~ SECOND T By javie aiche HOUGHTS | purely local sense, it is too bad that miss the report on six thousand? jobs available at American Car & Foundry plant in Berwick. No particular harm was done by the London scoop. Nor yet was there any serious effect from the blacking-out of information in America on the route to be taken by a road across Canada into Alaska, reported without stint by the publications across the border. Th false story about the jobs at Berwick was what raised hob. For five days following the scare- head revelations that Wyoming and ackawanna valleys were to be lled upon to supply six thousand men for war-plant jobs it was next to impossible to drive past any cor- ner between West Pittston and ~ Shickshinny without having job- seekers flagging you down and beg- ging you for a lift to the home town of American. Car & Foundry. So, with a couple of the would-be work- ers your correspondent went down here. And what was officially stated 2 ‘was that there was not a scintilla of truth in the published story of pis work proffered for the six thous- ands. At the very outside, said one official, it is improbable that the rwick plant will engage more than a couple hundred extra hands in the months prior to next winter. d more than three hundred Ber- ‘wick applicants are awaiting open- ing of what jobs are to be filled. The likely cause of the report was the scouting around for means of transportation for several hundred persons who retain homes in Lack- awanna and Wyoming Valleys ‘while traveling to and from Berwick, ‘all of them being faced by dire dif- ficulty when comes the time that their tires no longer are serviceable and no replacements are to be had. The hundreds who got jobs, in op- position to the requirement of erican Car & Foundry that its orkers reside in or near Berwick, vere sponsored by various groups politically influential persons. Some groups of them have gotten together to purchase busses which are expected to be provisioned with essary rubber. Others of them aw the feasibility of having Lacka- wanna Railroad reinstitute the train service it abandoned some time ago. From this meager basis there was expanded the report that Berwick was about to double: employment ords at the big foundry. How- ; ver, if any of the newspapers pub- lishing the report had taken trouble 5 get the facts from A. C. & F. of- als there would have been wide ving of embarrassment to all con- cerned. It was in the process of getting to he bottom of the Berwick report ‘that your scribe came into knowl- edge of a Pearl Harbor victim whose story will not be told in press dis- patches. He is Eddie Secora, a res- ident of Muhlenberg. Just as young Lockhard of Williamsport detected by radio interceptor the flight of a (IED PS 5 Year Old Whiskey | was®22 JH 89 1 Now 4/5 QUART (INCLUDES TAX) AT ALL STATE STORES ~ Siolght Rye Whiskey, 86 Proof. This Whiskey is 5 Years Od. The Old Quaker Company, Lawrenceburg, Indians If there was excitement over the London Daily Mail's exclusive report on the American Armada in the South Pacific you put it down to the wounded regard for censorship in the minds of most United States edi- tors. They missed the boats, a whole flock of them. But, speaking in a the press of Wyoming Valley didn’t I] THE LOW DOWN FROM HICKORY GROVE Uncle Sambo is a great guy. As a warrior he has never been licked — and won't be licked—but ex- pecting him to be as super at every other kind of job, is expecting too much. I don’t crave to see the day when we depend upon him to do every- thing, and we just take a back seat—and lean. The Old Boy don’t have time to mess into business or farming, etc, He is more or less busy runnin’ the Army and the Navy and the Marines, at which he is champion. But tak- ing time out to run the banks, the railroads, or the barber shops, etc., is spreading him out too thin. If it ever comes to the time when we have a Govt. barber shop, I'm fearful that I'm going to be even less of a treat for the girls to look at, than I am now. We are fighting social- ism in Germany, ham- mer and tongs, but our back door here at home has a socialist’s foot in it. You take TVA and St. Lawrence Waterway, and a dozen others, they are 100 per. cent socialistic. Barber shops are maybe just around the corner. Yours with the low down, JO SERRA. a most modern types the Japanese off Honolulu, so did young Secora learn of the enemy in more intimate contact. The Muhlenberg boy was patrol- ling the deck of a warship anchored in Pearl Harbor when he saw the first attacking planes come into view. He naturally mistook them for American craft. When he saw the first bombs hurtling downward he took for granted that they were practice missiles. But, when they started to explode he knew differ- ent. As fast as he could spread the alarm young Eddie Secora ran about ship. Thanks to him, the entire per- sonnel of his ship was gotten ashore. And then young Secora collapsed, a victim of shell-shock, Few of war’s casualties are more pitiful than those whose nervous systems have been disrupted by the horrible im- pact on the senses of the mighty shells and bombs. One with whom we are familiar out in the Poconos hasn’t lived a normal moment since the Autumn of 1917. He is a victim of the first World War. Young Eddie Secora came back to his Muhlenberg home to seek recovery in peace from the first im- pact of modern war. Every night he lives over again the attack on Pearl Harbor. By day he is a man apart from family and friends, silent, morose, lost among the living and living among the lost. Millions of people emergencies. Here you You Need Not will be paying an in- come tax for the first time on March 15th; and many will not have provided for it. The Personal Loan Department of The First National Bank makes loans for such can borrow and repay in convenient monthly installments. Be a Depositor THE First National Bank | OF WILKES-BARRE And Don’t Wear That Pen Out Writing Exemptions! SOIR] FE ' A ¥ 3 Sf AY Frtonead br Weystone Teal 5g a nf CR JA has A PY 3 HES Ed | THE SEN "THE SAFETY VALVE—By Post Readers Learning In The Army Editor The Post: I have been very fortunate in be- ing placed at the Easton Armory. My post is at the Lehigh Water Company, one of the largest reser- voirs in this section and one of the of filtering plants in the country. Beside having the water company to study, there is the old “Serpen- tine Quarry,” 100 yards up the road on Route 611 to Scranton. I would not have known this if it had not been for a college professor who is studying rock formations and types of stones. He gathered several samples and explained them to me. They were mica from which isin- glass is made. He then showed me samples of soft white wood and traced the development of the wood through petrification to rock or mica. Then she showed me a green stone from which they make inlaid floors. The floors are polished until they look like linoleum. This is the serpentine rock for which the quarry was named. They are now grinding a grey stone into dust for the government. It is made into paint and also used in the process of making soap and rubber. This is the only known quarry of its kind and to think that I have only lived 60 miles away from it and never seen it before. It seems I had to get in the army to find these interesting things by accident. I hope some will gain by my ex- perience. Your friend, Pvt. Alexander McCulloch, U. S. Army, Easton, Pa. We've Got A Job To Do Editor The Post: You've heard that song, ‘Deep in the heart of Texas,” well, that’s ‘things in order. It really is amaz- just where I am now. I'm stationed at Camp Barkeley, Texas, ten miles south of Abilene. Got up at four Thursday morning, had breakfast, packed what was left for packing and then we started out. , Left Fort Sill at eight that morning in a truck convoy. We had fifty-six trucks and trailers in all and they spread out over two miles. Just about twenty miles past Wichi- ta Falls, they had our field kitchen set up and we had a hot meal. Leav- ing there at one we arrived at our destination at seven o'clock that evening. The trip was 264 miles and we made it in eleven hours. Camp Barkeley had things all ready for us, tents and bunks were up. They had a hot supper waiting and all we had to do was unpack our equipment. This was a big job for it had to be done right away. The trucking company that moved us had to pull out for another camp in the morning. Well we all pitched in and had the job done within two hours. Let me tell you every man was ready for bed after that day was over. The next morning we got up at seven-thirty and started getting ing how smooth things run when every man works to get a job done fast. Of course, you must remember most of our boys are from good old Pennsylvania, and they are the best there is. We sure rub it into these boys out here, too, and don’t you think we don’t. When it comes to moving closer “More than a newspaper, a community institution” THE DALLAS POST ESTABLISHED 1889 A mon-partisan liberal progressive newspaper pub- lished every Friday morning at its plant on Lehman Ave- nue, Dallas, Penna., by the Dallas Post. Entered as second-class matter at the post office at Dallas, Pa., under the Act of March 3, 1879. Subscriptions, $2 a year, payable in advance. Single copies, at a rate of 5c each, can be obtained every Fri- day morning at the following newsstands: Dallas: Hislop’s Rest- aurant, Tally-Ho Grille; Shaver- town, Evans’ Drug Store; Trucks- ville, Leonard’s Store; Huntsville, Frantz Fairlawn Store; Idetown: Cave’s Cash Store. Editor and Publisher HOWARD W. RISLEY Associate Editor MYRA ZEISER RISLEY Contributing Editor JOHN V. HEFFERNAN Advertising Department JOSEPH ELICKER HARRY LEE SMITH to those Japs we're right there and the sooner the better. The way things are going we all want to get over there and get it over with. We all know while we're here in the States we can do nothing. This war must be won by going over after them. We know that here in the Army and the people should realize it at home. Went into Abilene last night and it certainly is a nice town. They treat us boys grand down here. Guess it’s because Camp Barkeley is a new camp. At Fort Sill it was an old thing to see soldiers in town. Must close now for it's time for “lights out” and I'm a little tired. You fellows see that we get the supplies out there and we'll show you how we can use them. “Keep Them Flying.” It's really a grand thing having The Dallas Post sent to the men and women in the service. I've been in over a year now and I wait each week for my copy. You will change my address so that I get it on time, won’t you? Don’t mind my writing for it’s pretty hard to write with nothing but your legs for a table. As Ever, Pvt. Alan Kistler, Camp Barkeley, Texas. A swell boy if there ever was one. And we've a personal right to be proud, for he was the first from The Dallas Post to join up. He did not wait for his draft number to turn up, but with his brothers vol- unteered to go with one of the first contingents from his Draft Board— Editor). Lines On A Postcard Editor: Words could hardly express how over-joyed I was yesterday when I received your February 27, Dallas Post. ; When a fellow is far away it sure is good to read about th¢ activities and events which take jlace back home. s I am attending the Air Corps Radio Technical School, expecting to graduate in the near future. Yes, I read every word of The Post and cannot over emphasize my : thanks to you. Pvt. Glen L. Kessler, Scott Field, Ill. From Sunny Hawaii Dear Editor: Just a few lines to say, “hello” tand let you know that we boys in along fine. I would like to have you put this in The Post for all of those who think of us once in a while. Dear Friends: ; Here are a few lines to say, “hello” and ask how you all are. We want to let you know that we boys in Hawaii are all right and do- ing our very best, and we are very glad to hear that you all are behind us 100%. With you back of us we feel a whole lot stronger and will be stronger, and will come out of this with high flying colors. We close hoping you are all well and send our love and good wishes. The Boys in Hawaii, sent by, P. F. C. Gilbert F. Hughey, Schofield Barracks, Territory of Hawaii. From Down South Dear Sirs: I am one of the soldiers away from home who looks forward each week to the day when the postman brings him his copy of The Dallas Post. I know that I am repeating what other boys have already told you about your paper, or maybe I should say, our paper, as that is what it really is, since it is a com- munity paper and sort of belongs to the whole community. It makes a fellow feel good to re- ceive his home town paper and be able to read about his friends who are not with him. It makes a fellow happy to realize that there are people back there thinking of him and waiting for him to come back. The time away from home goes slow and I want you to know that I am another one that looks for- ward to my copy of The Post each Monday. Sgt Walter L. Darrow, Signal Corps, Fort Jackson, S. C. Sent By Air Mail Dear Editor: I was surprised and thankful to receive your Dallas Post. I was a regular reader before enlisting in the U. S. Air Corps, and I thought that would be the last IT would see it for a long time. I could hardly believe that it was actually The Dallas Post when the mailman handed it to me, especially out here in Washington. I sure enjoy reading about all my friends and the people I know back home. I want to express to you my ap- preciation and thanks for sending it to us boys in the service. It makes me feel that you are doing your part in the crisis that now exists. Thanking you again, I remain, Pvt. Elwood E. Martin, McChord Field, Washington. (Additional Safety Valve on Page 7) Hawaii are all right and getting, TIMENTAL SI By EDITH BLEZ DE until I spent a little time in one of ~ FOOTNOTES . By Dale Warmouth If you've a name that’s long or hard to remember, if you've ever done anything you have a prominent feature, physical or mental, it is two to one that you have a nickname. Saying nicknames, like talking slang, is a well known method of escape from this whacky world. To have a nickname is to be sure that you have friends, to say the least, since it means that someone is noticing you. But if you're nickname does you dirt, as the saying goes, be- ware! Your enemies are watching you more closely. : Footnotes has long made a study of nicknames; we didn’t learn any- thing constructively, but we did de- velop quite a collection. To begin with, we believe they are not $ome- thing to hide, excepted Jack the Ripper, Stinky, Sis, and the like. We believe they are something to be proud of and a mark of dis- tinction. Nicknames come about in many ways, as we pointed out in the first paragraph. When you have been tagged with a name like Edence yearyilo, (This is our favorite name; we hope to have a dog by this title when we learn to pronounce it) or even mild ones like Gwilym, Mont- gomery, or Simpson, the chances are that you will be called Butch, Bill, Monty, and Simp, respectively. If you are slow and easy going, you will be known as Flash or Speed. If you are small, you may take your pick from Shorty, Shrimp, Peanuts and Squirt. Pull a boner and your friends will give you a nickname that will forever remind you of it. The ethics of giving a nickname are as follows: It must fit the per- son as much as possible. It must be easy to say and remember. It must be short. This last rule is probably broken more than any of the others, although the first is quite often disregarded. To it the after- thought “or as nearly unlike him as possible” might be added. For instance, the namiag of Your Foot- noter “Cyclone” wiren a milder, less breezy guy is hard to find. Before that Your Footnoter was known as Walloping Warmouth. Take, too, the nicknaming of our bosom pal “Speed”. Cyclone, by the bye, has been varied with Cyanide, Cypress, and Cyclops. The one that stuck for good was just, plain Cy. Some nicknames became famous, Uncle Sam, Buffalo Bill, Deadwood Dick, John. Bull, and Calamity Jane are some of the best known. But the real beauties in the Art of Nick- namery appear right in your home town. One of the most famous of local names is that of Bill “Sneezy” Sny- der, Claude street, Dallas. In Dallas Township High School his name ap- pears on almost half the desks, on his football suit, in the numerous pieces of equipment in the Audi- torium, where he wiled away the minutes during play practice by en- graving his name in six inch letters. The story goes that he said if he ever became famous he wanted his name where people could see it. In Dallas Township High School, you can find Jeff “Irish” “Tumor” Redington, Harry “Beano” Snyder, who once wanted to be called “Bub- bles”, Carl “Butch” Garinger, and Warren “Curly” Stanton. There are Le Roy ‘Peter Rabbitt” Roberts, sometimes known as ‘Pierre’ or “Pierrot”, and Bill Phillips, who in typing class missed the I and hit the U, making his name Bull,. which he has been called ever since. Girls are not exempt, either. There's Ruth “Footy” Neyhard, Marilla “Zip Mae” Martin, Margaret “Muggs” Brace, Helen “Plumey” (pronounced Plum- my) Lumley. Then George “Dodie” Bittenbender has been known as “Dodie” and “Do” all his life, which makes George his nickname, By co- incidence, we have Audrey ‘‘Moe” Morris and Michael “Moe” Sedler. Not included are a few coined ones such as Residue, Filtrate, Bunsen and Barney, which were used a few days and promptly forgotten. Among the more common nick- names are the abbreviated ones. Here lies real convenience and thrift. Think of all the shorts there are: Bob, Jim, Joe, Doty, Betty, and Pat. Easy to say, short to write, they are a boon to hurried people, and an asset to National Defense. Imagine how much paper we could save by using them in their short form in the millions of times that they will be written during the emergency. If you have a good nickname up your sleeve, let Footnotes know about it—just for fun. Ah, joy! Oh, happy day! Do you remember the goose that chew our shoe laces? Well, Mrs. Goose has laid an egg! Two eggs! She was seen inspecting the wood-pile, And now there are two big white eggs. When there are a bunch of little goslings we hope that one will be extraordinary, if called FOOTNOTES. | the week-end! You might have heard before this that the American Army of 1942 is above all things an intelligent army. I never thought very much about the intelligence of this army being trained in camps all over the country, the local recreation centers for sol- diers. As soon as I began working with the boys I was struck immediately by their intelligence and their gen- eral knowledge. It isn’t just their enthusiasm for the war which is so amazing, it is their eagerness, their brightness. It speaks well for our systems of education that the aver- age boy in the army is mentally alert. : It is amazing what books they ask for the in the library and their con- versation is certainly far from bor- ing. They all have something to talk about. Remember, these are just average boys not the officers, not the college men, just the aver- age high school graduates from towns like yours and. mine, just American school boys. I notice, too, the boys from the West and the Middle West have a particular enthusiasm all their own. I have talked with boys from Wash- ington, Oregon, Idaho, Minnesota, Oklahoma and Wisconsin and I have been deeply impressed. They love to talk and they don’t think it is a joke at all that one can hear the corn grow in Kansas. They go into great detail about corn growing and they know just how tall the corn was in last year's crop! They know what the temperature has been for the past five years and they love to tell you about “Mott, the town that God forgot.” They defy anyone to tell them that the West isn’t the best part of this country. I talked with a boy from Knox- ville, Tenn. He was bashful and I don’t think he had enjoyed some of the privileges the other boys took for granted. He had never been far from home until he joined the Army. He wanted to see Atlantic City because he had heard so much about it. He had never seen the ocean. When I suggested that At- lantic City wasn't far away, he said he guessed he wouldn't get there, because he didn’t like to get very far away from camp. I suppose it was just a hangover from his life at home. He was just a home boy, and camp was home, and he wasn’t taking any chances on getting too far away. There was a boy from Michigan who was having a fine time, Some- one had left a typewriter in the library and before he had time to wonder whether he would be per- mitted to use it he had written ten letters. He had the time of his life. When I told him where he could buy stamps he said he never had to buy stamps, his mother kept him supplied. He had the brightest face, and when he had finished writ- ing he looked over at me and said, “Gee T wonder if I should have used this machine?” Another boy who looked as if he hadn’t been out of high school many weeks had been in the Army five years. He appeared to be nothing but a baby but he was very much a man. He loved the army but he had one big worry. He was) trying to find out if it cost too much to call Haddonfield, N. J. He knew a girl there and he knew if he could call her she would invite him for the week-end. He called her and she invited him for I like this army of 1942 and I sincerely hope that all of us, are going to give them all the backing they need. RE I] FREEDOM The columnists and con- tributers on this page are allowed great latitude in expressing their own opin- ions, even when their opinions are at variance with those of The Post. — a THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK DALLAS, PENNA. MEMBERS AMERICAN BANKERS’ ASSOCIATION DIRECTORS R. L. Brickel, C. A. Frantz, W. B Jeter, Sterling Machell, W. R. Neely, Clifford Space, A. C. Devens, Herbert Hill. OFFICERS C. A. Frantz, President Sterling Machell, Vice-President W. R. Neely, Vice-President W. B. Jeter, Cashier F. J. Eck, Assistant Cashier Vault Boxes For Rent. No account too small to secure careful attention. ’