(EDITOR’S NOTE: Following
are some imaginary New
Year’s Resolutions for Back
Mountain residents, their
friends and relatives. Again,
these resolutions, like last
week’s imaginary Christmas
gifts, are to be taken lightly and
are only published for the joy of
holiday fun.)
DAVE WYSOCKI - To stay
calm during Penn State football
games.
ROSEANNE CORRIGAN - To
keep watching ‘‘Highway to
Heaven.”
SHEILA KOEPKE - To add to
DENNIS SKIRO - To remem-
ber what bank keeps his
accounts.
rich with one of his business
ventures.
JOAN AND LEE ROGERS -
To be happy in their new home.
RAY SWEETRA - To stay
away from dogs on his postal
route.
SISTER ALICE ANN - To
keep dreaming about ‘middle
States.”
MARY GRACE CASCIO AND
‘‘cheering.”
FRANCES SESSON - To con-
tinue going to school on days
when there is no school.
SUSAN DADURKA - To pro-
vide more “homeless” friends a
place to stay in California.
“KAZ” KUZNICKI - To once
and for all shoot the Canadian
moose that’s been eluding him
the past two years.
LOUISE SHULESKI - To buy
DEBORAH PARADA - To
finally decide on a Beverly Hills
mansion to accommodate all
her unexpected guests.
TONI GRAPHIA - To install a
personalized switchboard to
help her with all her phone
calls.
DEBBEY WYSOCKI - To
install a ‘hot line’’ to Orion
Studios in her apartment.
DOTTY MARTIN - To own her
Own newspaper.
JUDY DALEY - To return to
coaching.
DAVID MARTIN - To work
less and travel more.
LAURA MARTIN - To slow
down.
JEAN INNAMORATI - To
learn how to control Pat Jones.
- To continue
getting in Jean’s hair.
MARY ELLEN ALU - To
write another series like the one
on the LIU.
LIU OFFICIALS - To get
Mary Ellen Alu off their backs.
DAVE CONNER - To bend a
little.
JOANN NEWBERRY - To
find a job closer to home or a
home closer to the job.
SUSAN DADURKA - To write
down all phone messages.
JANE RENN - To talk some-
one into purchasing new camera
equipment.
TIMMY CARROLL - To learn
how to control the local media.
PAUL LABAR - To continue
avoiding the local media.
FRED POTZER - To become
President.
TOM MARTIN - To get Big
Moe home safely.
POP GREY - To start eating
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JOHN GREY AND BRIAN
WESLEY - To get girlfriends so
they can double date on week-
ends.
CARL COYL - To meet his
friend from Vermont.
DADDY AND DONNA - To
have no meetings every night so
they can get second jobs to pay
for the new truck.
UNCLE BUDDIE - To come
home to Pa.
CHRIS MCLAUGHLIN - To
have the right person whisper in
her ear. :
LINDA GREY - To shoot a
good game of darts.
HELEN MARTIN - to watch
out for trees to be dancing in
the streets.
MELANIE WILLIAMS - To
live happily ever after.
MARGE BAKER - To learn
how to golf in the snow.
HANK WILLIAMS - To con-
tinue defending the Brownies
who decorate the Christmas
tree at the post office.
JOHN HOINSKI - To write for
Sports Illustrated.
KAREN SPUDIS - To open a
Tunkhannock branch of Bargain
Bakery Outlet.
JIM VERAS - To franchise his
car washes nationwide.
WANDA HARKER - To con-
tinue doing whatever she’s
doing to look so good.
ANNA KALNA - To get out for
dinner with her ‘‘special’”’
friends.
MILDRED BACHMAN - To
enjoy better health.
FRED AND JEANNETTE -
To visit Laura and Dave more
often.
CORNELIA DAVIS - To get
out more often.
HOLLY BANKS - To skip
school less often.
SHIRLEY WILSON - To go
Christmas carolling all year
round.
SISTER RAYMUNDA - To
join a dance company.
CAROLYN HAVEY - To clean
out her purse.
JOHN SHASKAS - To have a
full house at next year’s Library
Auction Kickoff Dinner.
DORIS MAGEE - To find
Shrine Acres.
NANCY KOZEMCHAK - To
write a syndicated library
column.
ALBINA LEVANDOWSKI - To
work three days a week.
BRYAN KISTLER - To have
fun.
LORI HILLARD - To stop
worrying about other people.
RODNEY MAJOR - To make
his first million - racing, of
course.
NANCY ROWLANDS - To
donate $20,000 to the Kirby
Center.
BOB DEREMER - To build a
mall.
GINO - To teach everyone to
wear cologne and use mouth-
wash by the gallon.
LARISA BERGAVIN - To
learn to drive.
PAM BONOMO - To stop talk-
ing.
DIANE BRYANT - To get all
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ROBERTA KLEIN - To teach
people proper nutrition and
exercise.
AL KLEIN - to see people
walk properly.
BARRY FINN - To run more
special rates for bowlers.
LORI SABA - To have no
disagreements with Earl.
TEX AND JEAN WILSON -
To take a vacation together this
winter.
SANDY SHEEHAN - To stop
going to mixers for at least
three months.
JANE CUMMINGS - To take
Misty to Leader West one night
a month.
NICK TSIOLES - To build
another Mister Donut i9n the
Back Mountain.
DAVE CONNER - To take a
week’s vacation.
JANE RENN - To stay out of
supermarkets.
OLGA KOSTROBALA - To eat
lunch somewhere besides Bon-
anza.
DOTTY MARTIN - To go
skiing every day.
FRED TEMPLIN - To spend
more time with his family than
at school.
BETTY GENSEL - To allow
more phone calls to go through
to Gerry Wyecallis.
JANICE BRACE - To run
more errances during the school
day.
BOB FINO - To advertise
every week in The Dallas Post.
DALLAS CHEERLEADERS -
To finish in the top 10 at nation-
als in Florida.
MARY TAYLOR - To serve
more people in less time in her
new salon on Route 415.
RON RYBAK - To give up
coaching and officiating.
FRANK GALICKI - To give up
officiating.
DALLAS POST AD REPS - To
pick up at least 12 new accounts
each month. :
DEBBIE ZURINSKI - To
spend more night at home.
HERB DREHER - To bring
home a buck next hunting
season.
NANCY KOZEMCHAK - To
get a ride to state tournament.
BETTY STRAZDUS - To be
the first female to bowl a 700
series at Back Mountain Bowl.
ROY STAIR - To work only 48
hours a week.
JOHN SHASKAS - To schedule
at least one day a week to treat
small animals.
LAKE-LEHMAN SCHOOL
DIRECTORS - To make deci-
sions to benefit students in the
New Year.
EVELYN ROBERTS - To lead
her team to the second half title
in the Country League.
JEAN BRUTKO - To increase
The Dallas Post circulation by
50 percent.
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JOE PRATO - To become a
Phillies fan.
DAVE KASPAR - To make
more trips to Philadelphia for
Mamas’ cheese steak hoagies.
SAM KASPAR - To take it
easy for awhile.
FRANK BRITT - To go
straight home after his basket-
ball games.
JOE GULA - Not to get
involved in running any more
recreation leagues.
PAT TOOLE - To stay away
from happy hours.
FRANK TRAINOR - Not to let
his work get to him.
DREW DURAKO - To become
more of an influence on Frank.
JOE ZAWATSKI - To work
shorter hours.
JOE FARRELL - To get out of
the kitchen once in a while.
CONNIE SCHINTZ - To return
to those basketball glory days of
New officers
yesteryear. il
CAROLYN BULFORD - To
become more active in the
Dallas School District.
RAY HILLMAN - To turn the
Luzerne County Fair into “The
Greatest Show on Earth.”
CHRIS PURCELL - Not to
investigate any more parties.
JOE HOINSKI - To carry an
extra set of car keys in his
pocket.
SARAH HOINSKI - To buy a
Mercedes.
DONNA GOSART - To exer-
cise the patience she got for
Christmas.
SANDY SHEEHAN - To get a
new battery for her car.
BOB GIBBON - To watch an
NBA game.
CHET HINE - To win the
Wyoming Valley Conference
installation dinner at Irem
Births
Division 1 championship.
PAT MCCUE - To land a head
coaching job.
JOE STASIK - To take a
vacation now that he’s finished
with school. :
LEO LEHMAN - To buy stock
in Minotti’s.
MICHAEL TOOLE - To try
and make it through another
year as a bachelor.
ED DEMICHELE - To do a
national commercial.
JIM HIGGINS - To win
another state swimming cham-
pionship.
WILLIAM PRICE - To return
a phone call.
MICHELLE SERAFIN - To
get a smaller dog.
JUDY KLEIMAN - To move
out of Williamsport.
BERNIE PODCASY - To find
some time to play basketball.
DHS class
plans event
The Dallas High School class
of 1977 is planning its 10 year
reunion.
Please contact Jack Bestwick
at 675-3502 or Laurie Hiller
Kapson at 675-4871 if you can
help to locate the following
people:
Michael Duncan, Laura
Enslen, Joni Heritt, Faith
Huegel, Colleen Kennedy, Shan-
Joseph Nace, Juan Navarro,
William Niedjaco, Betsy Reese,
Trinice Richardson, Hans Staf-
fen Sjoberg, David A. Thomas,
Marguerite Voitek, Donna Wat-
kins, Thomas Whipple, Richard
Wilson, Ronald Wilson.
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(The following Back Mountain
couples have announced births
during the past week: )
PARSONS, THERESA and
WALTER, Maple Street,
Trucksville, a daughter, Thurs-
day, Dec. 18.
COOK, SARAH and NEAL,
RD 2, Box 415, Harveys Lake, a
son, Monday, Dec. 22.
ROZELLE, DEBRA and
DALE, RD 3, Box 241, Dallas, a
daughter, Monday, Dec. 22.
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