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YOU'LL LAUGH! i PESNSYLVANIL |
DOESN'T HURT TO | ¢ BRIEFS :
LIFT CORNS QUT | ~~

The Ol City and Franklin company
of the Pennsylvania rescrve militia |
Magic! Costs few cents! || Is being recruited rapidly. The Oil |
: | City pl on is filled ar he Frank. |
Just drop a little Freezone on || &'t¥ platoon is filled and the Fran
lin division 1 nly six men of the |
that touchy corn, instantly it ||
stops aching, then you lift the ||
bothersome corn off with the ||
fingers. Truly! Nohumbug! ||

Gibson, an cged resident |
eriously burned when
I she was |

| d ns' Gen
| N ton, from
| when he was struck |
| ania passenger train X
while crossing the tracks at Seven |
| teent tre |
| Ckey Wo 1, was instant. |
[ 1¥ killed wh i is crushed under
{ the wheels ¢ tr or « bearing
i lant « 1e A y Plate Glass |
J 0 | Lt Cit Wood

{ nt k1 1 he wheels, |
| hic neck ar i cl heine 1 1d'y ert h {
ed ]
| Robbery of t Adan Fxnress of |
J t Rid the late of the
{ rimes w! noef a
i Try Freezone! Your druggist v m. After
Be sells a tiny bottle for a few cents, : entered we he
sufficient to rid your feet of every [| ;i.7 » I sate io the reas. in
hard corn, soft corn, or corn be. er ; Yarnaine
tween the toes, and calluses, withe he mm
‘ out one particle of pain, soreness || VV '°'¢ It V $9 3
% Or ‘irrimtion. Freezone ‘is the [| '¥ Donds vamed at $250 stolen
8 mysterious sther discovery of a ) 1 of public
aa note LO} r e with
o red tite i
| mine der
3 1 n ' ( d.
wl) \EN WHO ARE SICKLY fasher,” w
Mothers who value | 3 :
; the health of their: chil- | ¥ wash
dren should never be | I X He
I without MOTHER GRAY'S | 1d, age
Ra” SWEET POWDERS FOR $
CHILDREN, for use when | need
needed. They tend to he
L Break up Colds, Relieve | Iairahe \
Feverishness, Worms, | ., ; : HR, >
Constipation, Head-| , : 2
anx ache, Teething disorders | * *
Don’t accept and Stomach Troubles! OW ven irned aS ex
any Substitute, Used by Mothers for | Di0Osicn ¢ Hazel-Atlas Glass com
Jf Years. Sold by Druggists everywhere | rany plat Washington. James |
25 cts. Trial package FREE. Address Williams. nicl foreman. ras the
SHE MOTHER GRAY €0., LE ROY, N. Y.| most seriousiv burs will re- |
| cover. (as heneath a glass tank ex
THIN B01 ARDER HAS GOOD ONE | pPloded whe 1e of the men struck a
EE 10
g This, Just What Is the | { the
2 gtween an Elephant | | fate
and a Microbe? | | h
: I've ne for you this morning,” |
x ®aid the thin boarder, tucking his pa- | h
per napkin under his chin, as he ap- | j
- proached his meatless-wheatless break- | { b
fast. “What's the difference between |
ah elephant and 4 microbe?”
i suid the soldier on fur- | |
rself,” replied the thin |,
one. | : |
“A fon and a rested the |
coal cler! th a rose in his button- |
| cent
hole. |
came from the conun- | 3 :
| heen | near
ruin ounder, caused by oa ne fumes from a leak |
“One’ d in his Ianir and the |: line pipes |
other in ir,” ventured the lady | rs Died
schoolteacher | 1 thestand Par |
“Guess again,” was skinny's dare. was found on the |
“One comes to you when you want at Aliquippa T!
] it, and the other comes to you when | 1 h er o
/ ¥ou don't,” suid the bank clerk. |
“Awful!” was the emaciated one's |

rejoinder

ne from the

he

a trunk and the other
onkers Statesman.
nn
his train at River-
‘he erash forced the
or of the car to close, catch-

Probably Cold.
ine—Why didn’t you enlist?
I had trouble with my feet.
lat or cold?—Judge.
rald’s head. fracturing his

by lightni=z as he was re-
home from a doctor’s office
with medicine, Howard Mickley, aged
thiriy-nine, of Zeli found
dead by a searching party a short dis-
tance from his homo

{ Just because a man is all right to-
@ay it isn't a safe bet that he will be
all wrong tomorrow.
Lo

ple, was

of York, Socialist
of that city at
the last elec ned $50 by Fed-
eral Judge 1 S ton, when
he pleaded guilty to having made re-
marks in York tending to hinder re-
cruiting for the
Two unidenti
and another was

George Smi
candidate

were killed
fatally in-
sed at the
Ire. The in-
Deki, ared thir-
and married Authorities
inz the cause of the ae-
jured when a cr:
| Perry
jered ma

—go out of style
inthe family that
once drank coffee
but now uses
INSTANT

> vs and girls
a the Mechan

erage of delicious
flavor contains no
drug elements to
5 inset heart or nerves

throng at
{ flax beari

ntv-five s

Altoona has

of a hot
table

) an anufo
City. Leo |
bv tha |

ner House, one of the old-

est in Hazleion ed its door
lowing revecation of the license by
the Luzer county court.

MOUNT JOY STAR AND NEWS, MOUNT JOY, PA.

[gooeeeeeosomot | WAR. AND YOUR DUTY]
crovr.R
| Our Boys “Over
BN Corecess
iptions to Liberty
ment in Thrift Stamps
tions of Clothing, Conservation
of Foed Necensa
3 of the Viel |

ind want makes |
thet N y ' |
woe . wt England already know?
It
oh car

Upon the and of my people
come up thorns and bri-

From both

tral shipj
{ began
1s and cakes and eon- |

shipyards ou
ers were tu

BRITISH SHELL OSTEND

| Monitors Bombard City on Bel-!

| Seaplanes Active in Helgoland Bight

London.—Ostend was bombarded by
British monitors and ere wis a sea-

| plane attack off He!zolind, according
| to the oflicial announcement.
The admira

“Ostend

female have to go to | noon by Brit
to comprehend
» whole hill shall
|
: “ . re 3
paval air squadron. Enemy aircraft |

attacked the British machines while |

spotting

spent
I soldiers

| tacked enemy nine sweepers with mae |

chine gun
ties

| chines returned safely.’
1 |
Two enemy destroyers and two tor- |

| pedo boats were sunk off Dunkirk this |
morning by five Pritish and French |
WE MUST HANG TCGETHER
1 ¢ NOU
tated his son had | (By THEODOSIA GARRISON of the One British destr
2 | ie British cas
Said Benjamin Franklin of
vania, pring down the pen with iid
signed the Declaration of
tdependence
| announcemei
“Vice Adm
action occur
and 5 o'clock this morning. Two |

itish and three Irenca destroyers

were enga 3
destroyers which Lad previously bom- Brrr ems
barded Dunkirk for : ;
enemy destroyers a
|
sept rately
In a single phrase he combined an |
epigram,
faith and, wetdentally
the present gene ation
The value of team
tional good is unquestioned; t
of the individual beyond the share he
contributes to the general power is neg-
undenied fact,
, framed a motto

for pedo boats are believed to have been
work for the na-
reached I
were sl
sunk. Survivors have been picked up Hse he is nlw S
from two enemy ‘pedo boats. a snag I eve Of ts.
“No allied vessels were sunk. One » — a
British destroyer was damaged, but A New Way to Shave
rhor. I'he British casualties | Tender s vice a day without irri-
edged
quoted than a , waited to be dem-
onstrated in its entirety by the Imper-
fal German government,
lost no time in claiming it as |
a personal discovery,
casualties.” “Cutic Way.” No Sitmy mug, germs,
z = or ! waste of time or money. "or free sam-
Cotton Price Records Broken, ples address, “( ura, Dept. X, Bos-
fashion, Montgomery, Ali.—All records since| fon» Ad dri

Sellers & Crum Car
bales of cotton for $1¢
te of 35 cents a pour
the
promptly
Mind you,
ment that has made its people efficient.
and
method
Inshed
{ect
per cent result he
The fndisidual who
tirst known sale of so large an amount! on Deeomber 31. 1917.
i of cotton at 35 cents since the war, i
ns rill set y ht
{ McFadden Bros. of Philadelphia were WwW i 8S ou rig
: buyers.
WHEAT HELD FCR $2.50 PRICE. |
wishes
doesn’t
and the difference between slav-

hels to
Ina: a ne houses
Os 1 UM at Harrisburg forty-three negroes and
: Mexicans were rounded up by the po- work,
This wholesome bev- lice. ery
In the presence of an immense

and democracy,
Imyra a monster survice | himself. ;
'S was un- “The nation,”
{ furled. “needs all men,
to staece its | not in the field that y
| but in the endeavor
says President
The decline is a
to hold wheat for
would be obtained if Congress passes | soi” carries a s

1 most pleasure
bill now pet
¢ of wheal

liberty loan | serve the common
and its cheery good- | greatest 6, the open. | him,
ness is just the thing ing da
: 1 the wey
Chinese Signal.
with the palm

Strickler was appointed | finger

of the committee to push | straig
f the third Liberty loan in | fingers
Daily Tnought.
{ Politeness appears
| vented
y naturally

Oren trees may be pruned on |
arm days ir
i -.
RS av y intor if + rs ! $2 Satisfaction guaranteed. Watson E.Col Wash-
i n late winter if the snow - PATENTS on E.Coleman, Wash
. > y ington, D.C. Books free. High
is not too deep. | Bu F JAMISON, SUMMERVILLE, 8. C. esi references. Bost s9sults
peace.

British First Lord of the Ad.
miralty Reveals Subsea Losses,
BAKED POTATO
¥ IG, white, mealy—with
A. butter melting on it.
| a And you like
| because it is baked. Same
with Lucky Strike Cigarette
| IT'S TOASTED
Cooking makes things deli-
cious—toasting the tobacco
has made the Lucky Strike
Ciga gite iamous.
SIR ERIC GEDDES ] |
}
PO POE LO OL GEOG GENE PESO OEEEPEEPE
|
{
|
f
|

tion and marine |
Janu 1. 1918, allied and neu- i
ast since the war |
oss tons, while |
f the central pow- |
t 6,606,275 tons.

a a

gian Coast.

and Four Teuton Warships Sunk
in Action Off Dunkirk.
f a

tors with success. |
resuiis
“Prior to the bombardment four ene- | AEE
|

were destroyed by our |
bombardment, with |

he |
the result that ancthier enemy machine
was destroyed |
“Britis St C8 ood i recon. | 1 . y
Britis! i oun reg oh | Where in Western Conan you can buy at from
noissance in Helgoland and Bights ats | $15 to $30 per acre good farm land that will raise

ere were no casual- |

|
on the All our ma- | single crop. S
is worth investi
Canada extends to you a hearty invitation to settle on her

easy to get. Wonderful yields alto of Oats, Barley and
Flax, Mixed farming and cattle raising.
The climate is healthful and agreeable; railway fa-
cilities excellent; good schools and churches convenient.
Write for literature and particulars as to reduced railway
rates to Supt. Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, oF to
J. P. JAFFRAY,
Cor. Walnut & Broad Sts., Philadelphia, Pa.
3 Canadian Government Agent
© was damaged. |

were slight,
ere were no French casualties, The
foliows : |
I Douer reports that an
off Dunkirk between

ged with a force of German

¢ minutes. Two
Wo enemy tor- Very Appr opiate,

do vou cali your d

ght. There were no I'rench | tation by using Cuticura Soap the

Civil War were broken when the
pany sold 700
S00 at the tat
. This is the | Sintes amour

25, Cintment

in the United
000,000 pounds Liver Pills

zone hos
15¢, the ant

ou es lew g over night.
powder, for use

among the troops.
sprink!ed in the {o
ves rest 1

n’s Foot-Ease

comf

20 to 45 bushels to “the acre of $2 wheat — its §
easy to figure the profits. Many Western Canadian
farmers (scores of them from the U. S.) have paid for their land from a
“h an opportunity for 1009, profi on iabor and investment }
Free Homestead Lands of 160 Acres Each
| destroyers, the admiralty also an-| 8 or secure some of the low priced lands in Manitoba, Saskatchewan or
@ Alberta. Think what you can make with wheat at $2 a bushel and land so J

aad mai. so | For Constipation
ph Carter’s Little

> tie shoes and Purely Vegetable
Makes walking a Small Pill, Small Dose, Small Price

Receipts Drop From 8,000,000 to |
light. Sold everywh
it today. Adv.

3,000,000 Eushels a Week. jun
ishington.—The receipts of wheat |
mills have taillen {from 8,000,000 !
3,000,000 bushels a week |

for the

in the last mon according to
sures received by government agen-! it takes but Will restore color to the faces of
] 5 | an lv sion at those who lack Iron in the blood,
ip

ed to the desire

her prices, which up in hiw-

to increase the | == ome a . Agents Wanted
: eh What Do You Know Abevt or
CATTLE?
Do You Sta, to ¥ now the

Ho to #15 perday.

10 close toe

tells Do% Sent for $1 bl!
atin woodlot 2 slow
th will resuit and the trees will TIRED haggard women regain health and be
n tall ane nindiv INEY cing Bucalyptus Balm Suppos
1n ta ¢ inaiy. gl per month. Jennie Clark, 2115 K. 24th, Denver,

— ——— | Lady Agents Wanted 13,5!
FROST PROOF out Lain Bp .
CAB Bass :& PLANTS

Doodle Dixie,

ining in Winter. |

ap at $1.50. F.
ered parcel post 100, 352; 1,000.

Carter’s Iron Pills
as most pale-faced people do.

EE MORE MONEY than you are at your
tion? 1f 80. write us, we have a sure
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A, 503 Mutual Life Building, Buffalo, New

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y Jepeay Sad Charles iT] Walk efield, _Sue- New Marching Song—Y
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