Pike County press. (Milford, Pa.) 1895-1925, June 14, 1901, Image 3

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    Boarding Mouse
Keepers !
You want something cheap. We can help yon out.
"Wc can furnish your house complete. If you buy your
whole outfit of us we can afford to give you si lig dis
count. "NVe keep carpets, crockery and furniture. If
you want cither tine goods or cheap goods our ju ices are
always lower than anv one else. For instance, we can
sell von ;i
Wash Stand, Wash
Bowl & Pitcher,
Towel Rack,
& Soap Dion,
You can't buy anything like that anywhere else,
can you? We don't take it out in talking; we have
got the goods. Bedsteads, bureaus and matting in the
name proportion. You know where to come to got a
bargain.
N. Y. FURNITURE CO.,
92 Pike St., .-. Portjervis.
We sell the crackerjaek
Plow
Shoes
Buckle and Congress, prices from
$I.OO
UP
Try
a pair and you
will
say is
I KANE,?
PEOPLE'S NATIONAL
!P ub 1 18 h od
Momliiy, W'ml
nmulny nml Krl
divy, Is in mill Mr
a (lm frenli. ev
NEW YORK
ery - other dtvy
TRI-WEEKLY;
r u a 1 1 y, givinu
the luU'fit newt
od fliiya of Jamie,
and cim-rlng
now of the oth
er three. It con
tains all tmpor-
TRIBUNE
runt roreipn ca
ble news which
appears In THE DAILY TKIUUXK of
annie date, also Uomcgtio and Fnrolirn
Correspondence, Short Stories, Klegnnt
Half-tone Illustrations, Humorous Items.
Industrial Inforniatlou, KiwhloiiNotes, Ag
rlculturnl MiilU'r and Comprehensive
and reliablo Financial and Market report!
Regular mbscrlptlon price, II .60 a ,ear.
We luiulsh It with THK PRKSM for
$2.26 per year.
Send all orders to PIKE COUNTY PRESS,
Everything Springy
Everything Bright
Everything New
A Iwautiful display of New Spring Goods fills our Store
from top to bottom.
A very nice all wool top coat at $ 1.59,
the lest value on earth.
A Nobby Man's Suit at $1 oO, Worth $0,50.
-" " f00, " 7.50
u u u 4 7 50 44 lft ()
" " 1)50, " 12 50
" " 10 00, " 13.5
" " " " 12 00, " 13.5
Boy's Nobby Suits $3.00 to $10.00
Three Piece Suits 2.50 to COO
Children Suits 1.25 vo 1.60
Have you seen the nobby styles of Mens
and Boys Shoes we are offering this
spring. They are the real thing without a .
doubt. The prices are from $1.25 to $3.50,
SGMAFRANSKY
IS Front Street,
Press milking in nil bronchos
Will go to tl.e house or ilo tlia work
atliouie. -Aildre Many Lunwui,
V'jvr Jfoi'4 ijtre-ct, MUfyrd, f.
A All
J for
$1.50
$1.75
TO
be satisfied what wo
so.
Front St.,
Port Jervis:
FAMILY NEWSPAPER
PuHlshed on
Thursday, nml
known for near
ly sixty years In
every part of the
Vllitcd States
ns a National
Family News
i a p e r o f t he
highest class,
for farmers and
villagers. Itcnn
tains all the
NEW YORK
WEEKLY
TRIBUNE
most important
general news of
THK DAILY TRIBUNE u. to the hour of
going to press, an Agricultural Depart
ment of the highest order, has entertain
ing reading for every member of the fam
ily, old and young, Market Reports, which
are accepted as authority by farmers nnd
country merchnuts, nnd is clean, up-to-date
Interesting nnd instructive
Regular subsciiption price, 11,00 a year.
We furnish it with THK. PRESS for
$1.65 per year.
Milford, Pa.
Port Jervis, N. Y.
JJoW nt a lime early nsors are
dainty little) pills, but they uovorfnil
to domino the liver, remove obstruc
tions and invigorate the system.
THl FASHION PLATE CHILD.
;'m a inr Htt! fashion pint child.
And my rnnnmT nr; it nilf nn;) mild,
Hut il.p trial? I endure nml the fun I ad
jure Wini it set nny otiu-rrtiild wild.
All my frock nre quite ft-ti hlitK fttiRrt,
Itut un nt r tgc I'll." my pour iltilo hrnrt.
Winn 1 fnn.bhly Mmid with a purse in
my hnnd
In a 1 11 1 1 e approved hy It le:irte.
An umtTflla ! hnv thnuh 'tin plain
'In it In t;ot thp W ust chance nt a rain.
For my -hots and my hut are lot lit ted
for that ;
My hair wuuld bo curled all In vain.
1 -ll tip Rlrls must all hatp mp, 1 f-nr,
Knr on RjM'.d ;-. nnd n 1 ir-rrxmn: elrtir
Th y b rp dnispd Junt Hke me lor the
pllt'!!!! tO JffC
And their romrm nta are r 11 up tic 1 hear.
How I wish I mnld wenr an nM drrss
Made of Rii'Rhnm. and then I Ju-t rui'M
1 would make pottih mud pits that would
open ymr rytf,
Though my pose mlht not be a success.
Minna llowlson C'oale, In Kittle 'hion
kle. AFFLICTED WITH
THE FARM CRAZE I
A"-
MATKl'K funning is a disease
hii.li In most pretnlmt ninong
people Who nave lived Tor some rears
in tiat buildings. It is especially
virulent In the spr'uifT and summer,
usually wholly appearing during
the winter months. In the first stages
of the disease the victim is usually
subject to strange, though harmless,
Illusions and hallucinations. He
fancies that he sees in bis mind's eyes
u little house standing far back from
the dirt road in a prove of stntely onk
trees. The front of the house is half
covered with vines nnd climbing rose!
ntul the uir Is full of the perfume
from the hay iiehls. Hack of the
house is a bi(r red barn, wherein an
lmnginnry horse eats non-existent
oats ami a deer-like Jersey cow chews
a phantom cud.
llefore the house the preen turf
sweeps down to the road in billows,
and a couple of picturesque property
lambs pambol gracefully under the
oaks. Up the same oaks squirrels are
running, waving their bushy tails and
chattel ing deliance to eveu imaginary
invaders.
In the secondary stages of the dis
ease the illusions become more alarm
ing. The patient sees people driving
up to the house nnd offering- large
sums for the yellow-legged spring
chickens which hnve suddenly ap
peared in large quantities in the fore
ground. The Jersey cow conies for
ward and modestly presents ten
pounds of golden yellow butter, taste
fully done up in a napkin and
. slumped with her coat of arms, for
the possession of which the assem
bled multitude quarrel furiously, each
of them raising his neighbors bid.
From the barnyard appeurs a proces
sion of hens, each bearing a fresh
laid egg, with the date of it arrival
written on it in indelible peijeil. At
this point the multitude falls dowu
on its knees nnd each of the number
offers all his earthly possessions for
a dozen. Gradually these visions fnde
Info one, and the patient sees him
self sitting in un easy chair on a
rose-embowered vernnda, with a bag
of double eagles beside him and a
couple of attentive servitors offering
him mint juleps and other cooling re
freshments. When this stnge of the
disease is reached the patient needs
careful attention and wntching. He
Is likely to become violent nnd at
tack the janitor of the flat building
or imprudentlv resign his lucrative
position in a I.n Salle street Insur
ance office.
Hut the crisis of the disease conies
when the patient sits down nnd be
gins to put his illusions into writing.
After a prolonged and painful strug
gle he will produce a piece of litera
ture like this:
Wanted In the vicinity of Chicago, a
place of from three to ten acre?, with ptnall
house and barn. Must be reasonable. Kent
for ulx months with view to purchase.
The patient will demand that this
production of a disordered brain be
A WORTHY SUCCESSOR.
"Something New I'nrter The Sun."
All doctors have tried to curcC AT AlillU
by the use of powders, acid gases, Inhalers
and drops In paste form. Their powders
drj up the mucuous membranes causing
them to crack open aud bleed. The pow
erful acids used ill the luhnlura hnve en
tirely eaten away the same membranes
that their makers have alined to eure,
while pastes aud ointments cannot reach
the dibcasc. An old and experienced prac
titioner who has for many years made a
close study and spitclalty of the treatment
of CATARRH, ha at last perfected a
Treatment which when faithfully used,
not only relieves at once, but permanently
cures CATAHKH, by removing the cause,
ktopplng the discharges, and curing all In
flammation It is tho only remedy kuowu
to science that actually reaches the affliet-
il parts. This wonderful remedy is known
is ".sM FKl.KS tho Gl'A KANTKKI)
CATARRH Cl'KK" aud la sold at the ex
tremely low price of One Dollar, each
package containing internal and external
medicine sulllcicnt fur a full month's
treatment aud everything necessary to Its
lerfect tise.
SNL'FKLKrS" Is the only perfect CA
lAKRH I LKh ever made and is now
iccognUt'd as the only safe aud positive
lire for that annoying aud disgusting dis
ase. It cures all inflammation quickly
and permanently and Is also wonderfully
liilck to relievo HAY FKVElt or COLD
in tho I1KA1).
CATARRH when neglected often lend
to CONSLl,T10X-".SNfKr,I.K.S" will
iave you if you use it at once. It is no or
dinary remedy, but n complete treatment
which If positively guarautoed to cure CA
TARRH in any form or singe If used ac
j.irdii: to the directions which accompany
eui h package. Dou't delay but 6end for it
at once, aud write full particulars as to
your condition, and you will receive spec
ial advice from the discoverer tf this won
derful remedy reganllug yourcase without
oost to you beyoud the regular price of
SLKFLK.S" the "Gl'AKASTKKU
CATARRH Cl'llii."
tfent prcpuld to any address in the Unit
ed States or C inula ou receipt of One Dol
lar. Address Dept. B 275, KDW1N B.
fi I I.KS & COM HAN Y, S:ti and Mark
et Street, Philadelphia,
promptly Inserted In the real estate
columns of gome Sunday newspaper.
Ills nurses and other attendants will,
of course, strongly oppose the idea,
but experience has demonstrated thnt
in humoring the patient nt this crit
ical period lies the chief hope of per
manently restoring him to henlth nnd
urban hnpplness. In no other w-ny
can the antitoxin be secured which
will miccessfully combat the amateur
farming bacillus on Its native heath.
The next day after the victim's
literary effort hns appeared In print
a man wenrlng a silk hat, a frock
cont, Bomewhnt shiny about the
seams, and an enthusiastic mnnnct
will call and ask to see him. At what
ever risk, permission should be given
for him to Interview the patient.
"1 have just what yon wnnt," the
caller will begin. "Heautlfui scenery.
a anuill house, two springs of water,
and aa much lund as you want. I
will rent, sell or trade for down
town vacant.
"Where, may I ask," the patient
will say, "is the place you speak ol
located?"
"About 00 miles southeast of Nash
ville, Tenn., will be the answer;
"right in the prent coal and iron dis
trict, and,' lowering his voice to a
whisper, "I may say to yon that sign
of oil and other minerals are plenti
ful in the land."
It must not be expected that this
first treatment will effect a cure. Th
patient will simply take it as a criti
cism on his literary style and will
amend his effort so that it will read:
"On the north shore, within 80 milei!
of Chicago.'
The visit of the next caller is likely
to be followed by a slight relapse,
depending upon the vividness of the
description of the "simple little
place" which he has to offer at one
of the better known suburban vil
lages along the north shore, lie is
vague as to prices and exact loca
tions, but wishes to take the pntient
out on a personal tour of inspection.
It would lie dangerous to refuse per
mission to make this trip, no matter
how great may be the npparent risk.
The patient will ride up the north
shore on a suburban train nnd will
be met nt the proper station by the
real estate agent with an impressive
laudnu nnd pair of high stepping
horses, lie will be driven through
winding roads and carefully laid out
country places to a large stone struc
ture, containing 20 rooms, wit h n care
inker's lodge in front and several east
iron deer disporting on the lawn. .
Aow, here, the real estate man
will sav, "is a modest, quiet, little
place, it has all the charms of
truly rural situation, and at the same
time is fitted with a hot air furnace
and a driveway boardered with large
whitewashed stones. I enn let you
have this whole plnce, just as it
stnnds, including the ornnmental,
artificial ravine at the rear for $.150
a mouth."
This treatment is likely to result In
a great improvement In the patient's
condition, but, sooner or later, it
will be noticed that the phrase "must
be reasonable" in the literary produc
tion already referred to "i.s some
what vague and uncertain. 1 should
hnve been plain about It nnd said $40
a month."
There is nothing the friends and
attendants of the amateur farming
victim can do when this discovery
made except to be patient and wait
for the treatment to run its regular
course. A few days after the second
correction hns been made a third
real estnte agent will appear. He will
be no fluent and so enthusiastic that-
all the worst symptoms of the dis
ease will reappear. He will take the
pntient out on one of the elevated
roads and will rIiow him a little toy
house, painted in several bright
colors. Then he will point out a pint
of ground, measuring about 20x40
feet, in the rear of the house, and
will declare that it offers a "fine op
portunity for market gardening."
Only one more treatment is usually
necessary. It comes In the shape of
a man with a place to which none of
the objections which have proved
fatal in the other cases applies,
There is plenty of ground nliout the
house, it is located only a few miles
from the city and close to n rnilroad
station, it rents for even less than
the amount fixed, and there are other
advantages over which the agent
prows eloquent. The patient, who la
now well on the way to recovery,
goes out to look at it. It is a small
frame house, without Bhade of any
"LIVE STOCK AND IMHl.EMb.NT8 ALli
GO WITH THE FL.ACE."
kind and long innocent of paint. It
ia badly in need of repair and worse
iu need of cleansing. In the dirty
yard around the bouse a couple of
buggies and other vehicles, each ol
them minus at least one wheel, are
sadly reclining. On the remnants of
the fence a gaunt cut is perched, and
DON'T are
TOBACCO SPIT
MOKE
Vour Life aw av I
You car be cured of any form of tobacco utiiiig
easily, be matt well, atroiitf, inaitc-tic, full ol
nrw life aud vigor by taking ted-JO-BAQ,
that niakf-sj weak meU aHiong. Many n-a
Uu puuuiis in tea darn. Over 3 00,000
cured. Ail drugt-its. Curt KuaruuUnl. book
let ut advu. I kKH. Adar-?- blKKI.lNU
ktiMfcUV CO., Chicago or New York. 4J7
For Chuse & Sanborn's teas
coffins go to Armstrong & Co,
and
a yellow houiiil dog Is tied with n
rope to a stake In front of a barrel
lying on its side. In the background
a brown and white billvgont is play
fully eating the d"ciiyed remains of
what was once n lawnniower.
"All the live stock and Implements
go with the place," says the agent,
whose sense of humor has never been
developed.
In nine cases out of ten the cure is
now complete, nnd the recovered vic
tim hurries back io close a lease of
his flat for two years, with the
privilege of renewnl.
Once In a grent while, however, a
mmi has been so strongly Inrected
with the amateur farming virus that
even ibis treatment is not efficacious.
He goes rapidly from onp crisis to an
other, until finally he wakes op some
morning and finds that most of his
delusions and hallucinations have be
come renlities. The Jersey cow may
not voluntarily bring forwnrd the pat
of butter, nnd the hens mny lenve
their eggs where they lay them, but.
In general, he realizes nil thnt he hns
dreamed of. It is almost alwnys the
cace that he runs ncross the place
which strikes his fancy purely by ac
cident. He falls in love with it at
first sight. Sometimes he is found
Inter anxiously consulting a divorce
lawyer In the real estate line. Itut
In the first blush of possession he
feels that he must be envied of the
gods. Chicago Tribune.
Urrmnn Mnral Prorrrnmtiif,
The U prill nit tiavnl protrriinime,
which, ncroj ilin to tin- ortiiinl un-
liomH'riurnt, wn not to be completed
until 1910, is now, it seems, to he-fin-
Ished by VMM. In thnt year (lermnny
-will hnve nt leiiMt 4' ships, 1M) large
err ist m tmu "S sinnl) cruisers.
. . e f uriuti t li ...
"What's become of that friend
yours who used to write poetry?'
"Do you meun tiiddings?"
"Yes."
"Oh, hes reformed.
"How so?"
of
"Helms stopped writing poetry and
now is general nianaper of a peanut
stand. Detroit Tree Press.
Evhlpncr of Incompleteness.
Uncle Reuben Farmer Vhentlcy's
boy is home from college. He told
me his education is finished.
I'ncle Hiram I guess his education
don t amount to much.
Uncle Reuben Why not?
Unele Hiram If it did, he wouldn't
think it was finished. Puck.
Different Opinion,
"They are two souls with but a
single thought," said the Observant
Hoarder, alluding to a pair of lovers.
"They look to me like two souls
without a single thought," said the
Cross-Kyed Hoarder's correction,
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
No IHlHtnke.
Egyptologist They had newspapers
In ancient Kgypt.
Host Well! welll Did you find
one?
Kgyptologist No, but we found
fossil roneh nnd a petrified office towel,
N. Y. Weekly.
Needed Help.
Landlady Will you have another
help to the chicken, Mr. Withers?
Mr. Illithers (star boarder) Yes;
unless I pet help I'm afraid my jaws
won't stand the strain. You see
never prueticed mastication as a phy
sical feat. Ohio State Journal.
I'aaie for Consrntnlatlon,
Trixy I forgot to invite Jack out
shooting with me. I hope he didn't
feel hurt.
Dick (who knows her aim) No; but
he would probably hnve felt so if he
had gone. Philadelphia Hecord.
Her Uxperlenee.
Miss Younger Do you really believe
that opals are unlucky?
Miss r.lderly es. A young mnn
onee offered nie an engagement ring
with an opal in it and I refused it.
Chicago Daily News.
THE HOME GOLD CURE
An Ingenlmui Trent in en t by which Irtiiik
r!i r Ilelng Cured Ially In
Hplte of Themselves.
No Noxious Down. No Wf akrnlnff of the
Nervea. A I'leraitmnt and Positive
Cure for the Liquor
Hahit.
It Ih tffi.erf.Ily known nnd understood
thnt I)ruiikt!ii!iPH8 U n riUeftse mid not
wenkneria. A body filled with po1 ii, and
noi vos cmnpluh'ly idiitttcrcd by porlodlcul
or con a nut use of intoxicating liquor, re
quires an nntidote capable of neutralizing
nnd eradicatlnK th Is poison, nnd destroying
thfl craving for Intoxicants. tUiffercrs nmy
now cure theinwlvea at home without pub
llclty or loss of time from business by thU
wonderful "HOMK GOLD CCKEM which
hnHboen perfected after many years of close
study aud treatment of Inebriates. The
faithful use according to directions tit this
wonderful discovery U positively gunrnu
toed to cure the most obstinate case, no
matter how ltard ft drinker. Our records
show tho marvelous transformation of
thousands of drunkards Into sober, indus
trious and upright men.
WIVKrt Cl'KK YOUR HUSBANDS I I
CHILDKKN CUKK VOURFATHKHS ! !
Tills remedy Is in no sense a nostrum but a
specific for this disease only, so skillfully
devised nud prepared that it is thoroughly
soluble and pleasant to the taste, so that it
can be given In n cup of ten or coffee with
out the kuoweledge of the person taking
it. Thousnmls of Drunkards have cured
themselves with this prlcehuis remedy, and
as many more have been cured nnd made
temperate men by having the "CUKK" ad
ministered by loving friends and relatives
without their knowledge In coffee or tea,
aud believe tmlay they discontinued drink
ingof theirowu free will. DO NOT WAIT
Do not le deluded by npparent and mis-
c-ullng "Improvement." Drive out the
disease nt on on nud for all time. The
"HOMK GOLD CURE" 1 old at the ex
tremely low price of One Dullar, thus plac
ing within reach of everybody & treatment
mure effectual than others costing jd to
f jO. Full directions accompany each pack
age. Special advice by skilled physicians
when requested without extra charge.
Sent prepaid to any part of the world on
rccepit of Oue Dollar. Address Dept. B
27fi, KDW1N B GILES & COMPANY.
-.M aud Market Street. Philadelphia.
All crrepoudeuo strlotly ouuil.U'UUtU,
WAITERS GET MANY TIPS.
On In I'lillntlelpltln Who MnkPl as
lllKh n l-'lrlr Dolinr. In
line Week.
Stories of big tips given In Chicago's
fashionable restaurants nre outshone
by the radiance of the following re
cital of a Philadelphia nailer to a
llecord reporter:
'Sometimes," said the wniter, 1
make as much ns $r0 a week in tips."
He stood in the palm roof of a fash-
nable cafe and said this without a
blush. "The lowest- tip I get is half a
dollar," he continued. "That Is given
me by the young mnn who brings his
girl to luncheon, nnd, very properly,
buys no wine, because he is not yet
married to her. The man who buys
wine with a luncheon for two hns a
bill to settle of eight or nine dollars.
never less. The dinner and supper
lips are the big ones. You, for in
stance, come to me and say: 'Henry,
I am bringing five guests to dinnei
here to-morrow at seven. I wish tn
spend $50. lieserve that comer table
for me and see that the flowers nnd
the candles nre beautiful. I'll drop in
at noon to look over the menu you
ulll draw up.' For my trouble you tip
me, mnj be, five dollars. If vour dinner
party is a lurper one nnd you spend
on It, say $S(), you mny tip me ten dol
lars. Kome exceedingly generous per
sons have been known to tip me $13
for n dinner without any swooning be
ing done by me. The biggest tip I ever
got was $5(1, but the man was drunk.
'A percentage of my tips goes, of
course, to the head waiter. A man,
y the way, who isn't tipped half
enough Is the fellow in the hnll who
looks after the hats and wraps. He
gives .you no check, and yet among the
hundred guests whose things nre in
his chnrge he remembers you, and
when you come out to go he has your
wraps ready for you without nny ques
tioning or nny delay. A wonderful
memory the fellow has, but he doesn't
make much money."
REDEEM MUTILATED DIMES.
Telephone Slots Are Taking; Many
Worn-Out Coins Oat of
L'lrenlntlon.
"The telephone slot machines are
doing an enormous work in the mat
ter of taking worn-out dimes out of
circulation," explained a treusury of
ficial to a reporter. "There is noth
ing to prevent worn-out, mut ilntcd and
almost smooth dimes from being put
into the slots, nnd as a result mnny
persons keep the worn-out dimes for
that particular purpose.
"Mnny druggists nnd others who
keep public telephones make no ob
jection to taking mutilated dimes any
more, for the reason that they keep
a supply on hand to do a telephone
business with. When they see that a
telephone user is going to put a new
dime in the slot they simply take it in
and hand a worn-out dime in exchange.
Of course the telephone user makes no
abjection, and in goes the worn-out or
mutilated coin.
"After it gets In there the telephone
companies do the rest. Every time
they pet a quantity on hand, for the
government does not care to bother
with sums of less than $100, they send
them to a subtreasury, nnd in Wash
ington to the treasury department di
rect, for redemption. The result Is
that through the telephone compnnies
alone over $1,000 worth of mutilated
or worn-out dimes are redeemed each
week.
"Husiness people have already be
gun to notice that the great majority
of the dimes now in circulation are in
much Vietter condition than they were
even six months ago. In a lesser de
gree the redemption of a great quan
tity of quarters ami halves is effected
through the long-distance tele
phones." AT THE VOLCANO'S CRATER.
American Tourist. Mt Popoeatnpetl
Rcacb It. llrlnk and Are There
PhatOMTr.phed.
A party of Americans touring In
Mexico recently accomplished the un
usual feat of ascending to the edge of
the crater of Mount Popocatapeti, the
famous volcano of the North American
continent. A member of the party
in describing' the trip says the crater
is a marvel and well worth a hurd
journey to see. 'A huge and gloomy
pit it is," he says, "itssteep sides emit
ting sulphurous smoke and fumes, and
its perpendicular walls descending, it
Is said,, to a depth of 1,500 feet. At
the bottom is a small lake of emerald
green, surround-ed by volcanic rocks
aud deposits of Milphur. At the top
there is a ledge of rock at the crater's
edge, from which we made our ob
servations of the crater and upon
which we were photographed. I did
not observe any difficulty in breath
ing or any noticeable increu.se of heart
action, but several members of the
party were jmuting painfully and were
hardly able to speak. One'of my com
rades told me that he could feel his
heart beat through hi coat and sweat
er. The temperature was very cold,
out it seemeu to be modified some
what by the natural warmth of the
crater and we were protected against
the Icy wind outside."
BEST FOR THE
DOWELS
If Too havn t n-irtilnr, heaitby movement of thm
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TIME TABLE.
Corrected to Date.
Pol hi Pullmnn trains to Buffalo, Nlno
nra Kails, Chautauqua Dnke, Cleveland,
Chii ngo and Cincinnati.
Tickets on sale at Port Jervis to nil
points In the W est, and Soul-hwcstar, lower
rates than via any other first-class lino.
Trains Now I.ravr Pout Junvts ad
. Follows.
KAPTWARD.
No. 13, Dally Express 24 A.M.
" 10, Dally Kxprcss 6 W "
" 10, Dally Except Sunday. . 8 m "
" ?S, " " " 7 to "
" Butl, Sunday Only 7 tr "
" HS, Dally Kxcept Punday.. 10 20 "
" I), Dally Way Train 12 15P.M.
" 80, Way ICxccpt Sunday... 8 22 "
" 8, Dally Kxpresg 4 25 "
" B20, Punday Only 4 HO "
" 8, Daily Kxprcss 6 20
" 18, pundayonly 6 40 '
" 22, Dally Except Sunday. . 8 Mi "
" 14. Daily 10 00 "
11 WESTWARD.
No. R, Dally FrprrpR 12 30 A M.
" 17, Dally Milk Train 8 06 '
" 1, Dally Express 11 H8 "
" 11, Knr Ho'dnle K'pt Sun.. 13 10 P.M.
" 5. Dally 6 15 "
" 27, Dally Except Suiulav. . 6 6(1 "
" 7, Daily Exiircss "... 10 16 "
Trnlns leave Chnmbers street, New
Yoi k for Port Jervis on week days at 4 00,
7 1)0, fl no, 0 15, 10 80 A. M. 1(10,8 (10,
4 80, 8 8U, 7 80, 9 IB P. M On Pundws,
4 oo, 7 80, B.tO, a. m.; 12.80, 2 80, 7" 80
and 9. 16 r. M.
I. t. Roberta,
General I'.AHenffer Agent,
New Vork.
Washington Hotels.
RIGGS HOUSE.
The hotel pur excellence of the ennlml,
lucnted witliin one block of the White
limine, nnd directly oppesite tho Treiinury.
Klncst table in the city.
WILLARD'S HOTEL.
A famous hntclry, remarkable for ita
historical axHociatioiiH nml lung unMalned
popularity. Keccntly renovated, repainted
and partially rcftiruiNhed.
NATIONAL HOTEL.
A lanilmnrk nmong the hotels of Wnsh
Ington, patron1?!!! In former yer by
prcsia nts and hiidl nfllcinln. Alwnyn n
prime favorite. Keccntly remodeled nnd
rendered better than ever. (1pp. Pn. K.
R. dep. WALTKK BUKTON, H. Mgr.
I'lieso hotels nre. tho nrlnclnnl nolltlcnl
rendezvous of the capital nt nil times.
They tire the licst fltopulns rjlnoes nt rea
sonable rates.
O. O. STAPLES. Proprietor.
a. DEWITT. Manager.
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PORT JERVIS, N. Y.
Largest Stock.
HEADQUARTERS
For Sets of Dishes,
Lamps and Glassware.
Occupying the entire floor of
Building.
We buy Butter, Eggs and
Grain.
HoaglancTs,
PORT JERVIS, N. Y.
DP TOWN.
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Digests what you cat.
It artificially d iResU tbe food and aids
Vature In strengthening and recon
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