SECTION A —PAGE 2 THE DALLAS POST Established 1889 “More Than A Newspaper, A Community Institution Now In Its 73rd Year” A nowpartisan, liberal progressive mewspaper pub- lished every Thursday morning at the Dallas Post plant, Lehman Awenue, Dallas, Pennsylvania. ila, Member Audit Bureau of Circulations < h o Member Pennsylvania Newspaper Publishers Association ° = Member National Editorial Association unt Member Greater Weeklies Assogiates, Inc. Entered as second-class matter a! Pa. under the Act of March 3, 1879. year; $2.50 six months, No subscrir fons accepted for less than six months. Out-of-State subscriptions; $4.50 a year; $3.00 six months or less. Back issues, more than one week old, 15c. "We will not be responsible for the return of unsolicited manu- scripts, photographs and editorial matter unless self-addressed, stamped envelope is enclosed, and in no case will this material be held for more than 30 days. When requesting a change of address subscribers are asked to give their old as well as new address. Allow two weeks for changes of address or mew subscriptions to be placed on mailing list. The Post is sent free to all Back Mountain patients in local hospitals. If you are a patient ask your nurse for it. Unless paid for at advertising rates, we can give no assurance that announcements of plays, parties, rummage sales or any affair for raising money will appear in a specific issue. Preference will in all instances be given to editorial matter which has not previously appeared in publication. National display: advertising rates 84c per column inch. Transient rates 80c. Political advertising $1.10 per inch. Preferred position additional 10c¢ per inch. Advertising deadline ‘Monday 5 P.M. Advertising copy received after Monday 5 P.M. will be charged at 85¢c per column inch. Classified rates 5c per word. Minimum if charged $1.00. Single eoples at a rate of 10c can be obtained every Thursday morning at the following newstands: Dallas - - Bert’s Drug Store, Colonial Restaurant, Daring’s Mark, Gosart’s Market, Towne House Restaurant; Shavertown — Evans Drug Store, Hall's Drug Store; Trucksville — Gregory's Store, Trucksville Drugs; Idetown — Cave’s Maket; Harveys Lake — Javers Store, Kockers’s Store; Sweet Valley — Adams Grocery; Lehman — Moore's Store; Noxen — Scouten’s Store; Shawnese — Puterbaugh’s Store; Fern- brook — Bogdon’s Store, Bunney’s Store, Orchard Farm Restaurant; Luzerne — Novak's Confectionary. Editor and Publisher— HOWARD W. RISIEY Associate Publisher—ROBERT F. BACHMAN Associate Editors—MYRA ZEISER RISLEY, MRS. T. M. B. HICKS Sports—JAMES LOHMAN Advertising—LOUISE C. MARKS Accounting—DORIS MALLIN Circulation—MRS. VELMA DAVIS Photographs—JAMES KOZEMCHAK the post office at Dallas, Subcription rates: $4.00 a Editorially Speaking... Where Does The Tax Dollar Go? We all groan at paying taxes. Most of us have not _ the remotest idea why so much of our tax dollar goes toward smpport of our schools. We all want good schools, and we all realize that they do not come for free. f But like most people, we want somebody else to do the necessary brain work: Advertise a panel on “A Quality Program of Educa- tion, What it Costs” and people stay away in droves. But these same people will keep right on complaining. The real fact is they don’t WANT to know why it costs money to run the schools. If they found out, chances are that they would realize that they didn’t have anything left to complain about. Okay, here’s a challenge. On October 10, at 8 p.m. in the Dallas Senior High School auditorium there will be a program on “A Quality Program of Education, What it Costs.” A panel of four will answer written questions from the floor. Are we getting our money’s worth? cost of our program compare with the cost in other dis- tricts of comparable size? Is our program expensive in view of what we have to offer? How does a high class school system benefit the com- munity? Is it true that people planning to move to a new community will frequently be swayed in their decision by the quality of education offered to their children? Are schools growing too large? How about that old one-room school-house that turned out such solid How does the “« citizens? Chilly Weather Fails To Discourage | Antique-Hunters At Haymarket Sale In spite of a chill wind ,attend- ance was good at Haymarket out- door Antiques Show and Sale at Evans Falls Saturday. Rain clouds scudded across the sky, to be suc- ceeded by bright sunshine. Toward the closing hour of six, a brief drizzle dampened the scene. An- tiques fans who last year protected themselves against a blazing sun with shade hats, and sought the welcome shade of the trees border- ing the field, this year wrapped themselves more tightly and stam- peded Myers restaurant for hot coffee. Ollie Schallenberger, looking half frozen, turned his collar up around his neck and trotted for shelter, after displaying his lamp shades with frozen fingers. A dealer from New York Btate wrapped himself in a hand-made quilt. It was a ooloroful scene. An early frost had reddened many leaves slong the highway leading to the field, and turned the mountain inte a fall tapestry. Last year only one flaming branch kept the show hon- est . . . it had been advertised as a chance to see a riot of fall color- ing, and the coloring held off until the week after the show. The Silver Sleigh had a high chair, plank bottom with bowed eaptain’s shair back. A New York State out- fit that registered too late for ad- vertising, had a plank bottom rock- ing bench, end e rigidly upright Sunday School bench, designed to keen tots awake through the lesson and the superintendent’s remarks. The Olde Pine Shop, newcomer to the show, had some interesting ‘things. Paul Coolbaugh had his unique wooden shovels, The Red Door showed a display of jars. Local color was heightened by corn shocks and yellow pumpkins. At the Foote and Varner trestle table, a bushel of polished MacIn- tosh apples invited customers to munch while making a selection of polished copper and silver. Carrie Caperoon was helping out behind the table devoted to Dale Myers furniture and fixings. Mrs. Mae Townend, Mrs. Ralph Smith, Mrs. Floyd Sanders, and Mrs. Sanders’ mother Mrs. Vennema from Michigan, on the way to a luncheon engagement, made the rounds. Mrs. Herman Thomas was on hand. Mrs. Joseph Schooley and Mrs. Margaret Dyckman took refuge from the cold in the restau- rant, which was doing a land office business in ham sandwiches with plenty of ham, and scalding coffee. Thirty-two dealers showed their wares from station wagons, trucks, and tables. Some displays were arranged on blankets spread on the grass, customers threading their way in and out, with care not to step on china moustache cups or into a mid-Victorian chamber-pot. The entire center mall was left free and clear for easy rambling and visiting. But the chairs which last year held grateful patrons, were untenanted this year. Too cold to sit down. Brisk motion was the only answer to a temperature of fifty-six degrees and sun that refused to shine except for brief moments. And on Sunday it warmed up. apothecary’s Mrs. Wilson Cease, East Dallas, was admitted on Friday to Nesbitt Hospital. Only Yesterday Ten, Twenty and Thirty Years Ago In The Dallas Post It Happened 30 Years Ago: Eli Parrish, nearing ninety, and the oldest resident of Dallas, died. Burial was at Carverton. The Dallas Post was among news- papers selected by University of Southern California for study in its journalism course. Prohibition and government econ- omy were two major issues in the political campaign. Asa Holcomb, 77, fell into a bon- fire on his grounds at Huntsville, and was badly burned about the legs and body. He was improving at home under care of Dr. G. K. Swartz. Proposal for a joint sewage sys- tem, for Dallas, Trucksville and Shavertown found favor in the eyes of the .State. Ads in the paper reflected the annua] upsurge of housecleaning: brooms, 33 cents; mops, 29 cents; clothline, 50 feet, 23 cents; scrub brushes, 10; yellow laundry soap, unwrapped, 6 for 25. : Mrs. Mary Elizabeth Fisher, died. Her husband Oliver, a veteran of the Civil War, died in 1927. It Happened 20 Years Ago Rationing was clamped down on purchase of farm machinery, if equipment could possibly be re- paired. A board of three, headed by Nelson Lewis, determined need. All farm machinery at dealers was frozen.. Stickers with a large V were issued to home owmers who com- plied with war regulations: air raid observance; conservation of food; salvage; refusal to spread rumors; purchase of bonds and saving stamps. Sheldon Mosier, instructor at Laceyville for four years, replaced Gerald Snyder as instructor in agri- culture at Dallas Township Schools. Chaplain Donald Warmouth, sta- tioned in the north of Ireland, wrote “The American spirit can’t be sunk.” Didn’t see a sign of a sub- marine all the way across the At- lantic. Top of the front page, a picture of British mounted guns on the prowl for Nazis in the African desert. First frost of the season was spotty, heavy in some places, absent in others§ Dallas Township announced a cur- tailed football schedule, taking into account rationing of gas and tires. A Junior Army of boys and girls was organized to gather scrap for defense. In the Outpost: Ward: Yorks, Portsmouth, Va.; Herbert Updyke, Connecticut; George Race, New Mexico; Foster Sutton, Fort McClel- lan; H. B. Roberts, US Navy, an interloper, but welcome to Outpost. Cecil Sutton and Cecil Ross left for the armyi Velma Haring became the bride of Wilbur Davis. Charles Kunkle, clarinet player in Dallas High School band, died in his sleep. In Martha’s column for service- men: Robert Anderson at Gulfport; Walter Lewin, Maxwell Field; Robert Davis, South Pacific; Herbert Wil- liams, Nashville; Frank Kamor, San Antonio; Kenneth Brace, Atlantic Fleet; Fred Westerman, Quebec, RAF; Bruce W. Crispell, Fort Sheri- dan; Palmer Lewis, home on leave; Robert Tryon, Camp Kearns, Utah; Georga Salansky, Fort Kilmer, It Happened [0 Years Ago A mother and two smal] children in Fernbrook were near-fatalities, due to coal gas escaping from the kitchen stove. Mrs, Sophie Stofila and 2% year old George, with baby Mary Ann, were discovered by Mrs. Stofila’s sister after having been unconscious all day.. Post Office Department approved Dallas Dairy building as quarters for the mew Post Office. Double the floorspace of the building on Main Street was available. |0ld River Church of Wapwallopen was restored and ready for services. Built in 1833, it was restored by efforts of the Historical Society. Burgess Herbert A Smith was re- covering from an opettion, on his eye. Rev. William Williams was leav- ing Prince of Peace Episcopal Church to teach in the seminary at Rochester. Married: Mrs. Sarah Cole to Rev. Pat Loftus. Geraldine Reckue to Robert B. Titus. i Died: George Shaver, 49, former- ly of Shavertown, Blanche Chester, 51, Trucksville, William Morey, 72, Birch Grove, effects of an auto ac- cident. Arthur J. Pruett, two weeks ‘after moving back to Dallas. Jailed By Police For Rough Conduct Howard Redman, 30, RD 2 Hun- locks Creek, pleaded guilty before Lake Township Justice of the Peace Helen Sgarlat Saturday, September 15, and was fined $23 and costs for disorderly conduct. He was jailed by Lake Township Police ‘Chief Edgar Hughes that Fri- day night, after the Chief received a call to the home of Janet Clark, on a complaint that Redman was becoming hoisterous, THE DALLAS POST, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1962 If those far strange sounding names are of in- terest to you, how about some of these ? Mountains, Ridges and Hills: Airy, away places with Avery, Blue, Brace, Bunker, Bald, Beechnut, “Brier, Briskey, Cedar, Coolbaugh, Chestnut, Cedar Lodge, Cherry, Dutch, Davis, Doll, Elk, Ells- worth, Florey, Flat Top, Forkston, German, Greenwood, Grassy, Griffin, Huckleberry, High Cobble, Hickory, Indian, Jackson, Kramer, Knob, Kint. ner, Kocher, Kellogg, Little Round- top, Lookout, Miller, Maynard, Nich- ols, O'Brien, Osterhout, Oak, Peter- son, Prospect, Round Top, Red Rock, Rob Wood, Sickler, Shaver, Summer, Shoupp, Post, Sorber, South, School- ey, Stone, Vargo, Varentine, Wah- mer. Hollows, Valleys, Flats, and Passes: Bee (Sellers, Black, Benson, Bear, Bowmans, Carney, Davis, Deep, Dry, Dymond, Fox, Greenwood, Grist, Geisinger, Kline, Karnes, Oppermans, Ruggles, Roote, Rickards, Rogers, Sugar, Schultz, Sporting Buck, Thurs- ton, Whipporwill, York. | Lakes, Ponds, Dams, and Swamps: Bartron, Bryant, Burkett, Beckers, Bear, Balletts, Blair, Beech, Cream- ery, Cummings, Cranberry, Connell, Crane, Coalbed, Dorn Blazer, Elston, Ford, Falling Springs, Green, Galla- ger, Grassy, Galkas, Hutton, Harris, Jayne, Loomis, Jenkins, Louise, Mud, Manjo, Mokoma, Meadows, Moon, North, Narconk, Oxbow, Perrins, Posten, Painter Den, Racavitch, Round, Rymans, Rouse, Sgarlat, Simms, Splash Dam, South, Silk- worth,” Sylvan, Schmitthenner, Smith, Tamarack, Places, Wildfowl]. Streams, and Waterfalls: Abraham, Arnold, Brisk, Bloody, Big, Birch, Block, Browns, Billings Mill, Beaver, Broad Hollow, Baker, Buttermilk Falls, Butternut, Beth, Bear, Black Walnut, Chimney Stack, Cherry, Cab- in, ‘Crooked, Cider, Coal, Dutchman, Durrell, Dymond, Drakes, Devilhole, Elk Lick, Ellis, Floodwood, Foster, Fades, Fitch, Fishing, Gallows, Glass, Gardner, Green, Hog, Hunt, Huntsville, Hor- ton, Harveys, Hunlock, Hettesheimer, Henry Lott, Huntington, Kitchen. Kern Glen, Keeler, Kasson, Laurel, Lewis, Lead, Long, Loyalsock, Lick, Leonard, Muncy, Meeker, Maple Spring, Mill, Marsh, Moneypenny, Martin, Meade, Mitchler, Lyman, Noon, Newton, Oxhorn, Ore, Ox- bow, Obendoffers, Opossum, Pine, Painter, Peterman, Pigeon, Panther Licks, Pikes, Paint Spring, Phillips, Quinn, Rock, Rocky, Roaring, Red, Single Mill, Shanty, Shingle Cabin, Sand, Santee, Staffords, Sugar Sut- Rambling Around By The Oldtimer — D. A. Waters ton, Swale, Sorbor, Stone, Scout- on, Spring Brook Den, Somers, Stony, Shingle, Spencer, Twin, Trout, Tub- lick, Tagues, Wasp, West, Wolf, White Rock, Windfall, White, York. All the above are in the rural area within a short drive from Dallas. The better known features were purpose- ly omitted above. These include North, Kingston, and Larksville Mountains, Harveys, Ganoga, and Lake Carey, Huntsville and Cease- town Dams, Tobys, Bowmans, Tunk- hannock, Mehoopany, and Wyalus- ing Creeks. Also all the features in Ricketts Glen Park are not listed. Like the Editor who saw nothing when he crossed the State of Mass- achusetts on the Turnpike, too often we travel our main routes over and over again and miss the best scenery, available only on the less traveled roads, where you can slow up enough to see something without danger of a rear-end collision. A nice ride is possible by going via Christ Eipper’s to Demunds and Centermoreland, then straight through and down the valley of Martins Creek to the River at Keelersburg, turning left up along the River and swinging around Mil- ler Mountain until you come out on Rt. 309 at Eatonville. Or leave Route 29 just west of the corner near Loyalville and turn west up about three hundred feet on the edge of Kocher Mountain, part of North Mountain, then along a branch of the headwaters of Huntington Creek and follow down the narrow winding valley to the Mooretown road. It is a narrow, crooked, dirt road but unspoiled woods on both sides makes it worth while. Or turn left off Rt. 309 at the Auto graveyard at Rosencrans and drive west up Sugar Hollow and follow the creek. When it opens up a little, slow up and enjoy one of the most beauti- ful valleys in the area between Forks- ton and Doll Mountain. Continuing up Doll Mountain, slow up and stop at the pull off part way down and look at the “Big Neck” bend in the river above Vosburg. If you happen to have had ancestors at Mehoopany turn off and take a look at the old Union Church and Union Cemetery just beyond Place’s Pond. Among other pioneers in the area, the cemetery has grave of Ebenezer Gay, Jr. (1770-1829), who moved to Mehoopany, then called Windham, about 1810. In 1812 he bought 179 acres for $588.00 adjoining the pre- sent Cemetery. As far as I know, Mrs. Eleanor Gay Northrup, who taught school in Dallas about 1906, before her marriage still lives on the old place. oe oo o Safety IT’S NAUSEATING We complain about indecent and obscene literature. We wage lusty battles about the effect of reading suggestive material upon our boys and girls. But our city papers come out with about the rawest reports and most intimate details of a sordid crime that even the most prurient minded could possibly imagine, | There it is on the front page, ripe for the plucking. Not only that . . . names of young The very papers that make a fetish of NOT publishing names of juven- iles when the charge is something comparatively minor, on the grounds that it will perhaps carry over into adult life, embarrass their parents, or shock the community are now having themselves a Roman holiday. Aren’t these boys and girls just as much juveniles as they would be if they were caught getting liquor in a tavern? Aren’t the girls being smirched a great deal more in a public in- dictment of this sort than they would be if they had been caught shop-lifting with all the hush-hush boys and girls are published freely. | Valve . . . atmosphere surrounding their ap- pearance in Juvenile court? The reports from the courtroom where an AWOL Marine is being tried for murder, are nauseating. Nine-year-olds are reading this stuff. “Mother, just what do they mean by rape?’ inquires one little girl. And day after tomorrow, there will be a solemn conclave on the transmitting of indecent and ob- scene literature through the mails. “Where are the young folks get- ting this poison?” will be the wail. Educators, ministers, parents will, launch an investigation} ‘Where are they getting it? They are getting it from the radio and the television and the newspapers . and all in the name of frank- ness. Frankness ? Or licking the chops over an un- savory mess which by some golden chance is now in the public domain and can therefore be blazoned forth without fear of reprisal? ° This case is not being tried in the court. It is being tried in the papers. news- Mrs. T. M. B. Hicks Lady Toby Reberah Talent Show, Friday Pre-School and School Age Talent Show sponsored by Lady Toby Re- bekah Lodge, Friday, in the Educat- ional Building of Little White Church on the Hill had as winners; Group A; First; Candy Wismer, Song and Tap Dance; Second; Albert Farris, Ac cordian; Group B; Robert Timko, Accordian; Second Nancy Covert, Piano; Group C; First Stewart John Girlock, Ukelele; Second, Kim Roddy, Tap Dancer, Group D, (Multiple) First, Melanie Bytheway and Rich- ard Prutzman, twist, Second, Donna Loomis and Charles Honeywell, Tap dance. Between group entertainment was provided by Frank and Marion Cas- ey; and Robert Weidler; the master of ceremonies was Fred Niemeyer. Mrs. William Robbins, represent- ative of the lodge presented the win- :mers with their prizes. Judges of the contest were: Don Stevens; WARM; Tom Tyler, WBAX; and Joseph Schwigen, assistant or- ganist of St. Nick’s Church of Wilkes- Barre. Eastern Star Fashion Show And Card Party Public is invited to the Dallas Chapter No. 396 Order of Eastern Star’s “FASHION SHOW and CARD PARTY” Wednesday, October 24, at Dallas Junior High School Building, eight o'clock, when Past Matrons will serve as hostesses and donate the door prizes. One Past Matron, Mrs. Thelma Lamoreux, volunteered, ‘Do you f . Jack Kupstas Is Inducted Today Today, Jack Kupstas will be in- ducted into the Air Corps. Up until press time yesterday, Jack turned hot lead .into print at the Intertype machine, in preparation for this issue. This morning at 8, he is due to appear at the Veterans Building for instructions. At 1:30 he will be form- ally sworn in. And at 6:30 he will board a plane at Avoca, en route to ‘Washington, where he will transfer to ia jet for the flight to Texas and Lackland Air Force Base. Jack, son of Mr. and Mrs. John Kupstas, and a resident of Jackson- Huntsville road for the past 11 years, has an uncle, William Gates, a major in the Air Corps, who helped with the Berlin Air-Lift, and flew Korean orphang out of that desolated coun- try. And he has a sister Mary Ann, waiting to take her State Boards after finishing a five year course in nursing at College Misericordia and Mercy Hospital, who also expects to join the Air Force. Jack’s brother Tom, a former lino- type operator is now with Graphic Arts. Goodbye, Jack, and horny land- ings. think one of my homemade afghans would do for a door prize?” Mrs. Betty Meeker, the Worthy Matron, Mrs. Mildred Lutes, and Mrs. Oce Beryl Austin, cochairmen, have many other interesting plans Better Leighton Never by Leighton Scott DANCE MARATHON It was good to see all you farmers recover neatly from the Farmer Dance at Kunkle Saturday, and sashay down to the big square dance jamboree at Sans Souci Sunday: Combining the two affairs, we did thirty-nine dances in two days, and weren't accomplishing anything great. My friend Jerry started dancing at the jamboree at 2, and finished up the evening with a total of 36 straight dances. The Anthracite Valley Caller's Association, sponsor of the jam- boree, fixed it so there were four dances in each set, instead of the usual three. You can bet everybody was good and tired after a set. Some people, smarter than our gang, made an all-day affair out of it, taking food and other necessary supplies, and spacing out their dances. Next year I'm going to take three extra shirts, a towel, and dinner. I wouldn't try to estimate total attendance. But I know there were friends of mine from the Back Moun- tain that I didn’t even see. In my limited opinion as a judge, I would say that Red Jones was among the three or four best callers. There were twenty or more, not in- cluding some unscheduled amateurs who were given a chance to show -| their skill. I bought my tickets for the jam- boree the night before at Kunkle. Carl Hanks called that night. He got a tremendous round of applause for his second time up at bat Sun- day. If you made it to Sans Souci for the jamboree, or if you didn't, be sure to go next year. Plan to spend the whole day, taking my pre- scribed equipment. And you're not a man if your joints aren’t stiff from the Kunkle dance the night before. GOODBYE, OLD JOHN Today John Kupstas begins his winged way to some remote Texas fly-boy factory. He signed on the dotted line for four years --for which, I might add, the Air ‘Force offers some educational reimbursement. Most of my readers know John as a long-time resident of ‘the Back Mountain, and graduate of Lehman High. Or maybe you went with him hunting or fishing. That's what he loves to do in his spare time, if he’s not figuring out some new reclamat- ion project for water and land on the Kupstas farm in Huntsville. But we know him at the Post as a good linotype-operator, columnist, and back-room man. Also, I ‘might add, he has been my good friend and constant companion in my embryonic stages as a Back Mountain citizen. He was a motive force in showing Leighton the local scene, upon which that beloved column of approximate- ly the same name was written. I know John is nervous right now, awaiting his first plane-ride. (He ain’t seen the half of it. Wait'll they get him in uniform) TI also know that he’s feeling a certain thrill in getting sent out to the far corners of the earth with a highly respected mili- tary organization. Goodbye, old John. Looking At T-V With GEORGE A. and EDITH ANN BURKE 8TH PRECINCT is one TV pro- gram that the viewers think should not be dropped. The complaints have been flooding NBC. Quality-wise it was a better than average show. It could be because its owner-producer, Hubbell Robinson, has become CBS- TV’s programming chief, Could be! JACKIE GLEASON has cut off his mustache, which he wears during the serious actor periods of his multi-faceted career. His television wife in the “Honeymooners” will be blonde, 26-year-old Sue Ann Langdon, who appeared quite reg- ularly in Bachelor Father as John Forsythe’s secretary, Kitty THE ANDY WILLIAMS SHOW, which will be a weekly musical- variety hour on Thursday nights season, has lined up such diverse guests as Milton Berle, Bob Newhart, Tammy Grimes, Martha Raye, Mickey Rooney, Sammy Davis, Jr., Myoski Umeki, Lawrence Welk, the Lennon Sisters, Rita Moreno and Paul Lyne. Andy will bring on two guests a week. RECORD BONANZA — [Loren Greene, Pernell Roberts, Dan Blocker and Michael Landon have joined the current trend. They made a Ip record- ing titled Bonanza. THE VIRGINIAN which premiered Sept. 19, is television’s first 90-min- ute weekly filmed series with con- tinuing characters, the first 90- minute color series, and the first 90-minute Western. - Back in 1957 when ann Train” premiered as the full-hour Western series, sceptics said it would not last because casting, producing and writing required too much. They were wrong, it became one of TV's top alltime hits. Now NBC is trying it again with the same man why pioneered “Wagon Train.” Again there are the warnings over the 90-minute format, which in effect amounts to a full-length feature motion picture produced especially for TV each week. Warnings are substantially the same es in 1057. DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA From— Pillar To Post... By Hix It is astonishing what preconceived ideas you get, especially about things mechanical. [Until I saw the remains I had never realized what a clutch looked like. Maybe it was association of ideas. That compound called Clutch that the advertisers claim will cement your teeth in place (nothing will accomplish this, so just be careful not to sneeze suddenly; pass up the chewing gum, go easy on carmels, and look coldly upon pea- nut butter). That Clutch . . . . the very name suggests teeth, intermeshing teeth, doing their job capably and without friction. And until I gazed upon the battered clutch of the immobilized Austin down there in Richmond, interred neatly in a cardboard carton (doubtless waiting to be taken back to the factory and re- conditioned) I hadn’t the remotest idea what a clutch looked like. A casual reference to the clutch plate simply suggested an upper denture, bristling with teeth. There had been no horrific grinding noise when the teeth broke off, but probably the teeth had disintegrated. The teeth would be rattling around in the gear-box or something, maybe attacking the differential, whatever THAT is, and maybe would drop out ; Song the road lying in wait to bite somebody’s tire. 3 Maybe it was a couple of loose teeth that had made the peculiar rattle under the hood on several occasions. It was completely disillusioning to see a large round plate, with no teeth at all. If there aren’t any teeth, to mesh, how does the car go into gear? I inquired, “Where are the teeth?” and the mechanic looked pityingly upon me. “You wouldn't understand,” patting my head. This was the time to look dumb, and if possible beautiful. last named used to be more easily managed. But nobody, but NOBODY, can look any dumber than I can, It is a valuable trait, especially on a country road when you have a flat tire, I can change-a flat tire like nobody’s business, but it is never advisable to admit it. Same principle as never learning to milk a cow.. If you don’t know how, nobody expects you to do it. A lot of people complain about truck) drivers, but I am not among the number. Truck drivers, for my money, are true knights of the road. f Stand alongside your car, hold a wrench in your hand and look helpless, and there is a screaming of brakes, a. heavy truck eases itself off the road and the driver comes to the rescue of the helpless little old lady: The helpless little old lady, making like a nitwit, regards the truck driver with a “Oh you big strong man how wonderful that you came along at this exact moment”. expression, and in ten min- utes the wheel has been rplaced, the car is down off the jack, and the truck is barrelling down the highway. The helpless little old lady leaps nimbly into the car, smoking clutch lurches into gear. Joe Hoeg says it isn’t likely I'll lose another clutch. Lots of asbestos on it, he says, and if it didn’t give out until the car had travelled 40,000 miles, it isn't likely to stage a repeat performance in the next 20,000. But I'd feel safer if the clutch had teeth. he suggested gently, not quite The and with Badd de le lio do do iodo do i i dd di on lin lio lo lin bodied le lin Lion ily Bn den dole dis on do ls NOTHING TO GROWL ABOUT —e This is National Dog Week (Sept. 23-29), an appropriate time for Pennsylvania’s 1,010,500 canine residents to lick the kindly hands that feed them. - Because Pennsylvania’s 990,000 dog-owning families spent about $9,504,000 each year for the purchase, care, feeding of pet dogs (in- cluding more than $663,000 on medical care alone), according to estimates made by the NCG division of Chemetron Corp., a leading producer of veterinary medical equipment. And the state's animal hospitals approach human clinics in many of the facilities and ser- vices offered. Increased concern for pet health, a growng phenomenon in re- cent years, follows a national pattern which has led U. S. owners to spend about $40 million yearly on medicines and veterinary services. Pet food outsells baby food two to one, and the country’s 5,000 pet dealers do a brisk trade in accessories, shampoos, cosmetics, hearing aids, plush kennels electric blankets and even battery- powered lighted collars for night wear. Pet tranquilizers are obtainable by prescription. These “happy pills” curb excessive whining and barking, prevent air and car sickness and keep a high-strung pooch from chasing his tail or nip- “ ping the postman. Though only 22 per cent of the nation’s 21,000 veterinariang have exclusively pet practices, these specialists earn 45 per cent ($60 million) of the entire income in the field. Why are Americans spending at a record rate for their pets? Says an official of the American Veterinary Medical Association: “People are more knowledgeable about their pets today. They know about medical care available and want to take advantage of it. When people drove Model T's, they made repairs themselves; not It's the same with pet owners. so today. They tend not to try to doctor a pet’s illness, but go to a veterinarian.” The array of redical equipment and services available for Rover is impressive. Of course if his problem jis more psychological than physical, a bracing ocean voyage might be the thing. One-way New York-to-London fare on the new luxury liner “France” is $50—: for dogs. Charles Marquis Warren shares none of their fears. He says: “We've got everything in our favor except tradition. We have a sure-fire property; an all-star cast of six including one of the most distinguished actors in America to- day and a brilliant young new- comer; very capable directors, a top- name guest star policy, and per- haps most importantly, we have the best writers in the business. Leo J. Cobb is cast in the role of Judge Henry Garth. James Drury, a 29-year-old newcomer, has been given the title role which made Gary Cooper a star more than thirty years ago. Co-stars include Doug McClure (“Checkmate” - “Overland Trail”) as Trampas, Gary Clarge (“Michael Shayne”) as Steve, and Pippa Scott, who has been in 150 TV plays as Molly Wood. Roberta Shore, who has often appeared on the Lawrence Welk show will play Judge Garth's daughter, Betsy. Bach “Virginian” segment, in ad- dition, will have one or more top name guest stars. These include Hugh O’Brian, Coleen Dewhurst, Betty Davis, Robert Horton, Henry Fonda, Geraldine Page, Alan Ladd, Van Heflin, Dina Derrill, Steve Al- lem and Clair Bloom, Owen Wister's “The Virginian” is the best known Western novel in American literary history. More than two million copies have been sold since the book was first pub- lished with an introduction by Theo- dore Roosevelt over 60 years ago. There have been two stage versions and four motion picture adaptations. SOAP OPERAS are really going down the drain. Two more have been cancelled. “Brighter Day’ and “5 Daughters” have received their. notices. The morning hours are work hours with most housewives and they find it hard to follow a day-to-day series. Thelma Sue Engelman Has. Sixth Birthday A birthday party was held for Thelma Sue Engelman, Noxen, at the home of Mrs. Carl Siglin on her sixth birthday, September 3rd. Present were: Millie, Janet, Ricky, Kathy Traver, Sherry Strohl, Rox- anne Siglin, Billy and Gary Siglin, Teresa, Dawn and David Mulligan, Pearl Louise Murphy, Donna Scout- en, Allan, Charlie, Doris, Carl Siglin, Jr., Richard and Gary Engelman, Janice Hopfer Larraine Hopfer, Carl Leroy Weaver, (Susie and Joseph Nalbone, Linda and Brenda Kelly, Cheryl Edwards, Donna and Vonnie Sawsman. RATE Ede RRO ® 3 Ee ——. Ea a