- STIRS INTEREST evento (Continued From Page 1) As now planned truck gardens, MeT—— = and poultry pens will be main- d by the institution to supply hospital and sanitarium, any local sites have been inspect- as possible locations for the insti- might be used temporarily until build- ings on another site could be con- ructed. J everal hundred acres of land at rvey’'s Lake have been offered free charge to' the institution if it will ate there. The region of Shaver- ‘Dallas and Trucksville has been tely selected and it is not likely t the institution will be located ts e that district. t is the opinion among some physi- ans. that" a hospital located here suld be impractical since there are many excellent hospitals located in oming Valley with ample accomo- G tions to care for all patients who kk admission. Those back of the > ement stress the sanitarium fea- ‘¢ and contend there iis need for this ‘type institution in Luzerne county, They point to Wyoming Valley hospi- s as being located in the heart of Sn) affic sections and on the noisiest this section of Pennsylvania. At present time there is only one gen- _sanitarium between Watkin’s' Glen ( | New York City. Th €e sanitarium will be “equipped to for convalescents, those with onic disorders, aged and infirm per- ns. Rates, it is hoped, will be scal- to accomodate persons of moderate SCHOOL BOARD ADOPTS RESOLUTION \ { (Continued From Page 1) seconded by Edwin Hay. All woted ves on the roll call Joseph B. Schooley presented and moved the adoption of the following resolution, which was seconded hy Herbert Hill. Resolved .that at a public election of the township of Kingston, Luzerne county, Pennsylvnaia, to be held on Tuesday, the third day of November, A. D,, 1931, being the day of the muni- cipal election in the said district for the purpose of obtaining the assent of the electors of said .scheel district to increase the indebtedness from/ $23,- 800 to $108,000 for the purpose of pur- chasing a site and ground for a new high school building, and for ‘the con- struction and erection and furnishing a new high school, which said school district by a previous resolution ana vote signified their desire to make one. Be it further resolved, that notices during at least thirty days preceeding said election be given weekly adver- tisement in’ the Times-Leader, Wilkes- Barre Record and Evening News and the Luzerne County Legal Register, and by at least 20 printed 'board bills posted in public places of said school district of such election. -Loyalville- Mrs. H. N. Street, bible teacher from Lonoke, Arkansas, who is coming to Wyoming Valley for the fiftth time, under the auspices «of the Wyoming Valley Bible Study Association, will teach a series of classes from October 11th to 30th. The Loyalville Branch of the Asso- ciation will be honored with a service Sunday, October 11th, at 2:30 p. m,, in the Loyalville, M. E. ‘Church. The public is invited. SAFETY SLOGAN : \ 7 When the wind means, (it iis bad Tuck burm trash near the house. l For health’'s sake don't exceed the [feed limit, For the rest of your days depend on the rest of your nights. be false to you. Jy Women of keen You, Too, Want the Best! iy never to sacrifice quality to a lower price. These buying judgment have learned 1s 21ic 5 1b. Bag... seessrssanns SOAP Recommended Regular Everyday Low Prices Vermont Maid Maple Syrup, bot £30 Camotire Marshmallows, 8-os.. 4250; Hundreds of Great — Beans 4 °=25¢ _ Hershey Almond Bars ....8 for 10o x Hershey Milk Chocolate Darts 00 ' A&P Peanut Butter, 8-oz. ..Jar A&P Grape Juice : Yukon Club Ginger Ale, 8 bots | DeiMonte Pears 23% Swansdown Cake Flour Quaker Baked Yona Cor ......c00000- 7 Ions Sauerkraut Encore Spaghe Budweiser Malt ... Free From All Impurities rr Mello Wheat 2 res. 25¢ The Heart of the Wheat . . « TA 3250 Sparkie Gelatin ? Dessert Phkge 5¢C UNEEDA BAKERS | Soda Crackers 2-2. 25e UNEEDA BAKERS ‘Soda Crackers J rise 35¢ GRANDMOTHER'S |BREAD Your First Taste Will Prove the Difference ae 8 O'clock ib. 17 w. PD Mild and Mellow A&P'S FAMOUS COFFEES MAKE DINNER TIME AN EVENT Red Circle Rich and Full Bodied * Prices effective in Dallas, Noxen, Skavertovn and Vicinity Bokar Bc |m 29c Full Strength, Satisfying of the electors of the ‘school district (1930 census, however, the definition of Be true to your teeth or they will ‘| population. jers and farm laborers, agriculture em-~ [ployed 251,433 persons; | including = 296,694 on 2 ibs. 19¢ SUNNYFIELD | PASTRY FLOUR | were .359,695 persons engaged in trans-. jj bertation; {banking and insurance; 73,332 in pub- {lic service (not elsewhere classified) ; 24 A 1b. " 39¢ | {issued there are a number of features | detailed age data tor counties; a clas- | ral-nonfarm population. Po pu lati on Figures Given Statistics for the 1930 population of Pennsylvania classified as urban and rural and by sex, color, age, maritai condition, illiteracy, etc., have been is- sued by the Bureau of the Census in a bulletin (Population-Second Ser- ies) entitled, “Composition and Char- acteristics of the Population.” This is a pamphlet of 106 pages, 9 by 11% inches, consisting mainly of statisti. cal tables. The urban population of Pennsyl- vania in 1930 was 6,533,511, forming 67.8 per cent of the total population. Urban population, as defined by the Census Bureau, is in general that re-~ siding in cities and other incorporated places having 2,500 inhabitants or more, the remainder being classified as rural. For use in connection with the urban territory has been slightly mod- ified and extended so as to include townships and other political subdivi- sions (not incorporated as municipali- ties, nor containing any area so in- corporated) which have a total popu- lation og 10,000 or more, and a popula- tion density of 1,000 or more per square mile. This extension added to the urban group in Pennsylvania 10 townships having an aggregate popula- tion of 210,505, which would have beeu classified as rural under the 1920 rule, Under the 1920 rule, the percentage urban in 1930 would have been 65.7 per cent, instead of 67.8 per cent, the difference representing the effect of the special rule adding the 10 town- ships to the urban area. The rural poulation of Pennsylvania, as established for 1930, excluding the 10. townships affected by the special rule, was 3,097,839, comprising 846, 240 persons living on farms in rural territory, and 2,251,599 not living on farms, representing a nominal de- crease of five-tenths of one per cent. Under the 1920 rule, the rural popu- lation of the State in 1930 would have been 3,308,344, which would represent an increase of 6.3 per cent, as com- pared with the rural population in 1920 (3,112,202). Of the entire population of Pennsyl- vania, 95.4 per cent are white, 82.6 per cent being native white, and 12.8 per cent foreign-born white. ‘Of the na-. tive white population, more thah two- thirds are of native parentage. Of the foreign-born white population of Pen- nsylvania, (which numbered 1,233,051), €2.0 per cent have been naturalized. The population of the State as a whole increased 911,333, or 10.5 per cent, between 1920 and 1930. The number of children under 1 year de-' creased 28,371, or 14.5 per cent, while the entire group of children under 5 years of age showed a decrease of 109,622, or 10.9 per cent. The proportion of -the. population 7 to 13 years of age attending school in- creased from .94.5 per cent in 1920 to 97.3 per cent in 1930, and of those 14 and 15 years of age, the proportion increased from 79.6 per cent in 1920 to 91.2 per cent in 1930. The percentage of illiteracy in the population 10 years of age and over decreased from 4.6 to 3.1. Of the 3,722,428 gainful workers in the State, 2,915,678 were males, repre- senting 60.2 per cent of the male popu- lation, and 806,755 were females, re- presenting 16.9 per cent of the female Including both farm owns 327,476 were engaged in the extraction of minerals, employed, in coal mines; while the various manufactur- ing and mechanical industries employ- ed 1,469,468, the largest numbers be- ing in the building industry, in iron and steel industries, in textile indus- tries, and in clothing industries. There 662,940 in frade, including 247,293 in professional = service; ana 322,245 in domestic and personal sers vice. In the bulletin which has just been not contained in the 1920 census re- ports, imdluding a presentation of the number of gainful workers in each of about 30 industry groups, by counties, sification of the population of each towm by color, sex, age etc, and an extensive presentation of statistics for the rural-farm population and the ru- A copy of this bulletin for ‘Pennsyl- vania may be obtained by writting to the Bureau of the Census, Washing- ton; D. C. TWICE TOLD TALES If you want to find out the depth and tolerance and intelligence of a person, just keep him talking. A care- ful listener can get a pretty fair ap- praisal of another in twenty or thirty minutes. “The man who gives in when he is wrong,” said the street orator, “is a wise man, but he who gives in when he is right is—” “Married,” said a meek voice in the crowd. Patter Ding, “So your grandfather sure enough old-timer?” : Dong, “Yeah. He says he can re- member when baking powder outsold is a face powder.” \ 3 Has your wife a'keen appreciation of humor we asked a man on tthe street yesterday, “Yes,” he replied, “the more I humor her the better she likes it.” ‘When tourists drive through Colum- bus on their way to Kansas City, the following conversations are typical: Cadillac drives up, chauffer says, “How far is it to Kansas City ” “One hundred and forty miles,” is the reply. “Give me 20 gallons of gas and a gallon of oil. Buick, ‘How far is City?” “One hundred and forty miles.” “Give me ten gallons of gas and a half gallon of oil.” x Ford, “How far is it to City?” J “One hundred and forty miles.” “Give me two quarts of water and a bottle of: 3-in-1 oil and hold this son-of-a-gun until I get in.” ‘Austin, “How far is it to Kansas City?” . “One hundred and forty miles.” ive me an aspirin tablet and a bottle of pop.” Sufferer, “I'm leaving this room Sat- urday. I can’t find a clean towel or a piece of soap to wash with.” Landlady, “Well, haven't you got a tongue?” } Sufferer, it to Kansas Kansas “Yes, but I'm no cat’ re ee DOWN GOES FOOD PRICES [YO N—down—down go food prices. And down on our re minder pad should go some good dollar dinners. There was a time when it was difficult, indeed, to plan a real goed dinner that could be served to four persons for @ dollar—but now it’s easy. We recommend the one we have jotted down on our pad here, be cause it is dietetic as well as deli. cious. But you can think of Totd of others, equally as good—and think of the good times you can have on the dollars: ‘you will have ) saved! : MENU boy Svan Mayonnaise 42¢ Macaroni afd Spinach Scallop 25¢ Dressed Cucumbers 7¢ . Bread and Butter 84 * Chocolate Junket with Wafers 15¢ Demi-Tasse 34 Salmon Mayonnaise: Chill one tall can of salmon in the can for several hours, or over-night. Re- move from the can, sliding out carefully on a platter. Cover with one-half cup mayonnaise and gar- nish with eight pickles cut in tiny fan-shaped pieces. * Macaroni and Spinach Scallop: \ Boil one-third package of maca- roni in salted water, and drain. Put alternate layers of macaroni, spinach from a 1l0-ounce can (or use fresh spinach), and one-third cup of white sauce in a buttered baking dish and cover with one- fourth cup of buttered crumbs. Bake for twelve to fifteen minutes in a moderate oven—375 degrees. Chocolate Junket with Wafers: Make junket in the usual way with chocolate junket powder, and just before serving whip one-half cup of cream (or use canned whip- ping cream). Beat the white of one egg until stiff adding gradu- ally one tablespoon of powdered sugar. Serve in sherbet cups with dainty wafers standing up- fright in the sides of the cup. Top with a cherry if desired. @- © Positively the latest modes In the latest style Table Oilcloth, assorted patterns, ya 36 in. 61 Main Street N SALLY WAYNE HAT AND DRESS SHOPPE 300 EMPRESS EUGINE HATS ALL PURE SILK DRESSES We now carry a complete line of Curtains, Carpet, and Drapes a few of them lister below. Rag Rugs, assorted colored boarders 40 x 75 value $1.00 4 Pc., Ru..ed Curtains, with colored overlocked stitching 4 pair $1.00 Special lot of Cottage Sets, Blue, Gold and, Green, pair Rayon Panels—Silk Fringed assorted patterns, 2 for $1.00 $1.73 $2.88 Rag $1.59 rd 25¢ [ [ | 97¢ | I Luzerne, Pa. | | Wierd Wanderings { the better. | those, whose lines keep you from your lone might think we had written ‘it We have been asked many times by those who read stuff by Columnists why everybody can not be a column fil- ler, and by those, who naturally are enthused in such writers as O. O. Mac Intyre, how they might be able to get signed up by a newspaper syn- dicate. } ; In the old days the Wilkes-Barre Leader owned by Kirkendall and Smith, Charles Chamberlain, editor; Diamond Dust, cutter and paster of Record Times and News articles, had 30 papers to clip in on some colum- nists stuff, so, if you are good, today might let you feed from 130 news- papers! \: We even helped build up the Times Leader and the Sunday Independent by sports columns that caught the eye of the fans, yet never drew a penny, because we syndicated all of our writ- ings ourselves among local newspap- ers. But, in 1912 we started the Sabbath sports program. The Record said that they would not publish our Sunday games! They changed their minds when the Times and Leader took a jump on their ads and circulation, not forgetting the news. ‘Which all reminds us of the wee days when our gang were out nights. If we saw a red light a stone would fix it. In our litle group of old tim- ers was Fred Parry, now a contractor. Fred would not run, he didn't do it! We lacked nerve. Ten seconds was no record for us. Up a block we would hide, ‘then we would hear some- thing like the Black Diamond Express coming up the road—mnot the side- walk. We would step out and sure enough, Fred would be putting Charley Paddock and Ray to shame. Fred would allways chargze his mind about it, when left alone. We would catcn up to him in about four blocks—when he stopped running—perhaps in the next town. 3 To be a columnist a person has to have some experience—and the more, Anything on this side of death. i | But we never were a columnist like work. In fact we have had too many philosophers and religious ones in our old valley—and you know what com- petition is! ‘We had philosophers who killed So- crates and saints that called one down for cussing, but who always had their laundry delivered to their homes so that their wives would have to pa) for it. ’ No there wasn’t much of a chance to be a columnist in those days. To be a good columnist read every- thing—anything that has print, but if it is the Bible ask Whitesell about it— and save time. We can go back forty years and give you interesting dope. ‘Here goes. When George Laycock used to play foot ball with Wyoming Seminary in skin tight, unpadded canvass and thin black stockings and was a scientific player. ‘When his sister used to ride a bicy- cle every day—sometimes all day. When Attorney Frank Darte had his company out afternoons in his tally- ho. When Tom Keating played on the Seminary team with his heavy flow- ing moustache. When Harry Von Krug knocked the ball over Dr. Lewis Edward's house playing on the campus. When Sky Hummel played first base for Bloom. When Denny Doris and Gere Jayne proved the best battery of them all.’ When Duck Walsh pitched at Semi- nary on Wyoming field. When McGowan of Ashley was Doris’ catching mate. When Fritzsimmons down for the count. When Young Corbett knocked Terry McGowan out in a round. When Frank Erne defeated the great and only Joe Gans. When Baltimore won the National league pennant. When we used to race on foot to Harvey's Lake and back to Kingston. When we licked every kid in King- ston. The above is the work of a colum- nist. We became famous as a letter writ- er. Anyone seeking to become a col- umnist should first try to write a let- ter—just to see how it would take. In our letters we inspired the Walt Mason way of writing the lines for a poem and we are responsible for Ring Lardner style of prose. We have invented hundreds of ideas for which we never even received the credit. There are so many new songs like “In My Pennsylvania Home” that put Corbett eleven weeks ago istead of eleven years ago. It is natural for writers to swipe from another’s production, so we will give you a few from the War Cry and then give you last week's game play- ed in Shavertown. “Teach me to be obedient to the rules of the game “Teach me to distinguish between sentimentality admiring one and de- spising the other “Teach me neither to proffer nor to INTERESTING FACTS ON NEW MAGAZINE P / Time magazine has the following to say regarding the new magazine Bal- Iyhoo which has recently been sweep- ing the country by storm achieving unprecedefted popularity among the | younger generation. Mie BALLYHOO’S MILLION A WHen the first issue (150,000 cobies) was sold out, Publisher George T. De- lacorte Jr., ascribed it to curiosity. His family and friends told him the magazine was ‘terrible;” his office aides predicted early failure, On the ‘point of killing the project Publisher Delacorte changed his mind, sold out a second issue of 450,000; a third, ofl 675,000. Last week he sent out an ed- ition of more than one million copies. To date none of the burlesqued ad- vertisements has been paid for (even those with actual trademarks) but the publisher is still negotiating with com- panies who wish to pay to be made fun of. t Other Ballyhoo news, from Editor Norman Hume Antthony: Although it is no cheaper to sub- scribe than to buy each issue, and early announcements definitely urged readers not to subscribe, some 4,000 subscriptions were received. Among the subscribers: Julius Roseswald,. Mabel Walker Willebrandt, Truman Handy Newberry, Dr. Julius lein, Norman Bel pages Admiral rthur Lee Willard. A coupon in the October issue bur- lesquing Curtis Publishing Companies . offer to make extra money In spare time by selling subscriptions to Satevepost was signed and sent in by nearly 100 readers. (“He mailed Our Coupon 80 Years Ago— NOW He's at the Head of the Line!— (Bread Line)”. Two coupon-bearers appeared at Bal- lyhoo’s office in person, went away satisfled with subscription blanks. The Gay Nineties photographs which illustrate many of the advertisements are obtained from Brown Brothers, oldtime newsphoto agency of Manhat- tan. The picture of the young man in the “Faery Soap” ad of the current issuse (Whoops! I'm just curazy about Faery Soap!”) was taken , from a French postcard. Because publication has been speed- ed too fast (the current issue is dated November), the next issue may be dated “Octvember.” Editor Anthony's friend, plump, bald-headed, Phil Rosa, who worked with him on Life and Judge, was re cently hired. He comprises the Staff. Lge Wood Alcohol 4 Industry Helps - Native Forests Distilling alcohol, and high grade al-. cohol at that is still a major industry, especially in northern Pennsylvania, where fifty plants are normally in op- eration. This distillation industry is entirely legal, however, and the pro- duct manufactured is the wood alco- hol of commerce. The hardwood distillation industry is common in the beech, birch, and maple forests, known as the “North Woods” of Pennsylvania, New England and the Lake States. Pennsylvania leads in the number of plants opera- ted, which consume in the neighbor- hood of 250,000 cords of wood annually, representing the annual wood crop of \[ 260,000 acres of forest. Although lumbering and wood-using industries generally are: un-avoidably wasteful in the utilization of raw ‘ma-~ terial, modern hardwood distillation as practiced in Pennsylvania is consid- ered notable for the small amount. of loss in manufacture. Even the bark of trees is used. The chemicals derived from wood distillation have great commercial value in the manufacturing of paints, varnishes, preservatives, high ex- plosives, fertilizers, soaps and medi- cines. The average yield of one cord of wood is 45 bushels of charcoal, gar, 200 pounds of acetate of lime, 100 gallons of acetic acid or vine- 55 pounds of rosin, 4 gallons of solv- ent oils, 2 gallons of creosote oil, 10 gallons of fuel tar, and 10 gallons of wood alcohol. mie En CO DOUBLE-DOUBLE Golfer (bursting in on friend wife), “What do you suppose my score was today, dear ” Wife, “Double.”: Golfer. “Double? What do you: mean ?”’ Wife, “Double what you are going to tell me!” receive cheap praise. “If I am called upon to suffer, let me be like a well-bred beast that goes away to suffer in silence “Teach me to win, if I may; if IT may not win then teach me to be au. good loser. “Teach me neither to cry for the. moon nor over spilt milk.” These six good things are hung on: the walls of the King’s library, let: them hang in your memory. The weather is beginning to knock base ball. Dallas and East Dallas grounds. met wet~ (ElectroCoagulation) DR. E. R. JENKINS St.; Starting Saturday, October 3 FOR APPOINTMENT DIAL LATEST METHOD FOR Removal of Tonsils 82 So. Main Union Savings Bank Bldg. Painless, Bloodless, Non-Confining 2-0066 Aran of Ballyhoo, adless funny magazine, : a » Re & o i Sy ty