PLIM-FLAH,
Hew Taks Advantage f a Coctf
Natures' Falesman.
a new film flam fame wa worked
lew days ago on a grocer clerk
who had Just been given employment
In an uptowa drag store. A stranger
who entered the store purchased a
Bvent cake of soap giving a ten
dollar aote Id payment and receiving
a Are-dollar one, four ones and 85
cents In cola In change. Putting the
mall aaonef In bis socket he placed
another dollar note on top of the four
ones and asked for a live-dollar bllL
The dark readily handed over and
the etranger put the note In his pock
... Then taking the 15 Drat given him
and pissing It en top of the Bva 1
Vila, which the clerk had aot yet
taken from the counter, he requested
the r.-turn of his original lit note.
The accommodating clerk compiled
with the request before figuring out
where he stood and the stranger left
the stnre richer by a "liver," 96 cents
In change and a cake of aoap. Phila
delphia Record. '
His Sign Down.
A disheveled man, much the
for llqsor, staggered ont of a Msln
"speak -easy" and laboriously propped
himself against the door. For a while
be owllshly surveyed the passersby.
6uddenjy bla foot slipped and he col
lapsed ia a Imp ea the sidewalk. A
movent latex he w snoring.
A hurrylsal pedestrian paused, re
flectively aurveyed the fallen man for
a few seconds, and then poked his
head la the door.
"Oh. ;Frak!" he called. "Freak,
come out here a minute."
Presently the proprietor of the Joint,
smoking a fat cigar, emerged. He
blinked In the bright sunlight
'Hello, Hud." he said pleasantly.
"What's up 7"
Hud lerked his thumb toward the
lumberer on the sidewalk.
"Yer alga has fallen down," he ex
plained, and briskly resumed hta walk
uptowa. Everybody" Magaxlaa.
(quested net to Sine.
Recently the manager of a fashion
able summer hotel received com
plaints from several of hla beat
patrons that the oooupaat of a cer
tain ram oa tbelr floor kept them
awake sights with Bis Incessant and
night-plerctng snoring- Ihe next day
the manager nought aut rhe objection
able saorer, who happened to be
singer of fbrdaai renown, and ao-
ajatausj him with Ike attaattoa.
"Vat! I saore BtjghtT" exclaimed
tit artist bristling at this aceusa-
tioa. "Do yen taaow who I amf I am
BpIUler.'. the. great German baaaol"
"Well. - then," rejoined tbe hotel
xuaaagsr, "kindly rafrala from sing
lug- n lgli ta ! " Brooklyn Lite.
tonkins Vpmn Oekf aawle.
There Is uader conatructloa la
Colorado Springs. CoL. a seven atory
bank buiidlag, whose foundatloaa are
composed principally of gold ore. Of
course, this ore is of a low grade and
has no shipping value for the mineral
It contalni. but, when mixed with ce
ment it forms a concrete which la
exceptionally strong and durable.
The contractor la charge of the
work oa the Exchange National Bask
Building- obtains this ore from the
mines and the dumps oa Bump Hill,
In the Cripple Creek district, at a
coat of between 1 and 18 a ton. The
total value of the gold la this unique
foundation has been estimated at $2,-
to'it. Harper's Weekly.
His Business Ability.
la the Adlrondacks lives a man too
Way to work, but evidently of great
business ability. One winter, when
he we sitting around smoking, his
neighbors, who could 111 afford to
help him, took up a collection and
bought for the suffering family a bar
rel of flour, a barrel of pork and a
load of wood. They were not eonsid
erate enough .to cut the wood, but the
business man knew how to manage.
He hired some of his neighbors, who
had not contributed, to his donation,
to cut the wood, and paid them with
naif the pork and half the flourl Lip-
plncoit's.
Aiding Nature.
Until last winter, whea a severe
storm carried It away, one of the at
tractions of a certala Virginia resort
was a small natural bridge.
ft appears that the natives were un
willing that so Interesting a feature
of the place should be lost so they
took steps to replace It Tbe sew
conatructloa waa successfully aocom-
ejitahed, and all might have been well
but for a sign which the builder put
bp:
NATURAL BRIDGE.
Erected by John J. Simmon and
Company.
Ttisrwaal aalst
This la a near tans uaed to deaarlb
method of determining the Quality
W ansa! by observing their rata of
aoltaa It I effecaad by aasans of
pair wf pillar ahsxaoaastsra, ae ar
taaged that they threw from a mirror
a aeaa at Kgbt whose curve are re
sort d ea pbotographle plats. Tbe
nstnutaat n srt4Jarl valuable la
etwdy sf laa?meallle eempouads.
The quality sf lean, far Instance, t
lb dstersalaad bf atadrlag the record
el curve. Back meal apparently ha
lis ow akarauerUfjc eesllna esrre.
Causa ef Wa
Casus bam I a tens ajapHed as amy
act or aerias of acsx on the part ef
a unisa to i J another, deemed
usfcieat Is caaa a declaratiaa si
wa. It ia h possible to reduce these
reason to any deaktlt cas
may sf ihe moat sangulaary war at
fclstorr have resulted from the
gliding catissa.
His Only Chance.
The young man leada hi bride I
Ihe altar, but that' aa far a h o
In the leading business.
Conetetancy.
"Oh, t couldn't lor him!"
"Why notr
"lie wear a wig! The very Ideal
Then the dear creature removed
two rata, soxte puffs, a coronet braid,
ponipadour and a switch, and aat
down ta pei aae a novel.
TAKING THOUGHT.
With All Her Precautions Mrs. Mala-
prop Blundered.
The daughters of a certain charm
ing old lady In Washington are fre
quently much upset by the odd so
cial blunders of their parent whose
fallings in this respect are, however,
more than offset by her kindliness of
manner.
Among the callers to the house of
this family was a Mrs. Farrell, who,
after some years of widowhood.
again married, this time becoming the
wife of a Mr. Meggs.
'If you love .us, mother," said one
of the girls, when the newly married
lady's card had been brought In one
afternoon shortly after the comple
tion - of the honeymoon, "don't make
tbe mistake of -calling her Mrs. Far
rell.':. . ; .-
The mother solemnly promised to
commit no faux, pas, and as she went
downstairs was heard to repeat to
herself, "Meggs Meggs Meggs not
Farrell."
At ttje conclusion of the call, the
old lady waa met at the bead of the
stairs by the daughter, who at once
observed an ominous expression of
despondency en the old lady's face.
"Oh, mother," she exclaimed, "sure
ly you didn't "
"No, Clara," replied the mother,
emphatically, "I dldnt I was so care
ful to call her Mrs. Meggs all the
time."
"Well, whaCJ the trouble, thenT
"Oh. dear!" .murmured the kindly
old lady, a she sank into a chair. "It
waa awful of me, I know! When I
greeted her I said, 'I am glad to see
you, Mr. Meggs. How Is Mr. For
rell?'" INTIMIDATED? NO.
Captain Pugg Out! tou (better
left unsaid) Out?
Mr. Umpire Meeker Ye ' out
don't Interrupt me out of step. Take
yer baae. -
Stuck to Plain Food.
Farmer Jose wa on a visit to hi
nephew In London, and the two went
Jo tbe. Cafe Royal for dinner. They
had given their order and wera wait
ing for It to be brought when the
younger man, who had been glancing
at a menu card that lay on the table,
said:
"By the way, uncle, did you ever
have cerebro-splnal meningitis?"
"No," replied Uncle Jonea, after a
few momenta' mental struggle with
the question, "and I don't want any.
I'd rather have fried liver and bacon
any day.'! ,
A FEW OF MY M
PEN CENT. CUSTOMERS.
One nay: ."I'll pay you whea I
straighten np.
He' a hunchback.
Another aay: "I'll see you Batur-
saj ur m mow.
He did, be went to England.
Still another say: ' "I'll see you
this Sunday sure."
He is blind in one eye and cut aee
from the other.
. And still another aya: "I'm ahort
ow."
He certainly la and will always be
short he la only 4 test I inches high.
Why Keeoau Went.
"Have ye hear-rd me daughter
Mona alng lately T" asked Mr. Dugan.
"Both lately and early," said Mr.
Hogan. " Tis the fine insthrumental
music she do make."
"Sure, Blnging ain't Insthrumental
music!" Indignantly replied Mr. Du
gan.
"Keegan told me It was lnathrumen
tal la causing him to move into the
aext street"
Timely Warning.
"John, John, there's burglar In the
house. I hear him downstairs in the
cupboard."
"Where you put that pie?"
"Yes! ... Oh, John, where ar you
going?"
"I'm going dowa to aav bla life "
Bsrlbbonsd Flowers.
Tbe use of ribbon with flower ha
great field and enhance the beau
ty aad value of them. A bunch or
basket with aa appropriate bow artis
tlcally placed makes It worth a much
again. If you are not ainiply selling
merchandise.
But put the ribbon where It be
longs, where the eye suggest the
need of aomething being tied. To
pnt a red necktie on an araucarla I
aa bad taste aa chtffonlng an. aaalea
with a lot of fuaay stuff puffing out
bars and Ours. It does not do the
asalea any good and wastes the rib
bon. You can us some receptacle with
the plant thkt offer an excuse to tie
am a bow of ribbon and you at once
have the aatlafylng effect on the eye.
Curiosity Gratified.
Former Customer (after a long ab
sence) What ha become of the pret
ty blonds that used to feed tad hun
gry at this lunch counter?
Dark-skinned Waiter Girt I'm her.
Whs, yea fai to order, str?
ORV PLY FISHING.
Hint to the Angler How to Entice
Big Flh.
' Dry fly flfhtng Is very little prac
tised In I'll country for the reason
that almost all authorities seemed to
agree that the wet fly method Is the
only one suited to our streams. G.
M. L. La Brancho. in an article In Re
creation, declares that a Ily "doctor
ed" with a very light application of
parafDne Is nearly always to be pre
ferred to a wet fly. If an angler once
get "wise" to the right 'way to'cast
A few of the points he emphasizes are
as follows:
"If the angler wants big flBh and
we all do the dry fly will take them
when nothing else will; but it must
be presented properly to the highly
'educated' trout of streams that are
much fished. My one great difficulty
at the start was a seeming Inability
to check the Impulse to give the fly,
after It had alighted, a few spasmodic
lerks, thinking to ma'ie it look alive.
This action Is fatal. The small fish
will take It,' of course, as they will
also when It is Just floating with the
current but 1 have never taken a good
Ash except when my line was quite
slack and the fly floating naturally
with the current What la known as
the 'drag' also destroys any chance
of a rise, but this Is not always the
fault of the angler. It must be avoid
ed if possible, and the onlr remedy I
can prescribe Is practice. If a cast
should be bungled, don't become
jxisperated and snatch tbe leader and
1y off tbe water in disgust you court
dh'ister when this Is done, for the
t-hr.nces are better than even that you
will hang up good and fast in come tree
e'.lnd you. Permit the fly to drift
downstream until It reaches a point
nearly opposite you, and then retrieve,
and tbe danger of scaring a Osh that
you might get on the next cast Is
minimized.
"The fly should rest on the surface
for but an Instant, then be lightly
whisked off and a false cast or two
made in the air to dry it before drop
ping it again on the water. Each cast
must count! If the point of the rod 1
raised gently at the end of the cast
Just before the fly alights, and this
elevation continued afterward, the
leader will be kept out of water, and
the danger of drowning the fly, L .,
drenching It, will be avoided. Care
muat be taken, however, not to make
this action too quick, or a motion will
be Imparted to the fly which la as
unnatural aa that caused by the
'drag.' "
Tall Montana Folk.
A singular rivalry haa arisen be
tween two Montana town a to which
possesses the tallest family. Libby,
In Flatbead county, professes to have
mora tall people than any town of Its
six on the continent Ten members
of one family have a combined height
of almost sixty feet The father
weigh 215 pounds and is t feet 2 1-2
Inches tall. The mother weighs 225
pound and is 6 feet 5 Inches tall.
The flrst son, 6 feet 2 1-2 Inches tall,
age 21 years; second son, ( feet 4
Inches, age 19 years. The head of
this proud family is Herman Bock
man. Red Lodge calls attention to the
fact that in that city four members
of one family are taller than any four
members of tbe Bookman family. W.
A. Talmage Is ( feet 4 1-2 Inchea tall;
Earl Talmage, age 18 years, ia ( feet
S inchea tall; Elmer Talmage, age
19 year, 1 6 feet 7 1-4 Inchea tall,
and Nathan, the youngest; who Is only
12 years of age, measures 5 feet (
Inches. Then the average height of
the father and three son will unques
tionably compare with that of any oth
er family In the entire country. Hel
ena correspondence St Paul Despatch.
Kipling and the 'Bus Ownsr.
Annoyed by the injury done to one
of his trees by the driver of the local
bus. Mr. Kipling once wrote a vigor
ous letter of complaint to the bus
owner, who Is also landlord of an inn.
Tbe landlord laid the letter before the
select company of the bar parlor, who
advised calm indifference. Also, a
Croesus1 among them offered 10 shill
ings In cash for Ihe autograph letter.
Both advice and cash were accepted.
A second and stronger letter followed;
and this also found a purchaser, this
time at 1, aa befitted Its Increased
violence. Boniface again aaid nothing.
To him next day entered Mr. Kipling,
briskly wrathful. "Why didn't I an
swer your letters, sir? Why, I was
hoping, you'd send md a fresh one
every day. They pay a deal better
than 'bus driving." Boston Times.
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Sumx Jng m
An Office Boy' Suggestion.
The office boy looked at tbe type
writer girl. She wa quit pale.
"Wbat'a th' matter?" he asked.
"I've Just had a bed spell," sbe an
swered. "You ought to go to night school for
that" said the horrid boy.
Not on Their Heads. - -
Blasy Boys don't have switcher oa
their heads, do they, Burtle?
Bertie Nop, not on their heads.
-"How Tlllle'a clothe haag about
her! Why, they don't fit her at all."
"But think how much wont ah
would look If they did!'
HH WAS THE WHOLE SHOW,
Ebony Politician Certainly Controlled
the Colored Vote.
It Is related of certain candidate
for a atate office la the laat Kansas
campaign that he billed himself for
a speech Jn south Kansas town, on a
certain October day, and wrote ahead
io a number of friends there to give
him "tips."
i. One of them told him to see a cer
tain colored man upon his arrival In
the towii.- "If you can get th vote
of this ni'gro," wrote the friend, "you
baa get -the vote of the whole negro
population In this town. Don't fall to
see him and get him to your way of
thinking.- - '' -
: About the .first, thing the candidate
did after registering at tbe hotel was
to look cp this negro. It waa only
a little while after the introduction
that he waa calling the acgro by hi
given name, filling hi pocket with
cigars, passing him compliments and
generally giving him taffy. Th ne
gro took It all and enjoyed the occa
sion Immensely. The candidate spent
several hour In the negro's company,
and after he thought the proper de
gree of warmth bad been obtained,
broached the real object of hla friend
ship: "Say; John, I want the negro
vote of this town." .
"All right" replied John. "I'll vot
fo' you, sab. . I'll vot fo' you. I'm
fo' yoo, sah."
"That'a all right, I'm aura yon wilL
But I want ta. have the whole negro
vote of this town. I want to get It
all."
"Dat's all right," responded the ne
gro. "I don't said I'd vote fo' you.
I'm you' friend. I I certainly cast my
vote fo' you." "
"But say, Jobn, I know 'that" said
th candidate. "See here. I'll be
frank. The fellow told me that you
ar a big man among the colored folk
dowa here, and that If I get your vote,
I'll get the whole negro vote In this
place. Do you catch on ?" '
"Bho" replied John. 8ho I da
You'll git de whole nlggah vote, all
right Dey won't be no trouble 'bout
dat, sah. Yo' see, I'm th only nlg
gah In dls here whole town." Kansas
City ournal. -n ,
HI3,PEASON.
"Vance I awfully polite to-day.
Isn't be? He' given up hi scat
three times, and the girl weren't
even good looking."
"Yes. unusually; but h rod horse
back yesterday."
Disobliging. -Squire'
Daughter Would you mind
throwing your little boy Into the pond?
I want to aee If my dog will rescue
him.
Villager Certainly not.
Squire' Daughter I do wish you
would. You're the second woman 1'vs
asked who has aaid "No."
Toe Realistic.
Mr. Oramercy If you want a nice
hall nur why doat you get one of
those tiger skins with the real head
on It?
Mr. Oayboy I could never use one
of those things In my halL You dont
know how Imaginative my husband
1 every time he come home late.
- A Lrttl Learning.-'
Earnest Female Professor, I hear
you ar a great ornithologist
Professor I am an ornithologist,
madam.
Earnest Female Then could you
kindly tell me the botanical nam for
Affronted.
"I have here," aaid the caller to the
neat young womaa who had opened
the door, "a very desirable little prep
aration warranted to cur tan. I aee
you have been at tbe bore. Two
treatment with this preparation will
make your akin a dazzling white."
"Go on 'way from beah," responded
the glrL "Cain't you-all prognosti
cate a 'spectable yaller girl from dem
gad-about on de boa'dwalk?" Phila
delphia Ledger.
A Jos' Comforter.
"Bill." said the invalid' Mead.
"I've come to cheer you up a bit like.
I've brought yer a few flahrs. Bill. 1
fought If I was too late they'd come
In 'andy for a a re, yer know. Don't
get down-'earted. BllL Lummy, don't
you look gaahly! But there, keep up
yer spirit, old sport; I've come to aee
yer an' cheer yer up a bit Nice little
room you 'ave 'ere. but aa I aei to me
aelf when I wa a -com In' up: 'Wot a
orkard (lalrca to get a coffin dahnl"
PHy She's No
Thar wa an old fashioned woman
who would blush If company caught
her with less tasa st diEersat kinda
of caka and seres different kinds of
preserves In the house. If a guest
liked coffee for supper, h thought It
waa right that she should have It
Her pies were always rich, and ahs
used lot of butter and cream. She
had never heard of the diet curs, and
believed In people eating Just what
they liked. What a pity It I that she
Isn't alive, id" we folk who are tired
ft USE( could to d visit her,
s-
I ; no encore. ' t?EgSg P!1 ZJZTZZLZZZZF
On Verse Waa Quit Sufficient Sh
Coldly Said.
A child-loving man waa on nls way
to Denver to transact some important
business. During the afternoon he
aotlced. In the opposite section o thr
Pullman,- a sweet-faced, tlred-aptear-Ing
Woman, traveling with tnur small
children. Feeling sorry for the moth
er, he soon made friends with the lit
tle ones.
Early the next morning he heard
their eager questions behind the cur
tains of the berths, and the patient
"Yes, dear," of the mother as she
tried to.dresa them, and, looking out
he saw a small whit foot protruding
beyond the opposite curtain. Reach
ing across the aisle, he took hold of
the large toe and began to recite:
"This little pig went to market.
This little pig stayed at home;
This little pig had a piece of roast
beef,
. This little pig had none;
This little pig cried 'wee-wee all the
way home."
"How Is tnst?" Inquired the eager
man.
Then the foot waa suddenly with
drawn and a coid. quiet voice said:
"I should think It waa quit suffi
cient" CONVENIENT,
Madge Did that old flame of yours
send you a pretty valentine this year?
Marjorie Yei. Indeed; -nd he mail
ed It Bo early that I had time to send
it to someone cice.
Profitable Insurant.
By a strange coincidence a much-
married woman lost throe husbands
In sucession through fatal accidents
In the mine. Naturally, her cine ex
cited much Interest, and she had many
sympathetic cailere, to all of whom
she made the same ic;-ly:
"Ah, yes, It's very hnrd; but in the
midst of my sorrow I've always had
somethln' to be thankful for. None
o' my husbands lived long after I'd In
sured 'em, as some poor souls' hus
bands do!"
All But On.
A man who was "wanted" in Rus
sia had been photographed in six dif
ferent positions, and the picture
were duly circulated among the police
departments. The chief of one of
these wrote to headquarters a few
days after the issue of the set of por
traits, reporting as fallows: "I have
received th portrait of the alx mis
creants whose capture ta desired. 1
have arrested five of them, and the
jlxth la under observation and will be
secured shortly."
At Last a Confession.
"That omelet" remarked tbe young
benedict to bis wife as he rose from
breakfast "that omelet I Juat like
my mother used to make."
The wife, who waa the preparer of
the dish, looked delighted.
"Yes," continued the man, "If Just
like mother used to make. Mother
never could cook anything fit to eat!
Th Cheerful Errand Runner.
"It 1 really a pleasure, ma'am, to
observe how readily your little boy
-una your errands!"
"Oh. ha s the boy that Uvea next
loor. I get him to do my errand, be
cause my own boy won't!"
"Ah! What I your boy doing now?"
"There he Is, rushing on an errand
for the lady next door!" Llppincott'.
An Intelligent Statesman.
"What will we do wben th trees
are destroyed?" asked the forestry
experts.
"I suppose," answered the serene
ly solemn stateaman. after some
thought, "that in such an event w
will be obliged to depend for wood
entirely on the lumber yards."
Not Used to the Water.
Lady (glvii.g a little advicel "And
always be careful of your associates.
A boy often becomes like tuoiie he
aasociates with."
Fishmonger's boy "Why, I've bin
with ft h all me life, and can't awi-n
a truke."S-
Giasses and Glasaes.
"I'm troubled a great deal with
headaches in tbe morning," said
Luschman. "Perhap it's my eyes;
do you think I need stronger glasses?"
"No," replied Dr. Wise, meaningly,
"what you need la aot . stronger
lasses, but fewer."
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A PAD'Hirj, " Hew toOtitsvin Jitei.t." with?
J -tut of uuue in th V. & and turcica coutixie?
ent frM. AddrcM, i
C.A.SNOW&CO.!
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Physicians have long been lookinp
'or a hariulpsa heiulaohe enre. It
lias been produced by an eminent
-ibemist of the National l.'npital. It
is ':no-n as Bromo-Pepsin. Bcsilics
cniinL every form of hendnclie
nstantly, Bromo Pepsin Is equally
ind as promptly efficacious in
liroDio and acute indiostion and
tbe riervcug disorders incident there
It is efforesccnt and pleninnl
ro take and may be had of all np tc
'late drnggists at ten cents a bottle.
It comes as a boon to mankind am'
Tomankind. For sale at C. O.
Armstrong. Drnegist.
9r4Kriiii'.';i;rtS)ilalJ
NOTICE.
The Conimijoner!t of Pike County
will hereafter hold KpRiilar Meetings
the first Monday of each mo. U-tween
the hours of 9 a. m. and 4 p. in. ezcepl
Ing lu the mouths when Court may
be io session, and thou ilurln Courl
THKO. II. UAKFH
I'oiiiiu'.'wI 'norh (!lerk
Aiisolutsly Harmless. Cures on he Spat
BROMO-PEPSIN
"Nolo th. Word Prpaln"
PMDJTC n?nCHE, si Ef PirssN
J J li CO inUiGESTION I NtRV&USh
S1ESS
NESS
All Orcji iet. lOo, iSol SOa.
F.'r fi;il, hy ;. O. A!!MT!l, DrugvUt
W.IHTS SUPPLIED! !
If v -ti wtm. 1 1 1 -t , !i;t.u, tit 1 1 beads, letta
h- i.L-.. fttHtt ui 'i,'.-. fii.iw i ,irdst, progra u
Ia; jnsttfr, ? l-iiiv. tli lnor ouvclopi.
tar ; buniu j u;mia or jub priutiug
v iy d-u;rli tiou. dune up iu the best tyl
foi ou Id uu np-to-dAte and artistic uiu
oer callHiid see ut. Priooal'
THR PKKSf PRTNT.
J. C. CHAMBERLAIN
Real Estate Agent.
Homes and Lots and luta without House
Deaior in all kinds of Property.
Notary Public
ALL BUSINESS GIVEN
PROMPT ATTENTION
Office at Residence on
Water Street.
MilfoH, Pa-
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DONE
.arAiujHcn V4Lt c.vrTT. .
TRADE ft.T-rr--. CCSCH.
Marks. Hcowukshts.
Thlrtv-on y .r ft tire practice. Opinion to
Wrtl'y ncf rutcntrihihty. Writ frr look o
n-t"ir'. ii Btrt . -rrrrni'-.. ftQK.l
Time Table
: ERIE RAILROAD.
AT
PORT JERVIS
Eolid Paliinan tralus to Buffalo, Nlsg
ars Kails, Chautauqua Lake, Clerelsad
'Ihlcsafl and Cincinnati.
Tickets on snlo at Port JerTls tn si
mlutsln tbe Wept and Southwest a lower
rates than via any other flrat-elaaa lln. -
In ffit June 81th. 1908.
I'RAINS NOW LlAVB PORT JBRVIS S
l.LOWB.
EASTWARD V
" 48, Daily 4 10 "
" S Daily Kipresa 6 40 "
" 86, Local Except Sunday.. 8 10 "
U Holidays only 6 80
So. 8, Daily Express 6 54 A, H.
'.' 703, Way Sunday Only 7 81 '
" 43, Local except Sun a Hoi 1 86 "
' 80, Local Rxcopt Sunday.. 10 80 "
' 4. Daily Rxpiess.. 1.84P.M.
' 704, Sun.lay Only t 80 "
' 84, Way daily exo't Sund'y 8 80 '
3, D-llly Kxpress 4.60 "
' 86, Way dally exe't Snnd'T 86 "
" TUB.LocM Sunday Only.... 7.1S "
WESTWARD.
Ho 7, Dally Express ... 1 88A.M.
" 41, Dally 885 "
' 17, Dally Milk Train 8 10 A"
' 1. Daily Rxpivss 11 84 " '
' 116, Kof Ho'dnleK'pt Sun.. 18.18r.il.
" 1, ExnvaChicagoliindal ( 88 "
88, Daily Except Sunday.. 6 0S.",
" 6. Limited Dr.ll? Exoress. 10.08
Traios leave Clinmbers street, Mew
York, for Purt Jervls on week days nt
i 80, 7 16, 0.16, 10.80 . M., 1.0U
3 M, 4 80, 6 16, 7.15, tt 16 Ul 46 r. M.
On Sundtyi. 7. W. A. M
18 W. 1.161 80.8.15 P. M.
H. L. SLAVSON. Ticket Agi. rt.Jarvls.
H. W. Hawley,
Dlv'u Pnssgr. Agent.
Chaniber St. Station New York
William B. Kenworthsy M. 0
Pliysician and Snreon. '
Ollon aad resldunoe Brusd Street
if it Court House. ' MILFOltD.
For Sale or Rent
1511 acre farm known as Warnrfarin
twu inilea below Milford, Apply to
John C Wartior Mi:ftrd Pa
The Milford
Livery Stable
HORSES AND
CARRIAGES
to hi'e with
or
without driv
ers. ' HARFORD STREET
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