THE MILFORD STORE OF STORES r Longest Established, Best Equipped FINEST LINE OF WINTER GOODS. Spvaltii in woattH, jacktj, Iaiis, mns and chfldrru undrwar. Glovs, hosiry, boots and shoes. All the latest styles and best materials for winter wear. Beautiful A New Department A large assortment of Laces stock of m:ns furnishings. Finely stocked Grocery Depart ment CrocVery and glassware All of tfyc aboVe at prices feliafc ill lrjake iii to yotiu advantage to buy of HIT0HELL BR0S. Bcoad Bisexzb SBilfocd Pa -The- ..Quick Time Line.. The undersigned have entered into an arrangement to expedite passenger traffic to and from Port Jervis. Prompt service will be rendered and polite attention shown. In con nection they will conduct a general livery busi ness Proprietors of Wells, Fargo express. Con nections here with Dingmans and points South. Find. ay & Wheeler, Mllfor4. Pa PROPRIETORS KILLtmo COUCH m CURB ths LUNGS Dr. Etlnir WITH Ik"! Discovery . U TMDMT 9 10M TOOOBLEt. aUAAAMTAtti6Allsir.,0.t.wt, OB MOM XT AUUMDSA HARNESS Of All Kind and Style. Blankets, Robes, Whips and Horse Outfitting gen erally. CARRIAGE TRIMMINGS Repairing;-"".. Examine my stock it will please you. Thr price too. L. F. IIAFNER. tlarford St, Milford Blurral I t fur (saute fur. Bevaral eaerets or the fur trad were mM la th Lord Chief Justices cart ( Lauooa at heir. lag a reaarkable claim by a sua WHO was swing a rto which former ly easptoy4 htm. It wt, tesUOad that la Berlla there le aa x tensive Industry which twip ere hutUred e( aa In turning to "sables" the aklae of aaolrreie hraa(ht from Bteerta aad ether parts el the Ruealam Bat. pire. HeTeral squirrel aklne are eat lata shape aad Joined together and, Iter the tklaa bar aadergoae pre. see af dr aad trlfhtaata. ej re rol l aa ;, JVeck-weai? and Trimmings. A complete direct from England. "BEST OF ALL FLOUR. FEED, MEAL, BRAN, OATS, and HAT When in need of anv Hello to No. 5., or come to SAWKILL MILL, MILFORD PA; I Supplying ! The Table AN EVERY DAY PROBLEM We aolT It by keeping Fine Groceries, Canned Goods, Choice Meats, Fresh Vegetables. FOR AN ELEGANT DINNER U r lrcit sm suist in tela buy yew Isa ud llui it at, plus. Linbiirgsr, sasecMReqiisfert. rtulaeals bit Cream chaste er aa etkert Utin4. . FRED GUMBLE Harford St. Miliord Pa. The East Stroudsburg1 State Normal School is winning" for it self an enviable reputation because of the SUCCESS of its Graduates. The fall term will open Aug. 31, 1908. For catalogue and special ir.for mation, address E. L KEMP, Principal TTPEWRITIXa IX THE DARK. Eawy Enough for One Who Ha Learned by the Toarh Method. The typewriter wbo has learned to typewrite by the touch method doea not need to look at the machine In working; It. By this method the 1 IcetTirr tt-r'n? nn practise- on a machine whose keys have no letters on them, simply blank tops, while In front of the learner Is placed a reproduction of the keyboard, with all the letters and characters nrlntcd on a sheet of paper. The beginner learna the keyboard of the machine from the printed keyboard, and when the has once mastered this she la able to keep her eye on the notes or copy she Is transcribing and keep all the time pounding aw&r on the machine without looking at Hie key board at all. The training that she haa received prompts her every time to strike the right key. It Is a very familiar fact that peo ple play on a piano without looking at the keyboard. f 'Hh our eyes on the music In front the fingers In stinctively seek and find the right keys. It is precisely the name In playing a typewriter. On The Ocean Bottom. Hitting Inside a submarine on an ocean bottom you would be no more conscious of the enormous water pressure without than if you were going to sleep In your own bed. You might remain twenty-four hours un der water without coming up, using only the natural air supplied In the boat without feeling the least un comfortable. If you wished, you might remain down four or five days, tapping the air tank as you needed a fresh supply of air. In the mean time you wonld bunk over the tor pedoes and torture yourself by let ting your Imagination run loose to your heart's content, or you ruiriit read by electric lisht or play car 's or dominoes or checkers, the cook serving you with coffee and canned things that can be heated on an electric furnace without causing too much smoke, and Disking the air disagreeable to breathe. newt Talks to Outlth WrrM. Before the year closes Southwest Coast cities will be on apeaklng terms with Needles and other des-rt points, Including Br-archllpht. Nev. The first link In this Immense tele phone system was completed bet ween Manvel and Searchlight Satur day. The main trunk line la now building out from Salt Lake City, eventually to connect with Los An geles, and will be a link with the Needles-Arizona system connecting most of the desert mining towns. That actual construction of the bis trunk line is under way Is news to Coast people, but It has actually been completed between Salt Lake and Wells, Nev., the first message going over the line last Monday. Gangs are now rushing to toropl Uon the line to Ploche. From there It will be a small matter to connect with Searchlight, across the State line, and when this Is done Coast counties will be able to talk with Rait Lake. HE DEFENDS TIPriXG. Maa Who Was Once a Waiter Con. Riders Other's Standpoint. "Somehow I don't approve ther wholesale kicks on the tipping sys tem," said a business man who Is fairly prosperous. "I was a waiter myself once and know how It seems from the other side. "Oh, no, I wasn't a regular pro fessional, merely one of the college brand. Many college men, of course, help themselves through college by working as waiters and bellboys and boatmen and other things at sum mer resorts, and If they are squeam ish about taking tips, why. It Isn't worth while taking such Jobs. "It came hard at first to take tips; gars me a sort of a feeling that I-wss nnrlasslng myself. But It wore off. In fact there was a certain amount of satisfaction, after a while. In get ting a tip that had been earned by giving more careful service than the Job really demanded. I remember now the pleasure It gave me to re ceive a gratuity, and the "thank you' was always meant. "So now when life Ilea In less ard uous places I find pleasure In giving a tip. I do not regard It as an over ctierce or an extortion, merely a Mflo reward that I can well afford o give to one who will appreciate It. "If more rei'Fons woi!ld only look on that slie of the question, t ie pleasure that a grsmlty gives the rerlnt'-nt, 1 am sure there would be le s kicking. Surely there is Joy In kindness, at least I have found It so." IVr.r M.ttrrirl Frr llritKh Army. If tbere be any doubt that physi cal deterioration in the submersed classes Is more serious than It us1 lo be the report of the Army Medi cal Denartmret pins one down bet ween tl-at opinion and the conclu sion that the army is recruited from a lcwer soclnl stratum. "Average British recruits." the report sta'.r3, "are not only the yonneest but in the poorest physical coudttion of those In any civilized arcy. They cannot stand work which did not Injure well fed conscripts of twenty years ol ape; still less can they face exerc':t's which would do harm to rob; et men." They are in fact from v.ant of food and from cigarette habit such miserable specimens of humanity that It takes two years to make men of them. The report confirms what we said the other day, to the effect that a British army Is painfully pro dueed from the army of the British unemployed; as manv as 95 per cent, of accepted recruits are hopeless "out of works." There Is a good deal amiss with the conditions that make these degenerates and the re port (Ives one to think furiously; Ht the larger question raised by It 1 whether any amount of training lelaetlon eaa produce an effl? f&t umr out et iiib n.trtal, lercantile Appraisement 1909 The nmlTslffnerl, duly appoints end o,naiiftol Al'prnltyr of Mercnnttle inic of l''l-r 'ninl v f.tr f he your lino, mnkc. the ' it. ; v - . ;J . ,t 1 'II ami ii.i.r.w.,.';:t -in Ut vcudct ol lueii-bsuUiisi, euj. IxETAIL Delaware TowDfhip AlWton W H Phno .-mrc .Store .!! II I. ,lm',' 'l Fnlnit-r l'liiitp Y Hotel tiiirrcrn H.U Slore Kimii-r ,V R .Huteliet '.li'ri'iiT Krnncls Hocel t'ltli.'V P. O Nun- Lav ton Joseph torc "VaiiAukeu B Hrnre Vhu Ktteu K. K. a Sons .Boarding Houst Dingitiao Township itoilrnu lxon ...Boarding IToune .loill.ilnt K O Hotel iiiterlll Miine L - ,n t,.., if-od Boardlug House McOirly Mercer B torr schauuo Joseph Boarding House Grvcne Township Corey Victor R Store dllpin Bros " inner W ' I .a.. i on .in i R " fillplnJ.il " Sieg U. e' " Lackawaxen Township Ahnon Faniuel Hotel oruluhl W. M hlore CortriKht Joaou Vherl Kdmund r".l Krt 1 '.. " tironwohtt Clans Hotel Gnets Lorciis-. Johnson Bros Store Hollwrt .1 i Boardtna House Hassty Fred Butcher Market Carl Boarding House McMoh.in K. Q tre Merer J. V Hotel (iarui MaX Nevve .arl Kowlninl A. G Store HuH'iicriim-e Will illlt!l J. II Vf,n A If in S. I. Wn.tncr Hubert Hotel Lehman Towcahip B.Mislev Alpheus Store bi n-ley Hurry F " lK-U!,; .I. P " (i'lllll JollU I) .' Xyi-e M. C , Nlllii V. M Hotel Olteiilioini.-r Ola a Puiers E. V & Hro " Coal Schlucfer Geo P Store Mntamoras Borough H;ihh A, W. & St-.re..... .Store D.inker li J ' , Knijli hart John F tel tVtz Peter Bum H.'oliurilt Herman Hotel Heller .Miinin store Ke.sler K A Layl'iu Cora L ' Leu-lit Annea ,.i--Fotel P:e:,eot JuhU O Store ti-hloetler Jos A . . r ( sevuiuur U H ' Pi. v II S I'eli Michael Butcher Vnngonloii J Q store VoKt Jos H Hotel Wuliingor tieo Buleher Milford Borough Angle Wm Oils Aimer John E Store aniintroiiK C O " AriiintroiiK T & Son bii-k Fred A . . . Hotel . . Butcher .... Hotel .Milliner Hntdvvare Store Hardware Hotel ..Butehor Koed . -Hnru.sa Store iieyfc Johu C. . . . Hoyd J h, Bournique P X . . Cornelius lietty CuiUtcback A Life Co.. Utiles Frank W Delierle lotUs J . . h rich ixiub J . . . , Gullible Fli Gregory Dlilltlatu. Hairier LI? Iterlut K.I Kyle Benjamin " Kieiu T h J 6i Son - " Latllmore t'haa " Lyman Percy Hotel Mrl urty John Store Miuliell Mary Milliner Mitchell W G Store Meicler Augu.t Hotel Meyer. I A Photographer Kyiler Paul ... .7. Store hupp Clul.tiail Hotel H j loan W S a Son Store HoweBruii Millers More Struhle WT Miller TUmiI Marie a Sod Howl '1 horulon Johu K " Wolfe E d Lumber Wallace J C Store Milford Township Ragot Louis F Hotel Palmyra Township Guinble K. A Kowlaud MS Keichert Kichard UoserMrsL .Store Hotel .Storti bhohola lowuship Fuller Adolph Hotel Gardner t John a son Store Hilton H J " Maxwell F D '. " Hohwau Arthur Hotel VogtJohnjr " Wauon LB Store Wetttfall Townahip . Bevans Floyd Hotel Loft u Wni . . . . Mitloiicy J F Store POOL TABLES noiirmque PN Mil Ion. r Ulier Alll.lnll fllolmli. Me tier AllJ.lkt Milfoil! Ki ln. urn A rilitir bhoiioi. Iliiaii rJ P Lelllilai Doliovull Jalilivi alUloll 'iEX PIN ALLEY Fuller Adolph Shoko'n NOTICE An nppenl will he held at the Count? Tieasiiux.. olTii-. on Tileielay' June 1. H!U bet .Veen liie hours of 9 a lu. auil 4 p. ill. J. C. CABLTOS, ' Mercaulile A ppraiser. Dated Milford. Pa., May 1, !'.). T.-en He Hurried Up. Ji'e v.ns too modest to be a success r.'.l 'oei ard he had let forty years i a tin liic c:o by without ever coaling u i.n ei".o.:onal poinU. lie was in love with a fair being of :i a1 i'j'e tigo, but he would not tell her o, and though she knew It she could it vcy well give him a hint on the fiii-ur, tlon. P -e was willing, because she had :.i river! at that tlu'e of life when a v.o.j an Is not nearly eo hard to please ns she might have been at some other time; but he was stupid, and went away without a word. He. wag gone a long, long time, and when he came back he found her bUW ready. "I have come back after many years," he said to her, aa he took her hand in greeting. She had learned something In the yearn sinte she had seen bim last. Well, for goodness' sake, Henry," sae exclaimed fervidly, "why don't you take them? I'm thirty -five now. llow many mora years do you want?" Then a great light shone upon him, 'nil ha rllri not Walt fo any mora. EXGM9B mm WAGONS, Oorprons Float With Krass Charaa and Hen Hnr Krtvers. In English towns, a Canadian Tlal tor declares In the "Queen," the for eigner runs out to the pavement Just to see that glorious chariot called a rM!k feat ro by that gay bit of a two-wheeled thing, white and yel low, white and bine, or red white and blue, with the shining brass churn erect at the side, the reins co-nln over the shining brass rail In front, the little square seat in serted at the rear, and the charioteer standing at the back like Ben Hur and driving as much like that hero as In a modern town where even motor cars are not unknown la practicable. Then the English milkman who corres on foot, with a modem yoke on his shoulders, and swinging at eacn sine a brass bound tin pal). In which Is a queer little measuring dipper. Who could wish to have mm delivered In glass bottles, with a paper sealed top, when be can have It measured out at his door Into hlr own Jug In this quaintly curious fashion? What do microbes amount to compared with the Joy of the med laeval! Highest Reslanrant la World. What Is probably the highest res taurant In the world has been opened at the Elsmeer station of the Jung frau railway in Switzerland, says thr "Sphere." It is situated 10.000 feet above sea level, close to the summit of the mountain. The food Is not rooked by means of ordinary fuel, but by electricity yenerated by the Lutschlne water fall, deep down In the valley below The cooking Is done on the principle of the so-called "Paplnlan digester," cs, owing to the rarefaction of the air at that great altitude, water bolls much more quickly, and would evap orate before cooking the food. With an expenditure of thirty kil owatts of electrical energy It is pos sible to prepare a five-course dinner for a party of one hundred persons in a very short time. The guests are accommodated In a large hall hewn out of the solid rock and heated by electricity. The view from the huge windows comprises mountain scen ery which for grandeur has perhaps no equal in the world. Before the Day of Matches. Sixty years ago the use of Pint and steel to produce a fire was not wholly unknown. The late William E. Stone, of Peoria. 111., lived a Beaver, Pa. His father one warm August night was striken with ap oplexy. The fire was out In the kitchen hearth and his mother In her distress, unable to find the tinder box, was obliged to send his brother Marsh two miles and a half to a neighbor. She gave him a handful of tow, which he put In bis pocket. Arousing a neighbor with some diffi culty, she gave him a live coal, which be wrapped in the tow, and putting It back In his pocket, ran home. When he arrived there he swung the tow around his head, thus fanned the coal and produced a Same which lighted a candle. In the meantime relief bad been so long coming that the father was past all surgery. Milder Definition. At Emerson's dinner table one day there was mention of a woman well known as a lion hunter; and, In speaking of her, Mrs. Emerson used the word "snob." Mr. Emerson ob jected, the word was too harsh; he jldn't like that ugly class of words beginning with "En." His wife In quired how he would characterize the lady. "I should say" very tlowly "Bhe la a person havlna zreat svmpathy with success." Debts of Big Cities. The magnitude of New York's pres ent funded Indebtedness stands out strikingly when compared with the debts of the ton next largest Ameri can cities: Per Capita Gross Grosj Funded Funded Cly. Debt Debt New York 1785,985,128 $177.71 Chicago 15,958,000 10.97 Philadelphia ... 71,421,720 47.6) 8L Louie 19,427,178 25.S0 Boston 104,205,708 170.90 Pittsburg 34,884,040 62.29 Baltimore 46,756,283 91. Si Cleveland 30,309.261 CO 61 Buffalo 20.727,862 46.0'j S.in Francisco.. 3,8,5,100 9.66 Cincinnati 47,113,743 124.06 This startling contrast la somewhat qualified if one considers the compara tive wealth of these cities aa repre sented by the assessed valuation ol real and personal property subject to their taxation. In I'j'jS the total as sessed valuation of all taxable prop erly, personal and real. In the city of New York, was (7,158.190,400, aa against Ju.OSC.lSi.Clil for the other ten cities taken together. Cows In the Streets of Munich. About one-half the draught animals in Munich are cons. It Is one of the connecting links with the old life, when all were cows. These Interest ing at i sedate animals have a fonduese for ly.ng In the streets, chewing their cuds when not ctiAged In the hauling btibicess, ahku Is a constant source of annoyance, because It disturbs trat lc. Llectrlc cars are new to Munich, and the inhabitants a. a very proud of them and of .Munich s rise to the posi tion of a great capital of the world, as they delight to call her. Hence in terference with traffic Is the unpar donable sin. It is oae of the city's most interesting sights to see mobs of vociferous men gcttiDg cows off the track. Only then does one understand tue possibilities of the German tongue. It is interesting to observe the horses rIfo. They eat slices of black rye biead for luncheon, and are usually hitched to one side of a single wagon tote when In harness. If there be shafts, they also art lopsided, 'way hack country fashion, even ( tfca t hide be a carrlftf . . . SHALL H E DO Bt'SlXESS H'lTU il? THE ORANGE COUNTY TRUST CO., Middletown, N. Y with im iiini-lc capital and Miipkis security is paying interest dormant - niic vi luur j'er cent. It paid more than 100 000 in 1908. Interest begin when deposit is made, Compounded in January and July. There is no change in the rato caused by the amount of Bnsiness may be done by mail. Write for detailed information. G. SPENCFR COWLEY, FRANK HARDING, Secretary. President. Amatite Roofing T. R. J. Klein A Son, Agents Iron and Tin Roofing of all Kinds Metal Shingles and Metal Ceilings Hardware. Stoves anrl P Gutters. Leaders. General Jobbers iv . - ; broad Street, Hi ford P RYDER'S RYDER'S BUILE lIi G DEALLR IN Meats and rroYjVioj'.s, Fish and YcErl.ihk?. Conned Goods Orders Tniuptly Attended PAUL RYDER Harford Strctt, Milford. DR. KENNEDY'S "PAUORITE j Remedy Pleasant to Take, Powerful to Cure, And Welcomo In livery Home. KIDNEY, LIVER & BLOOD CliilE Not i Patent Kedkine. Over 30 Yea; of Success. Used in Thousands of Homes. Write to Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Y., for a FREE sample bottle. Large bottle $ 1 .00. Alt druggists. MOVED TO 1330 11111111111 WE are Ine oldcsl X'ine and Liquor Houie in Philadelphia. We have Lca ob!i"eJ to move from the old stand w!i;re we have been (or so many years mint have mire room to accommo- I . n date our incrraung have the it US' reason v..iy s er.oL J be higher priced. Old Pern VVItisI'-y, 75c quart. $2.75 c ,..3n is the finest whioky (or its price ii wc:!J. Ou) f I Imperial Ciol.-et Y.'ri' ga!.. di:'sj lro.ii wa:er. Goods th'rr.?d UrUed 5. , ' Thomas Masscy & Co. Formerly 1310 Cbestnul St. Philadelphia, Pa. Wr-y Notr Popular etv!'' !oj;y is always Intor 'Jng, even if It Is sometimes luac--..raio. There Is the rue of the lit t.e girl who, according to a humorHt rebuked her brother when he was try ing to drive a cow out of the fsreer by calling "Scat!" -You shouldn't sy scat," said tha llltl girl "gay cow' the account. avuugvj Plumhino- nacfit-tir,- and ReDairers 1 V--' i WOOD a SON s FUNERAL DOCTORS! MILFORD FA 5 UNDERTAKING in nil brniiclit . Special nttentinn piven to No extra cliargo for attendiug funerals out of town . Telephone lu ltesitleuos. LADY ASSISTANT New urk . heprt'scntuttre i National Caaket I'o. ftu Mn-iU 1 Junui-yt. 'IVlcphoni'SHriHiirlus; '' mi " mi ii ii isiaas I s .for.fi wood rumuiud ui fit, i IikuI. Mail orilnvyii-tn fmmjH u! 'ention. SlifjurO J'a , Am- o(h luce J. II'. A iVae. Washington Hotels. ftlGCS HOUSE I'lie hotel par excellence of the eepltnl ocnuxl williiu ooe block of the YMme rtoiiwanddnvctlj-opptslteHie Traunrj Muest table In Ihecily. MILLARD'S H0TFL A fainnuh; I.ati'lry, r u;ni ml.le ff r It alstorlci.lauocialioiis antl long-suttailied populartir. Hvcvmly rroovuti'd, repainted did partially ru.tuu.sj.cU. NATIONAL HOTEL. A Iiiudmark among the hotels of W ash tngton, patrouised Id foruier years ry .icMot mi and high officials. Alwny a wmiB inrorito. Keceotly rt modi It u una vndcrcd better tlmn ever. opp. Pa K rt.d.p. WALTKK BIHTCN, Kes. igr 1 hete hotels are (he prlnoipal poiHicnl .-udeavua of the capital ai all iin.es I hey arothe best stci plng plaoas at nal onable rates. o. o. O DCWITT Preprlat C!:ESTHUT ST bu.mrs.. Bectie we Philadelphia it no y. J 1.25 qt.. $4.75 sheeted gram spring to all parts of the elates. 1639 Chestnut St. rort'.ar.d, Ort., i c.iliea "Trie Rose City." Her i tsht to the title is born cut by t'.o r. oil ..l it.t rojes that are prown lu tbo aoild, and every home baa its ros.garden. Successful bust, cess men are equally eathuslastlo rosarians, sud exhlulU of the choicest varieties are held each year, not only by the Rose Society and the Koae Festival, but is the lobbiee of offloe iuildiDKi by tbf tenwu, tad la elub t ' r:; f:V'.'V... f- -Il.tv-i J