_ SECTION A —PAGE 2 - THE DALLAS POST Established 1889 “More Than A Newspaper, A Community Institution Now In Its 73rd Year” A nowpartisan, liberal progressive newspaper pub- lished every Thursday morning at the Dallas Post plant, Lehman Avenue, Dallas, Pennsylvania. Safety Valve COMMENDS REV. ARMSTRONG Dear Editor: SE 8, Our sincere appreciation for your Member Audit Bureau of Circulations - © | excellent support against obscenity. Member Pennsylvania Newspaper Publishers Association o 2 We are sure that your front page Member National Editorial Association rh message against poisonous literature will bring to our communities a great improvement. Thank you for joining the fight, and also commend Rev. Grove Armstrong for the interest he has shown, I remain, Member Greater Weeklies Associates, Inc. Entered as second-class matter at the post office at Dallas, Pa. under the Act of March 3, 1879. 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Petroski Luzerne County CITIZENS For Decent Literature FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW Dear Editor, We don't know whether you are shook up or not, but I suspect that ‘| Editor Charlie Deal of the KEY- NOTER, down in the Florida Keys at Marathon, was speaking for "a lot of us when he wrote the fol- lowing open letter to the White House and printed it in his ‘Five O'Clock Shadow Column” on April 19: “Dear Mr. President: “After seeing what happened to US Steel for failure to confer with you before raising prices, I thought it best to write immediately. “I have no desire to adversely affect 18 million people by raising morning at’ the following newstands: Dallas — - Bert’s.Drug Store. Bera Artal’ Sy rs , 3 Colonial Restaurant, Daring’s ~~ Mark_;, Gosart’s Market, “Your post office department Towne House Restaurant; Shavertown — Evans Drug Store, Hall's raises our mailing fees every year. ~ Drug Store; Trucksville — Gregory's Store, Trucksville Drugs; |And there are still more increases Idetown — Cave’s Maket; Harveys Lake — Javers Store, Kockers’s' Store; Sweet Valley — Adams Grocery; Lehman — Moore's Store; Noxen — Scouten’s Store; Shawnese — Puterbaugh’s Store; Fern- brook — Bogdon’s Store, Bunney’s Store, Orchard Farm Restaurant; Luzerne — Novak's Confectionary. ahead. As such, it appears this news- paper may have to raise its sub- scription around fall by about fifty cents a year. “Certainly, I don’t want you to grab up our records for a grand jury investigation or have your brother (Attorney General Bobby) levy anti-trust action against us. And this outfit is too small to be busted up into smaller companies. “So, I'm taking no chances. ‘Td like to confer with you on this proposed fifty cents increase, but for the life of me, can’t see how I can get to Washington. “All of my spare time is taken up working for the government. Preparing and signing a continuous flow of withholding forms, social security deductions and other bur- eaucratic red tape keeps my feet to the fire. 3 “At the same time I don’t want the government to tear us apart, or single us out as being unAmer- ican. “I realize you od have the time to come down to the Florida Keys. And Bobby is probably too busy squeezing the life out of US {Steel to get away. Teddy has a full schedule politicking and explaining away his college cribbing. “But just maybe someone else could get away, maybe Ethel or...” Charlie has not yet advised us on the reply—or who is coming. But Editor and Publisher—HOWARD W. RISLEY : Associate Publisher—ROBERT F. BACHMAN > Associate Editors—MYRA ZEISER RISLEY, MRS. T. M. B. HICKS 4 Sports—JAMES LOHMAN 2 Advertising—LOUISE C. MARKS Accounting—DORIS MALLIN Circulation—MRS. VELMA DAVIS Photographs—JAMES KOZEMCHAK Editorially Speaking: Country Editors Speak 3 “Keep government out of education . . . ] dential power to a minimum . tion! That sums up the view of an overwhelming majority of the editors of the nation’s smaller newspapers, as re- ~ vealed in a survey recently conducted by The American Press. Typical of the general antipathy of editors toward the whole idea of “welfarism” is perhaps best exemplified in the matter of proposals to increase social security pay- ments to help provide for the hospital needs of people over 5 65 years of age. Seventy-eight per cent of the editors were opposed to further government intervention. By con- trast, 84 per cent of the editors expressed preference for a voluntary non-governmental plan to meet the medical needs of the aged — such as is now being completed by . Keep presi- . Get out of socializa- lovely picture setting. 4 the Blue Shield, Blue Cross and the American Medical As- Sincerely, sociation. Bob Taylor Ls Judging by the comments of many of the editors as McLean, - Va. quoted by American Press, expansion of government ir the tmedical care field was opposed for the same reason that editors oppose government interference in other fields — a deep and abiding fear of big government and socialism. is Editors are a highly individualistic lot. The fact that they are near-unanimous in opposition to government medicine, is reason enough to taking another look at this particular bureaucratic pill before swallowing it. MORE ON RECREATION | Dear Editor: Lately in the Dallas Post I have read letters written to you by stud- ents of our local school system. I as a former student would like to give my views on Recreation, as it is and was in Kingston Township. Ony a few years ago the little league field was in Shavertown. Now it is in Dallas and children of the lower Back Mt. have to be driven Yes, its queer the way the political mind works. a : : Life is not so short but that there is always time for to all the games, The Westmoreland i courtesy.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson, teenage team used the field at the po in int Wns : Westmoreland building. Now the : field is filled with playground equip- ment, leaving no place for the team to practice. The high school has been moved to Dallas and its a must for the students to have a car to take part or attend the school events. I believe in exercise but walking or riding a bike back and forth to Dallas is going just a little too far. Yes there are Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts here in Trucksville and because I'm a scout myself, I know they are not getting proper sup- port. The YMCA at Shavertown needs the support of all. It serves a large area and the building is completely too small to offer act- ivities that it should. I feel the people of Kingston | Township should support what rec- reation is left and attempt to find replacement for what we lost. The old Shavertown theater would make a good Gym. i - “A government bureau is where the taxpayer’s shirt ~ is kept.” — Anonymous / A a Wins American Spirit Honor Medal Sincerely yours, | ! Charles D. Repotski Class of 1961 Westmoreland High School APPRECIATES PUBLICITY Florida (especially the Keys) is a | In his Air Force Blues, Kirk Lan- nan marches to receive his medal at Lowry Air Force Base, Colorado. Special Order from Headquarters, 3415th Technical School, (ATC) Lowry AFB, Colorado: A/C3 Kirk A. Lannan, (pipeline USAF, - student) this headquarters, this sta- tion, is awarded the American Spirit Honor Medal for his display of ~ honor initiative, loyalty, and high example to comrades in arms, ef- fective 20 April 1962. Authority: ATC regulation 34-3. Home of re- cord, Mr. and Mrs. Edward R. Lan- nan, Church Street, Dallas, Pa. Signed, ¥. A. Waernlein, Colonel USAF, Commander. This was the official order re- ceived by Kirk’s parents, Mr. Lan- nan added information about ‘his son. Kirk, a 1959 Westmoreland graduate, spent a year at Wilkes College, working at Sears Roebuck and Birth’s Esso Station while at- tending college. January 10, 1962, he enlisted in the Air Corps study- ing electronics, which he hopes to make hig profession. He expects to complete his college education. He took basic training at Black- man Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas: Dear Editor: I am happy to report that our “Open House” at Retreat State Hos- pital was a tremendous success. We feel the excellent publicity your paper gave us stimulated much interest in the community as 1933 visitors attended during the after- noon. Dr, Claude H. Butler, Superin- tendent, and the entire staff wish to thank you for your cooperation in making our day a success. Sincerely yours, THOMAS KANYUCK, Chairman ‘Open House’ 1962, THE DALLAS POST, THURSDAY, MAY 24, 1962 Rambling Around By The Oldtimer—D. A. Waters dee TT STS HITT STS TTR NTH TTS NTT TS HITT STH 1 SUCH To secure the right of eminent domain, available to steam railroads in Pennsylvania under certain con- ditions, the local trolley road was incorporated as a steam railroad, The Wilkes-Barre and Northern. Everyone knew that the steam part of it was only a subterfuge as the grades and curves laid out were not_good for efficient steam opera- tion. However the first cars into Dallas were actually pulled by steam engine, and such an engine was stored for ‘many years in the car barn at the lower end of town near the present motel. Electric power was soon substituted. After a few years the controlling interest was sold and the new own- ers changed the name to Wilkes- Barre Dallas and Harveys Lake Rail- way Co. Under neither management was any attempt made to build the road into Wilkes-Barre. Connec- tion was made with the tracks of the Wilkes-Barre and Luzerne Street Railway where the turn was made at Courtdale Avenue. About oppos- ite the present Luzerne Lumber Co. the track swung to the left and followed the side of the mountaip to. Hillside, whence it ran fairly sraight to the lower end of Trucks- ville hill. Here it swung across the road and the creek and followed the hill on the opposite side of the creek nearly to Mt. Greenwood, where it crossed to the opposite side and followed the side of the hill to Shavertown. Passing about where the main intersection is now, it followed the line where the highway cut off to Fernbrook as recently built, then ran roughly parallel with the Le- high Valley to the center of Dal- las and on. to the Lake, to the left of the Lehigh Valley and not close to it beyond Dallas. On Nov. 7, 1899, as reported at the time in THE DALLAS POST, the first fatal accident under electric operation . occurred. Frank XKniffen, age about forty, who shortly before had purchased a farm near Ketc- ham, was returning home from the valley. Near the stone crusher just below Ice Cave, now Hillside, he apparently lay down on the track to rest and was struck in the darkness by the car which had left Wilkes-Barre at 8:20 p.m.. Josiah Rood of Dallas was motorman and A. L. Snyder, the conductor. This was entirely ‘away from the usual path of travel and his presence was unexplained. His skull was crushed, one arm torn off, and both legs nearly severed. The crew put the body on the car and continued on to Dallas and turned it over to Undertaker. B. W. Brickel. The Ld fe tinTHTe HTT] iA coroner authorized Esq. C. H. Cooke to select a jury and hold an in- quest. They rendered a verdict of accidental death. The man had been addicted to occasional use of lig- uor, A funeral was conducted in Dallas Church. About the same time the same Mr, Snyder, acting as motorman, struck a colt that jumped in front of the car. The brake having been applied, the blow was not too sev- ere and the colt was not seriously hurt. ' Car No. 2, the unlucky car of the road, ran away from Fernbrook to Luzerne one time, knocking an- other car into the side of a house and smashing a milk wagon. About . a week before Christmas in 1900, the same car No. 2, motor- man Josiah Rood, Conductor M.D. Thomas, was completely demolished at the iron bridge in Luzerne. The trolley was coming toward Dallas and tried to stop at the grade cros- sing with a ‘Lehigh Valley mine branch which runs up through Lu- zerne along the creek, The rail was car did not stop quickly enough to clear the railroad. A Lehigh Valley mine crew was pushing a train of coal up the creek and the leading car struck the trolley. Dr. C. A. Spencer, as passenger, was bruised in the head and shoulders and one side of his body was partly para- lyzed. E. J. Newman, of Beaumont, fell through one of the car wind- ows, sustaining a wrenched back and bruises and was taken to Wilkes-Barre Hospital. Mrs. C. B. Barker and Mrs. Thomas Oldershaw of Dallas were slightly bruised and cut by flying glass. Other passen- gers, all more or less shaken up and scared, were Mr. and Mrs. James Ely of Hillside, Leslie Bert- ram of Huntsville, Mr. and Mrs. A. T. Gandloff of Luzerne, later of Dallas, Joseph Hagen, A. L. Snyd- er and John Hildebrant of Dallas. With the coming of automobiles, minor crossing accidents were com- mon for a while. In our own time the most common cause of difficulty was falling ice and trees in the winter season. Lowest-numbered car remember- ed by the writer was “Old No. 4", a combination baggage and passenger car that was used sometimes on night trips. No. 3 may have been around. For summer service to Harveys Lake, cars open at the sides were used with seats across the cars and a running board along both sides for the conductor to pass along and also serve as a step ent- ering or leaving the cars. THE BATTLE OF THE BUDGET Dear Editor: The night was hot and the hour tense. It was the second time the school board had met to adopt a tentative budget. The increase in per capita tax which had drawn the board to a common agreement at the first meeting had to be re- scinded. One township in the union district had reached its per capita limit. The public was filled with indig- nation over the constant increases in taxes and also filled with mis- conception from inaccurate public reports. People were led to believe that any vote in favor of spending regardless of the reasoning was irresponsible, The superintendent in one year had improved the schools almost beyond belief but was being watched with critical eyes by local politi- cians. Citizens groups interested in schools, while delighted with im- provements in the academic pro- gram, were skeptical ‘about the en- larged scope of extended activities. They had acted accordingly by the election of two women to the board. Already the overwhelming re- spongibility of being both conserv- ative and progressive had taken its toll on nerves. The original budget had been slashed by the ad- ministrator in an honest effort to keep within the present tax limit without ill effects to the educa- tional progrem, Yet a truly con- servative person could find other areas in which to cut. Arguments in previous executive sessions had pinpointed three over- lapping schools of thought: Those who felt there was no alternative to providing the means to meet the proposed budget; those who felt we must maintain the present tax limit and try to live within it, cutting when necessary as the year pro- gressed. And a third group in favor of making the necessary cuts at once in extended programs and thus maintain ‘the present millage. Faced with a stalemate, the ad- ministrator suggested the only alternative was to concentrate on a higher percentage of tax collec- tion at the risk of falling short and having to cut in areas he felt would be detrimental to his proposed program. The vote was in favor of not in- creasing the millage. Now those who heeded inaccurate reports would crown their heroes and con- demn their enemies. . But at least one director felt her crown was full of thorns. For though there is some merit in this particular vote it was not a permanent answer to better schools, and over a period of years could be seriously damag- ing. Who ~ then should wear the crown? Those who believe in a progressive program and are willing to withstand the criticism in order to see it through? Those who favor more conservative spending in the extended programs when faced with a financial dilemma? Or those who would hold taxes but not assume i responsibility for the program cut- ting which necessarily results? The schools number one enemy is indifference, but interest can be dangerous, too, if it is uninformed. Perhaps a better understanding could be reached if the public would refuse to condemn or approve the direction of our educational pro- gram without knowing the facts. The board must also share this re- sponsibility by its willingness to provide the facts. ANNE VERNON. Editorial Note: School board members take a terrific. beating. It beats us why anybody ever runs for the office. |A school board member can’t hope to please his constituents. They elected him to hold down the taxes, and holding down the taxes is as impossible as holding down the rising cost of food and clothing. We have a very good school board serving the Dallas Union School District. It honestly disagrees; it picks up the pieces and reaches a compromise; it wrestles with knotty financial and educational problems. It is in no sense a ‘“Rub- ber Stamp” group, and more power to it. It is doing a good job, and with precious little praise.—HIX. Jerome R. Gardner, Jr. Takes Masters Degree Jerome R. Gardner Jr, son of Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Gardner, Shrine Acres Dallas, received a Masters de- gree in Social Work from the Uni- versity of Pennsylvania, Monday May 21st. A graduate of Kingston High School, young Gardner received his B.S. degree in Music Education from Wilkes College in 1960. He is mar- ried to the former Merle McKeown, and they have two sons, J. R. Gard- ner II, and James R. Gardner. Mr. Gardner will begin his duties with the Bellevue Community Cen- ter in Scranton on July 1st. SL “Never have so many people lived so well so far behind before,” The Ol prooe “A beatedis idea of a lovely bride is when her sneakers match her sweater.” ‘ Only - Yesterday Ten, Twenty and Thirty Years Ago In The Dallas Post IT HAPPENED 30) YEARS AGO: Dallas Borough Council for the second = consecutive year lowered tax millage. In 1961, millage was lowered from 21 to 19. Further reduction of 1, cutting 1 mill from the light fund, half a mill from the sinking fund, caused tax- payers to rejoice. Contract was let for the new Kingston Township high school, Herman Maillander’s bid of $46,076 being low for general construction. J. L. Turner got the heating and plumbing at $10,859; plumbing went to Redington, $3,260; sump, to D. W. Davis, $202; sewage $1,- 410; electrical work, Jacob Laux, $2,729; total, $64,526. John Downing, 65, frequent con- tributor to the Dallas Post, died fol- lowing a stroke. Rev. Clinton Brooks Henry, re- | tired Methodist minister, died at 67 j frosty and somewhat greasy and the | in Shavertown. ' A special offer in advance of graduation:Prep suits for $13.75.. Michigan ' russet seed potatoes were 25 cents a hushel. Another four-page issue, contain ing very little news. IT HAPPENED 20 YEARS AGO: Seven year old Jimmie Ayre, a Dallas boy until he moved to York, was stricken with encephalitis and hospitalized at Johns Hopkins. Louis Kelly ranked first in'a class of 24 Dallas Borough seniors. A yoke of oxen and a span of mules ‘were promised for the Me- morial Day Parade in Lehman. Floyd Chamberlain was the first man ever to head Dallas Township PTA. General Edward Martin swept the polls in the republican primaries for Governor, repudiating. the Fine- sponsored candidate in Sixth Legis- lative District. School teachers completed sugar rationing work and started on gas rationing. Most residents asked for B cards. Service men heard from in Safety Valve: Bill Dierolf, Camp Gordon; Robert Dierolf, William Swartwood, Camp Wheeler; Bill Rhoads, School of Communica- tions; Clarence Montross, Chanute Field. : : ‘Married: Lois Williams to Douglas W. Ridell; Jean Zimmerman to Don- ald Deans; Elsie Sisco to Andrew Kozemchak. Fire destroyed the Kenneth Tra- ver home at Evans Falls. A full page was devoted to des- truction dome by the war in Hol- land. A new course to train men for civilian defense jobs was started at: the old Goss School. ir HAPPENED | () YEARS Aco: Mrs.’ Richard - Lengel, Maplewood || Heights, stood helplessly holding the phone while flames engulfed her |” Reason? ‘A neighbor on the | home. same line would not.relinquish the phone so that she could call the fire department. : Advertisers were ballyhooing soap products which, they claimed, re- quired no rinsing. . Wonder ‘what happened to those miracle deter- gents ? Back Mountain Little League opened its second season. A story by Mrs. Hicks in the Dal- las Post won the top State award, and rated a two-week scholarship at the School of Journalism at Colum- bia. Morris Lloyd, car dealer, was in- terviewed for a Know Your Neigh- bor. Married: Madeline Ruth Transue to Clair LaBarre. Serine Culp to Albert (Ashton. Alta Lou Hall savuved a medal for life-saving from Commissioner Mrs. George Fry, Died: Mrs. Eleanor Prutzman, 85. Wesley Hilbert, 82, Beaumont. Michael J. Kocher, 81, Harveys Lake. Charles H. Knight, 70, Jack- son Township; Charles VanBuskirk, Fernbrook, completed rabies shots. His pet dog snapped at him, subsequently died of rabies. Cub Pack 233 Visits The Dallas Post Plant Cub Scout Pack 233 with their Den Mother Mrs. F. Klaboe, Mrs. Vincent Roman and ‘Mrs. John Por- ter visited The Dallas Post Monday afternoon and had an opportunity to learn about the various printing processes uder the guidance of James Lohman. In the group were Vincent Ro- man, Steven Klaboe, Charles Waite, Robert Youngblood, James Brown, John Harowig, Paul Wade, James Roman, John Porter, and Billy Youngblood. Committee For New Goods . I To Meet Friday At Kern's For the ninth successive year, the Library Auction New Goods Com- mittee will meet for its first official session at Herman Kern's Friday at 7:45, for cold cuts and refresh- ments, chairman James Alexander following tradition established by Mitchell Jenkins, The meeting at Kern's is always one of the high spots of the Auction preparations, New Goods bring in a sizeable portion of moneys rea- lized at the Auction, more than any other single committee. 5 DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA § Barnyard Notes ~ May 100 Years Ago One hundred years in May the Union armies under Generel : George McClellan held the Virginia peninsula and the James River approaches to Richmond, The Norfolk Naval base had been evacuated on the eleventh and the ironclad Merrimac destroyed by the Northern Monitor. McClellan spread his massive army along the swampy Chicka- hominy and got a good look at the enemy by sending up captive bal- loons with officers riding in small baskets to peer across the con- federate lines strung about Richmond. It was the second year of the (Civil War and the first big Northern offensive—an amphibious operation—had carried the blue army down the Potomac and Chesapeake to the mouth of the James. On May 31 would come the battle of Fair Oaks or Seven Pines and the wounding of the Confederate leader Joe Johnson. Then Robert E, Lee would take over the Confederates army, soon to be given its immortal name, the Army of Northern Virginia. Union forces on' the Peninsula numbered 44,944 with 790 dead; 3,594 wounded and 647 missing. Confederates had 41,816 effectives, 980 were killed, 4,749 wounded and 405 missing. Richmond was under seige. Before 1862 ended two of the bloodiest battles of the war would be fought at Second Bull Run and Antietam in Maryland. i Earlier in the’ west, on April 7, amid the peach blossoms iat LLL LLL LLL LLL ELLE EEE ELT LLL LLL] an Pittsburg Landing, the Battle of Shiloh had been fought by Generals i U. S. Grant and Albert Sidney Johnston. The battle of Shiloh made it necessary for both western armies to move thousands of their wounded men to Columbus Mississippi where many died. ; About fifteen hundred of them were buried in the ground known as “Friendship Cemetery”. It was appropriately named for there on April 25, 1866 “Decor ation Day” was first observed. Early in the spring of that year, four Yours after the battles on the Virginia Peninsula and at Shiloh, three young women, accom- panied by a young Confederate widow, filled their arms with flowers each day and tended the graves of the Southern dead. Forty Union soldiers were also buried there and soon their graves began to look bare and forgotten. The young widow then suggested that all the graves be decor- ‘ated. A few days later a strange procession made its way to ‘‘Friend- ship Cemetery” [It was led by young women in white followed by older ladies who wore black, all carrying large bouquets of - spring flowers. When they reached the cemetery they proceeded to decorate all the graves regardless of army differences. Today, 96 years later, “Decoration Day’ or ‘Memorial Day”, is observed throughout the land as one of our most solemn occasions. Though originally planned to commemorate the Civil War dead, It now embraces the fallen of all wars in which the United States has participated. AiR ‘hallowed Camp Livingston;" From Pillar To Post... by Hix It would have paid big dividends to have done a little map studying before starting for Souderton last Thursday, but it looked so simple. Just down the Northeast Extension of the Turnpike, off at Landsdale, and a mile or so over a country road. Not far at all, according to recollection of a similar trip last fall. Must be some way of getting on the Turnpike, from the road leading up the mountains toward Hazleton, and this dodge would save going up East End Boulevard. Memory insisted that there was an exit marked for Hazleton justebefore reaching the Wilkes-Barre exit. So, if there was an exit, there had to be an entrance. Only there wasn’t. The filling station attendant at Hazleton disclaimed all knowl edge of any method of getting to the Turnpike, though probably if I'd stay right on Route 309 as far as Tamaqua, I might see a sign. With that, he turned on the gas pump, and high test gas spurted all over the place from a leaking hose. “Wash it off, quick, I don’t dare start the motor.” The attendant washed it off, and the car moved to a pump on : the far side of the station, one not bandaged with adhesive plaster. Tom exercised patience, ‘Lots of time, take it easy, ‘he soothed, taking a surreptitious peep at his watch. And at Tamaqua, sure enough, there was a sign. It pointed toward Lehighton, and it was garnished with a green Turnpike i emblem. On the Turnpike at last, the English Austin were tied to a post. Maybe checked by Radar, but the Radar was off duty. “Get off at the Quakertown interchange instead of Lansdale, advised the toll-taker. We got off at the Quakertown interchange. ‘Where was that short country road? ‘The road that turned sharp to the right after a mile or so and led straight into Souderton ? one car after another passed as if speed was “This road led through a whole flock of towns including Sellers-"" ville, and finally came into Souderton by the back door, debouching upon the railroad station, with the main drag far below. It hadn’t been that way last time we went to Souderton. Why were the city fathers monkeying with the scenery ? Tt was hotter than the hinges of Hades, but mercifully there was a spot in the shade where we could park. And we were only an hour late for the appointment. Everybody had gone to lunch, so we had a sandwich at a doggery. = } On the way back, we started toward Quakertown interchange, and lo and behold, we were on the country road heading toward Landale. Only it was a lot longer than we had remembered. Where on earth was that right angle turnoff and the short stretch of road leading to the interchange? Must be we've passed the interchange. Nope, there it is, up ahead. Back on the Turnpike . . . “If you pass a likely looking place to get a cold coke, don't pass it, just turn in.” “Be your age, there aren't any coke stands on the Turnpike.” “I'm bone dry.” “What makes you think you're the only one who is bone dry?” “I feel‘it worse.” ‘Oh, baloney.” 3 “Goingto try to get off at the Hazleton exit?” “You kidding? I'm going straight to the Wilkes-Barre exit and down that long grade where thirty-nine casualties have occurred on account of truckers failing to believe in signs. «+ I KNOW that route.” Tom made one last try. “How about stopping for some ice cream?” “Ah, go soak your head.” being Buy Or Sell Through The Trading Post Buy Printed Napkins At The Post eres SE VCC VVC Ow FLOWERS FOR DECORATION DAY GERANIUMS 25¢ — 35¢ — 50¢ — 60c Combination Pots — Log Boxes MAZER'S GREEN HOUSES FARM MARKET Located on Route 118, Lehman Highway = Between Whitesell Bros. and Lehman Center POD OOOO OOO OOD ON tiated eth Bath sh bh HE ————— ———— es 4B