PAUL ‘“SARGE’”’ KUTZER, Harveys Lake, 77 Disabled American veteran. “No, I’m just starting now.” NO DOUBT, the Christmas shopping season is upon us. I made the mistake - or should I say I did it on purpose - of going shopping last Friday. You know, Black Friday - the day every single person (every single person without any brains, that is) goes shopping. It was fun - people every- where, pushing, shoving, insist- ing on being first in line and moaning about having to stand in line at all. What was fun was that my Christmas shopping is just about complete and I was just out looking — looking for some things that I would buy only if I liked them, not because I needed a gift for someone. What 1 was looking at more than items for sale, however, were the people. The people who are out shop- ping the day after Thanksgiving are really a riot. It’s almost as if someone just reminded them that Christmas is less than a month away and they’d better get their Christmas shopping done in a day or two. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not criticizing people for shopping the day after Thanks- giving - after all, I was one of them. But, you have to admit the whole idea is kind of funny when you think about it. After all, we all know the stores will continue their sales beyong that one day and we really don’t have to kill ourselves to buy all of those gifts in one day, do we? GET WELL WISHES are extended to Hap Mathers, form- erly of Trucksville, now residing in Littlestown, Pa. Hap, who was stricken ill last Wednesday while hunting in the Forkston area, is a medical patient at the Wilkes-Barre Gen- eral Hospital. Hap’s wife, Judie, a former staff writer at The Dallas Post and now Lifestyles Editor at the Gettysburg Times, has been spending a lot of time in this area, staying with Hap’s par- ents, Mr. and Mrs. W. Richard Mathers, of Carverton Road, Trucksville. Hope you're feeling better by the time you read this, Hap! BEST OF LUCK to Al Lipko, proprietor of Ye Olde Clock Shoppe in the Dallas Shopping Center. Shoppers (Continued from page 1) Corporate officers Vincent Insalaco, Len Dixon, Sandy Insalaco and General Manager Joe Zoldi were everywhere, answering questions, giving assistance where needed and checking what might still need to be done. Ayleen Landon and her daugh- ter, Tami, were shopping. Mrs. Landon said it was the first time she had ever been in an Insalaco market. She was the seventh person in the store Sunday morning. “It’s lovely,” she said. “The meats are beau- tiful and the service is good. Tami said the employees were very nice and the aisles were nice and wide. Linda Williams of Dallas was thrilled with the store. ‘It’s said he had been in the Insalaco stores in West Pittston and Edwardsville and liked them. They’re clean, have good meat and the prices are comparable, no higher than other stores. He said they have just about every- thing. At the check-out areas, there are scanner checkout talking registers giving the price, total and the amount of change, a fascinating procedure to the shoppers checking out. In the nearly 250 car parking lot, there are very few parking spaces empty at 9:30 a.m., although the store didn’t appear to be crowded. Other stores already located in the shopping center were not open that early in the day. National Video Center opened Al, who decided to call it quits, announced his retirement effective this past Monday and says he plans to spend his spare time in his basement - doing nothing other than working on clocks. The watchmaker has certainly made a name for himself during his 30 years in the clock busi- ness. Having done all of his own radio commercials, Mr. Lipko’s voice is one of those the radio listener will never, ever forget. -0- BIRTHDAY GREETINGS are extended to Sis Birnstock, of Clearwater, Florida, who cele- brated her birthday on Monday, December 1. A former Back Mountain resi- dent, Mrs. Birnstock sure knew what she was doing when she moved to the land of sun and fun. She might miss her family members who still live here, but I would venture to guess she doesn’t miss the sub-zero tem- peratures and the snowy condi- tions. Happy birthday to you, Sis - and many happy returns! CHEERS to the Centermore- land Civic Group which raised more than $8,000 to help defray the medical expenses of Janet and Carl Brown. (See related editorial.) The Browns, a mother and son who recently underwent a kidney transplant and a rare reconstructive heart surgery, respectively, would like to thank all those who contribute to the fund. With two major operations in one family, medical bills have a way of skyrocketing and the Browns are grateful to everyone for their generosity in helping them meet these bills. Once again, donations are still being accepted and may be sent to the Janet and Carl Brown Medical Fund, c-o any United Penn Bank. -0- DR. LEONARD MEDURA, whose dental offices are located on Route 415, in Dallas, reports that his son, Matt, is just loving being a college student. Matt, who was the first-ever Dallas Post Male Student/Ath- lete from Dallas High School, is a sophomore at Villanova and was home for a few days, spending time with his family for the Thanksgiving holiday. Vacation’s over now, however, and Matt is back at Villanova, buckling down for final exams which are right around the corner. -0- TOM FEENEY, of Shaver- town, principal at West Side Tech High School, informed me he has four children in college. 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