heat and air conditioned. Corner i THE POST, FRIDAY, AUGUST 30, 1940 * CLASSIFIED ADS FOR RENT Three large unfurnished rooms, heat, hot water, light, bath, $4.00 weekly. Box A, Dallas Post. 351 WANTED TO BUY We pay best prices for clean cot- ton rags, no buttons. The Dallas Post. 32tf FOR SALE Beautiful Lake Carey lot. 115 feet lake frontage by 380 feet deep. | Three small buildings, garage and cabin. Will sell cheap to settle es- tate. Howard W. Risley, Executor, Dallas. : 19tf One Niagara apple grader and one saddle horse; priced reasonably. Apply John Dershimer, Sterling Farms, Harvey's Lake. Phone 3356. 351 Modern 9-piece walnut dining room suite. Reasonable. Nelson Shaver, Postscripts (Continued from Page 1) ting questions in letters, because they never get answered; but they do make good decorations!) ® EE 3 Everywhere you go in London there are men in khaki or blue. When Stephen came home on leave and he was walking up the Strand, he had quite a business in hand to salute every Major, Colonel, Captain, etc. He threatened to go back to camp and write a book called “In- terrupted Bliss” because Mummie didn’t want him coming on her sitting-room carpet in his dirty black Army boots. ° The blackout is so much shorter now because the days are longer! There are still many benevolent elephants in the sky and I often think what interesting stories they must have to tell of the aeroplanes they have seen and the stars they have interviewed; the way the moon smiles at them and the clouds com- Main Street, Dallas. 352 Girl’s bicycle; good condition; 26- | inch wheelbase. $10. Phone 356. | . 351 Jamesway Universal Batteries. 500 capacity. Brooder stoves, feeders and waterers. Slightly used. Will sacrifice for cash. Trucksville Mill. 342 Two family house, just completed. Plumbing supplies by Kohler. Modern electric fixtures. Holland Dallas. Phone 34tf Park and Charles Streets, Apply at above address. 471-R-2. Baby Chicks—N. H. and B. R. July hatches every Friday. Finest breeding. Penna. official blood-test. Price Tc delivered. Joseph Davis, Leraysville, Pa. 26tf ! posters about the Savings Campaign: plain. But how glad and happy the balloons must feel every morning when the sun comes up and says “hello.” You wouldn't know Eros in Pic- cadilly Circus now. He's covered with board and has a sandbag top- hat. The boards are covered with Lend to Defend the Right to Be Free. One picture shows a long line of men having a tug-of-war with a thick rope that turns into a £ sign at the end. The. Commons and Gardens and | Parks have been dug up in many places for allotments, and the hold- ers have been busy all spring dig- ging for victory, fertilizing, planting seeds. Now they are beginning to get many vegetables from them. This afternoon, when we passed a barracks, it was good to see the Finest quality crushed blue stone] and screenings. Call Kingston 7-3177. North Mountain Crushed Stone Company. ~ Wedding Announcements, Engraved Stationery. Highest quality. See our samples and save money. Dallas Post. 21tf Leases, No Trespassing Signs, For | Sale Signs, Rent Signs and other ~ display cards. Dallas Post, Dallas 300 “Farms for sale or rent. Inquire Box Y, Dallas Post. otf For Sale—D & H Anthracite Coal— egg, stove, nut, $7.25; pea, $5.75 buckwheat, $5.15; rice, $4.40. De- | livered. Bag coal. Edwards Coal Co., Main St., Dallas. Phone Dallas 457-R-3 or 121. . 2tf Guaranteed rebuilt Ford V8 engines. 4000 mile guarantee. $7 month. Stull Brothers, Kingston, Pa. 19tf MISCELLANEOUS Washing Machines, Vacuum Clean- ers. Parts and service. All makes. 267 Wyoming Avenue, Kingston. 7-4514. 34tf For prompt removal of dead, old, disabled horses, cows, mules, phone Carl Crockett, Muhlenburg 13-R-4. Phone charges paid. 24tf REUPHOLSTERING— Beautiful fabrics—guaranteed work- manship. Write or phone 7-5636. John Curtis, 210 Lathrop Street, Kingston. 331 Grove Theatre Brings ‘Bachelor Father’ Opening September 2 for a hi- larious week at the Grove Theatre is a play which even the New York- Hollywood cast thinks it fun to pre- sent. “Bachelor Father” makes no pre- tensions to being a serious piece or even a stylish comedy, but it is a delightful entertainment, neverthe- less, and turns round a very plea- sant bit of invention. Its theme! concerns a bachelor getting on in years who decides to collect his off- spring about him, for reasons of boredom, and for other reasons hid- den in his heart somewhere, per- haps, and quite unknown to himself. Thete are three of these offspring to be sought; the young family solic- itor sets off to bring them in; he| gathers up a son in Manchester, a daughter from a prima donna’s bal-| cony in Florence, and another from the doorstep of her New York lodg- ing house. 3 With this beginning, you can imagine the comedy that ensues as the play develops. Originally pro- duced by David Belasco, “Bachelor Father” had a long run in New York City. Ler areaLaraTTarTe GREGG SHORT HAND BY MAIL! BEGINNERS Five Lessons, $5 Forty-eight Lessons, $25 ADVANCE Eight Lessons, $5 Forty-eight Lessons, $26.50 TERMS GRACE H. CALLANAN 13 Clarke Street ; Danvers, Massachusetts DERE VLEDLT TT NT | going at a decent speed felt almost lorries ready and waiting. Everyone seems to be prepared for anything | and we are grateful. I was cycling! along a road last week and as I was | dizzy, for all the trees along each | |side had white combinations on. | The | Lamp-posts, fences, gates and walls | ‘have all been copying Belisha Bea- | cons. I even saw a black dog | walking serenely down the High | Street with a whitened nose and tip of tail! This afternoon I went to the Em- | pire Youth Service at Westminister | Abbey. It was relayed to the Bri-) tish Empire and to all - Allied end] foreign countries. Girl Guides, Boy | Scouts, Boys Brigade, Life Savin, Guard, and ever so many other youth organizations were repre- | sented. It was all very stirring. I| sat in Poet’s Corner. The walls and | celings have been cleaned and the gold in the ceiling sparkled like stars. i Have you seen the movie, ‘For Freedom” ? It is all about the Bat- tle of the River Plate, the Graf Spee and Altmark. We saw the ac- j tual officers and men of our British ships, while Will Fyfe and others played fictional parts. It was a proper Allies picture. It also shows the various treaties that the Nazi |I do wish Hitler would comb his | hair properly. It would please me | very much. Mummie went up to Bussards, you know the cake shop in Oxford Street, and what do you think was| in the window? A wedding cake! with a huge sugar cannon mounted on a gun carriage for decoration! Fancy postage rates going up! If I wanted to send four letters, it used to cost me sixpence, now it costs tenpence. We don’t mind though when we realize why it is and what we have to do it for. . LOOK AT THIS! Reg. $9.95 Ironing «= Combination *8.89 The Only Radio Shop MAIN STREET, DALLAS During September | ss THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK DALLAS, PENNA. MEMBERS AMERICAN BANKERS’ ASSOCIATION 3 + DIRECTORS IR. L. Brickel, C. A. Frantz, W. B Jeter, Sterling Machell, W. R. Neely, Clifford Space, A. C. Devens, Herbert Hill. OFFICERS C. A. Frantz, President Sterling Machell, Vice-President W. R. Neely, Vice-President W. B. Jeter, Cashier F. J. Eck, Assistant Cashier Vault Boxes For Rent. | Government have made and broken. |, Two air raid wardens came to school this week and inspected our gas masks. They said “Gas” and we had to take a deep breath and put our respirators on as quickly as possible. It’s very inconvenient when you giggle inside your mask, and it makes a very funny noise. We have to take the masks to every lesson. We are starting up our Girl Guides work again. I am in Kingfisher Patrol and Princess Eliz- abeth is in Kingfisher, too. * kX Every Sunday evening at the 9 o'clock news, after the statement “This is the B. B. C. Home Service,” the announcer says, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, the Allies!” Then the national anthems of the Allies are played. There are ever so many of them, Polish, Norwegian, Dutch, French, and more are added all the time. I would like to hear ‘The Star Spangled Banner” soon. It takes ten minutes to play all the anthems through and I join in with them so I shall learn them quickly. First of all, when I heard the anthems of the Allies, I was inclined to fee! that they were much more beautiful and musical than ours. After they have all been played there comes a rumble of drums and then ours. I love it. It sounds so great and grand and noble. Oh, I'm so glad that Queen Wil- helmina and King Haakon and ever so many others have come to Eng- land. Isn’t it good to know that our country can be trusted like that? I'm glad I'm British, and proud, too. Your loving niece, Susan A young friend ‘of ours who just became a father for the first time is calling the new arrival “Weather- strip” because he’s keeping his dad- dy out of the draft. Rvast There Matey— Hist To Ransom Chicago, Aug. 29—Ransom Sher- man, Club Matinee pilot, always on the qui vive to stimulate the world of culture and like that, is experimenting in a new line of verse which he calls “tone poems for the violin.” They're to be read in a deep, throaty baritone with fiddle accompaniment. Sherman’s initial opus, introduced to a slap- happy world last Saturday, follows: TETHERED TERMITES Ah, that to all, of which—sky rock- ets? Ahhhh—worms seeking apples at dusk. Worms finding apples at dusk. Wormy apples we buy—at dusk. But what of telephone poles—so low ? So high? Medium. Then off to billowy pavements. Alas! Goody! Blow wind—shhhhh! Purple pumpkins—avast there, ma- tey. Termites—tethers. Hi, Zanzibar!! Pretty, ain't it? Sweet Valley Band Meets On Tuesdays The newly organized band at Sweet Valley under the direction of Professor David Anstett meets ev- ery Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock in the Church Hall. The attendance is growing each night. Any one wishing to play is welcome. Tenta- tive plans for a concert to be given |in the near future are being dis- | cussed. Bloomsburg Fair Plans 86th Year Fnnual Exposition Will Open On September 28 (Continued from Page 1). Each of the entrances has been made beautiful with modern brick structures, The automobile entrance is striking and the brick ornament- al gate is a fitting background for beautiful landscaping. There are new brick buildings at Leonard and Fifth street entrances, the interior |of each handsomely finished in marble and mahogany. A large, ad- equate ticket office has been erect- ed on the east side of the grand- stand. With entries in all fields coming in at a rate never before experi- enced, the 1940 fair seems destined to set a new high in educational values and entertainment features. There will be a gala night show each evening, starting Monday, in addition to the finest in vaudeville which will also be presented during the racing programs of the after- noon. A four-day harness meeting will start Tuesday, September 24, with automobile races on Saturday. Thrill day programs will be present- | ed Tuesday and Friday of fair week in addition to the horse racing. LR . We see where Samuel Goldwyn and the other movie producers are setting up a howl.about the double features ruining the industry. What kind of a business is it that is ruin- ed if its market is doubled? Wish | we could be ruined that way. Calendar Of Events At St. Paul's Church The regular schedule of services will be resumed at St. Paul's Luth- eran Church, Shavertown, on Sun- day, SeptemBer 1. Sunday school will be held at 9:45, followed by morning service at 11. An approp- riate Labor Day sermon, “The Mes- sage of the Church to Labor and Capital” will be delivered by the pastor. Evening services will be resumed on Sunday, September 8. The time of this service has been set back 15 minutes, and will be held at 7:45 instead of 7:30 as in previous years. Church meetings of the week are as follows: Wednesday, 1, Ladies’ Auxiliary will meet in the church basement. Young People's Choir will meet on Thursday at 7:30. The Senior Choir will meet Friday at 8. Reformed Racketeer Talks Mickey Walsh, famed Irish evan- gelist, will conduct services at Nox- en Tabernacle starting Tuesday night, September 3, and continuing until Sunday, September 8. - Ser- vices are at 7:30. Rev. Mr. Walsh is a “reformed racketeer’” and high- lights his series of sermons with ac- counts from his own life. His con- version which, in his own words, was a “Miracle of God’s Grace.” —_—O— We see by the papers that an automobile in Chicago is being dri- ven on synthetic rubber tires. Next thing you know we'll have synthetic cows, synthetic churches, synthetic politicians (a good thing, that). | Maybe one of those highly touted German scientists can invent an “ersatz” war for Mr. A. Hitler. Keller's Flowers Win 25 Ribbons Other Local Exhibitors Score At Blderson Show gladioli, blooming on a shoulder- high stem, received the special award as the outstanding entry in the first annual flower show of the Thursday. Mr. Keller, who has 3,000 glads growing in his garden near the main road at Idetown, won 25 rib- bons, including nine firsts, nine sec- onds and seven thirds. Besides his rosebuds. About 500 persons attended the show and inspected the 400 lovely entries. A number of local persons were among the prominent winners, including Mrs. George S. Sawyer, Ray Shiber, Frank Jackson, Mrs. Zel Garinger, Harry Trebilcox, Mrs. John Dershimer, and Mrs. Harvey Kitchen. ‘ The Alderson Girl Scouts deserve special mention for their wildflower display, which covered a space 16 by 8 feet. Mrs. David Morgan was general chairman. Judges were Herbert H. Hill, William Ambrose, Charles Quicksell, Gerald Snyder and Mrs. Stanley Freeman. Harford Fair Opens The 83rd annual Harford Fair opened on Wednesday and will end tonight with a program of circus | mete. followed by dancing at 9 p.m. By Tedd 'SOCKO THE « mre Of Ar fan rrr cc << tec oC concen nee none ec ee SEADOG DETECTIVE RILE RN, N BRINGS YA HERE SWEETSIE? a — = ] 1 A 0 RS Z Wa OH SOCKO, I'M SO WORRIED, | HAD AN AWFUL DREAM LAST NIGHT aa% \ NW \ \ \ ‘\ DREAMT THAT ALL THE ANIMALS AROUND MY BED. IT ef YER FOOLISH TA' LET A COUPLE O'ALLEY CATS ~~ FRIGHTEN YA! Copyright” = Linculn Newspaper Features, Inc ILEY 1S ENTERING THE OFFICE , RILEY SNEAKS UP BEHIND THE CONSUL'S SECRETARY % DRIVEN 70 CAIRO ON THE PRETENSE OF HAVING TO ORDER SOME CLOTHES... ONCE THERE, HOWEVER, /|RILEY ELUDES HIS CHAUFFEUR AND ,UNDIS- IGUISED,HURRIES 10 THE OFFICE OF THE AMERICAN CONSUL. 275 Copyright 1940 Lincoln NZ paaer Features, Inc. BART, YOU {/ oo rowpy! YOU'RE NAPPY | [| GETTING { oANRILEY TT! BUT I DON'T UNDER- STAND! THEY SAID YOU'D BEEN pf By Richard Lee |. on { THEY? & 8 WHO ARE By THEY, BART ? «ELL + 2,.+ 15 THE COLLECTING OF THE LIGUUS, A RARE @ SAIL WHO (5 THE POSSESSOR OF ONE OF THE MOS 5 a WOR% BRAVING, by CACTUS SPINES, NN DN NN POISON VV, POT- AOLES,E7C. ARE — \ AG RARE SHELLS Lia] | arr BOMETIMES pL 1'LL NEVER TOUCH TH! STUFF AGAIN! ETC. HE TRAILSIDE MEUSEUMS AT BEAR MT. PARK | Fs N.Y, HAS WITH ONE | ASONE OF 115 CCCUPANTS AN HERON \ WING GROWING UPSIDE DOWN. STEAMING POOLS, THAT NATIVE FIRELESS COOKERS, LAUNDRIES, | TURKISH BATHS, - == << ) N ¥ \ CERTAIN THERMAL DISTRICTS OF NEW ZEALAND 4 THERE ARE SO MANY MINIATURE GEYSERS AND SE.THEM AS A FELLOW WORKERS.-- --ER=--T MEAN- - | § BROKEN THREAD IN 3 DAYS WITH A CON- 8 TINUOUS FIGURE-EIGHT MOTION OF ITS HEAD. Loren Keller's waxy-pink Picardy Alderson Ladies’ Aid Society last glads, he entered zinnias, asters and ’