OuCTION PACE 1
Back Mt. Night
At Pocono Downs
Thursday night, August 11, will
be Back Mountain Area Night at
* Pocono Downs Race Track.
In this issue of the Dallas Post
is a coupon which will admit any-
one 21 years or older to the grand-
stand free of charge that night.
Next week's Post will carry the
same coupon.
The feature race next Thursday
will be the Back Mountain Race and
John R. Vivian, Huntsville, promin-
ent horseman and popular Back
Mountain Library auctioneer, will be
on hand to present the winner with
an American Flag. |
Plan a night out at the track with
your friends. All you need for ad-
ission is the coupon.
11 Football Mothers
Cancel Aug. 4 Meeting
The ILake-Lehman Football
Mothers’ meeting which had been
scheduled for August 4, has been
cancelled until further notice.
Crown Major Bowlers
To Meet Friday Night
The Friday night Crown League
will get together tomorrow night
in the meeting room of Crown Im-
perial Lanes at 7:30. Everyone is
urged to attend. Rules will be dis-
cussed and teams reorganized.
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Eighteen years ago my parents 1 found myself with an unusual
had an accident and named it Bruce reputation. :
Paul. That's been the story of my grade to live it down. That's the
Off The Cuff Stuff
ACCIDENTALLY, ME
THE DALLAS POST, THURSDAY, AUGUST 4, 1966
: by Bruce Hopkins
| saw me walk out; and from then on
It took me until fifth
| year I started going mildly blind.
life ‘ever since — accidents, I mean.
They have a way of happening to I discovered the astigmatism (col-
me. For this reason, I'm always a 'lege word) quite accidentally. From
little wary about getting out of bed | the beginning of my fifth grade
in the morning. But I usually do | year I kept wondering why in the
anyway. t world we always had those four
I grew up on a strict diet of ac-
cidents. For one thing, I was al- at the same time. Finally, about
ways breaking my collar bone (of the middle of the term, I found out
all things). I mean, not too many | that there weren't four teachers
people break their collar bones. |
Arms and legs, yes, but very rarely |
collar bones. Well, I broke my left
one twice and my right one once
(or versa-vice).
arm, or cranium or anything. Just
try to break your collar bone some-
time and see how easy it isn’t.
Then there was the time in sec- |
ond grade when I nonchalantly
walked down the hall and into the
wrong ' lavatory. It was a very
traumatic experience; not only for
me, but also for the school secre-
tary who was very calmly standing
in front of the mirror combing her |
hair when I walked in. We stood
there for a while silently reflecting. '
For a moment 1 considered the pos-
sibility that perhaps SHE was in
the wrong lav, but I abandoned
that theory ‘as highly improbable.
Then I gave a bit of a ponder to
what I ought to do under the cir-
cumstances. I was about ‘to say,
“Well golly, the people you don’t
meet in the wrong lavatory.” but I
decided against it. I was going to
try to explain myself like this: “You
see, I'm always getting my left and
my right mixed up. Well, I was
walking down the hall just now and
instead of turning right I turned
left and look where it left me. But
you do have to take into considera-
tion the fact that I am a mere
seven years old and etc. . . ” But
1 abandoned all of these theories
and said the only thing that seemed
to wrap up the whole situation
briefly — “Oops.” 1 turned and |
walked Unfortunately, this’
lousy, little, fink classmate of mine !
out.
I never broke uy
| there at all — it was just that I
had quadruple vision. So I got these
glasses and the first thing that little,
lousy, fink I mentioned before said
was, “Boy, do you ever look stupid
in glasses.” That really ground my
liver. ’
Then just before I entered ninth
grade 1 accidentally acquired this
incurable disease called sugar dia-
betes. Wasn't that sweet? Of
course, the way I look at it, as long
as 1 was going to get an incurable,
diabetes really wasn’t bad. It could
have been mumps or something.
Well, as you can see, I've had my
fill of accidents. There are lots
more I could mention, but most of
them are spelling errors. Anyway,
I'm trying to take an obective out-
Jook on the fact that I'm fated to
a life of accidents. As the ancient
philosophy goes: “That's the way
the insurance premiums.” (or some-
thing).
Accidents will happen.
for instance . . .
See Ya’!
Take me,
Rural Boys End Season:
Manager Says “Thanks”
The Rural Boys League of Sweet
Valley wound up the 1966 season
with a picnic at Palace Park, Rum-
mage’s Grove, July 23. Everyone
had a good time!
Manager Ed Kalinay's wife, Carol,
presented her husband and mem-
bers of the team with a beautifully
decorated cake. Prizes were award-
ed to Duane Kalanay, Ted Angle
and Josua.
UNDER NEW
Fish Special: $1.99
p/tax
1 1b. Haddock
1 1b. French Fries
1 1b. Coleslaw
Take-0Outs
HARVEYS LAKE
TRUCKSVILLE SNACK SHOP
MANAGEMENT
Fish Platters
Southern Fried Chicken
$1.29
Phone 674-9301
“How about 88 degrees and
a high temperature-humidity index?”
It's hard to believe mid-summer weather reports when your home
is cooled with electric air conditioning. No matter how wilting
it gets outside, the weather indoors is always lemonade fresh.
“Lighting The Back Mountain Area Since 19227
DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA
18612 © 717 == 674-1071
! teachers standing up there talking
PVT. E-2 ORVILLE E. IDE
Pvt. E-2 Orville E. Ide, son of
Lehman Township Police Chief and
Mrs. Joseph E. Ide, Idetown, will
celebrate his twentieth birthday in
Korea on August 10. Stationed with
the Army’s 23rd Infantry in South
Korea, Pvt. Ide is being trained in
combat readiness. 3
Graduating from Lake - Lehman
High School Class of 1965, Pvt. Ide
joined the Armed Forces on Decem-
ber 10, 1965. He received his basic
training at Fort Gordon, Georgia
and Fort Ord, California.
Cards and letters from his friends
will be deeply appreciated. His mail-
ing address is Pvt. E-2 Orville E.
Ide, US 52640650, Co. B., 1st Bn,
23rd Inf., A. P. O., San Francisco,
California, 96224.
Twelve year olds who will not be
elgible to play next year were pre-
sented with trophies. They were:
Raymond Kabota, Donnie Brobst,
Jimmie O'Keefe, Ronnie Hartman,
Barton Clemow, Kerry Kittle, Ray
Morgan, Anthony Stevens, Jerry
Rosencrans,
Gifts were received by Ed Kala-
nay, manager; Duane Wickard, as-
sistant manager; Leo Paul, coach.
The Sweet Valley Dodger’s man-
ager, Ed Kalinay and his coaching
staff, Duane Wickard and Leo Paul,
extend special thanks to all officers
and parents who participated in
making this season a successful and
happy one. Special thanks go to Lar-
ry Smith, president; Don Scavone,
vice-president; Joe Paul, treasurer;
Bobby Mahoney, secretary; Lois
O'Keefe; Joy Wickard; Calvin Hart-
man; Steve Stampien; Len Sekora;
Michael Adams.
— READ THE TRADING POST —
LIGHT COMPANY
20th Birthday In Korea 'Little League Minors
Rotary Loses To Lehman, 18-8;
Bob Comny Pitches One-Hitter
Dallas Rotary suffered its first
loss of the season Saturday. The
Minor League team was defeated
by Lehman, 18-8. Frey was the |
winning pitcher. Onzick had four |
hits out of four times at bat; he|
registered 4 runs. Baker had 3 |
runs,
Snyder pitched for Rotary.. Wil- |
son scored 2 runs. land. Wasetter and Fritges had
Lehman 2 runs each.
Player & Pos. Ab RH Westmoreland
Ehret 8s vivwer nine d 1 3 | Player % Pos. Ab ROH
Cook, ¢ sererereeias 4 2 T. Berg, 1b tee esvnss 2 1 0
Henritzy, Hooeennns ..4 2 2 Corbett, 2b sessions 3 0 0
DuBil, 1b ess. sree 3 2 i Wazetter, SS ceeeeses 2 2 0
Zielen, cf toovvnee.. 4 2 LPritges, € sossessses 2 2 1
Frey, Po 2b ceviien.. 3 2 Vernon, Pp esecesses 2 1 0
Onzick, p, 2b, 3b .... 4 3 4 | D. Berg, cf ceceeeeas 1 0 0
Wagner, rf -vuyasss ord: 12 irarwatts of voaeiheid 00]
Baker, 3b, p ¢sveecer 3 3 2 Brown, rf aiaie ts nels 1 0 0
ml rr Her, rl ed eee Ratan 1 0 0
Totals ie viene sie wOD 18 1 Moran Mii de Gaines 1 0 0
Rotary Jones. : BD eins Neen 1 0 0
Player & Pos. Ab R H :
NE WET CB 20.0
E. Gorton, ‘of .veverss 3° 0° Oleporals (0uvrannisn i
Snyder, D 'cvee dieses 3 3 1] Fornbrook
C. Gorton, S8 sis nsev's 3 x 24 ernbroo 1
Reese, 2b, 3b «+s... 3 1 1 | Player & Pos. Ab RHI
Chamberlain, 3b .... 1 0 0 Nash ss ..... seven 4 m2 013
Perrella, If +eeueenss 1 0 0 Race, P cripiceseene 3.1 2
Owens, 1D «ce oiasene 1 1 0 Stolarick, ¢ seceseen 1 1 0
Steckiel, ¢ +eceee0es 3 1 2 | Grieves, C ceseevenns 1 0 0
Rogan. tL « ovveaessaniB 0 0 Morgan, 3b «einen. 3 0 0
Tde! Bhd Juana ahn's “1 1 1 Rhodes. 1b «eevereee 1 0 0
- ER onIek, (2 ee eee esis] 0 0
otal sere sails vev.24 8 9 Parrish, i .......... 2.0: 0
Team 1 2.3 4 5 -T/|Brown, Cl eidhicis wim io ¥en 2 0 0
Lehman 22.0 014-18 E. Harris, xf +s osssss 2 2 0!
Rotary 1 0 3 0 4— g|Fuller, rf ...00vnese 1 1 0
Bob Comny pitched a one-hitter | Menzel, cf «.oevee.. 1 0 0
and threw 15 strike-outs for Dallas | Bowen, If «..ocoeune 1 0 1]
as the team downed Trucksville, | poset Hd
14-6. Yenison, at bat 4 times, had | Totals «ecoeeececes: 23 7 6
4 hits and scored 3 runs. | Team 12:3 4:5. T
Duffy pitched for the losers and | Fernbrook 2.150 1 37
| Westmoreland 3 0 3 0 0— 6
scored 3 runs. |
Dallas |
Player & Pos. ° Ab BR: Hi
Xenison, ¢ cerscrece 4 3 4
Showers, 2b (ssvvesee 4 2 2
Peiffer, 3D vee sicean'd 1 1
Kozemchak, 1b «ve... 4 1 3
Comny, p eeeeeeecss 4 1 1
Naquin, ef +seeseeees 3 1 2:
McDonald, If seese NPE! 2 21
Whalen, rf’ «cease viorinid 2 0
Moore, SS seine stn] 1 0,
— — ple |
Totals, oasis nes 30.534 | 131
Trucksville
Player & Pos. Abi Ry HS
B. Thompson, 3b «ees 2 1.0
Linear, SS sess seis. 2 1 0
Rose, 1b eeceqees ioinin 2 0 1
Baily, 2h vic ss sienes vie 2 1 0
Pulfy, De sie/veisieisnssd 2 0
EB: Parson, ‘rf «secoses 1 1 0
Kyle: ive vioisnnessid 0 0
J. "Thompson, cf .... 2 0 0
T.iParson; I «svssiseil 0 0
Totals: re ssuiesisald 8 111
Team 1 243 45 oT
Trucksville 4 0 0 2 0— 6
1.:52:0 14 |
Dallas
Key Club Boys Win;
Units Busy In August
The Key Club Rifle Drill Team !
has been presented with a trophy |
for winning first place in the Scran-
ton Centennial parade. The trophy |
is on display at Dallas Senior High |
School.
The Rifle team and other March- |
ing Unite of Dallas Schools will be
home this weekend but will begin |
a full schedule Saturday, August 13. |
The four units will leave for. 'Lu-
zerne from Suburban:Restaurant at!
5:45 p.m. in full ‘uniform for the
Firemen’s Parade at 6 o'clock. Two |
buses will be provided.
The following Saturday, the Key |
Club Rifle: Team, Keyettes, Fal- |
conettes and Colorettes will leave |
at 5:15 p.m. for a parade in Tunk- |
hannock which begins at 6:30.
All units are busy practicing for |
the competition at Sayre and Wil-
liamsport, August 27 and 28. The
Dallas Senior High units, Rifle Team |
and Keyettes, and the Junior High |
girls, Falconettes will perform on |
both days.
Saturday, September 3, will be |
another big day for the units when
they travel to Ashland to partici-
pate in a parade.
THE PENNSY
~
Shavertown won the third game
of the day on forfeit by Dairy.
Race was the winning pitcher
when Fernbrook defeated West-
moreland, 7-6 in the last game
Saturday. Nash had 3 hits out
of 4 times at bat and scored 2
runs. E. Harris had 2 runs.
Vernon pitched for Westmore- |
|
LUZERNE
THEATRE
Tonight - Friday - Saturday
Sunday
Sunday Continuous from 3:30
Steve McQueen
As
“Nevada Smith”
Weekdays Shows 6:45 and 9
Extra Added - Sunday Matinee
Once Only at 2 P.M.
“The Cross Eyed Lion”
FORTY-FORT
THEATRE
AE
Tonight - Friday - Saturday
Henry Fonda
Joanne Woodward
Jason Robards
“A Big Hand For The
Little Lady”
Sunday - Monday - Tuesday
Continuous Sunday from 3:30
Elizabeth Taylor
Richard Burton
“The Sandpiper”
DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA
Back Mt. All-Stars End 1966 Season
It’s all over for the Back Moun- pitched a one-hitter for Back Moun-
tain All-Stars after losing Friday tain. The boys set a record with
to St. Therese’s of South Wilkes-! 30 hits including seven home runs.
| Barre. But, the local boys did a | They made 11 runs in the first inn-
| tremendous job playing their way | ing. Novroski had two homers; Bo-
to the runner-up position in the |lan, Goeringer, Naguin, Summa and
finals of the District 16 Little | Snyder belted one each.
League playoffs.
Mountain field with Bill Lozo pitch-
ling for the local team and) Leo
| Kratz throwing a three-hitter for
{ St. Therese’s.
There was no scoring until St.
Therese’'s Delaney was driven
Back Mountain tied it up in the
beginning of the sixth as Herman
| centerfield fence. The winning run
| was a result of successive singles
{in the sixth by Schwab, Scavone
and Jannuzzi for St. Therese's.
This is the first All-Star champi-
onship for the winners, with a 5-0
| record,
| ished at 3-1, second year as run-
ners-up.
. The local All-Stars started off
| the Play-Offs with a 28-0 victory
| over
|
The game ended 2-1 on the Back |
in |
during the first half of the fifth. |
| Novroski scored on a home run. |
{He sent his ball over the right |
while Back Mountain fin- |
Exeter. Herman Novroski'
| On July 25, Back Mountain
played host to Wyoming and de-
feated them, 11-3. Bill Lozo took
| over the pitcher's mound, allowing
five hits, fanning eight and belting
| a two-run homer in the first inning.
Bob Boylan set the pace with two
home runs and a single, driving in
five runs. His three-run homer in
the fifth started the team on the
way to victory with the score 3-3
in the fifth.
The local team met Jenkins
i Township on July 28 and won 3-2,
Novroski on the mound. He al-
lowed two hits, fanned 10 and
| walked a pair. He had a homer in
| the fifth, giving his boys a 3-0 lead
| over Jenkins. Key figures in the
attack were Jack Snyder, Jim
| Kaye, Bill Lozo, Bob Boylan, Doug
| Naquin and Bob Goeringer.
Everyone in the area extends
| special congratulations to the team,
! managers and coaches.
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INDUSTRIAL DRAFTING
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GREATER BACK MT. AREA NIGHT
Thursday Night, August 11
FREE ADMISSION COUPON
Courtesy Pocono Downs Racing Association
This coupon good for one admission fo Grandsiand os
above date ONLY. State Tax will be paid by Association.
NIGHT HARNESS RACING AT POCONO DOWNS
Penna. law forbids admission of anyone under 21
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Thursday Night, August 11
- FREE ADMISSION COUPON
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This coupon good for one admission to Grandstand on
above date ONLY. State Tax will be paid by Association.
NIGHT HARNESS RACING AT POCONO DOWNS
Penna. law forbids admission of anyone under 21
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THURSDAY NIGHT, AUGUST 11
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