's getting worse
every minute, you know."
He Was Captured.
Mr.-3reen Low I'm 'going to tell
you something, I'thel. Do you know
that last night, at your party, your
sister promised to marry me? I hcua
you'll forgive me for taking 1 ar
away?
Little Ethel -" -Forgive you, Mr.
Green! Of course I will. Why, that"!
hat the party was for!
The Ruling Pssslon.
The editor was dying, saya an ex
change, but when the doctor bent
over, placed his ear on his breast and
said: "Poor man! Circulation al
most gone!" the dying editor sat up
and shouted: "You're a liar; we
have the largest circulation In tbe
country."
How He was a Welshman.
When Lord Halsbury was a ban la
tor he was arguing a case on behalf
of a Welshman, and ahowed a great
knowledge ot the principality and It;
people. "Come, come," said the Judge
st last, "you know you cannot make
yourself out to be a Welshman."
"Perhaps not," replied the barrister,
"but I have made a great deal of
money out of Welshmen In my time."
"Well then," replied the Judge, "sup
pose we call you a Welshman by ex
traction." London Globe.
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, Send model, dr.mx or pWo., with dtwrip-f
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scot 1-va. Address.
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Physicians have long been looking
for a harmless headache core. It
haa been produced by an eminent
chemist of the National Capital. It
is kno"vn as Bromo-Peivin. Besihes
curing every form of headache
instantly, BroniO Pepsin is equally
and aa promptly efScactons in
chronio and acnte l'.id iK'lon and
the nervous disorders incident there
o. It is effereacent and pleasant
to take and may be bad of all up tr
date druggists at ten cents a bottle.
It comes as boon to mankind ant'
womankind. For sale at C. O.
Armstrong, Druggist.
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NO . ICE.
The OnnimieaoueiD of Pike County
will hereafter hold Regular Meeting
the 1st Thursday of each mo. belwei n
the hours of 9 a. in and 4 p. m. excepl
ing In the months when Court may
be in session, and then during Omrt
THEO. H. BAKER
Comu!i -nern Clerk
Absolutely Hamlets. Curei sa h Spot
BROMO-PEPSIN
Mot lbs Word Pepla"
PIIDTC HEDCHE. S EfPLESSNESS
O U It CO INDIGESTION I NERVOUSNESS
All Urusjslata. lOo, aoa SOo.
For sale by C. O. Akmstboxu, Druggist
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THE PRINT.
J. C. CHAMBERLAIN
Real E3tate Agent.
Huuu-a and Lots and lots without House
Dealer In all kinds of Property.
Notary Public
ALL BUSINESS GIVEN
PROMPT ATTENTION
Office at Residence on
Water Street
MilfoH.Pa.
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ERIE RAILROAD. j
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PORT J BR VIS
EoUd Pnllman trains to Buffalo, Niag
an Falls, Chautauqua Lake. Cleveland
Chicago and Cincinnati.
Tickets on sale at Port Jealt
points In the West and Southwest at lower
rates than via any other flrot-elass line.
In effect June 21th. Ig08.
Traihs Now Lsavi Port Jsrvis ss
Folio ws.
KAPTWARD
" 46, Daily no
" 0 Daily Kxpreas s 0 "
" So, Looal Rxoept Sunday. . 6.10 "
4 Holidays only t so
S'o 8, DaliyKxpms 6.64 a. M.
" 70S, Way Sunday Only....'. T.M "
" , Looal eiceptSun a Hoi f SS
' 60, Looal Except Sunday.. 10 10 '
" 4. Daily Fxpieu '. I Mr.a,
" 704, Sunday Only.. t BO
S4, Way daily exo't Sond'y t SO
' S, Dully Expross 4 Bo '
' so. Way daily exo't rtund'y 6.8S '
u 708. LocM Sunday Only.... T.ts "
WESTWARD. '
Mo7, Dally Express.....: .. IS tSA.H
' 41, Dally M
1 17 Dally Milk Train...... 8 10
' 1. Dally Express...'. 11.64
" 116, For Ho'daleE'pt Sun.. U.l r.
I, EapnwsC bicaaollm dal IB 1 .
' W, Dally Except Sunday.. 6 0U '
" 6. Limited Dally Express 10 06 '
Trains leava Chambers street. Mew
York, for Fort Jervls on week days at
S SO, T IS. 16, 10 80 a. ., 1.00
( 30, 4 80, 6.1ft, 7.16, 9.16 18.46 F. M.
On Sundtvs, 7. V, A M
18 M. 1.16 7 80.0.16 p. u.
H. L. 8LAUSON. Ticket Agi. Pt.Jervls.
M. W. Hawley,
Dlv'n Passgr. Agent.
Chambers 9t Station Kew York
William B. Kenwo.they M. 0
Physician and Snreon.
OHoe and ruidnaoe Broad ftraet
est Court House. MILVOIID.
For ficnt
Furnished rooms to rent. Enqoire
of Mrs Ena Poillon, Corner Broad
and Ann Streets, Milford, Pa. .
Msrs Humsns.
A Wllkesbarre magistrate has d
elded that a cow has precedence over
en slomoblla and does not have tj
v. ear a red lantern on her tall when
funding In the road o' nights medlta- -lively
chewing her cud. Human be
inss apparently must take their
chances.
Getting Along with People.
Getting along with people is a valu
able trait to cultivate. First of all,
be amiable and forgiving; do not
bear all that Is said, never repeat any
thing and be willing to bs pleased
while doing your part.
Nip and Tuck.
S'jlf confidence la half tha battle,
but the other half generally makes
you lose it. Puck.
11 immense Rosebush.
A rosebush in a garden at Freiburg,
Qormany, covers 8$ square yards and
bears 10,000 buds.
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