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The Government is as
fied scrap hunt. Steel mills
metal.
can Farmer.
come through.
Nelson Appeals For Intensive
Drive To Find Heavy Farm Scrap
to dedicate the remaining weeks of 1942 to an intensi-
the farms are one of the best sources of this type of
We need your further help in this farm drive, and
in aiding our salvage committees to continue this effort
throughout the next few weeks. Mats and other material
to help you are being prepared and will be mailed soon.
All salvage committees are being instructed to continue
to make available to the farmer all their transportation
facilities and manpower and to co-operate with you in
every possible way. The nation is looking to the Ameri-
I am sure that with your help he will
DonaLp M. NerLsoN, Chairman.
king the American Farmer
need more heavy scrap and
From
Pillar To Post
(Continued from Page 1)
So much for Franksgiving. Hardly
had the remnants of the turkey
reached the hash and soup stage
when the next festival was upon us.
Thrift recommended a nice juicy
pork roast, or at the most a large
stewed chicken with noodles. The
family rose en masse.
What did I mean, proposing such
a sacrilege for Thanksgiving?
Thanksgiving meant turkey, lots of
turkey, a turkey composed entirely
of second joints and drumsticks if
possible, but surely a turkey. It is
the white meat that goes begging
in our family. We have one child
who used to lie awake nights before
Thanksgiving, wondering how she
could tactfully ease it over to the
Grand High Carver that she yearned
for dark meat or even that little
nub of a tail instead of for the
choice slice of breast that always
appeared on her plate. She was a
very polite child in those days, but
she has made a noble recovery.
Nowadays she dismembers a leg,
and I get stuck with the white
meat.
“We just had Thanksgiving, you
gluttons,” I shrieked, “Do you want
me to spend all my time in the
kitchen ?”’
It was the wrong approach. It de-
veloped that they all considered the
kitchen my proper sphere of activ-
just a dinner. A very good dinner,
at that, with turkey, but that bird
had been in honor of the absent
member of the tribe. And besides,
that turkey ranked right along with
water under the bridge or over the
dam. The family had its appetite
whetted for turkey, and it would
not settle for any lesser animal.
So we had a second turkey. By
the time it, too, had reached the
stage of hash and soup, we were
all viewing the remains with a sing-
ular lack of enthusiasm.
You can eat roast beef every day
in the year—if you can get it in
these days of beef shortage— but
turkey after the third appearance
begins to pall. Its palate-appeal de-
scribes a downward curve until the
last bone and last bit of dried stuf-
fing are shovelled thankfully into
the furnace along with the grape-
fruit skins and coffee grounds.
For three successive years the
turkey market did a thriving busi-
ness, with everybody on the border
line between two states of conflict-
ing political opinion buying double.
But things are back on a pre-
Franklin basis as far as Thanksgiv-
ing is concerned, and folks can once
more order a single turkey without
being bulldozed into buying its twin
the following week.
lasted.
It’s common sensc to be
Xx thrifty. If you save you are
thrifty. War Bands help.you
to save and help {fo save
Amcrica. Bay your ten per
ity. Last week’s dinner was after all |
MUST BE IN THE HAND
HOLD YOUR FIRE TILL
FACTS YO
ALL RIGHT MEN’ IE THOSE ¥
BOYS ARE DOWN HERE, THEY J
THAT GANG BY NOW, SO AV
— cent every pay day.
It was a good racket while it |
THE POST, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1942
The TRADING POST
A POST CLASSIFIED AD
IS THE PLACE TO GET
RESULTS QUICKLY AND CHEAPLY
PHONE DALLAS 300 ® TWO CENTS PER WORD @ 25¢ MINIMUM
For Sale—
Cow Stanchions— Victory Model,
made mostly of wood, has a good
lock and is plenty strong. You'll
like them as well as steel. Price
$2.25. 48-2t
Gay-Murray Co., Inc.
New Hampshire Red and Barred
Rock pullets, will lay in January.
$1.35 each. Take your pick of the
flock. Howard Risley, Dallas.
Baby Chicks—New Hampshire and
Rock Red Crosses. Breeders all
blood tested since October 20, 1942
and all consuming best ration to
produce strong chicks. 12¢ delivered.’
Telephone 31 R 11 Joe Davis,
Leraysville, Pa. tf
Trappers—we give 3 day service on
trap tags. Prices postpaid to you.
15 tags 50c—25 tags 75c—40 tags
$1.00. We also have No. 1, No. 11%,
and No. 2 traps. 48-2t
Gay-Murray Co., Inc.
For Sale—Rental Leases, For Sale
signs, No Trespassing signs, No
Hunting signs, For Rent signs, etc.
The Dallas Post.
Who's got lice? Most cows have,
and they cost the dairyman
plenty. A large can of Graylawn
louse killer will successfully treat 12
cows. It's guaranteed sure. $1.00
postpaid to you. y 48-2t
Gay-Murray Co., Inc.
Used Electric Refrigerators, recon
ditioned washing machines, part
and service all makes. 267 Wyomin
Avenue, Kingston, 7-4514. 27-
Coal—Ralph D. Lewis, 128 Shaver
Ave., Shavertown. Phone Dallas
253-R-8. 43-tf
Who broke your harness? We
don’t care who broke it—Emerson
can fix it and oil it too, ready for
another ‘years’ work. Bring it in
now. 48-2t
Gay-Murray Co., Inc.
| Help Wanted—
Volunteer to handle soldier mailing
list and file. Typist. Apply Dallas
Post. One day a week 47-tf
Bucket-a-day and heating stove.
Phone Dallas 276-R-2. 48-1t
Miscellaneous—
For prompt removal of dead, old
disabled horses, sows, mules,
phone Carl Crockett, Muhlenbur
19-R-4. Phone charges paid. 244
Dead Animals removed. Highest
prices paid for dead or disabled
horses, cows and mules. Phone,
Laceyville 65. Bradford County
Rendering Works. tf
Well Drilling—For twenty-five years
we have specialized in well drill-
ing. No job too large or too small.
Better water wells at lower cost.
Tell your water troubles to Cress-
well Drilling Company, Kingston.
Phone 7-4815. 14-tf
Who To Call—
We buy live horses, alse remove
dead stock free of charge. We re-
fund telephone call expense. Call
Dallas 433-R-9. Laskowski Render-
ing Works. 30-tf
For Rent—
| Lawn Acres, 7T-room house, all con-
veniences, barn garage, 4 acres,
Wyoming 118. 45-tf
Wanted To Buy—
Beef cattle, calves, fresh and com
ing fresh cows. Highest price
paid. I. Mellner, Kingston 72746.
Reupholstering—
Honor Roll
To Be Dedicated
(Continued from Page One)
and the echo by Peter Roushey.
Silent prayer will be followed by
placing of wreaths at the foot of
the roll. Then the flag will be
raised and the pledge of allegiance
given by Ethel Jean Stile. Miss
Grace Cave will unveil the honor
roll and James Stile will present it
to Burgess H. A. Smith.
Community singing led by David
Joseph will follow. Rev. Roswell
W. Lyon will pronounce the bene-
diction.
Township Boy's
Model Plane Wins
(Continued from Page 1)
of years but has been building
models only three. He hopes to be
an aeronautical engineer some day
and despite his interest has never
been up for a flight in a plane. In
addition to his models he is build-
ing a 22-foot, 3-point racing craft
powered with a Continental motor.
Next summer, rationing and avia-
tion courses permitting, he hopes to
clean up any other racing boat on
Harvey's Lake.
Three Trucks
Are Involved
(Continued from Page 1)
Later in the day a coal truck
owned by Thomas Reese of Dallas
crashed into the rear of another
truck that had been held up for a
passing train at the Lehigh Valley
crossing on Union street, Kingston.
Board Of Health
Will Reorganize
Dr. F. Budd Schooley, president
of the Board of Health, will recom-
mend the appointment of James
Besecker as secretary and Mrs. Eu-
gene Lazarus as treasurer at a joint
Guaranteed workmanship,
Girl or lady to help with housework,
also take care of children.
Dallas 263-R-4. 47-1¢
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NSHANTI KINGS, IN WEST AFRICA, WHEN PURCHASING
B.S GoD FROM THEIR SUBJECTS USED TO USE AN
EXTRA-HEAVY SET OF WEIGHTS.
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Phone |
ARE PROVING VERY IMPORTANT
IN DETERMINING THE CAUSES OF
prices. Write or phone 7-5636.
John Curtis, 210 Lathrop Street,
Kingston. :
Found—
Beagle hound. Tan, black and
| white. Owner may have by pay-
[ing for ad. Call 378. 48-1t
|
| Lost—
| Gold rim glasses between Borough
School and 164 Parrish Street.
[Finder contact schocl or MeNeel.
GOING SOMEWHERE,
GENTLEMEN?
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HE BUSHY TAIL OF THE
FOX SERVES AS A NATURAL
NOSE AND FOOT WARMER.
DOUBTFUL THAT HE COULD
SURVIVE A COLD WINTER.
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B (LINE EDWARDS 187 CENTURY FRENCH
ZOOLOGIST, PAID TRIBUTE TO THE LOVELY
ROXANNA BY NAMING A MONKEY AFTER
HER BECAUSE OF IT5 TURNED-UP NOSE.
meeting with Borough Council on
| December 4.
Following the meeting the Board
lowest | of Health will reorganize and elect
| new officers. Mrs. Lazarus is a
| graduate nurse and has taken an
| active interest in first aid and pub-
[lic health programs. Other mem-
| bers of the Board are John Frantz
| and William Franklin.
Our fighting men are doing
their share. Here at home
the least we can do is put 10%
of our income in War Bonds
for our share in America.
By Irv Tirman
NOT SO FAST
COPPERS!? °
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MIGHT BE NEEDIN'
By Bob Dart
WELL 2HOW DO YOU LIKE
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