PIKE COUNTY PRESS PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY. Friday, April 2, 1909 orrii , BROwn'8 BniLDiso broad kt. subscription: Our Ykar One dollar and fifty cents, ix Months Seventy-five cents, STRICTLY IN ADVANCE. Rot-tired at the port office of Mllford, Pike County, Pennsylvania, m seonnd lau matter, November twonty-first, 18y6. Advertising Rates. On Inoh, onelnsertlon - - - - - -. - - St. fin Eaoh subsequent Insertion .7ft Reduced ratea, furnished on applioation, Will ha allowed yearly advertiser. legal Advertising. . Administrator's and kzeoiitor's notloes - - - - S.00 Auditor's notices - - -- 4. no Divorce notloea - - 6.00 Sheriff's aalea, Orphans oourt sales, bounty Treasurer's Balos, County state ment and election proclamation charged by the inch. J. V. Van Kttaa. PrjlUBHKK, EGYPT MILLS Mill Nellie Bnnaell sf Bashkill pent Sunday witb ker f-randparents st Meadow Brook. The people of Pine Ridge M. E. chnroh beld a chicken sapper short time ago and the amount col lected was about twenty dollar. Tbey wish to thank all who bclptd tb make the affair a soccess. Rev. L. Rose has been conducting revival services at Sandhill (or the past week. The meetings elos this week. Edward tfarris, wife and daughter of Bnsuki!) spent Banday with their Annt Mrs. P. Counterman. Alblnas Ladle has gone to Jersey to BDgage iu the dairy basiness. Mrs. Cleveland Howey gaveesur prise party In benor of ber bus band's birthday Saturday evening. Qnesta present were : John Howey ad wife, Herbert Overfleld and wife, Philip Smith and wife, Tiliien Mo ier and wife, Clinton Warner and wife, Marloa Gnnsaules and wife, Jacob Hannas aad wife, Misses Han nah Fish, Jennie Howey, Ltlll Coanterman, Mabel Mosinr, Freda Overfleld, Nora Counterman. Mes srs. Geo. Finuaele, Adam TanWhy, Edw. Howey, Frank Shelly, Her bert Howey, Ernest Howey, Walter Howey, Tenaeth Overfleld and Geo VaaWhy. Dancing was the amuse ment of the evening. At midnight refreshments were served. The guests departed wishing Mr. Huwey many more bappy birthdays. MAST HOPE Franklin, aped 9 years, youngest son of Mrs. Mary Diok died at bin mother's home near Csnfleld Pond Monday night, Maroh 22, of typhoid feer. Franklin bad been coniDlain. ing about a month bat continued to attend school until Tuesday, lth. On Thursday be was taken delirious and lived only until the following Monday nigbt. He will be greatly missed at school by teacher and schoolmates. His mother and three sisters are left to mourn the low ef this dear boy. Rev. Walker of Nsr - rowsburg conducted the fnneral xeroses at the borne. Interment in the Ten Mile River cemetery Mrs. Dick is now very ill, as is also her father in Mew York Citv. The luoky ticket whiob drew the watoh raffle off by Frank Ridding was nam ber 9 and tb watch was won by John Myer of Laakawazen W. J. Stump and wife made a trip to Biagnamton and Hancock last week. . A party of ladies smut Isst Thnrs day at a quilting party given by Mrs. Leonard Bock. Mr. De Oroat visited bia daughter Mr. John Johnson recently, Mia. Maggie Dabron is spending week witb relatives at Atco. Pa. John Farrell and Miss Scott went to Dexter Crossing last Sunday to spend the day witb Miss M. Scott. Mrs. W. D: Bros is con fined to ker bed with grippe and other com plications. PADPACK. Clay Clark wife and daughter of Kentucky are spending a short time with the former s Mother, Mrs. W. H. Clark. Joseph Slooum returned from Dcrantoo the Z7tb. to which place be bad been called on account of the illness of bis mother. The friends of Mrs. L. T. Simons will be pleased to hear she 1 im proving as rapidly as can be expected T. M. Gilpin, wife and daughter, of Haw ley are apending a few days with C. . Williams and family. Mr Nancy Kimble left Paupack, Friday last, for the home of ber deughtsr, Mrs. A. W. Simons, at Hawley. Howard Arter Is visitiug hit brother Harvey and wife. A box social beld in the basement ef the churoh wss , well attended. Proceeds, which ware for the bene Hi of the church, amounted to a little over 118. Advertite in tb Press, AUDITOR'S NOTICE Kstafc of "I In the Orphan's Robkkt AltrtKRSON Court for the deceasod. ) County of Pike. Executor1! Aooount The undersigned, appointed "Andltor to pnfll upon the exeeptlons filed to the alwve stated aooount. to re-state said ao oount, If necessary, and make distribution of the funds In hands of aald eieontor, to and amongst the parties entitled therlro. and make report to next terra of Court." will attend to the duties of his appoint ment on Thursday, the 6th. day of May, A. I). It), at o'clock P M., of aald day, at his office, comer of Ann and Third streets. In the Boronirh of Mllford, Pa., wnen ana wnere all parties interested are required to attend and prove any claim they may have ajtatnst aald estate, or be forever debarred from oomlog In on the saiu iiinu. HY. T. BAKER, Auditor. Mllford. Pa., March 29, 1909. at The tax on tea and coflfe, proposed in the new tariff bill, will likely be removed by Congress and the tax on beer and Federal liquor licenses in creased. In some households this chant, e may prove more burdensome. It is said grey bairs bave been dis covered on the clothing worn by Hen: ry Brink the night J. Cooperma.n was killed near Tri States. Brink drove a grey horse to Port Jervis that night G. J Leeuw died at his home on Seventh street this Borough yester day afternoon of pneumonia. He was bcrn in Holland about 85 years ago Born April 1st. to James P. Dono van and wife a son. Scarlet lever la very prevalent in Greeu township and several schools are olosed. Hon. O. P. Howell oi Port Jervis is quite seriously ill. GREENT0WN R. W. Bartleson will have a pub lie sale April Bth. after which he will move to Nobletown, where he has rented a house of J. . Cross. E. B. Cross has gone to Scranton for a few days. A son of M. Madden who has been very ill of scarlet fever seems to be improving. Charles Barthe of Dreher has moved into S. R Hazelton's housv where he will do a big basiness ruis ing chickens. Kmil Schoennagel has made 100 gals, of maple syrup this year. Jas. Wilson, a son of Edgar Wil son at Promise Land was taken siok Friday morning Maroh 26 with scar let fever and died Sunday morning. He was buried in Greentown Ceme tery. His sister Jennie, who cared fur him up to the moment of hi death, was also taken sick. Roemervllle, Carlton Hill, Junes town and Simonslown schools are all olosed on account ol scarlet fever. OBITUARY Emory Gilpin died March 25 aged 70 years and 10 months. He was born at South Sterling, and has for years been a resident of Laanna. Mr. Gilpin was a man of many good qualities. He was a kind neigh nor, a fund and indulgent husband and a loving father. He is survived by bis wife, three children, Ivlnson, Leon and Naivette and two brothers DrF. M. Gilpin of Newfoundland ana James of ttontu Sterling. ' Syio patby la extended to the bereaved lamily. Funeral services were conducted by Rev. Karschner at Laanna chuich Interment In South Sterling Ceins tery How's This? We offer Ona Hundred Dollar Reward for any ca3 of Catarrh that cannot be oured by, Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Cheney a CO.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, hare known F. J Cheney for the last 16 yean, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transaction and fluanolally able to carry out any obligations made by bla firm. M aiding, Klnnan Marvin. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally. acting dlrejtly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 oents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall's Family Pills for oonstlpa tlon. Bravery and Lbmniim Cowardice Is often ignorance. Are any men brave, mot- ready to take their lives In their hands, to reckon aeaiu as one or the dally encounters, than the deep-sea fishermen t Vet a group of these men, brought to Lon don by one of their missionaries, have been seen too terrified to cross the street The police had to atop the Ira flic to allow them to cross. The quick, juarrelsome, fearless Cockneys who laughed at them how would they feel in a freeilug storm In the North Sea? A spider may terrify the most courageous women and a V. C. shrink from a cat. Every hero has his weak ness, and we may believe every cow ard has a point where bs comes to bay and will figbt the world. A Stead) Worker. A gentleman seeing a colored man of bis acquaintance starting ot. on a fishing excus:on, says a writer in Judge, thought It an excelent time to reprove him for bia laziness. "Rufus, you Old loafer," aald he. "do you thin t' s right to leave your wife at the wash-tub while you pass your time fishing?" "Yaasah. Jedge; It's sll right Man wife don need any watching. She'll sholy wiu lea' as hard as L I was dab." MURE SO 6 The Most Durable , and Sanitary WALL COVERING, ; Easy to apply does not show -." ( 1P Pf brush marks . - . ' .'.- '..- . -. ' "' " ' Sixteen Color ana Whjte4n 6 poan'S package, nMde.t to voovsr 600 square feet of wall. ' ' ' Extra ' : - V - v - IT (FOAMING) ' Household GALLON BOTTLES ' F. J. HERBST, MILF0RD. FACTS ABOUT ANIMALS' BYES. Confirmation of Darwin Theory that Man Is Closely Belated to Primates. For some years past the eminent British ophthalmologist. Dr. Lindsay Johnson, has been Investigating the eyes of animals, and has made some valuable discoveries of great Interest to zoology and our knowledge ot the evolution of various animals. Ons of the most rems kable of these searches is a confirmation of Dar win's theory that man is closely re lated to ths primates. From his In vestlgatlons Dr. Johnson has found that ths ayes t-t all the apes. Includ ing man, are practically Identical. Bach has the tlghly complex system of veins and arteries, and the direct or parall I vision. According to this authority, the dot has two ancestors, one round-eyed and the other oval yed. The first Is the hyena, and the latter the bear through the raccoon All anlmala exposed to chase by ene mies, such as the bare, rabbit and squirrel, can see all around, and all the rodentla squint The -lower sn animal In the scale, the further Is it eye from parallel vision. According to this auth.rlty also, ths corpus nlger, or black body of pigment In the eye of the horse, which has proved such a source of speculation to the naturalist veterinarians; and. soolog Ists, reveals through ths -ophthalmoscope a new means of tracing. the an cestry and relationship of the horse. The eye curtain Is precisely the same as that which is found in all tropical animals, such ss the onegs. camel, antelope, etc., and fulfills one important function the protection of the eye from sunlight One result of Dr. Johnson's researche s according to Prof. Ray Ls'nkester. the Cerebrated zoologist will necessitate a reclaesl fication la one section of.soolagy. Original Names. With ths exception ot a few fami lies in Athens snd Sparta, ths Greeks had no family ' names. . Latin sur names were derived from . Various qualities of mind or body, as Cato. from catus, wise; Crassus, fat; Macer. eau; Calvus, bald, etc. , Originally names were all signified.. This is strikingly the "aae among the. abori gines of America, our American In dians, as Red Jacket Black Dirt, etc It Is possible that his intimates and a few ot his wives called King Solo mon "Sol.' We speak of the sun as "soL" But Solomon In Hebrew means peace. Who ever beard ot Mrs. Abraham, or Mrs. 8arsh Abraham? Sarah means princess. The great pro genitor of ths Jews waa not Mr'.' John' Abraham, or Mr. Saul Abraham. He waa simply Abraham, meaning the father of a multitude. Hs waa origi nally Abram, meanuci tb- father ot height the additional ay 11a 1 being stuck In when lbs promts ' of a numerous and beabtltul paaftetMy was renewed to tilm by God. To Keep Flowers Fresh. The popular person who admiring relatives und friends shower upon her large and small tokens of their regard In the form of Dowers may proht by a few suggestion! aa to bow to treat them so they will laaL With the proper sort of care the eould be kept alive for three or tiur staya and is some cases a week. First, put the flowers la paper boxes in ta evenlng, wrapped In oil paper. They must be sprinkled well, being carefu not to wet the petaia, as delicate rouer and swaet peas become spotted brown when wet If the stems arr wet thor oughly, then the flowers wrapped and put In a box, and kept in a good pi ce they will be fresh In .Be morning Before placing them In the vases, cui off about a quarter of an inch of the stem where it has become hardened and waah thoroughly with warm water In order to remove all traces of slim or scum. Everyday apart. "I would like." said ths gentleman ly agent "to call your attention to a little work which I have here." "Well, let me call your attention to a whole lot of work which I have here," replied the man at desk. Having the ability to enunciate a quick comeback, the gentlamaaly trwt aukt the asxt levator owa. Strong Ammonia . 5M eth ! PENNA. WHEN NIAGARA RUNS DRY. Nature Will Destroy Cataract Three thousand Years. According to sn official of the Geo logical Survey, a comparison of the tags records for s period of 20 years snows that the land surrounding the ursat Lakes Is being gradually tilted from northeast to southwest st such s rate that of two points 100 miles apart the northern rises five Inches with reference to the southern In 100 years. . . At Chicago the lake level riser about one inch In 10 years. Ths official quoted predicts that II this movement continues, in about 3, 000 years all the upper lakes will dls charge Into the Illinois River, the De troit and St Clair Rivera will flow backward, carrying the water of Lake Erie Into Lake Huron, and the Niagara River will rua dry. " Women in Ethnology. The recent. Investigations of Dr. C. O, Bellgmau among ths Veddas ot Ceylon, and -the great Importance of the aid which Doctor Bailsman's wife wss able to lve- blm. lead Mr. A. C Haddon to point out the desirability of women of a scientific turn' of mind interesting themselves In work of this kind. But -tor -the presence of his wife Doctor. Sellgman would hsve been unable to secure many of the fact -which he has accumulate)!. The Veddas, who live In esves. are ex tremely averse to having .white men visit their families; but Mrs. Sellgman was warmly welcomed among them. and amon other things she collected records of the songs of ths women snd girls. . They took the greatest de light In the phonograph, and thsir amazement wss unbounded st hearing their soata and lullabies repeated by the Instrument . Natural . Rotation In Forests. Observations in India Indicate that Just as agricultural land, after many repetitions of the same crops, becomes eihsusted for that particular species so In forest lands, after long periods. ths seedings may fall owlnr . to changes in the Soil, and new varieties amy take theft -place. Forests of blue pine In that country have been ob served to fail, the deodar-tree .-tendia; to taae tne place or pine, id another case forests of pine snd oak have been found, each invading and tending' to take up the ground occupied by the other.. Elsewhere In India spruce and silver fir have been found ad vancing into a falling oak forest and mulberry extending UDon land7 former. ly occupied -'jinlnantly by "shlsham" trees. His Favorite Game-Bird. At a dinner on oay. says a writer ji the Philadelphia - Public Ledger, some mn were dUcusxrog the merits ot different kinds of gmme-Mrds. Ons preferred - canvaaback duck, another. woodcock, and .still aaothei thought s quail the most delicious article of food. The dlscjuloa and the dinner ended at about the earn time. "Now, Frank," said one of the men to the waiter at ills elbow, "what kind ef game do you like best?" "Well. suh. to tell ths truf, almost sny kind of gams suits me, but whst I like tes' Is an American eagle served on a allber dollar." A B rd Census. Under the direction of Prof. 8: A. Forbes ou the University of Illinois a summer bird census of that stats has been t .ken. The method was to enumerate eke birds seen on a strip 150 feet broad and 428 miles long, run ning across ths state from north to -outh. - Ihls strip covers an area of 13 square miles. The count showed 7.740 bird of 80 species On this bails the total summer bird popula tion of Illinois waa calculated at 80, 760.000. of which 6.600.000 are Engliab sparrows. Tbe meadow-lark Is the nexi most numerous. The English sparrows wer found to decrease In number from norti to south. On the contrary the native birds increased. Time's Changes. ' Whea ths "old schoolboys" studied geography they -were familiar with a blank apace oa the map known as so Great America a Dessrt a hopeltss re gion. Now the test tppfst la tor Usl4 Uftl4agUllt. UUd ' TAIL O R 5 -' WHY pay as much for a cady made suit, as for one made, to your measure? . ,0iir prices are not high $1 .00 will buy a mans three piece sni or overcoat rxKe -in :.th Latest, style and fit guaranteed. If you ptiyVtigi . "more you get the raliid -in better material 9nd linings. . ; . - Womens suitsstart at$20. .. &?e our line, of table linen it is .-worth your while.';. V The Jalilets. Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing. TELEPHONF CONNECTION. Broad Street, Near Ann REPORT OR THE CONDITION Of THS First National Bank of Milford in the State of Pennsylvania at the close of business, February 5, 1909. RKSCURCKS Loans and discounts $ 48,369 tit Overdrafts, secured and unse- cured istfan j. b. boum tosecureolrculntlon Ho.MiO u Premiums on U 8. Honda uio u Honda, securities, etc 93 8IU 0U omiKuig- oouBe, iuruiture and natures 1 888 0t Due from approved reserve ' amenta I8.4R3 8J notes oi omer Aauonal Banks. . SHO IK s raciionnl paper currency, nick els aud cents 413 89 uowiui oiuuey neserve in uauk. vis: RmwfA ' Sn nun ui , Legal-tender notes... l,2u uu ( 8.2U5 &n w uemption inna with u o. Treasurer (6 of circulation) 1250 Ou Total.'.... .....198, LIABILITIES Capital stock paid In . , 25, Surplus fund 10 Undivided profit, loss expenses 839 411 ono 0 UUU lr and taxes paid 5, National Bank uoteaoutstnnding S6 ,T24 611 ,lJU tl irJS'M Dividends Unpaid '.. Individual deposits subject to - - ' ohtok . , 125 Demand certificates of deposit. . 1 Certified c'jeoks 7 Kl 57(1 71 ,050 U- 37 2 : Total . . .$193,839 4t State of Pennsylvania, County of Pike, as: I, John C. Warner. Cashier of ths hn-. named bank, do solemnly swear that the auoye statement Is true to the best of uij kuuwiniKn nuu uejier. JOHN C. WARNiK, Cashier Subscribed and sworn to before me thl inn aay oi reoroary luuy. i: C. CHAMBERLAIN, Notary Public .lurreet Attest: . W. A. H MITCHELL, ) P. N BOURN'IQUK, A, D.BROWN. - I Directors. ,. A Sure-Eouogh Knocker . J. A. Harmon, of Lizemore, Wes Vs., says"At last I have fonnd th perfect-, pill that, never disappoint,- me; ana for tbe benefit of other sfQioted with torpid liver and ohronii constipation, tvill say : take Dr Kjng'aNew Life Pills,.", Guaranteed satisfactory, 25c a( C O. Armstrong Druggist. . DOG A TRAIN BEARER. Lifts, His Mistress's Skirt When Stic ..-Walks Over Wet Psvsmsnt. . Clipped and blanketed, dogs, French poodles, pugs and such excite the con tempt of tbe average person who likes dogs of k more vigorous sort These folks slko.have a dislike for the smsll dqg.that is trained to carry packages or what not, f Those who do not like una uBe oi a reaiiy very pne animal should have' seen an ethtbltlon on a New York street ons wet afternoon recently. A' woman was about to cross the street followed by' s small and mean looking pet dog. The pavement waa wet. She called to the dog and the do; trotted obediently up and took the hem of her skirt in his teeth. Then staying just far enough behind to keep all the skirt clear of tbe street the dog followed her across. ' Some other woman going" alon said: "Isn't that cuter' A man whk saw the performance remarked, "Poo beast" ' Disadvantage of 3eauty. "One diBadvantage of being goo looking." aald the woman who admit that she knows she Is handsome, "1 that I never get a chance to beat ni way on tee street cars., , Just beraus . .am good looking the conductor spot me when I enter the car &ud he but-' ties right up to ask for my fare." ' Fllla the Asylums. In an ordinary asylum Co per cenl of the patients owe' their Insanity u alcoholism. Area of City of London. The county of London covers 75 44' acres; but the London police area 1 443.421 acres. Sour Milk Longevity, ti. Metchnlkoff -for longevity ad vises sour milk and an - absence o worry. t Change in Style of sSnmanhlp..-: ' Chicago. To Board of Education has employed i. N. Dow.' of Kast Providence, R. 1. to change the sys tem of penmanship now taught ra4h Chicago schools. .Vertical .and back- head .writing will b aboitsbsd. aad th eU-tMhleutv "slant. ,yU" i9V ... - :'. Destroys San Jose Scale. Will not harm trees. Mixes with water. .Endorsed by fruit growers!., .Is not expensive. jNpw is the time to spray. ? ; ; r SOLD AT ARr.lSTRONG'S PHARMACY Wall Paper This week we received our stock of new wall paper. Over 100 differ ent patterns to m price from 10 to 20c a double roll. Also a lot of remnants to sell for 5c a double roll. Our new stock will please you both in style, quality and price. Look them over before you purchase. We can save you money. W. S. RYMAIM & SON, Milford, Pa. GAS FITTING... Let Cuddeback & Co. BROAD ST., MILFORD, PA. MOVED TO 1630 CHESTNUT ST WE are the oldest Wine and Liquor House m Philadelphia. We have been obliged to move from the old stand where we have been (or so many years must have more room to accommo date our increasing business. Because we have the finest hade in Philadelphia is no reason why we should be higher priced. Old Penn Whisky, 75c quart. $2.75 gallon is the finest whisky (or its price in the world. Imperial Cabinet Whisky. $1.25 qt, $4.75 gal, distilled from selected grain spring water. Coodt shipped to all parts of the United State. III Old Pcw , WHISKY, Thomas Massey & Co. 1310 OtestDnt St. Philadelphia, Pa Chi Proi Leer of Insanity. Dr. rederlci Peterson, of New York City, In an address before the New York Conference .of Charities and Correction, declared "Alcohol is the chief poison factor to tb. produc tion of Insanity. ' Twenty per cen . f all th. lnaane In tbe United State owe thlr condition -to alcoholic poison."- . Dr. McDonald calculate thai on tnssns person . I a approximate loss to th state of MOO par year knc th actual loss to th United Sums h) U.M.0 r year. Spray Oil select from, ranging Ic you are intend in to put in Gas or ara having any a . 'I m a trouoie with your pipes already in, sj us know. SAMTARY PLUMBING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES yKl3KY 1630 Chestnut St. Warding Off a Catastrophe. A fat soman entered a crowded street car and, seizing a strap, stood directly in front of a man seated in the corner. As the car starlsd. she luugcd against hi newspaper and at the aame time trod heavily oa bis toea. As soon as he could extricate himself, he rose and offered ber hi eat. "You are very kind. lr," she she said, panting for breath. "Not st .all, madam," he replied: "it's not kindness, , it's simply Mlf-d fanes."