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MILFOKl), PIKE COUNTY, PA., FIJI DAY, AUGUST 14, 1903.
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THE WASHINGTON LETTER.
Reports received recently from
Bogota, to the effect that the Pana
mn canal treaty will not be ratified
without amendment, are causing
tlie president and the friends of the
Panama cannl no little anxiety.
President Roosevelt, as do most,
persons sincerely in favor of a canal
and fRtniliar with all the conditions,
regard the Panama route as by
odds the most desirable for an inter
oceanic canal and op to this time
it has been belie ved that President
Marroquin would find a way to ef
fect the ratification of the treaty.
It now appears that the representa
tives of the transcontinental tailway
companies have been doing yooman's
work in Bogota and have succeeded
In pursuading the Colombians that
the treaty, as framed and ratified
by the United States, will pro.ve
Inimical to their interests. Of course
the slightest amendment will neces
sitate the reconsideration by the
United States Senate, which-reconsideration
will be atteudod with as
great difficulty as was the ratifica
tion. Senator Morgan of Alabama
declares that he has his guns primed
for another battle and that he can
talk even longer in opposition Jo the
acceptance of the proposed amend
ments than be did in oppositing the
ratification. As will be remembered,
only a special session with nothing
to prevent its lasting all Summer
served to discourage the veteran
Alabamian last spring and be will
be quick to appreciate that with a
presidential campaign in prospect,
congress would be unwilling to pro
long the approaching session for the
sake of a dozen canals. Thesonator
from Alabama also claims to have
secured evea greater support than
he had last spring and in view of
this dubious prospect the president
and the officials of the state depart
ment are much discouraged.
Senator Aldrich and his colleagues
on tha sub-oommittee of the senate
committee of finance are again in
session, this time at "Providence,
and will probable complete the
financial bill which will be reported
to the full committee and to the
senate early next sesssion. Specu
lation is rife as to the provisions of
the measure whloli will be framed
at Providence, but it would have
been difficult to select four members
of the senate who are close mouth
ed and it is doubtful if anything
more than conjecture will bo pub
lished regarding the actual wording
of the measure before congress con
gress convenes. Of oourse, it is
known that in a general way Sou-
ator Aldrich and his follow members
of the committee favor the provis
ions of the former Aldrich bill, but,
ou the other hand, it is known that
they woold meet with considerable
opposition in the house and the
problem which the sub-committee
will have to consider will be the
extent to which the original Aldrich
bill can be modified with a view to
disarming the opposition of the
lower chamber.
General Miles, after a long and
honorable career in the army of the
United States, retired from active
service last Saturday, having reach
ed the age limit, 64 years. In bid
ding farewell to thoarmy.of whioh he
has been the -general commsding"
for eight years. General Miles issued
a patriotic and eloquent valedictory
being distributed as general order
166." Immediately on the retire
munt of General Miles the president
appointed General 8. B. M. Young
to succeed him. This appointment
was the occasion of sincere disap
pointment to many of General Miles'
frionds who had hoped that he
might have the honor of being the
lust "gonoral commanding," that
position going out of existence on
August 15, when the new law pro
viding for a general stall staff goes
into etTiX't. General Young will be
come chief of the staff, a position
until ho retires next January when
he is succeeded by General Chaffee.
The lust general order issued by
General Miles was one prohibiting
thod'ukuig of t lia tails, or mutila
tion iu other manner, of ull army
Lornes. This applies to the horses
owned by officers, notwithstanding
the fact that uniuy ofUoers buy and
py for their
tm ii in. mats, and it is
behoved that a general order to this
eilovt will have, a salutary result in
curt tilling the practice throughout
tho country. In this eonie.ction it
id v.-ivthy of note that IV : i. lent
1. Mj.-.dVelt liHS plVru his Ilea : I ' Ml MC-
tju to a movement loi.kh. to iho
V ' V; !.m-:.l cf a iwu-citiUitut
force to be detailed for duty with
troops employing horses in battle,
the duties of which force will be to
put out of their misery horses so
badly wounded as to bo beyond re.
cuvory, anu the further mission ot
affording prompt relief to those an
imals whoso recovery may bo looko.l
'or if their wounds are properly at
tended to. This subjest will receive
special attention at t lie Geneva con
vention which opens on September
H and it is expected that an equine
relief corps may, as a result become
a part of every army.
One of the must important result?
of the postnffice in vewtigation will
bo tho concerted attempt which will
be made by officials of the adminis
tration to secure congressional
authority to completely reorganize
the auditing service of the govern
ment. At present it is the custom
to appoint an auditor for each de
partment to which ho is assigned.
He is in no sense a subordinate of
the secretary of such department,
however, and at the same time is
removed from the direct supervis
ion of the secretary of the treasury.
flio now plan contemplates the
erection of a building for the audi
tors, immediately opposite the
treasury department, with which it
will be connected by a tunnel by a
tunnel There all auditors will be
given office room and the condition
will be to audit tho accounts from a
purely professional standpoint, un
biased by tho environment of the
department incurring the expenses
At present the auditor in each de
partment has assumed powers out
of all proportion to the original in
tenitou of the makers of the existing
law and to that fact is ascribed some
of the scandalous corruption in the
postal investigation. This new
move has tho approval of all the
secretaries of the treasury and of
president.
Real Estate Transfers
Joseph Carey to John Gebhardt
and wife, 6 acres, part of Adam
Foulke, Greene, $1.
Same to same, 60 acres, Jacob
Arndt, Greene, $1,
Harry W. Buchanan to Maggie H.
Melius, 8 lot9 Milford borough,
High and George street, f 850.
Carleton A. Smith, sheriff, to
Peter A. L. Quick, lands in Lehman,
170 acres with reservations etc, 1908.
Henry Van Horn to Peter A. L.
Quick, lot No. 18, Mutamoras, 11200.
Mary Peifor to Nick Webor, 100
acres, part of Urban Roberts, Lacka-
waxen, 'J00.
John II. MoCarty and others to
Jacob McCaaty, 42 acres, Dingman
township, $1.
Olive MoCarty and others to Jacob
MoCarty and othors, 45 aoros, Ding
man township, 1.
Poldore Quinn to Winfred V.
Palmer, 4 lots, corner Catharine and
Sixth streets, Milford borough 11400.
Unclaimed LeCtora.
List of unclaimed letters remain
ing in the post office at Milford for
the week ending August 15, 1903
Mrs. Daisy (2), Miss M. Rumel,
Miss Mandulino Sylvostor (2), Mrs.
Frances E. Scofleld (2), Miss Nellie
F. Tearney, It. O. Crommelin, Ruv
J. K. Frud.
Persona claiming tho above will
please say "Advertised" and give
date of this list.
- Cuaui.kh Lattimokk, P. M.
One More Low Rate Excursion to
Einghamton and Ross Park
Sunday, August ICth, tho Erie
Railroad Company will run another
ol its popular low rate excursions to
Uinghamtou and lloss Park. A
beautiful city and pieturesquo park.
A delightful rido and charming
scenery all the way. Let evoryone
enjoy it. Special train will leavo
Port Jervis at 7 a. m. Fare round
trip only II ; half fare for children.
Proportionate rutea from other
stations.
Dispatches announce that the Wull
Street atmosphere lias been cleared
up likev. ise some of those who tried
to get rich.
Suicide Prevented
The startling announcement that
a preventive
of suicide had been
discovered will interest many. A
run down system or despondency
! invariably precede suicide and s.uue-
tlmig lias uei-u louiiu lime will pro
vy.Mf tti'tr romi'.lnm wl.leh m;tl'e
j auivn htely. At fie first thought
of self (lest ruction t.iko Klcrtric i me ueaiu penally, it is wise to nave over Msed organs, imzuwaa. Mac if
Hitters It being a great tonic und ' Bncklcii's Arnic a Salve ever handy, ache, Liver complaint and constipa
nervim) will btronutheu the nerves i i.... . .,.,, i. ...i ...ni tlon. lint thanks to Dr. King's
and build up tha svtem. it'-!su! . , ". . ' . " ., i Now Life Pill they put an end to it ! Coughs, CuhU and Throat and Lung
u jrre.U Stomach, 1-iver and Kidney 5"vv,'lit ''""'"y- u"u UurM' torei nil. They are gentle but thorough. Troubles. Guaranteed by all drug
rv.'i.unr. Onlv lno. SutWuctiou . " ui lll''s threaten. Only Try them. Only 33c. Uuarauteed J giU. Price 50c, aud fi.00. Trial
gu -(runted by all UriK'iots,
LOCAL AND PERSONAL NOTES
P. K. Farmim of Port Jorvis was
in town a day tiiis week.
0. B. Staples, Esq., of Slroudsbnrg
was in town Wednesday.
Miss Millicent Crissman of Bergen
Point is visiting relatives In town.
Mrs. II. 8. Mott and family of
Washington, D. C, are guests at
Brooksido Villa.
Mrs. Gus. de Berhlo was operated
ou this week in the Port Jervis
hospital for appendicitis.
Miss Eleanor Quick has removed
her residence to the house of II. B.
Wells on Blackberry alley, near the
dam.
Mrs. Catharine A. Quick, who has
been visiting in New York, returned
to her home, Manor Hall, in Dela
ware this week.
X. P. Huddy, Esq., ar.d wife of
Northport, L. I., are spending a few
days with the hitter's paronts-on
Fourth street.
James II. Wharton and wife of
Ridaewood, N. J., are visiting the
latter's mother, Mrs. Virginia F.
MeCarty on lower Harford street.
Stephen Cuddehack, bookkeeper
with a New York firm, who has
been spending his vacation with his
mother, returned to the city this
week.
Lr J. Williams and son, Harry, of
Scronton and Miss Ruth Loomls of
Meshoppen, Pa., were recent guests
with the family of Mrs. A. M.
Mettler on Ann street.
Miss Patty Biddis and Mrs. Lila
Irwin entertained a number of their
friends last Saturday evening at a
musicale in honor of 'their guest,
Miss Cunningham, of Port Jervis.
P M. Nilis attended the funeral
of his aunt, Mrs. Margaretta R.
Anthony, formerly Montgomery, In
New York Tuesday. She was tho
last surviving sister of his mother.
Ebenezer Warner, accompanied
by his son, John C, and Dr. II. E.
Emerson, was in New York a day
this week to consult a specialist for
a sore which has appeared on his
hand and which gives him some
concern, llie puysician was very
hopeful of effecting a speedy cure.
A Lumber Dealer Failsy
The mony friends of F. W. Eilon
berger, the Monroe county lumber
dealer, will regret to learn that he is
in financial difficulty and has asked
his creditors for an extentsion of
time to meet his obligations. He
has been unfortunate and suffered a
severe loss recently by a fire which
des'troyod his saw mill and a large
quantity of manufactured lumber.
Though his liabilities are largo he
takos a hopeful viow of the situation
and expresses his firm conviction,
that if given timo, ho will be able to
weather his adversities and pay all
his creditors iu full. He is generous
with his friends, an energetio bust
ncss man, and spends large sums
annually giving employment to
many individvals. It is hopod he
will be able to successfully tide over
his troubles.
Collections of School Tax
It Is now miido tho duty of all
collectors of school tax, on or before
the tenth day of each and every
month, nfterhe receives the duplicate,
to deliver to the secretary of the
school board a signed statement show
ing the names of all persons from
whom he has collected tax, to and
including the last day of the preced
ing month, the amount collected from
each and the date and the amount
uncollected upon the duplicate, and
sinill p'ty over on or before the said
tenth day of each mid every month
to the treasurer all taxes so collected,
less his commissions.
Srhool Bonds Awarded
At a meeting of the Directors of
the Independent School District of
Milford held Saturday evening, that
being the time appointed for opening
bids for the bonds, the w hole amount,
f llijtiiHI, was hid for and awarded to
Mis. Sarah C. Wndbronk, formerly
of Dingmans Ferry. Her bid was
for the whole sum at par. There
were no oilier bidders lor me wiiole
amount.
Tn Death Penalty
A little thing t-onietimes results in
death. Thus a mere scratch, insig
nificant cats or puny boils have paid
tho dentil penalty. It is wise to have
tit u!l drui'-'ibts.
ADJOURNED COURT
Not a Large Volume of Business
Transacted, but Some of
Importance
At nn adjourned court bold Wed
nesday, Aug. 12, before President
Judge Erdman and Associates Englo
hart and Brown tha following busi
ness was transacted :
Estate Peter A. L. Quick, deceased.
Petition for inquest in partition.
Same awarded.
Estate Maria L. Peters, deceased.
Petition of children of S. D. Mott for
guardian. Edwin F. rotors appoint
ed. Bond in 1800.
Petition of citi.ons of West-fall for
public road at Rosetown from county
bridge to small bridge by way of
Hickory strove Hotel. Frank Schorr,
Geo. R Quick and J. H. Ryder
appointed viowers.
Martin C. Cortright appointed
collector of taxes in Porter town
ship. Louis II. Wagner vs. II. L. Canne.
Rule on plaintiff to file bill of
particulars within 15 days.
Estate Carl M. Kelly, deceased :
Petition of D. B. Allen, guardian of
Carl F. Kelly, to invest 11200.
Estate Harriot Koch, decease!.
Petition for rule on sheriff to pay
over surplus monies to Annie Cnr
lough, executrix. Rule to show
cause granted.
Court rose.
Tramps in Jail
Two tramps giving the nanes of
William Brayzior and William
Southard were brought here by
Constable Kelly Monday night and
lodged in jail on a commitment from
Henry Dowitt, Esq., of Lackawaxen.
They are charged with breaking
open a car near Glen Eyre and with
taking from a box in it two pairs of
shoos. Tliey no doubt will be steady
guests at, the stone hotel until
October.
In such matters, arising through
the railroad, can be felt the relief
afforded by the payment of part
of the Erie bonus to the oounty, but
if our member had been equal to the
situation when the bill appropriat
ing it passed we might have shared
it with Susquehanua in proportion
to the miles of track In the county
and not in proportion to the assessed
value of real estate.
However, it is a blessing to know
that the coauty is always represent
ed by a good domoorat If he is good
for nothing else.
Fish Basket Licenses
The Department of Fisheries of
this state has sent out a circular
stating that it will reoognize no
liconses for eel baskets in the Dela
ware river nnd that it will be a
violation of navigation laws to ereot
wing walls from shore to shore and
in such manner as to obstruct the
passage of boats up or down a pablio
stream.
Only the partios desoribed In the
license are authorized to operate
an eel basket. If more than one
person is to operate one fish or eol
basket, each must seoure a license
Holders of licenses are advised to
paint their names on the sides of
their basket. Wardons and con
stables will be instructed to destroy
all baskets from which the bottoms
have not boon removed between
sunrise and sunset and to arrest the
owners. A net cannot be substiuted
for a rack and falls.
A Good Entertainment
The Montauk Ladies quartet gave
a tine entertoinmout In lirown s
Hull Monday evening and their
merits deserved far better recog
nition in the way of an audience
than was accorded them. Their
musical attainments are of a high
order and they rendered their solos
and quartets in a most excellent
manner. Probably had publicity
beeu given the affair, the result
would have been fur more gratifying
to the singers. Pusteboard pastors
illegibly lettered are too tiresokie iu
these days to attract attention and a
performance is often gauged by the
public by tho methods its managers
follow to make it known. If it is
not worth advertising it is not
worth paying to see or hear, is tho
usual comment, but in this case it
was unjust to the ladies.
Puis an End to It All
A grievous wail of times corner as
a result of unbearable pain from
1 by all druggists.
INTERESTING NEWS ITEMS
Ed. Hance caught a carp Monday
which weighed 22 pounds.
We are In receipt of an invitation
to attend the great Grangers Picnic
Exhibition at William's Grove
August 24-29.
The sale of the Quinn lots on
Catharine street to Mrs. N. G. Pal
mer was made through J. C, Cham
berlain, real estate agent.
Mrs. William McCowen is adding
a porch to her residence on George
street, which will greatly improve
its convenience and comfort.
Ryman and Wells store Is a very
busy place these doys. Their Due
stock of notions, souvenirs and fancy
goods attricts the ladies in crowds.
Farmers' Institutes will be held In
Pike county this year on" the follow
ing dates, at Milford Dec. 30th, and
at Dlngmans Ferry Dec. 31st, and In
Monroe county at Sha wnee Jan. 1-2,
and at Brodheadsvllle Jan. 4-5 1904.
By the breakiug down of a baloony
on whioh was a large number of
people witnessing a base ball game
at Philadelphia last Saturday eleven
persons were either killed outright
or have since died, and many were
severely injured.
James B. Cnddeback of Port Jer
vis, a former resident of this place,
suffered ft broken leg and other
injuries Monday night from his
horse which was "cast" in its still.
In its efforts to got np the horse fell
upon him and injured him.
A Scran ton court has decided that
the oonviotion of Carrie Nation for
selling hatchets was illegal, and she
proposes now to sne the city for
0,000 damages. She ought to
recover, and perhops the lesson
would teach other municipalities to
let her alone.
Joseph Letwak, a Polander, was
found early Wednosday morning
lying along the Erie tracts at Park
er's Glen with his head orashed.
He was ooDveyed to the Port Jervis
hospital and died soon after. It is
not known in what manner he met
the injury.
It is now made a misdemeanor in
this state to wilfully and maliciously
kill, maim or disfigure any horse,
cattle, clog or other domestic animals
of another person, or to administer
poison or expose poisonous substances.
The act shall not apply to one killing
an animal found in the act of de
stroying any other domestic animal
Howard Greening, it is reported,
was arrested a few days ago at
Lackawaxen for ticket scalping and
wishing to make some arrangement
for bail, as he said, prevailed on the
oonstable to allow him to go inside
a house from whioh he escaped and
ran across the aqueduct to New
York state. He is yet at large and
if the charge is true he would be
wise to take Greeley's advice and go
west and then stay there.
It Is noticed that when the trusts
raise the wages of employees they
usually In consequence increase the
price of their products. A little
study of the several advances, how
ever, usually discloses the fact that
the advance in cost of the product to
the people has been several hundred
per cent above the advance In wages,
At the same time the people are
supposed to believe that the reason
that they have to pay more for the
things they use Is because the labor
ing man has demanded an increase
in wages.
Out In Indiana an association of
stockmen owns a male hog valued
at 118,000. There are some in th
east who value themselves at
much higher figure ana they have
only two legs at that.
Mr. Carnegie's expressed desire
that the toiling masses should have
"more sweetness and more light" Is
looked upon as a direct slap at Mr.
Ilavemeyer and Mr. Rockefeller.
Katy-dids, forerunners of frost,
are singing and in six weeks, If the
old saying is trne, we may expect a
freeze.
End Ol Bitter Fight
"Two physicians had a long and
stubborn tight with an abcess on my
right lung" writes J. F. Hughes of
Dul'ont, Pa. "and gave me np
Everybody thought my time had
omie. As a last resort I tribd Dr.
King's New Discovery for consump
tion. The bent-tit I received was
striking and I whs ou my feet in a
few days. Now I've entirely regain
ed my health." It conquers all
boUitjs free.
DRIVING PARK RACES
Entries Promise Good Sport Tomor
row Guideless Wonder Will
Exhibit
The raoos at the Driving Park
tomorrow will be well worth attorni
ng. Several new and good horses
re entered and one of the attractions
will be King L., the guideless won
der, who will give exhibition trots
between heats. The entries and
lasses are as follows :
2 45 class purse 150
King B., b. g., Milford Syndicate.
Cyclone, b. g., Balmos, Port Jor
vis.
Prince B., b. g., Kotcbam, Mata-
moras.
2.35 class purse 75
Topsy O., s. m., Kyte, Milford.
Dewey, b. g., H. Sterns, Port
Jervis.
Polontus, b. s., Smith, Otisville.
Tricky, b. m., W. B. Lawrence.
3.00 CLASS PURSE 25
Maud, b. m., B. E. Brown.
Kitty B., b. m., Brown, Tristates,
Flora, b. m., Ferguson.
Cyclone, b. g., Balmos.
Gordon U., b. g., Lawrence.
Painting County Bridges
Some Tnember, probably more or
less acquainted with the methods of
county commissioners In the care nnd
painting of bridge, introduced at the
ast session of the legislature and had
passed an act regulating the manner
n- which it sluuld be done. The
Irst seetim authorizes and requires
the com nlssioners to have the county
bridges, which are constructed of
steel or iron, painted, and the bolts of
same drawn as often as may be
necessary, the second section directs
that they shall during the month of
March of e ich year In which it may
be necessary to paint any of the
bridges and tighten the bolts thereof,
cause to be published In two news
papers of the county a list of such
bridges, stating tholr location and
specifying the kind and quantity of
paint to be used, and asking for
sealed bids for furnishing the material
and doing the work upon each
separate bridge, which bids shall be
opened on the first day of the follow
ing May or as soon thereafter as
practicable and the contract for
material and work upon each bridge
shall be given to the lowest and best
bidder.
Bugs Catch Bugs
Set a thief to catch a thief is an
old adage, and now scientists have
amended by saying sot a bug to
catch a bug. It is found that one of
the best ways to exterminate insects
is to una others whioh show t
fondness in using them as a diet
Sparrows were imported to devour
worms but they found other things
more to their liking and have
proven themselves pests. There oan
hardly be the same results with the
lady bug which is credited with
having a fondness for the San Jose
scale and it is said to be very
destructive to that tree pest. All
tbia recalls Dean Swift's poem about
fleas having "other fleas to bite
'em," and perhaps the lady bug
may have some especial enemy.
A Grand Wheat Crop
Kansas has just finished har
vesting the greatest wheat crop
ever raised in any state. Its reoord
in 1901 was phenomenal but that
has been exceeded this year by ten
million bushels. The heavy rains
killed off, for this year, the Hessian
fly and the grain has hardened into
as perfect wheat aa is possible to
secure. A binder will cut twelve
acres a day and it takes throe men
to run it, At this rate it required
45,000 men to harvest the five and a
half, and over, million acres of
wheatin ton days. Only this country
U equal to raising such a crop and
furnishing the men and women, for
they helped, and machinery to
gather it so expeditiously,
A scientist of the department of
agriculture has discovered that eating
peanuts causes drowsiness. Doubt
less a regular diet would Induce coma.
We have always wondered what was
the matter with the peanut politicians
such as George Fred Williams of
Massachusetts, Duve Hill of New
York, Wellington of Maryland, leutz
of Ohio and that class of statesmen
who sink into oblivion at stated
intervals. This accounts for it.
To Curs a Cold in On Day
Take Laxative Bronio Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
if it fails to cure. K. W. Grove'a
e'uature U on each box. 25u.
HE RAMBLER'S PICKINGS
What is more changeable than the
weather?
Big time at the Driving Park
tomorrow aftornoon. Even a guide
loss wonder will be on exhibition.
Some of the boys are so struck on
ball playing they think of nothing
else.
Well I the Mott street bridge is
oomplotod at last and when the
rustlo wing walls are finished, it
looks as if the work might stand for
some time.
Which Is most pleasant? a touch
f pleurisy or lumbago?
The weather man must have hae
grudge against the ladios of the
Presbyterian as well as the Episoo
pnl chnroh. I'j rained on both nights
of their fairs. The Catholics fared
no better. Now we will see what
kind of weather our Methodist
friends have for their fair.
Our sidewalks are hardly wide
enough now at times. When yon
meet four or five persons walking
breast and they refuse to break
their rank, yon either have to be
rude or step into the gutter.
Brother Warren of Sandyston
delights in flinging slurs at us over
hero. The idea of a Milfordite
driving through Sandyston at a 2.15
clip. Groat Scott I there is'nt a
horse over here can do that.
Next week if the weather is fav
orable all roads will lead to Port
Jervis where that wide awake vil
lage will hold its annual street fair.
The management as usual has pro-
vided attractions to pleaso the young
as well as the old.
Whore does the Pike oounty fair
come in?
Chas. B. Staples, Esq., and Fred
Eilenberger were in town Wednes
day.
Any one wishing to see apple blos
soms in August can do so in J. E.
Boyd's yard on Broad street.
Fashion Notes
Overalls will be made of the same
materials as last year, with, perhaps .
an additional patch on the knee.
Pantaloons will be worn as usual.
This seems to be a very popular
article of apparel with the male sex.
Dresses will be worn short by
members of the ballet.
Tulle-de-lame is a novel fabric, and
is made In all colors. As it is trans
parent, it Is customary to wear silk
or something under it, although it is
said to be very effective without.
Street dresses will still be trimmed
with all sorts of monkey business.
Some bathing suits are made this
year or material that will wash.
However, many still believe that
water will wash better.
Stockings will be worn as usual;
also shoes.
Large heads are considered stylish
for morning wear among clubmen.
It is not considered proper to eat
lemonade with a fork.
Necks will be worn bare. Tho
material thus saved will be added to
the train.
Why Counterfeited
Did yon ever see a counterfeit ten
dollar bill?
Yes.
Why was it counterfeited?
Because it was worth counter
feiting. Was the ten dollar bill to blame?
No.
Did yon ever see a scrap of brown
paper counterfeited?
No.
Why not?
Because is not worth counter
feiting.
Did you ever see a counterfeit
Christian?
Yes, lets of them.
Why was he counterfeited?
Bccuuse he was worth counter
feiting. Was he to blame for being coun
terfeited? No. Bethany Tidings.
Only a Mask
Many are not being benefitted by
the Bummer vacation as they should
be. Now, notwithstanding much
outdoor life, they are little if any
stronger thun they were. The tau
on their faces is darker and makes
them look heulihier, but it is only a
mask. Tliey are still nervous, easily
tired, upset by trifles, and they do
not eat nor sleep well. What they
need is what tones the nerves, per
fects digestion, creates appetite, and
makes sleep refreshing, and that la
Hood's Sarsaparilla. Pupils and
teachers generally will find the chief
purpose of the vacation best sub
served by this groat medicine which,
as we know, "builds up the wUoid
system."