| Ediiorially Speaking: Oh Where, Oh Where, Has My Little Dog Gone Every dog, so they say, has his day and the muts of Luzerne county had theirs last week. Dallas dogs, more fortunate than their city brothers, roam at will as is their custom. They can wag a tail comfortably anywhere. Their good fortune, we learn now, was just a matter of economics. It costs more to drive a Humane Society ambu- lance to Dallas to pick up a stray than in the more populous alleys and narrow streets of the valley. Wear and tear on a truck costs money and the chance that the dogcatcher might have to chase $2 worth of ears all over our rocky hills and wood lots, makes this the land of freedom for dogs. Of course if someone notified the chief dispatcher’s office that some meek little pooch was cornered in a house or yard, the white ambulance might come all the way to Dallas to pick up the pet and “find a nice home for him” in the valley— dog heaven we now learn was his destiny. A “profitable” Humane Society has to have dogs in volume to make money at $1 an ear; it, like any other busi- ness has got to have turn-over. This area was a land of di- minishing returns; that’s why a lot of Dallas Dogs still have their ears, and why well bred city dogs coined the expression, “Td give my ears to live in Dallas.” It might not always have been so pleasant for Dallas dogs. Another year of big volume like last year might rapidly have depleted the urban dog population. Then Dallas dogs would have come in for more Humane consideration even if less profitable. The law of supply and demand—not the dog laws—would have seen to that. This fertile field might well have become the happy hunting grounds for the hu- manitarian work of the Humane Society. With the organiza- tion really on a production basis, it is not likely that the whole of Luzerne county could have supplied enough dogs and we would soon have had to import them from surround- ing counties. Even the lowly hot dog might soon have been forced to grow ears. Such a possibility was avoided with the publicity given the Humane Society’s slaughter shop by the State Dog Inspector this week. All jesting aside, it is a serious situation when the pub- lic is imposed upon by an organization which in most com- munities has gained the respect to give meaning to its name. The primary motive behind any humanitarian organization is not profit nor to become self-supporting. If the Humane Society needed memberships or financial support to carry on its legitimate work, it could have secured it from those who love animals and pets. Unfortunately it needed memberships only for a front, and those were supplied by well-intentioned sentimentalists who failed to see that the organization was properly conducted. The most important lesson in the fiasco is this: Let those who lend their names freely to organizations seeking public trust and confidence assume the responsibility of making certain that they are run honestly and above board. FROM. PILLAR TO POST * We read a Fetter to Dorothy Dix in a competitive sheet a little while ago. A young woman of eighteen was complaining because her mother kept trying toimake her go out with a friend of the family, “54 old man of thirty-seven.” She had better things to do, she said, than assist this wreck around the streets, better things to listen to ‘han his antique lecherous prattle. Miss Dix agreed with her warmly, and so do we. Youth ought to stick to youth. Once, when we were eighteen, we went out with a dear old lady about thirty-five and she swiped our watch. That cured us. Boston stories continue to seep southward. There is for example, the case of the Western lady who was taken to the meeting of a club’ there. “And just where do you come from,” one of the dames asked, “From Ida- ho” the Western lady told her. In the kindliest possible way, the Bos- ton: lady patted her hand and said, “My dear, I'm sure you won't take offense. if I tell you something you ought to know. We pronounce it, Ohio.” It must have been at anoth- er Boston Club meeting that the topic of conversation revolved about family backgrounds. “You know,” said a Back Bay matron, “in Boston we think breeding is every- thing,” and an honest Westerner re- plied, “well, in the West we think it's a lot of fun but we don’t think it's everything.” We'd bet, if the electric light companies, could narrow it down, their charts would show a greater consumption of light on Friday night than on any other night of the week. That is the evening most folks read Time—and if they are lucky Life once in a while gets there ahead of Time. But that’s the light company’s problem and the reader’s, not ours. What interests us is the way these magazines and the Readers Digest are accepted in the best and lowest circles. Take Life for example. For more than three years we have been watching a very bothersome struggle in the publishing world—Life trying to figure out a way to print a pic- ture of a living, breathing woman with absolutely no clothes on. The especial problem of Life, of course, is that everything in it has to have the air of a respectable, high-minded commentary on America. Life, that is, can’t publish a picture of a naked woman with the simple caption; Woman Undressed, It has got to say something. Once in a while they get it. We are glad to report that after years of frustration and sev- enteen million angle shots that al- most got there but not quite, the editors have finally seen the an- swer. Like all truly great things it was simple. They merely photograph life art classes in various univer- sities from East to West. Once they photographed Yale Art school. That was their best. It had Yale, it had Art, it had Class, it had America; it had everything, including no clothes on. It was Life’s dream come true. It was a tremendous relief to us. And a very interesting picture, too. Time doesn’t have to worry quite as much as Life, One must be able to read to get much from Time so (Continued on Page 8) Frantz Named To Fairlawn Board Huntsville Man Is Outstanding Grocer Gerald Frantz, progressive Hunis- ville merchant, was honored this week with appointment to the Board of Control of Fairlawn stores. The Board is the governing body of the Northeastern Division of indepen- dent merchants comprising the or- ganization and meets semi-monthly at offices in Pittston. There are 25 members on the board, 10 of whom are appointed and fifteen elected. Mr. Frantz has been a member of the Fairlawn organization for just one year and it speaks well of his ability as a merchant and business man that he has received this ap- pointment. His store is well known throughout the rural section for its cleanliness, modern display’ and modern merchandising methods. During the past few weeks he has again had it redecorated in spotless black and white and has installed new shelving and florescent light- ing. When Mr. Frantz joined the Fair- lawn organization last year he ex- panded his store with the inclusion of a meat department in charge of Henry Salaza. The store is operated on a cash and carry basis. Mr. Frantz has been in his present location for the past four years. His modern merchandising methods, volume and attractiveness of display have made it one of the outstanding country stores in this section. County Audit Is Published Today Audit of Luzerne county financial affairs for 1940, as prepared by Robert N. Bierly, county controller, is published in this paper today. The report should be of interest to every resident of the county. Valuation of the county at the end of the year, personal and real estate, was $337,347,310, while the total debt was estimated by the controller as $3,269,614 of which $2,207,000 represented bonds. Cost of holding elections in this county, with all the machinery of registration, rent of polling places and the like, came to $180,823 last year. All county disbursements and re- ceipts are broken down in a compre- hensive manner. Buys Guernseys Norton Montross, Tunkhannock R. D. spent several days last week in Jefferson County, where he pur- chased 11 Guernsey cows. This makes about 50 head in the Mon- Vol. 51 Few Early Risers ‘See Army Convoy Lee Routes Battery. B’ Through Home T own Few local pegséhs were on the streets Wedne§day at 7:15 as Capt. Larry Lee of Battery B and his con- voy of twelve trucks and artillery pieces passed through Dallas from Tunkannock to the 109th Regiment Armory in Kingston. The captain is proud of his out- fit. Late Tuesday night he telephon- ed Burgess Herbert A. Smith that he had made arrangements to route his heavily loaded trucks through Dallas so that local residents might have an opportunity to see a part of the regiment depart for Indian- town Gap. . The Battery left the Tunkhannock armory promptly at 6 a. m., arrived in Dallas at 7:15 and left Kingston at 8. In the convoy were several field pieces, station wagons, regular trucks and two of the army’s latest four-wheel drives with trailers. Three Battery members were un- able to accompany the convoy. They were Sgt. Robert Passmore of Tunk- hannock, kept home by illness; Corp. Ralph C. Sands, whose mother is se- riously ill in a Wilkes-Barre hospital and Pvt. Lloyd Baker , who is in General Hospital. Outstanding Actor ToReceive Award Will Bestow Honors At Annual Dinner Each year the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences makes an annual award to the outstanding actor and actress of the production of the year. The awards for 1938 and 1939 were given to Robert Donet for his work in “Good Bye Mr. Chips” and to Vivien Leigh for her acting in “Gone With the Wind.” Friday night at the last perform- ance of “Let Us Take Council,” Dr. Henry M. Laing Fire Company's an- nual production, James O’Boyle re- ceived the award for his outstand- ing work in last year’s production, “West of the Rio,” establishing a custom which the firemen hope to continue each year. This year’s award, a beautiful bronze shaft, known in motion picture slang as an “Oscar,” was the gift of Fred M. Kiefer, co-author of the 1940 and 1941 shows. Presentation was made by Calvin McHose, chairman of the show committee. The “Oscar” for best performance in “Let Us Take Council” will be awarded at the annual dinner for the east late in March. Selection will ‘be made by popular vote of those who saw the show. During the next four weeks a ballot will appear in this newspaper and at the conclusion of the voting a committee of judges will count the ballots and disclose the winner to the committee in charge of making the award. Ballots may be mailed or brought to The Dallas Post. All ballots must be signed, and no more than one ballot should be sent in by the same person. (Ballot on Page 8) Dallas Church To Hear Mrs. Albert A. Drasher Mrs. Albert A. Drasher, soloist at the Kingston Presbyterian Church, will give a fifteen minute recital in Dallas Methodist Church Sunday evening in accordance with the plan to have special music at the church one Sunday evening a month. Mrs. Drasher will sing “The Good Shep- herd” by Van de Water and “A Song of Patience” by Beethoven. Tux Darras PosT MORE THAN A NEWSPAPER, A COMMUNITY INSTITUTION FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1941 WHEN AXIS LEADERS RELAXED AT FLORENCE MEETING 23 Adolf Hitler (the bum) and Benito Mussolini (a bigger bum) relax and temporarily forget about their set-backs in their attempted invasions of England and Egypt respectively as they attended a concert in Flor- ence, Italy. It is believed that it was during this conference Hitler agreed to send Nazi mechanized forces which Mussolini now says are helping the Italians in Africa which the British confirmed this week. o> 1. 2. which 3. 4, vey’s 5. No. 9 s | | Fire Company Nets / $514 On Annual Stow ara? Dr. Henry M. Laing Fire Company will hear final reports of committees in charge of its annual play, ‘Let Us Take Council” at its meeting to- night in the fire house. Arthur Dungey, * financial chairman of the show committee has announced that the show made a net profit of $514. He will give his complete report to the company this evening. Methodist Army Will Raise Funds Local Churches Help War Relief Program More than 100,000 men, enough to make a sizeable army if assembled in one place, will “right dress’ and “forward march’ down the aisles of the Methodist Churches of Amer- ica on Sunday, the denomination’s “Day of Compassion,” in & maneuver which, while not military, is defi- nitely war-related. Armed with offering plates they will receive gifts in a campaign to raise a total of a million dollars from eight million Methodists for three appealing causes: aid to Bri- tish Methodists; general overseas re- lief; religious and social welfare work among the boys in training. Because the nation-wide effort centers on a single day, Methodist ministers are asking those who cannot be present to send their “offerings in advance or by someone who can place it on the plate. All Methodist churches of this area will have special sermons. At Dallas Methodist church Rev. Francis Free- man will use the parable of the Good Samaritan as his sermon theme. Wyoming Rotary Host To Dallas Rotarians Members of Dallas Rotary Club were guests of the Wyoming Club last night at an Inter-city meeting in observance of the 36th anniver- sary of the founding of Rotary In- ternational. Chairman of the meeting was Atty. Max Rosen. Speakers were Dr. George Williams and Rabbi Sam- uel Wolk. Among the 800 officers and men of Wyoming Valley’s own 109th Field Artillery when it left bright and early Wednesday morning for Indiantown Gap, none was more eager to be up and going than its newest member Capt. Larry Lee's Great Dane, giant Gross Adolph. The Dane, purchased especially by Larry to guard his hearthstone while the Captain is away at the wars, soon took to army life and soldiers rather than domesticity, and now is a full-fledged mascot of Battery B. His sleek tan coat and fine physique make him a popular member of the outfit. When Adolf neglected home duties and trailed Larry to the regiment, he had no more ardent pleaders for his induction than two majors and the regiment's Adjutant Policoff, who by 4... way is a veterinarian and pledged to. look out for the dog’s health. For the past ten days Adolph has been stationed with the Battery tross herd. at Tunkhannock living at the Arm- Gross Adolf Takes To Army Life And Joins Up For The Duration ory with the men. On Sunday, con- tented gentleman that he now is, he lay quietly at the front of the Epis- copal church, head resting on paws and eye pealed at his fellows seated in military rows at divine services. Every day at meal times he paced with the company, prouder than a peacock and with ears high, to local restaurants for his meals. And Wednesday when the com- pany departed from Tunkhannock Adolph rode in an officer's car to 109th Armory in Kingston where he took part in an impromptu radio broadcast by barking his impatience to be off with the outfit again. Then he trotted to the sidewalk on Mar- ket Street and forgot to await his turn to jump in one of the big trucks rapidly loading with soldiers. As the trucks pulled out in convoy and away over Market Street bridge, there sat Adolph on top of a blue duffel bag, with an expression that said to all the world, “Bring on your Blitzkrieg, we're ready; you take care of the hearthstone.” Farmers Enthusiastically Support o Establish A Cannery even PerCent Of Those Polled Can Supply One-third Of Crops Needed s First returns from 58 out of 900 farmers polled in Back Mountain Townships by Luzerne County Farm Bureau to determine the amount of acreage available for three cannery crops—tomatoes, sweet corn and peas—indicate an enthusiastic ac- ceptance of the proposal to interest a reliable canner in locating here. The first 58 farmers to reply, or about 7% of those polled, said they could provide 343 acres for cannery crops, broken up as follows: 138 acres tomatoes; 154 acres sweet corn and 51 acres peas, or about one- third of the necessary acreage to provide a cannery with ample pro- duce for profitable operation. James Hutchison, county agent, said he was pleased with the ac- ceptance accorded the Many farmers jotted comment on their return cards. One said, “A cannery will not only create a new market, it will strengthen our pres- ent one.” Another wrote, “This is what I have long wanted to see es- tablished in Luzerne County.” Many wrote, “I am very much interested, count on me for continued co-opera- tion.” Mr. Hutchison said he knew that many more cards would be in his office before the close of the week. He urged farmers “to take their cards from behind the clock on the kitch- en shelf where they have put them for safe keeping and further study, and mail them in right away. When I asked farmers to return their cards before February 25, I forgot about no mail deliveries on Washington's Birthday; so we have extended the period for return another week.” Mr. Hutchison further stated, “If a canner can be assured from 300 to 400 acres of tomatoes, about the same acreage of sweet corn and 200 to 300 acres of peas, he'll be right interested in establishing here. With definite figures on which to] work we can really get down to business and have something to of- fer.” In his letter to 900 farmers, Mr. Hutchison said: “For sometime there has been considerable interest in the organization of a cannery in the northern end of the county. 1 personally believe a cannery would greatly increase the use of much idle land, and also increase the cash income per farm.” “In the formation of a cannery it is my thought, that there should be no local promotion or investment of money, but that an effort should be made to bring in a canner who is looking for a site in an area where quality vegetables can be produced.” “There is no question that with our upland soils, we can, weather | permitting, produce quality in to- matoes par excellent, and likewise with corn.” “Before we can interest a canner in locating within this area we must give him an idea of the acreage that might be available, We can’t prom- ise definitely that a local cannery can be established but we can with every farmer's effort make a real attempt to get one.” Members of the temporary con- sulting committee set up by the Farm Bureau are Harvey Moss, Dal- las R. D.; Walter Wolfe, Dallas, R. D.; E. B. Vosler, Shickshinny R. D.; John Lord, Wyoming R. D., and Charles VanTuyle, Pittston, R. D. {Continued On Page 8) proposal.’ a ST. PAUL'S BIBLE CLASS LOSES ALL QPMITS BOYS WHEN SIXTH JOINS ARMY The last of six boys in the Young People’s Bible Class at St. Paul’s Lutheran Church, Shavertown, to join the military services, Robert Dierolf, Battery 1. 109th, left for a year’s army training on Wednesday. Others who have gone before him in- clude his brother, William Dier- olf, Walter Thompson, Harold Thompson, Bryant Rinus and Charles Girton. The class was originally made up of six boys, eight girls and the teacher, Fred Girton, a student at Buck- nell Junior College. ' | | — a Township Parents To Hear Concert Unusual Instruments To Be Played Monday Dallas Township Band Parents’ markings and numerals on all homes in Dallas, Shavertown, and Trucksville. national defense measures. Dallas Borough. er highway between Dallas and Har- tion in the Dallas area. THE POST WANTS: Permanent and legible street Emphasis locally on activities will train men and women in The installation of fire plugs in The construction of a new, short- Lake before 1942. Centralization of police protec- More sidewalks. Enlarged Acme Market To Open Next Thursday Store To Be Closed Monday And Tuesday To Complete Work Painters, roofers and carpenters were busy this week putting the final touches on the new 25x60 foot addition to the Acme Market on Main Street. When the store closes for business Saturday night the market will not re-open until Thursday morning in order to give employes and construction crews an opportunity to renovate the interior of the entire store, install new fix- tures and rearrange stock. Exterior of the building along Mill Street is being sided with as- bestos shingles and the two-story front will be painted in cream with blue trim. At the same time roofers are at work laying a fire proof com- position roof on the building. Interior arrangement will be the most modern design with complete new lay-out of fixtures and shelving. The meat department will extend along the entire rear of the store room, with an up-to-date fruit and vegetable department at the right. The dairy department will be one of the most modern units to be found anywhere. Special fixtures in this department are among the first to be used in any similar market in Wyoming Valley. When the market reopens on Thursday morning, officials of the company are of the opinion, that it will be one of the most modern and progressive stores in the Amer- ican Stores system. Defense Classes Are Overcrowded Township Hopes To “ Add Another Course Enrollment in National Defense shop classes which are being held five nights a week at Lehman and Dallas Township schools have ex- ceeded all expectations. Classes have been ‘limited to 20 students at Lehman and 25 at Dallas Town- ship. Because neither school has facil- ities nor the instructors to handle larger classes, authorities at Dallas Township are seeking approval to open another class in woodworking and metal work. If 10 to 12 addi- tional youths register their desire to join classes at Lehman a similar effort will be made. Classes in sheet metal work in Dallas Township are being held in the old Goss school. While the class in metal work has been cut to 25 | there are still approximately 30 men on the waiting list: The Town- ship schools have’ made application with the State Department of Ed- ucation to open preliminary courses in woodworking for these men. Thorwald Lewis, supervising princi- Association will hear music played on unusual band instruments Mon- | day night when a representative of | Gage Musical Instrument Company attends their meeting at Dallas Township High School. The program is’ sure to be of in- terest to all parents of prospective members of the band. At the same time plans will be laid for the an- nual spring banquet for the band. Another feature of the program will be a concert by the band with a number of the young musicians playing special ihstruments loaned by the Gage Company. pal, says that there are not now any additional funds provided in the State for new classes but legislation is being rushed to provide such funds. If the Township application is ap- proved additional equipment for woodworking courses will be order- ed. This will include pedestal grind- er, wood lathes, band saws, jointers, scroll and circular saws. Most popular phase to date of ‘the metal working courses is the me= chanical drawing station. Students who fail to attend class regularly are dropped from the courses im- mediately and men from the wait- ing lists are given their places. Eddie Wallo Brings Home The Bacon, Crown Of Roses And A Championship No soldier returning from rs ever came home la more trophies than Eddie Wallo, Hunts- ville boxer, when he returned from the British Gloves Boxing Tourna- ment held last Thursday and Friday in Binghamton, N. Y., for the British War Relief Fund. In addition to a new set of boxing gloves, new punching bag and $20 worth of merchandise donated by Binghamton merchants, Eddie also brought along a crown of roses, rather withered, but all the same the crown for the championship in his particular box- ing class. Eddie had a field day at Bing- hamton winning over three oppon- ents—one of them Donald Setzer of Mildred, his nemesis in the CYO tournaments at Plymouth a few weeks ago when the Mildred lad won two out of three tilts in succes- sive bouts. Eddie needed just one round at Binghamton to win over Setzer with a technical knock out. He also won over Virgil Gunder- man of Binghamton by a technical knock out in the third round and in the semi-finals beat Neil Bunnell of Endicott by a knock out in the first round. Champions were determined in each of the weight classes in the finals. Many of the bouts were re- fereed by Jimmy Braddock, former world’s heavyweight champion. His manager, Joe Gould was also pres- ent. Local champions were: Eddie Wallo in the 160-pound novice class; Edward Williams, Wilkes-Barre, 112- pound novice class; Mickey Suder of Wilkes-Barre, 135-pound novice class. All the boys came home with crowns of roses similar to Eddie's. In addition to their gifts each of the champions received red and blue satin robes with the inscription, “British Gloves Champion 1941” woven on the back. 1,600 fans wit- nessed the tournament.