The Dallas post. (Dallas, Pa.) 19??-200?, April 24, 1936, Image 6

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THE DALLAS POST, DALLAS, PA., FRIDAY, APRIL 24, 1936.
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Copyright 1936; Lincoln’ Newspaper Features. Inc.
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By Wiley Padan
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ANITA KURTIN) FORMER BRGDKLYN GIRL ,
WON A TALENT CONTEST OVER 25, OTHER
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“I may say I'm regarded as quite smart,” an-
nounced the applicant for the position of typist.
“I've won several prizes in crossword and jigsaw
puzzles and word picture competition lately.”
“Yes, but I want some one who can be smart
during office hours,” returned the prospective em-
ployer. :
“Oh, this was during office hours,” said the girl.
. . * * * .
Timid Householder (resourcefully after discov-
ering two burglars at work): “D-d-don’t take any
n-notice of me—I'm only walking in my s-s-sleep.
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A meek little man was walking home from the
funeral of his masterful wife. Suddenly a roofing
tile fell and struck him on the head.
“Gosh ’ he said, “Sarah’s got to heaven al-
ready. :
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At the wedding anniversary of a railway mag-
nate, one of the guests, noticing a somewhat lonely
looking and rather shabbily attired man in one
corner of the parlor, walked over and sat down
near him.
“I was introduced to you,” said he, “but I did
not catch your. name?”
“My name,” replied the other, “is Swaddleford.”
“Oh, then, you are a relative of our host?’
“Yes,” rejoined the “poor relation,” with a grin,
“I am his cousin, five hundred thousand dollars
removed.”
ANSWERS
TO OUR PUZZLE CORNER
Lrrors—cigar out of mouth, stick missing, thumb
missing, dog with irregular ears, dog with wrong
tail, wrong cry of dog, sign held up by flower,
“for” on sign misspelled, unfinished roof on house,
trouser leg.
K objects—kitchen, kettle, knife, knob, keg~
hole, key, knee, kite, kitten, keg, knoll.
Dots—Kangaroo.
Eggs: “Happy Easter To You.”