-vHE DALLAS POST, DALLAS, PA. FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1932. PN Jake De’Cake _— — ———— It Must Have Been Two Other Fellows HELLO, MIKE oo Tort SB SAY, WHAT O'you MEAN SOCKIN' ME ON THE BACK THAT AWAY 7 BEG PARDON BUT | THOUGHT YOU WAS MY FRIEND MIKE! Su WELL ] AINT YOUR FRIEND MIKE AND EVEN (F I WAS MIKE T WOULDNT \WANT YOU YO POKE ME LIKE THAT YOU HOW MANY TIMES [ SOAK MY SAY, \UHAT'S IT TO FRIEND MIKE ON THE BACK? PAGE SEVEN Kingston Board Adopts New Rules For Athletes New Resolution Aim To Protect Ath-| and case, ask no efforts from its students which ety. embodied into the new rules adopted boy may engage in letes From Going Into New Sports Too Seon As a result of a conference between | Murray Scureman, now a member of | the Kingston school board who was a star athlete at both Wyoming nary and Princeton, and is now one of | the best known football officials in the | valley, and Joseph McCracken, coach of Kingston High sports, a suggestion was submitted to the Kingston school directors, and immediately passed by | a unanimous vote, which will forbid Kingston students from jumping from one sport to another wthout a rest 2 of at least one month between. Without the s™atest qualification this new rule adopted by Kingston is ‘the most worthwhile decision ever of- fered by a local school for the pro- tection of its participants in sports. The new Kingston rule will do much holding back overanxious boys of their own accord. As should always be the in this instance the school it- self is giving assurance that it will g0 beyond the limit of healthful saf- Going further in the at Kingston is a provision .that no gram High 1 | Semi- | bby. th 1. nine, all sc to relieve parents from the task of 3. Six New Rules 4. matter, also shall more than one ments expire, which immediate adoption of this regu- lation, the number of football games shall not manager in the rangement of school during one sport at a time thus eliminating anoth- er source of danger. The complete resolution adopted by Kingston follows: To the Kingston High School Athletic Council: The aims of the inter-scholastic athletic pro- conducted in the Kingston intra-mural ‘School should be prove the health and to aid the mental and physical development of those who take part program. tions are suggested with the idea that these aims may be furthered The following eir adoption: As, soon as existing agree- prevent the total and the opening schedule shall not be earlier than the last week of September, It shall be the duty principal coaches and hedules to avoid contests might prove a handicap to the health or the mental or physical development of the players. ‘When peted as representatives of the players sport they shall not take part in prac- tice for, nor enter active compe- tition in a second or third sport until a period of one month has elapsed. Players on not be permitted to par- ticipate in more than one _footbal | game or one track meet during any one week, nor in more than arrangement of have boys’ two basketball games in any oné® {at all schools, these boys usually ] jot of up their football on Band Plans Thursday, Thanksgiving Day, and be- gan basketball practice the following Monday. Even schools which empha- tically refused to overdo their boys in to im- in that the same season. regula- 6. Only those players may take part 5 athletic contests 5 who have been successfully exceed y assurance that they have reach- of the ed a high point of physical condition. i Respectfully submitted, of the Z JOSEPH McCRACKEN, faculty any ar- which week. pate in two basketball games on two successive days. not more than one contest per week shall be scheduled. sport, or members of one athletic “team, shall not be take part in a second sport nor to play as members of any other team which may be active during passed by the medical examiner and whose attendance at practice sessions and habits are The new rule at Kingston will ap- ply particularly to boys who appear on both football and basketball teams. In the past at Kingston, as is the case Players shall not partici- For girls b. Players engaged in one permitted to whose personal such that there is Physical Director and Coach. season post-season games saw no harm in al- lowing the same boys to jump directly i from the gridiron to the court. 0 in AHEN YOU BUY YOUR WIFE A “8 /NEW COMFORTER, IT DOES! / it City ei April 30 and May 1, Wiliam R. Reese, director, has announced. band's second broadcast from Station rat 8 a.m, May 1. a success the band will play at 9. About forty-five Considerable publicity was Pa "vy 5 gave enthusiastic support and New Pilgrimage volunteered approval again this year. Kingston High School Musician to Make Second Trip to New York | | | Features of the program will be the | | | WJZ. Mr. Reese received word from Miss Madge Tucker, director of the children’s hour for National Broadcas- ting Co., Inc., informing him that the {local band will be given an audition If the audition is members of the band are expected to make the trip. given Kingston and Wyoming Valley when | the band made its first trip last year. school. Parents and opublic-spirited © citizens have First, move to raise funds will take place on April 22 when the band will conduct a concert in Memorial high Guest artist will be Walter Tetley, known as the Wee Harry Lau- Memorial high school band will | der, and who is heard nightly on the make its second annual bus pilgrim-| Raising Junior program. age to New York over Saturday and | ses nse msm Eh —— 747 Wyoming Ave. EXPERT KE YS WORKMANSHIP JOHN'S — Shoe Repair Shop Kingston STAR ROUTE Passenger and Freight Line Centermoreland—Dallas 2 Trips Daily D. A. HONTZ tion, Insurance, Call com- season teams 2/1] LN iy ATT) HY NO FOOLING! “A roguish sprite of fickle mind Young April comes; for she doth bind Her scanty flowers in posies sweet, To throw them shyly at our feet. HERE is simply no telling when the custom of “fooling” on the first of April began. Certainly it was a long, long time ago. Every one does it—even nat- ure becomes frivolous with the season as the little verse in- dicates. Some say the Gods started it at the time Parnassus was a smart resort. There is a story told that one year at the beginning of April Proserpina was playing about in the Nysian meadows. She had her lap filled with daffodils and was having a very nice time with them, when along came Pluto. He thought she looked exceedingly sweet, and picked her up, daffodils and all, and transported her to his own particular regions. The lady made quite a fuss about it, and those who heard her cries started a search for her—which proved, as have all similar expeditions, a fool’s errand. Other traditions say that it was Mr. Noah who instituted the cus- tom of sending on fruitless errands on the first day of April, ¢ when upon a date corresponding to this, he sent the first dove from the ark—only to find that the flood had not yet abated. Good Fooling Is Best Having ‘thus established irre- DIrachable precedent, what shall We do about it? How about an Apr] Fool Party? Any sort of foolirg jg fun, but good fooling is more iyn, On tie arrival of your guests supply them all with Fool's Caps —they put one in the mood for a frolic. To start things going “The Dance of the April Fools” is a good game. Present each couple with a little pasteboard mannikin strung through his chest on a long strong cord, having the hole a trifie larger than the cord. The gentlemen are then ranged along one side of the room and the ladies along the other, the mem- bers of each couple standing op- posite each other with the cord stretched between them and the little figure close up to the gentle- man. At a signal the couples begin wriggling the cord, the object being to make the little Fool cross the room on the string to the lady at the other side. The couple who first succeed in doing this receive a prize—a little ‘stuffed mannikin resembling as nearly as possible the mannikins on the strings. “Guessing Eyes” a Good Game » “Guessing Eyes” is another good game. Divide your party into two groups. Hang a sheet across a doorway, and seat one party on chairs before it, giving each a scrap of paper and a pencil. Cut openings in the sheet just large enough for a pair of eyes to. show through, and then have the second group file, one by one, behind the sheet, each pausing to look through the openings and show his or her eyes to the group on the other side who must guess to whom each pair of eyes belong and note the name on the little “Then as we think to seize the prize It vanishes before our eyes And April's Fools, thus lured with flowers, Are sprinkled with quick, mocking showers.” scrap of paper. Afterwards reverse: the arrangement of: the two groups. The guest who has made the greatest number of correct guesses receives a prize—perhaps: a pair of sun glasses. : “A Fool Sort of a Dance” for which lively, confusing music has been provided might follow and then the supper for which the following simple but attractive menu is suggested— The Menu Hot Chicken Bouillon Minced Chicken and Olive Sandwiches Toasted Cheese Sandwiches Tiny Cream Puffs Cinnamon Fingers Frozen Raspberries Coffee Four Fruits Fizz The bouillon and chicken for the ‘sandwiches can be bought in cans. Frozen Raspberries: Mash the contents of one No. 2 can red raspberries and remix with the juice, discarding none of the pulpy part. Add the juice of one lemon, one-half cup sugar and one gnd one-half cups water, and bring to boiling to melt the sugar. Cool. Freeze, using three parts ice and one part salt. 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