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RIWtTIM COOC.
A Msv York Fsrmsr Wha Oalne
Grstlud but not Wealth.
Tills story li told on David Brow
tor, a farmer, who baa lived near
Dolphoa for 40 rears. During grass
hopper times many years ago Mr.
Brewster 'nrtunately bad a crib full
of corn, anJ corn got to be worth
more than money In that part of tbs
State. Two new settlers wbo wers
Just about starving went to buy a lit
tle of the grain.
"Mr. Brewster," aald on of the
would-be' buyers, "will yo sell us a
little of that corn?"
"Not a d d ear," waa the reply.
"But we are nearly starved and
here Is the money; Just nam your
price," said one of the men.
"Put up your money. I'm not seis
ing any com." he replied.
"But we will pay you 15 1 10 a
liusheL"
"Didn't I say I wouldn't sell you
any corn? Do you take me for
llarr
The men turned to depart.
"Hay," called Brewster, " drive
around to the end of the crib and pat
In 10 bushels, but not an ear more.
I'm not going to get rich off my neigh
bors'., misfortunes. There are a lot of
people around her who will need
corn,, and It must be divided Into
lots."
And; the crib of corn, which would
have .brought tot owner a small for
tune, was given to his neighbors who
were 'not so fortunate as himself,"
Rochester Herald.
The Familiar Combination.
A Boston young man had married
Chicago - girl, - and they had started
on their wedding tour. Despite or
rerhasa becauss of their studied ef
forts to appear like "old married
folks,' their fellow passengers on the
r M' way-train had no difficulty la
cla .sing them as bride and groom,
and manifested their knowledge by
winks.) sods and grins.
An unfortunate accident to the dining-car,
compelled the conductor to
leave H on the side track at small
stctlon; and. it was several hours bo
foi) the train stopped for refresh
ments at a town where there waa a
rertaurant near the paasenger-statloa.
It was by no means a firsts Use res
taurant, but the travellers had a flrstr
class appetite, and they awarmed Into
It WHh some difficulty the bride
and groom found seats, and presently
a wsitress came to take their order.
"Where's your bill of fare?" asked
the young man.
"We haven't any to-day, sir," she
answered.
"Nor any other day, perhaps?"
"No. sir."
"Wellj what have you that you caa
recommend aa being good to oat?"
"We have som nice pork and
beans."
"Alfred,? whispered th bride,
"everybody seems to know that w
have Just been married, but how do
you suppose this girl has found out
that I am from Chicago and that yaa
are from Boston?"
. The tacrsd Cat.
"Plerpont Morgan lunched with
me at Assouan during his trip up th
Nile." said a Chlcagoan. "Ho ad
vised me to .beware how I bought
curios. They are apt to be bogus, yoa
know.
"He said a fellah sold a New York
girl one morning the mummy of a
sacred cat The girl paid soots Id or
CO piastres for it That's 1 or 111
A piastre's a nickel
"After the fellah had gone th New
Toik girl, pleased with her purchase,
poked a small hole In it A bit of
parcbment-like stuff cam out In
fact, a bit of paper on which could bo
distinguished the printed phrase 'pas
sionate kisses.
"Curious; the girl continued her iav
Tsstlgations to tbo end. This sacred
cat supposedly 6,000 years old, turn
ed out to be stuffed with th pages of
Three Weeks.'"
A Uselesa Implement,
Aunt Ann Arkwiight, the buattta
pouse of Uncle Joshua Arkwright,
proudly showed him a silver imple
ment which, a friend had given her as
a birthday present It was shaped
something like a spatula, but broad
ened considerably toward the handle.
Uncle Joshua Inspected It with aom
curiosity.
. "What is It?" h asked.
"Haven't you any idea?" shs said.
"No, not the least in the world."
"Well," said Aunt Ann, "It's a, pi
IDlle. '
Uncle Joshua plcksd it np, ins peel
d it critically and laid It down as In.
"I haven't any us for It," he said.
"as tar aa I'm concerned. It's too
wide. I couldn't eat pie with It t'hoal
cutting my month. "
Measuring Tenth.
It I not common to find a person
who can correctly estimate th laps
of a single second. But, aa aa Eng.
llsh writsr remarks. In the days of
speeding automobiles, th exact time
when each of (wo colliding vehicles
must hav occupied particular spots
msy b a matter of great importance.
In a recent experiment a car took
early two seconds to stop after
brakes were applied, and in that time
It mored nineteen leet' Bo even frac
tions of a second are Important One
can train ones self to estlmat svss
tenths of a second. Try It with a
watch, and It will be found that It Is
Just possible to count 10 la the lapse
of a slngls second. But ona moat
count very fast to do it
Cruel Womanl
The tramp narrated to fellow wan
derer the story of an Intensely tragic
occurrence. "Yus," he aald, "there
wus a bootlful lawn In front of the
ouse. nicely kept and It looked a real
good chance for gettin' a bit of honest
syuiperihy. So I walks In. geu down
on me 'ands and knees, and starts
thewln' the grass. Out comes as kind-ly-looklug
a lldy as I over seed, and
wanted to know wot I waa doln'.- Told
her I 'adn't 'ad grub fer weeka, and
was obliged to eat grass. 8be looked
tery sytnpertheticly at ma, and then
said: 'My pore man. Come around
behind lis house. Th grass Is long
er there;'"
POLITENESS EXHAUSTED.
Th Scotch Porter Let the Londoner
"Oet His Goat."
A London ' merchant who had a
rather ruddy complexion, after "do
ing'4 Glasgow, had some time to wait
for his train at St. Enoch elation, and
bethought himself of a little Joke.
"What is the nam of this station,
my good fellow?" he asked a porter.
"St Enoch station, sir.",
A few minutes later he met th
same porter and said:
"What do you call this station, por
ter?" "St Enoch's! Da y no a th
nam abune the hotel there?" '
Just then he train cam In and our
English friend got comfortably seated
in a third class smoker along with a
few more passengers.
"These railway officials are about
th worst They can't be civil," re
marked th Londoner.
"That'c a ' confounded He," said a
Scotchman.
"Well," saM the Londoner, "I'll bet
Ave bob I don't get a civil answer
from the first porter I ask a question
of.
"Done!" rdplled the old former.
Looking over he spied the porter,
and beckolng him over, asked in his
most polite tone:
"Would yod kindly tell me the nam
of this station, porter?"
"Gang, away ye bacon faced buf
fer! Pit. yer daft held la!" was th
answer.
fob shame.
"Pa, what makes th glob at th
elevator turn red?"
"Blushing for the elevator service
la th(s building? I suppose." .
, A Particular Customer.
"Ms wants two pounds of butter
exactly Ilk what you sent us last If
It ain't exactly" like that she wont
take It," said the small boy,
Th grocer turned to his numerous
customers and remarked blandly:
"Some people In my business dont
tike particular customers, but I da
It's my delight' to serve them what
they want M will attend to you in a
moment little boy."
"Be sure to get th same kind," said
the boy. "A lot of pa's relations is
visiting at our bouse and ma doeent
want 'em to come- again." .
Cur for Lev.
."I remember once," says Professor
Orange, "hearing two very ordinary
men, a bricklayer and a plumber, dis
cuss love in a smoking car.
"'I hold,' aald the bricklayer, 'that
If you are terribly in love, the way to
cure yourself is to run away.'
"Th plumber' shook his head and
sneered.
" That will eur you,' he said, 'pro
sided you run away -with the girl.' "
Too Risky.
Hardup I'll never go to that res
taurant again. The last time I waa
there a man got my overcoat and
left his, in Its place.
Welloff But the proprietor wasnt
to blame, was he?
Hardup No; but I might meet th
other man! Illustrated Bits. -
Getting Down te Brass Tack.
"I kv you!"
"I heard that before."
"I worship you' madly."
"Loose talk."
"I cannot live 'without your love!"
"Oet some new stuff."
"Will you marry me?" '
"Well, now, there's soma class to
that" '
Little Barbara's Complaint, '-Four-year-old
. Barbara went to
church with her two sisters and cam
home crying.
"What is the matter, dear?" in
quired her mother. '"
"He preached a whole s sermon
bout M Mary and' Marthas," sobbed
Barbara, "and never aald a
-word about me." .
, The Ready Retort
"Which paper do you find has ths
largest summer .circulation?" inquired
the customer in the general store.
"Fly paper, I guess," said th pro
prietor. "Full of catchy matter, eh ?" quelled
th customer.
Partner In Crime.
Doctor (to patient) Your eas Is a
wry aerloua one,' sir, and I think a
consultation had better be held.
Patient (too sick to care, for any
thing) Very self, doctor, hav as
autay accomplices as you ilk.
Th Mind's Power. 1
"Zola." said a psychologist "one
wrote I a lady's album that his fav
orite amusement waa writing and his
favorite wish a audden death. Zola
died suddenly.
"And It la a strange thing." said th
psychologist "that those who prefer
a sudden death usually have their
preference gratified. It is one of those
things which go to show th mind's
mysterious power. Who knows but it
Is this very desire tor death, quick,
painless, undreaded, which actually
cause that happy kind of death? The
mind, you know, ha power that w
bv GUlylW haattn to uadwstaad,
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MAKING A PISHINO ROQ.
Different Kinds of Australian Weeds
Used for Vsrlous Joint.
Queensland woods hav lately com
Into faahlon for th making of fish
ing roda Th South American green
heart was Imported Into Australia
and New Zealand extensively former
ly, but this has been superseded by
the woods of th Queensland forests,
which furnish material for th build
ing of a very effective rod, and there
Is talk Of establishing an export trade.
Th following description of a fish
ing rod made from the Australian
woods Illustrates the point For the
butt black wood was employed. This
Is a dark colored, nicely figured, cloee
grained timber, very hard and heavy.
It Is used chiefly as a substitute for
the walnut and has been turned to
advantage In gun stocksi' Joinery and
cabinet work and -can be carved for
panels.
The middle Joint wad? of spotted
gum, one of the myrtaosae. It Is a
grayish timber; the grains while often
perfectly straight. Is occasionally In
terlocked; a bard, tough, and elastic
wood; l Is much used for the mak
ing of Spokes, Shafts," piles, ax han
dles, rim and many other purposes.
The top Joint was constructed of
a red gum, a straight- fibred tough
wood, which, althouKh heavy, may b
worked freely. This Is another valua
ble and common wood", "being largely
employed la the construction of car
riages, ships, buildings and bridge.
' What May Mappssr-t' Earth. :
The earth and all Hi. Inhabitants
are doomed inevitably to. deetructloaT
according to Professor Perclval Low
ell, who declares that one of four pos
sible fates awaits this" planet and
everything on It ' A tramp star might
strike th earth, ha says, and grind
It and Its people te powder, or rid
full tilt into the sun, when the earth'
living creatures would be scorched ta
dsath. Tidal friction, 'by Its gradual
ly retarding force, may paralyse th
earth's motion so that one aide of
th glob would be eternally baked
by tb sun and th other side forever
trapped. This ' has already happened
to Mercury and Venus.
By tbo loss of all water and air
through depletion or absorption th
arth may become a dry, desiccated
mummy of a planet, wandering life
lessly through space. Mercury, again,
la an example of this, and so Is tn
Cavaon. The most sure death of all.
however, as , depicted by ' Professor
Lowell, 1 the decay and freeslng of
the sun, which is certain to occur
some time. When th last flicker Is
extinct that gigantic ball, "bereft of
all radiance and warmth, and Its
retinue of inert dark tramps, among
them the earth, will drift about await
ing collision with some other plane
tary derelict, . which , would jneen at
one destruction and a new Jjlrtb.
A Deadening Habit, f
A fault-finding, criticising habit' la
fatal to all excellence. Nothing will
strangle growth quicker, than a ten
dency to hunt for flaws, to rejoice la
th unlovely. Ilk a hog, which al
ways baa his nose la the mud and
rarely looks tip. Th direction In
which he looks indicate the life aim,
and people who are al warn looking
for something to criticise, for the
crooked and ugly, who arc always
suspicious, who Invariably look "at the
worst aide of others, arc but giving
the world a picture of themselves.
The disposition to see the worst In
stead of the best grows on one very
rapidly, until it ultimately strangles
all that Is beautiful and crushes out
all that Is good In himself. No matter
how many times your confidence has
been betrayed, do not allow yourself
to sour, do not lose your faith In peo
ple. Th bad are th eicepjjons;
most people arc honest and true' and
mean to do what la right '
A Last Fsrewell.
To be, at the same time rude and
polite ta ad achievement of great dim
culty. -A writer In the Philadelphia
Ledger tells of a French gentleman
who had finished bis holiday ffa Eng
land, and had Just paid a very large
hotel bill. He waa indignant, but his
native courtesy waa unimpaired. ...
"Send s proprletair to me," ' he
aald to the waiter, and presently the
host entered.
- Monsieur was all smile.
"Ah, let me caubrae you I" ha cried.
"But why do you want to embrace
me. sir? I doa't understand."
"Ah, salre. but look at as beell?
"Your bill! Yes, but what of ltf"
"Vot of it? Vy, It. means' sat1 J
a'all nevalrc, aevalra sc you again,
ssdra."
V.'sy of th 'Reformer.
Every new truth which affects Ufa
must pasa through a period in which
it ia hated before it attains tha per
iod In which It Is loved. What people
dread ia change; what they wish Is to
be let alone. They will kill the re
former, if they can, and only those
reformers who refuse to be killed, but
wbo for years together go on savage
ly, patiently, tenderly reiterating the'
same measage, in the end have their
way, and are believed. Rev, Elwood
Worcester's "The Emmanuel Move
ment" in the Century.
. Why Pity the Parmer?
Mr. Mann of Oeuda Springs loaded
a large, tat hog Into his automobile
and took It to market In . Arkansas
City, where he got a good Price for
the porker. It took him ,a mighty
short time to get the hog to town and
get ths cash for It A few minutes'
scrubbing fixed the auto so that it
did not smell like a barnyard, and
the hog probably enjoyed the ride,
What'a the use holding meetings try-log-
to improve conditions of farm
life? Wltchite (Kan.) Eagle, .." '
Jamaican Women Want Ballot.
The latest part of the. world to be
reported as making a commotion in
favor of giving women tha ballot Is
the British West Indies. In Jamaica
the other day the legislature killed
the bill enabling women to vote by
the slenderest of margins. Instead
of being discouraged, the women of
Jamaica declare their willingness to
fight a hundred year or longer for
Dfbta,
CRAFTY OUISEPPI.
Buonsrottl Ussd a Brogue that Fixed
the Judge.
. The witty and learned Magistrate
O'Reilly of New York was discussing
Ms recent warning to American girls
his warning to the effect that a girl
who earned a good, aalary would be
wise to etay single, as half the young
men of the day were not worth mar
rying. "They, ar all plausible and polish
ed, the. bad half of the young men."
said the magistrate with a smile, "but
tricky, very tricky, at bottom. Their
gentle and refined methods succeed
better,' perhaps, than th thug meth
ods of the past. "r" r
"To chow you their tricklnesa:
"One of them on some small , charge
or other, was baled, the other day,
before . a Jersey magistrate named
O'Brien. Tbe prisoner's name was
OluseppT Buonarottl. but he had been
born here, and spoke perfect English.
- " 'Pris'uer . befar.. th' bar, phwat
name?' 'said ' Magistrate O'Brien,
frowning at Buonarottl.
. "'Michael Callahan, sorr,' came the
reply,' quick as a flash.
" 'Hpv ye ever been befar me be
farr :
I "'No, yer honor. 01 never seen but
wan face thot looked lolke yourn, an'
thot wus the photyrfraft of an Irish
.- a V; "
. " 'Discharged! . Calf th' nlxt -case,'
said Magistrate .O'Brien.
.The BtngwwnfiAuthor , ,o t
"When do you expect to finish your
aovel, 'The Violet Vagaries of Vir
ginia?'" the small town literary man
waa asked. ..
"I don't know," b replied, with a
moving sigh. "It depends entirely
upon -when I can finish the resolutions
on (he death bf Brother John Jones
for the Curious Fellows,- the Scarlet
Men, the Knight -of Soxalexic and
the Order of Raccoons, tb thesis on
'The Significance of . the Presence of
Heat Waves at the. Equator" for the
valedictorian of tha class of '09 at the
Female High School, the composition
of 'Dough tnuts' for my wife's little
cousin in the fourth grade, the paper
on 'Belles-Lett res as a Fiejd for To-baco-0
rowers' to be read at tha an
nual meeting ' of the 81 wash County
Burley Planters' Assoclatiqh, and the
iambic poem, 'By the Saffron Hoang
Ho tha Pig-tails Wsit in Darkness,' to
be read before the Woman's Foreign
Missionary Society'. F When 1 have fin
ished with these, T hope "to get to
work; for myself."
- Practice Makes Perfect'
, Ethel's father would not be describ
ed even by those most intimate with
his many good points, as a handsome
man. - The Apollo Belvedere had
nothing to fear from him in a beauty
contest Hla homeliness was the mat
ter of Jesting remarks recently and
tbe little girl took It all In.
"Papa," she asked the next day,
"God made you, didn't he?"
. "Yes, dear," replied her father.
; "And did Ha make me, too?" she
questioned father.
"Certainly," was the reply, as he
turned back to his book.
"Well," commenced Ethel, as she
looked in the mirror, "I guess He
Is doing better work now!"
REAL MEAN.
a
Officer This is ho place 'to sleep.
Tramp I know dat, officer, but you
op won't put a feller on to de good
places.
Th Wisdom of Pa.
Tommy Pa,' what' IB an equinox?
' Pal Why, er it is ahem! For
goodness sake, "Tommy, don't you
know anything about mythology at
all? An equinox was a fabled ani
mal, half horaa half- cow. Ita name
la derived from '' the words, 'equine'
and 'ox. It does seem aa it these
public schools doa't teach children
anything nowadays!
"JUST A LOT OF WATER."
Bey Would Not Advise Taking Trou
ble to aWc Niagara.
' You think that perhaps so much
talking about Niagara baa kind n
dulled thd edge of your appreciation
of it I don'f ballev It The firs:
man that saw ' it -probabiy said :
"What'a to hinder?" and dldnt stare
at It vary long. Nothing to cat there
and It looked- spooky, and, anyhow
standing where It waa so damp would
probably give him rheumatism. It
tell la tha ikadde-bosk how a man in
th arly days' went to see tha place,
but It waa a very cold night and tho'
tavern waa comfortable, so be sent
a boy te see it it was worth while.
Tha boy cam back and said it wasnt
much; Just a lot of water falling, and
It waa colder than all get-out and he
wouldn't advise It Eugeae Wood, in
McClurc's Magasiae.
The Danger of Knocking.
The simplest proposition," said
Senator Bvridg In a recent ad
drees, "must be set out with the ut
mt care in the wording, or mlsun
understanding,' dissent even anger,
may result
"Thus as A train waa moving forth
from a Ciadaaatl station a maa stuck
bis baad tar out of tbe window.
"'Keep your head in there,' a sta
tion attaadant shouted ia warning, 'or
It will be kaocked off!'
"'Knocked off!' shouted the pae
eanger. 'Knocked off, eh? Well, it
oat be knocked off by anybody tbe
tit of you, ' you baady-l4
lll'YFMlMlSu(s Kr,
5 tV'
8UCCES8 AND FAILURE.
It Is net a Question of Good er Bad
Luck.
. If you will be nothing, Just wall
to be somebody.
Poverty Is the want of much
avarice the want of everything.
., Idleness travels very leisurely
and poverty snog overtakes her.
; Mora men fall through Ignorance
of their strength than through know),
edge of their weakness. . .
' You may succeed when others dp
ot believe In you. but never when
yod d not believe in yourself.
' Man Is not merely the archltecv
of his own fortune, but be muBt also
lay the bricks himself.
lie alone la happy who has learn
ed to extract happiness, not from
Ideal -conditions, but from the actual
ones about him.
Man was made for growth. Per,
petuaL-expansion is his normal condi
tion. To have an ambition to grow
larger' and broader every day, to pusj
the hdrison of Ignorance a little rurtn.
er away, lo become a little richer in
knowledge, a little wiser and more
of a man, that Is an ambition worth
while. .
Louisiana Turn's from Cotton to Cane
"In ' noise parts of my State, re
marked Col. J. S. Aubrey, a wealth;
cotton grower of Avoyellea parish
Louisiana, "there is a strong move
ment among the planters to make a
change of riopa. Heretofore In my
locality the principal product has been
cotton.1 but henceforth It will be sugar
cane. Year after year -the farmer
have seen much of their cotton de
atroyed by that villainous pest, the
boll weevil, and they can not afford
to have such heavy losses continue
"It will be Inconvenient and ex
pensive to make the change, but In
the end It will pay. Eventually t
will -also put up local refineries, bu
for. the present all the cane will havt
to be shipped to outside mills. The
prospects now are that the coming
season will mark the biggest produc
tlon of sugar tn the history of ulsl
ana."
He Liked Chicken, But
It was In i. crowded Subway train
The Saturday afternoon matlneeger
fllled the cars, and as a small tida
wave of femininity swept, along, on
waa attired as Solomon never wa
If her costume was striking, howevei
her headgear waa appalling with it
burden of plumes and ribbon. A meeV.
mouse-like man read a paper besldi
her, and as Bhe turned her head frou
side to side l.cr long plumes tickle
his ear and brushed his mouth. H
stood It as long aa ne could, but whet
a sudden toss of her head drew at
exasperating feathery fringe sharp):
across his lips be folded up his pape
In disgust.
"Madam," he said wltherlngly. "I
like chicken, but not tbe feathers!"
New York Press.
''-'- How to Listen to Music.
A ' young maa who persisted In
whispering loudly to the woman whi
accompanied him to a symphony con
cert telling her what the ' musli
meant what aort of passage was com
Ing next caused serious annoyance ti
more than one of his Immediate neigh
bors. Presently he closed his eye
and said to bis companion:
"Did you ever try listening to musli
with your eyes shut? You've no Ides
how lovely it sounds."
A man In front turned about and
said gravely:
. "Young mac, did you ever try list
enlng to music with your mouth shut
It would sound better to you and
others." New York Press.
Cursory.
"Eddie," said the teacher, "can yoi
give a definition of cursory? Thi
word Is generally used in connect lot
with public speaking. For example
we often read that somebody 'made a
few cursory remarks.' Please write
sentence containing the word curs
ory."
After a brief struggle Eddie evolved
this:
"Yesterday my pa helped my ma to
hang pictures, and when tha ladder
fell after pa had climbed to the top
of It he bumped his head against tbe
corner of the dining room table and
then made a few cursory remarks."
Chicago Record-Herald.
Preparing for Business.
Aa enterprising Surrey hotel keep
er has hoisted a large signboard noti
fying that his house and grounds are
ready for aerial voyagers, and that
there is a splendid garage for flying
machines. Flying men are to have
a special clubroom all to themaelves
when they alight Repairs will be
promptly executed to the machines
and the men In charge of them, and a
cupply of gasoline will always be kept
oa hand. London Chronicle.
An Impossible Combinstlon.
They were talking of th strange
sights to be seen in a great city, and
one maa paid bis tribute to New York.
"I don't believe one of you could
think of any combination of circum
stances that hasn't at some time oc
curred on the streets there," he said.
"I reckon I know of one that's nev
sr occurred there," said Hiram Fowl.
"What's that?" asked tha other,
curiously.
"I guess," said Hiram, rlowly, "that
you've never seen, nor ever will ssa,
a brass band going in ona direction
tn' the heft of the folks going the
.ther." m
60 YEARS
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ERIE RAILROAD.
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Solid Pullman trains to Buffalo, Nlag
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Tiokrta on sals at Port Jerrla teal
iKilnta In ths West and Southwest a! lower
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Id effeot June 2Uh, 1908.
Trains Now Liatb Port Jibvis ti
Foixows.
EASTWARD
" 48, Dally 4.10 "
" Daily Kxprees .6.40 "
" 86, Local Except Sunday.. 6.10 "
44 Holldaya only 0 SO
No. 8, Dally Kxprees 6.54 Aa H.
708, Way Sunday Only T 81 "
" ' 48, Local except Sun a Hoi 7 86 "
' 80, Local Except Sunday.. 10 80 "
- 4. Dally Express 1B4S.M.
" 704, Sunday Only I 80
' 84, Way dally exo't Sund'y 8 80
8, Dally Rxpreas 4 66 '
86, Way dally exo't Sund'y 6.85 "
" 70B,Lotl Sunday Only.... T.15 "
WESTWARD.
Ho 7, Ually Express 18 88A.M.
" 41, Dally 8 85
' 17, Dally Milk Train 8.10 A"
' I, Dally Express 11.84 "
" 116, For Ho'dale E'pt Sun . . 18. 15 r. u.
" (, ExpreesChioagollmdal 6 88 "
' 89, Dally Bsoept Sunday.. 6 00 "
" 5, Limited Dally Express. 10.05 "
train leave Chambers street, Mew
York, for Port Jervle on week days at
4.80, 7 15, 16,' 10 80 A. M., 1.00
8 30, 4 80, 6 16, 7 16, 15 18.45 r. M.
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