{ i ! | { i l { PAGE FOUR. we're in trouble [J We're in real trouble. With all the hullaballo over cleaning up the na- tion's streams, lakes and rivers, and the Federal Government's $5 billion expense on the effort over the last 12 years, we are still polluting our waterways faster than we are cleaning them up. Most industry spokesmen, particularly ‘from those industries which are known polluters, agree that something must be done quickly, else we find more Ohio Rivers and Lake Eries, which are now eutrophic. But few industries are willing to foot the |W ARE bill to clean up their effluents to any great extent. Enforcement efforts initiated by state and fed- eral agencies are hampered by bureaucratic boon- doggling and legal loopholes to the point of being rendered ineffective. In fact, it is not uncommon that such agencies as the Federal Water Pollution Control Administration and the Army Corps of En- gineers have actually helped the polluters more than ‘they have acted to stop them. Legislation now pending in the U.S. Congress would tax known polluters for their mess to the ex- tent that their operations would become uneconomic if they did not clean up their effluents. But whether such a measure becomes law, the nation’s fresh water resources will not improve unless and until the polluter and not the government becomes ulti- mately responsible for the cost of cleaning up the environment. for whom do you work? [[J] Who do you work for—and why do you work? : The obvious answer, of course, is that you work for your employer or for yourself, and that " the reason you work is to provide the wherewithal of living. However, that answer is an oversimplification nowadays. If you are an average citizen—and -most of us are—more than a quarter of your eight- hour working day is done on behalf of the govern- ment. In essence, government is your employer during that period and takes all of your earnings. Government figures indicate that taxes take Wo hodrs“and “45 minutes” of “your working’ time each day. By way of contrast, food and tobacco together demand only 1 hour 28 minutes, household and household operations 1 hour and 30 minutes, and so on down the list. Considering these statistics, you might have second thoughts if you think that taxation and government spending aren’t of top importance to you and your family. hr less for Laos : [1 President Nixon has revealed that American involvement in Laos has been represented as . “grossly inaccurate’ and that ‘‘only’’ 400 Americans . have died there and ‘“‘only’”’ 400 planes have been lost there. It is no reason for us to be pacified. While he claims that only a few hundred Ameri- cans are acting in a military capacity, and that they have been doing so for the past six years, again that is no reason to be pacified. The presi- dent appears to be able to take comfort from his statement that ‘no GI's are fighting in a ground war’ (later determined to be inaccurate). We can- not and must not permit the United States to be ° there in any capacity other than that of civilian. ~ It is almost too much to believe that we are “there at all in any military role, yet we are. Ten years ago in Vietnam we had only a few hundred military ‘“‘advisors,” today we are engaged in a battle that has taken nearly 50,000 lives. Are we to be pacified because we are told that the only military action the United States is involved in in Laos is an ‘“‘aerial” one? The president also takes relief from his statement that “U.S. personnel in Loas during the past year has not increased, while during the past few months, North Vietnam has sent over 13,000 additional combat ground troops into Loas.” We should think, in light of the Vietnam tragedy, that the United States should: care less if North Vietnam sent 13 million ground combat troops into Loas. Tie SDALLASC0ST A non-partisan, liberal, and progressive newspaper published every Thursday morn- ing by Northeastern Newspapers Inc. from 41 Lehman Ave., Dallas, Pa. 18612. Entered as second class matter at the post office at Dallas, Pa., under the Act of March 3, 1869. Subscription within county, $5 a year. Out-of-county subscriptions, $5.50 a year. Call 675-5211 for subscriptions. The officers of Northeastern Newspapers Inc. are Henry H. Null 4th, president and publisher; John’ L. Allen, vice president, advertising; J. R. Freeman, vice presi- ‘dent, news, - Editor emeritus, Mrs. T. M. B. Hicks; managing editor, Doris R. Mallin; editor of the editorial page. Shawn Murphy; advertising manager, Annabell Selingo. We don’t know his name so we shall call him Smith, and one day this man came to Smith and said, ‘‘You have been very fortunate; the government has selected you in a Sociological Experiment, and would you mind accepting a monthly check of $150 for the next three years?’ And Smith said, languidly, “G’wan, feller; I'll call the cops!” And so to make a long story short, Smith now gets in his mail every month a nice check from the U.S. Office of Econom- ic Opportunity, and his wife cashes it at the supermarket and since it began in 1969, it will continue in 1971. That’s the story of Smith. What I haven’t said is that Smith has two children, and a menial job that brings him in just about $1600 a year. And that, my friends, makes him a classic example of a family of four whose income is just half of the $3600 which has been taken arbitrarily by the U.S. * Government as the poverty line. “It didn’t just*happentorSmith He had to have the right in- come and live in the right place and be willing to go along with the experiment. And if you don’t believe me, I will say at once that there are over 2,000 ‘“‘Smith’’ famil- ies all told, some in the coun- try and some in the city. The 1300 urban families live in four New Jersey cities, and in Scranton, Pa., and 835 country families live in North Carolina or Iowa. Many of them are what are called working poor ; they have jobs, they strain off by BRUCE HOPKINS I had to share breakfast the ; other day with a cockroach. . Yeah, it was terribly exciting. - I had never seen one before. It just kind of wandered in during the night, I guess. Everyone in the apartment complex had been talking about them, but I had never seen one. In fact, I really . didn’t know what they liiked like. Oh, occasionally I had . killed a little bug and thought maybe it was a roach, but I * didn’t know for sure. Then the other morning I was pushing the toaster button down, when I happened to . glance into the garbage bag. There it sat, calmly munching on a piece of lettuce. I screamed. “Chip, come here quick.” I yelled. Chip came bounding a- round the corner and looked around frantically. ‘“Whatsa matter, whatsa matter?’’ He asked. I told him to look at the monster in the garbage bag. “Oh, it’s a cockroach.” He said calmly. “How can you be so calm?” I inquired nervously. “I mean look at it ? It looks like a 1956 Cadillac. It’s frightening.” At this point the roach had crawled underneath the lettuce « for protection, and I asked Chip what he thought we ought to do. He thought we ought to ignore it. “But, for God’s sake, what if it demands that I share my eggs with it? We can’t leave it there—it will eat us out of house and apartment.” Chip suggested that when we left for sehool, we could simply empty the garbage bag. I thought that was a good idea, and I suggested that he stand THE DALLAS POST, MARCH 26, 1970 7 & DC 7% Zz 2 Nw Gil i 2 i > ) the from Washington and sweat, but they are trap- : ped. There are an equal number of families who are mirror images of the first group, or ‘controls’, and are watched carefully by the government officials, but they don’t get any monthly check. For that is the purpose of this experiment, which is surely one of the most extraotdinary ever undertaken by any gov- ernment anywhere, to find out what Smith and all the other Smiths do with their money as compared with like families who don’t get it. Will Smith spend his windfall on women and strong liquor? Will he put it in the bank? Will he run harder and harder round the squirrel cage, or will he slacken off and ease up on an incredible free ride at tax- payers’ expense? What really is being tested’ here is a something pretty im- portant; it is a test of the moral fiber of a lot of humble poeple—and indeed, of you and me, 100, because we are not too different. + I nme There is more and more talk these days of putting..a mini- mum income floor under every- body; in short, of abolishing poverty. President Nixon, with a nudge from his White House lepre- chaun-in-residence, Dani€l Pat- rick Moynihan, came up sur: prisingly last year with his own version of this, a proposed na- tional Family Allowance Program with a $1600 a year minimum for a family of four (supplemented by $800 in food stamps). Fn i JT Smith experiment, what will happen? Ideas for income maintenance systems are blossoming out all over. Pat Moynihan, before he came to the White House, was a backer of the Children’s Al- lowance, which they have in Canada and 60 other nations. Sen. George McGovern (D) of South Dakota last week pro- posed this for the U.S. It’s great virtue is that it practically administers itself, there is virtually no bureauc- racy; the mothers take the check and use it as they see fit. (If you can’t trust a mother to do what’s right for her child, who can you trust?) The dis- advantage is that it’s a scat- ter-gun approach; alotof money goes to middle income fami- lies and not the destitute, and only part is recovered in in- come tax. 4 The Nixon plan is now before the House Ways and Means Committee. It stunned many when he introduced it because it was like Herbert Hoover hav- ing a love affair with a Treas- ury deficit. And yet, this shouldn’t-have seemedsecsurprising. America’s present welfare system is al- most collapsing; it’s nearly as bad as the health-hospital-men- ical complex in America. You can feel in your bones that within four or five years both welfare and health will be na- tionalized other. Gov. Rockefeller in 1967 got minent American business lead- ers, the chairman of Xerox, of Inland Steel, Mobil Oil, Metro- politan Life, and so on, and they examined the unholy welfare mess and reported unanimously the cuff stuff guard at the bag, while I fin- ished breakfast. Anyway, I sat there calmly eating and keeping an eye on the garbage, when Warren came around the corner. He remarked that there was some- thing crawling out of the gar- bage bag. I jumped up and stood behind him, watching the roach crawl down the side of the bag. “Kill it, Warren, kill it.” I shouted. Warren said he'd have to go put his shoes on so he could step on it. He left. He actually walked away, and left me stranded in the kitchen with this elephantine cockroach. Some roommate. I backed up against the wall. The only choice I had was to make him think I wasn’t afraid of him. “Alright, roach, your days are over. I'm going to get you and get you good. Don’t think you can scare me because you can't.” The roach, who for some rea- son seemed to be ignoring me, turned around and began head- ing toward the back of the re- frigerator. By the time Warren would get back with his shoes, the cockroach could be in Phil- adelphia. I knew I had to ake my move. There was one possibility. The roach was just passing an empty soda bottle, and if I acted quickly, I could trap him underneath it. But I had to act fast. I took two steps forward, picked up the bottle, and went “Aha!” Listen, have you ever seen an excited cockroach? I mean, they travel faster than a speeding bullet. He kept running in circles, coming pre- cariously close to my stock- inged feet. Just as I was about to plop the bottle on his head, he scooted behind the refrig- erator. I plopped the bottle on my big toe. Oh, the pain. It crept up my ankle to my knee and back down again. I stood there cringing, and Warren came around the corner. “Did you get him?” He asked. “No, the score is 15—love, in favor of the roach.” Warren did his best to find him. He moved the refrigerator and everything, but there was no sign of the roach. And we haven’t seen him since. Frank- ly, I hope we never do. Of course, I keep getting encouragement from the ladies in the faculty room. “Oh my,” said the home ec teacher, ‘‘if you've got one, you've got 30.” Now, I ask you, how can I possibly be expected to feed 30 cockroaches? Can you im- agine what might happen if they ever got together and formed a union? Anyway, I never want to see one again. Everytime I enter the apartment, I play it safe. I open the door, turn on the lights and shout, I am coming into my apart- ment.” That let’s them know I'm coming so they can get out of the way. My other preventative meas- ure concerns my roommates. I have instructed them not to let the garbage pile up beyond five bags full. The least we can do is offer the roaches a chal- lenge. Ya know? in some way Or: “Well, here that, ‘It should be replaced with an income maintenance system, possibly a negative income tax, which would bring all thirty million (poor) Amer- icans up to at least the official Federal poverty line.” Now Sen. Fred Harris (D) of Oklahoma, (having broken free from being chairman of the . near-bankrupt Democratic Na- tional Committee) comes for- ward with his own federal in- come maintenance proposal. It’s a lot like Nixon's except that it would pay more; the checks would be graduated to bring everybody up to the arbi- trary poverty line. The cost would rise from $7 billions the first year to $20 billions the third. (The Nixon plan would cost around $4 billion). A lot of money. But it would be a substitute for a lot of mon- ey now spent on the incredibly inefficient welfare programs. “A recent study by Gilbert Steiner estimates that five as- sorted Federal programs cost $13.25 billion a year, with heav- en knows how much more from states and private charity. The distribution is a nightmare of inequality. Something must be done soon . . . Oh, and by the way, Sen. Harris reports that the ‘Smiths’ are doing admir- ably; at any rate they are plug- ging away under the goad of the old Puritan Ethic. They seem to be working harder than ever. Notes: At a White House reception for Sen. Russell last week, Mr. Nixon explained that he checked information with a lot of people: ‘This is con- sistent with our policy of cross- ruffingeverything,’”’ Judith Mar- tin of the Washington Post quotes him as saying, ‘Rather than just getting the opinions of in-house people, we're check- ing with out-house people, too” . . . And we sympathize with Nigel Calder in the New States- man (London) on the problem of England’s change to the met- ric system: ‘‘Itis better to know that 940-630-960 milli- metres is a shapely figure than to stop and convert it to 37-25-38.” The Right To Write To THE POST: The Dallas Post is the oldest informative paper of the Back Mountain area. We enjoy its national, state and home news of the community. Mr. Editor, the time has come for the ‘‘Silent Majority’’ to raise it’s VOICE and dem- onstrate in ACTION and FAITH our National Motto, “In God We Trust” demanding VICTO- RY for the dead and the living soldiers in Vietnam and at home and abroad, by joining THE VICTORY MARCH FOR GOD AND COUNTRY, Satur- day, April 4, in Washington, D.C. A chartered bus will be at the Kingston Municipal Building. For more information you may call Dallas 675-1488 or Kingston 287-1451. SALLY M. BROWN Dallas poetry corner Morning mists, Evening shadows, frame the sunlit day like bookends protecting volumes ti of deeds and unread knowledge. From by HIX It’s a little late this year, but the first crocuses are here, and the snowdrops, and in no time at all the first wave of frost- bitten robins will be hopping around in the front yard, freez- ing their feet in what remains of the snow covering. Better the robins than the perch. There was an item on a newscast not too long ago, that land-roving perch had frosted their fins down in Florida, when they took off cross country from one stream to another. What's the country coming to, if the fish start walking? Isn’t there anything at all that we can depend upon to stay put? It would give me pause, a whole lot of pause, if I were curled in a sleeping bag some- where near a stream, and a perch nudged in alongside, saying ‘‘Shove over, I'm friz, howzabout sharing the wealth?’ It would be abso- lutely shattering. But I under- stand that it has happened. Hal Borland, in his compilation of stories about the great outdoors in “Our Natural World,” cities an instance where a large cat- fish, frozen into a block of ice and completely immobile, stretched itsfins, started breath- ing, and leaped out of its tub on- to the floor, committing suicide in an attempt to reach a larger body of water. He might have made it, but the concrete floor of the garage gave him no life support. Walking fish take you back to the beginning of time, and remind you that evolution is still going on, imperceptibly but steadily. Robins, I can understand. There is something comforting about seeing the first flock of robins. They're here to stay for - the duration, and one stupid set of parents is bound to try building a nest on the curving frame of the front door, shel- tered by the porch. The straw keeps falling off before the mud cement can be applied to hold it in place, and the porch is a shambles. There is a small shelf designed for a robin’s nest, over one of the windows, but the robin passes it up. Mamma built her nest over the door, so over the door it has to be according to family tradition, and eventually first one wisp and then another is cemented in place, and nest building pro- gresses. The lawn will need a ton of topsoil to conceal the scar where the submersible pump was hauled to the surface last fall. Pioneer Avenue, in com- mon with the major portion of the Back Mountain, has a strata of water-bearing rock beneath it, and the soil is very thin. So thin, in fact, that in times of prolonged drought the trees suf- fer. One enormous oak was de- nied water for years on end, FORTY YEARS AGO Fire destroyed three cottages on the Idetown-Harveys Lake Road Wednesday morning, with an estimated loss of $2500. The Rev. Harry F. Henry, pastor of the Shavertown Meth- odist Church, received another threatening letter warning him to get our of town or ‘‘take what comes.” The minister had been leading a campaign against bootleggers. Harold Lloyd’s Studebaker touring car was badly damaged by fire while he was driving to. Wilkes-Barre. THIRTY YEARS AGO With the death of Mrs. Clara Cook, much of the early history of Dallas vanished. Mrs. Cook, 83, daughter of pioneer resi- dents of the area, Mr. and Mrs. Ira D. Shaver, had innumer- able tales of the early days at the tip of her tongue. Her husband Charles, who died in 1931, made valuable maps of the area during his long years as a surveyor. Mrs. Cook’s father had the first post office in Dallas, on the location of Kuehn’s drugstore (now Fi- no’s). ; Herman Sands, Carverton auctioneer, noted that he had more than 60 sales booked for the season. He had been in the business for 20 years. ‘It’s “petting harder and harder to make a living on a farm these days,’”’ he said, ‘‘and that might explain the spurt in farm sales. Take an old fashioned earthen vessel, especially one with a crocheted silencer on the lid; it always gets a laugh from the crowd but we sell em.” C. A. Frantz said he would retire from active business April 1, and his son-in-law Harold Titman was named to - succeed him in operation of Pillar To Post - side. They form a rr and now is dead, dropping off one branch after another. It was a beautiful tree. It used to carry on a stout branch ex- tending = over the . chilgiren’s sandpile, a tall swing i@nich an airborne passenger ‘could swing far out over the steep slope. As the tree gradually lost the breath of life, it put forth no more leaves, and now it stands, a skeleton. And beneath it, no longer shaded, the grass is growing. The heavy snows of this past winter should be restoring the water table. Melting has been so gradual that there has been, to date, no major run-off, and the danger of a flood in the valley is lessening day by day. An advertisement in the Dal- las Post brought a man with a truck, who says he can take down the evespouts. Gutters become clogged with ne@Yes if a home owner has a grove of pine trees on the windward resists the passage of raiff@hiter, .and freeze solid in zero weath- er. This winter specialized in zero weather, and for a time there, the icicles were reaching almost to the ground. They nev- er seemed to drip, but they lengthened dav by day. With the gutters removed, there's always the chance that the rain can drip down over the eaves and provide welcome moisture for the flowerbeds be- neath, instead of slucing down into the rain tub, overflowing, and washing the thin topsoil down onto the terrace. That catfish. . .the man who had it in his garage had cut a solid block of ice containing the fish, out of a pond, and had taken it home with him just on general suspicion. He was amazed when the fish came to life, gulped ‘feebly, roiied his eyed, and suggested 2 Greer container where a fellow" with fins and. feelers could move about. Transferred from tub to tank, the catfish gathered his strength before making the su- preme effort to follow his in- stincts and hunt more gmbi- tious quarters. His an®¥ition killed him. There isn’t any moral. How , could a catfish be expected to trust a man to cart him back to his native element? Do-it- yourself is the law of nature. Do it or die. his general store. Mr. Frantz, president of Dallas Bank, saw Dallas grow from an isglated hamlet. b TWENTY YEARS AGO Clifford Space, Huntsville Road, lost a huge section of his big barn when tons of wet snow collapsed the roof. Geroge Frantz, 65, cogpsed from a heart attack anly died in the back seat of his car late Wednesday night. Mr. Frantz, on his way back to his home in Lehman from Wilkes-Barre, stopped in front of the Trucks- ville Post Office when he found the steep grade was slip-. pery from still-falling smow. A young boy assisted him in putting chains on his car. Mr. Frantz then stepped back into his car to rest for a time be- fore battling the storm. William Parsons, walking his dog short- ly after midnight, discovered: the body. % TEN YEARS AGO s A horrifying accident snuffed out the life of a 5-year old Shavertown boy when little Charles Misson slipped in an icy puddle and plunged under: the rear wheels of a school bus directly across the street from his home on Main Road. He was the son of Mr. and Mrs. Carl Misson. A representative of a Harris- burg engineering firm met with representatives Township, Dallas Township and Dallas Borough to explain the first steps necessary to- ward consideration of a sew- age system for the Back Moun- tain area. Goodleigh Farm, in the dairy business for nearly forty years, went out of business with the dispersal of 80 head of prize guernsey cows at a Lancaster sale. of Kingston AN Fh = =n Bo + <4 ~~ OY Oy = Pre Fe ed ~~ OO. Nn + pe + — =O UV or np ep NN ON ON te MN BP = 1 ( ( £