The Dallas post. (Dallas, Pa.) 19??-200?, July 17, 1936, Image 11

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    THE DALLAS POST, DALLAS, PA., FRIDAY, JULY 17, 1936.
OUR PUZZLE CORNER
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EVERYBODY IN ALPHRABETICA
WORKS IN THE GARDEN
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BLOW RINGS FROM THE SMOKE
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IN A LOCAL NEWSPAPER
AND IN 24 HOURS A
STORM BURST!
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PAGE ELEVEN
LAUGHS FROM
THE NEWS
[ THAT THE FACE IS ONE'S
| FORTUNE IS AS TRUG TODAY
| AS IT EVER WAS — "BEAUTY
EXPERT DECLARES...
NEWS ITEM:~
1 HEAR BILL
BUMP WAS
ELECTED MAYOR
OF THIS TOWN
“I turned the way I signaled,” said the lady, in-
dignantly, after the crash.
“I know it,” retoried the man. “That's what
fooled me.”
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A Dallas Township farmer came into town the
other day riding an old mule.
“How much for the mule?” asked a bystander.
“Just a hundred dollars,” answered the rider.
“I’ll give you five dollars,” said the other.
The rider stopped short, as if in amazement and
then slowly dismounted. “Stranger,” said he, “I
ain’t agoin’ to let a little matter of ninety-five dol~
lars stand between me and a mule trade. The
mule’s yourn.”
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Insurance Agent: “What did your grandparents
die of?”
Ezra Hoskins: “I don’t rightly recollect; but
twarn’t nothin’ serious.”
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Two gangsters were escorting a member of a
rival gang across a lonely field on a dark and
rainy night,
“What rats you are,” grumbled the doomed one.
“Make me walk through a rain like this.”
“How about us?”’ growled one of the escorts,
“we've got to walk back.”
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: Did you make the debating team?”
N-n-no. They s-s-said I w-w-wasn’t t-t-tall
enough.”
ANSWERS
TO OUR PUZZLE CORNER
R objects: roof, room, roses, roller, rubber,
ripple, reptile, rake, rung, railing, road.
Dots: mother bird with worm.
Animals: guinea pig-squirrel.
Errors: unfinished trousers; no handle on brief
case; unfinished arm on coat; no crown on hat;
“special” sign, “for” misspelled; money in waste
can; one step missing; man not walking on steps;'
dog with horse collar; corner stone on building
missing. »