urban and agricultural Grater. “West Side, ing corenttien. gi: 204 Subscription; $1.00 Per Year (Prysile in Advance) HE DALLAS POST PROGRAM The Dallas Post will lend its sup- ort and offers the use of its columns Eto! all’ projects ‘which will help this mmunity and. ‘the great rural-subur- ‘ban territory which it serves to at- ‘tain the following . major improve- ree library located in the Dal- las region. 2. Better and adequate street 1light- 3 ing in Trucksville, Shavertown, “Fernbrook and Dallas. Sanitary sewage disposal’ Systom ~ for Dallas. Closer cooperation between Dal- las borough and surrounding townships. Consolidated high schools and ~ better cooperation between those ~ that now exist. ~ The appointment of a shade tree ‘commission to supervise the’ pro- tection and see to the planting of shade trees -along the streets of Dallas, Shavertown, Trucksville and Fernbrook. ‘The formation of a Back Moun- ‘ain Club made up of business ‘men and homeowners interested in the development of local instl- * tutions; the organization of new ones and the development of a ~ community consciousness in Dal- las, Trucksville, Shavertown and ~ Fernbrook. A modern concrete highway: lead- ing from Dallas and connecting the Sullivan Trail at Tunkhan- nock.. The elimination of petty politics from Dallas horough council and all school boards in the region covered by The Dallas Post. 10. “And all other projects which help ; 0 to make the Back Mountain’ sec- ih tion a better place to live in. os . VACATION With the closing of schools and the 7) What about Ein i than three-quarters of all the aitomo- Uh-huh. We've! Benrd that before. | Just this about it. | the world, has been figuring. out_how ‘much better off we are than the rest “of the world. The United States has ok 8 per cent. of the world’s population, but ‘we consume 'l5 per cent. of the world’s wheat crop. That means that, if we do, the wheat crop would have to be two-and-one-half as large as it is. We. consume nearly a quarter of all the world’s sugar, more than half of the world’s coffee, moré than a quar- ter of the world’s cotton, one-sixth of all the wool, three-quarters, nearly, of all the silk, two-thirds of all the rub- ber, about two-fifths of the iron and copper, lead, zinc and coal. We use three-fifths of the world’s petroleum, two-fifths of all electrical power, more Files and three-fifths of all telephones. And we number less than one-six- teenth of the world’s population! If the rest of the world was as well off as we are how prosperous we and ‘all the rest would be. Our average family income is $3,000 a year. The. British income is two-thirds of that, Canada’s less than half, Sweden's sll lower, Germany’s only a little over one-third as large and France’s about the . same—personal income of the average man, that is. That's we can, and do, consume more of the world’s raw materials than any other nation. We have set an example to the rest of the world, which it is slowly begin- ning to follow, in spots. The farther and more rapidly it extends, the soner pnd more surely will we reach the stage of human development in which people will no longer die of starvation, in which every human being will have his happiness in his own hands. There are those who say that in rrival of hot weather, everyone is thinking about vacation. The time of! xodus to summer resorts, grandma’s d' the farm is here. . Fishing rods are being rescued from winter's stor- ge. bathing suits are being given a place of prominence in every ward- robe, powerboats, rowboats and canoes are being overhauled, and be- lated housewives are supervising the finishing touches of their houseclean- On Sundays our highways are filled with automobiles whose passengers are seeking a few hours, of well-earned A trip around Harvey's Lake thet the bathing beaches there foe ai communities frsvuent ‘them during leisure everyone by the demands of modern life, vacation is doubly necessary. hould be a time for genuine re- reation ‘as well as” a time for recrea- o tion. The mind needs an opportunity to seek new: surroundings, new in- terests. : ways available for the wage-earner of Funds -are usually. dis- siewhere | in the bank “ac- ¢ t of a three or shin “trip? if they refuse d™1nto “stretching farther. lk i no-one deserves it bet- ter than “dear old Dad.” os - - But what about Mother? Will she! get her share in a “change | of scenery? ‘She works just .as.hard in “her role of home-maker as Dad ‘does in the part . cof breadwinnet,” yet her vacation is often carelessly ” forgotten. ~ An ex tended trip for Lpth and a nurse maid : for Ne children (and it would be no) ~ vacation to take them along, since environment only adds to a mo work .and worry) is sometimes fin cially impossible. Why not divide the period; give mother a cou of longed-for leisure away from home, and let father be her substitute. He tion and a chance to know his own children through a few days of the| * closest contact with them. tonal) he would probably derive about her. Think it over. the fact a secret; and that ‘al bachelors who scan the column will re frain from using it as a bit of patron It| Such aiprogram is nearly al-| -the. blame from-one’s own shoulders to : it; caring for little children in a strange paternal government | 2 ther’s| firmly believe in the dictum, attributed an-|to Thomas Jefferson, that, that gov- | ernment is best which governs the vacation | least. ple of days|the loose criticism of the Government would be getting a change in occupa i a greater ap- preciation of his wife's job. And she would return refreshed by her rest to radiate that cheerfulness and optimism “so essential to the happiness of those We neglected to issue a warning that this was to be read by husbands ‘only; but we trust that any wives who chance to read it will tactfully keep seeking material prosperity humanity 1s losing is spiritual ideals. Iseem that way to us. It is one thing to forego riches for the sake of the to have no choice in the matter. Poverty in itself is not a virtue. It was a wise man who said that it was useless to preach idealism to a man who didn’t know where his next day's s dinner was coming from. And that is the condition of more than half of the people of the world today, while a stili larger proportion live under conditions which make more than a bare living possible. This is a, great country. “KNOCKING” THE GOVERNMENT The world is full of people who try to blame their own success, unhappi- ness or incompetence upon somebody else. Evtrybody knows "somebody like that. They are the same sort of people who are always “agin the Gov- ernment.” The market for crops is 200d or bad because the Government at Washington is Republican or Demo- cratic. - Business is slow because -the Let a few bans fail and’ ‘immediately some--of the ¢hronic kickers. rush to the-front with the ‘explans tion_that the Federal Reserve System ig a‘ Fair criticism of the Goy entirely proper. and within the rights the Government responsible: for every- thing unpleasant without eves giving tation of the: childish impulse: to shift ‘that of somebody" else: . The very. people who . make die most fuss about _ the “failure” when things are not going to please them, would be the first to pro- test if the Federal Government should undertake to actually run the business| of the Nation. The last thing that the} vast majority of Americans want is al We as a people! It is probably true that most of is merely a form of “letting off steam.” It doesn’t hurt the government any and | t ‘relieves /the emotional strain of the person doing this criticising. This year everybody is going to hear a great deal of criticism and de- fense of the Government. We are electing all the members of the next Congress, one-third of the Senators, more than half of the States. - - | desire of the * izing advice to their married friends. the “outs” to or in. Dr. Julius Klein, | | Assistant Secretary of Commerce, than | va a |whom there are few keener -analysts-in It does not |" higher life; it is quite another ‘thing |: President did. this or didn’t do that.| of every citizen. . The tendency to hold . it credit when “conditions aredatisfdc- tory is, however, just another manifes-| . - Governments - and Governors and other officials of | Candi- dates and their friends are going to tell us how different things would be if they were in instead of the ones who are in, or how foolish it would be to put the other fellows in when they 1{ have made such good records. All that signifies, for ihe geste part, is the ‘to stay in and of | by AsThun rissa Do’ ‘Andels Fly or on Sunday? “Old Pete” Is Through. -Some Gangster Napoleon: A Fells Comes True. The Prince of Wales flew from Eng- Tend to Le Touquet for a game of a on a Sunday, and churchmen at Car wired him: “Your Royal Highness should set a ‘higher example to your future loyal subjects by refraining from encourag- ing desecration of the Sabbath.” The Prince did not .nswer. Perhaps he is asking the Archbishop of Canterbury whether the angels fiy .{ on Sunday or fold their wings-on Sat- urday midnight, to keep them folded until. Monday morning. Certain springs were once known to be holy and gathered profitable crowds, because they yielded not a drop of water on the Sabbath. This has not | happened lately, although it would still be easy to arrange a water supply that could be turned off. . Grover Alexander, famous pase pitcher, is “unconditionally released” by the Philadelphia National League Club. It means that his day is done. He has been playing baseball since 1911, or nineteen years, and the other players called him “Old Pete.” on Such is fame, when you acquire it with arms. legs, physical strength. You are old and passed by after dfneteen years of work, ‘It is otherwise when you make your reputation with your head. Then, after nineteen years, you are, if you amount to anything, just beginning. And you may even have value after Tn iii Sf A ee gr TR wit we RRR ‘New York City clinics announce “Free Plastic Surgery.” If you don’t like your face; the city will change it for you, if you have a good reason. -No ‘beauty parlor business will be done, no face lifting to hide wrinkles. The idea isto, improve faces that interfere with securing employment. Deformed noses, “caulifiower” ears, torn lips, caved in cheek bones, that make faces Tepulsive, will be attended to. Napoleon said his government could not last if he allowed liberty of the press. ; 2 _. Chicago gangsters seem to have heard about that. Recently. a gang- ster bullet in the back of the head killed Alfred Lingle, Chicago Tribune reporter. Lingle, it seems, knew more about -gang criminals than a reporter ought | to know, according to gang standards. Mr. McCormick, who publishes the Tribune, is a young man of some en- ergy. Perhaps he will find a way to discourage shooting his reporters. Fables come true. The frogs, like the Rumanians, thought they needed a king. Kind Jupiter sent a heavy log to rule them. King Log settled down in the pond, troubled nobody. The frogs lost re- spect when they found they could sit on their log-king and 'ercak. They wanted a more energetic king. Jupiter gent one that ate them up. - Rumania had a little boy king, harmless, -managed by his harmless grandmother. But that seemed dull. So ‘Rumania sent for Primes €arol to come, rule. and “show some speed.” He has done it, as when he ran. away from the mother of Iittle Michael, his son, and traveled about with _ another lady. All that is for- given now, for kings, offer all, pest, have some rights: Stalin, across the line. im Russia, watches the performance" with fmter- _ est, you may be sure. He feels that Rumania’s wheat fields, oil wells: and fruit orchards should be Russia's. They probably will belong to Russia when Stalin gets arcund te it. Important to the human race &re physical power and mental power. Mental power has stood still for zhout two thousand years. Physical power | ifs constantly increasing. A German has found =z way to im- crease the power of engines, gasoline, Diesel or steam, from 20 to. 80 per cent, his mew kind of turbine using the power o? e~h~r-t gases. Lufthanse, great German air com- | pany, has ordered a Diesel engine experiment. Fuel oil will be used. Germary leads the world in me- chanical invention and in chemistry. Secretary Mellon, who needs a little veady cash for his ii Sam, will | porrow $400,000,000, . paying 2% cent intérest, the Lr rate, Mr. Mellon understan”s finance. You might say Un ~ or five million dollars interest. perfectly good.” That is not how high finance is managed. (@ 1930 Kise Gomrsvas Smadicnte Tme) "Even Uncle Sam = = erybody ey acs has | ng : a pes | our sacred privil en, ‘ taken From us. Veare m the hands of Fanatical bigots. tis a terrible Country, sir — terrible / Every thing is ven over the privileged class. Capi i$ inv Condrol of everything. Pros. Sone O02, ® This is a los Country . 5) poor man is doyn trodden “OW | and oppressed. We should B be fie Soviet Ragin = - re er SN \ TATE to ital The 3 2 to be 25a cour Knees “thank on us this was ges to be alive? . AUTOCA STEP a La I Tl AD Uncle this 18 the best. ¥ dog-gone Cotentry inthis 4 Cockyed, world. We ought about & turd of our time Heaven for smaling Sm sure mm Ake TT. Refd HowzAT 2-SHAKE / SAY THAT AGAIN- REAL SLOWLY, 7 LAUGH IF YOU CARE TO oo By Russell Weaver QUICK RESULTS Nick: “Did that ‘ad’ your boss put in the paper bring quick results?’ Bert; . “I'll say it did. He adver- tised for a night watchman and the next night his place was robbed.” WHAT DO YOU THINK? Sister: “Can “you tell me a thinz ‘of importance that did mot exist one hundred years ago?” Earl VanCampen: Yes, “Me.” George Stevens wants to know if we& can properly call the mew type dresses ‘figure concealers.” ABOUT BEES Scientist says the bee language is a | kind: of dance performed with tire feet. As wi recall, the only bees that have ever fried to communicate wilh us have sat out the dances. HARD BOILED The lard boiled business man th fast] =~ 2° . But he did not change his| 2" fell in lowe: style of: writing: One day he wrote to the girl in this manner: gards to my feelings for you, I refer to letter of the I5th instg WEDDING HAM Cardinal Vaughn ‘and Dr. Felix Ad- ler were: sitting mext to one another at luncheon: “Now, Diz. 'Adler;” said the Cardimal, | “when ‘nay I have the pleasing helping you to somre ham?” The rabbi replied without pause, “At ‘your Eimi- nence’s wadding.” OH! ‘ He: “Now that we are married, ‘perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects.” She: “Don’t bother, dear, I quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from arnt per with one exception, since the World War. getting: & much better man than you are. TREASURE IN HEAVEN A Scot seeing a six-pence lying in the road rushed forth to secure it, built on the new plan, for airplane | with the result that he was rum over lana killed. The jury brought im a ver- | dict of “Death from natural causes | CARDS | that he sat on the deck all day. | HUMORIST | | : —then shes’ a humorist.” “No,” she workzd in a beauty par- Sam could | lor” / print his own money and save four Bills with his name on the back would be DUKE A dog lover says: Duke.” “Why?” inquired a friend. “Cause he's no ’count.” “Tm we} Noah was so opposed to gambling! “You say your sister makes up jokes “I call my dog QUITE RIGHT Among recent English politicians there has been no one readier with the witty and discomfiting retort than Mr. Lloyd George. Addressing some Welsh farmers he once said: “We will have and for Scotland and-for Wales.” “And for hell,” ; heli-drunken voice. “Quite right,” replied Lloyd George, “I like to hear a man stick up for his own country.” HORSE THIEVES Theodore Roosevelt, while address- ing a large Progressive Republican gathering in the Gettin campaign of home rule for Ireland and for England | interposed a deep.) YC Gem AW! GWAN, ‘BON SOIR! NOME; . GUTE NACHT! 00D NIGHT! Police whistles . . . traffic stopped + « . an ambulance with screaming siren dashed through the brightly lit theatrical district of Broadway. et within the ambulance were no injured 1912, criticized’ y ‘doctrines and’ methods of the ne party. On ¢oncluding - his ‘address, a Democrat ‘who happened to ‘be present in he, audience and who objected to some of Mr. Roosevelt's remarks /began ’ t question the speaker’ ™ oy “Mr. Roosevelt, ” he asked, “why are! you a, Republican?” Wisdoir | “Because my father and hasnt Were both Republicans!” was the re-| ply. “What would. yoo be if your Jehan); and grandfather ‘both had beer horse- | thisves?” again asked: the Democrats | “I'd be a Democrat,” Mr. Rocget, replied. 2 \ { WHERE IS SHE? ; good’ sense | Teaches p | charity Ld kimdness pr : | for “Example, if a man. was beating : donkey and i od stopped, what would | be showing?” r “Little ‘Boy (answering the’ problem 2} —Brotherly love. — D : THE CAUSE | We have come to the conclusion that the cause of. the -100}. per cent.. of the divorces in this country is marriag | When Grandma, was a ; flapper, She dressed like Mother Hubbard, But Grandma's flapper daughter » Dresses more like her cupboard. STRING BEANS ‘ Mr. . Frantz, the “Now would you'care for anything else? We have nice string beans today.” Customer; = “Hew much are they a string?” A grocer: BENT OR BROKE Dad: to. be old and bent?” TIALLY unless : “Is there anything worse than] jor dead. It seems that Ginger Kogers, radio, screen and stage star had but 'ninetene minutes to get! trom her show, in the heart of to New the “Top Speed,’ “York's most eroded section Brooklyn Paramount Theatre where she was scheduled to broadcast. A certain radio station's officials, after i racking their brains how to accom- plish the seemingly impossible, think ing of airplanes and dirigbfes, fnally hit upon the idea of hiring a private ambulance te transport the: charming Gh inger ¥o the theatre) PS. ' She made it. Force of labit is 'a ‘strange thing. Paul Specht’s orchestra, PH WABC | feature, ‘played. for, Sunday night ser- ‘vices at-the Manhattan webs church, Fray an: rinotartion in Thay Lowas ten; start- go Amother. Wa taking his A place: io Sacrethiry Tamont “recently an- mounéed that in' the 1930 census, housewives: would be classified as “Home-Makers” instead of [eing listed under- “No Ocupation” ‘as heretofore. Tda Bailey’ Allen, founder of the Radio Home-Malkers' Club, “has , expressed to Mr. Lamont her. gratifications. on behalf of the 800,000 women members of the club. They brogdoast : daily {over the CBS chain. ; DID YOU KNOW That all announcers of the British Sroadcasting’ Company are Oxford men? They believe their accent to be the prest English. That out of the 2,000 applicants “Wier tried out for jobs as announcers at the National Broadcasting studios. re- cently, only one got a job? He ‘was the elevator boy in the building. That in England théy call tubes “bulbs?” Son: “Yes, to be young ‘and broke.” | . THE SCOTCH PROFESSOR | Sa ara had a wad of gum, | She chewed it long and slow, | And everywhere that Sara went The gum was sure to) go. | She carried it to school one day; Which was. against the rule, The professor took the gum away And chewed it after school. Station RFW signing off. | Please stand by until next week. . That Bob (Believe It Or Not) Rip- ley says the: man who went safely over [ Nigara Falls’in a barrel was run over i an automobile three years ago? THE TROUBLE SHOOTER I “But why should I concern myself | with departments that are making | money? It is the ones that are losing |it that demand my attention!” This was the method by which Gus- tavus F. Swift ran his business and the founder of Swift and Company certainly knew what he was about. 7 . Wola punts He DE = Se NEY