- ¢ RET a Staff Correspondent restaurants. America. mints. Breakfasts. owners. Eg Critics (Continued from page 20) Kenneth Harshey, who owns Sgt. Pepper’s Sandwich Emporium in Indian- apolis, sued a local newspaper for libel last fall after the critical review. ‘We went from a growing business to one that struggled to survive for several months,” he says. ‘‘Fortun- ately, (the review) was in a small news- 000 people you've lost.” The libel case is still pending. Restaurant owners, though, haven’t been very successful in suing critics. Only one, Michael Chow, is known to have won a libel case against a reviewer, and an appeals court recently overturned that decision, which involved a review of Mr. Chow’s New York restaurant by a French guidebook. (Mr. Chow is in Asia and couldn’t be reached for comment on whether he plans to appeal.) Many critics go out of their way to make sure they are treated like ordinary diners. They take friends along so that they can sample a variety of dishes, and some of them return as many as five times. They also try to work incognito. At Chicago maga- zine, where reader surveys show that the restaurant review is the most popular fea- ture, Carla and Allen Kelson pay for meals with four American Express cards and two Visa cards, all under different names. They also use false noses in photo- raphs, appear in adow on television and sometimes wear wigs. Being a food critic may seem like a great job, but there are disadvantages. One is constant weight swings. Mr. Kelson says she has gained 80 pounds and lost 80 pounds in the last year and a half. And then there’s awful food. Once, Mrs. Kelson and a guest got sick shortly after eating at a famous restaurant. Before writing their review, the Keslons had to go back and order the same sorts of dishes to find out whether the food was at fault. Although no one got sick the second time, ‘things weren’t as fresh or as cold as they should have been,”” Mrs. Kelson says. ‘‘The scallops were over the hill.” Bryan Miller, the New York Times's critic since October, has never cooked a meal in the city apartment where he and his wife live during the week. The paper spends about $5,000 a month on his restaurant tab. In his first three months, Mr. Miller added 15 pounds to his six-foot frame. After his gray- the back, he bought a digital scale and joined a health club. Before becoming a critic, the 32-year-old Mr. Miller worked as a reporter, studied cooking, waited tables and cooked in a French restaurant in Connecticut. “I don’t think you can critize a restau- rant until you've actually seen the belly of the whale,” he says. “You know the tricks. I've made oh those shortcuts, so I know what they are.” According to retaurant owners, some small, local publications do guar- antee favorable reviews in exchange those reviews aren’t the ones that really matter. Recently, a fact checker at influ- ential New York mag- azine called Louis Sica and said a review of Dolce, his eight-month-old res- taurant, was sched- uled to run in the magazine as part of a roundup of Italian restaurants. From her questions, Mr. Sica surmised that the review would be positive. “I got so excited” she says. ‘I hired three more waiters. We geared up the kitchen staff. I got some backup people. I thought if the review is good, we’ve got to be ready.” Then the magazine called to say the review was being pulled for lack of space. Mr. Sica feels help- less. A review is ‘‘the one thing that brings in the masses,” he says. “Do you know how many restau- rants there are in New York? Someone has to justify your existence.” Fast food Nine times a month. That is the number of times the average American eats fast food. Fast food fits into a busy lifestyle. It is conve- nient and quick. All food, including fast foods, has nutrients the body ‘needs. { SN TRAINER ki = Albert Brenna, Mary Legenz, Diane Zeszza. LEGAL NOTICE Notice is hereby given that PENNSYLVANIA GAS AND WATER COMPANY intends to make application to the DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRON- MENTAL RESOURCES, Harris- burg, Pennsylvania, for a National Pollutant Discharge Elimination System (NPDES) Permit for industrial waste at its lant located in KINGSTON OWNSHIP, LUZERNE COUNTY, and to discharge the treated waste water at the con- fluence of Huntsville Creek and Toby's Creek. This application is made under the provisions of the Clean Streams Law, the Act of June 22, 1937, P.L. 1987, as amended. 21-4-P FOR SALE RCA TV 19" black & white, exc. cond. Sacrifice $85. 824-1388. 18-tfn-P Diningroom Suite Fruit- wood hutch, drop leaf table, seats 10 and 4 chairs. 675-3491 after 5 p.m. 22-tfn-P 24' Muskin Pool, stainless steel pump, 100 |b. chlorine, ~ has deck, needs a liner $500 nego- tiable. 824-8723. 10-tfn-P Late Model Cub Cadet Tractor--44" cut, 12 h.p., auto. shift, exc. cond. highest bidder. 693-3322. 10-tfn-P Kirby Vacuum Classic Ill 2- CB rug renovator, fumi- gator, paint sprayer, shag rug fluffer, all accessories $125. Call 675-1610. 10-tfn-P MXR Sustain Orignal Receipt Multivox space driver. 735-0740. 11-tfn-P Galvanized Laundry Tub with stand and new hoses $12.00. Phone evenings 388-6384. 11- tfn-P : Bolens® Lawn Tractor mowing deck, snow thrower, wheel weights, chains, 693-4340. 11-tfn-P Akai Cassette Deck GX- F35 $100; Akai receiver, 80 watts $175. Both items in exc. cond. 288- 3683 days, 675-3541 after 6 p.m. 11-tfn-P Singer Electric Sewing Machine all attache- ments, cabinet, $125. Upholstered barrel back chair $30. 477-5072. 12- tfn-P Beautifully Carved Oak Bedroom - Suite $600; stainless steel range hood $30. 298-2200. 13- tin-P Te FOR SALE FOR SALE FOR SALE FOR SALE 23": " Geurciotti 12 Speed Bicycle all dura ace tubu- lar tires or clincher $300; 24" Velosolex bicycle, red, 12 speed, Reynolds 531 tubing, $300. 288- 3683 days, 675-3541 after 6 p.m. 11-tfn-P Antique Singer Sewing Machine. Was new in 1929, $175. 824-1388. 15- tfn-P Metal Folding Bed $20; electric floor sander $125. 824-1388. 15-tfn-P Frigidaire Chest Freezer Good cond. $75. 298- 2725. 15-tfn-P 2 Suzuki Mini Bikes 1983, 50cc, Low mileage, exc. cond. $250 ea. 655-3024. 16-tfn-P Dyna-Gym Exerciser $50; un Air Glow kerosene heater $60. 824-5475 after 5 p.m. 17-tfn-P 4 Aluminum Awnings assorted lengths, from 9 ft. long by 3 ft. 4" wide $125. 696-3314. 17-tfn-P Riding Lawnmower and yard figurines. 693-4340. 17-tfn-P Gold Davenport, beauti- ful, exc. cond. $200; 6 r. gold drapes 63" fait $25; 2 pr. gold lined drapes 63" length ad, \9'x'11'6"," $75; rown & gold mixed rug 9'x18' $75. Phone 675- 0027. 19-tfn-P Little Girls Clothing 18 mos. to 6X. Exc. cond. Reasonably priced. 696- 1974. 24-tfn-P Electrolux Vacuum Cleaner w-all attach- ~ ments, real good cond.; Blessed Mother statue fo the yard; yard figurines. 693-3322. 14-tfn-P Oven 30" wide. Asking $150. Serious inquiries need apply only between 5-8 p.m. 823-3685. 14-tfn- P Queen Size Waterbed $600 neg. 822-8585. 14- tfn-P Fiber-Optic Revolving Lamps am-fm cassette clock radios, CBs, scan- ners, cameras, Blessed Mother and other yard T4-tn-P New and Used Golf Clubs Very reasonable. 693- 1940. 11-tfn-P Novelty ltems of many types. Fiber-optic revolv- ing lamps, musical revolving silk-floral arrangements with lights, Blessed Mother, Saints, yard figurines, new still in box. 693- 4340. 11-tfn-P 1 Prince Dirt Bike $30; 1 22" 10 speed, exc. $60; 1 dune buggy, 5 h.p. Briggs & Stratton $100. 693-0444. 13-tfn-P 2 Prs. 100%: Pleated Width 75" in length; 1 pr. pleated 57% length 752" custom made drapes; 9x12 wool rug, overall pattern. 288-8870 after 9 a.m. 13-tfn-P 4%' Upholstered Bar, 2 upholstered swivel stools $110; 30" GE electric stove with 3 new extra burner elements, $100. 779-3492. 15-tfn-P 3 Pc. Crushed Velvet Green Livingroom Set. Paid $1200 asking $500; 4 pc. French Provincial bedroom suit; Atari with cartridges, and miscella- neous, 283-1515. 19-tfn-P Security Deadbolt Locks (Yale), with keys. Will install labor and materi- als $32.00. 824-1388. Office Desk & Matching Swivel Chair, 48"by 23". Black steel with chrome legs. Dark brown swivel chair. Exc. cond. $75. 288-9749. 22-tfn-P 1 White Twin Bed 4 poster, box spring and mattress; 3 girls used Schwinn bikes, 5 spd. Call 675-3491 after 5 p.m. 22-tfn-P Upright Piano, 2 piano benches, $100; Frigidaire gas dryer $155. Tele- phone after 6 p.m. 675- 1318. 22-tfn-P 10 Ft. Orange Modern Sofa very good cond. Best offer. 287-8472. 23- tfn-P Solid Pine Bunk Beds with built in ladder and mat- tress boards $100. 675- 8343. 23-tfn-P 10x12 Family Tent. Very clean $99; 2 Michlin X Radial tires on Volvo DL Rims 114x185, $50 for both. 696-1437. 23-tfn-P 18x48 Round All Alumi- num Above Ground Pool, with liner. Solar and winter cover. % h.p. filter and wooden deck. Exc. cond. $275. 675- 3891. 24-tfn-P Jungle Gym Set good cond. $25; wooden chaise lounge with pad, exc. cond. $20. 675-3891. 24-tfn-P 4 Pc. Lady Baltimore Lug- gage, $40. 696-1434 after 5 p.m. 19-tfn-P 4 Pc. Modern Sectional Sofa. Green & gold. $350. 696-2464. 21-tfn-P Ext. Ladders (2), One 40 magnesium, hooks broken. One 30’ wood. Both very sound. $30 ea. Call 696-1474. 24-tfn-P 1 Pair of Galvanized Laun- dry Tubs, new hoses and metal stand. Phone evenings, 388-6384. 24- tfn-P Dinette Set, matching chairs. Perfect cond. $125. 639-2262. 24-tfn-P Baby Carriage Good cond. $7.00. 675-0480. 24-tfn-P Team Murray X24R only 2 mos. old. Like new $100. 696-4441. 24-tfn-P Bell & Howell Super 8 Movie Camera and pro- jector. Self threading, $125. Call 696-1865 after 4 p.m. 15-tfn-P 5 4 Pc. Livingroom Sectional, end tables and lamp $249; office desk and chair $20; Jacobson snow blwer $35; dresser, best offer. 639-2040. 24- tfn-P One 6'2' Brown Pation Umbrella, exc. cond. $30; 1 console color TV, needs parts $50; 1 sewing machine with cabinet, needs overhaul $25. 675-3891. 21-tfn-P Dinette Table with for- mica top, 2 leaves, & 6 black vinyl chairs, chrome legs, $80. 287- 5239. 21-tfn-P Queen Size Mattress Set $35; floor waxer, good cond. 287-5239. 14-tfn-P Eureka Upright Vacuum, exc. cond. $20; GE Elec- tric percolator like new, asking $98. All prices 1 | tfn-P FOR SALE Blue Spruce Dogwood trees, blackberr & Indian Summer raspberry plants; = Forget-me-Nots, Iris, African violets. primroses and other per- ennials. 675-3057. scope 12 ocular pieces - course and fine adjust- ments-mechanical stage- 4 objectives incl. oil immersion, case included--Series inugires only. A bargain at $750. Call 639-5988 after 5 p.m. 16-tfn-P Under Counter Sink 2 wash compartments, drain board each side. Overall 6 ft. s-s with all plumbing attachments included. Exc. cond. Asking $350. Call 639- 5988 after 5 p.m. 16-tfn-P Beige Couch $25; green couch $40; recliner $25; Early American Swag lamp $15; metal clothes closet $25; circular baby walker $7. 477-5591. Penn-Van Oil Furnace with all accessories. Steam heat. Make offer. Call 287-8652, 4-9 p.m. Oil Storage Tank 250 gal., used indoors. Exc. cond. $35; 16" lite weight Craftsman chain saw $80, 696-2870. 8-tfn-P Couch & Swivel Chair to match almost new $300. Must sell, moving out of state. 287-5239. 8-tfn-P Hay for Sale, 500 bales, first cutting. Call 288- 8525. 8-tfn-P Meyers Snow Plow 675- 4073. 9-tfn-P 2 Six Grave Plots, Memo- rial Shrine Cemetery. Roselawn and Homelawn Sections. 824-7087. Works, $30. 696-3017. 3 Pc. Early American Liv- ingroom Set w-dark pine wood $250.; Stereo RCA console, AM-FM radio and 8 track tape deck $250 nego. exc. cond. 287-7301. 18-tfn-P 5 Pc. Wrought Iron Patio Set $120. 675-5684. 18- tfn-P Blessed Mother Statues yard figurines, Dutch boy and girl. Many others. painted and sealed for ably priced. 693-4340. Boys Powder Blue Light- weight Sports Coat, size 20 reg.; like new, worn 3 times. Sea 'n Ski girls. size small ski jacket. Good cond. 639-5914 after 4 p.m. 18-tfn-P 7 H.P. Massey Ferguson Tractor, with 36" mower, nice cond. but needs motor work, $125. Work bench, 8 steel drawers, 2" 40x60 maple top. $70. 675-5819. 24-tfn-P 7% H.P. Martin Outboa Motor $75; 27" boys 10 speed Schwinn bike, like new $75. 675-5819. 24- tfn-P 36’ Gas Stove, asking $100; post-formed green counter top, contempo- rary white wtih oak trim bath vanity, green oval bath sink, kitchen table & 2 charis, wood with formica top. Huge selec- tion of new oak kitchen cabinet doors and draw- ers. Sears ping pong table. Any reasonable offer. 675-4351. 24-tin-P HELP WANTED Immediate Openings Teach skin care & color analysis. Free training. Call between 9-5 p.m. 675-1170 or 735-5342. Baby Sitter needed for summer on occasion including weekends. Ref- erences. 675-0565. 24-4-P WORK WANTED Housework Wanted. Reli- able and efficient, exc. references. 477-5591. Housework Wanted-- Dallas, Tunkhannock area. 333-4846. 22-4-P Experienced Mother wauld like to babysit full or part time. Meals included, large yard; swings, sandbox and many toys. 477-3603. 22- 4-P Carpenter for Hire By hour or give estimate on labor, 25 years exp. 477- 3424. 23-4-P Work Wanted--Paneling, ceiling blocks, painting, i etc. Very reasonable rates. Call anytime 824- 1388. 23-4-P Work Wanted Mature work. 639-1624. 24-4-P