' " " ' "" ' ' "" " THE MIL-FORD STORE OF STORES Longest Established, Best Equipped FINEST LINE OF WINTER GOODS. Sy.'&'th In wjdLis, Jac'cts, ladis, mns and childrns undrwar. G?ovs, hoshy, tcots and shoes. All the latest styles and best materials for winter wear. A New Department A large assortment of Laces and Trimmings. A complete stock of m ms furnishings. Finely stocked Grocery Depart ment. Cn cVery and glassware direct from England. All of tljc aboVc afe prices .feliat? Will lijake it to yotu? advantage to buy of HIT8HELL BR08L' Boad Stszzt ffiilfocd Pa -The- .. Quick Time Line.. The undersigned have entered into an arrangement to expedite passenger traffic to and from Port Jervis. Prompt service will be rendered and polite attention shown. In con nection they will conduct a general livery busi ness. Proprietors of Wells, Fargo express. Con nections here with Dingmans and points South. Findlay & Wheeler, Mllford. Pa ' PROPRIETORS &tv "RFST np All Finnp 'In r- KILL the COUGH AND CURE THE LUNC3 WITH Trial Boule Free AND ILL THROAT AND MING TROUBLES. GUARANT&ED 8 AllSFAOiO-Ei OS MOUSY MJliUHDZU. HARNESS Of All Klnda and Styles. Blankets, Robes, Whipi, and Horse Outfitting gen erally. CARRIAGE TRIMMINGS Repairing ;-NEATLY DoxE. Examine my stock it will please you. The price too. L. F. IIAFXER. Harford St. Milford Succeed when everything else bus. In nervous prostration And female weaknesses thv mrm tUm - remedy, u thousands have teetir-til i FOR KIDNEY.LIVER AND STOMACH TROUBLE It la th best medirino ever told L over a drup riot's counter, z FEED, MEAL, BRAN. OATS, and HAY When in need of any Hello to No. 5., or come to SAWKILL MILL, MILFORD PA; I Supplying The Table AN EVERY DAY PROBLEM We aolve it by keeping Fine Groceries, Canned Goods, Choice Meats, Fresh Vegetables. FOR AN ELEGANT DINNER II you ippreolite a good market in towln buy ysur nth and clama al iv elact. LlraiMiniar. Imported rtaqujlort Pi.iladf lpl.;a Cream' cheese or any others desired. FRED GUMBLE Harford St. Millord Pa. The East Stroudsburg State Normal School is winning for it self an enviable reputation because of the SUCCESS of its Graduates. The fall term will open Aug. 31, 1908. For catalogue and special infor mation, address E. L KEMP, Principal THE DIMMING OFWCIM Why Her Helpleeeneea Makea Her More Charming to Man. Professor Thomas, of Chicago Uni versity, writing of "The Psychology of Woman's Dress," says: "The proverbially bnllow mind of ".:r v.ry beautiful woman la not dus to the exhaustion of nature's re sources on her exterior, but to the fact that her attention la so bound up with the expression of her own charm that it stops with that. And the bomeiy woman who competes with her has a still more absorbing problem. The foolish and disrespectful customs of courtesy which men practice toward women are also a product of woman's dress, and tend to keep her helpless In mind and body. The helplessness Involved in lacing, high heels, undivid ed skirts, and other Impedimenta of women baa a certain charm In the eyes of man. Their helpfulness showa him off better by giving freer play to his protective and masterful InBtlncts. It Is bis heroic opportunity since the disappearance of large gaipe and In the 'piping times of peace.' To flatter this disposition of man, woman there fore assumes even greater helpless ness than she possesses, and the most romantic periods In history are those characterized by tight laolng and purposive fainting. "The pole of 'half angel and half bird' Is a pretty one. If you can loo'i at it In that way; but It denature" wom;n. makes her a thing Instead o a person, a fact of the environment and an object of man's manipulation trsead of an agent for transforming the world. It leaves society short handed and the struggle for life hard er and ujiller than it would be If wom an operated In It as the substantial and superior creature which nature made her. We have a machine-mad civilization which has introduced class inequalities, hatred, and suffer Ing unknown In savagery or barbar ism. Wo are wealthy but not human ized. Man Is pursuing business on the same pitiless principle that be former ly pursued game. Women have a base of maternal feeling that makes thera more social than man, and if the economic value of the superfluity o' their dre?z and the energy and atten tion they waste in following the fash ions were devoted to humanistic en terprises we should be In a fair way to add the elcmei-ts lacking to make our machine system a civilization. Bit there is no use trying to talk fash Ions down. The change will come gradually, as women become more In tell!gent and Independent and of them selves 'experience the expulsive pow er of a new affection.' " Turtle Tortoise Shell. Most of the tortoise shell of com merce Is obtained from the hawks bill turtle, which Is taken chiefly In the Caribbean Sea. Turtles caught In these waters vary In aize from 1 to 4H feet long, with a maximum weight of 100 pound3, and the average weight of shell obtained from each Js from 6 to 7 pounds. The commercial valut of tortoise shell - depends upon the thickness and size of the plates rather than upon the brilliancy of the colors The price of shell In this market flue tuates from JJ to $8 In gold per pound. As the bes,t prices are ob . talned In England, the largest amount of the shell shipped from these part goes to that country. The San Bla Indians, however, trade a largi amount of shell to coasting schooners which Is partly carried to the States and partly brought to Colon. Splitting the Difference. When jurymen in Stony Gulch disa gree, there Is usually some menibe whose influence, backed by his recog nixed "handlness" with a gun, carrie the day. "Some thought be'd ough to git three thousands' damage, an some thought four thousand," salt Bud Lewis, referring to a recent caie, "but I persuaded 'ess to compermise ' "Indeed!" said the stringer, with a wary eye on Mr. Lewis's gun, which be seemed to be fondling in rather i careless way. "What sort of a com promise?" "1 put It to 'em, "Why not split th difference and call It five hundred? And when I'd brought my reason t bear on 'em." aald Bud, with a loving gaze at bis weapon of defenne, "the all coma round to that compermise in no time." Insulted. Andrew Tboiuas was a great "for gettur." He fcrsot to pay the mone. be owed, ar.d to give people back tli. tiling he burrowed. Moreover, be waa "touchy" on the subject, so tha few of a is (rier.Ja liked to hint tha be had any of their property in hit possession. One d ly one of them tooli his courage In his hand. "Where's teat live dollars you bor rowed of me last month, Andrew?" h; asked. "I dou't want to seem tight but I've Just got to" Andrew replied with dignity. "1'.C you ever see auytbing I didn't return? No, I guess you didn't" Three Religions in China. There are three existing religion in China, Confucianism. Iluddhistu aud Taoism. No ecclesiastical bier arcby is maintained at the public ex puue, nor is there any priesthood f.t tached to the Confucian religion, al though that Is the state relittion. Th bulk of the people are Buddhists, but many, to be on the safe side, practice all three. Sterilized the Baby. An Atcison only child aays she was so carefully raised tbat when she was a baby, an 1 her mother's callers kissed her, the minute the callers left her mother rushed upstalrswlth her aud sterilized her. Atchison Globe. Only Cautious. "Tou ran into this man at 30 miles an hour and knocked him 40 fct," said the Court. "That, or a little better, I suppose," answered the chauffeur. "Why didn't you slow down?" "Mere precaution, your Honor. Once I shut off speed and kit a man so gently that be was abbs to climb Into the DMcblnt and, five cue licking." Mercantile Appraisement 1909 ' Thn undersigned, duly annnlntpd nod qnnlinVd Appraiser of Mercnutile Tuxes of l'll;e County for f he renr mnkp the luli'm iii oiim.lii.-H.tHtl nilil (ii:rHlac-llieill "t venders of iuerchuuie, etu. liETAIL Delaware Township Allvrtnn W. H Phntd Albright A H Kutrr Chnlillon Ltml 8t-ore I hisflitaTry Win SMre Fulmer Philip r Hutel tiarn-frnou H.D More KlnMierA. R Butcher ilcrciHr rntucts llorl Pitney P. U. . r-t-oiv I-AVton Joseph tore VnnAttken li, B Htnre Van KIU3U K. K. a Sons. .Boarding House Dingtnan Township Boilenn Leon Boarding House tiniiiotnt a,. j tiotui Cotterlll Mtirte L ChAtt.lcn Alfred Boardlug House MctJarty Meroer B Store f-cbauno Joseph .Hoarding House Greene Township Corey Victor K Store bilptu Bros uiinor W ti,ml,on m 8. R " UllplaJ H " leg C f' " Lackawaxen Township Alnion Pamuel Hotel CornlnhtW. B Store Cortrlxht Jason " Dellert Kdmund " K.mst, Kd " (ironwoldt Clnus Hotel txIWlS llll'OK Julinson Bros Store llr.lh.trl J. Ci Boardlug House Hiwsiv Fred Butcher .Market Carl Boarding Houve McMohon F. G Store M.-ver J K Hotel Garnifl Max " .mwo Curl . . : Knwiand A. Store HnsvnrriUH'e Will " .-until J. M " nil Akin r!. li v injuer Hubert Hotol Lehman Towcship Ucnsley Alpbeus Store tli-iky Hurry F " IVililer J. P " (iunu Juhu I) ' Nycij M. U Nil's P. M Hotel Olteiiheiiuer Cla-a : " Peters K, F & Uro Coal 5-chluefer Geo P Store Mntamoraa Borough Batch A, W. & .-.Lu.e Store llunknr li J " Knglehart John F Hotel Fetz Peter 8:ore lietjhai-dt Herman iluiel Heller Marliu btore Ke-sler F A ' Luvtuu Cura L. . . v " Len-hl Agnes Hotel Piescot Julm C Store &eh rueder Jos A ' Seymour OH 1 t'rey n ? Cell Michael Butcher Vauguntuu J G Store V Uj(C Jus II MUII W cmnger Geo Butcher Milford BurouKb Angle Wm Oils Aimer JuiinE Store Armstrong CO " Aruistroug 'f debon " Beca FreO A ziowil BeckJobuC " Boyd J hi Butcher Buurulque PS Hotel Cornelius iMtty Aili.iuv, Cuadebaoa A L St Co Hardware urossFra.ik W Store Ueberle Louis J Hardware Frieh Louise J Hotel Guinble F L Butcnor Gregory Dunham Feed tialner 1, V Harness Hui'Mt F J btore Kvte Benjamin .'. " Klein T H J etc Son " Latllmore Chas " Lyumn Pei-cy Hotol Mrlartv Johu Store Mitchell Mary Milliner Mitchell IVU Btore Mercler August Hotel tUeyer .1 A. r-nousxraiJuer Ky.lcr Paul btore Kupp Christian ilutel Kyiuun W S a Son Store Howe Bros -.Millers " Sture Struble W T Miller Tisaot Marie a Son Hutsi Ihoruton Johu H " Wulle bl S Lumber Wallace J C Store Milford Township Ragot Louis F Hotel Palmyra Township Guinble K. A Store Rowland MK .... " Kelchert Klchard Hotel Moser Mrs L Store bhohola Township Full.r Adolph Hotel Gtirduerbt John a sou Store HUton H J " Maxwell V D ' Hohuiau Arthur Motel VoKt John jr ' Wauon LB Store Westfall Township Bevans Floyd Hotel LiOtl.U V 1U Maluuey J F Store POOL TABLES Hmirmqim PS Milford Kuili r Aitclph Shulicila Meu-ier August Mlltotd holiinaii Arthur bhuu-jla D. lhl. l J P Lehnuui Uuuuvau James Mllloia TEN' PIN ALLEY Fuller Aduluh 8liohu'n NOTICK All appeal will be held at the Cuuuty Tri-iisuu r office on Tuesday' Juue 1, l'jutf. bel'.veeu tile Uuura of V a. in. and 4 p m. J. C. CAKLTON, Mei cn ii I lie. A ppraiser. Dated Mllfird. Pa- May I, luui). IT WAS NEW TO THE BISHOP. A Dinner Episode That Orestly Shock ed His Dignity. At an unusually large dinner-party, where the guest of honor was an Eng lish bishop, the butler, an elderly man. was obliged to bring in from a friend's bouse an inexperienced lad to belli him in the dining room. The awkwaid helper annoyed the butler beyond en durance witu questions aa to his da tiex lie continued Interminably until the butler, worn out and nervous, said ironically: "All you will need to do la to stand behind the bishop's chair, and when ever his lordship puts down bis glass you must reach over and wipe bis mouth with a napkin." Tbat silenced bis assistant. But the young man actually took the order seriously, and aa soon aa dinner be gan he atatloned himself behind the bishop, waited till his lordship had drunk and put down hie glaas, and then, as deliberately as his norvous resa would permit, be opend out a Irrre napkin and wiped the dljnl0e4 S'i lUu;aq'i mouth,) WHY WE ALL COMB BACK. Sad Tala of Deceit from tha Blue Grass Country. Old man Wowton, the meanest citi zen In all the Blue Grass country, drove up to"the market place In Lex ington, where an army of negroes stood about or Ley u.-.'.;iug in the early morning sun waiting for soma man to hire them. The old man was so stingy tbat he usually bad great difficulty in engaging negroes to do extra work on bis farm, but this time he struck a bargain with big Dill Saunders and tbe half-dozen powerful but lazy blacks who followed at his heels. All the others were greatly surprised to see this gang ambling out on the big road toward Mr. Wowton's place. Next morning they were mystified to see big Bill and his cronies again In the market place. "Whadja doln' hyuh, Bill?" asked Hannibal Harrison Tyler. "Lookin' fo' wuk." Bill replied, sad ly. "Thought you-all wui wukkln' for Mlstuh Wowton?" "Yaas; we sut'nly wux wuk'n fo' Mlstuh Wowton. He come to me yls tldday mawntn' an' say: 'Come on out an' make hay fo' me. I aln' goin ter pay you-all enny mo' dan one do! luh a day, but I jes' tell you dis ev'y meal you-all sits down ter yo' golnter have fo' kin's o' meat an' fo' kin's o' bread." So we-all tuk our foot in our ban' an' went out ter make bis hay crap." "Well, den, huccome you-all la come back?" Hanibal Inquired. "I gwine tell yuh," William replied with an Injured air. "Ylstldilay mawn ln" we-all wukked in de fiel", cuttln' hay an' rakln' hay an' spreadln' hay, ontwell de dinnuh ho'n done blew at twelve o'clock. Don we goes Inter de kitchen, an' all wo sees on de big ta ble Is a lot o' miz'bl' po'k an' greens an' bread. So I goes np t' de big house an' ax Mlstuh Wowton ter come down, pleare, stih, an' look at dat din nuh. I say, 'Mistuh Wowton, whar dem fo' kin's'o' meat you done prom ised, please, suh?' "Mistuh Wowton he say: 'W'y daiah dey Is fat meat, lean meat, skin an' bone. Daiah yuh fo' kin's o' meat.' "Den I sez ter him, 'Mistuh Wowton, whar dem fo' kin's o' bread you done promised us?' En he say: 'W'y, William, daiah dey Is white bread! co'n bread, crus- an' crumb. Daiah yuh fo' kin's o' bread.' An' da'a why we-all come back hyuh." FOUND OUT. Child (to Ciller at door) Mamma la out Caller Do you think she would let yon coma to a party on Saturday? Child (eagerly) Oh, I'll run np stairs and ask her. Exempt. Tha Teacher And why didn't you coma to school yesterday? Tba Pupil Please, ma'am, me mur ver didn't know school commenced yestidday, and she borrered Mrs. Green's almanle an' It was a last year's one. Tbe Teacher Aud didn't your fath er know tha day that the school opens? The Pupil No, ma'am; ha doesn't know nuffin' 'bout days. The Teacher How Is that? Tba Pupil He works nights. Challenged Them All. "The o'id man is feeling pretty rooi ;ee drys, Isn't he?" ventured tha tindmiil agent. "Wall, I should say so." drawled tha armer's son. "Dad Is feeling power ful pert. Ycou see. the doctor doed bim on Iron all Fpriag." "Ordinary Iron?" "No, I think it must have been scrap iron. Dad has been feeling so pert he says be can lick anything in Sven cj3urvi " The Micsina End. ! An Irifliir. an on board a man of war was ordered to haul in a towline. After pulllrg In forty or fifty fathoms, he muttered to hiuse'.f: "Surely, it's as long as to-day and to-mowow. It's a good eek's work for any five in the ship. liad luck to the leg or thd arm it'il leave tt hist. What, more of it yet? Och, mureer! The say's mighty deep, to be cure!" After con tinuing in a slmllnr strain be sudJenly stopped short, and, nd'IresBlng the of ficer, exclaimed: "Bad manners to me, sir, if I don't think somebcly's . cut oft tbe other end of it! It's miss- i Ing." j I The Principal Lots. Mr. Eirius Barker bad been cheated in a horse trade, according to a writer in the Washington Star, and the ex perience formed bis chief topic of con versation for some time. "Can't you get over talking about tha way you got cheated in that bore e trader suggested a friend, who had heard tha story several times. "No," answered Mr. Barker. 1 don't mind tba man' getting my money so much, but I do hata to think that I st lit, hii mpact," SHALL WE DO BUSINESS MTU YOU? . THE ORANGE COUNTY TRUST CO., Middletown, N. Y with an ample capital and surplus security is paying interest dormant accounts at the rate of four per cent It paid more than $100 000 in 1908. Interest begins when deposit is made, Compounded in January and July. There is no change in the rate caused by the amount of Bnsiness may be done by mail. Write for detailed information. G. SPENCFR COWLEY, FRANK HARDING, Secretary. President. i Amatite P T. R. J. Klein & Son, Agents Iron and Tin Roofing of all Kinds . Metal Shingles and Metal Ceilings Hardware, Stoves and Ranges Gutters, Leaders, Plumbing, Gasfitting. General Jobbers and Repairers. Broad Street, Hilf ord Pa i. RYDER'S MARKET RYDER'S BUILDING DEALER IX Moats end Provisions, Fish and Vegetables, Cauned Goods Orders rranptly Attended PAUL RYDER Harford Street, Milford. DR. KENNEDY'S MONTE Remedy Pleasant to Take, Powerful to Cure, And AVelcome In Every Home. KIDHEY, LIVER & BLOOD CURE Not a Patent Medicine. Over 30 Yeavs of Success. Used in Thousands of ftmes. Write to Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N. for a FREE sample bottle. Large bottle $ 1 .00. All druggists. MOVED TO 1630 WE are the oldest Wine and liquor House in Philadelphia. We have been obliged to move from tha old stand where we have been (or to many m Old Pcnn s ' ' L. :W-' VVHISkV urtt yean must have more room to accommo date our in creating business. Because we have the finest trade in Philadelphia if no reason why we should be higher priced. Old Pcnn Whisky, 75c quart. $2.75 gallon i the finest whisky lor its price u the world. Imperial Cabinet Whiily, $1.25 qL. $4.75 gal duulled from selected grain spring water. Coods shipped to all parts of the United States. Thomas Massey & Co. lsio aiTs'taat sl 1639 Chestnut St. Philadelphia, Pa. Xcrvtuy's Vi'ooden Churches). Some of the woodeu churches of Norway are fully 100 years old and nre still in an excellent state of pres enation. Their timbers have suc cessfully resisted tha frosty and al most arctic winters because the have been repeatedly waled, will. lhe account Roofing WOOD & SON -3 FUNERAL DIRECTORS MILFORD PA UNDERTAKING in all branches Special attention given to EMBALMING No extra charge for attending funerals out of town. Telephone In Residence. LADV ASSISTANT New ork Representative National Casket Co. 60 Great Jones St. Telephone 8S46 Spring- STOVE WOOD FurnithedatfttS a loud. Mail orden tetilum. Miljon) Ja ,Auv.6tA. 1908 J. W. Kiutl. Washington Hotels. RIGGS HOUSE The hotel par excellence of the capital .ocated within one block of tbe While House and dlrootly opposite the Treasury, finest table In the oily. MILLARD'S HOTEL A famous;, hotelry, remarkable for It aistortcal associations and long-sustained popularity. Keoeotly renovated, repainted tnd partially reftuuislwd. NATIONAL HOTEL. A landmark among the hotels of With tngton, patronised In former years by residents and high officials. Alwav a inrue favorite. Keeently remodeled alio endered better than ever. Odd. Ps H H. dep. WALTEK BUHTON, Kes. ilgr These hotels are tbe prlnoipai polltliul -endesvus of the capital at ail times, rhey arothe brat stopping plaoes at real unable rate. o. o. DC WITT Propria Manas'. CHESTNUT ST Unfortunate. "Ah!" aald the candidate, "this la Farmer Whiffietree's place, I believe. And you have Just celebrated your golden wedding, I understand?" "Golden weddln' nuthln'l was tha response. "I've Just bees sued for tan thousand dollars' wuth of breach of promise. You've tot your tvA Ia4i ftlxeU." MMnitOB Hvsii. WmiskY wv '.. ,