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THE POST, FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1940
By Irv Tirman
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One Ampico electric piano. Priced
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iumn began notching our six-shoot-
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Co dent
heart-rending one-acter which we Tresponden
called “Judgment”. That time—we
may as well make a clean confession
—we killed a woman, although, as
we recall the script, it was sort of
The Louella Bible Class of Lehman
Methodist Church met at the home
of Mrs. Corey Major on Wednesday
poetic justice and she was a pretty Siem I, oY aonSiing
‘weedy specimen s. Major were S. e ong
2 and Mrs. Fred Harlos. After the
It probably does not change mat- | business meeting a dainty lunch was
ters to swear here that we shall served to the following; Mrs. Kirk
never again write a play in which McCarty, Mrs. Herman Kessler, Mrs.
anyone is shot. The possibility that C. Duane Butler, Mrs. Carl Brandon,
we shall ever again be encouraged Mrs. Richard Disque, Mrs. Joseph
to fashion a play will probably hit Stolarick, Mrs. Eugene Lamoreaux,
an all-time low about next Friday Mrs. Alex Tough Mrs. Retta Miers,
night, after the final curtain has Mrs. Oliver Whitesell, Mrs. Lewis
dropped on the rootin’, tootin’ Ide. Mrs. William Parks, Mrs. Wil-
horse opera which Mr. Kiefer and liam Elston, Mary Lou and Marcia
your Postscripter lately fashioned Elston, Mrs. Leonard Ide, Mrs. Wil-
for the Laing Fire Co. (liam Ambrose, Miss Beatrice Miers,
{ Mrs. Fred Long, Mrs. Harlos, Mrs.
Robert Major 2nd, Dora Jean Major,
| Mrs. Corey Major and Russell Major.
Mrs. James Simpson of Hayfield
! Farms, who has been ill for the last
‘two weeks is improved.
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We know quite well how “Lucky”
Woolbert feels when, in the first!
act, he explains to Kate that his
“reputation will be his crepe some |
day”. “I have a reputation,” he|
says, referring to his recent success
in rubbing out a critical cow pun- |
cher, “and people expect me to live ! Mrs. Wayne Gordon, Piano Teacher,
up to it.” Since Fred and this col- | Phone Dallas 360-R-2.
* % %
ers we too, have been accused of Ab allorioon thn was Hold ai the
more bloodthirstiness than we de- |home of Mrs. Oliver Whitesell on
serve. Friday. The hostesses were Mrs.
For instance, the slanderous |Oliver Whitesell, Mrs. Kirk McCarty,
rumor that we killed so many of the | and Mrs. Carl Brandon. Games were
characters before the second act|played and those winning prizes
curtain that we hadn’t enough to |were: Mrs. Eugene Lamoreaux, Mrs.
finish the play and had to rewrite [Lewis Ide, Mrs. Harry Howell, Mrs.
the first and second acts was a|John Istler, Mrs. Corey Major and
gross libel, inaugurated by an en-|Mrs. H. A. Snyder.
vious fellow-journalist who was served to Mrs. Clyde Cooper, Mrs.
merely jealous because he had "Eugene Lamoreaux, Mrs. Joseph | _
never written a play, even a bad | Stolarick, Mrs. Lewis Ide; Mrs. Corey | ©
one, like ours. Major, Mrs. John Istler, Mrs. Her-
man Kessler, Mrs. Ralph Johnson,
[ Mrs. Harry Howell, Mrs. Fred Har-
los, Mrs. Alex Tough, Mrs. H. A.
Snyder and Austin Jr., Miss Vera
Whitesell and the hostesses.
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Even seasoned killers have their,
gallant moments. In the first draft,
for instance, we killed Madame La-
Belle, but in the revision we brought
her back to life. A knife lays her
low, but she lives, a flesh-and-blood
proof of the sentimentality of the
two amateur playwrights. It would |
have taken only a few seconds ig
the typewriter, too, to send Sheriff |
“Lumpy”
Lapp, shuffling off this mortal coil,
in one crucial scene but we stifled
the temptation. Their continued
existence was essential if virtue was Music by
to triumph at the end of the third [11 yy
act. Jolly Ramblers
Our Specialty
Hardened criminals we may be, |
but both Mr. Kiefer and your Post- |
scripter are grateful—grateful to
Mrs. Harold Rood, for doing a swell
job with a crazy script and grateful 5
to a fine cast, which is breathing
Spaghetti—Sea Food
life into characters which were a
little on the undernourished side
when the playwrights moulded
them. If you enjoy the play—and
there are those who are willing to
promise that you will—it will be
to the everlasting credit of Mrs.
Rood, her cast and an unusally
hard-working committee. |
As for us, we are troubled these
days-by a stubborn anecdote which,
at almost any other time in our
We’re Known for
life, would have been innocent!
enough. It concerns the author
whose play ran two nights. The RELIABLE
playwright, himself, ran four nights ou
and was awfully tired when they | Prescriptions
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The Dallas Borough boys’
girls’ basketball teams will play the
Lehman teams at Lehman this Fri- |
day evening. |
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Mrs. Ralph Johnson spent Thurs-
day afternoon with her sister-in-
law, Mrs. William Dodd of Kingston. |
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The faculty of Lehman High|
Shecool held a dinner party in the |
Home Economics department of the |
school Monday evening. Following |
the dinner, the group met at the
home of the Principal, H. Austin |
Games were played and a |
social evening was enjoyed by all.
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Mountain Top, spent Sunday with |
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