THE MILFORD STORE
OF STORES
Longest Established, Best Equipped
FINEST LINE OF WINTER GOODS.
Specialties In woolens, Jackets, ladies, mens and
cMdrens underwear.
Gloves, hosiery, boots and shoes. AH the latest
styles and best materials for winter wear.
Beautiful - Ptackweai?
A New Department
A large assortment of Laces and Trimmings. A complete
stock of mens furnishings. Finely stocked Grocery Depart
ment Crockery and glassware direct from England.
Aiiof tlje aboVc afc prices
that .Will lrjake it to you
advantage feo buy of ,; ,
MIT6HELL BR0S.
General
LIVERY STABLE
Safe horses,
Good wagons,
Prompt service,
Careful Drivers.
Findlay &
Milford. Pa
KILL COUCH
tot CURB LUNCS
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W A A M T H a BATI& VAAXOJii
6 Ummmt Mtoirssn,
HARNESS
Of All Kind and Stylaa.
Blankets, Robes, Whips
and Ilorte Outfitting gen
erally.
CARRIAGE
TRIMMINGS
Repairing ;-"Twwc.
".. Examine my ntock it
will please you. Thr
price too.
L. F. IIAFNER.
Harford St. Milford
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.PROPRIETO S
BEST OF ALL FLOUR.
FEED, MEAL,
BRAN, OATS,
; and HAY
When in need of any
Hello to No. 5., or come to
SAWKILl MILL, MILFORD PA.
I Supplying J
The Table
AN EVERY DAY PROBLEM
W solve it by keeping
Fine Groceries,
Canned Goods,
Choice Meats, '
Fresh Vegetables
FOR AN ELEGAHl DINNER
H re approctal food arts! I fowls buy
year ath andtlamt at ay placs. Llmburotr,
hasarlsdRsaacfort Philadelphia Craaa chase
er aay others datlrad.
FRED GUMBLE
Harford St. Milford Pa.
The
East
Stroudsburg
istatfl
Normal
School
is
A thoroughly first class school
for TEACHERS.
It is PERFECT in the Beauty
and Healthfulness of its Lo
cation.
It is COMPLETE in hsE quip
menu
Its Graduates rank among' the
Best in SCHOLARSHIP and
TEACHING ABILITY.
The rooms are carpeted and
the Beds Furnished.
The Food is Abundant and
Excellent in Quality.
For Catalogue Address,
E, L. KEMP, Sc. D..
Principal.
East Stroudsburg, - Pcnna.
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HE NEVER SPOKE A MAIN.
Vow Mad By the Ventrileevtsr'e Dog
Whwi Deserted.
The following story la told of a vea
trlloqulst, bow famooe, hut at th
time of this happening, so toot that
be lined to walk betweea the rJtto
where he was to appear. On one of
these tour lie .came to Philadelphia
on foot, and on the road he picked np
a miserable little dog "because It look
ed to much like he felt." The story
will explain what became of the dog.
. The firat houae he came to waa
saloon, and of course he wanted a
drink. He had no money, but went ha
anyhow to see what he could da The
proprietor, who wae a German, said.
Well, what will you haver .
He aaid, "I'll take a little whiskey.'
And then turning to the dog, he aaked.
"What will you haver . .
The answer came very promptly,
"I'll take a bam sandwich." , ,
The German waa so surprised he al
most fainted. He looked at the dog
a moment, and then asked, "What did
you say ?"
The dog replied, "I said I'd take
ham sandwich."
Hans thought It wonderful that
dog should be able to talk, and aaked
who had trained htm, how long It had
taken, and wound up with, "Hew Bach
will you take for talm?"
"Oh," replied Mr. VentrHoqulat, "I
wouldn't aell him at any price, but I
am a little hard up, and If you wtll
lend me fifty dollars I'll leave hist
with you till I bring back the money."
All right," aaid Had a, "I just waat
hlra for a little while so I eaa shew
him to some people I know around
here."
So everything was settled, the
money paid, the dog left with the pro
prietor, and aa the ventrlloqulat waat
out he turned and waved his band la
the dog and said, "Well, good-bye.
lack. 1 11 come back soon.
The dog looked at him, and said.
You mean, despicable man, to aU
me for fifty dollars arter all rve aoa
for you! 8o help me Moses. 11! aevet
tpeak another word aa long aa I live!'
And be didn't.
Tit for Tat
A few days ago two young ladies
balled a trolley, entered It, aad found
only standing room. One of thea
a hihpered to her companion:
I'm going to get a seat from owe
dr these men. Tou take notice."
j She looked down the row of man
and selected a aedate gentleman whs
bore the general settled appearance
of a married man. She Balled up ta
nlm and boldly opened Are:
"My dear Mr. Green! How delight-
ed 1 am to meet you! Tou ar almeel
a atranger. Will I accept your aeatT
Well I do feel tired. I heartily admit
Thank you, so much."
The sedate gentleman a total
atranger, of course looked, llsteaed,
then quietly arose and gave her hi
seat, saying:
Sit down, Jane, my girL Deal
often aee you out on a waahlng-day.
You muBt feel tired, I'm aura. Howl
your mistress?"
The young lady got her neat, hut
lost ber vivacity.
Buying Fodder for the Nowtywsdo.
.The newly married couple had Juat
moved into their new borne. On th
morning after their arrival a baker
calkd to solicit their trade. He found
the young wife In the kitchen. After
explaining that bis wagon delivered
once a day, the baker naked. -"Aad
may we have your trade, madam r
And about now much broad wtll
you want each dayr
Well, I don't know exactly, ion
aee. there are only two of us." Thea
doubtfully, "Would five oaves a day
be enough, do you think r
APPROPRIATE ATTIRE.
Angelina Doesn't young Mr. Cassy
aear striking clotbea?
Genevieve Well, why ahooldat ha!
Ain't he a knockerT
Olrl and the Man.
There seems to be a growing and
widely spread dissatisfaction aaaoag
women with the men. Very few woav
en appear to be thoroughly aatlsBad
with the men of their household Oee
and all they fall far abort of what
thay ought to be. Exchange. .
The Wondara of Bclsne.
It waa left for the exhibitor of a
phonograph in the streets of Otrocht,
according to an American travetar. a
put ths finishing touch to the wonder
ful invention.
There waa the aound of a military
band in full blast, and then eaeaeely
the tune stopped and "Halt!"
hoarsely out upon the air.
"Who's that Interrupting the
cert?" flippantly Inquired the Ameri
can, edging close to th operator.
"That," said the mta, aunt lag
him blandly, "waa the voice ,of Ma.
poleon Bouaparte, giving the order at
the Battle of Waterloo." "
Btrtet Railway Training
New York City, aeordinf to
Tribune, la to hav a practical etreet
railway training school that wtll
th only on of It kind la th
try. Cran Hoot. Jr, general
of th Metropolitan Btreet Railway
Company, Is th author of the plea.
The expensea of the school will
defrayed by the company, aad II win
be open to college and adeotlB
.raduatea. Th pupil will h
living wages while lacing lag I we.
Notes and
Ccmmcrii
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HBW KITCMKN taKMT.
ttoStVM PfaSCnS Id
la houaihnld affair aa wall aw a
totataeeath host rasalt as ohteiaaa,
whoa Otero la a lahnsmia ad heat o
orgy. By at a aaa he aa' eaaudully
fviWwed la (ho Utah a aa the
ta no
aartfciaa. Far aao ta tao hiatal two
CMcoee aaea have f saiga ad a ecMoet
whlcB haoaa a oagaaty of aratnlia at
the tout's elbow aad aavo Bar aha)
ascssaltr at baattag lar that. Th
top of the eaaaeat, which hi Ul
aoagh to ataad oa th Boar, I di
vided Into a eerie af sal II ooaaaart
Beat, each with a s agents Ud for
spies. Below this I aaothr com
partment, a trUle larger, ftV atlecel
Ian son arttclaa. Thea ceaaoa a atlU
larger apace for eakaa, the Wggoil
apace of aU tar areaA. aad a drawer
with a eeatl-etrcvlar hottoni for Boar.
Boston Feat.
Aft la aha Coomb-jr Moan.
We aagrlaol the laraaa af oar roams
o oinoh. Tiaa aaToata eaa ho aaearad
by haaglag Matg aad inns at etas as
taora. Txy aia, aad aee If I aaa aot
right. Corasat are at nil sat
for aarhaat a war plea an. .
pt senna oovetad tt gjaaa.hB po
than wkoro cha Kght mrtu art etrUf
riflnalaaa. aa aaa a axlrrar. Al pie
aa waist wishes a aat aM atado
Merer oar a ptofre that Baaaal
aaa taa baiiarm a fMoad aagu yav
to do a. Taa era bmytxa tar yaaraalf
that aby let roar oa taste Blo aha
Tea any aot haao what a
oaMed "a aattaA4 laoU," Bat mm
eaa tall vaaa a ptnhars plisaa poa as
aa If ton Bad aa IM aalsraailiMi
la the aorta, and la re tho orlaaaoh
for tfea Bareaaaor la hadgo a gsctare
by aoa H rleaaaf A pnotaro aaod
not a asp leave ta ha Book. BeaUp
oaa ho sought choaady. A
good shams ho aa seech of a Bat
tea la the faaaUy aa a aaea Book
haa. aVaoka, pwturea. maaat aat Bow
er am the toar apaotla of oaa B-
pel of tho sistrtfnl at the haaa.
rraa "Tho Cooatry Hoaoa latattac,'
by
THB UtTMT HBALTM OOoVJBT.
Boer UWA BM.
II ilea. o Broad aalhar
and aged Juat thro, wae amnogong Bar
tether, oaa . By her alia l eadlaas
shatter. Ho aaa eadeavoring at Ba-
i mm lapnrtaal wrlUaa. ao aald.
Uia away, aaao; daddy la vary Bony.
Holoa laoaUod aat aad araaf haa
apace af akaat B
aad staadrag Baahts Bat
taa wttb a
Maty. I'm
very loaalT' 4 haat Bad aay eaa
teara aapaaM wtf.-
rJr Ware lag.
"Too ara a Ukaty toaarafl ahaa,'
aald the aaaxyroad praartaaar af ta.
oxaaaer hawaL "ad there aa taa af
pretty gxra an aad hero. Way aa)
that the
at aaaaa ta aalah ha fog palaWaa dae-
at yt halow the tsiilar.
."aad the wttol hat atv"ai
Bhtooa Bar got tara w rraeaaa."
Bnwlig Cahdaeaa Clap.
ta throe yoar Baa tdaaa, Cai. haa
aaaaa throe hwao oahaot
at a east af U.oa. aaa af
baUaia at twoaty asiiaa. h
Baatt taaail aihaol hat
fa'ataral. Taer Is alaa a high ecaael
saarlag KM. sat. heotdao tddiOaai
two ooW halldlaaa. daashag chokf
eotmting Baene. aad a aaod eon eaeer
ran amiss ha itrilat loaaaauj tat a
loot taanewtoat white ana eafca Baane.
la Ojobo dare of haady don ana, Baa
over. Ban ta aa tan aaa 'Baa aassna
aaoeair
The dulga axwaa a'tyao of hearth
Brae (hot Boo boaoaa very gipla
orlth th eoatety Beaaoa af Barla aoare
aa advaassd gsanp af aoaaoa are ear
rytafl oa a graasda fr Ha aarrarssl
adsotlsa
aaf a v egHAua adhaa ttaaHhtsHBl aaM La&
B aasafi BJBaaTgs wxatay f wantataT
aaa aa eaaataaa. "o there k haM
ooe thlag I aoah at hapran aaea paar
natad." i
-Aad what p whart" l'
1 aa ao oaa af ahoao aaaga aaa
wsmld anchor aaea hteo thaa
T. satis ar ah gaaaaahlaa.
Lcadwa issmliln. wa laauld
aa too safiirbnl at Woatalaastarj
are glad aa aaar gtoveg, aad aat aaaaa
ta ardar to aawatl aa aroaar aaaaas.
aaaa at aaaaa, Oaa anhi iaa sar
aagraaatat" a ilea n tad
Tlfoilta HIS CUBTOMCR.
Frwrt Bvted Ken tat an Man Horn to
Oiaage a Big Bill.
Taa trait stand haopor aaar the fer
ry atlp had ataaa a anrHy largo oala.
Bat ahaa th eattsenor handed kiss a
Bvo ' asBar MU BJa ntee be aaaaa
Blooaty.
"1 eaat ehasae that." ao aaad,
"aTaO, gat It treat taa Mahat afaatv
aat ao hayw; "aad haaojr.
Oh Beat wlU Be ang oat hh a
The fratt aaUor tvak tha MN aad
waat ever ta the ticket vteoW. Tea
ageat raraast to haaga Che hOI aad
ad:
Tro ratuaed roa a haadrod' ana
kafnre. I teal yea I want do K."
Tho ataad hastar daknl vaat as
Inoo th ealo aad fctfaat aa 9 fc
'Hera," ao aald to to aay, !oa
taho th Ml! aad Bay year ttceat rltB
It aeg rU 1st yon take ft oat af 4ao
price af the fratt."
Ba the enatoajor got hie rid tree.
Th Lessor of Two Kvfta.
Oa the first Banday af their visit
la Caleago tha eaeceeeful ataachaat
eat or ted hat parents to a faafclenable
ehoeeh. Bocae at tha hymaa war fa-
aimar, aad la tholr raadrboa tha rta-
ttlag pabr eaa trie tad heart!; with
tha erodit for retaaa la favor at tho
tauer.
always ha sanit
t dlaoor. net
hh toy of the flood ooaplo leatat forth
ha loyon pralao, and they did aot aee
th glowering looks of nearby wor
shipper or the flushed face of their
devoted son.
Father," observed the merchant
that afternoon, while his mother was
taking her accustomed nap, "in our
chnroho the congregation doe very
Httl tinging; It la left entirely to the
botr."
I know, my boy," aald the old gen-
tloatan, aa ha lovingly placed a hand
oa hi eon's shoulder, "that It waa
very embarraaalng to yon thla morn
ing, but If I hadn't sang aa loudly ns
I did the people would have heard
year Bother." Youth's Companion.
A Pound of Honey.
"Whoa yoa oat a spoonful of honey
yea have very little notion aa to the
at of work and travel necee-
aary to produce It To make one
pound of elovar honey, bee must de
prive IMS eVovar hloaaoma of their
nectar, aad to do thl require 1.TM,-
tnattj ta the bleeeema by tha he.
la attar varda, eaa boa, to aotlact
saga Boater ta saaka aaa poond of
aa, exeat as fraav.Btvo ta Baaar
aad hash Llvtai thaoa. Thaa, when
pat tbtak how tar thaa boo oente-
Sy ta aaiuh of that si aear
aftaaar thaa aot oae or two
atfloa atoat tho hlv yoa will bagla
to aat a aaaall Idea of tho neaxbtr af
af tha aaduatrtoaa little
inst travel ta order that
poa aap hav th pooad of honey that
gta thaa a much troahla.
'M aaa alaa help yoa to naderataad
to
tf aaa pat ah tta way.
Kraar. aaa tha Matthews, aha aakahtt
Tho ooawhato at
at
Bar
the aharant af tho aaaa af pa A oart.
istot asnoBB thoB at th pel
Haa of a aaaa aaa alveo hie Baato to
OVa mMA Oartne twaftm montha
Boar aB tho alaa of hi people. Htt
ooa or m wwubv m mmw
laBasani th rack af the
Riaaa Cooha and Clseha
tt la pretty well oatabUahod that
the eltlaaaa af tha Btaraal City wont
tali with
af anawlag
th ttato atthar ay night ar day. Th
Caaaal F. Sotpao Maaaoa. ta Ud BX C
at aa la Kama a pabaa elepaydra, or
water clack, tho Brat ttaekaoper ta
the hlatory of the city, waiving thr
ordinary aua dial. The prlcea paid
even In the moat luxurious day of
Bocae, for exqulaite cooks were not uj
at those of to-day, the hlgheat aalary
being 100.000 sesterces (5.000). while
aoa acted chef of to-day receive
ld.0M.
Bringing It to a Climax.
"I know what' paaalng la youi
Bind." suddenly aald tha maiden af
the habitually allent cellar (tared at
her. "I know, too, why you are call
sag here eight af .er night, appropriat
ing ay time to yourself and keeping
athr alee, young men away. You
waat bo to marry you, don't your
"lI do!" gasped th young man.
"I thought ao. Very well; 1 will.'
All Wanta Supplied.
Agent Can I aell you a cop)
af Lalaotte'e "Memory 8yatem"T
Baa lev Hot much, young aaaa. I
Beo aead tt ay memory la perfect
sgiat Thea yoa aat want
at ta 'ergot It" Thla
Is tho aaaa atetboC aaod by Botkefel-
lar, rorkxea aad aaaay of our Bated
Ceeee and Effect.
Tha Karl of Baaul (dreamily)
Waal I oot had ar aUlaoa, aad tea
year ahead af aa
ana Bootleg-It Wall, yoa grab
hh haa year all right, all right
Bate af the Spanish Woman.
Broiya atiatord. writing la tha
fbaeaa. aaya feat tha women of tho
aa ataaaaa at Bpala do aat atako
anna) Bay rand haaa aad aaaa aa
Thay do
tMstt aat aa la ah est
Baaae at at haa aa BM. Thai haa
hated ara aery jaitaiis af
aVay grew a B4 wl Wl tbtat
aetata Ma oaoagh
When
aa has ta work on hast at aaaaai
paaB aa Bataa, ft h) aaxt BiatiiMiiB to
ha latataisd wata,
9bbIw4bMB trftafttafJ" Tw4taaBate
aWB''atnteaaaaila aartaa af
laaa.1 1 'jimJtM OilJmHn, Hha Hatxat.
ta
that woaaaB
Boogaa are ai
hvXiah aaVara
a. aaa that B) an
New Goods
Just received a
line of "Spring and Summer Goods"
Fancy lawns
Whiia shirt waist gootla
Seersuckers
Ladies' gauze vests
Lodiea hosiery
Men's fancy dress shirts
" fancy half hose
- M work shirts
"' uuderwear
" belts and suspenders
Also a complete line of Notions,
Groceries, Crockery.
ADmQTRriMn
ni.i
Broad & Catharine Sts. Milford, Pa
Amatite Roofing
T. R. J. Klein & Son, Agents
Iron and Tin Roofing of all Kinds
Metal Shingles and Metal Ceilings
Hardware, Stoves and Ranges
Gutters, Leaders, Plumbing, Gasfitting.
General Jobbers and Repairers.
Bread Street, fiilford Pa
Sii i-itvTtgmtsrai tgtJ
RYDER'S
MARKET
RYDER'S BUILDING
DEALER IN
Meats end Provisions,
Fish and Vegetables,
Canned Goods
Orders Trcmptl y Attended
PAUL RYDER
Harford Street, Milford.
DR. KENNEDY1.!
PAUOniTE
f Remedy
PledMant to Take,
Pawerfal to Care
Aad Welooma
Iu Every Home.
ItlDiiEY, LIVER
& BLOOD CURE
Not a Patent Hedicine.
Over 30 Yea of Success.
Used in Thousands of Romes.
Write to Dr. David Kennedy'!
Song, Rondout, N. Y., for a
FREE sampla bottle. Large
bottle $ 1 .00. All druggist.
nOVEDTOI630G!IESTUUTST
'n
WE ar the oUrat Wxie an J Lkjtior
Hooat in PhiUddpbia. W have
beea obliged to move (rata the
eld ataad truer are have beea fat to many
jreerj tonal bare store caV&'to accoauno-
bare tba Wat
reason vdy r
trade
Itbotad
Old PeBIl IVaalaltT, 75e qnart,
tUi galott it tba be wiiaky U iu
price in lb arorU.
Imperial Caratetlair. $U5 qt,H75
...
aUauOad boat
wttac
Coodt sUppod h el parti of &
Uuilad Sealea.
Thomas Masscy & Co.
isia OtcsUAi s.
PLUtCslpUm. Pa.
New Goods
new and complete
7c to 18c tier yard
12c to 25c.
12c to 11c
10c to 25c
10c to 50c
50c to $1
10c to 50c
50c
25c to 60c
25c to 50c
'Q
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WOOD & SON
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
UILFORD PA
UNDERTAKING
In all branobes
Special attention given to
EMBALMING
No extra charge for attending
f anemia oat of town .
Telephone In Beeidenoa.
LAOT ASSISTOJIT
New ork tteprsBentaUvo
National Caakat Co. 10 Great
JoneaSt. Telephone aotf Spring
STOVE WOOD UStrnUhed at ft.Si
auxm. jsiuu oraert given prompt al
tmtion. MUonf ta , Aov. 6th. 101
ir. jtieaff.
Washington Hotels.
RIGGS HOUSE
The hotel par exoellenoe of the capl.al
.ooated within oae Muck of the Ml ,.
Kr,lMco,?1'u' Tr"--
WILLARD'S HOTEL
A tamooa hotelry, reinarkable fci it
blatoiioalaaaoclatloua and luug tustaiiud
popularity. Keoeutly rrnovateu, retail, iri
aid partially roru,i.i,ocl.
NATIONAL HOTEL.
A landmark amnng the holuls of Wuth
ingtcn, patroulicd la former yrara by
,.rmiUfiu. and hinh vtt ciuln. A I way i
iruue lavont. hucrully rtmwWled aa
reodert.! buller ihan tvir. Jud. lJa H
Vk'"' ,,U"'K Uth'10N.Kea.y
rb buteh. are the priiicipal polltutl
wudt-tvu. ol the caplt.i ,A u uii.t-t.
tneyaioiLetert tKyttiog fiace atrial
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