i r I 4 SCARCITY OF LEATHER. A Condition for Which tli Autom. blls Industry ) Largely Responsible. When the scarcity of hides and Bkin Is referred to It la hardly under stood by the layman, who perhaps doe? not know that the world la being coined in all corners far all avail able skins and hides. Moro races are constantly becoming civilized and the Increase of our hiilo and skin supply Is tot In proportion to that of the hu-imn race. The amount of IpMIit need In the jnnGu'ncturg of novelties of all kinds bar. Increased to a prent extent with in a ew years, says the Stioe Retailer, but in no line has the ii:-.e of leather broadened so extensively as in auto mobile manufacture. Any one who is nt all familiar with an automobile knows that there Is a cons'dernble amount of leather used In Its construction, in upholstery and otl erwlse. This means a large dn . gl.t on tho leather mnrket, which is per'Hps more noticeable In the high pri.-e of spre;dy steers, the hides of which are extensively used for that purpose. Phosphorescent Forests. The rhosplioresoence of certain ag' rles of Borneo has more than once de: -oralized the superstitious uatlves aid astonished whites. Some years ag i a party of EDglish engineers foi nd It necessary to Biirvey a tract of low lying country, which waa al most Impenetrable, and to blaze the trfil entires were employed to work tt n rht, others during the day. The o er came into camp one night og that they could not go through trtion of the bush or forest, E ! 3e "spirits" on the trees telling t :.. i that evil would befall them If continued. The "spirits" proved o a magnificent display of phos escence emanating from agaries r.g upon the dead limbs of the . Thece vegetable Are bodies were . : for a considerable distance, c!ng a most remarkable exhibl- "ic light in some places being so .? that it was difficult to believe ? forest was not afire. To test uuincy the men held papers u most brilliant portions and y the light. Yiry Hsrrlman as a -Country Girl Vary Harriman has as keen an in ct for guarding the cents as her "'er demonstrated In his business '--mr. As the manager of the 30, i ere farm iu Arden, N. Y., she :s with an eye lo profit. The re- islblllty of the farm, Is not new, to I. For several years she practical lv held control, her father seldom In- tr(ering, and then doing little more li.an offering a suggestion. Harriman wo proud of bis daughter's talent for tr.t -.-leement. They were a familiar alt t driving together over the farm, I! i 'man, as a rule, holding the reins n ' r one of his fast trotters. - Miss It.. '.T.an cares more for her farm th. : for society. She Is a keen Judge o r jorre, and seldom gets the worst cf a trade. To Breaking One Neck, $2. T' sov e 4'l!ne-up" man was a facetious The woman for whom be was rg up a pulley clothes-liue was ;:ng. She ordered' It put in a cer- ta I- 1lace, which it was nlmost ira- Me for him to reach. He hesitat- "If I have to put It there, lady,' r.!d, "I'll break my neck." Still hi ll c lid not relent "All right, lady,' consented, with a cheerful grin, : It'll cost yer i ex try If X break neck." tsi-iy Was Not Allowed Even One Day of Grace. ' canua get over It," a Scotch farm er m arked to bis wife. "I put a two :.K ilt piece in ta plate at kirk this :. i. i instead o' ma usual penny." '. is beadle hr.d noticed the mis I.'' i, and also thevfrlghtened face of hio , d friend, who had not tbe cour afe to retake the coin as the old tr. ;oned ladle-like spoon was care f passed over the bead to the next l-i ,.aiJ one penny after another was diti. oed into the bowl. T'.,e old farmer sat In silence and rii '. nothing. The old beadle allowed . blr to mlsa the plate for twenty-four cci ecutive Sundays. La the -twenty-fifth Sunday the farcer again ignored the collection pl."'e, but the old beadle steadied the lac. i in front of him, and in a loud, trsi ic whisper, said hoarsely, "Your Ul's up noo, Sandy!" , Msud (angrily) So you told Ethel that there was something cheap look lag about my face, did you? , Jack I admit it. I referred, of o :ree. to your nostrils two for a cent Washington Star. Very Likely. Tho denot of Moridian. Texas, Is sl-n it a mile from the b-isiuesn part of its town. One nisht a sleepy. wia.- tiavrilns man said to the durky Tno was urirmg him to the hotel: "C'd uiaii. why In the name Hekitn jij (hey put this d.-pot of far from town? Ti -a darky scratched his head In tho.-'it. aud replied: "Waal. boss. I s fn'ced to adsilt dat ! h ."a t give da matter s'llrlent coxl t.'.i'n. t ut J 3' Jumred up f.-r a ritngr l:ki I d'1-use dt-y done di:t so aa to I - v e de depot aa Bear as posstbl to it lailioad." ONLY HIS FUN. TOFTS )- WHAT TO DO. Suggestion of Firs AM t Everybody en All Occasion. When man rushes Into your ofBee hurriedly and (ays: "By Jingo. Dawson, I hate to peak of It, but I need $500 Ilk the vsry old dickens to-day!" Answer What a singular coinci dence. Blinks; I do, tool" When the lovely young maiden at the seaside to whom you have been paying court all summer s-hakea bet bend violently and says: No, Mr. Blithers; I cannot Imagine any circumstances under wnicn i could be Induced to marry yoa. Answer Thanks. Mlsa Jonea. This la a great relief. I was afraid yoa bad misconstrued my attentions, and, of course, desired to live up to my Im plied obligations. When you run race to race witn your tailor upon the street, and be urns a cold, beady y trpon you ana says: Excuse me. Mr. Bump, but what have you to say about my little blllt" Answer I dont thins: I have met rour little Bill, Mr. Bnlpperton. ln Jeed, I dMnt know you bad any chll- Iren at all." While be Is recovering from this. lumn into a taxi cab and proceed in break the speed law. Carlyl Smith. Harper's Weekly. Wonderful Human Tongue. Some re ru arable facts regarding the onaue have been recently presented Sv the eminent aurseon. ur. k. sou- :hon of New Orleans, tb uocror. sfter stating that tbe tongue, the nose and the skin are the only organs of iineclal sense which perform other functions, remarks that the tongue is the only organ except the heart which presents a base, body and aa apex md that no other organ ran assume such a variety of shape fcr I mova ble, says Leslie's Weekly. Its papil lae! though similar to thoa of other mucous membrsne. are larger and more specially developed. The tongue presenta a dual structure in accora ance with Its dual function motor nnd sensory, varle fn color more than any other organ, and ta more solid than any other vlacua. It la the only organ presenting the three kind of nerves, namely, nerve of specie! sense, one of ordinary sensation and one of motion. Whr Emeralds Came from. Colombia, Sooth. America, controls the world' market, for emerald as completely aa the South. African Syn dicate does for diamonds. It Is from the mlnea high xtp In the Colombian Andes that most of the emeralds come. The Colombian Government has leased It most valuable , mine n an Enallah. eradicate, with the un derstanding that It I to ell at least $1,250,000 In emeralds a year for twenty years, giving th Government n nerrentaaa. The larcest and moat valuable emerald In th world be- innir in the Duke of Devonshire. Is a perfect slx-slded crystal' and weighs nearly nine ounce. Too Feinted. Mr. Howard waa a man of exceed ingly few word. Ha positively die iked to talk, aa an Indian dislike to -mil. One day be went Into music itore to buy th mualo of an opera for hia alater. The clerk cam np, and .o him Mr. Howard Mid la hi quiet way; "Mikado1 libretto." Th salesman frowned. "What" that?" be asked. ' Mikado' libretto," repeated th other. "Me no apeake Italtano," aald th clerk, shaking hla head Washington Star. , Th almullfied SMlUn board, which began Ha reforms three, year' ' with an unassuming list of $00 words, now publishes an Index V $.$ VoMs t. ..,.. At rkviuirm finitaA Of the BOW comers are. lied be and, almjbir- ly, apred, helth, ate.; woras naing In "1 Ana- fironnunced "IS SS lu- -nnts rornia: llelV f Or" delve. CATV for. carve, and many other that makil the unfamiliar ay squint ' HI. Unklwii "Wl&'es," Uii fh fcoJ5HW.' 4l you know what motive tb dsoasst had In committing "suicide? "Yes, Judge, your Hooo. gafi th witness pompously. "Harassed told me his motive, tr." The coroner, tb ' court ofacsrs. sverybody, was Interested. wnat waa, - then. cims'i mo tive?" aaked the coroner. "Why, your Honor, he Mid h want ed to kill himself," waa th reply. Th Inquisitive Colonel. . . At a certain military post thfb as a gruff old colonel, on of whose duties waa to occasionally teat tbe ood of the Midlers. On day he saw wo private carrying soup-kettle. md called out sharply: "Here, let ne taste -of tSat" Th obeyed, fun ling &L-$S tdfi kjijnti reat bunder!" he exclaimed, "you dont -all that Mup, do you?" "No, air, -eplled 6u, ir.neVly. "TxS the dish rater: suuel Alio rratt. The flrwt Qui :-!'. A young eoatrt had r.i.'&e to words or the nrat Oine. Th Woman st eady had her but on cd she stopped o say the last word: "1 am going ack to my parents." After a .few. min'ttfn "te'd ThU!jig :eard her ram mat? s'boj tbeVrtcn in. Opening th 'i x r "half way, h laid: "I thought yuo . gli back lo your p areata." I am," she Said. Then what are Jtu 'looking fbrt" for the house-key," waa har reply, On Dslnhlo. Tb teacher waa-giio "g goograpn- leal lesson, aad the cltts, having trav eled from London to Labrador, and from Thessaiy to Tlmbuctoo, thoroughly wor -elH.' ' -&d now, said the teacher, w com to Ger many, that Important, country gov- ,.i i. . 1 'V- i . .. . what la a Kaleer?" "Yea'm," yawned Tosamy Joae. stream o' water Jnici' an a' dl- wwt W " Notes and Comment Of Interest to Women Reader COLUMBIA, ESKIMO GIRL, WON BEAUTY PRIZE. Majority of Visiters at the Alaska- Yukon Fair Vott Her the Pret tleet Young Woman In the Contest. The arise awarded the most beautl- foj woman by the Judges at the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific exposition at Seattle waa given to an Eskimo girl named Columbia, from the southern coast of Labrador. All the visitors to the fair were al lowed to compete In the "beauty con test" All they had to do waa to visit the exposition In their best bib and tucker, where they might be aeen by the unknown Judges mingling In the crowd. Tbe prise waa a valuable piece of Seattle property, a lot In the reslden- Columbia, the Eskimo Girl. tlal section. Tbe deed to this proper ty Columbia now exhibits with great pride and her mother never lets friend go by until be or she has seen the document. Columbia's mother was one of the Eskimos brought from Labrador to be exhibited at the World's Columbian exposition In Chicago In 1893. Colum bia was born soon after so that now, while shy of telling her exact age, we ar certain ah la In her teens. After th exposition Columbia's mother traveled throughout the Unit ed States with a circus. Later tbe baby went back to Labrador wltb her grandfather nnd grandmother, to live n Eskimo land. Some Urn after this Colombia's mother went to Labrador a th agent of company to get Eski mo for th Parla exposition. Colum bia with bar mother and grandparents crossed tbe ocean. They also traveled la Africa and throughout Spain. MENU, BREAKFAST. Cereal, Baked Sweet Apples, Cream Corned Beef Hash Eggs Cooked In the Shell Rye Meal Muffins. Coffee. Cocoa DINNER Vaal Cutlets, Breaded and Fried Tomato Sauc French Fried Potatoes Boiled Cauliflower Baked Indian Pudding with wt Apples. Hslf Cups of Coffe SUPPER Sardine, Lemon Quarters Pickled Bests. Buttered Toaat ZwIebMk. Nut Wafer. Tea. BpMdieet of Typewriter. Congratulations were showered upon Mlu Ross U Frits after ah had mad new typewriting record, writ ing 1,415 words In 15 minutes from dictation, with no errors, at th bust na show la Madison Square Garden, New Tork. She wrote at th rat of 95 worda a minute for 15 consecutive ulnutes. H. O. Blaladell wrote ! words 4 minute, and F. H. Coomb followed with 87 1-4 words. Msgneal for Lace. Magnesia In tbe form of either pow der or cake ta the beat dry cleanser '-ir laces. It should be sifted oa th -arts to b cleaned and the garment -en laid away In a drawer for cou ' of daya, after which it may be haken out Tb earn treatment geaerafly effective la removing Ic cream stains from delicate fabric. Australian Fish. Ther ar maay varietie of Aus tralia Hah which ar entirely un known on this aide of th world. Bom of them ar tb snapper, th klugflsh, th trumpeter, the blue ood. the giant skats, and th yello bream. The Sydney prawns ar th bluest, nnest and pinkest (whea rooked) In tb world; they rua to leagta of tea Inch., aad ar prcper- eja,tiy lay NO TEMPTING OF FATE. Church Member Get Ready to Dodge Lightning. That the members of the Brltlgevll'e ethodlst Church do not believe In toe old saying that lightning never strikes twice In tbe same place was demonstrated last night, when they deserted tbe church at the approach of an electric storm. Th church rtneple hsd been struck by lightning three times this summer and It was only on Saturday that workmen fin ished repairing damage caused by the last bolt A song service was In progress when th storm broke last night and by two and threes the people In the church began to make their way to the door. Finally the pastor found he was almost alone and stopping tbe singing he said: "In view of the fact that halt of the congregation has left tbe church and that a storm Is Im pending we will close the services without further delay." That ended the exercises and within another min ute the church had been completely vacated Rrldgevllle MDel.l Corres pondence Chicago Inter-Ocean. - The Diamond Remains a Mystery. As a substance, the diamond Is one of the mysteries of nature, one of the despalra of science. Nobody knows whence It came, nor how whether It Is a spark from a comet's tail, or a crystallized drop squeezed In some horrible Intensity of fiery convulsion from the white-hot Insurgent heart of the earth. Nobody knowa much about It at all, except that It doesn't "be long" to this world. Some known black diamonds literal ly were from the skies. They came Imbedded In ' meteorites cast upon Arizona and Chill by an unidentified atar. One doe not prospect for chips of stars. . As well search for the end of the rainbow. Neither is It practi cal to hammer all aorta of eruptive rock and conglomerate wherever com upon. Earthquake or volcanic upheaval districts, are not necessary. the most promising, for often dia monds that seem to have had volcanic origin-occur thousands of miles from the probable plac of extrusion car ried thence, It Is assumed, by glacial drift In some far back geological time. Franklin Clarkln's "The Trail of the Diamond." Everybody's. Savage Eagle Hawk. Perhaps tbe deadliest foe of tbe Australian sheep farmer Is the eagle hawk, and many and wonderful are the contrivance Invented for it de struction or capture. A correspond ent at Singleton aaya It is no uncom mon thing for a farmer with a run of quite average extent to lose a hundred sheep la a season through the depre dation of these carnivorous birds. "Their strength," he writes, "is so ab normal that It la practically lmpoasl bla for th sheep on which on pounces to resist tbe attaok, and their appetite for live mutton appears to be Insatiable. They are occasionally caught by means of a trap attached to the carcass of a sheep and some times poisoned. But their numbers ar nevertheless continually Increas ing. London Standard. Got Better All the Time.'. A party of tourist were doing Bos ton and Cambridge. Said one, "So this I tb cemetery where they say James Russell Lowell, as a small boy, went out on Halloween night to look for ghost. I wonder which ston h waa hiding behind, and If he really, did see a ghost?" "I can't tell you. Ma'am," answered th guide, "but over bar He a man who had three wive. On the ston of th first on he had Inscribed. 'My Wife'; on the (tone of tbe second. 'My Dear Wife.' and on that of the third. 'My Beloved Wife.' If any ghost tries walking aro'ind her It ought to be that first wife." . Worn on th Scaffold. ' Tb corporation of Shrewsbury have Just had presented to them by tbe Walcot family, of Bitterly Court Shropshire, for their museum, th scarlet cloak worn by Charlea 1. on the scaffold erected In front of White hall Palace, where he was beheaded In January, 1C4D. Th cloak waa se cured by William Walcot, who was psge to the King and attended Charlea la that capacity on th wcaffold. It ha been In the possession of the Walcott family for 260 year. Home Notes. Pet Doge of Ancient Egypt, Thar I nothing new under the un, and th grave of old Egypt mak thla fact very clear to us. Subscribers to the Egypt Explora tion Fund have Just been told that th ancient Egyptians kept her pet dogs, whose bodies have been found with the leather dog lead still attach ed to th collar. And these dogs were pampered animals, dogs whose decay ed teeth mark the drawing room (et, fed on all aorta of unwholesome dain ties. Home Notes. Large 8um Worthily Spsnt. Tb total amount expended by the state of thla country for education during ISM was 1307,765.653, Testing Her. "How would you feel, Clarissa, II you and I were sailing down the stream of life together, far away from hereT" "How far, George?" "Oh, far. far away!" "I'd b so terribly homesick for mother!" And from that nlgbt this young man hla visit. Every Reason. "Why doe your new baby cry so much?" "Bay, If all your teeth were out your balr off, and your legs so weak that you couldn't stand on them, I rather fancy you'd feel Ilk crying yourself." A WaiGam Here. Th Ctrl (ecstatically) Just think, father I When th color-sergeant tripped and fell, George grabbed th Bag aad charged th battery, although theoretically riddled with bullets! NO TIPS IN FINLAND. '-- " Maid's Surprise on Receiving Money f rem Mistress' Guests. A country where- there are no tips and where small services are rendered to the stranger without hope of reward would seem hurd to find yet such a country is Finland. So far the tourist has not appeared in any great numbers, and conse quently the commercial spirit which his advent always marks has been ab sent. As an example of this, Mme. Alno Malmberg, a Plnnlah lady, who Is paying a visit to this country, tells an amusing story. Two English friendfl whom she hud met while over here had been staying with ber at her boune In Helsingfors, and on leav ing gave the maid a tip. She was very much astonished and did not know what It meant Seeing Mme, Maluiberg's son coming down stairs, she ran to him and aald, "They gave me money. Did they give you any?" Hearing lat they had not done so, she waa much mystified. "I cannot understand why" they should give It to me and not to you,, when they know you much better than me, ' was her" perplexed comment on the Incident Osawatomle and Pottawatomie. Tbe spelling of the two words Osawatomle and Pottawatomie causes considerable confusion to this day; but that Is the way maps have them now, and that of course makes them "official." Osawatomle, famed In Kansas his tory. Is ! located between the Osage River and the Pottawatomie. It Is hamed. from these streams. In the early days two "6's" were frequently used In Its spelling, but U.e improprie ty of their une was shown and pointed out by the school teachers by simply explaining the word's derivation. The name of Pottawatomie, though, had about ten different spellings, ac cording to an old settler of that com munity. "The tribe of Indians," he said, "left the State and did not leave us the correct spelling of the word. So we people along the creek finally got together and decided to spell the word the shortest WRy possible Pot-a-wat-o-n-le. Now they tie using two 't's' on the maps, and I gueps that Is the way to Fpell It no-v. We spelled It the shortest way, and I have often thouK'.it that we were the original simplified S cllers." Kansas City Journal. Sermons In Ancient Times. St. Augustine's Bermons lasted about 18 minutes, but In that ancient diiv It was no uncommon thing to have several at the same service. When two or mere bishops were pres ent it wns usual for them and the pre;bytcrs to preach one after the other, reserving the last jilaee for the highest dign-ary. Some conaolation. however, Was to be found in the fact that applause was permitted and mi.ny of St Chrysostom s sermons were hailed with the "tossing of gar ments and waving of handkerchiefs." A Psrsonsl Matter. Clarence was usually so restless and fidgety in church that his mother was obliged to reprove him from time to time. One Sunday -he was so quiet and well-behaved that his mother no ticed It, and spoke approvingly. ' "What a good little boy Clarence was In church to-day," she said "Mamma was so proud of him." "Well." said Clarence. "I had to be The choir looked right at me, and sang over and over again, 'Please be still, please be still!" Youth's Com panion. Says the Philosopher. ' "Ev'ry man to his trade even 'o bosses." Boston Herald. Capital Punishment. Capital punjuhment prevails In a' the States and Territories of th Union except Michigan, Wlsco;::i Rhode Island, Kansas and M-.ine. I waa abolished in Iowa In 1872, and re stored in 1878. It was al o abolished In Colorado, .but was restored in U01 In New York and Ohio execution is by electricity. ' One Thing Yet to Learn. We have leaiaed how to telegraph without wires srd fly without fas bags, but the auiidote tor a common ordinary coid sti.l mocks the foiled aearchipga 'of tie human race. - St Louis Republic. Can't r..lmlnats Him. This coin.;y has fciven up shirt sleeve dilo:..acy a: d q t tleetins presidents uho Ki-re bora' In log cab ins, but the man who picks hl.i teeth In public coutinues to be visible. Do Pretty Well Yet. "This motoring game isn't what It used to be." "Speed ordinance too carefully enforced?" "No; but pedes trians are getting so careful." Berlin's Linen Factories. Berlin has about a hundred factor rles for linen goods ior more than the kingdom of Saxony. - Ths Truth, in Most Cases. A man tries to control hla children before he has learned to control him elf. New York Press. Good Advice. Whatever you do, do wisely and think of the consequences. Gesta it manorum. 60 YEARS - EXPERIENCE 1 1 V- Td a rsr sYA a EMI ri.-Bir.Mta rt COsVRGHT ken l'iUui4 nf ikbtfiito. 31 A La. neCWeTPr (aarruai tw(i4, wit hutii, Cii rkti, LO liiU Scientific mttlm. tiuicnomelT llln"trmtd weekly. I-arrest dtv iiUuu I ny K tont iHr y-.urnaJ. 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Kr free Gui-t 1 BO3S03 5? svonth Street, Cave:, ina Trnde-M.t-n3 cbtair.ori aid all Pm.-' jent tuaiacso-ntliicirt (or M odcrs-tc Kers. lj iaii'l we cincrcire pti n. u ic mac Luai u ush, Jretrote from We hiii'it.'a. J &eod model, dr.wmjf or tiVto., ith d?rijv Jtioo. Ve uMs, il pattr.LjLiis or D.t, Ir-e 01 iihargix. Our (ce roi due ullvncnt is vi ur .J. 5 . aiuuui r-r ii.-vT to Obiasin J'.iteuti-" th -ost tt siune m tht U. b. aud lorcin co'JLine; sr-nt free. Ai'ilrc. IC.A.SNOW&CO.f J pmuT orncc, wBmiifi ron. '?eV?eK axfawe'?!? a) f )-- rhysicians have long beon lookinp for a harmless headache cure, li Iibs been produced by nn emiiiHnl nheuiist of the National i Capital. Ii is kno-Ti as Bromo-Fkimin. Bosilies curing ivery form of hpndHclip instantly, BroniO Pepsin la equtilly and aa promptly eHlcacion In chronio and acute i.idicostion and (lie nervous disorders incident there o. It Is effereacent and pleasnnl o take and may be lied of all np r late druggists at tun cents a bottle. It come as a boon to tnnnkind aiu womankind. For sale at C O. Aruiftrocg, Drucist. mtrm -)?)-. Ki)',gi'.'- &) (- NOTICE. The Coiiiiiiisaonerri cf I'lke County will hereafter hold Regular Mi'etni the flrst Monday of each iiiovtK-tweei) I he hours of 9 a . in anil -1 p. ip. exeepl inir lu the uionlm v.hen Court imiy lie in aetHion,. airl then during Courl THKO. II. 'BAKEH Ciiinii'!'isi -ners Clerk Aiisolulely Harmless. Cures en ha Spol BROMO-PEPSIN "Note the Word Prp.lu" CURES inoi OACHE, SUEPll-S"SS IGFSTlONt NERVOUlhLSS All Uruggllts, lOo, 2So a SOo. for sale by C. O. A kmstiidku, DriiuiUi WANTS SUPPLIED 1 I Kyou want iioi IkmiIh. bill licmN, leu heatU, tMUincnu show carus, in;:r'i :n largi. pD-itcri, snli bit Ih, tlndL'-'r; e:iVLiiipcd t.itiH buinca cmb ur j 'b prhitintc ev.-rj litcriptUiu, d'nie no in tin- l.'.-.t nij l tat ynu In an u.-to-il'tt:c -iul artistic iuu ntr calnd si us. i'rie nt Til A. VKK- PRTVT J. C. CKAfnlDERLAff. Real Estate Agent. House and Lull aud Ut without Hoiitf Dcauur In al) kloda of Property, Notary Public ALL BUSINESS GIVEN PROMPT ATTENTION Office at Residence on Winter Street. Milford. Pa -iKaarM!t;ai3---- '-' ;ji ; f-v,' I J I' L if -i- V, i3 Doth U these jt3 papers T one RJ year for A only p I G5 h if ' you p send K your jk order W and money j' to Tho PRESS 'A Milford. Pike V County, s Penn. Time Table ERIC RAILROAD. f fi T PORT JERVIS toliil Pnlliunn tralm to Buffalo, Nlng srs Fnlk, ChnutHiiqiia Lak. Clevrlnixl 'hic.-iiru and Clnr.innAtt. Tickets on salo At Port ,Te nit points In the West and Snnthwcstat lowrt rateu than via any othor flrat-olass line. In rffoot June aith. Urns. ri;AiNsNow Lkavi Port JaRVie tt Follows. EASTWARD " 48, Dully 4 10 " 6 Dully F.iproes 6 40 " :W, Iiooal Rxoept Sunday., a 10 " 41 Holidays only 6 80 ,, b, Duliy Kxiirens 0 54 s. M. 'I. 70S, Way Sundny Only 7.21 " ' 4--. Locnl except- Sun a Hul 7 85 " ' 80. Ixical Kiiept buuday.. 10 SO ; ' i. Dally Kipn- 184 p.m. ' 704, Sunday Only ' 8 80 ',' ' S4, Wity dnily eic't Sund'y gPO 1 3. Dlly Eiprss 4 5U ." ' 8, WayMaily eso't Sund'y 8 85 ' " T08, LocM Sundny Only.... 7.16'" WKSTWARD. Ho 7, Oally Express IS 88 A. M " 4i, Dnlly 8 o 17 Dully Mlik Tralu 8.10 A ' 1 Dully K.iprcss 11 84 " 116, Kot HoMiiU-K'pl Sun . 13 15 p. " 8, EipressCblrsKoliindal 6 83 ' ' 8U, Dally Except Suudny.. 0 00 1 " 6. Lliuired Dally Exuruss 10 05 Trains lnavs ('liaiubers street, New Vork, for Port Jervis on week days at I HO, 7.15, 0 15, 10 30 A. at., I 'M 8 JO, 4 80, 8.16, 7 15, 16 D) 46 r. U. On Sumlm, 7 SO, A. u 13 U). 1 If. r 80.g.l6 P.. M. H. L. 8LAUSON. Ticket Agi, Tt.JervU. H. W. Haw ley,' Ttl U...,, A k I'll u x (anttatr. Aajciisi. Cliambera St SI ill Ion New Yo'k William B. KenwtUhey M. 0 ' Physician an I Sareon . O.Ujti an 1 re-ilJ,tiio; Hrotd Strm.t irxt Court House. MILtW.r). For Bent Furnished ntiriis to rent. Enqaira of Mrs E'.a Pnillnn, Corner Broad u Ann Htreoln, Milford, Ph. irew Urc tcr a Dana, To ttie leader of a band in 0:naha, Jo: ul:u ;y Froken of in that locwlity as "l!.e worst iu seven different Slates," t:v.e. on,e cane a man with a re qv:e4t that the band play at a cousiu'-i 'ls it a military funeral?" asked tho ! . :e. . ""Siit at ail." was the reply. My mrin was no milttnry nif..i in f:. t, !.e wjs never cv.u intc-rcstcd in mat 'its military. Never bclers. It was his express wish that your band . I ',' -J play at Vis funeral." 1 iio lender was surprised and flat I'ro'l. "in th:it bo?" he anked. " Ve3," re ponded the other. I!a b;id he wanted everyNidy in Oiiiaha fo be ferry that he died." Zones and Genders. V'hile Inspecting examination pa ers letently, a U-LU-Ler found various hun:orou8 aiisvc;ti to questions. A claps of boys, avon-.r nr; about twelve yeiro of age, bud bt-.n eramltied In gfosr.ipliy. the provLoua day havinj been devoted to grammar. Aaior.g the geographical questions was tha following: ".Same the ones.' (in-j proniUiiig youth of eleven years, wiiu bpd mixed the tvo aubjtv'U, wrote: "There are two zones. riu.ituiie d ft mi u ine. Tbe macculiue is tit- er tt-miierate or intexierate; the faii