Ctimrs. Officl Nov 1 100 If1TSSo ii Jiv VOL V. MILFOHI), PIKE COUNTY, PA., Fill DAY, APRIL 13, 1900. NO. 22. THE CRANK INVENTOR. Now this title is nut. Intended to apply tn ilm inventor trf the -mink, for tho crank, in mechanics, is n n exceeding useful appliance, while the crunk to which your ((Mention is now directed is vt nil entirely differ ent order mid seems to have been created fur tho sjimn purpose ns the Now Jersey mosquito to luro fitiin unity. Thecrnnk Is generally long. In n k nrd lenn, with deep sunken oycsnnd wrinkled brow, long whiskers mill unkopt lmir, and ft Henenilly seedy nppenrnnco, altogether indientive of overwork in nn unprofitable btisi ness. He approaches you on tip toe acd in a low squeaky voice brenks the intellb once thnt he is an inventor nnd wishes to show yon n model or explain one of his schemes for revo lutionizing wlintever may lie in his line. Emboldened by your nstonish ed look nnd patient iniinnrr, be rushes on nt a rapid rate in his de. S3ription, frequently clinching his assertions by, to others, nninteliiri. ble mathematical formulae and ag ricultural statistics. v If it is not the solution of tliu int ricate problem of perpetual motion, the perfection of n flying machine, or the building of a new fuigled collar button, you may rest assur ed that what will be expounded will bo something in the line of Naval Construction. The latter is n favor ite hobby with erratic in von tors and they invariably start business with nn amount of knowledge about ships In general nnd war-vessels in parti cular that would eelipso the combin ed Information and learning possets ed by nil tliRiiivnl architects extant. After many years of excruciating thought and the consumption of im measurable quantities of mid night oil, one has discovered that the thing needed to make our battle-ships in vulnerable to t he fire of t be enemy V 12 inch guns, is to place a layer of cotton wadding, the ordinary seven cents for two bundles variety back of the armor plates, thus giving them such nn elasticity that, on striking, the projectile will simply rebound as does a billard ball when it strikes the cushion. Another would accomplish like results by set ting up the armor plates against rows of springs. This latter idea was possibly conceived during the re bound when this brilliant man in a moment of thoughtlessness ut down in nn ovor-stuffod chair. But marvelous as seems these sug gestions they are "cast in the shade" by the invention of the genius who lias rendered armor plate unnecess ary by his wonderful, though ut tho same time exceedingly simple de vice. Tho problem of how to obvi ato the payment of more than $106. per ton for armor is now solved. All that is necessary is to construct ships with a row of funnel-shaped openings along tho sides, the open ings being connected across the ship by pipes. The enemy's tiro, no mat ter hove, destructive to ordinary ships, would prove harmless to one of this construction,) for tho projec tiles, entering the funnels, woul go cloar through and drop out on the other side. But an important im provement ou this idea is propcsod, and may be patented someday that is to hang a basket on the fun nel on the opposite side of the ship ani thus save projectiles so that they may bo thrown back at tho enemy. A suit invulnerable to rifle-bails was offered for the protection of the nien-behind-the-gnns ; the author of this life-saving device was informed that if he would, in order to demon strate its utility, put on the suit and allow some of his friends to fire at him, the Department would, if he survived, be pleased to negotiate for . tho purchase of his patent. lie has not been hoard from, but is sincere ly hoped that he did not undertake I ho test. That man bas cot a complete monoply of inventions for tho de struction of our Natioiiitl foes is shown by the model of a war-ship submitted by one of the fair-sex. This unique device consists of an up per dock longed in such a manner that when the enemy boards tho vessel, the deck opens like two huge horizontal doors, drops the foe down into the hold nnd then closes up ready for auoi her catch. Of course it might be interesting to know what to do with a whole snip load of light ing men Utlow deck after you had hail caught them, but we must not tXMH't too much of any one inventor, so let others wrestle with that prob lem. CoNTl.SUtU ON eKOONO PIOK, PERSONALS. Ed Cnhill nnd wife are ngnin nt Milford. The Misses Wheeler have arrived j in Milford. Win Angle attended conference a day hist week. Howard and Pamela Heed are nt l lie Anchorage. Lon.o Kline visited Blooming (trove Inst. week. Dr In Plasso and family visited here over Sunday. Cbnr'es Brink of N. Y, is visiting his home this week. Prof. Jacob Kleinhans of Baltimo re is here for Kaster. Oeort'o R. Bull is expected home tho last of this week. Mrs. Vyse nnd daughter nre now domiciled nt Brookside Villa. Dept. Sheriff Gregory lately went to the upper pnrt of the county. Lester Christian, of Ha wley, is visiting his pnrents on Water St W. II Armstrongand wifeare now nt thcllotel Dewey in Washington. Tom and Frank Wnitney, of New York are guests nt the Di.nm'ck House. Hon. John A. Kipp, of New York, made a brief business trip in town Monday. Wash. Padgett, of Mill Rift, visit here a few dnys with his sister Mrs. Ross B. Van Anken. Miss Bessie Van Etten, of Larch mont Manor, nrrived home Thurs day for a few days vacation. The county commissioners nnd their clerk visited the works of tile (jlrolon Bridge Co. llorseheads, N. Y., this week. John D. C. Van Etten nnd George Armstrong, of New York, will soon spend a few days in town and attend the wedding next week. Mi s. Manning Weir nnd daughter, Mrs. Leonard Dufford, of Binghamp tnn, N. Y., and Mrs. W. 8. Youngs, of Port Jervis, are visiting their brothers Dunham and George Gre gory. ltoliert Wnrner Reid and wife, of Brooklyn, are visiting the family of K. Warner on Broad St. ami will re main several weeks. Mr. Held has been in ill health for sometime nnd Is now improving. Republican Primary. At tho R.ipubican primary last Saturday the vote was light only 73 being no opposition to the ticket. For representative Win. Anirle was nominated, for jury commissioner W. T. Struble, for dcleitato to the State norrvention J. H. Van Etten, nnd for congressional couferoo Al fred Marvin. Township committeemen Wore elected as foil ws : Blooming Grove D. Hut ton, Del (ware J. W. Ktlsby. Dingman C. B. McCarty, Greene Sam Hopps, Lackawnxen" W. C. Cortright, Milford Boro. J. C War ner, Milford Tap. T. Nelson Palmyra A. J. Kimble, West fall Frank Hard ing. Real Eatate Transfer. C. W. Bull and wife to B. K. Brown dated April 2, two lots on Broad St con.800. J. B. Wcstbrook and wife to Com monwealth, (5 tracts Porter and Ding niaiis. Geo. II. Wolf and others to Louis II. Smith dated Men. 12 402 acres Ccn. $1500. Clins. Chidester and wife to J. L Burcher tinted Mch. 1 150 acres Iviick- a waxen con. $2.' Farm for Sale. 1 15 acres of which 80 is in forest ; new ten room house, wit h range nnd rock cellar, water pipod from never failing spring ; commodious barn nnd stable j on the hills between Milford and Port Jervis ; beautiful view of tho Delaware Valley ; value of stand ing timber $1,200. Apply to The Pennsylvania Company, 617 Chest nut St., Philadelphia, or to J. H. vau Etten, Milford, Penna. n20 List of Unclaimed Letters Remaining in the Post Olllce nt Milford Pu for week ending April 1-1 Indies Mrs. Jacob Huas, Gents Michael Murphy, Herbert W . Walker Persons claiming the nbove will please say "Advertised" nnd give date of this list. Chaki.ks Lattimohe, P. M. uat R ceived Mammoth nnd medium clover seed. Hud top, Kentucky nnd Can ada blue grass, Orchard ami Timo thy seed ut W. & G. Mitchell's. BRIEF MENTION. Benj. Kyto has traded his colt for another. Mrs. Albert Helms has been qnito ill this week. " D. V. Drake suffered a stroke of paralvs's Wednesday. M. B. Allen has been appointed Postmaster nt Honesilale. Tho shad season opened nt- Glouce ster N. J. Tu :s(tay mid tho catch was good. Julius Bornkau, of New York, bas rented I lie McCarty house on lower Harford fctreet. John V. Hucgger, of Shohola died April. 6th. His aged was ubout 70 years. Van Etten Brothers nre putting in phones at Mitchell Bros, store and Centre Square Hotel. The Senate has agreed on April 21 as the day for taking the final vote on the Quay case. Try a patcli of peas nnd oats this season and plant them now. Corn fodder is good but later. Walter D.Wild has been reappoint en by Judge Mabio official clerk to the busi-ex Co. igniml juiy for one year. Judge Hemphill, of Chester coun ty, has decided that no internal rev enue stamp is mcessary on tran scripts from Justice's dockets, The Boers nre not doing ns much trekiug as formerly, and the British are up against seveiul very stubborn snags in tho way of Dutch troops. The Senate committee on privile ges ana elections bus muue n un miimous report ngiiinst seating Sen ator Clark., of AUmtana, charged with bribery. Dr. J. C. Price, of Brnnchville, has been appointed one of tiie Board ot Examining Surgeons for Pensions. The hoard meets every Wednesday at Washington, N. J. Charles Croiik, said to bo from Uawloy, fell unconscious in Nevv Vol t from starvation Mouady. Ho was too proud ho said to beg, mid could not obtain work. The borough council Monday night levied a ten mill tax and placed the same tax on dogs as last year. If all (he dogs in town pay their per capita we ought to roll in wealth, but do they? A small barn, in rear of Johu His- sa m's house ou Broad street, burned at an early hour lastSatnrday morn ing. Tho insurance on building nnd contents was $100. The oiigin of the lire is a mistcry. A letter from Dr. 11. E. Emerson written aboard ship and mailed at San Dumb. go says the voyage out tor a lew days was tempestuous, and that at tunes fears were enter tained that the trip might end in a downward direction. Forest fires have been doing do structive work in the county for tho past two weeks, the high winds nnd very dry weather f voring their spread. Tho Baum place in Ding- man was burr.ed over last week and tho woods in Westfall have been in the the past few days. We publish this week a letter from Mrs. F. P. Sawyer, a daughter of our townsmen H. B Wells, which will afford both amusement and in struction. She is a native of Milford aud her husband was for sometime a resident of the town and is now engaged in a prospeous business ut Muscatine, Iowa. Dr. J. J. rtoturock commissioner of Forestry was in town this week He will plant on (he state lauds 1,500 Carolinu poplars which nre now here, and also expects to plant a number of Catalpits. These nro rapid growers and if the climate and conditions nre favorable will soon make timber for ports and light railroad ties. Tt is experiment will be observed with considerable in iciest. Grass and grain appear to bo ser iously injured by the cold wind and dry weather of tho past three weeks Another shortage in buy this season would be disastrous to farmers. The necessity for planting forage crops ought to bo established by tho ex perienoo of last year, nnd those hav ing cattle would lie wise to be pro vident in this respect. Do not tuko the chances. The farmers Market Day nt Lack a waxen was a bowling success for the Keystone Hotel Alsiut 23 cat tle were on exhibition but none, were sola, tnougii buvers were present 1 he only transfers of stock made were two or three pius ; the man man witli the jack rabbits held them at a to fancy price to tempi bttv ers, so he will continue toutilkthem during the season A LETTER FROM ROME, ITALY. A letter received by a friend hero from Miss Lulie M. Lewis, who is now traveling on the continent and passed the winter in sunny Italy, gives a very interesting account of her visit. She has been in Florence, Nice, Gonon nnd Homo, from which place she writes. In Genoa tho shops are filled with gold and silver filigree work, nnd those of Florence and Nice nre very beautiful also, j From Genoa to Nice the rnilroad follows the sen nnd the scenery is most "beautiful with the placid Med iterauean on ono side and enormous rocks on tho other which project oi.t into it. At San Reno and Beau lies the country is magnificent wilh palms and beautiful foliage. Near Florence is nn old monastry where h dilecions cordinl, Chartreuse, js made nnd sold and the place abound ed in Americans niulEnglish clamoi -ing to buy bottles of various siws, and trying to mnko themselves un derstood imperfect French orltalian. At Home she visited St. Peters and nnd the churcn of the Capuchin monks where in the basement and are several rooms containing skele tons of dead monks dressed in their garments banging on the walls nnd the whole place decorated witli bones nnd skulls r-f every descrip tion. She nls-o visited the prison where St. Peter nnd St. Paul weie said to have been confined. After visiting Venice, Geneva nnd Paris she will with the family sail for home in the Potricia June 4th fron Boulogne. Additional Local Matter. The borough received $084. from liquor licenses. Hev. C. E. Scudder will prench In the M. E.Church Sunday. Some correspondence is unavoida bly crowded out this week. . A. Q. Wallace calls attention to n complete line of ftsheruiens supplies. "Outing" for April contains nn ar ticle on Forest Preserves, by Gifford Pinchot. It is reported that Dr. Thud Mend of Port Jeivisis negotiating fortheDini mick House. Iust on the streets has been unus ual for the past two weeks nnd the wind has kept it moving. Wm. T. Stanton a prominent citi zen nnd merchant of Honesdale died last Friday nged about 50 years. At the adjourned court yesterday the bond of the Erie in $1000 to con demn land under the bridge crossing the abandoned cnnul, was approved. The Republican cuuty committee organized last evening by electing Dr.H.B. Reed chairman, Leroy Kipp secretary nnd Hon. William Mitchell treasurer. Several members of Port. Jervis Lodge F. &. A. M. made a fraternal visit to Milford Lixlge Wednesday evening. Dist. Deputy G. M. Baker of Hunesunle also was prsent Hev. 8. W. Mills I). D., of Port Jervis, celebrated the 80th anniver sary of his birth April 5th. He was born in the town of Wulkill, near Scotchtown, in Orange county. P. C. Rutnn hns opened bis bicycle nnd repair shop on Harford street. where may bo found a good stock of wheels nnd sundries, nnd an exper ienced workman in charge to make necessary repairs. tf The Democratic convention last week nominated P. Gray Meek, of Centre county, for Auditor General, Harry E. Grim, of Bucks, and N. M. Edwards, of Lycoming, for Con gressman at large, and Howard Mutciiler und J. 1). Serfas were elec ted district delegate to the National Convention. Following are some of the appoint ments recently made by tbe M. E Conference at Newark, Milford C. E. Scudder ; Matamorns, T. G. Spencer ; Dingmau's Ferry, E H. Atwood j Curtwright Ave Jersey city. Rev. W. R. Neff ; Princes Bay, C. W Deming ; Buritan, E. 8. Jame son ; Hainesvillo and Centreville, supply j Buttvillo nnd Free tJnion, W. H. Burley ; Port Jervis, W. A. Chadwick j Midvale, G. Whitehead. Mrs. Jarley will give her wax works exhibition Brown's Hall next Monday night April 10th. A num ber of celebrities of the past and pre sent w ill be wound up and displayed, und to enliven tbe show several sing ers from Port Jervis will ussist local talent in furnishing a musical pro gram. The event promises to afford much amusement and also to gratify the artistic taste. Be sure you have i a ticket. THE HOME OF THE TEXANS. A VIVID AND WITTY DE?CHIP- ! TION. Scenes and Sights in Old Mexico Effects of Rilver and Free Trade. Under date of March Ifttti Mrs. Sawyer, who bus been visiting the countries named with her husband, who went for the benefit of his health, wrote from San Antonio, Tex ns, tbe following very interesting let ter, which will be perused with pleas ure by Pkkss readers. The future of any utate depends largely upon (he integrity of lis xir pie, Texas has not only its progres sive K'ople, but is rich In cotton, fruit, land, cattle, and in fact most everytning which serves to make a country and climate licnutiful. Al most any tree In the world will grow in Texas. An endless variety of dainty wild flowers, cover its fields nnd surround Ihe numerous mineral springs. These attractions make the place a desirable health resort. Much of its population is colored, nnd Mexicans also bound, but there is much wealth of vigor nnd push nlxiut its people which the other southern states do not have. The Stnte is n little world in itself. It hns Ik'cii staled upon good author ity that sonic points in Texas nie as far from each other ns its nnilherti boundery is from thecitv of St. Paul. The climate is delightful, though changeable nnd uncertain, The fre quent northerns nre looked upon by acclimated people ns n tonic for the system. A cold wave here is greeted in the same way ns a sun shower is in the north. We feel it keenly be cause the homes here nre not healed thoroughly ns ours. The only inti mation of a stove I saw in Monter rey, Mex., was standing in a large sitting room. It was two feet long, one foot high, with the end of the pipe through the win doy. When the wind blows from the side the window Is on of course. ou can choose lietween the cold nnd the smoke. The room was thirty feet long with very high ceil ings. I henrd a good local story which illustrates the weather very well. "Theiewasn man traveling through the State with a team of ox en. The weather was so intensely hot that one of them died, nnd w hile its owner was skinning it, the other ox froze to death." Anotii of wet and dry,wcnther was told us by n bright Mexican girl, while chatting with us on the way from Austin to San Hntonio. "She knew a gentle man who peisisted in wearing buck skin trousers. One day it rained and they stretched out so long that he cut them off several times. After awhile the sun appeared and they began to draw up and up and up, until they drew the poor gentleman away over into the next county." We have been looking out for that man ever since we came here to prove the au thenticity of the story, but have not been able to meet him yet. We con clude, however, that he most have been drawn over in tho western part of the State Instead of the next coun ty for there is the cattle growing dis trict. In the eastern section about Dallas, Fort Worth and Austin, the land is fertile and seems to be well cultivated. Not only that but it is rich in oil, gas and coal. At Corsicuna, the Stan dard Oil Co. have invested between $ 100,000 aud $500,000 in oil wells und tanks and refineries. There were 38 tanks holding about 35,000 barrels each und repot ted as nearly all filled. There were over GOO wells in sight, giving the appearance of almost u forest witli their towers. About one hundred and fifty miles this side of the southern border of Texas the land becomes less valuable and finally fades into one vast wilder ness of cactus slnubbeiy with very little water. This scenery Is just the same from the Rio Grande until we approach Monteney, styled by some lieople the Chicago of Mexico. This city in no wvy compares with the City of Mexico, but affords a very correct idea of Mexican life. It is but one day's ride from Sun Antonio. There are wealthy people there, but from what we could see, the minority were poor, half clad and dirty. Many of their huts were smaller than their chicken eoow. They seemed, how ever, very contented with their lot. As we were walking along the streets lute in the afternoon, we could see them coining from all the street cor ners with a couple pounds of meat tied with a string. It looked us if they hud lengthened the meat as much I us possible to show to the passers by ihi'y ron,l' 1,1,(1 They hung a moP of the coarse string over their fingers mK' wended their way home. If we have nny doubt ns to our happiness, and comforts, we have but to glance at this class, who live in n fire trade country, on a silver basis, nnd we will lie perfectly satisfied with our lot. The average day lalxiror receives abut 30 cents a day in our money. Their silver dollar iK-ing worth 47 cents in our money. The appearance of the store fronts nre inferior to nny I ever saw. They seem to Ik- noth ing more than folding doors, taken off in the day time nnd put back nt night. The stoics like nil residences are mostly of one story, built of na tive soft stone, covered with plaster and then painted to imitate brick or stone. Sometimes in very bright colors. There is a very old building, 400 years old, culled the Bishops Pal ace, on the outskirts of the city, hnlf way up the mountain. It was nt this point where Taylor kept his troops when United States army in vaded Mexico. Every building worth mentioning has its own private court. Many of these must be beautiful, but we only saw a few, with stolen glances. There are a numlierof bonu- tiful plazis In the city. Well kept, with fountains, deer nnd blooming flowers the year round. The place alKuinds in machine shops. The merchants carry some high class goods nnd many of the clerks could understand our language. The cathedrals nnd club house nre richly decorated, each one in its turn telling the story of poverty and wealth. Many of the streets are nar row with wooden pavements, al though several of the more modern streets nre paved with brick. The great cactus covered mountains, ris ing one nbove nnd belling the other, some of them partly bidden by the clouds, were indeed a novel sight, and ndded to the oriental phnseofthe place. Iioking from one of the old narrow streets nt this deep blue green for a back ground, and the gaudy house fronts with their barred win dows projecting into the sidewalks, nnd the donkeys nnd the picturesque people would almost take us back to the days of Palestine. The picture seemed but a reflection of those bygone days, when Christ was on earth, among his people in person. It was realistic to us that several times we could almost see Him on His mission of charity, among those poor people he so dearly loved Much more might be told in detail of our sister country but will return to the old Texan city of San Antonio. Its chief lieauty to me is its bridges, nineteen in number. They span the San Antonio river at every turn, and appear when you least expect them, and nil in tbe heart of this cosmopol itan city. There nre in the city and vicinity, within the radius of ten miles, six old missions. Some of them were built by the Franciscan monks for the purpose of civilizing the Indians, with a view to the per manent occupancy of the State Among them is the church of the Almo, made famous by the bravery of the Texiins, in 1830. This was "the battle of the Alamo" and to those who know of the Mexican war with Tex as, consider it one of the bravest bnt' ties in the world's history, less than two hundred Texans with Travi and Crockett for leaders resolved to face death within its walls rather than surrender to Santa Anna, who approached with 4,000 troops. The battle began ut day light, March 3, 1830, nnd lusted until 9 a. in. The loss of the Mexicans were from 1,000 to 2,000 und it is probable that all the Texans were slain. This battle was well nigh the ruin of Mexico. Miis. F. P. Sawykb. Camp for Sale. A camp on the most benutiful of Pennsylvania Lakes, (Silver Lake, Piko Co.) with two acres and a house extmiding 40 ft. on deep shore, cov ered dock, sand bottom, broad piaz za, one room below and two largo rooms in the second story. Wood stove, oil cooking stoves, one row boat with two pairs of oars and sail ; kitchen, table nnd chamber furui ture complete. Immediately adjoin ing Edgmero Club House. Apply to Tho Pennsylvania. Company or to Dr. Pursifor Frazer, 1042 Drexe? Building, Philadelphia. a20 Philip B. Chirk Esp., of Porter Tsp. has been appointed general overseer of tho lands in Pike county belongiug to tho State of Pennsyl vuuiu. J. T. Rothkook, Commissioner of Forestry. Ladies' shirt waists all styles and prices at i. Armstrong & Co s. A Rich, New Englnnder Build City in the Wood. Much has boon said about Vauder bnilt's greit plnoe down Srmth, but it is left for a New Englander to go Vnnderbilt "several bettor," Mr, James W. Tufts of Boston, Mass., the well known soda water appara tus manufacturer ; -went down to see what attracted so many Yan kees to the Southern Pines, reg ion He snw there a town of fine hotels, handsome homes, beautiful farms and profitable vineyards, and inside tf ten days after his arrivnl he bad purchased six thousand acros of land nenr the town, He employ ed the best landsonnn nnirinnnra r a - - -laid the gronnds out and then com menced a great work. Hundreds of carpenters nnd Inborers were em ployed, building ronds, parks, eleo- tric car lines, hikes, hotels, houses, deer parks, nnd in fncfc everything thnt. money could build. This work has been kept up, until to-day this mnn hns one of the most unique and handsome places in the world : with its opera bouse, restaurants, and er erything to amuse and interest. The best pnrt of this work is that this big hearted man ia not doing tins solely for his own pleasure, but he is entertaining at about actual cost, hundreds of doctors, lawyers ministers and teachers, who could not nfford to pay high rates for rent of cottages and hotel charges. Mr. Tufts is in no way working thfcs-en. terprise to make monev : he sells no lands or lots. His e-rent, nlnnsni-A la n draw nroundhim hundreds of North ern people from his native section dnring the winter months, and see them enjoy themselves and gain lieal th at the same time. What a hippy world this would be, if there were more men like Mr. Tufts, who is constantly planning how he can add pleasure to some one else's life, besides bimself and fam ily. Pullman built his city for his own financial benefit, Vanderbuilt bought h's thousands of acres of Southern lands, and built his place for his own pleasure ; but Mr. Tufts built his Southern city with its handsome hotels, comfortable board ing houses and scores of cottages for the pleasure of the people. la the final day of reckoning James W. Tufts, the wealthy New Englander,. will loom up as a star of the greatest magnitude. EASTER soxrvKirias. Two Remarkable Gifts Which Everybody Can Have for the Asking. Everybody can have beautiful Easter lilies next Sunday without charge, for the great "Philadelphia Sunday Press" announces that ev ery reader of the Easter number will receive free a splendid picture of eaeter lilies. Tho picture is by a famous artist in ten colors and is 14x40 inches in size. It will not be creased by foiding, so that every person who gets next Sunday's "Press" will get a perfect picture fit to adorn any home. And in addi tion to the picture there will be a finely illustrated booklet containing a remarkable love story the kind you will also be free with Sunday's "Press." Announcement is made that the supply of pictures and books is limited, hence it will be well to send in your order early. " Italian News. Tho guileless safforn papers ofNew York demonstrated their wonder ful enterprise recently by printing under large headlines a tale of the flight of King Humbert to Corsica because of the declaration of an Ital ian Republic It was published iuan Italian paper as a first of April joke and the story swallowed in some New York offices and palmed off as startling piece of news. If you see a thing in those papers it is so maybe. Treapaas Notice. The State of Pennsylvania having purchased of J. B. Westbrook and wife their lands in Dingman town ship (warrant numbers 194 and 188) und in Porter Tsp. (warrant num ber 50. 37, 31 aud 51) notice is here by given that removal of timber or any other property is prohibited and thaf offenders will be prosecuted. J. T. Rothrock, mi Commissioner of Forestry. T. Armstrong and Co. have Just re ceived a complete line of mens', worn ens' and childreus' slues, tho finest ever brought in this town, which you are invited to cull and inspect, with an assurance tliut any taste or desire as to shupe, style and quality can be entirely gratified. rtf