The Dallas More Than A Newspaper. A Community Institution It’s Never Too Late To Start “Wells Fargo”. Is Preceded By A Synopsis. Page Three Today. : installment It’s On Every ] I — POST SCRIPTS MIGS GRAVE WISHES VALENTINE POEMS. | SEASONAL NOTE: On one of those sunny days this week Ralph Rood was iving a. few ‘pointers to a couple of our youngsters who were playing marbles on the school grounds, a certain sign of Spring. SH j Ordinarily newspapermen aren't news, as ‘something that happened to Whitney ~ Genns, The Post's roving center, this week must be news. Back in 1919 Whit served in the 107th nfantry in New York with a man by the name ‘of Sam Kapowitz. He saw : Kapowitz occasionally but since 1921 they had not met. Whit often wondered what ‘had happened to Kapowitz, or where he : ‘had gone. Last month Whitney came to The Post po ‘work. The other day, while taking a short cut out through Mt. Greenwood ! ~ Cemetery, he happened [to glance at a tombstone. .. . and stopped in his tracks. Ir was Sam Kapowitz's grave. Alexander Woollcott calls incidents like hier “life when it rhymes.” —0— Fred Kiefer, who has been absent from this column too long, dropped in the other | Borough Five Will Play At day and we prevailed upon him to con- tribute ‘something. He responded by get- ting a few pet peeves off his chest, as fol- ~ lows: da WISHES 1 wish people would stop referring to _ that spreading chestnut of the air waves, Charlie McCarthy, as the ace comedian of the times. 1 wish we could stop people from re- ferring to every new prison as “the Penn- sylvania Alcatraz” or the “Georgia Alca- 7itranY, ete. 1 wish someone would slap a Japanese in the face. 1 whl the eleventh Arendiaent to the Constitution would be further amended so Federal and State employes (including ~ school teachers) could be made to pay ‘an income tax on inoney earned in these “official capacities. 1 wish Dallas had a combined fire ap- paratus and community house. 1 wish the President would definitely “define his policy toward business. I wish the robins were back. I wish I got paid for writing this. I wish this hadn't been written. na In the spirit of the month, Dorothy Ames Carter comes through with a few Valentines, patterned to suit every pur- pose. She labels each one, as follows: ki OLD VERSION Roses are red and violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you. HOLLYWOOD VERSION _ Roses are crimson and violet cerulean. ‘Kid, I can put you in iouh with Ma- moulian. DEMOCRAT VERSION * Roses smell nice and vi'lets are fragrant. Except for Relief I'd still be a vagrant. REPUBLICAN VERSION "Talk of roses and vilets is simply digres- | sion. I'll be nobody's Valentine during Reces- sion. COMMUNIST VERSION Roses are red. OUR VERSION Roses are red and villets are blue. If you don’t read The Post Then phooey to you. —Heartily your .Valentine. Also your Lincolnian and your Wash- ingtonian. Dorothy Ames Carter Legion To Sponsor Concert On March 8 Daddow-Isaacs Post, American Legion, will sponsor a concert by West Pittston Legion Band in Dallas Township school auditorium on Tuesday night, March 9. $34,000 Divided Among 7 School Districts Here Kingston Township. Receives Biggest Slice From State FRANKLIN SMALLEST \ ~ Seven local school districts received ap- proximately $34,000 this week as State (Treasurer F. Clair Ross disbursed semi annual appropriations to fourth-class school districts. Kingston Township School District re- ceived the largest slice, $15,198.97, and Franklin Township came in for the smal lest share, $951.50. Only one district, Avoca Borough, received a larger approp- riation than Kingston Township. ‘The next appropriations will be due August 1. Amounts received: by local districts: i Dallas Borough Dallas Township Franklin Township Jackson Township . Kingston Township Lake Township Lehman Township Lehman And Dallas Are In League Tie $ 4,223.15 5,329.04 951.30 1,189.13 15,189.97, 4,049.41 3,920.94 Kingston Township Tonight This sections scholastic basketball leas gue developed into a bang-up battle be- tween Lehman and Dallas High Schools this week as snl of Lehman's sensa- tional upset of * ocal five last Friday night. Although Lehman and Dallas are not scheduled to meet again each team has two games yet on its schedule. A de- feat by either one would give the cham- pionship to the other.® If bth teams win, they will have to play a post-season series to decide the championship. Such a ser ies was played last year by Dallas Borough and Kingston Township, with the Bor- ough winning. Dallas Borough's winning streak came to an abrupt end last Friday night when Lehman snatched a victory in the closing minutes of a game which thrilled a ban- ner crowd. Trailing 39 to 38, with two | minutes left, Lehman turned the tables | when Edmund Ide and Howard Rice tal- | lied a goal apiece to change the score to | 42-39." Droposki of Lehman scored 18 points and Templin of Dallas {7 points | during the game. Dallas girls won over | Lehman girls, 26 to 10. On the same night, Dallas Township | scored a 32 to 16 victory over Laketon. | Dallas Township girls lost to Laketon | girls, 31 to 24. ‘On Tuesday night, Lehman downed Kingston ' Township, '32 to 28, but the! township girls’ team defeated Lehman, 23 | to13.* Templin of Dallas went on one of his | best scoring Specs of the season on Tues- | |day night when he scored 2 points to | {help Dallas defeat Laketon, 48 to 11. Tonight, Dallas Borough will be at | Kingston Township, and L:hman will be | at Dallas Township. The league standing: Dallas Borough Lehman Dallas Township Kingston Township Laketon Board Purchases ~ Amplifier System Dallas Township rekon purchas- ed a loud speaking system for the school auditorium at a meeting on Monday night. A cabinet will be purchased to keep the equipment in. — FIREMEN TONIGHT § 233 833 .600 .250 .000 Dr. Henry M. Laing Fire Company of Dallas will meet tonight at the hose house. will be entertainment and refreshments. VALENTINE TEA The Teen-Age Class of East Dallas M. E. Church will hold a Valentine Tea on Monday _night at 7:30 at the church. 73-YEAR-OLD PAPER DISCOVERED BY LEEK AMONG DEBRIS IN BARN Hospital patients were paying $3 a day | for ice, 500 barrels of yellow snuff was being stored for southern women and prairie hens were becoming extinct July, 1865, newspaper which Arthur Leek of Trucks- ville uncovered while razing an old barn | of Abram Nesbitt at Kingston. The newspaper is Moore's Rural New | Yorker, dated July 22, 1865. Re well preserved, it notes that the government property, such as war } mules and wagons rendered of no ther ‘use since termination of the war, expected to. bring $100,000,000 in in | according to a 73-year-old | | pired after the | fair to be next two or three montis, farmers being {the most extensive purchasers.’ | {Other news of the day: “Five hundred barrels of are stored at ‘Greensboro, N. Souther n women to chew.” yellow snuff C., for the { 34 National a total the past week > been gstablished with ore : The Ghote. bbe: patent has ex- years and yield $40, 000,000 in profi ts.” running 21 ing near R “The season at Newport, I the gayest ever experience ., bids do lold Sixth Legislative District New members will be initiated and there |: | years, {urday night, 8s a result of “THE DALLAS POST, TO BE CANDIDATE Willard G. Shortz of Kingston, who has announced he will a candidate for Representative to i Legis- lature from the new Seventh Legisla- tive District. Shortz Is First To Enter Contest Will Seek Nomination As Representative From New District “First to announce himself formally as a candidate for Representative to the State Legislature from the new Seventh Legislative District is Willard G. Shortz of Kingston, who agreed yesterday to en- ter the race for the Republican nomina- tion at the Primary Election on May 17. Mr. Shortz was Representative from the for four! terms, from 1929 to 1935, and was de’ feated in 1936 by Robert Bierly. Although a score or more names have been mentioned in connection with the contest to be representative from the sprawling *‘Gerrymander” which resulted when the Demacratic Legislature changed district lines in the county, Mr. Shortz’s announcement is the first by any candi date. The new district stretches from the north to the south border of the county and is made up of parts of the old Sixth, Second, and Fourth Districts. Since it is |admittedly a Republican area, the candi date who wins the G. O. P. ncmination {this Spring will be virtually assured of el- ection in November. A lifelong Republican, Mr. Shortz won icredit for considerable progressive legis {lation during his period at Harrisburg. Among some of his more important ac- complishments were the bill requiring the | Ischool districts to use their State approp- riations only for teac ers’ salaries, a flood {control bill permitting municipalities to co-operate, and the restoration of a $150,- 1000 cut from the appropriation for mine {inspection. He was a staunch supporter | {of labor and agricultural groups. Mr. Shortz has been a resident, of [Kingston all his life. He served nine- teen years on the school board. He is especially active in affairs of the Methodist | Church, having been president of the Lay- Imen’s Association of Wyoming Conferen- ce. He, is an ardent advocate of temper- ance and Sunday observance. He has been a member of the printer's union for fdrty years and is active in the Jr. Mechanics, the P. O. S. of A. and the I. O. O. F. He has held a number of high positions in the Odd Fellows. John Frantz Heads Dallas Democrats Officers Flecte ~ By New Political Club Tuesday John Frantz was elected president of the Dallas Democratic Club at a meet- ing on Tuesday night at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Wallo. Other officers are; Charles Randall, vice-president; Eleanor Machell, secretary; Mrs. Joseph Wallo, treasurer; John Frantz Scott Van Horn and Mrs. Wallo, exe- cutive committee. The next meeting will be held at the home of Scott Van Horn on February 15. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Polacky also attended. Alpheus Odell Dies At Eatonville Home Alpheus Odell, a well-known contrac- tor in the Tunkhannock section for many died at his home, Fatonville, Sat- a paralytic stroke. His wifer§trvives him. The eral was held on Tuesday afternoon 2 at Eatonville Brick Church with ment in the/ch urch metery. TEEL WO JRK fun- RISES rtown this open new Shave steel work The theatre is expected to The contractor on the theatre be gan erecting week. in April. | ' Salvation Army. at | inter-, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1938 Adjutant Kirkman Tells Masons How Men Are ‘Remade’ On Work Of Salvation Army SPLENDID PROGRAM “I have no home, gone. My people a are ll The only home I have is with the If you don’t have any room for me I don’t know where to go.” “How often have I heard those words,” mused B. §. Kirkman of Wilkes Barre, adjutant of the Salvation Army, in his addreds before 300 Masons and their friends in Dallas M. E. Church last night. “The remaking of such men has ages, and even in this modern day it is one of « civilization’s austnding tasks,” he declared. The principal speaker at the banquet of George M. Dallas Lodge, F. & A. M.,, Adjutant Kirkman painted an inspiring word-picture of the Salvation Army's ‘|work in rebuilding broken lives and en- couraging poor and dispirited men to re- capture hope and independence. “When William Booth started this great movement,” Adjutant Kirkman rex- plained, “he had no idea that it would grow into such an organization as it has. His vision was to take the Gospel of Truth to those who did not, or could not, go to church. “He was in his study one evening when his son, Bramwell, came in and said, and children are going hungry, and are cold, sleeping outdoors without the pro- per care to keep life going?” “William Booth replied, “Then go had take care of them.’ “I have been asked many times of the people who wear the uniform live in the same building, and if they receive a sal- ary. The people who wear the uniform and take part in the open air and indoor meetings are just like the members of any church. They have their own homes and work in the mills, mines, stores and many other vocations. They do not receive any salary or money from the Salvation Army. All the bandsmen and songsters give of their \ime 4nd talents gladly, and do not receive any reriuneration for their ser vices.” Mr. Kirkman is manager of the men’s isocial service center on 'Hazle Street, in Wilkes-Barre. Of that place he said: “The Social Service Center is an institu tion in which hard work and simple re- ligious truths are combined as a cure for human waywardness, for those who are less fortunate than we are. Men spend varying periods in the Center for the pur- pose of working themselves back to respec- {tability. In other words. they strive to | work out their own Salvation. “The Salvation Army strives to help the kind of men God intended them to | Li They are not receiving charity, be- | cause work is provided for their hands land’ minds.” He explrined how Army | [officers direct the activities of the men who apply to the Center and how these men reclaim their lives. In personifying its motto, *‘Service to Others”, the Salvation Army recognizes | man’s needs, not his creed, and Sr to | administer compassion, | not criticism, jutant Kirkman said. In closing 2 ex | pressed the gratitude of the Army to all who, by their moral and material support | make its work possible. Calvin McHose was toastmaster during the splendid program which followed the dinner. Rev. Francis B. Freeman, pastor |of Dallas M. E. Church, invoked divine blessing and Clifford Ide welcomed the guests cordially. Group singing was led by Franklin D. Coslett. The program also included vocal selections by Mr. Mit- chell, Miss Jean Waters, and the Wyo ming Valley Choristers. Dr. U. D. Rum- baugh gave a humorous talk. THE LOW DOWN from HICKORY GROVE Around a farm you find roosters flappin’ their wings and perching on the highest places they can find—and showin’ off. But if you happen to be lookin’ for something for an omre- let you don’t waste your time up there on any roof. And in getting business and going ageln % is gonna be the same, and whatever gettin’ ahead is bein’ done, it will be by the average kind of person who is still gettin’ up at 6:30 A. M., and not by the fellers up there in the tree tops. And the commotion in the high places, it just keeps people upset and confused, and not knowin’ what is coming next. Like when a hawk flies over—the chickens under the house; and do not come out till the danger is over, But one of these days, people will fed up, as you might say, and will ‘mosey out there and pick few roosters from the s—and invite in the neighbors —for some fricassee. Yours with JO revived run the low down, SERRA 300 At Banquet Hear Talk ; been one of the great problems of the ‘Father, do you know that men, women |: these men to see the mistakes of their: {kind of life, and that they can again be week, probably today. ped from the local] station. weeks ago at 250,000 bushels, biggest in I'woO MORE CARS OF APPLES ~ PURCHASED BY GOVERNMENT ve Other Cars Loaded Nearby Make Sizable Dent In Serious 250,000-Bushel Apple Surplus In County; More To Be Loaded Here; FSC To Take 180,000 Pounds FARM BUREAU ASKS HOUSEWIVES TO HELP of , Two more carloads of apples from local orchards were shipped from the Le: high Valley Railroad station at Dallas for the Federal Surplus Commodities Corp. on Tuesday and other cars for the same government agency will be loaded yet “this In all, 1,800 bushels of U. S. No. 1 apples, at 60c a bushel; Tavs been hip With cars going from other points nearby, the purchases by the FSC are making a sizeable dent in the county apple surplus, estimated three the history of the county. HONOR GUEST Prof. Willis L. Dean (above): will be able to name most of the hundreds of Wyoming alumni who come to Hotel Sterling next Monday night to attend a dinner in his honor. A mem- ber Sek Seminary’s business school faculty for sixty-five years, Professor Dean has a remarkable memory and frequently surprises old students by recalling pranks they had fo: #ten themselves. Wyoming Seminary nam- ed the Dean School of Business in his honor. Gasoline Station Scorched By Fire Two Companies Respond To Blaze At Hillside Wednesday cuit scorched the interiorfof Hillside Tire Service Station, owned by Michael Fieger, on Wednesday afternogn about 2¢ The fire destroyed feveral tites,* crack- ed glass in the doorsf and bafrned the in- | terior but was confined tos fhe garage side | of the building. Trucksville and Shaver: town companies responded. The building [is insured. > ———— 0 Directors Tackle | Delinquent Taxe: ‘Dallas Board Confers With | Dungey On Past-Due Amounts Directors of Dallas Borough School District conferred with Arthur Dungey, |tax collector; at a special meeting on Wednesday hight in an effort to stimu- late receipts from delinquent taxes. Amounts are still owed the school dis- trict on the 1934, 1935 and 1936 dupli. cates and collections on the 1937 dupli- cates are so slow the board faces the possibility of financial strain next Spring unless delinquents pay up. RR Dl TO BE CANDIDATE William H. Martin of\ Dallas’ Township, South District, has announ@d he will be a candidate for Democratic Committee- man this year. Movie stars are a hospitable lot, in the opinion of Capt. and Mrs. John Kirken- | |dall, who are aboard a liner bound for | {the Philippines, after an unexpecte ed en | counter with a few of the screen’s lumin. | aries. |, On his way from San Antonio to San |t | Francisco to sail, Captain Kirkendall, who lis a son of George T. Kirkendall of Dal- las, stopped in Riverdale, Calif, t {an old friend, an army major. It was late when they retired and next morning i Captain and Mrs. Kirkendall and their hostess arose late for a lazy breakfast. While they were eating a shiny limo- | usine rolled up outside and the hostess 0 visit ; bushels; Local farmers who had apples in Phe : week's shipment were Isaac Coursen, 100 Russell Race, 200 bushels; Ira Frantz, 300 bushels; Sterling Farms, A T. ioorlon, 250 bushels. John Hildebrant, 100 bushels. and Silas Ide, 250 bushels. J. C. White, inspector for FSC, was here while the refrigerator cars were be. ing loaded. Yo Although the price paid by the gov- ernment does not give farmers a satisfac. tory profit it does give them needed cash and helps to relieve the pressure caused ,. by one of the most serious surpluses re corded. Bumper apple crops throughout i Flames which start:d from a short-cif: the nation last year left farmers with tres Lil chards were no exception. James D. Hutchison, agent of Luzerne County Agricultural Extension Associa tion, has appealed to housewives and res- tauranteurs to co-operate by using apples on every occasion possible. He points out health food and that increased use of them for school lunches and for a variety of tasty dishes will not only help farmers but will result in better health. Luzerne County Horticultural Associa . |tion, of which Nelson Y. Lewis is presi dent, and Harold Brace is secretary, ar.’ ranged for the purchase of local apples by the FSC after conferences with Con. «= gressman J. Harold Flannery. Nine cars were purchased two weeks ago, in the in- itial order. This week, according to Con- _|gressman Flannery 180,000 pounds of ap. ples will be shipped from Luzerne county. Farmers To Meet At “Y” Wednesday 4 Will Elect Officers And Hear Reports For The 3 Year The annual meeting of Luzerne County Agricultural Association, each year a significant date on the farmer’s calendar, will be held next Wednesday at Wilkes- Barre Y. M. C. A. Officets will be elected and reports will be given at the morning session, which {will begin at 10. At (1:30 the afternoon [session will be held, ‘with Paul Eddinger, | assistant director of Penn State Extension (Service, and Rabbi Samuel L. Wolk of Wilkes-Barre as the speakers. 9 mt — 'Sund lay Services At | St. Paul’s Church | “The Laborers in the Vineyard,” an |explanation of the parable of Jesus, will be the sermon at the Sunday morning service at 11 at St. Paul's Lutheran Church, Shavertown, Rev. Herbert E. Frankfort, pastor. Sunday school will be at 9:45, ¢ “The Garb of Serving Love,” an ex- |planation of the work of the Diaconate, will be discussed by Laura Adler at the Luther League devotional service at 6:45. Ruth Hontz will lead devotions. The birthday of Lincoln will be commemorated at Vespers at 7:30. ‘‘Abraham Lincoln, His Life and Work” will be the sermon subject. Choir Will Sponsor Musical Tea Feb. 15 The choir of St. Paul's Lutheran Church will hold a musical tea on Tues day evening, February 15, at 8 at the church. Proceeds will be used to purchase new equipment for the choir. Mrs. Isa belle Santiago of Shavertown, Miss Lil- lian Rood of Dallas and Kenneth Scovil of Luzerne will be featured. Reservations may be phoned to Mrs. Newton Ness, Dallas 245-R-2. KIRKENDALLS HAVE UNEXPECTED ENCOUNTER WITH MOVIE STARS | jumped up and cried “My goodness, it's [Carol and Clarke.” While Mrs. Kirken- 'dall and their hostess fled to make them- {selves presentable, Captain Kirkendall {found himself greeting Clarke Gable and | Carol Lombard, who had come calling on he Major and his wife. J { Later Miss Lombard and Mr. Gable [showed the Kirkendalls about and intro- {duced them to a number of film actors and actresses, among them Spencer | Tracy. { Captain Kirkendall is on his way to re {port for duty with the United States air |forces in the Philippines. Both he and 'his wife have visited here frequently. mendous stores and Luzerne county or «= that apples are generally recognized as a i