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By GENERAL JOHN J. PERSHING
Commander-in-Chief of the American Expeditionary Forces
The first true and complete account
of America’s participation by the
man who directed it.
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The Dallas Post
Beginning With The Issue Of April 10th
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» FRIDAY, APRIL 3, 1931
Seen and H card
I noticed during tha weel: i
That the streams are higher than)
has been customary for the last eight
months or more.
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That a foretaste of summer traffic
was given last Sunday afternoon.
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That the road drags are kept rather
busy around the country.
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That baseball games were
gress on many lots hereabouts.
That now is a good time to go over
your trout lines and rub them down
with deer or mutton fat. It is best to
keep the high priced lines on a large
wooden or aluminum rings. Keeping
lines in this manner prevents them
from becoming permanently coiled.
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That politics are being discussed in
various meeting places and a number
of new persons have been mentioned
as possible candidates.
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Our society editor says she guesses
in pro-
ter, is because she never subscribed
$25 to have her name entered in
“Who’s Who in Newspaperdom.”
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{As soon as a man discards the coal
shovel, he takes on the wife's salad
garden.
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The unpleasant noise the politicians
hear is the VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.
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Scientists declare we mortals utilize
about 10 per cent of our brains, which
probably includes the birds that come
over the top of the hill on the wrong
side of the road.
So
“Hod” Jenkins says the oniy time
he ever shirks duty is when the wife
wants a drink of water in the middle
of the night and he pretends he is
asleep.
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“Hod” Jenkins is getting a kick out
of research work. He follows the
Sheriff around. After the official
searches the car, “Hod” searches fe
again to see if there was any good
stuff overlooked, a
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Jim says that the lamb that follows
Mary to school these days has to
make it at 50 miles an hour.
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For Sale—Fine Jersey cow giving six’
gallons of mitk and butter a day. He
is gentle, likes dogs and can be milked
by a child. Phone 456-J.
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Mrs. George Shaver, who won a
garbage dispenser at the firemen’s
card party last week, has placed it in
her husband’s barber shop so that the
members of the “Spit and Argue Club”
can make use of it during their hot
debates.
No Bogu
loo
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32
224
Operators’
Keystone Automobile Club States Re-
ports to Be Without Foundation—
Difference Due to Use of Numbering
Machines
State-wide reports that bogus oper-
ators’ licenses have been sent to mo-
torists are found by the Keystone Au-
tomobile Club to be without founda-
tion.
Benjamin G. Eynon, Commissioner of
Motor Vehicles, informed the club the
apparent difference in cards is due to
the use of new numbering machines in
the Department of Revenue. These
machines use a different style of type
and the numbers are printed in black
ink. Only part of the State’s 2,500,000
drivers’ cards were stamped by the
new machines, and comparison with
the blue-stamped licenses led to the
widespread stories of “forged” and
“counterfeit” cards.
“We have received hundreds of tele-
phone and personal calls in the last
few days,” said J. Maxwell Smith,
General Manager of the Club, “respect-
ing -the genuineness of operators’ li-
censes, and this statement is made to
set the minds of car owners at rest.
There is no opportunity for fraud in
the issuance of licenses in this State
and every card sent out from the De-
partment of Revenue is genuine.”
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Miss Freda Dendler and Rowland
Lilley were united in marriage by Rev.
L. W. Yiengst, pastor of German Luth-
eran Church, Archbald, Pa. at high
noon on Saturday, March 28th.
The couple were attended by Bina
Dendier and Roy Dendler, sister and
brother of the bride. She is a daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. Albert Dendler, of
Noxen.
The church was prettily decorated
with a display of Easter lilies, tulips,
daffodils and hyacinths. The organist
played Iohengrin wedding march. The
ring ceremony was used.
The bride was attired in a light blue
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| bridesmaid wore a pink dress and hat
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{to match.
i rs. Lilley is 2 ssaduate of Noxe®
higii school of 1sz29, and after hey
graduation, took a course in beauty
cuiture in Binghamton, where she has
been engaged in that line of work,
(Continued on Page 7)
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MANAGEMENT, CIRCULATION,
ETC, REQUIRED BY THE ACT
OF , CONGRESS OF AUGUST 24,
1912,
Of The Dallas Post published weekly
at Dallas, Pennsyivania, for April 1,
1931.
State of Pennsylvania,
County of Luzerne, ss:
Before me, a Notary Public in and
for he State and county aforesaid, per-
sonally appeared Howard W. Risley,
who, heing duly sworn according to
law, deposes and says that he is the
Managing Editor of The Dallas Post,
and that the following is, to the best
of his knowledge and belief, a true
statement of the ownership, manage-
ment, etc. of the aforesaid publication
for the date shown in the above cap-
tion, required by the Act of August 24,
1912, embodied in section 443, oPstal
Laws and Regulations, printed on the
reverse side of this form, to wit:
1. That the names and addresses of
the publisher, editor, managing editor
and business managers are:
Publisher, The Dallas Post, Inc. Dal-
las, Pnna. Managing Editor, Howara
W. Risley, Dallas, Pnna.
2. That the owners are: L. A. Mc-
Henry, Dallas, Pa.; G. Harold Wagner,
Dalias, Pa.; W. B. Risley, Dallas, Pa.;
H. W. Risley, Dallas, Pa. °
3. That the known bondholders,
mortgages, and other security holders
owning or holding 1 per cent or more
of total amount of bonds, mortgages,
or other securities are: Kingston Bank
& Trust Co., Kingston, Pa. Tanners
Bank of Noxen, Noxen, Pa.
Howard W. Risley,
Managing Editor.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 1st day of April, 1931.
G. H. ANDERSON,
{Seal) Notary Publie.
My commission expires first Mone
day in January, 1934.
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