SuCTION B—PAGE 1 Raymond J. Schaffer Completes Training Airman Raymond J. Schaffer, USN, has completed the Aviation Mechanical Fundamentals School at the Naval Air Technical Training! h Center in Memphis, Tennessee. students to mathematics, Off The Cuff Stuff Left-Handed Stufflinks I put this real neat design in my and the other day. I was build- by Bruce Hopkins | apart. At any rate, I think I'm , going to put it on display at the | New York Museum of Modern Art. {ing a thing-a-ma-jig at work, and ' Ill call it “Hand Impressions With The four-week course introduces | I was using this wrench about forty physics | foot long trying to tighten this pipe and the principles of electricity. | that was being very uncooperative. Subjects stressed include atomic theory, static and dynamic electric- ity, magnetic theory and the con- struction ‘of aircraft batteries. This month-long course prepares | Navy, Marine Corps and Coast Guard personnel for entrance into | | slipped. right up against ‘the threads on, the jigger-ma-thing. The result was more advanced courses at the cen- ter. Airman Schaffer is the son of Mrs. Hattie Schaffer, 148 Meadow- crest, Trucksville, IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE | Well, there was this jigger-ma- thing over here that stuck up in the air and had threads on it be- cause it had a screw top. So there I was tugging away with all of my Herculian strength on this huge wrench when all of a sudden it My hand got wrenched this groovy design on my hand right under the back of my thumb. A sweet young thing told me that it rather resembled slices of Ameri- can cheese before you peel them Iodine.” | The funniest thing just happened | to me. I was fixing my self a cup of coffee. 1 had forgotten a cup and saucer, and I then got the jar of coffee out of the cupboard and | placed it in the cup for carrying’ purposes. I brought it over and set it on the table and this young lady who happened to be sitting there remarked, “Well, that's a cup | of coffee alright!” (I guess maybe | you had to be there.) This Saturday will be one of the | most exciting days in my entire livlihood. This Saturday I'm going | to see my first Broadway show— “Mame.” Aren't you all prickly? I am! I don’t suppose I need to [tell you that “Mame” is probably | the goingest thing on Broadway at | the present ‘time, and that it is | | based on the book, play, and movie, | “Auntie Mame,” and that it stars Angela Landsbury, and that the music was written by Jerry Her- man (who did the same for “Hello Dolly”), and that the song “Mame” (“You Charmed the Husk Right | Off of the Corn, Ma-ame”) is from | of the Robert Horlacher Memorial | a no-hitter and banged three home- | days. | it, but I will anyway. I bought the League last week with an impres- | run balls over the fence. Kern led | THE DALLAS POST, THURSDAY, AUGUST 11, 1966 Robert Horlacher Memorial League Champions 1966 Z #2 The Harveys Lake Little in iid boys copped the 1966 Championship tory over Noxen. Bill Kern, star | pitcher for Harveys, Lake, pitched | album a couple of months ago and | sive record of 15 wins and 3 losses. | the league in home runs. it's been playing ever since. Of | course, my entire family has moved The outstanding game of the sea- out, but I'M enjoying the album; I can’t wait till Saturday. I know The league, made up of four | | Back Mt. Brea Race hoopany and the champs, played their games on Tuesdays and Fri- when Kneeling in front, left to right | are: Scott MacDougall, George Alles, DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA Lake-Lehman Schedules Physical Examinations Lake-Lehman High School stu- dents trying out for football, hockey and cheerleading are reminded that physical examinations : are being held now. Football physicals will be given tomorrow, August 12, and Tuesday, August 16, at 9 a.m. in the high school health suite. : Girls’ hockey and cheerleader ® physicals will be held on Tuesday, 2 August 23, at 9 a.m.. Candidates for the above activi- ties must obtain Parent-Physical % Certificates from the high school office and have them signed by par- ents before examination. - Sgt. Robert Phillips Meets Miss California Sergeant Robert E. Phillips, Tunkhannock, son of Mrs. May Phillips, RD 1, Dallas, was among the first to greet Miss California, Sue Bradley of Tustin, California, when she visited the Marine Corps Air Station in El Toro, California, last week. Miss California went to the station to welcome Pennsyl- vania Marine Reservists to her state Ce their two weeks active duty Y for training there. the photographer arrived. | Sgt. Phillips, a member of 2nd { Motor Transport Maintenance | Squadron from Wyoming, was pho- Pictured above are members of | Jim Davis, Pete Marbach, Terry | tographed while talking with Miss the team and their manager, Al| Cadwalader, Tom Davis and Emmett | Bradley as she arrived at the sta- Wendel, Jr. Harry Loomis son for the champs was a 47-0 vic- | teams — Noxen, Beaumont, Me- | coach ‘Harold Engle were absent | and | Hoover. | tion. Standing, left to right: Bob Engle, | —— Bob Stevens, Stan Miner, Walt Wes- | ley, Frank Lutinski, Dave Smith, State Athletic Injury Clinic Scheduled For Hershey, Aug. 13 If coaches, trainers and“ players the Clinic by Dr. Richard J. Patter- will heed sound medical advice, pre- | son, of Harrisburg, an orthopedic season and regular season injuries surgeon. ; in scholastic football will decrease | With the 1966 gridiron season year. This .is the opinion of | near, Dr. Patterson will stress pre- the Advisory Committee on Sports| season conditioning. Part of his dis-| {that they don’t want it anymore, Injuries of the Pennsylvania Medical | cussion will center on the causes | leo my father said, ves. we would Society which Is, Preparing for the | ang prevention of heat exhaustion Y I | state-wide Athletic Injury Clinic at| nq heat stroke. Both conditions {oe glad io io i on a i | Hershey . Saturday, August 13. are considered preventable: [Srey So hands) SR pi oe ‘The Clinic, held in conjunction | Boh Perugini, president of the l'sult is a clicking and ringing in | With the “Big 33” football game, is| Coaches Association, says his or- {our barn. It operates without conducted by the Pennsylvania High | ganization is impressed with the | mone though. I won nine free, School Coaches Association in co= cooperation of the medical. doctors ! y g .... | operation with the Pennsylvania | in the area of preventing athletic | games the other day. Except i's Medical Society. The Advisory Com- | injuries. “The doctors are deeply | not quite as exciting winning nine mittee on Sports Injuries of ‘the ey ih le onli or ae it’s going to be just marvelous (it ! better be for that kind of money!) We got a pin ball machine (some- thing we've been needing for years). It was a very sudden thing. We | have these relatives (doesn’t every- body) who bought this pin ball machine for their son a bunch of | years ago. Well, he outgrew that | ei one so they got him one with girls | this on it. Well, now they've decided To Feature Local Horse | Bill Kern and manager, Al Wendel. | The feature race at Pocono Downs tonight will be the Back Mountain Area Race. The event will be the seventh race, a trot, with a $1500 purse. Running in the “Area” race will be “Rooney Hanover’, ridden by Les ‘Pullen. “Rooney Hanover”, Get Ready, Set And Gol | ‘To The Luzerne Parade | Luzerne will be a busy place Sat- urday when the big parade goes | ! through town, at 6 p.m. There will | [ be quite a procession of fire trucks, | | bands, marching units and drill owned by Big Ten Stables, a group | ap 2 n hand lo, qommenorsie | of local sportsmen, is a favorite and | i Sih anniv a of the Luzerne is expected to repeat her perform- | ire Company, The town has spread { Siice. of August 1 | out a big welcome mat to everyone. | John Vivian, Huntsville, will be | 1, The Dallas Senior and, Junjor 3 gh School Marching Units will be -on. hand to present the winner of | among those lined up when the fo soo race with an American | parade begins. The Key Club Rifle a | Team, Keyettes, Falconettes, and | Free coupons. for admission to | Colorettes will leave Suburban Res- | NOW is the TIME To BUILD whichever it may be. 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Mr. Pall has been discharged from Society's Council on Scientific Ad- vancement will be represented at Bloomsburg State College course, youll have to listen to the | scheduled five home games and | | season, recording 148 points to the Schedules Football Games Bloomsburg State College has three away contests in its 1966 | season. | The first three games will be night games played at Bloomsburg’s Athletic Park. The Hugkies will open against Shippensburg on Fri- day, September 16, then play host to Lock Haven, Friday, September 23 and to Mansfield, Friday, Sep- tember 30. Russell Houk, Athletic Director and head football coach, will begin his third year with the Huskies. Last year, Blomsburg had a .500 opponents’ 145 points, the Huskies’ best effort in several years. Houk’s record for the two years is now 6 wins athletes. Through clinics and the | day-to-day relationship of the school physicians with coaches, trainers and players, a marked decrease in injuries should be forthcoming,” Perugini said. ’ Regional clinics on athletic in- juries are held periodically. The state-wide clinic will bring coaches and trainers to Hershey on the day when the cream of Pennsylvania’s scholastic football talent from last season, now heading for college, will be playing host to a -similar organization from Texas in the “Big 33” game. 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